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� Oh, darlin' �
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� I love you in the mornin' �
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� I love you
in the afternoon �
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Chuck, you know I love you.
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Of course, Betty
I love you too.
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And I know I've made you wait
a long time.
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Yeah A long time.
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Well, tonight, that all ends.
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What do you mean?
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Chuck...
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tonight is the night
I'm going to give myself to you.
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I'm ready to take things
to the next level.
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Are you sure?
We're gonna do it?
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All right.
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� Whoa, darlin' �
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� Whatever I have to do �
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� Oh, pretty baby �
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� How I'm in love with you �
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That was awesome.
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Yeah.
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But...
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now that my virginity is behind us,
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I think I'm ready to take things
to the next level.
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What do you mean?
I thought we just did.
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Come on, Chuck,
don't be coy.
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You know what I mean.
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Anal
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Seriously?
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Yeah I love you, Chuck,
and I know you love me
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And that's why I want you
to stick it in my ass
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� Giddy up, horsey �
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� Come on, let go �
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Yeah
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� Who's riding your pony? �
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� Horny pony �
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Oh, yeah
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� They've seldom seen
of your contemptuous greed �
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Wow
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I know.
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That fucking ruled!
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But
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But what?
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Well
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it's just now that
the ass sex is in the bag
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I think we're ready to
take things to the next level
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What other level is there?
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Get an extension cord
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Next level!
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Who are they!?
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Next level!
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Ohh!
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Next level!
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Next level!
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No more levels!
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I'll be right back
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Maybe I rushed things
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� Sex me up
and I'll sex you down �
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� Whatever you want
is my command �
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� I'm into S and M,
I lead the butcher farm �
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� And now don't you understand,
I'm into any ma'am �
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� Sex me up
and I'll sex you down �
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� I get on the floor,
I'll turn around �
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� Get on my hands and knees,
on your command I'll freeze �
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� I hope this never cease,
come get me, won't you please �
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� But she won't hold me
and she won't squeeze me �
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� From what she told me,
she'd never please me �
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� But she won't hold me
and she won't squeeze me �
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� From what she told me,
she'd only tease me �
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� She said �
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� I said �
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� Sex me up
and I'll sex you down �
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� Sex me up and
I'll sex you down �
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� Sex me up
and I'll sex you down �
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Remember, students,
it's Sexual Awareness Month.
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Gentlemen, pick up your free condoms
in the gym,
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- and ladies, lubricant is available...
- I got laid last night
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- Same chick as the night before?
- Are you crazy?
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I can't have the same chick
comin' around two nights in a row
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That's bordering on a relationship
I like to play the field
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See, this is exactly what I don't
understand How does he do it?
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He just goes out
and gets it done, man,
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that's how he does it
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You can't sit around and wait
for Santa to bring you some ass
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under the tree
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Dude, how psyched are you
for first period?
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- Mr. Matthews' sex-ed class
- Man, that dude's a total freak
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I can�t wait to go in there and talk about
all the ass we've slammed
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It's gonna be awesome, bro
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No doubt, bro
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I can't take this class
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Why not?
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Why not? Did you not
just hear that conversation?
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" -How much ass we've slammed?"
- Yeah, bro
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Exactly The class is just gonna be
with a bunch of pervs
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who are open about their sex lives,
and frankly, I don't have one
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That's sad You're not bad-lookin'
And your legs work
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I'm not gonna have sex
with just anybody,
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I know that�s what
you are thinking right now
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Sorry, not gonna happen
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Doesn't have to be just anybody
Look. Look, look
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How about you start off with
a nice little virgin like Betty?
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Hey, Betty
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Okay, everyone,
bring it on in,
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we got a lot to do,
and little time to cover it
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I can feel the sexuality brewin'
in here already
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- Oh, no Stacy's in this class?
- What do you mean, "Oh, no?"
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You've been trying to tap that
since fifth grade
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This is an opportunity
You're in a class with her
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Go talk to her!
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- What would I say?
- Listen, all a girl wants
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is for you to be yourself
So do that... be yourself
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Or just shake your dick at her
You know, whatever feels right
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- Hello
- Hello
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Hey, Stacy
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Looks like we're gonna be
having sex together
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What!?
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Ed S... class
Sex-ed class together
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I'm sorry, I just... y'know
Whoo!
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Bye
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Yeah... talk to ya later
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My name is Mr. Matthews
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First off,
there's no teachers in here...
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just a bunch of people
exploring their sexuality
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Right? So once you
enter through that door,
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you're comin' through
a No Bullshit zone
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That's right... I said "bullshit"
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Huh? We're keepin' it real
in here, people
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Fart, fuck, shit, cock, ass, cunty cunt!
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All rightie
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Now, listen up Teen sexuality
is a living, breathing thing,
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and we're gonna explore that concept
from every different angle
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we can get our greasy little hands on
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And you're gonna share
I'm gonna share right now
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Hell, I've had sex with koi fish
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There, I've said it
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Sometimes you find me naked
down at the bottom of a fun-ball pool
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at your local fast food restaurant
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True story
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Okay, let's do a little
role-playing exercise in here
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I want each and every one of you
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to decide that you're gonna
have sex with someone
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for the very first time
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Okay, partner up, people!
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Stacy needs a partner
Seize the day, bro
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Hell, screw the day
Seize the booty
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That's a good union there
I like that I saw that when I came in
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- Mr. Matthews?
- Yes
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I don't think there's any girls left
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Mike, human sexuality isn't always
between man and woman
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Stand up, Doug
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Class, I'd like to introduce you
to our first gay couple...
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Mike and Doug
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Now, just because they'll be
experimenting with
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man-on-man lovemaking
and assorted humbuggery,
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don't treat 'em any differently
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Mike, I think
you're gonna be on bottom
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Okay
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I'll be the stay-at-home-dad
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What?
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Mark
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So, Matt, what advice do you
have for young people about sex?
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Advice Uh
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guys, be responsible
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You know, always wear a rubber
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Of course, it feels way better
to do it without one
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Unless, of course,
it's a Vietnamese hooker,
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and then I think you just
take your chances
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As long as there's a naked chick
somewhere in the room,
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you are not gay
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If you have an STD,
do not tell your partner
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It is a lose-lose situation
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Fellas, be nice to your partner
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In the morning,
if she needs a ride home,
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point her to the nearest bus stop
before you go back to sleep
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Be a good guy
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Today one out of three
young adults
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has a sexually transmitted disease.
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And letting a former hook-up know
that you've got genital cooties
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can be pretty hard.
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Now there's an easier way!
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At STD-E-CARDS, you can
share the bad news with one click.
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Pick from such messages as,
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"You gave me your heart,
I gave you gonorrhea",
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or� Thanks for the blowjob...
sorry about the herpes" .
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It's from Kevin!
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That hot guy
that you hooked up with this weekend?
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- Yeah
- What's it say?
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"Roses are red,
violets are blue,
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I gave you syphilis
when we screwed at the zoo"
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That was easy
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STD-E-CARDS,
where bad news travels fast!
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Attention, students,
prom is fast approaching.
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Get your free STD screening
in the nurse's office.
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- Hi, Carla
- Oh, hey
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Hey, listen, um,
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I know it's kind of last minute,
but, um,
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I wanted to know if you'd maybe
want to go to the prom with me tonight
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Oh, I'm sorry, Justin,
someone already asked me
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Three weeks ago
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Oh... oh, okay
That�s that�s all right
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Well, have fun, though
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Oh, check out your cock!
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Oh! Oh, honey!
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I've been using these
since the Eisenhower Administration
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Can I help you?
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Huh?
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Uh... uh, no
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Oh, honey...
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She's a real beaut, isn't she?
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This just isn't right
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I wish we'd met years ago
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My whole high school experience
would have been different
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� Every day, the one thing
I can count on �
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� So much love �
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� It's like a river
with no end �
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� So much love �
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� The minute it seems to stop,
it starts again �
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� So much love �
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� You've given me so much love �
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� Don't you know
you've made my dream come true �
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I've always wanted
to see the Grand Canyon, too!
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� They brought me you,
you brought me love �
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� Dreams come true
every day with you �
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� So much love �
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Justin, I haven't seen you
around much lately
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I've been busy
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Well, prom wasn't the same
without you
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- Really?
- Yeah
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I was wondering if we could
go out sometime
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- Me and you?
- Dinner?
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Maybe Saturday night?
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And just when I thought
the night could not get any worse,
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he pukes all over my dress
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It was horrible
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I'm sure you still
looked beautiful, though
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Thanks, but I didn't
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I had vomit all over me
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You're so amazing
You really are
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What? No, that's ridiculous
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I'm going to play poker
with some of the guys
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Don�t worry
I'll be back by 10:00 All right?
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Hello?
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Anyone there?
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Look, don't be a pussy,
just tell me who it is
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Stop calling me!
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Another prank call
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I know what you're up to,
and it's gotta stop
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Leave Carla alone!
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It's over between me and you
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Get used to it!
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Where were you this morning?
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I thought you were gonna
watch me practice
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Oh Sorry, I forgot
254
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,931
Well, you comin' to my game
on Friday night?
255
00:16:59,932 --> 00:17:02,500
Actually, I'm going to Len's party
with Stacy
256
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:05,537
You know what? There's someone else
who actually cares about me
257
00:17:05,538 --> 00:17:07,699
Good-bye, Carla
258
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,605
Justin, where are you going?
259
00:17:21,587 --> 00:17:24,214
What?
260
00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:31,589
No!
261
00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:38,068
Why?! Why did you do this!?
262
00:17:38,904 --> 00:17:42,373
Someone call 911!
263
00:17:56,722 --> 00:18:01,556
So what's the kinkiest thing
you've ever done in bed?
264
00:18:04,563 --> 00:18:07,966
The two of us licked whipped cream
off of each other once
265
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:11,369
- That was fun Yeah
- That was pretty kinky
266
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,204
What about you?
267
00:18:13,205 --> 00:18:15,407
I don't know
268
00:18:15,408 --> 00:18:18,009
- Uh
- Come on, don't act all shy
269
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,612
- What if my parents are watching?
- Come on
270
00:18:20,613 --> 00:18:25,550
Does it have to be the kinkiest thing
that we�ve done together?
271
00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:27,352
No, it could have been
on your own
272
00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:29,087
Well
273
00:18:29,088 --> 00:18:31,156
this one time I had sex
with this black guy
274
00:18:31,157 --> 00:18:33,091
while his best friend
did me in the ass,
275
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:35,727
and then I sucked both their dicks
at the same time
276
00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:38,863
That was kinda kinky
277
00:18:38,864 --> 00:18:41,389
- What? Baby?
That's great
278
00:18:50,743 --> 00:18:52,110
MR MATTHEWS
Bring it on in!
279
00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:54,512
We got a lot to do
and a little time to do it!
280
00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:56,381
Wanna make sure we can
cram it all in
281
00:18:56,382 --> 00:18:59,784
That's what she said Ha ha ha!
You guys know what I'm talkin' about
282
00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:01,886
You've gotta sit next to Stacy
and be her partner
283
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:04,055
Yeah, man, don't be scared
Go ahead
284
00:19:04,056 --> 00:19:06,491
All right,
we're all gettin' in a circle
285
00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:08,193
This is great
286
00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:10,728
Okay
287
00:19:10,729 --> 00:19:13,598
let's talk about penises
288
00:19:13,599 --> 00:19:15,266
That's right, everyone
289
00:19:15,267 --> 00:19:17,669
I said the big P-word
290
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:21,606
Now, the most common question:
What's normal?
291
00:19:21,607 --> 00:19:24,275
Simple answer: There's no such thing
292
00:19:24,276 --> 00:19:27,846
Penises come in a variety
of different shapes and sizes
293
00:19:27,847 --> 00:19:30,381
Huh? All rightie!
294
00:19:30,382 --> 00:19:35,453
As you can tell from the molds
cast from actual penises we have here
295
00:19:35,454 --> 00:19:38,223
Got 'em all different
from all over the globe
296
00:19:38,224 --> 00:19:42,460
Now, the next
we like to call the Fireplug
297
00:19:42,461 --> 00:19:45,864
It's short and stocky,
but boy, when you get it excited,
298
00:19:45,865 --> 00:19:47,265
kablooey!
299
00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:50,902
Like a sawed-off shotgun, I tell ya
All right, what do we have next?
300
00:19:50,903 --> 00:19:53,972
This one's called the Tadpole
Why is it called the Tadpole?
301
00:19:53,973 --> 00:19:57,742
Because it's got a larger head
tapering down into a smaller shaft
302
00:19:57,743 --> 00:20:01,913
We like to call this guy
the Mushroom Cloud, if you will
303
00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:04,482
Yeah I thought
you'd like that one
304
00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:06,017
Now, this is an interesting one
305
00:20:06,018 --> 00:20:08,520
Looks small, but if you
know how-to use it,
306
00:20:08,521 --> 00:20:10,455
I tell ya, it's quite a powerful weapon
307
00:20:10,456 --> 00:20:13,691
It's called the Torpedo
You know what I mean?
308
00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:14,826
Or the Meat Cone
309
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,795
'Cause it's got a tiny head
tapering into a large shaft
310
00:20:17,796 --> 00:20:19,364
Nice
311
00:20:19,365 --> 00:20:21,199
Hand that guy around,
that's a good one
312
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,134
We like to call that one
the Roto-Rooter
313
00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:27,138
Next we have what's called
the Super huge
314
00:20:27,139 --> 00:20:28,806
- That's right
- Oh, damn!
315
00:20:28,807 --> 00:20:31,509
We also like to call this
the Great American Challenge
316
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:35,776
Ladies, you're gonna love
the cervix stimulation on that guy
317
00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:41,819
Okay, this next one's interesting,
all right? I found this one online
318
00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:44,422
It's the Doubleheader,
ladies and gentlemen
319
00:20:44,423 --> 00:20:47,625
It is out there, believe me
Hand that around
320
00:20:47,626 --> 00:20:49,360
Okay, everyone, pass 'em around
321
00:20:49,361 --> 00:20:51,529
Look 'em up and down
322
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,131
NOW freeze!
323
00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:57,402
Okay Gentlemen,
the penises in your hands,
324
00:20:57,403 --> 00:20:59,871
that is your penis
325
00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:02,740
Ladies, put your penises down
326
00:21:02,741 --> 00:21:05,368
and partner up with
the person closest to you
327
00:21:06,278 --> 00:21:09,047
Looks like we got a small one, huh?
328
00:21:09,048 --> 00:21:10,537
Yeah
329
00:21:10,983 --> 00:21:14,319
Okay, now I'm gonna hand out
some condoms for each group
330
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,187
Here ya go,
everyone get a condom
331
00:21:16,188 --> 00:21:17,889
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
332
00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:21,951
I'm gonna have you put the condom
on the man's penis, together
333
00:21:23,762 --> 00:21:26,731
Okay, the reason I'm having you
put these condoms on together
334
00:21:26,732 --> 00:21:31,293
is because contraception
is both partners' responsibility
335
00:21:31,804 --> 00:21:34,101
Have to say that Sorry
336
00:21:38,243 --> 00:21:40,244
Mike, it looks like you got
a little room there
337
00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:43,578
That's because, Mike,
you have a very small penis
338
00:21:45,384 --> 00:21:48,686
Okay, everyone,
let's talk about fetishes
339
00:21:48,687 --> 00:21:52,557
Now, a fetish is basically
an obsession with leather...
340
00:21:52,558 --> 00:21:55,326
black leather... and bits,
mouth bits
341
00:21:55,327 --> 00:21:58,318
Who likes a ball in their mouth?
Anyone?
342
00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:03,368
Oh, baby, you look so good
343
00:22:03,369 --> 00:22:05,470
- You wanna do it now, baby?
- Hell, yeah, I do
344
00:22:05,471 --> 00:22:07,370
Okay
345
00:22:10,943 --> 00:22:13,411
No, wait
You know what would be even hotter?
346
00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:15,140
What?
347
00:22:17,983 --> 00:22:19,472
This
348
00:22:19,718 --> 00:22:21,719
You want me to wear a hat?
349
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,355
Oh, yeah, baby,
that shit is so hot
350
00:22:24,356 --> 00:22:26,380
- Okay
- Yeah. Yeah.
351
00:22:29,461 --> 00:22:33,658
Wait Uh, you know what else
would be so smokin' hot?
352
00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:35,390
What?
353
00:22:37,102 --> 00:22:38,870
This big mole
354
00:22:38,871 --> 00:22:40,905
What?! Ew!
355
00:22:40,906 --> 00:22:42,573
It's hot Trust me
356
00:22:42,574 --> 00:22:43,841
For me?
357
00:22:43,842 --> 00:22:45,809
Fine
358
00:22:47,346 --> 00:22:49,905
- Now can we do it?
- Yeah
359
00:23:06,131 --> 00:23:07,832
Ronny... what the hell!?
360
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,434
- What?
- I didn�t want to say this,
361
00:23:09,435 --> 00:23:11,869
but you clearly want to
have sex with Abraham Lincoln!
362
00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,837
That's crazy!
363
00:23:14,707 --> 00:23:17,108
Is it?
Look around you, Ronny
364
00:23:17,109 --> 00:23:20,111
- You're obsessed with him
- He was a great man
365
00:23:20,112 --> 00:23:22,944
What's wrong with paying tribute?
366
00:23:24,249 --> 00:23:25,983
Paying tribute is one thing...
367
00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:29,887
trying to turn your girlfriend into him
so you can get a hard-on is another
368
00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:33,653
I'm outta here
Call me when you get some therapy
369
00:23:34,326 --> 00:23:36,350
Sue...
370
00:23:40,332 --> 00:23:42,166
That was my last beard
371
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:44,335
TV Announcer:
Can the transporter be fixed?
372
00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:46,838
Or is all hopeless for our heroines?
373
00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:48,940
Will Alice and Betty make it home?
374
00:23:48,941 --> 00:23:53,644
Find out next on Babes Lost in Time!
375
00:23:53,645 --> 00:23:55,874
Time
376
00:24:40,159 --> 00:24:43,150
Forward into the past!
377
00:24:43,695 --> 00:24:46,129
Here I come, Abe!
378
00:26:54,026 --> 00:26:56,127
Ladies, you do not...
379
00:26:56,128 --> 00:27:00,189
I repeat, you do not have to
have sex with a guy for him to like you
380
00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:02,555
But it helps
381
00:27:03,101 --> 00:27:05,169
Want to remain a virgin
until you're married?
382
00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:07,905
Two words: Butt sex
383
00:27:07,906 --> 00:27:11,475
Look, if you like to be choked,
it's okay Everyone likes it... a little
384
00:27:11,476 --> 00:27:13,477
Just don't go too far
385
00:27:13,478 --> 00:27:16,503
Blue is a warning sign
386
00:27:21,453 --> 00:27:24,888
So, what's the kinkiest thing
either one you has ever done in bed?
387
00:27:28,093 --> 00:27:29,660
- Well, um, check it:
- Whoo!
388
00:27:29,661 --> 00:27:32,964
I'm at the club one night,
and I meet this little white chick, right?
389
00:27:32,965 --> 00:27:34,865
So next you know
I get in her ear, man,
390
00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:36,734
and she lets me take her back
to my spot,
391
00:27:36,735 --> 00:27:39,704
and she did me and him
at the same time
392
00:27:39,705 --> 00:27:41,872
- And then she blew us
You're kidding
393
00:27:41,873 --> 00:27:44,308
Whoo, man!
That girl was off the chain, man!
394
00:27:44,309 --> 00:27:47,278
Hey, you know, uh, shit,
what can I say?
395
00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:49,981
That little woman had a big ol'
twelve-pound pussy, man!
396
00:27:49,982 --> 00:27:52,316
- Where'd she get that?
- There was a lot of acrobatics
397
00:27:52,317 --> 00:27:54,318
in that motherfucker,
you know what I'm sayin?'
398
00:27:54,319 --> 00:27:56,654
She was small, but she did
a lot of big things, baby
399
00:27:56,655 --> 00:28:00,613
- Hey, Kim, holler at your boy!
- Whoo!
400
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:06,163
The women spend most
of their time stretching their breasts,
401
00:28:06,164 --> 00:28:08,432
- adding a new ring each year.
- Yeah Ooh
402
00:28:08,433 --> 00:28:10,701
They probably like it
when they stretch 'em
403
00:28:10,702 --> 00:28:12,169
Yeah
404
00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:13,864
I know they do
405
00:28:14,606 --> 00:28:16,207
Holy crap!
406
00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:19,677
It's Saturday night and you guys
are getting stiffies watching PBS?
407
00:28:19,678 --> 00:28:22,646
- You're pathetic
- Get out of my room, RJ!
408
00:28:22,647 --> 00:28:24,615
You never knock!
409
00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:26,550
Stupid
410
00:28:26,551 --> 00:28:27,785
He's right, you know
411
00:28:27,786 --> 00:28:30,721
- I mean, this is pathetic
- What else are we gonna do?
412
00:28:30,722 --> 00:28:33,791
It's not like we can actually get laid
Let's just watch this
413
00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:35,793
Unless we come up with a way
414
00:28:35,794 --> 00:28:38,592
to build an artificial woman
from your computer
415
00:28:39,865 --> 00:28:42,663
And then program her
to have sex with us
416
00:28:43,268 --> 00:28:44,635
You're a genius!
417
00:28:44,636 --> 00:28:46,604
This is stupid, Barry
418
00:28:46,605 --> 00:28:48,472
Shut up
419
00:28:48,473 --> 00:28:49,940
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
420
00:28:49,941 --> 00:28:52,076
Relax! We're gonna give her
Halle Berry's face,
421
00:28:52,077 --> 00:28:53,944
- and Beyonce's ass
- All right
422
00:28:53,945 --> 00:28:55,846
- Tyra's boobs
- Bam!
423
00:28:55,847 --> 00:28:57,248
Tyra's probably got bigger
nipples than that
424
00:28:57,249 --> 00:28:59,650
Now all that's left to do is
make sure she's horny
425
00:28:59,651 --> 00:29:01,852
Like really, really horny, though
426
00:29:01,853 --> 00:29:03,487
See this pair of panties, right?
427
00:29:03,488 --> 00:29:05,022
Where'd you get those from?
They're lacy
428
00:29:05,023 --> 00:29:06,757
All right Are you ready
to lose your virginity?
429
00:29:06,758 --> 00:29:09,089
- I'm ready
- Say good-bye
430
00:29:15,634 --> 00:29:17,968
Ow! I told you
that was stupid, Barry
431
00:29:17,969 --> 00:29:20,300
Be quiet, Leon I'm thinking
432
00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:26,868
Oh, shit!
433
00:29:27,579 --> 00:29:30,948
So, who gonna fuck me first!?
434
00:29:30,949 --> 00:29:33,184
Him! Him!
435
00:29:33,185 --> 00:29:34,752
What the hell just happened!?
436
00:29:34,753 --> 00:29:38,322
The panties, they was my aunt's
I knew it It was my aunt's panties
437
00:29:38,323 --> 00:29:41,692
What you waitin' for? My pussy
ain't gonna eat itself out
438
00:29:41,693 --> 00:29:43,260
What? What you say?
439
00:29:43,261 --> 00:29:44,995
Who would say that?
440
00:29:44,996 --> 00:29:46,363
Where you goin?'
Where you goin?'
441
00:29:46,364 --> 00:29:48,299
Leon!
442
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:49,567
Leon!
443
00:29:49,568 --> 00:29:50,701
Well
444
00:29:50,702 --> 00:29:53,037
I guess that means you first
445
00:29:53,038 --> 00:29:54,472
No It don't... it don't have to mean that
446
00:29:54,473 --> 00:29:57,508
Come give mama
a taste of that sweet chocolate
447
00:29:57,509 --> 00:29:59,376
What you talkin' about?
Chocolate ain't sweet!
448
00:29:59,377 --> 00:30:03,369
I'm your human sex toy,
and I don't come with no Off button!
449
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:08,518
You don't even have to wear
no jimmy hat!
450
00:30:13,325 --> 00:30:17,192
Save your energy!
I plan on Cumming a lot tonight!
451
00:30:30,142 --> 00:30:34,009
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
452
00:30:42,254 --> 00:30:44,088
You're too big for me!
453
00:30:44,089 --> 00:30:47,892
Your ball sack is about to get drained!
454
00:30:47,893 --> 00:30:51,851
Let me go! Please, Jesus!
455
00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:56,464
You were good.
456
00:30:57,102 --> 00:31:00,162
I don�t want no more
I don't... I don�t want no more
457
00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:02,738
No! I don�t want it!
458
00:31:03,074 --> 00:31:05,474
You broke my bed
459
00:31:14,219 --> 00:31:17,054
She's so big. Why is she so big?
460
00:31:17,055 --> 00:31:20,891
I musta... I probably hit F1
instead of Enter I don't know
461
00:31:20,892 --> 00:31:23,460
Here I come!
462
00:31:23,461 --> 00:31:28,098
And this time your ass cherry
is mine!
463
00:31:28,099 --> 00:31:30,534
No, it's not! No, it's not!
464
00:31:30,535 --> 00:31:34,493
It's my ass cherry! It's not yours!
465
00:31:37,142 --> 00:31:39,633
Barry? Leon?
466
00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:47,612
"Press Enter now?"
467
00:31:54,259 --> 00:31:55,593
� Yeah �
468
00:31:55,594 --> 00:31:57,795
� You're lookin' good, baby �
469
00:31:57,796 --> 00:31:59,388
Whoa!
470
00:32:00,031 --> 00:32:03,033
You're cute How old are you?
471
00:32:03,034 --> 00:32:05,202
Old enough
472
00:32:05,203 --> 00:32:08,069
� Ooh-whoo!
Yeah, yeah �
473
00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,771
� Here we go �
474
00:32:13,311 --> 00:32:17,081
I know you're probably too young
to be thinking about marriage,
475
00:32:17,082 --> 00:32:18,482
but take it from me,
476
00:32:18,483 --> 00:32:23,053
if you find somebody that you want
to spend the rest of your life with,
477
00:32:23,054 --> 00:32:25,044
there's nothing better
478
00:32:25,257 --> 00:32:27,024
Thanks, sweetie
479
00:32:27,025 --> 00:32:29,893
But before you get married,
480
00:32:29,894 --> 00:32:32,930
make sure you explore
all your options, guys,
481
00:32:32,931 --> 00:32:35,956
and bone as many chicks
as you can
482
00:32:36,601 --> 00:32:42,039
Well, ladies, be sure you take
the long way through Dick-town, too
483
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,275
I banged at least fifty guys
484
00:32:44,276 --> 00:32:47,939
before I met this asshole
sitting next to me here
485
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,813
And a group of girls, too
486
00:32:49,814 --> 00:32:54,918
It was no accident that I invited
the electrician and the plumber
487
00:32:54,919 --> 00:32:56,153
on the same day
488
00:32:56,154 --> 00:32:59,290
- Ohh
- Whoo-whoo! Real hot!
489
00:32:59,291 --> 00:33:01,692
Guys, listen up
490
00:33:01,693 --> 00:33:03,861
If you're planning on having
a threesome,
491
00:33:03,862 --> 00:33:06,664
you better to do it
before you get married
492
00:33:06,665 --> 00:33:11,235
But trust me,
there's no better sensation
493
00:33:11,236 --> 00:33:15,472
than two women making out
while riding your Johnson
494
00:33:15,473 --> 00:33:16,807
I almost forgot
495
00:33:16,808 --> 00:33:18,742
Book yourself a ticket to...
496
00:33:18,743 --> 00:33:22,046
Try sleeping with
your fianc�'s best man
497
00:33:22,047 --> 00:33:23,414
and his brother
498
00:33:23,415 --> 00:33:25,749
at the wedding reception
499
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:27,979
Very hot
500
00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:08,617
Great
501
00:34:29,848 --> 00:34:31,975
Ohh
502
00:34:32,083 --> 00:34:33,217
Ohh
503
00:34:33,218 --> 00:34:36,050
Ooh, that's nice
504
00:34:38,089 --> 00:34:41,353
Oh, why didn't I think of this before?
505
00:34:46,398 --> 00:34:48,661
Oh, shit
506
00:34:51,736 --> 00:34:53,703
Ohh! Ohh!
507
00:34:55,373 --> 00:34:57,741
Damn it, damn it, damn it!
508
00:34:57,742 --> 00:34:59,676
Honey, dinner's ready
509
00:34:59,677 --> 00:35:02,413
Oh, my God
Oh, my God
510
00:35:02,414 --> 00:35:04,108
Oh, this is bad
511
00:35:07,185 --> 00:35:09,153
Can you pass the mashed potatoes,
please?
512
00:35:09,154 --> 00:35:11,952
- Certainly
- Thank you
513
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:16,855
Mm Everything
is delicious, dear
514
00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:25,869
Did you pick up
your condoms for the prom?
515
00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:28,572
Yeah, they gave them out
for free at school today
516
00:35:28,573 --> 00:35:31,701
They did?
Yeah Thanks, though
517
00:35:40,618 --> 00:35:43,052
Honey, is your vagina ringing?
518
00:35:43,188 --> 00:35:47,283
Dad! That's ridiculous
519
00:35:50,962 --> 00:35:53,396
Sounded like it
520
00:35:55,467 --> 00:35:59,494
Okay, I think we've learned a lot here
Class dismissed
521
00:36:00,438 --> 00:36:02,105
I'll see ya all tomorrow
522
00:36:02,106 --> 00:36:04,074
Now, remember your permission slips
for the field trip
523
00:36:04,075 --> 00:36:07,277
Now, these permission slips
are no joke, people, okay?
524
00:36:07,278 --> 00:36:08,946
Now if you can't find your parents,
525
00:36:08,947 --> 00:36:11,278
they're in their bedroom, doing it
526
00:36:14,919 --> 00:36:17,819
- He'd probably use the toys
- Totally
527
00:36:18,323 --> 00:36:20,324
Hey, Stacey Jess
528
00:36:20,325 --> 00:36:22,224
- Hey
- Hi
529
00:36:37,075 --> 00:36:39,576
Uh, so listen, Stacey, um...
530
00:36:39,577 --> 00:36:42,045
Mike,
can I talk to you for a second?
531
00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:47,384
- Later?
- Yes
532
00:36:47,385 --> 00:36:49,318
- Awesome
- Okay
533
00:36:56,494 --> 00:36:58,028
So, Mike,
534
00:36:58,029 --> 00:37:00,793
how are things going
with you and Stacy?
535
00:37:01,132 --> 00:37:03,000
Oh, uh, great
536
00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:05,269
You know, we're really good friends
We...
537
00:37:05,270 --> 00:37:08,639
Hey, hey!
Don't bullshit a bull-shitter, bro
538
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:13,042
I know you're into Stacy
You wanna rap about it?
539
00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:17,180
Yeah, I mean, I don't know
I like Stacy
540
00:37:17,181 --> 00:37:19,182
- Hmm Hmm
- A lot
541
00:37:19,183 --> 00:37:22,586
What do I do?
How do I tell her how I feel?
542
00:37:22,587 --> 00:37:24,187
That's a good question
543
00:37:24,188 --> 00:37:25,489
You don't
544
00:37:25,490 --> 00:37:27,424
I don't?
545
00:37:27,425 --> 00:37:30,193
No, you don't
546
00:37:30,194 --> 00:37:34,932
You see, Mike, a girl like Stacy
is, ooh, way out of your league
547
00:37:34,933 --> 00:37:37,162
Way
548
00:37:37,769 --> 00:37:39,169
What? What do you mean?
549
00:37:39,170 --> 00:37:41,171
I thought you were
all about breaking the rules
550
00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:44,007
and there are no rules
and we're all equal
551
00:37:44,008 --> 00:37:47,244
I am Just not when it comes
to you and Stacy
552
00:37:47,245 --> 00:37:51,715
You see, Mike, a girl like Stacy,
to get her,
553
00:37:51,716 --> 00:37:55,319
boy, you'd need like a truckload
of cough syrup
554
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,721
and a vat of malt liquor
555
00:37:57,722 --> 00:38:00,023
Really mellow her out,
you know what I mean?
556
00:38:00,024 --> 00:38:03,994
But not knock her out
That's a whole different class altogether
557
00:38:03,995 --> 00:38:05,562
- What?
- Mike
558
00:38:05,563 --> 00:38:07,831
you need to go after
something more attainable
559
00:38:07,832 --> 00:38:11,868
You need to find somebody
who's a lot less
560
00:38:11,869 --> 00:38:13,503
pretty-err
561
00:38:13,504 --> 00:38:16,406
You might have to go up
a few weight classes...
562
00:38:16,407 --> 00:38:18,942
a little more than
you're comfortable with, probably...
563
00:38:18,943 --> 00:38:21,578
buck-fifty, two bills... I'm not sure
564
00:38:21,579 --> 00:38:24,748
Somebody who hasn't seen
the light of day in quite a long time
565
00:38:24,749 --> 00:38:27,951
Acne scars, fangs for teeth,
bad hygiene,
566
00:38:27,952 --> 00:38:30,721
- retarded, if you will
- What!?
567
00:38:30,722 --> 00:38:34,858
Hey, sometimes keepin' it real hurts,
little bro
568
00:38:34,859 --> 00:38:38,495
But in the end,
we're all stronger people
569
00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:41,331
Now go out there
and get an ugly chick
570
00:38:41,332 --> 00:38:44,034
Or a whore
Good luck
571
00:38:44,035 --> 00:38:45,661
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588
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589
00:39:42,727 --> 00:39:45,752
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590
00:39:54,338 --> 00:39:57,674
Lindsey, relax Everybody farts
591
00:39:57,675 --> 00:39:59,276
This is huge.
592
00:39:59,277 --> 00:40:01,478
We've crossed the Fart Barrier
593
00:40:01,479 --> 00:40:03,313
Really?
594
00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:05,482
Ahh
595
00:40:05,483 --> 00:40:08,451
See? It's nothin!'
596
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,890
I do feel comfortable with you
597
00:41:16,454 --> 00:41:18,288
Damn!
598
00:41:18,289 --> 00:41:20,689
Now, that's just nasty.
599
00:41:31,502 --> 00:41:34,070
Oh, my God! Oh, yes!
600
00:41:34,071 --> 00:41:37,507
Hey, man, she was riding you
like a pogo stick! Up and down!
601
00:41:37,508 --> 00:41:39,643
Hold on, hold on
It gets better
602
00:41:39,644 --> 00:41:42,145
- Wait for it
- I'm gonna cum!
603
00:41:42,146 --> 00:41:45,415
Now
604
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:47,083
Oh, my God!
605
00:41:47,084 --> 00:41:48,718
Whoo
606
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,154
Let me introduce you
to The Screamer
607
00:41:51,155 --> 00:41:53,390
Griffin, this chick is amazing
608
00:41:53,391 --> 00:41:54,658
Which is why I invited her
over here today
609
00:41:54,659 --> 00:41:56,092
Yes, sir
610
00:41:56,093 --> 00:41:58,228
And we're gonna be right here
to make sure you go through with it
611
00:41:58,229 --> 00:42:00,864
Got your little sister's baby monitor
hooked up in your room
612
00:42:00,865 --> 00:42:03,500
And we're gonna have the other end
right here so we can listen in
613
00:42:03,501 --> 00:42:05,402
No Not happening, guys
614
00:42:05,403 --> 00:42:06,469
- Not happening?
- No
615
00:42:06,470 --> 00:42:08,338
- Yes Yes
- No No
616
00:42:08,339 --> 00:42:09,973
Well, that's what you think
617
00:42:09,974 --> 00:42:12,275
- Oh Too late
- Oh, I love it!
618
00:42:12,276 --> 00:42:13,765
Go ahead
619
00:42:17,081 --> 00:42:20,049
- Hi, I'm... I'm Mike
- Where's your room?
620
00:42:22,053 --> 00:42:23,620
� Oh, my God �
621
00:42:23,621 --> 00:42:26,623
� Oh, shit �
622
00:42:26,624 --> 00:42:28,558
� Oh, my God �
623
00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:30,321
� I can't believe this �
624
00:42:31,729 --> 00:42:33,430
Come here
625
00:42:33,431 --> 00:42:35,091
� Oh, shit �
626
00:42:36,334 --> 00:42:39,803
Whoa, you're taking your shirt off
immediately like that,
627
00:42:39,804 --> 00:42:41,838
it's kinda tough for me to say no.
628
00:42:41,839 --> 00:42:44,441
You hear that, man?
The shirt just came off!
629
00:42:44,442 --> 00:42:46,977
- It's on!
- Oh, it is on, all right
630
00:42:46,978 --> 00:42:48,911
Put it in me
631
00:42:50,548 --> 00:42:53,915
Why... why don't I just grab
some ear plugs real quick?
632
00:42:54,819 --> 00:42:57,554
� Oh, my God,
what should I do? �
633
00:42:57,555 --> 00:43:00,114
Oh, hell no, man, is it broke?
634
00:43:03,494 --> 00:43:06,087
What are you waiting for?
635
00:43:06,430 --> 00:43:08,098
I'm sorry I...
636
00:43:08,099 --> 00:43:09,733
I can't do this
637
00:43:09,734 --> 00:43:11,134
What?
638
00:43:11,135 --> 00:43:14,504
There's this girl in my high school,
and I... I really like her
639
00:43:14,505 --> 00:43:16,840
Great I didn't have a back-up plan
640
00:43:16,841 --> 00:43:20,877
Now I've gotta go fuck a trucker
or a cab driver or
641
00:43:20,878 --> 00:43:22,709
a homeless guy
642
00:43:23,114 --> 00:43:26,650
Do you possibly think that maybe
you could go through the back door?
643
00:43:26,651 --> 00:43:29,786
Just so you know
you're givin' up a sure thing
644
00:43:29,787 --> 00:43:32,847
Your friend said that
you were desperate for it
645
00:43:34,425 --> 00:43:36,688
Last chance
646
00:43:41,933 --> 00:43:45,235
Man, all the settin' up we did,
he better not be pussin' out
647
00:43:45,236 --> 00:43:46,770
He's definitely pussing out
648
00:43:46,771 --> 00:43:49,239
Let's go see what's going on
with the dumb-ass
649
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,941
You like that, don't you?
650
00:43:50,942 --> 00:43:53,677
Ha ha! We back in action!
Oh, Mike!
651
00:43:53,678 --> 00:43:56,703
Yeah, Mike!
Whoo-hoo!
652
00:43:57,548 --> 00:43:59,649
Man, you hear that?
653
00:43:59,650 --> 00:44:02,414
Yeah!
654
00:44:03,254 --> 00:44:04,721
Ride it! Ride it!
655
00:44:04,722 --> 00:44:08,058
My boy's goin' strong to the hole,
I'm tellin' ya!
656
00:44:08,059 --> 00:44:10,560
- She's going nuts!
- She wasn't that crazy with me
657
00:44:10,561 --> 00:44:14,064
Ahem
658
00:44:14,065 --> 00:44:16,726
Hi Have you guys
seen my purse?
659
00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:28,378
Oh, Mike! You're so big!
660
00:44:28,379 --> 00:44:32,610
Ahh! Ahh! Oh, Mike,
I've never been fucked so good!
661
00:44:35,553 --> 00:44:38,288
Cover your ears! I'm about to cum!
662
00:44:38,289 --> 00:44:40,123
I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!
663
00:44:40,124 --> 00:44:42,492
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!
664
00:44:42,493 --> 00:44:45,328
Oh! Oh! You're such a beast!
665
00:44:45,329 --> 00:44:46,463
I'm your big daddy
666
00:44:46,464 --> 00:44:48,431
Mike, I'm... cover your ears!
667
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,335
Shh! Shh! Oh! Oh!
668
00:44:52,336 --> 00:44:53,737
All right, home stretch
669
00:44:53,738 --> 00:44:56,940
Oh, like that! Oh, like that!
Oh, like that!
670
00:44:56,941 --> 00:45:00,467
Oh, my God, oh, my God
671
00:45:00,745 --> 00:45:04,381
I'm in love, Mike
I love you
672
00:45:04,382 --> 00:45:06,249
I love you, Mike
673
00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:10,653
� Let them know you worked it,
dust it off and jerk it �
674
00:45:10,654 --> 00:45:14,851
So was it as good for you guys
as it was for me?
675
00:45:16,961 --> 00:45:19,295
You know, I would tell you
to go fuck yourself,
676
00:45:19,296 --> 00:45:21,661
but it sounds like you just did
677
00:45:25,202 --> 00:45:27,771
Now, Suzy,
I don't know how to tell you this,
678
00:45:27,772 --> 00:45:29,706
so I'm just gonna come right out and say it.
679
00:45:29,707 --> 00:45:31,007
Say it.
680
00:45:31,008 --> 00:45:34,110
I've been
sleeping with your mom.
681
00:45:34,111 --> 00:45:36,546
- Hank, come on
- What?
682
00:45:36,547 --> 00:45:39,149
You know I made
an abstinence pledge
683
00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:40,984
I promised myself I'd wait
until I was sure
684
00:45:40,985 --> 00:45:43,043
it was with the right guy
685
00:45:43,454 --> 00:45:45,522
I thought I was the right guy
686
00:45:45,523 --> 00:45:47,157
You might be
687
00:45:47,158 --> 00:45:49,592
I'm just not sure yet
688
00:45:49,593 --> 00:45:52,061
But I like you a lot
689
00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:05,542
Hi, sexually frustrated teenager!
690
00:46:05,543 --> 00:46:07,243
I'm Blue Bally!
691
00:46:07,244 --> 00:46:09,746
And if you and your girlfriend
don't have sex soon,
692
00:46:09,747 --> 00:46:12,482
you're gonna wind up with
a serious case of blue-balls!
693
00:46:12,483 --> 00:46:16,384
That's right!
Your nuts are gonna turn blue
694
00:46:16,854 --> 00:46:20,448
Aw, don't be afraid
I'm here to help
695
00:46:20,758 --> 00:46:24,060
You've been stiff as a board
for the last two hours
696
00:46:24,061 --> 00:46:26,362
That means you're reaching
a critical moment
697
00:46:26,363 --> 00:46:29,265
where that good tingly feeling
down there
698
00:46:29,266 --> 00:46:34,170
can quickly turn into
an achy not-so-good feeling!
699
00:46:34,171 --> 00:46:36,070
Wh... what do you mean?
700
00:46:36,273 --> 00:46:39,742
See, Hank, right now
your testicles are filled with semen,
701
00:46:39,743 --> 00:46:41,678
and only a little bit's dripping out
702
00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:43,279
That's called pre-cum
703
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,282
What you want to do is ejaculate
704
00:46:46,283 --> 00:46:49,719
Otherwise, that back up of jizz
will cause pressure in your nut sack
705
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,921
to the point of making you nauseous
706
00:46:51,922 --> 00:46:57,760
In fact, your genitals can increase
in size 25 to 50% That's huge!
707
00:46:57,761 --> 00:47:00,797
- So, what do I do?
- From where I'm sittin,'
708
00:47:00,798 --> 00:47:03,032
even if your girlfriend
won't have intercourse with you,
709
00:47:03,033 --> 00:47:06,525
the least you should be able to do
is to score a hand job
710
00:47:08,405 --> 00:47:10,304
Judy?
711
00:47:10,508 --> 00:47:14,410
L... I want you to know that
I really do care about you
712
00:47:14,411 --> 00:47:18,540
And I've known that since the first time
I saw you in Bible Study class
713
00:47:19,383 --> 00:47:21,145
Uh-huh
714
00:47:21,986 --> 00:47:23,817
uh-huh
715
00:47:24,121 --> 00:47:26,452
uh-huh
716
00:47:28,025 --> 00:47:31,561
- Uh-oh That's not good
- What do you mean?
717
00:47:31,562 --> 00:47:34,464
With that kind of arousal,
it's only a matter of seconds
718
00:47:34,465 --> 00:47:38,067
before full-on irreversible
blue balls!
719
00:47:38,068 --> 00:47:41,070
You better go to the bathroom
and jerk off, right now
720
00:47:41,071 --> 00:47:42,305
- Here?
- Yes! Go!
721
00:47:42,306 --> 00:47:43,706
There's no time to waste!
722
00:47:43,707 --> 00:47:46,471
Go! Get going!
It's a medical emergency!
723
00:47:52,016 --> 00:47:54,751
Oh, yeah, you won't
see this on children's television!
724
00:47:54,752 --> 00:47:56,685
Blue Bally!
725
00:47:57,154 --> 00:48:00,248
Hope you like sloppy seconds!
Hah!
726
00:48:01,559 --> 00:48:05,426
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
727
00:48:06,163 --> 00:48:08,498
Man, I'm never gonna get laid
I'm such a loser
728
00:48:08,499 --> 00:48:11,401
No, you're not
I met a girl in a chat room
729
00:48:11,402 --> 00:48:12,936
- Did you?
- Yeah
730
00:48:12,937 --> 00:48:15,038
I met in her in Teen lonely boys
731
00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:17,674
'Cause I figure I'm a teen
and I'm lonely
732
00:48:17,675 --> 00:48:20,343
Anyways, it's crazy,
733
00:48:20,344 --> 00:48:22,478
there's not a lot of girls
in that chat room
734
00:48:22,479 --> 00:48:25,248
It's mostly older guys
interested in photography
735
00:48:25,249 --> 00:48:27,050
That's kind of creepy
736
00:48:27,051 --> 00:48:29,285
It is at first, but, you know,
737
00:48:29,286 --> 00:48:31,921
once I made it clear
that I was a teen boy
738
00:48:31,922 --> 00:48:33,523
in the market for a teen girl,
739
00:48:33,524 --> 00:48:35,758
ladies were just
coming out of the woodwork
740
00:48:35,759 --> 00:48:38,328
And now I have a girlfriend
Her name is Randy
741
00:48:38,329 --> 00:48:40,063
Isn't that a guy's name?
742
00:48:40,064 --> 00:48:41,965
It's both I...
743
00:48:41,966 --> 00:48:44,300
I mean, she says
she gets that all the time
744
00:48:44,301 --> 00:48:49,272
- She send you a picture?
- No Uh... but I sent her tons of mine
745
00:48:49,273 --> 00:48:52,367
Most of them are naked
It's awesome
746
00:48:52,943 --> 00:48:54,777
Well, maybe I'll give it a try
747
00:48:54,778 --> 00:48:58,645
And maybe if you're lucky someday,
you'll have a Randy, just like me
748
00:49:09,426 --> 00:49:11,227
"Sweeety Pi"
749
00:49:11,228 --> 00:49:13,195
Accept
750
00:49:14,865 --> 00:49:17,128
Hi.
751
00:49:18,335 --> 00:49:20,029
Hi.
752
00:49:21,038 --> 00:49:22,527
Sex chat?
753
00:49:24,041 --> 00:49:26,075
Sure.
754
00:49:26,076 --> 00:49:30,079
Okay. I'm dressed in a tight mini-dress
walking down a dark alley.
755
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,615
I'm completely alone and vulnerable.
756
00:49:32,616 --> 00:49:34,684
Then you appear out of the shadows.
757
00:49:34,685 --> 00:49:38,154
You wear all black,
with a ski mask over your head.
758
00:49:38,155 --> 00:49:41,249
You approach me menacingly
and say?...
759
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,090
Hey, what's up.
760
00:49:48,365 --> 00:49:49,532
Was that wrong?
761
00:49:49,533 --> 00:49:51,000
Menacing.
762
00:49:51,001 --> 00:49:52,969
Okay
763
00:49:52,970 --> 00:49:55,138
What are you doing in my alley?
764
00:49:55,139 --> 00:49:57,340
Oh, no. You stay away from me.
765
00:49:57,341 --> 00:50:00,977
I'm lost, alone, and half-naked.
766
00:50:00,978 --> 00:50:04,538
But I have Mace.
Don't try and take advantage of me.
767
00:50:05,115 --> 00:50:08,818
Okay, sorry, no problem.
Do you need cab money?
768
00:50:08,819 --> 00:50:11,981
Be aggressive. I want it.
769
00:50:13,290 --> 00:50:16,092
Oh Weird
770
00:50:16,093 --> 00:50:20,096
I'm afraid I don't care about Mace.
Prepare to be attacked.
771
00:50:20,097 --> 00:50:22,292
Sexually.
772
00:50:22,966 --> 00:50:26,803
That was amazing.
We should meet.
773
00:50:26,804 --> 00:50:29,005
Come to 429 Covington Avenue,
apartment 8,
774
00:50:29,006 --> 00:50:30,940
tomorrow night at 10:00.
775
00:50:30,941 --> 00:50:33,276
Wear a mask.
Take me against my will.
776
00:50:33,277 --> 00:50:36,211
Don't break character.
777
00:50:41,685 --> 00:50:43,886
- Oh, hello, dear
- Oh, hey, Jane
778
00:50:43,887 --> 00:50:45,755
Doing anything special tonight?
779
00:50:45,756 --> 00:50:49,325
Nope, just baking cookies
for my niece
780
00:50:49,326 --> 00:50:51,987
Oh
781
00:51:22,493 --> 00:51:24,790
Just a second!
782
00:51:28,632 --> 00:51:30,622
Did somebody order the rape?
783
00:51:30,768 --> 00:51:32,335
Aaaah!
784
00:51:32,336 --> 00:51:34,201
Whoo! Oooh!
785
00:51:34,471 --> 00:51:36,038
So far so good
786
00:51:36,039 --> 00:51:38,174
Uh, you can run but you can't hide
787
00:51:38,175 --> 00:51:40,943
from forced sexual intercourse,
788
00:51:40,944 --> 00:51:43,344
you know what I mean ma'am?
789
00:51:44,381 --> 00:51:45,915
Get out!
790
00:51:45,916 --> 00:51:49,051
God, be careful!
You're gonna hurt me!
791
00:51:49,052 --> 00:51:53,055
I mean, you won't be so feisty
when I'm violating you
792
00:51:53,056 --> 00:51:54,614
Sexually
793
00:52:01,064 --> 00:52:03,862
I'm bleeding!
794
00:52:04,768 --> 00:52:06,462
That won�t stop me!
795
00:52:13,877 --> 00:52:15,344
No, you don't
796
00:52:15,345 --> 00:52:16,879
Oh
797
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,114
I'm sorry, I'll pay for this
798
00:52:18,115 --> 00:52:19,849
You stay back I'm warning you!
799
00:52:19,850 --> 00:52:22,485
Uh, I'm scared, yeah, yeah
I'm scared and...
800
00:52:22,486 --> 00:52:24,647
Oh, my God!
801
00:52:31,895 --> 00:52:34,022
What is it?! What is it!?
802
00:52:36,366 --> 00:52:38,868
Oh, God!
Oh, it's burning!
803
00:52:38,869 --> 00:52:40,996
Aaaah!
804
00:52:45,242 --> 00:52:47,505
Did somebody order the rape?
805
00:52:58,489 --> 00:52:59,689
Fred
806
00:52:59,690 --> 00:53:00,957
Oh Hey, Betty
807
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,158
- Hey
- How's it goin?'
808
00:53:02,159 --> 00:53:03,326
What's wrong?
809
00:53:03,327 --> 00:53:05,595
Oh, it's just been kind of
a crazy week
810
00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:07,597
It's a long story, though
811
00:53:07,598 --> 00:53:09,665
You know, Fred,
I've been thinking
812
00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:11,667
we've been friends
for a really long time
813
00:53:11,668 --> 00:53:13,499
Yeah Yeah, we have
814
00:53:13,804 --> 00:53:15,938
Maybe it's time we take things
to the next level
815
00:53:15,939 --> 00:53:18,304
Next level?
816
00:53:18,976 --> 00:53:20,670
Wow
817
00:53:25,949 --> 00:53:28,041
Next level!
818
00:53:28,685 --> 00:53:30,720
Hey, baby, this is for you.
819
00:53:30,721 --> 00:53:33,456
I love you.
You're the only one for me.
820
00:53:33,457 --> 00:53:35,549
I hope you enjoy.
821
00:53:54,077 --> 00:53:56,579
Kat, can I borrow
a squirt of your herpes cream?
822
00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:59,742
Uh, yeah, sure.
I'll bring it over in a minute.
823
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:10,058
Ohh! Ow!
824
00:54:24,408 --> 00:54:26,637
I'm not in Leave a message
825
00:54:27,311 --> 00:54:29,312
Hey, girl, it's Billy Sharpe
from the basketball team
826
00:54:29,313 --> 00:54:33,647
Thanks for rockin' my world
Talk about takin' it to the hole... damn!
827
00:54:34,751 --> 00:54:36,718
Sorry about that.
828
00:54:40,891 --> 00:54:43,292
Oh, shoot! Aaaah!
829
00:54:43,293 --> 00:54:45,226
Nice titties!
830
00:54:53,270 --> 00:54:55,404
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
831
00:54:55,405 --> 00:54:57,236
� Put the south in your mouth,
pretty baby �
832
00:55:02,913 --> 00:55:08,316
� Put the south in your mouth,
pretty baby �
833
00:55:11,088 --> 00:55:15,957
� Let me slop my biscuit
in your gravy �
834
00:55:21,465 --> 00:55:22,765
I'm gonna do it
835
00:55:22,766 --> 00:55:24,600
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it,
I'm gonna do it
836
00:55:24,601 --> 00:55:27,535
I'm there I'm there
I'm there I'm there
837
00:55:35,278 --> 00:55:39,949
� Put the south in your mouth,
pretty baby �
838
00:55:39,950 --> 00:55:42,042
I wanna kiss your mouth
839
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,455
Mm, tastes like blueberry
840
00:55:46,456 --> 00:55:50,126
So good...
841
00:55:50,127 --> 00:55:53,295
Oh, God
842
00:55:53,296 --> 00:55:55,229
Mmm
843
00:56:00,137 --> 00:56:02,400
Hi
844
00:56:03,974 --> 00:56:05,668
Hi
845
00:56:09,146 --> 00:56:11,671
You look like
you just saw a ghost
846
00:56:12,749 --> 00:56:14,580
Um
847
00:56:15,786 --> 00:56:18,914
I had a... a really bad dream
848
00:56:20,023 --> 00:56:21,691
Oh, sweetie
849
00:56:21,692 --> 00:56:23,826
It's okay
850
00:56:23,827 --> 00:56:25,658
Come here
851
00:56:31,835 --> 00:56:35,065
I had an amazing time last night
852
00:56:36,306 --> 00:56:39,308
Oh l'm sorry
853
00:56:39,309 --> 00:56:40,843
Do you have a toilet?
854
00:56:40,844 --> 00:56:43,245
Oh Yeah, it's right over there
855
00:56:43,246 --> 00:56:45,008
Ohh
856
00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:53,746
Mmm long night
857
00:56:56,226 --> 00:56:59,251
- Hello
- Aaah!
858
00:56:59,529 --> 00:57:01,826
Who the hell are you?
859
00:57:02,165 --> 00:57:04,734
Why don't you ask your dick?
860
00:57:04,735 --> 00:57:06,302
What is going on here?
861
00:57:06,303 --> 00:57:09,004
- Relax, Len
- How do you know my name?
862
00:57:09,005 --> 00:57:11,841
Uh, I usually like to know
the name of the guy
863
00:57:11,842 --> 00:57:13,809
who's fucking my mouth
864
00:57:13,810 --> 00:57:15,311
Nobody fucked anybody's mouth
last night!
865
00:57:15,312 --> 00:57:18,047
Fine Nobody fucked
my mouth last night
866
00:57:18,048 --> 00:57:19,482
And I guess
867
00:57:19,483 --> 00:57:24,253
nobody was three knuckles deep
in my sphincter, either
868
00:57:24,254 --> 00:57:26,522
Jesus Christ, what were you doing,
869
00:57:26,523 --> 00:57:28,758
reaching for, like, a winning
lottery ticket or something?
870
00:57:28,759 --> 00:57:31,853
I could feel you in
my small intestines
871
00:57:33,864 --> 00:57:35,831
Oh, look what the cat
dragged in
872
00:57:35,832 --> 00:57:38,834
- Do you have any matches?
- Such diarrhea Ugh
873
00:57:38,835 --> 00:57:40,870
I'll air that out All right?
874
00:57:40,871 --> 00:57:44,240
What I need right now
is for you to leave my house
875
00:57:44,241 --> 00:57:45,641
My parents are coming home
this afternoon
876
00:57:45,642 --> 00:57:46,842
and I need to start cleaning up
877
00:57:46,843 --> 00:57:48,844
Sorry Dick hair
878
00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:50,679
Those weren't your parents
we met last night?
879
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,882
My parents are in Cancun
880
00:57:52,883 --> 00:57:56,452
Yeah Yeah Right.
881
00:57:56,453 --> 00:57:59,188
If you say your parents aren't here,
882
00:57:59,189 --> 00:58:01,490
then we'll just believe that
your parents weren't here
883
00:58:01,491 --> 00:58:03,425
Maybe it was your aunt and uncle
884
00:58:03,426 --> 00:58:06,028
I don't care I came here to fuck
885
00:58:06,029 --> 00:58:07,596
and get fucked.
886
00:58:07,597 --> 00:58:10,866
And you know, I got fucked
last night Fucked good
887
00:58:10,867 --> 00:58:12,535
Okay Very funny
888
00:58:12,536 --> 00:58:14,336
The, uh, the joke's over
889
00:58:14,337 --> 00:58:16,472
This has been a delightful little prank
that you guys have played on me,
890
00:58:16,473 --> 00:58:19,141
but now it's time for you
to respect my wishes
891
00:58:19,142 --> 00:58:22,778
and please get the hell
out of my house!
892
00:58:22,779 --> 00:58:24,513
Yeah
893
00:58:24,514 --> 00:58:27,750
You're right
The whole thing was a prank
894
00:58:27,751 --> 00:58:30,085
After we invited you
for a threesome,
895
00:58:30,086 --> 00:58:34,857
I got blueberry yogurt and I smeared it
all over my face and your balls
896
00:58:34,858 --> 00:58:37,092
to make it look like
you fucked my mouth
897
00:58:37,093 --> 00:58:40,329
And then I dig my fingers
in my asshole
898
00:58:40,330 --> 00:58:43,666
and put some of my butt stink
on your hands
899
00:58:43,667 --> 00:58:48,103
And then I put some moisturizer
up on the ceiling
900
00:58:48,104 --> 00:58:50,239
to make it look like
you shoot a load up there
901
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,208
Pooh! Yeah! All a joke
902
00:58:53,710 --> 00:58:57,111
Please just get the hell out
903
00:58:57,714 --> 00:59:00,614
- Fine
- Whatever
904
00:59:01,451 --> 00:59:04,545
Please, just... just leave
905
00:59:04,888 --> 00:59:07,413
Ooh So kind
906
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,336
If you say
your parents aren't here,
907
00:59:20,337 --> 00:59:22,438
then we'll just believe
that your parents aren't here.
908
00:59:22,439 --> 00:59:25,772
Maybe it was your aunt and uncle.
Mm-hmm.
909
00:59:31,715 --> 00:59:35,184
Oh thank God
910
00:59:47,697 --> 00:59:50,132
Oh, please, God,
don't let them be home
911
00:59:50,133 --> 00:59:55,969
I swear I'll never drink again
just... just don't let them be here
912
01:00:01,678 --> 01:00:03,646
Hello
913
01:00:03,647 --> 01:00:07,548
So, you guys are home early
914
01:00:08,985 --> 01:00:11,851
Did you just get in?
915
01:00:15,025 --> 01:00:16,924
How was your second honeymoon?
916
01:00:18,728 --> 01:00:20,855
Oh! No!
917
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,600
Get the hell out of our sight
918
01:00:30,740 --> 01:00:32,229
Okay
919
01:00:32,909 --> 01:00:34,710
How could you!?
920
01:00:34,711 --> 01:00:37,613
How could you!?
How could you!?
921
01:00:37,614 --> 01:00:39,638
Ohh!
922
01:00:45,121 --> 01:00:47,555
Len, can we talk?
923
01:00:47,924 --> 01:00:50,654
Um, just a minute
924
01:00:55,665 --> 01:00:58,067
What, you been doing a little
spackling work on the ceiling?
925
01:00:58,068 --> 01:01:00,903
Oh, God, Dad, no This... it's not...
926
01:01:00,904 --> 01:01:02,504
Your mother and I are
disgusted with you, Len
927
01:01:02,505 --> 01:01:03,672
Well, uh...
928
01:01:03,673 --> 01:01:05,708
Look at her
929
01:01:05,709 --> 01:01:07,643
- You don't understand
- Son,
930
01:01:07,644 --> 01:01:10,840
I have one question for you,
and I'm only gonna ask it once
931
01:01:11,414 --> 01:01:13,649
Have you been sneaking
behind our backs
932
01:01:13,650 --> 01:01:15,845
and being on a hidden camera show?
933
01:01:16,619 --> 01:01:18,746
- What?
- Look over there
934
01:01:20,557 --> 01:01:24,151
No No, no, no, no, no!
You didn't!
935
01:01:25,962 --> 01:01:28,430
They were in there
the whole time?
936
01:01:28,565 --> 01:01:30,123
Gotcha!
937
01:01:30,367 --> 01:01:31,500
No!
938
01:01:31,501 --> 01:01:32,801
Hey, buddy!
939
01:01:32,802 --> 01:01:35,770
Fuck anybody in their mouth
lately?
940
01:01:36,773 --> 01:01:38,140
Look at his face!
941
01:01:38,141 --> 01:01:39,908
How could you do this to me?
942
01:01:39,909 --> 01:01:41,706
Wait Who am I?
943
01:01:45,882 --> 01:01:49,715
We roofied you, honey
944
01:01:51,755 --> 01:01:53,422
Wait, wait, wait...
so I didn't fuck you
945
01:01:53,423 --> 01:01:54,556
and you didn't fuck me?
946
01:01:54,557 --> 01:01:57,617
Well, I fucked you a little,
but it wasn�t all faggy
947
01:02:06,169 --> 01:02:09,204
Mr. Tight Sphincter
ha ha ha ha!
948
01:02:09,205 --> 01:02:11,473
Mark
949
01:02:11,474 --> 01:02:14,043
Fellas, personal advice
from me to you:
950
01:02:14,044 --> 01:02:16,045
Get in there
and shave that shit up
951
01:02:16,046 --> 01:02:19,214
Visually, it will give yourself
an extra two or three inches
952
01:02:19,215 --> 01:02:21,850
If you're having anal intercourse,
953
01:02:21,851 --> 01:02:23,585
whatever you do,
954
01:02:23,586 --> 01:02:27,156
pull out and deposit your sperm
on her back
955
01:02:27,157 --> 01:02:30,025
She'll appreciate it in the long run
956
01:02:30,026 --> 01:02:33,062
Alcohol and sex don't mix
957
01:02:33,063 --> 01:02:35,764
Cocaine and sex
958
01:02:35,765 --> 01:02:38,901
If you don't have a rubber,
don't panic, whatever you do
959
01:02:38,902 --> 01:02:40,536
Watch this Ready?
960
01:02:40,537 --> 01:02:43,562
"Hold on a sec, babe
Lemme grab my jimmy hat"
961
01:02:45,775 --> 01:02:48,110
And then pantomime
962
01:02:48,111 --> 01:02:52,377
"Oh! It's so small! The rubber"
963
01:02:53,683 --> 01:02:56,718
And then
you lock and load
964
01:02:56,719 --> 01:02:59,449
She'll never know
965
01:03:00,090 --> 01:03:02,024
- Damn!
- Oh, my God!
966
01:03:02,025 --> 01:03:04,186
Ohh, what died?
967
01:03:04,828 --> 01:03:07,888
Girl, you gotta stop
being so comfortable!
968
01:03:11,367 --> 01:03:14,836
- Hey, pretty sweet field trip, huh?
- Yeah, it was cool
969
01:03:15,472 --> 01:03:17,837
So, Stacy,
I wanted to ask you something
970
01:03:18,308 --> 01:03:20,070
Hey, man, I'm gonna
catch you inside, all right?
971
01:03:21,010 --> 01:03:22,845
- Uh
- So what'd you want to tell me?
972
01:03:22,846 --> 01:03:24,346
You know what, it can wait
973
01:03:24,347 --> 01:03:27,015
Hey, man, fake any orgasms lately?
974
01:03:27,016 --> 01:03:29,416
- Fuck off
- What?
975
01:03:30,954 --> 01:03:32,154
Ew
976
01:03:32,155 --> 01:03:34,179
Are you okay?
977
01:03:34,491 --> 01:03:35,757
Yeah
978
01:03:35,758 --> 01:03:37,691
Why is that guy so tall?
979
01:03:38,361 --> 01:03:40,329
Great Yeah, I should be okay
980
01:03:40,330 --> 01:03:42,798
I'll just go try to clean up
before we eat
981
01:03:42,799 --> 01:03:45,563
- Uh, see you inside?
- Okay
982
01:03:52,642 --> 01:03:54,302
Sorry!
983
01:04:09,125 --> 01:04:10,659
Guys
984
01:04:10,660 --> 01:04:13,958
Can someone
help me get off the bus?
985
01:04:14,397 --> 01:04:16,387
Hello?
986
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:20,335
- Hello?
Ah, there you are
987
01:04:20,336 --> 01:04:23,270
Everybody's waiting for you
Come on
988
01:04:27,076 --> 01:04:31,603
Oh, yeah
989
01:04:35,318 --> 01:04:39,413
- Oh, yeah
- Oh
990
01:04:42,258 --> 01:04:44,126
Licking, licking
991
01:04:44,127 --> 01:04:46,862
- Oh! Oh!
Suck, suck, suck!
992
01:04:46,863 --> 01:04:49,160
Oh, yeah!
993
01:04:51,801 --> 01:04:54,599
� Keep 'em shakin' �
994
01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:58,807
� Show 'em to me �
995
01:04:58,808 --> 01:05:00,297
� Tits �
996
01:05:01,277 --> 01:05:03,845
Ohh, yeah!
997
01:05:03,846 --> 01:05:05,380
That's it, Nance
998
01:05:05,381 --> 01:05:08,183
Cut!
Great job, girls
999
01:05:08,184 --> 01:05:10,786
Nancy, nice licking
1000
01:05:10,787 --> 01:05:13,016
Very good sucking, too
1001
01:05:13,356 --> 01:05:16,491
- Okay, he's here
- It's about time
1002
01:05:16,492 --> 01:05:17,726
Listen, I know it's your first day,
1003
01:05:17,727 --> 01:05:19,494
but we got some stuff to shoot,
all right?
1004
01:05:19,495 --> 01:05:21,129
- Uh... wha...
- Now, listen
1005
01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:23,565
The way I view this film,
1006
01:05:23,566 --> 01:05:26,668
it's a spiritual successor
to Rebel Without A Cause...
1007
01:05:26,669 --> 01:05:29,899
only with a lot more fucking Ha ha!
1008
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,742
Uh, right Um, you guys,
I think there's been a small...
1009
01:05:33,743 --> 01:05:36,268
I'm really looking forward
to working with you
1010
01:05:36,913 --> 01:05:40,916
Jackie and I are especially curious
how you got the name Gigundo-cock
1011
01:05:40,917 --> 01:05:44,052
Oh, I can't wait to wrap
my hands around
1012
01:05:44,053 --> 01:05:46,388
the biggest penis in the biz
1013
01:05:46,389 --> 01:05:49,191
"Penis"? I haven't heard
that word for a long time
1014
01:05:49,192 --> 01:05:51,927
- I usually just call it "dinner"
- Mmm
1015
01:05:51,928 --> 01:05:54,089
Okay, everybody on set!
1016
01:05:56,132 --> 01:05:57,699
I told you they wouldn�t
have any beer
1017
01:05:57,700 --> 01:05:59,401
Oh, man, how was
I supposed to know?
1018
01:05:59,402 --> 01:06:02,371
- Oh, man! Sweet car!
Here's the scene:
1019
01:06:02,372 --> 01:06:04,840
You've just helped these girls
fix their car
1020
01:06:04,841 --> 01:06:07,743
And so to repay you,
you get to bang 'em
1021
01:06:07,744 --> 01:06:10,879
Now, Nancy right here,
she's gonna start by blowing you
1022
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,448
Then you're gonna do
some back-door stuff with Jackie
1023
01:06:13,449 --> 01:06:15,584
Bro, check this out
1024
01:06:15,585 --> 01:06:17,953
After that,
just feel free to improvise
1025
01:06:17,954 --> 01:06:20,251
All right
1026
01:06:22,525 --> 01:06:24,359
Hey, you gonna need a fluffer?
1027
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:25,952
Uh... uh...
1028
01:06:27,063 --> 01:06:28,563
All rightie
1029
01:06:28,564 --> 01:06:31,400
let's see that gigundo-cock
1030
01:06:31,401 --> 01:06:35,029
And action!
1031
01:06:35,171 --> 01:06:38,607
Thank you so much
for fixing our car
1032
01:06:38,608 --> 01:06:41,508
How can we ever repay you?
1033
01:06:54,824 --> 01:06:56,291
What?
1034
01:06:58,461 --> 01:07:01,830
- Cut!
- Hey, sorry I'm late
1035
01:07:01,831 --> 01:07:04,060
I'm Gigundo-cock
1036
01:07:06,636 --> 01:07:08,296
Damn
1037
01:07:14,310 --> 01:07:18,313
� Yeah, I'm not Gigundo-cock �
1038
01:07:18,314 --> 01:07:22,451
� I'm just a small-town hick �
1039
01:07:22,452 --> 01:07:26,288
� An 18-year-old virgin �
1040
01:07:26,289 --> 01:07:30,452
� With a super-tiny dick �
1041
01:07:31,127 --> 01:07:35,230
� Kid, I've seen this once before �
1042
01:07:35,231 --> 01:07:39,468
� A boy who wished
he was Ang Lee �
1043
01:07:39,469 --> 01:07:43,438
� Found he couldn't
frame a shot �
1044
01:07:43,439 --> 01:07:47,875
� That's right,
that little boy was me �
1045
01:07:48,311 --> 01:07:52,180
� It wasn�t my first choice �
1046
01:07:52,181 --> 01:07:55,616
� My parents think
I'm in college �
1047
01:07:56,519 --> 01:07:59,888
� I thought I'd be doing theater �
1048
01:07:59,889 --> 01:08:03,191
� On Broadway �
1049
01:08:03,192 --> 01:08:04,993
� We're just accidentally �
1050
01:08:04,994 --> 01:08:08,430
� Incidentally, unintentionally
making porn �
1051
01:08:08,431 --> 01:08:12,534
� Accidentally, incidentally,
unintentionally �
1052
01:08:12,535 --> 01:08:13,702
� Making porn �
1053
01:08:13,703 --> 01:08:18,367
� Not me, I do it 'cause
I fuckin' like it �
1054
01:08:19,609 --> 01:08:23,745
� Girl-on-girl pays fifty bucks �
1055
01:08:23,746 --> 01:08:27,716
� I get double
for back-door fucks �
1056
01:08:27,717 --> 01:08:32,053
� How I got here
I'll never know�
1057
01:08:32,054 --> 01:08:35,957
� Beats Mexico
and that donkey show�
1058
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:38,160
� All these tits
got me in the mood �
1059
01:08:38,161 --> 01:08:40,529
� We're the ones
who should be getting screwed �
1060
01:08:40,530 --> 01:08:43,932
� Let us be your man-whores �
1061
01:08:43,933 --> 01:08:48,836
� Will someone show these assholes
the door? �
1062
01:08:50,873 --> 01:08:53,775
� I found my home here �
1063
01:08:53,776 --> 01:08:56,778
� On this porn set �
1064
01:08:56,779 --> 01:08:59,372
� Better hurry up
or I won't stay wet �
1065
01:09:19,502 --> 01:09:21,333
Fuck yeah!
1066
01:09:27,310 --> 01:09:30,643
Wow Thanks for being
so cool about everything
1067
01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:32,647
I feel like I should tell you, though,
1068
01:09:32,648 --> 01:09:35,050
I don't really think
this is the life for me
1069
01:09:35,051 --> 01:09:37,619
You've got balls, kid
1070
01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:39,855
very large balls
1071
01:09:39,856 --> 01:09:42,757
You show that kind of confidence
in real life,
1072
01:09:42,758 --> 01:09:46,193
you're gonna be fine, just fine
1073
01:09:47,063 --> 01:09:48,663
All right, let's reset
1074
01:09:48,664 --> 01:09:50,859
Back to one
1075
01:10:00,710 --> 01:10:02,878
Dude, what happened in there
after we left?
1076
01:10:02,879 --> 01:10:04,971
Yo, bro, do you know those chicks?
1077
01:10:13,489 --> 01:10:15,857
Yeah, Mike!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
1078
01:10:15,858 --> 01:10:18,087
Dude, yes!
1079
01:10:22,932 --> 01:10:24,797
Whoa
1080
01:10:25,668 --> 01:10:28,570
Look, Stacy
1081
01:10:28,571 --> 01:10:30,572
I'm not sexually experienced,
1082
01:10:30,573 --> 01:10:34,304
and I'm not some famous porn star
named Gigundo-cock
1083
01:10:35,311 --> 01:10:39,948
Look, I'm just some regular kid
who just wants to ask out a very
1084
01:10:39,949 --> 01:10:42,644
very beautiful girl
1085
01:10:43,986 --> 01:10:46,187
Don't call past 10:00
1086
01:10:46,188 --> 01:10:47,985
My dad'll kill me
1087
01:10:51,994 --> 01:10:56,157
Screw her for me, dude!
Yes!
1088
01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:06,841
Fellas, you gotta be respectful
of your ladies
1089
01:11:06,842 --> 01:11:09,477
Whatever you do, don't go around
your boys telling them
1090
01:11:09,478 --> 01:11:11,580
all the gruesome details
1091
01:11:11,581 --> 01:11:14,049
But me, on the other hand,
I'm married with two kids,
1092
01:11:14,050 --> 01:11:15,684
I like all dirty stuff
1093
01:11:15,685 --> 01:11:19,087
This website will go directly to me,
and only me
1094
01:11:19,088 --> 01:11:22,757
Send me all pictures,
streaming videos, letters...
1095
01:11:22,758 --> 01:11:24,626
as bizarre as you want
1096
01:11:24,627 --> 01:11:26,995
I'll read them all,
and masturbate all night
1097
01:11:26,996 --> 01:11:29,828
Thank you I'm Matthew Lillard
1098
01:11:36,606 --> 01:11:38,707
� She's got that kind of booty �
1099
01:11:38,708 --> 01:11:40,542
� Little mama,
come here and do me �
1100
01:11:40,543 --> 01:11:42,377
� She's got that kind of booty �
1101
01:11:42,378 --> 01:11:44,179
� The type that'll drive you looney �
1102
01:11:44,180 --> 01:11:47,916
� She's got that kind of booty,
pack it up and bring it to me �
1103
01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:51,286
� Smack it up, let's make a movie,
she's got that kind of booty �
1104
01:11:51,287 --> 01:11:55,090
� Shake that booty, cutie,
up and down and all around �
1105
01:11:55,091 --> 01:11:58,727
� That big ol' juicy brown ass,
Shorty, go to town �
1106
01:11:58,728 --> 01:12:02,430
� Kick it smooth like Luther Vandy,
so good, like chewing candy �
1107
01:12:02,431 --> 01:12:06,101
� In the middle of M-I-ami,
come and sit down on my jammy �
1108
01:12:06,102 --> 01:12:07,736
� We can do it in a big ol' bed �
1109
01:12:07,737 --> 01:12:09,671
� Long as you give me
good ol' head �
1110
01:12:09,672 --> 01:12:13,375
� Yeah, girl, that's what I said,
no, girl, you don't get no bread �
1111
01:12:13,376 --> 01:12:15,110
� She's got that kind of booty �
1112
01:12:15,111 --> 01:12:17,012
� Little mama,
come here and do me �
1113
01:12:17,013 --> 01:12:20,582
� She's got that kind of booty,
the type that'll drive you looney �
1114
01:12:20,583 --> 01:12:22,417
� She's got that kind of booty �
1115
01:12:22,418 --> 01:12:24,219
� Pack it up and bring it to me �
1116
01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:26,087
� Smack it up,
let's make a movie �
1117
01:12:26,088 --> 01:12:27,756
� She's got that kind of booty �
1118
01:12:27,757 --> 01:12:29,524
� Shorty got that fat ass �
1119
01:12:29,525 --> 01:12:31,326
� Gets 'em harder than a math class �
1120
01:12:31,327 --> 01:12:34,996
� Smilin', don't you act up,
just stop and back up �
1121
01:12:34,997 --> 01:12:38,700
� Go ahead and drop that ass low,
be easy movin' that slow�
1122
01:12:38,701 --> 01:12:42,470
� Nobody has to know,
we in the corner, though �
1123
01:12:42,471 --> 01:12:46,141
� You sippin' champagne,
I'm drinking cognac �
1124
01:12:46,142 --> 01:12:49,511
� You do that damn thing,
I get to bone that �
1125
01:12:49,512 --> 01:12:51,479
� She's got that kind of booty �
1126
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:53,348
� Little mama,
come here and do me �
1127
01:12:53,349 --> 01:12:55,216
� She's got that kind of booty �
1128
01:12:55,217 --> 01:12:57,052
� The type that'll drive you looney �
1129
01:12:57,053 --> 01:12:58,787
� She's got that kind of booty �
1130
01:12:58,788 --> 01:13:00,655
� Pack it up and bring it to me �
1131
01:13:00,656 --> 01:13:02,424
� Smack it up, let's make a movie �
1132
01:13:02,425 --> 01:13:04,159
� She's got that kind of booty �
1133
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:07,796
� Shake that booty,
sh-sh-shake, shake, shake �
1134
01:13:07,797 --> 01:13:11,199
� Shake that booty,
sh-sh-shake, shake, shake �
1135
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:15,270
� Up and down the stripper pole,
got that body all swole �
1136
01:13:15,271 --> 01:13:18,773
� You know my package, right?
You can stay the whole night �
1137
01:13:18,774 --> 01:13:22,077
� Lady, what you gotta do
is keep me in the back of you �
1138
01:13:22,078 --> 01:13:25,814
� Nobody move you like I do,
they call me Mr. Mac-a-do �
1139
01:13:25,815 --> 01:13:29,517
� They counted Tallahassee classic
got 'em on my caddy �
1140
01:13:29,518 --> 01:13:33,221
� Girlie, let me be your daddy
and we can both be happy �
1141
01:13:33,222 --> 01:13:35,123
� She's got that kind of booty �
1142
01:13:35,124 --> 01:13:36,991
� Little mama,
come here and do me �
1143
01:13:36,992 --> 01:13:38,827
� She's got that kind of booty �
1144
01:13:38,828 --> 01:13:40,695
� The type that'll drive you looney �
1145
01:13:40,696 --> 01:13:42,497
� She's got that kind of booty �
1146
01:13:42,498 --> 01:13:44,332
� Pack it up and bring it to me �
1147
01:13:44,333 --> 01:13:46,201
� Smack it up, let's make a movie �
1148
01:13:46,202 --> 01:13:48,693
� She's got that kind of booty �
1149
01:13:58,414 --> 01:14:03,618
� My darling, the stars,
they shine for you �
1150
01:14:03,619 --> 01:14:08,523
� My darling,
the birds twitter for you �
1151
01:14:08,524 --> 01:14:11,426
� My darling,
my heart skips a beat �
1152
01:14:11,427 --> 01:14:15,693
� Whenever I think of you �
1153
01:14:16,165 --> 01:14:18,533
� And under this moonlit sky �
1154
01:14:18,534 --> 01:14:22,437
� I pray and dream that I will be the one,
will be the one �
1155
01:14:22,438 --> 01:14:27,776
� That you'll �
1156
01:14:27,777 --> 01:14:33,148
� Bend over
and bang good and hard �
1157
01:14:33,149 --> 01:14:35,784
� From behind �
1158
01:14:35,785 --> 01:14:41,289
� Have me on all fours,
howling at the sky �
1159
01:14:41,290 --> 01:14:43,892
� I'll give your cock
a good long suck �
1160
01:14:43,893 --> 01:14:46,461
� Then you'll give me
a good hard fuck �
1161
01:14:46,462 --> 01:14:49,297
� Squeeze my tits,
all big and bouncy �
1162
01:14:49,298 --> 01:14:51,900
� Then spunk all over my body �
1163
01:14:51,901 --> 01:14:55,603
� I want to be
your buttt-hot greasy slut �
1164
01:14:55,604 --> 01:14:56,971
� Greasy slut �
1165
01:14:56,972 --> 01:15:00,975
� Beggin' for more,
for I can't get enough �
1166
01:15:00,976 --> 01:15:05,213
� Can't get enough �
1167
01:15:05,214 --> 01:15:07,081
� When I leave your tool �
1168
01:15:07,082 --> 01:15:10,752
� Used up, worn, and soggy �
1169
01:15:10,753 --> 01:15:12,153
� I won't stop then �
1170
01:15:12,154 --> 01:15:14,022
� Oh, no, no, no �
1171
01:15:14,023 --> 01:15:20,128
� I'll become
your little leg-humping doggie �
1172
01:15:20,129 --> 01:15:25,560
� Let me be
your dirty, fuckin' whore �
1173
01:15:25,561 --> 01:15:29,560
� Let me be
your dirty, fuckin' whore �
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