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The following programme contains very
strong language and adult humour.
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Stakker Humanoid ♪
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What the fuck?
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Money ♪
♪ The best things in life are free
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♪ But you can give 'em
To the birds and bees
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♪ I need money
♪ That's what I want
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♪ That's what I want
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♪ That's what I want...
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I'm being stalked.
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Being stalked by who?
By an eye in the sky.
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Oh, for God's sake.
What have you taken?
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I have had a fucking drone follow me
for the last two hours.
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And everywhere I go,
it's just there...
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whirring, watching me...
Could be one of them,
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y'know, Amazon delivery thingies.
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That's not a fucking thing, Michael;
it's not Skynet.
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You fucking clown.
How do you know it's following ya?
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Because... I tried
to fucking lose it/
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I fucking ran away, and I hid.
And it was just there...
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...like a creepy winged beast.
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Have you got any enemies?
Me? No.
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No, I'm all peace,
love and happiness, sister.
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The only beef I've got is
with fucking HMRC.
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Fucking HMRC aren't after you,
you daft twat?!
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Look, this is Big Brother.
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This is fucking big.
This is Orwell, this. Give over.
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Listen... just chill the fuck out.
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Get him a Brandy.
Just... Let's rationalise it a bit.
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Feel like I'm in
an episode of Black Mirror.
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A good one, not one of them weird
ones where they try and be funny.
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He's gone mad. How long do they
stay in the air for? Like...
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45 minutes max. I mean, it's only
a small lithium polymer battery.
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God, it's not sexy knowledge.
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Is it?
Well, this polymer lithium battery,
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40 fucking minutes,
wait till the bastard lands.
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And then, you've got your drone
infer-dell, ha'n't ya?
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That, actually, is a very good idea.
Thanks, dude.
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Would you do that for me, brother?
'Course we will.
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We'll all do it, won't we?
Will we? No. No.
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Thank you. I can't do it now.
Cos I've got a lot of shit to do.
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Gotta go and see Dr Chris
and fucking...
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Uh... Just let me know
how you get on.
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See you later, everyone!
Careful out there.
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"Had we but world enough, and time,
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this coyness, lady, were no crime.
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But time is short, so now,
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let us sport us while we may."
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See what he's doing? No.
He's saying to his mistress,
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"Look, we're wasting time here.
Let's get to it, sweetheart."
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Right. Pluck the day, Vinnie
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I get it.
And, in principle, fantastic!
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In reality, we've got shit to do.
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Gotta make dinner, gotta wash up,
gotta take your bins out.
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Sometimes, I just wanna
fucking stay in my shack.
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I just don't wanna see anyone
or sp... or speak to 'em.
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You've gotta find
the joy in the small things.
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But like what, though? Like
anything. Everyday stuff like...
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Look, I've befriended a squirrel.
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Really?! Yeah.
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Mm.This little squirrel,
sweet little thing; he... he...
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...lives outside my window,
and I put a little bit of, uh...
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ciabatta out for him.
Ciabatta? Yeah.
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He shoots straight off his tree,
comes straight down, picks it up...
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And he's looking at me,
with his little, black, beady eyes.
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And he's saying...
..."Thank you, Human Daddy."
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Promise you, Vinnie, some days, that's
the best thing that happens to me all day.
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Oh, fuck off, what's his name?
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He's called Squirrel Nibbles.
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That's so lame, dude.
You just made that up there.
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I didn't.Yeah, you did. I did not!
That's such a shit name for him.
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I love you, Human Daddy.
Super lame, dude.
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He's my furry son.
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Ask him about the squirrel.
Don't tell everyone.
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Groove Is In The Heart ♪
♪ Dig! ♪
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It's a DGI Mini Four.
Excellent picture quality.
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What is it like
being married to an NPC?
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What's MCP?
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Just ignore her.
You can fuck off, NPC.
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I invited you on this bloody task.
What does it mean?
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Non-playable character.
It's not even fucking accurate, OK?
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Because an NPC is devoid of...
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of individuality and... and...
and decision-making.
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Oh, it's lowering. What?
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Ouch! Right, head eastwards.
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What does that mean?
Fucking left or right? Right, right.
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Oh, it's turning back south.
What do you mean, "south"?
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South. What fucking way am I going?
U-turn. What? U-turn.
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You can't U-turn here.
OK, listen, it's heading back n-
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Say fucking north, and I'll fucking
smash your head in. But it is north.
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Where am I going?
OK, fine. Fine. Left.
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Left. West. West.
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-There's the little bollocks.
-Here he is. Got him.
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The little shit. Oh.
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Just some little kid.
I'm gonna photograph him.
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I have never seen him before
in my life.
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We'll just follow him, anyway,
see where he goes.
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He went in there.
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Curtis Plum?
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Oh, my God!
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Who are you? Valerie Vine.
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Have you been drone
stalking me, love?
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Drone stalking?
No, it was him behind ya.
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W-Well, I did...
I did it for you.
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Oh... you'd better come in.
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He's a good lad, honestly.
Don't be cross with him.
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Now, I told him the other night that
I desperately wanted to find ya,
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but I'd heard
you were living off-grid,
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heard you didn't use tech,
uncontactable, since your...
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...Breakdown.
It was an epiphany!
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Right, yeah. Right.Sorry.
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Sorry. You thought the best way
to contact a man
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that had had a breakdown was
to stalk him with a drone?
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It was an epiphany!
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I wanted to gauge his movements.
See if he were back in society.
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Oh, yeah, he's been back for ages.
He's a ratcatcher. Ratcatcher?
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Yeah, you know, like in a zen way.
Not... Not for financial gain.
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Try telling that to HMRC. Mm.
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What do you want him for, anyway?
Well...
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back in the day, Curtis was this...
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Remember Everything Starts
With An E?
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It were this rave night,
warehouses,
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all super illegal and exciting.
Well, Curtis was the main DJ.
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Anyway, me and me husband, Vernon,
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well, we met at this night
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that Curtis and a couple
of the others started.
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We fell in love
to the tunes he played:
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Frankie Knuckles,
Sleezy D, Mister Fingers...
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You making this shit up?
His raves were our life.
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The highs were like...
like nothing we'd ever known.
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It were a wicked time!
It was, Val.
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It was but a... long time ago.
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What's that gotta do with me now?
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It's my Vernon.
He's not well, Curtis.
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Actually, let's...
let's cut the crap. He's dying.
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Stage four.
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They're giving him
two years at the outside...
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Jeez, I'm so sorry to hear that, Val.
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And before he passes,
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I want us
to have one last rave together,
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like it used to be:
some big warehouse,
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all the old tunes playing,
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and YOU up there on the decks...
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taking us to heaven and back.
Listen, Val, I'm, uh...
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very touched... honestly, I am, uh...
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That life, it wasn't...
it weren't good for me.
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Please, Curtis.
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Those nights were, um...
they were everything to us.
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For Vernon.
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One last rave for a dying man.
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Not... Not that picture, this is..
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The times were the times. Mm.
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They can't be recreated...
Yeah, why not?
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Your fucking generation'll
never understand
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cos it was pre-internet;
it was pre-mobile.
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We weren't just partying
for the sake of it,
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we were fucking sticking it up
to the establishment.
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You've gotta remember
the time as well.
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We'd got mass unemployment.
We'd got crime.
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We'd got fucking
BNP marches everywhere.
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And the fucking youth... the youth,
they had nowt, they had nothing.
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Yeah, but how is that
different to now?
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Mm. Yeah.
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Y'know, I was just starting
to get known as a DJ...
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'..when acid house
arrived on the scene,
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and this fucking pill
everyone were calling empathy.'
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Then, they changed the name
to the more appropriate: ecstasy.
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Oh, fuck, that's a good fact, man.
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And it just fucking exploded.
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And you should've seen
the fucking numbers...
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the energy, the unity...
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There was fucking sweat just pouring
down the walls. That's not nice.
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People were just hugging
and dancing.
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It was this fucking togetherness.
The cops fucking hated us.
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They wouldn't let us operate
in any of the clubs in town.
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So we thought
we needed somewhere bigger.
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There where all these derelict mills,
just sat, empty.
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What, so you just broke in
and put on a night?
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We'd make sound systems
that could be dismantled.
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We rigged up lights.
We draped a load of mad images.
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We'd only reveal the venue
at the very last minute.
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They would flock in the thousands.
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There was THOUSANDS of people.
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And the cops? No idea!
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Nowt could compare. Special time
and place that won't return.
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Can you not do it for Val and Vern?
Just make it an event.
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Everything Starts With An E is back!
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That's ace. Eh?
All the old ravers'll love it.
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They just wanna relive the past.
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New ravers'll come. Cos they wanna
experience what it was like.
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And we can, uh... create a bit of buzz
online, maybe keep the venue a secret.
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Ally's right.
The people want this, dude.
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Come on, Curtis.
Gotta give it a go, haven't we?
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Well, I tell you, it's either that,
or you've gotta go and tell Val no.
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And Val'll be very sad.
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Set You Free ♪
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♪ Set you free...
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No. No.
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No. Oh, for...
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No.
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ When we touch each othe-e-e-er
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♪ In a state of ecstasy...
DJ booth up there.
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Drapes down the sides.
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Chill out room there.
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And mad fucking rave in here.
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But there is a problem.
Why, what is it?
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I didn't create this magic on my own.
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And I can't do it again without
me old mate, Matty Ravenscroft.
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Or, as everyone knew him...
the Wizard of E.
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You couldn't have fucking realised
this before now, no?!
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Matty was my maestro.
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I was the orchestra,
creating the soundtrack,
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but he was down there
on the dance floor.
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You know, like a fucking oracle.
He had this... goatee, right,
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and sunglasses, pill box hat,
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Aladdin slippers turned up
at the toes,
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and big, baggy, fucking silk trousers
and a whistle round his neck.
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Sounds like a dickhead.
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And he would blow that whistle
like the pied piper of acid.
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And how do you know were gonna
find him on Hawley Market? I don't.
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But me old mate Kenny Rogers -
don't take the piss.
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These guys don't know
who Kenny Rogers is, do ya?
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We don't know who he is. Kenny Rogers
and Dolly Parton. You know Dolly Parton?
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Yes!
We know who Dolly Parton is.
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My friend Joe went
on the Dolly Parton diet.
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It made Joe lean. Hey! Hey!
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That's alright, Mike. Good one.
Fucking good one.
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Finally!
Anyway, Kenny Rogers, yeah?
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Yeah. Well, anyway,
he's got a stall on the market.
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Uh-huh. He sells old vinyl
and band memorabilia,
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and, you know, proper old school.
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He kept in touch with the gang,
even did a family tree of E.
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So if anyone knows where Matty is...
234
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it's Kenny.
235
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Hey! Curtis Plum...
236
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'fuck my bum'.
Yeah. When did I last see you?
237
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Twenty years, Ken, gotta be.
Twenty years?! Yeah.
238
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Hey, word has it
you had a nervous breakdown.
239
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No, I had an epiphany, brother.
240
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Just wanted to,
y'know, change my life.
241
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Comes to us all, muchacho.Right. Can't keep
that life going forever. Catches up with ya.
242
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:29,818
Now then, old school ravers, how's
it all going, the reunion? Good.
243
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Are these your friends?
I'm Vin. This is the gang.
244
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We're putting on one of these bloody
rave things. Have ya told him?
245
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Yeah. You must be looking
for Matty Ravenscroft?
246
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Correct. Do you know where he is?
247
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Mystery of Matty has become
something of legend.
248
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Some said he'd disappeared
to Thailand, become a Guru.
249
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If you wanna reach him,
he was only accessible by river.
250
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Truth is sadly more tragic.
All the pills sent his mind west.
251
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And he retreated. The word is, for a time,
he was living with his sister, Shit Sue.
252
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He lives with his sister and her
dog? No. His sister's called Shit Sue.
253
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Back then, we knew two Sues:
Good Sue and Shit Sue.
254
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She lives on the Marinduque Estate.
Not sure what number. Oh...
255
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but someone sent me a photo
of her house on WhatsApp.
256
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And trust me, you can't miss it!
Uff!
257
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Well, I thought the toffs
called us the parasite class.
258
00:13:18,141 --> 00:13:20,418
Yeah. They do; the others call
the elite the parasites
259
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cos, y'know, they steal wealth
and power from the proletariat.
260
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Neek. I can fucking hear ya.
261
00:13:24,981 --> 00:13:27,821
Shall we go and see if this fucker
knows where her bloody brother is?
262
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Sue... Curtis... remember me?
263
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Curtis Plum? Very same.
264
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Thought you had a breakdown.
I, uh... And who are these freaks?
265
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Uh... They... They're me friends.
We're looking for Matty.
266
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Oh, are you now? And why would you
be after my Matthew?
267
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Uh... Y'know,
just catch up, old times...
268
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You see that?
269
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They've been spraying again.
270
00:13:54,381 --> 00:13:56,458
Come on.
271
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They release chemicals
from the planes.
272
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It's to manipulate the weather.
Cloud-seeding. Operation Cumulus.
273
00:14:02,621 --> 00:14:05,498
They want us to believe
global warming's a thing.
274
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They want to keep us scared.
275
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:12,218
First, it was terrorism, then COVID.
And now, it's the planet burning up.
276
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And it's all mapped out.
It's amazing.
277
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It's a lot of stuff to map out. You know
everything they tell ya on the news is a lie?
278
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Because all of the secret media organisations
are in the pockets of the government.
279
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And all the governments are in
the pocket of their secret leaders.
280
00:14:24,101 --> 00:14:26,738
And those secret leaders are
secretly injecting themselves
281
00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:30,138
with the blood of young children to
boost their energy, health and vitality.
282
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But ask yourselves this:
283
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what do they do
with the bodies of those children...
284
00:14:35,621 --> 00:14:37,978
once they've soaked
their blood? God!
285
00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:40,018
Is it any wonder
that there are so many kids
286
00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:42,661
going missing in this world?
And nobody is talking about it!
287
00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:45,538
There's biscuits in the tin
if anybody wants any.
288
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Sick.
289
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,618
So, Matty, uh... Sue...
290
00:14:49,701 --> 00:14:52,821
Probably listening in to this,
so we haven't got long.
291
00:14:54,181 --> 00:14:55,858
He was too radical, Curtis,
292
00:14:55,941 --> 00:14:58,378
cos his brain was
like a super computer,
293
00:14:58,461 --> 00:15:00,338
and they didn't want him
starting a revolution.
294
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With the, um... the parasite class?
295
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,458
Yes, exactly. Mm-hm.
296
00:15:04,541 --> 00:15:06,538
We had people
bugging the phones, y'know?
297
00:15:06,621 --> 00:15:10,178
And then, one day, poof.
He disappeared.
298
00:15:10,261 --> 00:15:12,018
Sorry, Susan,
you don't have Jammy Dodgers?
299
00:15:12,101 --> 00:15:15,378
There's some pink wafers in there.
Tell us what happened, love?
300
00:15:15,461 --> 00:15:17,778
The state... grabbed him
301
00:15:17,861 --> 00:15:20,298
and God knows what they've done
to him, the twisted bastards.
302
00:15:20,381 --> 00:15:22,938
They've probably tortured him,
removed his brain,
303
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,578
see if they could harness
some of his genius.
304
00:15:25,661 --> 00:15:27,498
Either that,
or they've probably put him
305
00:15:27,581 --> 00:15:30,898
in one of their secret prisons
for dissidents and radicals.
306
00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:34,538
Right.Right. Yeah.Right.
307
00:15:34,621 --> 00:15:38,018
Pump Up The Volume ♪
308
00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:41,178
♪ That's right, this is gonna be
The greatest record of the year...
309
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So go on, what do you think of that?
You know what?
310
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Maybe she's right, you know?
311
00:15:46,621 --> 00:15:49,338
I mean, Matty was a radical
in his way, y'know?
312
00:15:49,421 --> 00:15:53,258
He did have the power to inspire.
He did make people think differently.
313
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:56,018
Yeah, but he weren't snatched by
the fucking state, though, was he,
314
00:15:56,101 --> 00:15:58,658
and bloody lobotomised?
It's madness. It is.
315
00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:00,901
Psst.
316
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,861
Who does a 'psst'? Psst.
317
00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:08,578
Are you looking for Uncle Matty?
Yeah.
318
00:16:08,661 --> 00:16:10,578
Mam talks a load of crap.
319
00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:12,738
He left
because he couldn't stand her.
320
00:16:12,821 --> 00:16:14,498
This is years back.
321
00:16:14,581 --> 00:16:17,778
He'd met an old crush on Facebook -
Angie Rose -
322
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,978
and then went to go live
with her in Goa.
323
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:23,458
Angie Rose?
Goa, that's in India, innit?
324
00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:25,538
Last I heard.
325
00:16:25,621 --> 00:16:27,578
Right, cheers for that.
326
00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:30,661
Angie Rose, do you know her?
Know her?
327
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,621
Oh, yeah, I know her. WEBVTT
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328
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Angie was my first love.
329
00:16:43,661 --> 00:16:46,258
She was a female bouncer
before it was fashionable.
330
00:16:46,341 --> 00:16:49,061
Strong she was.
She could really throw me around.
331
00:16:49,861 --> 00:16:52,178
She had strong thighs.
332
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,298
When she had me clamped between them,
it was like entering a tunnel of bliss.
333
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,298
Right, we're getting quite close
to the line of too much information.
334
00:16:58,381 --> 00:17:00,858
No, seriously, she was gifted.
335
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:03,578
Soft and sensual, but powerful.
336
00:17:03,661 --> 00:17:05,418
And domineering.
337
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:08,018
And he's crossed it.
Angie Rose, was it?
338
00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:11,738
She took some cash off a gangster,
so she'd turn a blind eye to his boys
339
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,578
selling drugs in the club
where she worked.
340
00:17:13,661 --> 00:17:16,658
A few weeks later,
another gang comes in,
341
00:17:16,741 --> 00:17:19,178
asking the same thing,
but she tells them the score.
342
00:17:19,261 --> 00:17:21,818
And they leave,
extremely displeased.
343
00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:24,338
Why, what happened?
Well, it was just a normal Friday.
344
00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:25,778
Angie had been at the gym.
345
00:17:25,861 --> 00:17:28,138
She come and picked me up
so we could drive home.
346
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:32,538
Getting out of the car, and suddenly,
we hear the screech of tyres.
347
00:17:32,621 --> 00:17:35,378
And there's a Ford Escort comes
sharking towards us.
348
00:17:35,461 --> 00:17:38,058
And then, I see a gun
coming out the window.
349
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,538
Angie's like,
'We need to make a run for it.
350
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:42,978
They're gonna come back for us!'
351
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,101
Then, I heard it...
352
00:17:46,981 --> 00:17:49,778
W-Was she OK? Mm.
353
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,978
She got hit in the leg.
354
00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:54,378
Hospital saved her, just.
355
00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:57,978
Well, thank God for that. It was
the start of the end, then, you know?
356
00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:02,701
This beautiful utopia had been
turned into guns and gangs.
357
00:18:05,261 --> 00:18:08,378
You know what? This...
This is not gonna work out, all this.
358
00:18:08,461 --> 00:18:10,498
What?
359
00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:12,778
I'm gonna bell up that Val,
and I'm gonna tell her.
360
00:18:12,861 --> 00:18:15,818
I'm gonna tell her to find someone
else. But Curtis, I think I've found her.
361
00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:18,338
Looks like she got married
last year. Look. Let's see.
362
00:18:18,421 --> 00:18:21,778
This is Angie, right?
So beautiful.
363
00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:24,338
Hang on, that's not Matty,
the groom.
364
00:18:24,421 --> 00:18:27,098
Well, who's that then?
I have no idea.
365
00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:29,378
Oh, my God!
366
00:18:29,461 --> 00:18:30,978
Ha.
367
00:18:31,061 --> 00:18:34,701
The priest!
The priest is Matty Ravenscroft.
368
00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:39,138
Ah.Thank you.
369
00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:42,381
Zorba The Greek ♪
370
00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:47,538
Can I help you?
371
00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:49,418
I very much hope so.
372
00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:52,578
I am looking for a particular cheese.
373
00:18:52,661 --> 00:18:54,781
Well, you've come
to the right place.
374
00:18:55,621 --> 00:18:58,138
Do you happen to have a Pant-Ys-Gawn?
375
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:01,738
Uh... I'm afraid not, no. Shame.
376
00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:03,861
What about a Timberdoodle?
377
00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:07,178
Uh... No. Ticklemore?
378
00:19:07,261 --> 00:19:10,178
No. No, sorry...
379
00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:13,058
Dirt Lover? Nope.
380
00:19:13,141 --> 00:19:14,778
How about a Stinking Bishop?
381
00:19:14,861 --> 00:19:17,458
THAT... I think
we do have, actually.
382
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,898
Just wait there,
I'll go and check.Marvellous.
383
00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:22,258
Take your time, sweetheart.
384
00:19:22,341 --> 00:19:25,301
It's for a very special friend.
385
00:19:26,821 --> 00:19:29,341
A big cheese, you might say.
386
00:19:32,741 --> 00:19:35,138
Honestly,
you're such a fucking idiot.
387
00:19:35,221 --> 00:19:37,778
Why didn't you lock the van?
I did. You didn't fucking lock it!
388
00:19:37,861 --> 00:19:41,338
Oh, fuck off. If you hadn't got drunk with
fucking Ashley in the first place. Fuck off.
389
00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:44,618
You making that sound
like an accusation, that is wild.
390
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:46,338
All our shit was in there, Fay!
391
00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:48,698
Ally, your negativity is really
bowling me out right now.
392
00:19:48,781 --> 00:19:50,738
Oh, fuck off.
You're being ridiculous, fuck off.
393
00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:53,938
Oh, fucking perfect!
394
00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:56,578
Just when you think
the day couldn't get any worse.
395
00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:59,618
Is there something wrong?
Yes, something's fucking wrong!
396
00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:02,698
Perceptive as ever.
You the new girlfriend, then?
397
00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:05,938
Yeah.
398
00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:08,181
Hm. Lesbians.
399
00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:12,181
Yeah. Hm.
400
00:20:13,141 --> 00:20:15,701
What?
No, it... it's just that...
401
00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:19,018
...I don't get it with lesbians.
I mean...
402
00:20:19,101 --> 00:20:21,298
it's like vegetarians, innit, y'know?
403
00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:22,978
Saying that they don't want meat,
404
00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:26,658
and then, stuffing fucking
mung bean Moussaka or...
405
00:20:26,741 --> 00:20:30,298
or... or fucking
beetroot bangers into themselves.
406
00:20:30,381 --> 00:20:34,218
And all they should be doing is
noshing down on some proper meat.
407
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,778
What the fuck you on about?
408
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:38,178
It's strap-ons.
A bit of a contradiction, isn't it?
409
00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,658
Oh, my God, what is wrong with you?
Is this your dad?
410
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,698
Yeah, I don't mind. I mean...
411
00:20:42,781 --> 00:20:45,498
the sight of, uh...
two women getting it on together-
412
00:20:45,581 --> 00:20:48,538
Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God!
..Is a... it's a beautiful thing.
413
00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:52,218
Hey, not me own daughter. Oh, no,
no, can't think about that. No.
414
00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:54,658
OTHER women. But not the butch ones.
415
00:20:54,741 --> 00:20:57,938
Just nice ladies.
Will you shut the fuck up?
416
00:20:58,021 --> 00:21:00,378
What the fuck are we gonna do, Fay?!
We're fucking homeless!
417
00:21:00,461 --> 00:21:02,858
I don't fucking know! Any bright
ideas to bring to the table?
418
00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:04,818
What do you mean you're homeless?
419
00:21:04,901 --> 00:21:07,698
Our fucking van has been nicked.
Everything's gone. Fuck!
420
00:21:07,781 --> 00:21:11,218
Well... come and stay at mine.
421
00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:13,258
Uh... Yours?
422
00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:15,378
What, at the farm?
423
00:21:15,461 --> 00:21:17,738
Y'know,
until you get yourselves sorted.
424
00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:20,858
You can show your intended
where you grew up.
425
00:21:20,941 --> 00:21:22,818
It'll be nice.
426
00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:26,621
I'd Rather Go Blind ♪
427
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,938
Right, here we are.
428
00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:42,098
♪ Something told me...
429
00:21:42,181 --> 00:21:45,541
♪ It was o-o-o-over...
430
00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:48,898
Same old shithole then.
431
00:21:48,981 --> 00:21:52,698
♪ When I saw you and her talking...
432
00:21:52,781 --> 00:21:54,781
'Ey...
433
00:21:56,661 --> 00:21:58,818
...this used to be her bedroom.
434
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,978
Still got some
of her old schoolbooks in there.
435
00:22:01,061 --> 00:22:02,978
She was smart...
436
00:22:03,061 --> 00:22:06,138
before she got involved
with toe rags and no marks.
437
00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:08,898
No offence.
Yeah, no. None taken.
438
00:22:08,981 --> 00:22:12,138
Right, well, you know
where everything is,
439
00:22:12,221 --> 00:22:16,261
more or less, so, uh...
make yourselves at home.
440
00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:21,658
Oh, and if you're gonna have
any rumpy-pumpy,
441
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,818
keep the noise down.
442
00:22:23,901 --> 00:22:26,298
Hey, same goes with me,
if I bring back a lady friend.
443
00:22:26,381 --> 00:22:29,658
Lady friend?
Yeah, or fucking porn, or whatever.
444
00:22:29,741 --> 00:22:32,141
You know what I'm saying. God.
445
00:22:33,141 --> 00:22:35,901
Fuck me.
446
00:22:38,221 --> 00:22:40,741
Fucking hell.
447
00:22:41,781 --> 00:22:45,021
I hated this place.
448
00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:48,978
It's that smell.
It just brings it back, y'know?
449
00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:50,981
And my mum...
450
00:22:51,821 --> 00:22:56,221
...she had this, like,
sadness hanging over her.
451
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:01,381
Yeah, probably cos
she was married to him.
452
00:23:02,421 --> 00:23:04,421
Yeah, probably.
453
00:23:09,461 --> 00:23:12,058
Look, it's just
for a few days, alright?
454
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,901
Until we find somewhere else.
455
00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:18,898
It does smell weird in here.
Yeah, I know.
456
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:20,978
It smells really bad.
457
00:23:21,061 --> 00:23:24,098
-Everything Starts With An E.
-Despite being posted anonymously,
458
00:23:24,181 --> 00:23:26,498
we've managed to trace
the original IP address.
459
00:23:26,581 --> 00:23:29,501
You might be surprised
who it belongs to.
460
00:23:30,941 --> 00:23:33,258
Hm.
461
00:23:33,341 --> 00:23:36,378
What my daughter does
is her business.
462
00:23:36,461 --> 00:23:40,098
And even if I knew anything
about her activities,
463
00:23:40,181 --> 00:23:42,938
or where she's living, which I DON'T,
464
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:46,138
I wouldn't fucking tell
you two cunts.
465
00:23:46,221 --> 00:23:49,218
You must be proud of
how she's turned out, your Alison...
466
00:23:49,301 --> 00:23:52,338
hanging around with scum
like Vinnie O'Neill,
467
00:23:52,421 --> 00:23:55,738
getting involved with illegal
activities. No, I'm not happy.
468
00:23:55,821 --> 00:23:58,258
But there's one way
it could have been worse.
469
00:23:58,341 --> 00:24:02,261
She could have been
a fucking piggy. Oink, oink.
470
00:24:03,061 --> 00:24:05,581
Now, fuck off!
471
00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:10,738
I'm hearing on the grapevine
472
00:24:10,821 --> 00:24:13,978
that you had a little visit
from Curtis Plum, who,
473
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:16,098
for reasons best known to himself,
474
00:24:16,181 --> 00:24:19,138
has been hanging out
with these two losers.
475
00:24:19,221 --> 00:24:21,541
Who's told you that?
476
00:24:25,221 --> 00:24:28,258
Oops.
477
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,861
It was only Tiffany's Greatest Hits;
it deserves snapping.
478
00:24:33,981 --> 00:24:37,098
Oh, hello, what's this section,
Kenny? Rare and Collectible.
479
00:24:37,181 --> 00:24:41,098
What about...
Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon?
480
00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:43,218
On pink vinyl.
481
00:24:43,301 --> 00:24:46,578
Breaking that'd be a crime.
I'm hearing noises...
482
00:24:46,661 --> 00:24:48,658
about an illegal rave, Ken...
483
00:24:48,741 --> 00:24:52,738
possibly Vincent O'Neill and his
gang of scroaty friends involved.
484
00:24:52,821 --> 00:24:54,941
I'm not a grass, Mr Slater.
485
00:25:12,501 --> 00:25:15,098
Oh, fuck me dick hole. Fine.
486
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,938
I'll tell you what I fucking know.
487
00:25:18,021 --> 00:25:20,098
So I did
a facial recognition search,
488
00:25:20,181 --> 00:25:22,938
and... bingo.
489
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:26,458
Let's have a look. Look at that bloody
moustache. What's his name there?
490
00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:30,178
He's changed it to...
Reverend Raabta?
491
00:25:30,261 --> 00:25:32,738
He's at a church 40 miles away.
492
00:25:32,821 --> 00:25:35,178
Are you sure that's him, dude?
Definitely him.
493
00:25:35,261 --> 00:25:37,738
Yeah, but he doesn't look
like a fucking E wizard-It's him!
494
00:25:37,821 --> 00:25:40,978
Oh, Matty Ravenscroft, a priest.
495
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:44,218
Fucking mind blowing.
Uff! I need a drink.
496
00:25:44,301 --> 00:25:47,698
Come on Vin, for Val and Vern,
we gotta make it happen. I know.
497
00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:50,298
We've just gotta keep bloody
preparations up, don't we?
498
00:25:50,381 --> 00:25:52,338
Fucking lights, a generator.
499
00:25:52,421 --> 00:25:55,178
You know who gonna have that kind
of shit. Fucking Chinese Dan.Oh.
500
00:25:55,261 --> 00:25:57,658
I'm not going seeing
that Chinese cunt, not for a minute.
501
00:25:57,741 --> 00:25:59,698
No. You can't say that.
Wait 'till you see him.
502
00:25:59,781 --> 00:26:02,418
Hey, I'll tell you summat else,
you can take this fucker with ya.
503
00:26:02,501 --> 00:26:05,338
Always gets lippy on the price,
he'll screw us over. Fuck that.
504
00:26:05,421 --> 00:26:07,058
I'm not going with that fucking NPC.
505
00:26:07,141 --> 00:26:09,298
No fucking-NPC? Yeah.
506
00:26:09,381 --> 00:26:12,738
Would an NPC do that?
You fucking zoomer.
507
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,541
Ooh, stinger.
508
00:26:26,621 --> 00:26:29,858
Yes? It's us.
We're here to see Chinese Dan.
509
00:26:29,941 --> 00:26:32,938
Who's "us"?
The people that you can see.
510
00:26:33,021 --> 00:26:35,418
I know you.
But we've tightened security,
511
00:26:35,501 --> 00:26:37,618
so I'm gonna need names.
Tightened security?
512
00:26:37,701 --> 00:26:40,101
On your warehouse
that sells knock off gear? Don.
513
00:26:40,941 --> 00:26:42,858
Don Key. Mick.
514
00:26:42,941 --> 00:26:44,941
That wasn't hard, was it?
515
00:26:51,301 --> 00:26:52,978
Don Key? Yeah.
516
00:26:53,061 --> 00:26:54,781
Fine.
517
00:26:57,541 --> 00:27:00,418
Calvin says that you're in the
market for a large generator.Yeah.
518
00:27:00,501 --> 00:27:03,418
Biggest you can lay your hands on.
Oh, I can get my hands on a big one.
519
00:27:03,501 --> 00:27:05,458
Now, why would you be
wanting one of them?
520
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,338
What business is that of yours?
I'll tell you
521
00:27:07,421 --> 00:27:10,218
what business it is of mine, person
I've never met before in my life,
522
00:27:10,301 --> 00:27:14,138
I don't let my stock leave here and
be used for criminal enterprises.
523
00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:17,658
Look, it's for a huge rave night.Yeah.
For a couple that fell in love raving,
524
00:27:17,741 --> 00:27:19,778
and... and the bloke's dying.
525
00:27:19,861 --> 00:27:21,898
Oh, so it's like
a love request, like.
526
00:27:21,981 --> 00:27:24,418
Y'know, you should have said.
I used to be a raver.
527
00:27:24,501 --> 00:27:26,581
What? When?
528
00:27:29,101 --> 00:27:31,898
♪ Techno, techno, techno
Give it to me now
529
00:27:31,981 --> 00:27:34,658
♪ Techno, techno, techno
Pump it, pump it, pump it
530
00:27:34,741 --> 00:27:37,658
♪ Techno, techno, techno
Pump me up, pump me up
531
00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:39,661
♪ Techno, techno...
532
00:27:42,021 --> 00:27:43,821
♪ Bumbaclot ♪
533
00:27:44,901 --> 00:27:46,858
Good God.
534
00:27:46,941 --> 00:27:50,258
Uh... Yeah, so we need a generator,
and some lights, and, uh...
535
00:27:50,341 --> 00:27:51,978
how much do you want
for them speakers?
536
00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:55,898
Hey, they're good speakers, them.
Shall we say three grand all in?
537
00:27:55,981 --> 00:27:58,178
Three grand. You can fuck off.
Alright two-five,
538
00:27:58,261 --> 00:28:01,138
but that's me going out on a limb.
Grand. Final offer.
539
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:03,778
Grand? Yeah.
540
00:28:03,861 --> 00:28:06,258
Why don't you take this shirt, too?
541
00:28:06,341 --> 00:28:09,298
Take it off me back.
Go on, you might as well have it.
542
00:28:09,381 --> 00:28:12,098
That's what you want. And I'll tell
you what else you can have as well.
543
00:28:12,181 --> 00:28:14,898
Why won't you have this lovely vest?
Fucking hell. Just leave it on.
544
00:28:14,981 --> 00:28:17,898
Go on. That's what you're asking
for: everything I've got.
545
00:28:17,981 --> 00:28:21,138
Just pay him. His fucking belly button's
about to swallow me. Right, listen.
546
00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:25,058
Generator, them lights over there,
speakers. Two grand, alright?
547
00:28:25,141 --> 00:28:29,138
Two grand? Why don't you just
take my fucking trousers...
548
00:28:29,221 --> 00:28:31,258
Just pay him, JJ!
..from my legs?
549
00:28:31,341 --> 00:28:33,658
Make him stop! Make him stop!
Just fucking pay him, JJ!
550
00:28:33,741 --> 00:28:35,861
Sexy Boy ♪
551
00:28:37,261 --> 00:28:40,421
♪ Sexy boy... ♪
552
00:28:45,781 --> 00:28:47,778
Hello, gorgeous.
553
00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:50,578
Hm... can you smell that?
554
00:28:50,661 --> 00:28:53,498
That is a Dorset Blue Vinny.
555
00:28:53,581 --> 00:28:58,098
Oh, it's a hard,
crumbly cheese with blue veins.
556
00:28:58,181 --> 00:28:59,978
Which I thought was
quite appropriate,
557
00:29:00,061 --> 00:29:03,218
given our mutual friend, Vincent. Hm?
558
00:29:03,301 --> 00:29:05,098
Now, you listen here, Joey.
559
00:29:05,181 --> 00:29:06,898
If you don't you play ball,
560
00:29:06,981 --> 00:29:09,578
it could be the last smell
that you ever smell.
561
00:29:09,661 --> 00:29:12,381
No, ah, ah, ah.
562
00:29:13,381 --> 00:29:16,218
I do not take death threats lightly.
563
00:29:16,301 --> 00:29:19,658
Nor do I like suspicious
summonings to car parks.
564
00:29:19,741 --> 00:29:22,298
So here's my offer to you, right?
565
00:29:22,381 --> 00:29:26,941
You either work with me,
or you work against me. Capiche!
566
00:29:29,861 --> 00:29:32,258
You little fuck!
567
00:29:32,341 --> 00:29:35,901
Bent me... fucking nose!
568
00:29:37,981 --> 00:29:40,658
That's it,
you run, run, run, little Davey,
569
00:29:40,741 --> 00:29:42,898
to whatever hovel you came from.
570
00:29:42,981 --> 00:29:45,898
Cos when I find you,
I'm gonna turn you,
571
00:29:45,981 --> 00:29:48,138
and everything you treasure,
572
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:51,421
into FUCKING FONDUE-UE-UE-UE! WEBVTT
X-TIMESTAMP-MAP=LOCAL:00:00:00.000, MPEGTS:0
573
00:29:51,709 --> 00:29:53,378
into FUCKING FONDUE-UE-UE-UE!
574
00:29:53,461 --> 00:29:55,741
In The Grace Of Your Love ♪
575
00:30:10,581 --> 00:30:13,621
♪ In the grace of your love
576
00:30:15,301 --> 00:30:18,021
♪ You don't turn me away
577
00:30:20,021 --> 00:30:22,741
♪ In the grace of your love...
578
00:30:24,501 --> 00:30:27,181
Did you hear any of that?
No, brother.
579
00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:32,061
Good.
♪ In the grace of your love
580
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:37,098
♪ Every day, when I wake up...
581
00:30:37,181 --> 00:30:39,861
Forgive me father,
for I have sinned.
582
00:30:41,261 --> 00:30:43,261
I've taken a lot of drugs.
583
00:30:44,101 --> 00:30:46,101
I've had sex with a lot of women.
584
00:30:46,901 --> 00:30:48,901
And I've not always been faithful.
585
00:30:50,741 --> 00:30:53,138
And I've encouraged people...
586
00:30:53,221 --> 00:30:56,821
down a path of hedonism
and debauchery.
587
00:30:59,221 --> 00:31:01,338
But I did it all...
588
00:31:01,421 --> 00:31:05,221
with the best human being
I have ever known.
589
00:31:06,261 --> 00:31:07,901
Curtis?
590
00:31:14,621 --> 00:31:18,301
Curtis Plum?
Matthew Ravenscroft.
591
00:31:19,141 --> 00:31:21,221
Oh, my God.
592
00:31:22,061 --> 00:31:23,781
Song Of Life ♪
593
00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:32,061
State of ya.
594
00:31:33,861 --> 00:31:35,818
What happened to the Wizard?
595
00:31:35,901 --> 00:31:38,861
Me and Angie were good together
for a while in Goa.
596
00:31:40,501 --> 00:31:42,418
We'd travelled a bit, but...
597
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:45,338
we tried to keep up with the
alternative lifestyle, you know?
598
00:31:45,421 --> 00:31:47,658
Plenty of skunk, plenty of uppers...
599
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:50,058
downers, you name it.
600
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,138
But we weren't getting any younger,
601
00:31:52,221 --> 00:31:53,898
and the people
we were partying with,
602
00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:56,298
they ended up looking like
our children.
603
00:31:56,381 --> 00:31:58,178
Y'know...
604
00:31:58,261 --> 00:32:00,821
things move on
without you realising.Mm.
605
00:32:02,341 --> 00:32:06,618
Eventually, me and Angie,
we broke up.
606
00:32:06,701 --> 00:32:09,978
It wasn't acrimonious.
It had just run its course, but...
607
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:12,741
I-I-I was in a terrible place.
608
00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:16,101
Bad comedown.
609
00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:18,901
Paranoid.
610
00:32:19,781 --> 00:32:23,461
A-And I... I'm sat at the side
of this dusty road...
611
00:32:24,821 --> 00:32:26,538
...and this car pulls opposite,
612
00:32:26,621 --> 00:32:30,098
stops outside this crappy store
to get some drinks.
613
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:32,181
The window's open...
614
00:32:33,261 --> 00:32:36,898
...and I hear this song;
it's Save A Prayer by Duran Duran.
615
00:32:36,981 --> 00:32:39,338
Save A Prayer ♪ Save A Prayer?
616
00:32:39,421 --> 00:32:42,098
Yeah. And it got me
thinking about me dad
617
00:32:42,181 --> 00:32:45,458
and how religious he was,
and how I pushed all that aside.
618
00:32:45,541 --> 00:32:48,581
And then... like a rush...
619
00:32:50,661 --> 00:32:53,781
...like a kind of, um...
Epiphany?
620
00:32:54,621 --> 00:32:56,578
Exactly.
621
00:32:56,661 --> 00:32:59,221
Yeah... It hit me.
622
00:33:01,341 --> 00:33:05,298
In that moment, I knew
I had to give myself to God.Wow.
623
00:33:05,381 --> 00:33:09,341
And first word I saw
after thinking this was "Raabta"...
624
00:33:10,181 --> 00:33:12,538
...which means "soulful."
625
00:33:12,621 --> 00:33:14,901
That's why I changed me name.
626
00:33:15,821 --> 00:33:18,778
Mate, you...
you had 'rave' in your surname.
627
00:33:18,861 --> 00:33:21,378
Listen, there's this couple,
628
00:33:21,461 --> 00:33:23,461
Val and Vernon, and, uh...
629
00:33:24,341 --> 00:33:26,538
...Vernon's dying.
630
00:33:26,621 --> 00:33:29,658
And they fell in love
because of us back in the day,
631
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:32,978
so I've agreed
to put one last rave on for 'em.
632
00:33:33,061 --> 00:33:34,901
I want you by me side.
633
00:33:35,741 --> 00:33:37,378
I'm not the Wizard anymore, Curtis.
634
00:33:37,461 --> 00:33:40,821
You are. Yes, you are
because it's inside ya.
635
00:33:42,341 --> 00:33:44,341
What we did weren't so different.
636
00:33:45,581 --> 00:33:48,218
It was spiritual.
We lifted 'em up. We showed 'em God.
637
00:33:48,301 --> 00:33:52,018
It was all chemicals. It faded.
638
00:33:52,101 --> 00:33:55,141
Jesus turned water
into wine, brother.
639
00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:59,578
Just cos you're altered, it doesn't
mean them feelings aren't real.
640
00:33:59,661 --> 00:34:01,738
People fell in love.
641
00:34:01,821 --> 00:34:04,218
They saw a different way
of being, and...
642
00:34:04,301 --> 00:34:06,301
maybe that stayed with 'em.
643
00:34:07,261 --> 00:34:10,261
Anthem ♪
644
00:34:17,301 --> 00:34:19,578
Everyone...
645
00:34:19,661 --> 00:34:22,461
I want you put
your motherfucking hands together.
646
00:34:24,701 --> 00:34:28,461
And let me introduce you to a very,
very special friend of mine.
647
00:34:30,141 --> 00:34:34,858
Please welcome the Wizard of E.
648
00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:37,101
You Should Be... ♪
649
00:34:47,221 --> 00:34:50,418
♪ Dancing, dancing
650
00:34:50,501 --> 00:34:52,141
♪ Dancing
651
00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:54,578
♪ Dancing
652
00:34:54,661 --> 00:34:57,938
♪ Dancing-ancing, dancing...
653
00:34:58,021 --> 00:35:01,978
♪ Dan-Dan-Dan-Dancing
D-D-D-D-Dancing
654
00:35:02,061 --> 00:35:04,901
♪ Dancing, yeah
655
00:35:05,101 --> 00:35:07,941
♪ Dancing, yeah
656
00:35:09,301 --> 00:35:11,458
♪ Dancing ♪
657
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:14,658
Nobody move.
Stop what you're doing!
658
00:35:14,741 --> 00:35:17,538
This is a raid.
Stay exactly where you are.
659
00:35:17,621 --> 00:35:20,498
The fuck do you lot want?
You're fucking ruining it.
660
00:35:20,581 --> 00:35:23,458
This is illegal entry,
and I have it on good authority
661
00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:26,098
that there's
an unlicensed event taking place
662
00:35:26,181 --> 00:35:28,378
at this venue this very evening.
663
00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:30,458
And where've you heard that?
Kenny Rogers told me.
664
00:35:30,541 --> 00:35:32,858
Fucking Kenny Rogers.
Wait till I see him.
665
00:35:32,941 --> 00:35:35,778
Seize the gear, team.
Secure the building.
666
00:35:35,861 --> 00:35:37,658
There'll be no rave happening here.
667
00:35:37,741 --> 00:35:40,581
OFFICERS: Yeah, check it, will ya?
All clear in here, Sarge.
668
00:35:43,901 --> 00:35:46,858
-Cunt.
-Keep going. Right you are.
669
00:35:46,941 --> 00:35:49,338
Nice shoes. Hey, uh...
670
00:35:49,421 --> 00:35:51,661
wait until your bishop
hears about this.
671
00:35:54,021 --> 00:35:56,018
I shall pray for you.
672
00:35:56,101 --> 00:35:59,381
Mm. Alright, Ali Bongo.
Off you fuck to your pantomime.
673
00:36:02,501 --> 00:36:05,341
Only You ♪
674
00:36:07,141 --> 00:36:09,378
♪ Looking from a window above
675
00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:12,141
♪ It's like a story of love
676
00:36:12,981 --> 00:36:15,738
♪ Can you hear me?
677
00:36:15,821 --> 00:36:18,618
♪ Came back only yesterday
678
00:36:18,701 --> 00:36:20,941
♪ I'm moving farther away...
679
00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:29,381
♪ All I needed was the love you gave
680
00:36:30,301 --> 00:36:33,618
♪ All I needed for another day...
I'm going!
681
00:36:33,701 --> 00:36:36,701
♪ And all I ever knew... No, no!
682
00:36:37,981 --> 00:36:40,421
♪ Only you
683
00:36:43,061 --> 00:36:45,258
♪ Sometimes, when I think of her name
684
00:36:45,341 --> 00:36:47,861
♪ When it's only a game
685
00:36:49,581 --> 00:36:51,978
♪ And I need you
686
00:36:52,061 --> 00:36:54,778
♪ Listen to the words that you say
687
00:36:54,861 --> 00:36:56,781
♪ It's getting harder to stay
688
00:36:57,981 --> 00:37:01,218
♪ When I see you
689
00:37:01,301 --> 00:37:05,501
♪ All I needed was the love you gave
690
00:37:06,421 --> 00:37:09,218
♪ All I needed for another day
691
00:37:09,301 --> 00:37:12,618
♪ And all I ever knew... ♪
692
00:37:12,701 --> 00:37:16,101
Wake up! Wake the fuck up!
693
00:37:16,861 --> 00:37:20,298
All I wanted was a fucking good dad,
694
00:37:20,381 --> 00:37:24,298
happy parents and a happy family;
is that too much to ask?!
695
00:37:24,381 --> 00:37:27,941
Fucking... selfish...
pointless old cunt!
696
00:37:32,901 --> 00:37:34,701
What the fuck...
697
00:37:42,181 --> 00:37:44,381
Alison... No.
698
00:37:46,301 --> 00:37:48,458
You think you know everything...
699
00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:52,861
because you're a grown woman.
Fuck off.
700
00:37:53,861 --> 00:37:57,101
Your mother... she had anxiety.
701
00:37:58,301 --> 00:38:01,978
Crippling anxiety, and paranoia.
702
00:38:02,061 --> 00:38:04,698
Could barely get through
the fucking day.
703
00:38:04,781 --> 00:38:07,781
You were little.
You didn't understand.
704
00:38:09,261 --> 00:38:12,178
So, yeah, I drank.
705
00:38:12,261 --> 00:38:15,901
And, yeah,
I flirted with other woman...
706
00:38:16,861 --> 00:38:20,301
...because...
fucking being out there...
707
00:38:21,181 --> 00:38:24,138
...was fucking better
than being in here with her.
708
00:38:24,221 --> 00:38:26,778
You had two kids.
Didn't WE make you happy?
709
00:38:26,861 --> 00:38:30,298
'Course you did.
You know, I don't remember ONCE
710
00:38:30,381 --> 00:38:33,018
you fucking reading me
a bedtime story,
711
00:38:33,101 --> 00:38:35,458
not ONCE you picking me up
from school.
712
00:38:35,541 --> 00:38:39,538
I don't have ONE SINGLE memory
of you showing me that you loved me
713
00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:42,498
and that you wanted me
and that you cared for me,
714
00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:45,538
like a father should do
to his fucking daughter.
715
00:38:45,621 --> 00:38:47,378
That's not true.
716
00:38:47,461 --> 00:38:49,781
I've always been proud of you.
717
00:38:51,421 --> 00:38:54,138
I used to tell people down the pub
718
00:38:54,221 --> 00:38:56,138
how clever you were.
719
00:38:56,221 --> 00:38:58,741
Used to fucking have you
on the tractor...
720
00:39:00,341 --> 00:39:03,978
...sat on my knee, and you...
and you'd be giggling.
721
00:39:04,061 --> 00:39:07,378
But you've forgotten that
because SHE poisoned you against me.
722
00:39:07,461 --> 00:39:09,498
That's a load of fucking crap.
It's BULLSHIT.
723
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:12,338
And do you know how I know that?
Because I fucking wrote it down!
724
00:39:12,421 --> 00:39:15,058
I used to write stories.
I know you did.
725
00:39:15,141 --> 00:39:19,018
And there's one up there -
The fucking Lonely Lion -
726
00:39:19,101 --> 00:39:21,661
in that fucking dusty,
old fucking bedroom.
727
00:39:22,741 --> 00:39:25,618
And I got a fucking A star!
An A star on it!
728
00:39:25,701 --> 00:39:29,298
Do you know why it was so good?
Because the lonely lion -
729
00:39:29,381 --> 00:39:32,538
who was fucking tougher than
anyone else in the fucking jungle
730
00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:36,298
but broken inside -
it was about ME, wasn't it?!
731
00:39:36,381 --> 00:39:39,181
I wrote it about fucking ME.
732
00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:44,498
I'm sorry.
733
00:39:44,581 --> 00:39:46,541
Really sorry.
734
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,218
I know I've never been
any good at this.
735
00:39:50,301 --> 00:39:53,658
Go inside.Alison...
No, I'm serious. Just fuck off.
736
00:39:53,741 --> 00:39:56,741
You're too old for this shit.
You'll catch your death.
737
00:39:58,661 --> 00:40:00,661
Ally?!
738
00:40:02,821 --> 00:40:06,258
-Fools Gold ♪
-Fucked is what we are!
739
00:40:06,341 --> 00:40:10,058
We've got no lights. We've got no bloody
generator. We've got no fucking decks. Gone!
740
00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:13,338
This is fucking Carl Slater, this,
to a shagging tee. Fuck me.
741
00:40:13,421 --> 00:40:16,498
Are we sure that he shags dogs?
Fucking Poodles is what he bums.
742
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,941
Why would you choose poodles?
743
00:40:21,781 --> 00:40:24,738
No, no. No, no,
I wouldn't bum any dog.
744
00:40:24,821 --> 00:40:27,378
But if I did, it certainly
wouldn't be a fucking poodle.
745
00:40:27,461 --> 00:40:30,698
They don't even have nice faces.
God, dude. Oh, my God!
746
00:40:30,781 --> 00:40:32,858
Which dog would you choose, then?
747
00:40:32,941 --> 00:40:34,498
I wouldn't bum any dog.
No, if you had to.
748
00:40:34,581 --> 00:40:36,698
I wouldn't bum any dog.
No, if you HAD to.
749
00:40:36,781 --> 00:40:38,418
Red setter.
750
00:40:38,501 --> 00:40:40,418
Straight in with Red Setter.
Sicko.
751
00:40:40,501 --> 00:40:42,858
Right, who's telling Val and Vernon,
then?
752
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,218
We can't tell a dying man
we've fucked up his love request.
753
00:40:45,301 --> 00:40:47,781
It's terrible.
You won't have to.
754
00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:51,618
Carl Slater might have
the law on his side,
755
00:40:51,701 --> 00:40:54,021
but I have a much bigger man
in my corner.
756
00:40:54,861 --> 00:40:59,058
'Those who stand firm
during testing are blessed'.
757
00:40:59,141 --> 00:41:02,098
Cops used to try and thwart us
all the time back in the '80s.
758
00:41:02,181 --> 00:41:04,181
And when they did...
759
00:41:05,221 --> 00:41:08,618
...we had to find another way.
Yeah.
760
00:41:08,701 --> 00:41:10,658
I know a venue.
761
00:41:10,741 --> 00:41:12,458
The rest is down to you guys.
762
00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:15,658
Amen! Hallelujah. The Wizard!
763
00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:18,378
-No Clause 28 ♪
-The aim of this government
764
00:41:18,461 --> 00:41:21,898
is to make everyone
as miserable as possible.
765
00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:24,938
♪ How deep is your love? How deep?
766
00:41:25,021 --> 00:41:27,621
♪ How deep is your love?
767
00:41:29,301 --> 00:41:31,741
♪ How deep is your love?
768
00:41:33,541 --> 00:41:36,501
♪ How deep is your love?
769
00:41:37,861 --> 00:41:40,421
♪ How deep is your love, yeah?
770
00:41:42,661 --> 00:41:44,421
You fucked us in the arse, Kenny.
771
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,541
And not in a good way.
772
00:41:49,101 --> 00:41:52,458
Right, go on,
what's the crack, then?
773
00:41:52,541 --> 00:41:54,498
People are coming
in big number.Fuck.
774
00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:57,458
They're heading in the direction
they've been told. Any police?
775
00:41:57,541 --> 00:42:01,021
Not yet. Oh, my God, dude,
that's fucking sick! Come on!
776
00:42:02,341 --> 00:42:05,178
Infinity ♪
777
00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,418
Hey, how's it going?
'Yeah, good. You alright?'
778
00:42:07,501 --> 00:42:09,578
Venue looks sick.
779
00:42:09,661 --> 00:42:12,258
I think it's almost ready.
You can release the location.
780
00:42:12,341 --> 00:42:14,541
Are you sure?
'Yeah, hundred percent.'
781
00:42:49,661 --> 00:42:52,898
Ooh, come 'ed.
782
00:42:52,981 --> 00:42:55,378
Buzzing man.
783
00:42:55,461 --> 00:42:58,061
Chime ♪
784
00:43:21,581 --> 00:43:24,378
'Hello?'Sorry
to interrupt your home time, sir,
785
00:43:24,461 --> 00:43:27,858
but... have you seen the email
I sent ya?'Email? What email?'
786
00:43:27,941 --> 00:43:31,818
'Kenny Rogers has
sent us intel. The rave's back on.'
787
00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:34,141
Fuck.
788
00:43:35,701 --> 00:43:37,218
Fucking...
Are you in the bath, sir?
789
00:43:37,301 --> 00:43:39,498
Assemble a fucking team!
790
00:43:39,581 --> 00:43:42,061
♪ FRANKIE KNUCKLES Your Love ♪
791
00:43:48,261 --> 00:43:50,581
'Be there in two minutes. Over.'
792
00:44:07,141 --> 00:44:09,461
'Once we're there,
get ready to stand by.'
793
00:44:14,141 --> 00:44:17,181
'Right then, let's move!'
794
00:44:27,261 --> 00:44:30,581
I think we've been misinformed, sir.
Oh, you fucking think.
795
00:44:31,621 --> 00:44:33,578
I'm going back to that twat, Rogers,
796
00:44:33,661 --> 00:44:37,098
and I'm gonna smash
every single piece of vinyl
797
00:44:37,181 --> 00:44:38,818
that I can get my hands on.
798
00:44:38,901 --> 00:44:41,581
Sweet Harmony ♪
799
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:45,181
Hey...
800
00:44:49,421 --> 00:44:52,981
I love you so much, Vern.
I love you.
801
00:44:59,861 --> 00:45:03,458
Hey, fat head.
Carpe diem, Christopher.
802
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:05,661
Abso-fucking-lutely.
803
00:45:13,501 --> 00:45:15,538
Come here.
804
00:45:15,621 --> 00:45:18,581
Ah, you're not so bad,
you sad old cunt.
805
00:45:19,461 --> 00:45:21,418
Is this cos you're off your face?
806
00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:24,301
No, it's cos you're my dad.
807
00:45:25,221 --> 00:45:28,138
But, yeah, I am off my face.
808
00:45:28,221 --> 00:45:31,861
♪ In sweet harmony, in sweet harmony
809
00:45:35,301 --> 00:45:39,381
♪ In sweet harmony, in sweet harmony
810
00:45:42,381 --> 00:45:45,941
♪ In sweet harmony, in sweet harmony
811
00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:53,221
♪ In sweet harmony
In sweet harmony ♪
812
00:45:58,181 --> 00:46:01,698
I want someone dead. I can get you a bloke
who'll pretend; he's cheap, amenable.
813
00:46:01,781 --> 00:46:04,458
No, somebody ALREADY dead.
814
00:46:04,541 --> 00:46:05,978
Where's the body? Coroners.
815
00:46:06,061 --> 00:46:09,378
Right, hold on to your hats!
Woah! Fuck!
816
00:46:09,461 --> 00:46:11,578
If we'll have
any chance walking a dead body
817
00:46:11,661 --> 00:46:13,781
down a main street, it's Halloween.
818
00:46:14,901 --> 00:46:17,138
Right... I better get you home.
819
00:46:17,221 --> 00:46:19,138
Oh, he's got
the wrong fucking mummy!
820
00:46:19,221 --> 00:46:21,898
Jim is drunk-driving
with a stolen corpse!
821
00:46:21,981 --> 00:46:24,018
Fuck off!
822
00:46:24,101 --> 00:46:25,418
Any questions?
823
00:46:25,501 --> 00:46:29,181
So Much Trouble In My Mind ♪
824
00:46:30,101 --> 00:46:33,301
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind
825
00:46:34,261 --> 00:46:37,261
♪ Give me the strength to carry on
826
00:46:38,341 --> 00:46:41,181
♪ Give me the strength to carry on
827
00:46:42,861 --> 00:46:46,618
♪ Cos everything I got
Is just about gone
828
00:46:46,701 --> 00:46:48,938
♪ And I think about it
829
00:46:49,021 --> 00:46:50,901
♪ I think about it ♪
830
00:46:52,901 --> 00:46:56,901
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