Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,519
Deadly dinos, laser beams
Putrid plants, cool machines
2
00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:07,119
Potty planets, moody moons
Strange sights, big booms
3
00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,999
Experiments that make you hurl
Visitors from other worlds
4
00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,719
Earth's core, stinky space
The future of the human race
5
00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,279
Science that did not go right
Things to keep you up at night
6
00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,839
Biology with stings and fangs
7
00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,319
Chemistry that stinks and bangs
8
00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,719
Freaky physics - we do that
9
00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,439
Quantum gravity - what's that?
10
00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,319
Weird and gross stuff
you should know
11
00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:31,400
Welcome to
the Horrible Science show!
12
00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,359
MUSIC: IN THE STYLE OF BLUEY
13
00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,839
ALL: Bum!
14
00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,400
ALL: Splat!
15
00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,320
ALL: Stinko!
16
00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,679
ALL: Pooey!
17
00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,359
Dad?
Yeah, kid?
18
00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,839
You know how we're human poos?
19
00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,399
I'm upsettingly aware of the
fact, mate.
20
00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,879
Are all poos like us?
21
00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,759
Ah, no! Poos come in all shapes
22
00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,919
and sizes throughout
the animal kingdom.
23
00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,039
I'd love to meet other animal poos.
24
00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,519
Well, you're in luck.
We're off to Uncle Skid's place.
25
00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,039
He's having a barbe-poo
for the neighbours.
26
00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,640
This episode of Pooey is called...
27
00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:15,479
Look at this poo, Dad.
It's a cube!
28
00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,279
Wotcha, mate!
I'm a cube of wombat poo.
29
00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,279
Want to see me do a roly poly?
30
00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,000
Um, OK.
31
00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,479
Nah, I can't.
32
00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:28,159
Are you going on
to Uncle Skid's barbe-poo?
33
00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,039
Yeah. I'm his neighbour.
34
00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,919
I live under this tree with my
brothers and sisters.
35
00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:36,079
Wombats can make 100 of us
poopy cubes in one night.
36
00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,759
Guys, come say hi!
37
00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,359
Woohoo!
38
00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,399
Wotcha! How's it going? G'day!
39
00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,919
All right, stop crushing me,
you big butt bricks!
40
00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,639
Come on, Dad, stop being silly.
41
00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,679
Ooh, hi! Who are you?
42
00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,879
Are you on your way to the barbe-poo?
43
00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,919
HE COUGHS
44
00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,159
Yeah, I'm a special kind of
bear poo.
45
00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,519
Oh, mate, you're so dry.
46
00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,919
No offence.
Nah, none taken.
47
00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,639
That's because I'm a faecal plug.
48
00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,679
Bears use me as a stopper
when they're hibernating.
49
00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,559
That's so cool!
50
00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,239
So what does a normal bear poo
look like?
51
00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,839
BEAR GROWLS
Oh!
52
00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,119
DAD GROANS
A bit like that. Hello.
53
00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,359
BOING!
Look, a rabbit!
54
00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,879
Geronimo!
55
00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,279
G'day. We're rabbit droppings.
56
00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,639
I'm Pooey.
57
00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:27,879
Argh! Oh, no!
58
00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,119
No worries. That's normal.
59
00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,439
Rabbits poo us out,
then eat us again.
60
00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,039
What? Why?
61
00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,879
Because the first time we come out,
62
00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:39,199
we're still full of the vitamins
and nutrients rabbits needs.
63
00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,199
RABBIT POO CHUCKLES
He'll be back.
64
00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,759
Incoming!
65
00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,999
Me again! Don't worry.
66
00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,239
They don't eat us a second time.
67
00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:49,799
Dad, did you see that?
68
00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,119
Argh! No!
69
00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,599
I'm not a rabbit poo! Argh!
70
00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,759
Oh, Dad!
71
00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,319
THEY LAUGH
72
00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,439
I am having a terrible time!
73
00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,040
Argh!
74
00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,839
Animal poo is so weird.
75
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,359
Some rhinos can even
76
00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,599
leave messages in their poo.
P-FF-RRRT!
77
00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:13,119
Oh, come on, Darrell!
P-FF-RRRT!
78
00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,230
You said you were
going to email next time.
79
00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,559
If you've ever wondered
80
00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,239
how animals got
all these weird features,
81
00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,959
part of the reason is evolution,
82
00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,999
which does some bonkers stuff.
P-FF-RRRT!
83
00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,199
Oh, no. Got to go.
P-FF-RRRT!
84
00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,399
Darrell's squeezing
out another message.
85
00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,799
P-FF-RRRT!
Urgh!
86
00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,040
Evolve Or Die.
87
00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,119
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
88
00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,439
Mr Piggerton, wait! Mr Piggerton!
89
00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,999
Nothing you can say
can keep me here.
90
00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,399
Nothing, nothing, nothing!
91
00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,999
I have broken off my engagement
to Lord Smugness.
92
00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,879
RECORD SCRATCH
93
00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,319
Apart from that.
94
00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,079
The last time we spoke,
you said your feelings
95
00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,599
for me were cold and dead
as a cold, dead, wet fish.
96
00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,919
Now they are alive again.
97
00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,239
Alive like a hot, alive, dry fish.
98
00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,399
Oh, you have such a way with words.
99
00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,279
Oh, Miss Cleverly.
100
00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,719
Mr Piggerton, I have changed,
much as animals do,
101
00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,679
according to the theory
of evolution.
102
00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,599
My feelings towards
you have evolved.
103
00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,239
And I shall know heaven...
Sorry.
104
00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,399
What theory was that?
105
00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,799
Oh, goodness!
The theory of evolution.
106
00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,959
You know,
how animals and plants adapt
107
00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,799
to their environments over time.
Yes...
108
00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,599
Anyway, as I was saying...
109
00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,319
ROMANTIC MUSIC RESTARTS
110
00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,879
You're still on the evolution thing,
aren't you?
111
00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,439
MUSIC STOPS
Yeah. What do you mean?
112
00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,679
The plants and animals change their
bodies depending on where they live?
113
00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,559
Over time and through
many generations. Yes.
114
00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:37,839
Take the giraffe.
115
00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,079
Which giraffe?
That one there.
116
00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,599
GIRAFFE GRUNTS
Oh, wow.
117
00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,719
Um, who's giraffe is that?
118
00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,159
I asked Digby me to get one in just
in case I needed
119
00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,559
to explain evolution to you.
120
00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,159
Did you steal that giraffe, Digby?
121
00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,679
I'll never tell, sir.
122
00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,039
You did then.
123
00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,559
Millions of years ago, they would
have looked much more like this.
124
00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,719
It's quite good, it's got...
Thank you, sir.
125
00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,599
I painted it on my way back
from breaking into London Zoo.
126
00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,279
RECORD SCRACHES
What did you say? Nothing.
127
00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,519
So, just like the short-necked
giraffes
128
00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,719
evolved into the long-necked ones,
129
00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,759
my affections
for you have grown into love...
130
00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,479
And back to the giraffe.
131
00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,799
I still don't get how the short-neck
giraffe
132
00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,759
turned into the long-neck giraffe.
133
00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:17,599
OK. Each baby giraffe is born
a little different.
134
00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,919
The ones with the shorter
necks couldn't reach
135
00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,839
the food that was higher up, but
the ones with the longer necks...
136
00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,719
Digby, get that giraffe to eat some
leaves.
137
00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,839
Oi! Eat some leaves!
138
00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,959
No, bad giraffe! No!
139
00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,119
Stay, stay! Stay.
140
00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,839
The point is,
the ones with the longer necks
141
00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,239
could reach more leaves,
so they were more likely
142
00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,159
to survive than
the ones with the shorter necks.
143
00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,679
So gradually,
over many generations,
144
00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,679
as more long necked giraffes
had babies,
145
00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,599
giraffes as a whole got longer
and longer necks.
146
00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,119
DIGBY SCREAMS
I see!
147
00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,359
That giraffe don't like me very much!
Quiet, Digby!
148
00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:54,399
You see, every species is making
subtle changes all the time.
149
00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,639
Even humans. Really? Yes!
150
00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,000
We've adapted and changed, too.
Digby!
151
00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,519
Not so very long ago,
we were a much hairier,
152
00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,559
ape-like species like this.
153
00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,719
What? But we evolved
to better suit our environment.
154
00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,319
We learned to use tools,
155
00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,719
manage complex emotions,
like love.
156
00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,119
ROMANTIC MUSIC RESTARTS
Did you say love, Miss Cleverly?
157
00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,439
Yes, Mr Piggerton.
158
00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,839
That giraffe doesn't love me!
159
00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,479
MUSIC STOPS
DIGBY SCREAMS
160
00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,439
Digby, I'm going to need
to borrow your trousers.
161
00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,759
Someone soiled mine.
162
00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,039
Oh!
163
00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,599
Greetings! Me Ogg-Ogg.
164
00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,759
And I'm Clare Shedding.
165
00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,839
I've travelled back 29,000 years
166
00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:36,039
to Palaeolithic times
to host this dog show.
167
00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,119
Don't eat me, don't eat me.
168
00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,079
Or as they call it here...
169
00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,920
Grrrufts!
170
00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,799
Of course, at this point in time,
there are no dogs,
171
00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,839
just wolves. Which means everything
in this competition
172
00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:52,159
is a little bit...
Bitey, bitey, growl, growl.
173
00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,799
That's right. Now, these wolves
174
00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,359
are just starting to live
alongside people.
175
00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,199
But let's see just how friendly
176
00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,799
man's best friend currently is.
177
00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,320
Spoiler alert - not very.
178
00:07:06,321 --> 00:07:09,999
First up, we have
hunter-gatherer Ugg who's trying
179
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,479
to win by getting his stunning wolf
Bella
180
00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,719
to fetch. Fetch!
181
00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,119
And you know Ugg
found Bella scavenging
182
00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,359
for meat near his home
and encouraged her to stick around.
183
00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,199
Wolf nice for hunter-gatherer.
184
00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,559
Well, that's true,
but are they trained yet?
185
00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,919
Bella, wait!
No, she's just running off.
186
00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,879
Bella!
Bella no listen to Ugg.
187
00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,400
And there she goes.
188
00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,199
Bellaaaaa!
189
00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,279
Disappointment for Ugg.
Bella run away.
190
00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,040
UGG SOBS
Ugg sad.
191
00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,719
Next up, agility with Gog
and her wolf Cooper.
192
00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:46,239
Now, it says here
that Gog is a hunter-gatherer
193
00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,279
and in her spare time
194
00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,759
enjoys both hunting and gathering.
195
00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:55,559
Oh, Cooper follow Gog, nice.
196
00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,479
Yes, the beginnings of
training there.
197
00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,599
GOG SCREAMS
Uh-oh! Cooper no follow Gog.
198
00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,919
Cooper chase her.
199
00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,159
These ancient wolves are known
200
00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,119
for their big teeth and...
Oh, dear!
201
00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,480
SPECTATORS GASP
..powerful jaws.
202
00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,560
Disappointment for Gog there.
203
00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,359
Here come final contestant.
204
00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,639
Thudd with his wolf Biscuit.
205
00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:17,879
Nice Biscuit.
206
00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,679
You know, Thudd had Biscuit
from when he was a puppy.
207
00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,759
Because of course that is another
way
208
00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,599
that human-wolf relations developed.
209
00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,039
People found cute baby wolves
210
00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,359
and brought them up themselves.
211
00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:31,479
Aww!
212
00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:32,719
WOLF SNARLS
213
00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,639
Of course, one minute they
cute baby wolves,
214
00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,479
next minute they big hungry wolf
that want to eat its owner.
215
00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,599
Oh, my word.
216
00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,919
Argh!
WOLF BARKS
217
00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,999
Disappointment for Thudd.
218
00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,119
Argh!
Well, um...
219
00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,439
Someone help Thudd!
Don't worry about that, viewers.
220
00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,399
In just a few thousand years,
221
00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,719
humans will breed and train
these wolves
222
00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,639
to create
all the dogs we know and love.
223
00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,199
Uh-oh! Wolves become pack.
Pack hunt us now!
224
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,439
Do join us again
in a few thousand years.
225
00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,880
Go! Nice wolf!
226
00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,239
Argh! Go!
227
00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,199
WOLVES BARK
228
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,160
Someone call my agent!
229
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,359
What are you doing, Dot?
230
00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,599
I'm making slime through science.
231
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,919
I'm like Al-bear Einstein.
232
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,039
Oh, yeah?
233
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,559
I can make slime, too.
234
00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,519
ACHOO!
There you go, Dot.
235
00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,639
You're welcome.
236
00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,839
You understand nothing of my work,
Archie.
237
00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,839
Chemistry is about taking
two elements
238
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,919
and combining them
to create something new.
239
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,319
It takes years of practice.
240
00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,239
Ooh, you mean like this?
241
00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,919
No! That'll explode!
242
00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,199
Oh!
243
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,479
You know, sometimes, Archie,
I wonder why I'm with you.
244
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,880
Ah.
245
00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,799
Guten tag, mein homies.
246
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,239
It's me, Big Al.
247
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,919
Back with another science
reaction video.
248
00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,759
I'm so excited for this video,
249
00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,239
I even got my hair cut.
250
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,719
Just this one!
251
00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,799
It's ein hair joke! Get on board!
252
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,159
OK, so what have we got here?
253
00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,839
Some pretty barrels, some chemicals,
and...
254
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,839
Whoa! Look at that!
255
00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,959
This video is about
chemicals mixing together
256
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,600
to make the big explosions.
257
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,959
I am making this all the time
in the lab.
258
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,319
And also in the bathroom.
P-FF-RRRT!
259
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,599
Hans, open the window!
260
00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,239
So they are making
the elephant's toothpaste.
261
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,679
No, not that kind!
262
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,999
It's a simple experiment
when chemicals mix together
263
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,879
to release water and lots
of oxygen as gas bubbles,
264
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,439
and when washing up
liquid is added,
265
00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,490
these bubbles get trapped
and make foam.
266
00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:40,519
But wait, I guess they're going
to do something big.
267
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,399
O-M-C!
268
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,119
C for chemistry.
269
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,159
They are doing ein huge version of
the experiment.
270
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,119
Ooh!
271
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,839
Look at all those chemicals.
272
00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,399
This is the greatest
moment of my life!
273
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,479
Look at this.
Who are these children
274
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,079
who get a front row seat?
275
00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,599
How do I get to swap places
with these children?
276
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,879
They're doing a countdown.
277
00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,360
You know it's good
if they're doing a countdown.
278
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,959
Argh!
279
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,719
Das is unbelievable!
280
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,999
It looks like ein volcano.
281
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,839
But instead of the lava,
it looks like frog vomit.
282
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,679
RIBBIT!
The funnel shape makes
283
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,639
the reaction shoot up
and out of the container...
284
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,839
Sploosh!
285
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,599
..out comes the water and the oxygen.
286
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,759
Also, they added washing up liquid
and food dye to make it all nice
287
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,799
and green and foamy.
You know, for science. Ja?
288
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,239
Amazing!
289
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,559
Five tongue waggles out of five!
290
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,279
Wahhhh!
291
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,280
Einstein out!
292
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,839
WITCHES CACKLE
293
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,399
By the light of the moon
and the hair on my chin,
294
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,799
this evil mixture is about to begin.
295
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,919
First into the pot,
from a dangerous creature,
296
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,759
the wax from the ear of an angry
maths teacher.
297
00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:00,079
Then I will add,
as I cackle with glee,
298
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,599
a thumb and a tongue
and a knobbly knee.
299
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,359
Next I will add a bucket of puke
300
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,839
that I tickled out of a greedy,
old Duke.
301
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,319
And with that, my sisters,
our mixture's complete.
302
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:17,239
Let's have a taste
as our bedtime treat.
303
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,359
But first, a little seasoning.
OTHERS: Oh, Linda!
304
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,639
Classic Linda,
if we've told you once,
305
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,479
we've told you a million times,
we're off salt at the moment.
306
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,759
It's just so plain without
a little something to season it.
307
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,999
You haven't even tasted it yet!
Rude.
308
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,719
And you know that too much salt can
ruin the flavour of a delicate,
309
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,119
knobbly knee!
Oh, fine!
310
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:41,119
I'll try and get it out.
You can't get it out, Linda.
311
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,439
The salt will have dissolved
in the puke.
312
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,159
Surely I can just sieve it out?
You can't sieve it out!
313
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,559
You're just getting chunks
of thumb and tongue.
314
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,039
Do you ever think it's weird
315
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,919
that you're happy
to eat a Duke's puke
316
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,319
but not a little bit of salt?
317
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,039
Not really.
No.
318
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,799
Well, look, it's not working.
319
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,159
The salt must be too small to catch
in the sieve.
320
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,319
It's dissolved, Linda!
321
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,719
It's literally become a part of
the mixture.
322
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,519
Fine! Look, pass me that kitchen
roll. Maybe I can filter it.
323
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,279
Well, that won't work.
Filtering is just like sieving,
324
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,319
but with smaller holes
to catch smaller solids.
325
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,719
Oh, it's not working.
See?
326
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,679
We could just make another one?
327
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,919
And where do you think we'll find
328
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,519
a maths teacher's waxy ears at this
time?
329
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,039
And we'll need more knees.
330
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,519
Are you offering yours up, Linda?
331
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,759
Well, we could use Kasey's.
What are you saying?
332
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,359
Saying you've got really knobbly
knees, love.
333
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,359
No, I do not!
Everyone in the village says it.
334
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,879
No, I do not!
335
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,040
THEY BICKER
336
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,319
Girls, all the liquid's gone!
337
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,159
It's magic!
338
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,999
It's not magic, Linda.
It's evaporated.
339
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,839
All the liquid's turn to gas
340
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,039
and just left the solids,
including your salt crystals.
341
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,519
Urgh!
342
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,359
The evaporation's separated out all
the salt all right.
343
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,319
it's all over these ears!
344
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,559
Tell you what.
345
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,639
We could just have a nice
cup of tea instead.
346
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,959
Oh, yeah? You want salt in yours?
347
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,639
No-one put salt in tea!
348
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,240
Well, I do sometimes.
349
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,119
Hello. Am I early for lunch?
350
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,199
Hang on. Just finishing my lever.
351
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,519
Lever? What's a lever?
352
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,519
It's a type of simple machine.
353
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,759
It helps you lift things
with less effort.
354
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:22,719
Well, get a move on. You said,
"Come over, we're having lunch."
355
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,079
No, I said, "Come over,
356
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,839
"I'm having lunch."
357
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,679
Argh!
358
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,279
Oh, you're right.
359
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,040
These simple machines
do make things easier.
360
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,079
Travel back in time...
361
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,399
..to meet the greatest
Neolithic action hero.
362
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,319
Me Ethan Hunter-gatherer.
363
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,319
MUSIC: IN THE STYLE OF
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
364
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,879
Your mission,
should you choose accept,
365
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,399
is catch mammoth!
366
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,479
Mammoth Impossible.
367
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,079
Mammoth big, hairy monster.
368
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,439
Me small, hairy man.
369
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,159
This mission impossible.
370
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,959
I know! That's the whole point!
371
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,639
It's Mammoth Impossible!
372
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,399
Can me finish, please?
373
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,039
Oh, sorry.
374
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:07,880
This message will self-destruct
when me bash with big club.
375
00:15:07,881 --> 00:15:12,119
Honestly, I don't know why you two
don't just talk normally.
376
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,719
Does that not hurt your throat?
377
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,079
Using the latest technology,
378
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,759
the Impossible Mammoth Force
will complete their mission.
379
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,479
OK, now, if you use
these simple machines,
380
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,519
they'll help us catch a mammoth.
381
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,159
Now take this.
Ooh!
382
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,399
No, don't, don't!
Don't eat it.
383
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,799
It's an extremely advanced
384
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,119
and high-tech bit of kit
for Neolithic times.
385
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,040
It's called a lever...
386
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,840
..and it works by...
Me work it out! No!
387
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,479
Me not work it out!
388
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,799
But this isn't called
Mammoth Impossible for nothing.
389
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,999
Lever make mammoth angry!
390
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,480
Argh!
391
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,679
Uh... Mammoth stamp on stick.
392
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,279
And then it shove tusk
up me dung hole.
393
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,359
You weren't meant
to hit him with it.
394
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,799
You were meant to lift a heavy rock
with it and drop it on him.
395
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,319
Study the blueprints next time!
396
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:05,919
A lever's designed to lift heavy
loads by spreading effort,
397
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:10,120
the longer the lever, the less
effort needed to lift things.
398
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,399
But Ethan still has high hopes
of catching that mammoth.
399
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,959
OK, so the rope and pulley works...
Me work it out!
400
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,759
Bah! Hmm.
401
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,439
So, how pulley work?
402
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,039
OK, the pulley
403
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:29,199
enables you to raise something
up by pulling a rope down.
404
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,199
That could be a big help
if you're lifting heavy objects.
405
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,319
Ah, so not big help
when falling from big heights?
406
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,399
No.
407
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,279
Argh! Oh!
HE GROANS
408
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,159
Me OK.
409
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,679
As long as mammoth don't trample.
410
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,599
Oh, no! Nice mammoth.
411
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,119
Don't step on me back. Argh!
412
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,799
CRUNCH!
Oh!
413
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,279
It's actually quite nice.
414
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,279
Mammoth: Impossible...
415
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,359
I did paint a diagram.
416
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,279
THUD!
Oh!
417
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,360
..rumbling your way soon.
Sorry.
418
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,919
Welcome back to Wheel Or No Wheel.
419
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,919
Today's player is Dave.
420
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,199
Rules are simple, Dave.
421
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:16,839
Open boxes and identify if what's
in them is a wheel or not a wheel.
422
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,119
Where do you want to go first?
423
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,879
Something's drawing me to Beryl.
424
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,199
Number five, please.
425
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,320
Good luck, Dave.
I hope it's an easy one.
426
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,999
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
427
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,079
OK, Dave,
428
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,119
wheel or no wheel?
429
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,479
That's a rat. No wheel.
430
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,759
Oh, brave choice.
431
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,399
Let's find out if he's right.
432
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,839
Yes, Dave!
433
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,839
"Rat's" the right answer.
434
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,079
AUDIENCE GROANS
435
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,639
Because there's a rat in the box.
436
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,759
Yeah, yeah. I get it.
Rats!
437
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,519
Like "that's."
MAN COUGHS
438
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,279
Just nothing? OK.
439
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,319
Right. Where next?
Rachel, please.
440
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,640
Number six.
441
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,559
I think I know this one.
It's a pizza cutter.
442
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,759
Yeah. So you'll be hoping for
443
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,879
a "slice" of luck on this one.
444
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,079
AUDIENCE GROANS
445
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,639
As in like a slice of pizza...
Yeah, yeah. ..that you'd eat.
446
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,639
AUDIENCE BOO
All right.
447
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,199
Dave, wheel or no wheel?
448
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,399
It's round,
449
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,959
it rotates on an axle.
450
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,879
So I'm going to say it's a wheel.
451
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,079
Correct!
452
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,279
APPLAUSE
453
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,879
Well done, Dave.
OK. Where next?
454
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,999
Damien, please. Number one.
455
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,319
Number one. Good choice.
456
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,960
OK, Damien, open your box.
457
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,479
That's a wheel of cheese.
It's a trick question, innit?
458
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,599
It's called a wheel,
but it's not actually a wheel
459
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,919
because it doesn't rotate around
an axle.
460
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,360
So I'm going to say no wheel.
461
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,079
HE SIGHS
Dave, that is...
462
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,639
..correct!
463
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,439
APPLAUSE
That is a very "Gouda" answer.
464
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,639
AUDIENCE GROANS
It's the correct... Gouda.
465
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,199
The cheese, Gouda.
AUDIENCE: Boo!
466
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,319
Oh, forget it.
PHONE RINGS
467
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,030
That's the Wheeler Dealer.
He's calling with an offer.
468
00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:51,759
Hello? Yeah, I thought they were
good puns too, but apparently
469
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,759
some people wouldn't know
funny if it hit them in the face.
470
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,479
Yeah. Thank you.
Love you. Bye.
471
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,519
OK, Dave.
He says he will give
472
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:02,319
you 50 right now
to not open your box.
473
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,439
Or we can open the box
474
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,839
and if there's a wheel inside,
you win 1 million.
475
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,880
GASPS
476
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:12,679
I think I'm going to go
for the million.
477
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,639
He's going for the million, guys!
Amazing!
478
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,399
Good on you, Dave!
Here we go.
479
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,519
Let's hope that fortune
favours the Dave.
480
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,759
Worst one yet!
481
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,720
Open the box. OK.
482
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,639
Oh, that's a fan.
483
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,080
No, it's not a wheel.
484
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,479
I lost. Should have taken the 50.
485
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,799
No, no, Dave.
That's an electric fan
486
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,839
with spinning blades
rotating around an axle.
487
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,079
It's a wheel!
488
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,799
You've just won 1 million!
489
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,319
How do you feel?
490
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,639
"Wheely" happy!
491
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,399
LAUGHTER
492
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,799
Oh, come on! That's the pun you love?
493
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,399
What about the stuff with the rat?
494
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,239
And the cheese?
495
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,680
Unbelievable.
496
00:19:59,091 --> 00:20:04,439
Can you believe it? We've been
waiting ages for our food.
497
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,319
I know, it feels like we've been
waiting a million years.
498
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,999
Yeah, or a billion years.
499
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,559
A million, a billion.
What's the difference, really?
500
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,360
Uh... Excuse me!
501
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,039
What did you just say?
502
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,679
Who are you?
Do you work here?
503
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,559
I'm Big Numbers Stan
and I stan big numbers.
504
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:24,479
And I am sick of people
like you disrespecting big numbers.
505
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,199
I don't think we did.
Hmm.
506
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,239
Did you not just say
there's basically no
507
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,359
difference between a million
and a billion?
508
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,479
That's my drink.
509
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,279
I mean, they're both really big
numbers, right?
510
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,280
Wrong.
They're incredibly different!
511
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,439
A billion is a thousand times
a million.
512
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,999
I just don't think it's that big
a deal.
513
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,719
What, so I suppose there's not that
big a difference
514
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,879
between a million seconds
and a billion seconds, right?
515
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,399
Yeah, I guess. OK.
516
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,399
Let's skip forward in time
a million seconds, shall we?
517
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,999
Click your fingers, will you, Jen?
518
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,719
How does he know my name?
WHISPERING: Just do it.
519
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,679
CLICKS FINGERS
520
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,079
What just happened?
Did we time travel?
521
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,159
Yes. But only by 11.5 days
522
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,639
because that is how
long a million seconds is.
523
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,319
How did you do that?
524
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,199
I'm Big Numbers Stan,
525
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,959
I stan big numbers.
526
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,439
That doesn't really
answer my question.
527
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,319
Now, let's skip forward
a billion seconds.
528
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,639
Clicky fingers, Jen, come on,
get with the programme.
529
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,399
No, Jen! Wait!
530
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,799
CLICKS FINGERS
531
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,199
Oh! No!
532
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,799
What happened?
Why is everything different?
533
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,759
Woo! Woo! Woo!
534
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:34,839
Because we've jumped 31 years
into the future.
535
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,799
A billion seconds is 31 years
536
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,839
and eight months.
537
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,759
Oh, gosh!
I haven't watered my plants.
538
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,559
ROBOT: Desert, anyone?
Well, I forgot to flush.
539
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,079
Ugh!
So maybe next time you'll respect
540
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,759
the difference between a million
and a billion.
541
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,199
And also, remember to flush,
that's disgusting.
542
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,999
We won't do it again.
Not in a million years!
543
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,119
Not in a billion years.
544
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:03,759
You people never learn, do you?
545
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,440
Anyway, have a great night, yeah?
546
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:11,119
If I've said it once,
I've said it 100 trillion times.
547
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,679
You have got to be precise
with numbers.
548
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,519
And not just numbers,
actually, units of measurement,
549
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,719
well, they're also important to get
right.
550
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:24,040
And I know this because I just told
everyone that I could lift 50kg.
551
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,400
STRAINS
But I... But I meant 50g.
552
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,079
Graaaaams!
553
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,160
Oh.
554
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,479
Now that is a road.
555
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,799
What was that?
556
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,199
I said, that is a road, Carl!
557
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,599
Yes, boss.
And it's our job to make sure
558
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,119
the new road maps are accurate.
559
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:49,360
So, measuring device, if you please.
560
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,679
What's this? A ruler boss,
it's for measuring.
561
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,359
Do you want me
to show you how it works?
562
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,679
I know how a ruler works!
563
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,439
You can't measure a road using this.
564
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,519
Well, you can.
It's got centimetres up the side.
565
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,879
You do not measure roads
in centimetres!
566
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,399
You measure them in kilometres
or miles.
567
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,799
It'd take forever to measure
in little centimetres.
568
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,850
Here.
569
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:18,479
If you're going to measure
something,
570
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,639
you've got to use the right units.
571
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,519
Right units?
1980S SYNTH MUSIC PLAYS
572
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,839
How long is a thing?
573
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,479
What should you use
when measuring?
574
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,199
Kilometres, if it's long
575
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,719
But centimetres for that is wrong
576
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,399
And if it's small
577
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,319
Millimetres are the best of all
578
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:43,759
Count with me
579
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,079
In units!
580
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,999
Be clear on
581
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,679
What units
582
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,999
Depends on
583
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,040
What your measuring
584
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,759
To measure weight
585
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,639
You'll need scales
to weigh in grams
586
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,359
Like each time you bake
587
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,199
Get it wrong
You'll have a gross cake
588
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,960
You use kilograms
589
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,039
For the heavy things
like elephants
590
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,359
Count with me
591
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,719
In units
592
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:28,919
The right one
593
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,559
Don't lose count
594
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,399
If you're wrong
595
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,600
Could backfire on you
596
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,079
To measure volume
597
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,839
Not the sound kind
598
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,679
How much room
It's litres you pour
599
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,879
To find out how much
a pool can store
600
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,640
For small amounts
601
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,559
Millilitres are the things
you count
602
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,759
Count with me
603
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,319
In units
604
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:14,159
Be clear on
605
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,919
What units
606
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:20,239
Depends on
607
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:24,880
What you're measuring.
608
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,800
Whoo! Try measuring how high
that last note was.
609
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,560
Not in centimetres, Carl!
610
00:25:35,610 --> 00:25:40,160
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
43765
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof