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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,610 --> 00:01:12,610 What? 2 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:18,950 What? Put that thing up. We don't have time for that. 3 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:21,070 We need to focus. Man, really? 4 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:24,550 Fine, 5 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:27,330 fine, fine, fine. Okay. What are we doing? Okay. 6 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:28,550 Front door. 7 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:37,850 All right. 8 00:01:38,530 --> 00:01:42,550 So we're going to be known criminals? Bless you, my child. 9 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:43,870 Bless you. 10 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,550 Peace be with you. 11 00:01:46,870 --> 00:01:49,750 Okay. Come on. All right. Peace be with you. 12 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:51,950 Peace be with you. 13 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:54,830 That's better than what you're saying. 14 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,080 Ready to go? 15 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:18,720 What we're going to do is be known for criminals and robbing houses and broad 16 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,140 daylight. Do you see how bright it is? 17 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,080 I saw it on the news. It's like a new thing. 18 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,120 Do you like everything you see on the news? 19 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:44,950 Look at you. 20 00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:51,290 I mean, I'm polishing a turd with you anyway, but are you trying to make it 21 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:52,350 impossible this year? 22 00:02:52,850 --> 00:02:53,870 What's the matter? 23 00:02:54,110 --> 00:02:57,710 You look like a video game playing virgin. 24 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,170 I love video games. 25 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:03,890 Don't you dare say that as a pageant. 26 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:06,150 Got to get my crown back. 27 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:08,790 Someday. Somehow. 28 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,210 Are you a superstar or a stagehand? 29 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:18,950 Don't make me say that. 30 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:22,870 Are you a superstar or a stagehand? 31 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,890 Mom. Say it. 32 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:26,730 I'm a superstar. 33 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:30,290 And why is that? 34 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:32,650 Because I'm your daughter. 35 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:34,870 My only daughter. 36 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:39,130 I'd have another one if your father had left because of you. 37 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:43,910 I think he left because you were popping Valium like they were now and later. 38 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:46,730 You're very funny, sweetie. 39 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:06,670 Hail Mary. Hail Mary full of grace. Yeah, full of grace. 40 00:04:20,709 --> 00:04:21,709 idea. Yeah. 41 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:22,950 It's smart. 42 00:04:23,270 --> 00:04:24,270 Daily robbery. 43 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:26,330 Don't you guys watch the fucking news? 44 00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:31,670 Or even Google that shit. Totally fucking Google that shit. 45 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:36,090 Where's your safe? 46 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:39,850 Real house like whatever the fuck we are. You are. 47 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,270 Where is it? 48 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:46,250 Come on. We know you suck dick for those diamonds. 49 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:48,130 There's no dick diamonds. 50 00:04:48,450 --> 00:04:51,060 I need to help them. We don't have... any dick diamonds. 51 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,920 We don't have any dick diamonds. Zero dick diamonds. 52 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:57,460 My husband left and he took the dick and the diamonds. 53 00:04:58,460 --> 00:04:59,720 Why would he do that? 54 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,580 Pagans. Well, pagans pills. 55 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:06,460 Pagans? 56 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:08,200 What do you mean pagans? 57 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:10,700 Oh, honey, just the big four. 58 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,840 You're looking at a former Miss Riverside. 59 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,360 She's never been Miss Modest. 60 00:05:19,370 --> 00:05:20,370 What's your name? 61 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:24,350 Oh, my name's Pam, and this is my pill -popping mother, Wendy. 62 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:33,430 Yeah, I'm going to need a tour. This is really sickeningly sad. 63 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:38,590 Pam, I want you to take me over there, show me around, and if you lie to me, 64 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:39,590 going to put you over my knee. 65 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,210 Is that your sash? 66 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,310 One of them. 67 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:45,690 One? You have more? 68 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:47,510 So many. 69 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,140 How'd you come to show me? Come on, go. 70 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:52,700 Go. 71 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,640 Come on. 72 00:05:58,980 --> 00:05:59,980 Get in there. 73 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:02,900 Sit right here. 74 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:06,980 These your trophies? 75 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:09,740 No. 76 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,240 Those are my idiot daughters. 77 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,519 Pretty dress. 78 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,820 What about that? Is that yours? 79 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:25,770 It's from when I won Miss Hammond. 80 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:31,270 And this is from when I won Miss Mojave. 81 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,330 So pretty. 82 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:34,730 Do you want to try it on? 83 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:36,230 I don't know. 84 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:38,470 I bet it would fit you. 85 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:40,570 It's just your size. 86 00:06:40,970 --> 00:06:41,789 You think so? 87 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:45,470 Oh, yes. You have an amazing figure. I'm sure of it. 88 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:48,390 All right. 89 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:50,370 No harm, right? All right. 90 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:56,770 Have you ever been in a pageant? 91 00:06:57,530 --> 00:07:02,670 No, never. You know, I just always wanted to try to go to one. But my mom 92 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:08,970 horrible. She just... She had to feed me through jail cells. 93 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,490 Do you know who that is? 94 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:11,970 No. She was born in jail? 95 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:17,790 No. All the other women. I guess my mom had to save me from being raped by these 96 00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:20,050 older fucking people. 97 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,640 Have you ever had a bad fucking mom? 98 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,260 Not that bad. 99 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,120 My mom confuses milk with gin. 100 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,160 Well, you should. 101 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,020 She has a day like robbery. 102 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:41,340 It sounds like you have a hard life, but it's nothing compared to my daughter 103 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:46,260 who just sits around eating chips when she's supposed to be getting ready for 104 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:48,080 the pageant and practicing her talent. 105 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,520 What do you mean chips? Do you have a talent? What do you do? 106 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,760 I mean, other than robberies and things. 107 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:05,620 I don't know. I've always wanted to, uh... I thought my talent was walking. I 108 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:06,820 can strut really well. 109 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,180 But... Okay. 110 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:12,260 My mom never believes in me. Can you think? 111 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:17,100 This has to go. This is ugly right there. Take that off. Yes, it's not 112 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,100 attractive, dear. 113 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:20,740 Take it off. 114 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,620 Oh, that's much better. Look at your hair. Oh, yeah. 115 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,660 I could work with this. 116 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,100 Mm -hmm. 117 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:32,460 What do you think? Do you like it? Oh, I do. 118 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:35,480 I've never had anything like that. 119 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,299 I got so drunk at senior prom, she asked me to burn my dress. 120 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,440 Oh, no. You poor baby. 121 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:45,320 Well, I'm going to make it all better. 122 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:46,860 Are you coming on to me? 123 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,800 Wait. Oh, no. You're on my thing. You have to wear this. 124 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,830 Baby, I want to play over here. 125 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,790 Miss Riverside. 126 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,150 No, Miss Mojave. 127 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:20,910 If you're a good girl, I'll show you Miss Riverside. 128 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:49,430 All of it, baby. I have a million outfits that look so good on you. 129 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:50,890 Put this on. 130 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:54,050 Turn around. Good girl. 131 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:57,110 Oh, yeah. Hold it up like that, baby. 132 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:01,810 Right there. Like a nice updo for you, I think. 133 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,350 You know my hair used to never be long? 134 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:32,370 So tell me, do you want to be a superstar or a stagehand? 135 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:34,150 I want to be a superstar. 136 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:35,650 That's the right answer. 137 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,800 You're a dirty girl. 138 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:18,020 I had you on my posters on my walls. 139 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:45,780 You're welcome. 140 00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:25,510 I like you. 141 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:19,050 I wish 142 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:29,070 my 143 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:30,350 mom was just like you. 144 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,130 Because mom would be looking at yours. 145 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,940 Oh, the dress. I'm so sorry. 146 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680 Oh, no. 147 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:34,900 You're so hot. 148 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,180 I got you. 149 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,780 Spank it baby. 150 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,140 Right 151 00:16:52,140 --> 00:17:03,080 there 152 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,540 baby. 153 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,020 That's a dirty girl. 154 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,119 Good job. 155 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:19,940 Is that her? 156 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,740 I see your fingers. 157 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:30,940 Oh, my God. 158 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,660 Oh, my God. 159 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:33,940 Oh, my God. 160 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:41,720 Right there. Right there? 161 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,340 Yeah. Okay. 162 00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,220 Fuck. Fuck. 163 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:47,480 Oh, fuck. 164 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,840 Oh, fuck you. 165 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,180 Harder. Yes. 166 00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:55,580 Yes. 167 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,040 Yeah, all the way. 168 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,480 It's like a popsicle. 169 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:01,840 Not you. 170 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,200 Not me. 171 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,460 Pull up my dress. 172 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,480 Up, up, up. Woo! 173 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,640 Now we go. 174 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,120 You're a little bit crazy, aren't you? I'm sorry. 175 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,820 I mean, we definitely love you. 176 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,120 It's a really valid point. 177 00:21:34,679 --> 00:21:38,000 Thank God for school. 178 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:45,900 Oh, this is so good. 179 00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:50,240 You just erased the mess. 180 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:54,500 Oh, yes. 181 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,160 Y 'all 182 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,740 I mean, so naughty. 183 00:23:04,170 --> 00:23:05,170 Bye. 184 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,400 Right here. There. 185 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,400 Right 186 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:47,640 here. 187 00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:48,780 Pull it open. 188 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,360 Oh, baby. 189 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,880 Yes. Yes. 190 00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:02,560 Oh, you sexy fucking beast. 191 00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:51,790 Oh, baby. 192 00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:54,590 Oh, so good. 193 00:24:56,610 --> 00:24:57,610 Oh, 194 00:24:59,550 --> 00:25:09,710 yeah, 195 00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:11,590 baby. Stay right there. 196 00:25:13,070 --> 00:25:14,070 Right. 197 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,080 It's so weird. 198 00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:28,940 We're going to have to work on that shoelace. 199 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,920 Oh shit, 200 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,220 baby. Oh fuck. 201 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:38,570 Oh, shit. 202 00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:39,930 Oh, my God. 203 00:26:40,230 --> 00:26:41,230 Oh, fuck. 204 00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:43,650 Yeah. Do it, baby. 205 00:26:44,110 --> 00:26:45,410 You're so fast. 206 00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:56,150 Don't leave it on the floor. 207 00:26:56,550 --> 00:26:58,910 Come here. I'll treat you like a princess. 208 00:27:02,030 --> 00:27:03,530 Thanks to your fucking rep. 209 00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:08,030 Yay! 210 00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:09,410 My reward. 211 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:12,490 You're a better girl. 212 00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:20,310 Yeah, baby, look right up. 213 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:23,120 Oh, fuck. You're a dirty girl. 214 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,440 Oh, 215 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:31,600 fuck. Oh, baby. 216 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,800 Oh, 217 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,380 shit. 218 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,080 Thank you. 219 00:28:31,690 --> 00:28:32,429 Thank you. 220 00:28:32,430 --> 00:28:33,430 Thank you. 221 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,500 Rub it. Rub it together. 222 00:30:59,409 --> 00:31:01,810 Oh, I can smell it. No, it's like that shit. 223 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,920 I hope you like the taste of cum in your face. 224 00:32:03,959 --> 00:32:04,959 Oh yeah. 225 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,880 Oh, my God. Shake it. 226 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,440 This is how little my family is. 227 00:34:12,810 --> 00:34:14,550 Yes, just like that. 228 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,880 Yes. 229 00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:27,260 Oh, my God. Oh, 230 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:29,100 my God. 231 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:08,590 You make me come so hard. 232 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,670 Oh, wow. 233 00:36:27,330 --> 00:36:30,350 I can't remember how fucking gorgeous you are. 234 00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:24,710 Oh, that's hot. Yes. 235 00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:50,470 Don't stick her on there. 236 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,118 Oh, baby. 237 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,420 Yeah, do it like that. 238 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:29,540 Yeah, 239 00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:33,820 come on, baby. 240 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:35,820 Eat it like that. 241 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,100 Yeah, 242 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,560 so do it all. 243 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,140 Just like that. 244 00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:12,040 Just like that. Eat it all, baby. 245 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,960 Oh yeah, right there. 246 00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:20,480 All the way up. 247 00:39:26,819 --> 00:39:31,180 So is this how you won the pageant? 248 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:37,360 Stupid 249 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:47,420 fucking 250 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:48,420 hair. 251 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,500 Oh. 252 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,660 Oh my god, this is impossible. 253 00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:43,430 Thank you. 254 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,760 Thank you so much. 255 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,380 I just want to make you so proud. 256 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:00,660 Thank you. 257 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:33,390 forever and stay here and do pageants with you. 258 00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:37,330 Oh, you're so much more fun than Pam. 259 00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:40,630 I'm going to take you to all the pageants. Please. 260 00:43:41,090 --> 00:43:42,089 Oh, yes. 261 00:43:42,090 --> 00:43:46,490 And I'm going to give you fancy hairdos and pretty shoes. 262 00:43:47,670 --> 00:43:54,490 Come on. Let's put the dress back on. I need to know where the money is. 263 00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:57,190 I know it's here somewhere. I know it's in this room, so let me know where it 264 00:43:57,190 --> 00:43:59,410 is. I'm telling you. Keep going. 265 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:06,060 We have no money here. Gotta be here somewhere. See there? 266 00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:09,060 Here? 267 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,820 Here? Lady, we have no money. You don't understand. 268 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:18,700 My mom lives all of her money, all of our money on pageants and pills. 269 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,300 My dad even took all of our pictures. 270 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,560 We don't even have pictures on our walls anymore. 271 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:24,779 Okay? Okay? 272 00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:25,780 No. 273 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,540 to be kidding me. You have to have some money around here because you're 274 00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:34,540 ridiculous. 275 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,480 I'm telling you. 276 00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:44,540 No, there's no money. This lady's crazy. My mom's crazy, okay? 277 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:49,120 She blows all of her money trying to make me win all these pageants when I 278 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:54,460 lost more pageants than... I think I hold the record for the amount of 279 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:57,980 lost in a year, okay? Because I don't want to do pageants. 280 00:44:58,220 --> 00:44:59,440 And my mom buys... 281 00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:03,990 to put in my mouth 282 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,680 Do you know how to work a gun? 283 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:44,420 Let me show you. 284 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,800 Can I trust you? 285 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,160 Why not? 286 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:54,480 I think I could do it. 287 00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:58,800 I think that 288 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:05,700 I would be good. 289 00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:09,480 I mean, I think I would be really good. 290 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,860 So do you think I could maybe, think I could go with you? 291 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:48,380 Because your daughter doesn't seem to be much help, and I think I'm more cut out 292 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:50,260 for this kind of work. I think you're right. 293 00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:53,260 Well, I don't know. I don't know. You've got to prove yourself to me a little 294 00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:59,100 bit. I think I need you to help me out a little bit, or maybe convince me that 295 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:00,140 you're actually worth it. 296 00:47:25,230 --> 00:47:26,230 Just walk in here. 297 01:00:41,450 --> 01:00:42,470 She is thinking harder. 298 01:00:42,870 --> 01:00:44,750 She is harder. 299 01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:47,990 One more time, please. 300 01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:18,870 Thank you. 301 01:06:07,470 --> 01:06:08,470 Bye. 302 01:09:58,570 --> 01:09:59,570 Thank you. 303 01:10:51,660 --> 01:10:52,660 Bye. 304 01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:33,080 Oh my God. 305 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:06,680 Thank you. 306 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,760 I just want to let you know you're the worst mom ever, and I want to trade 307 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:22,940 mommy. She likes me. She actually dresses me up and wants to take me to 308 01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:23,940 pageants. 309 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:25,160 You fucking suck. 310 01:20:25,540 --> 01:20:26,540 We want to trade. 311 01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:29,040 You think that makes her a good mom? 312 01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:30,320 Yes. 313 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:32,700 Can I stay with you? 314 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,780 You can stay with me. You'd be a better daughter anyway. 315 01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:38,100 Yeah, we're going to be Bonnie and Bonnie. 316 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:41,220 This is the best idea ever. 317 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,780 Have so much fun, you guys. 318 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:45,139 Hi Wendy! 319 01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:49,200 Have fun with your pill! 320 01:20:50,620 --> 01:20:51,780 Your new daughter! 321 01:21:38,540 --> 01:21:39,099 You have to be moist. 322 01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:43,460 You have to be able to shine from the stage. You have to be able to glow, 323 01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:45,620 I'm not fighting you so much. 324 01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:50,720 What? 325 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,140 I just wanted to have fun. 326 01:21:54,220 --> 01:21:55,220 Up to history! 327 01:21:57,780 --> 01:22:04,220 You know that we're all 400 calories, 400 squats, 400 crunches. 328 01:22:09,770 --> 01:22:10,770 What are you thinking? 329 01:22:13,370 --> 01:22:15,610 Mom, am I pretty? 330 01:22:16,470 --> 01:22:17,650 Of course, honey. 331 01:22:18,210 --> 01:22:19,390 You think I'm pretty? 332 01:22:19,770 --> 01:22:21,890 Yes. I made you. 333 01:22:23,290 --> 01:22:24,310 You're gorgeous. 334 01:22:25,270 --> 01:22:27,810 Don't mess up the pot. I feel really, really dry. 335 01:22:29,270 --> 01:22:33,170 Seriously? I've literally doused you in five coats of this stuff. 336 01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:41,320 Take this stuff a little bit too seriously sometimes. 337 01:22:43,300 --> 01:22:44,320 Too serious? 338 01:22:44,740 --> 01:22:46,700 Mom, you don't win if you're not serious. 339 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:48,980 This is a pageant, Mom. 340 01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:54,600 Mom. I think that you are really missing out on so much of your childhood, being 341 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:57,680 so invested into this. Take it way too seriously. 342 01:22:58,340 --> 01:23:00,540 It's not all about winning, you know? 343 01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:05,180 It's more about having fun and having an experience. Mom, it's all about 344 01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:06,900 winning. It's all about winning. 345 01:23:07,430 --> 01:23:13,230 Oh, it's not all about winning. I won once, but I had the crowd on my side. 346 01:23:13,790 --> 01:23:14,790 You know? 347 01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:16,830 This is not how you win a pageant! 348 01:23:19,130 --> 01:23:22,770 I just want to have fun. This is not the army, Mom. 349 01:23:23,590 --> 01:23:25,710 Why can't I eat? Okay, don't stab me. 350 01:23:26,370 --> 01:23:30,770 No, this is not the army. And yes, it's fun. It's fun to win. 351 01:23:31,030 --> 01:23:35,250 Every time I won, I had so much fun. It was lovely. 352 01:23:35,930 --> 01:23:37,610 Walking around with my crown. 353 01:23:37,830 --> 01:23:38,830 That's fun. 354 01:23:39,490 --> 01:23:45,230 Being able to have my little dad that said miss whatever it was. 355 01:23:45,830 --> 01:23:47,010 That was fun. 356 01:23:47,530 --> 01:23:50,270 There is nothing fun about being a loser. 357 01:23:50,870 --> 01:23:51,870 Oh, look at you. 358 01:23:52,410 --> 01:23:53,970 I am so proud of you. 359 01:23:54,310 --> 01:23:56,530 I mean, yes, 360 01:23:57,610 --> 01:24:01,630 you have your father's skin tone and it's not that great. However, you have 361 01:24:01,630 --> 01:24:03,890 cheekbones. Look at that. 362 01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,160 You look so much like me. 363 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,000 Even though I didn't always win. 364 01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:16,780 And I did more things with my life. I didn't focus so hard on one thing and 365 01:24:16,780 --> 01:24:19,320 out on so much other. All I want to do is win. 366 01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:24,200 Anyway, can you please practice this mouth exercise with me? 367 01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:26,040 No. 368 01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:27,940 Really? Come on. 369 01:24:43,660 --> 01:24:44,660 Do it with feeling. 370 01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:45,900 There you go. 371 01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:48,460 Right side of your foot. Smile there. 372 01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:49,700 Mmm. 373 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,260 Work those cheekbones. 374 01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:52,840 Or left hand side. 375 01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:54,340 Or right hand side. 376 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:55,760 Mmm. 377 01:24:58,460 --> 01:25:00,820 So, what do you want for lunch today? 378 01:25:01,060 --> 01:25:03,060 You know, Julia's coming over. Carter. 379 01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:06,180 Um, we don't eat. 380 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:07,520 Julia doesn't eat. 381 01:25:09,180 --> 01:25:10,460 Yeah, Julia. 382 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,800 Hmm. 383 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,920 That's not a good example that you should be following, by the way. 384 01:25:16,660 --> 01:25:18,620 Stop it. Julia's the best ever. 385 01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:25,460 No, she takes things way too seriously, and she wins for the wrong reasons. Let 386 01:25:25,460 --> 01:25:26,460 me tell you that right now. 387 01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,020 God, I'm not looking forward to seeing that Brittany. 388 01:25:29,380 --> 01:25:30,880 She likes Brittany. She's fun. 389 01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:34,540 She likes me to eat Pop -Tarts and have fun all the time. 390 01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:37,800 I don't really care. I don't care what they get to do. 391 01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:39,260 Darcy's never going to win. 392 01:25:39,620 --> 01:25:40,620 You're going to win. 393 01:25:41,930 --> 01:25:42,930 and her daughter? 394 01:25:43,070 --> 01:25:44,070 B -level. 395 01:25:44,450 --> 01:25:45,450 You're A -level. 396 01:25:46,030 --> 01:25:47,030 No, I'm not. 397 01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:51,350 Oh. Oh. 398 01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:52,730 Okay. 399 01:25:55,010 --> 01:25:56,010 Okay. 400 01:25:56,230 --> 01:25:59,070 Tic -tac. I have a tic -tac. Would you like one? 401 01:25:59,310 --> 01:26:00,310 No, thank you, Mom. 402 01:26:00,770 --> 01:26:01,770 I have one. 403 01:26:02,050 --> 01:26:03,210 Oh. Just one. 404 01:26:12,970 --> 01:26:16,530 You know, it's so great having you and Carter out here to the country. 405 01:26:16,770 --> 01:26:18,730 You know, with all the pollution and everything. 406 01:26:19,210 --> 01:26:21,290 Yes, it is lovely out here. 407 01:26:22,410 --> 01:26:27,970 There's this dirt and dust and it upsets my allergies. 408 01:26:28,310 --> 01:26:29,630 But, yes, it's lovely. 409 01:26:31,350 --> 01:26:35,190 So, Carter, I know it's really great to see you. And I heard from your mom 410 01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:37,270 you're doing so good in school. Are you straight A's? 411 01:26:37,530 --> 01:26:38,710 Yeah, I'm doing great. 412 01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:46,760 How are the pageants going? 413 01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:49,520 Oh my gosh, Julia, I'm so excited. 414 01:26:50,440 --> 01:26:52,920 I'm for sure going to win this pageant. 415 01:26:53,220 --> 01:26:54,220 Aww. 416 01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:57,100 I love that you dream so high. 417 01:26:59,260 --> 01:27:02,280 Yeah, be careful though because, you know, sometimes it can be really... 418 01:27:49,689 --> 01:27:50,890 Oh my gosh, 419 01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:54,790 your mom is so much fun. 420 01:27:55,050 --> 01:27:56,050 She's so cool. 421 01:27:56,710 --> 01:27:57,750 I guess so. 422 01:27:58,650 --> 01:28:00,910 Your mom is absolutely amazing. 423 01:28:01,190 --> 01:28:02,690 She's so beautiful. 424 01:28:03,110 --> 01:28:05,650 She's worn so many pageants. 425 01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:48,880 that makes you proud? 426 01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:50,120 That's not funny. 427 01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:52,480 Much better. 428 01:28:53,060 --> 01:28:54,800 Looks like you care a little bit more. 429 01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:56,900 Smile. Fingers up. 430 01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:58,640 Nice. 431 01:28:59,020 --> 01:29:00,660 How about you jump in? 432 01:29:39,150 --> 01:29:45,590 This is where we practice reflection in a negative situation. 433 01:29:46,650 --> 01:29:47,650 All right, then. 434 01:29:48,090 --> 01:29:50,410 Well, you know what? I'm going to give you a question real quick. 435 01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:30,380 Put your head up high. 436 01:30:31,180 --> 01:30:32,640 Smile big for the judges. 437 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:19,250 It's like being her daughter. 438 01:31:19,970 --> 01:31:20,970 It's not fun. 439 01:31:23,990 --> 01:31:29,730 You know, 440 01:31:29,830 --> 01:31:36,190 I'm really happy that, you know, it seems that you're more 441 01:31:36,190 --> 01:31:40,070 interested in other things in life besides just pageants. 442 01:31:40,750 --> 01:31:45,030 You know, it's like I'm trying to connect to my daughter in other things, 443 01:31:45,030 --> 01:31:46,030 can't. 444 01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:48,800 I try to get her into archery, and I can't. 445 01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:53,640 I know that we've talked about that a little bit before, but every time you 446 01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:57,380 bring it up, your mom just cuts you right off. Oh, it's all about pageants, 447 01:31:57,380 --> 01:31:58,380 know. 448 01:31:58,780 --> 01:31:59,780 Want to take a look? 449 01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:01,099 Can I? 450 01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:02,320 Yeah, yeah, open it up. 451 01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:13,960 Oh, my God, there's a puff tight in here. 452 01:32:16,030 --> 01:32:17,870 love that in our last camping trip. 453 01:32:18,290 --> 01:32:20,770 Camping? Yeah, we go hunting and camping. 454 01:32:21,310 --> 01:32:25,510 My mom never lets me leave the apartment unless it's for pageant stuff. 455 01:32:26,190 --> 01:32:31,610 Yeah, it hasn't surprised me. But, I mean, same thing. I can never get Keisha 456 01:32:31,610 --> 01:32:35,730 come out with me. I mean, I've tried so many times to get her interested in 457 01:32:35,730 --> 01:32:36,810 anything else. 458 01:32:37,610 --> 01:32:44,050 I mean... I wish I could just go and exchange my mom with you and just have 459 01:32:44,050 --> 01:32:45,050 for my mom. 460 01:32:45,230 --> 01:32:46,230 I know, right? 461 01:32:47,190 --> 01:32:48,830 These are so much fun. 462 01:32:49,210 --> 01:32:50,910 I know, I know. 463 01:32:52,210 --> 01:32:53,210 I mean, 464 01:32:54,730 --> 01:33:01,230 there's gotta be... I mean, we can spend time together, you know? We can find 465 01:33:01,230 --> 01:33:03,770 ways. I don't think my mom would mind. 466 01:33:04,730 --> 01:33:06,610 Oh, but yeah, she would mind. That's what I'm saying. 467 01:33:42,670 --> 01:33:43,850 in that way, right? 468 01:33:44,950 --> 01:33:46,270 Or have you ever been? 469 01:33:46,650 --> 01:33:49,250 I haven't. I haven't left my apartment. 470 01:33:50,230 --> 01:33:51,450 That was boring. 471 01:33:52,950 --> 01:33:54,110 You're so funny. 472 01:33:54,550 --> 01:34:01,450 Yeah, you're so funny. I mean, I can tell. I can tell the way that... 473 01:34:01,450 --> 01:34:08,190 I don't know. Like, when we're around, I feel that you're a little more 474 01:34:08,190 --> 01:34:10,010 comfortable with me than... 475 01:34:10,390 --> 01:34:13,810 You seem to lead on. I know, you know, your mom's around and things like that. 476 01:35:00,430 --> 01:35:03,310 If you don't have an arrow in it, oh yeah, you can't pull it back without an 477 01:35:03,310 --> 01:35:04,730 arrow called dry release. 478 01:35:06,610 --> 01:35:07,610 That's crazy. 479 01:35:07,630 --> 01:35:09,350 Yeah, I know, but isn't that so cool? 480 01:35:09,570 --> 01:35:13,390 I'm going to have different attachments that I can show you later, but I feel 481 01:35:13,390 --> 01:35:14,850 like you're just being so nervous. 482 01:35:15,890 --> 01:35:16,890 Hang on. 483 01:46:07,700 --> 01:46:10,500 Thank you. 484 01:58:18,830 --> 01:58:19,830 Thank you. 485 02:00:25,960 --> 02:00:26,960 Thank you. 486 02:03:15,340 --> 02:03:16,740 Oh, my God. 487 02:04:35,280 --> 02:04:41,440 Yeah, maybe, but we will need to get your dress back on and show your mom how 488 02:04:41,440 --> 02:04:42,440 you walk now. 489 02:04:43,160 --> 02:04:44,220 Yeah, I guess. 490 02:27:43,140 --> 02:27:44,540 uh 491 02:33:00,940 --> 02:33:01,940 That's what I'm going to say. 492 02:33:02,360 --> 02:33:06,520 I guess I can start being a little more, taking parenting a little more 493 02:33:06,520 --> 02:33:07,720 seriously. You think? 494 02:33:08,560 --> 02:33:11,020 Yeah, and I can start taking my path. 495 02:33:41,260 --> 02:33:42,260 but you have your own dollars. 31947

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