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If that's another fucking Lithuanian
living in my roof...
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Honestly!
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You lot love attics!
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Kip in the barn
and piss in the field.
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It'll be a lot easier!
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Aaaaaaaargh!
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# THE BEATLES:
Money
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Fucking hell!
Who's died, then?
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Oh, the Millers.
They were in a cult.
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You might have
read about it. Dead messy!
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But at least now
they're with their
Alien Overlord,
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or whatever
the fuck they
thought would happen
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when they blasted
each other's
brains out. RIP.
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You're er...
quite weird, you,
aren't you?
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Oh, thanks
'Ey, if you ever
wanna come over
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and try your hand
at embalming, just
er... give us a bell.
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Might do.
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Fucking hell!
I'm not ten.
Jesus Christ!
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Do you know what I mean... Did you do
some sexy flirting up there?
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No. Fuck off.I thought we were here
to sort my loft out!
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We are! Are you
sure it's Cardi's
fucking fault?
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Vinnie, the rats
have made a nest
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out of pizza boxes,
which didn't come from me,
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cos I don't eat -Foreign food.
- foreign fucking food!All right.
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All right.There's too many
for traps, and poison - no chance.
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My sheep might eat it.
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Why would your sheep eat poison
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in a fucking loft in a barn?
Have you seen them goats
that can climb mountains?
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Er...
Well, what's to stop a fucking sheep
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going up a ladder?
I couldn't help overhearing
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that you've got a bad case
of the Rattus Rattus.
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Given the scale of the problem,
right,
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there's only one man you can trust
who can fix this.
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Fucking Rat Catcher?
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But you lads...
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..can call me Curtis.
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Hey, fuck me, you never said
it were Curtis Plum!
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Curtis Plum the DJ?
That's right, yeah.Ex-DJ.
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Oh...I binned that hedonistic
lifestyle 15 years ago.
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I heard you had a breakdown.
I had a fucking epiphany!
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(His bird shacked up
with another bloke
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and he smashed up a Londis
with a cricket bat.)
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I donated my decks to UNICEF
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and realised what my true calling
in life was.Killing rats?
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Amen.
How much do you want
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for fuckin' murdering a ton of 'em
in his loft?
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I don't work for money.
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Well, neither do we, most of
the fucking time, do we?
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What do you want?I want
my old manager Mickey's ashes.
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In his wife's house, in the lounge,
in an urn.
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Here's the address.
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Charming 'Ere, don't lose it.
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Once they're in my possession,
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I'll get rid of your rats.
How about that for a deal?
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All right.We're gonna have
to hurry up on this, Vin.
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If the council get wind of this,
I'm fucked.
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All right.I'm already
on a Section 1026 notice.Sound.
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Cunts! It should've been
a Section 1045, if anything...
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All right, now.
..or a Section 1022.
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I did have a Section 1009 once -
Stop!- but that got overturned.
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Shut the fucking...
Stop saying numbers at me! Dickhead.
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I'm gonna send our Ashley round
to scope out the scene.
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If it's clear, we'll get that shit
for you tonight. Get gone. Go on.OK.
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Buzzin'!
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So I googled the wife, right?
Her name is Gina Mead.
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She was in a girl band in the '80s
called Pink Ordeal
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and has been on Top Of The Pops
not once, not twice,
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but, would you believe it,
three times.Shut the fuck up.
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Listen to me.
We're robbing her fucking house,
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not writing her autobiography,
are we?Biography.Eh?
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It'd be "biography". If we were
writing it, it'd be a biography.
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"Auto" means "oneself".
Like "autofellate" -
to nosh yourself off.
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Can you do that?If I've been
keeping up my Pilates, then yes.
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I fucking... I swear to God,
I'm gonna autofellate the lot of you,
if you keep wittering on.
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You're getting on my tits.
Good evening, fellas.
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Shit.
Big fella, short fella,
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chubby fella
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and one with a hideous neck tattoo.
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All right, weird...egg
with a moustache
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I can have you for that - offensive
language.You fucking started it!
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I was just letting you know
that I've clocked you...up here,
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in the old grey jotter!
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Fuck me...
All fine. Carry on.
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Bye, then.
Officer.
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Turd...
Fucking hell.
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What an idiot.Fucking idiot...
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I can't find me fucking eye hole!
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Shit!You fucking lemon.
Don't drop it, you dick!
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Just walk round.
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You can just walk round, like this.
Oh, bollocks.
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Right, come on.
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Take 'em off.
What?Take the ballies off.
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We look cool, though.
Shh, quiet. She might be inside.
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Jesus... Crap!
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What the fuck?
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You said there weren't any dogs
here, Ashley.That's not a dog.
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It's a meerkat, or something.
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Looks like a wig.It's a fucking
dog. Get it before it barks.
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God, dude, it's a mutant.
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Hiya.His name's Tommo.
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Look at his tag.
What?
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It's called fucking Little Tommo,
in't it?
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Get in the fucking house.
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Ah, bingo.
What are you doing?Let me go, dude.
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Me first, you fucking lemon.
Shh!
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Oh, fuck.
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There's four of them!
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Shit, which one's Mickey's, then?
Put that fucking dog down.
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My beloved spouse.
Love of my life. Darling husband.
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I've got no fucking idea.Shit.
Fuck it, let's just take any of 'em.
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Whoa!Fuckin' hell!You picked
the wrong house this time!
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What are you doing?
Go and fight her!Yaaa!
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Ow! Fuck me...
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Bloody hell!
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# DICK DALE: Misirlou
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Argh! Fuckin' hell!
She bit me, lads. Ow!
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Oh...
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Aaargh!
We're just here
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for the urn
that has Mickey in it.
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You what? Who sent you?
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Eh?
It wasn't Curtis Plum, was it?
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No, it weren't. No.
I'm gonna smash 'em all!
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I'll punch your dog!
You wouldn't. Oh!
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Go! Go in that van!
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Curtis Plum's a fucking liar!
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Tell him I hope he gets
leprosy of the arsehole!
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I swear, I thought she was
gonna smash that fucking - Whoa!
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Oof!
Er...
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Fuck, dude!
I think I broke my nose again.
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It's too big, Dad.
It's not too big..
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There you go.
All right.Aww...
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Thanks for the bike, Vin.
Oh, you're all right.
I haven't nicked it off a kid.
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How's therapy going?
It's good.
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Yeah?
Yeah, it's all right.
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Do you feel like it's helping?
I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, it must be.
Yeah.
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What's going on between us, Vin?
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How do you mean?
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Oh, come on. You know what I mean.
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Erm...
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Fucking hell, that seat's
too high up.It's fine.
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It's not, cos if he falls off...
He won't fall off.
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Just leave it.
Just let me have a fiddle with it.
Vin?I'll come back in a sec.
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Come here to me. Show me a wheelie.
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# SUPERTRAMP: Goodbye Stranger
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I can't believe you sent
this Curtis Plum guy
your grandmother's ring!
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Ah, I was 14 years old.
It's not like I did it last week.
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Yeah, but why?Oh, everybody
knew him and wanted him...
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..wanted to feel his body
pressed up against theirs
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in a night of explosive passion!
Rumour had it...
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..that he was a big lad...
Oh!
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..and that he could ride you
till sunrise
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and still have enough left
in the tank
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to smash the gee out of you
and your best friend...Oh, God!
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..after a light breakfast.
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You know?
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All right!
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Peep, peep, motherfucker!
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Someone's told me that you wanna meet
a decrepit old DJ.
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CAROL: I'm getting the ring back.
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Fucking hell, here we go.
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Oh, God...
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Fellas!Mm.
Ladies...
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Are we sorted, or what? Did you
get 'em?Been a bit of a mishap.
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Mishap, how?
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Per-fucking-fecto.
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You happy?Mm.
Fabulous!
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See?Do you fancy coming in
for a brew, or what?
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Oh, yes, we would!
I can't...Can of worms, love.
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Fuck... Come on, then, Sugar.
Is that cheese in there?
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Yeah, and pickle
Dude, it is a shit hole
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in here. What's the deal?
Come in, come in.We'll look around
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as soon as he fuckin' fucks off.
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You just moved in, Curtis?
Well, yeah, sort of,
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but it was about 2015...
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..just after my Auntie Moira died.
Yeah.
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She used to like things neat.
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Actually, guys,
can you just give me a minute?
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I'm just gonna have
a little...tidy-up.Yeah, yeah.
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You do that.
Thanks for having us.
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Jesus, lads, this
place is like a murderer lives here.
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Hey!I swear to God.
Keep your fucking voice down.
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He's not a murderer.
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He's an oddly topless, sensual DJ.
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Vincent, he's got hooks on the
fucking ceiling and he kills rats.
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Serial-killer shit, in't it?
Yeah, and he never wears a top.
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Jeffrey Dahmer never wore a top.
Yes, he did.
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Fred West wore tops.
Ted Bundy wore tops.
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I've got a Ted Bundy top.
You've got a Ted BAKER top.
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Stop talking about
what serial killers wore bloody tops!
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He's a fucking DJ - that's it.
He's a nice fella. He's sensitive.
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He's a DJ - right,
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cos they're all nice lads, them
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Way-hay! Now, then.
Now, then.Now, then.
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Thanks for having us.
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Come in. Make yourself at home.
Right, yeah, just...Hey!
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Sorry.
Do you have any chairs, or...
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Jeez, chairs!
Look, I'm so used to not having any,
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that I didn't even notice
that the...
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There you are, love.
You're up the duff, aren't you?
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It's not quite the phrase
I'd use, but...thanks.
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I don't really have many visitors.
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Just thinking out loud, but do you
reckon you don't have any visitors
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cos you don't have any chairs?
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Maybe I got rid of the chairs
cos nobody came round.
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Yeah, I suppose so, yeah.
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Jeez, I forgot Mickey!
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Mickey... Hm!
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Can you just excuse me a minute?
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Actually, it would mean a lot...
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..if you could all be there.
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# THE HEAVY: Short Change Hero
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Thanks. Thanks, guys.
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Thanks for being here.
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Pissing on him...
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So long, you fucking prick!
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Ooh!
Hello!
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Brew?
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Sorry about
the er...eclectic array of cups,
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but there is a lot of you,
in't there?
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Dude, what's all this shit in here?
What do you mean?
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What do you mean? It's madness.
It's madness, innit?
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This can't all be from rat catching,
love.Well, you'd be surprised.
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But yeah, you know,
once I had my er...
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Mental breakdown?
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Epiphany...
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..I couldn't bear to be parted
from objects of great beauty.
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Mm, I can see that,
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but all this shit now, dude,
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it's anxiety-inducing, the gaff.
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I'm riddled with anxiety.
I've been here ten minutes.
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I can't imagine how you feel!
234
00:13:35,131 --> 00:13:37,891
There you go.
What can I say, brother?
235
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:41,411
Tidying just isn't my thing.
Mm.
236
00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,371
I've thought about getting
someone in once,
237
00:13:43,411 --> 00:13:46,851
but they just want money.
Unbelievable, eh? Some people!
238
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,531
Well, we can...
we can clean the house, can't we?
239
00:13:52,571 --> 00:13:55,331
Yeah, yeah. Let us help you out,
get rid of all this mess.
240
00:13:55,371 --> 00:13:57,611
I suppose a spring clean
might be good idea,
241
00:13:57,651 --> 00:14:01,611
although a lot of this stuff
is very precious to me!
242
00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:05,051
Valuable.
243
00:14:05,091 --> 00:14:07,571
I've got some unopened nappies
somewhere in the house.
244
00:14:07,611 --> 00:14:10,291
You can have them as payment.
Aww, thank you.
245
00:14:10,331 --> 00:14:12,091
Well, that sorts that right out,
246
00:14:12,131 --> 00:14:13,651
don't it? 'Ey, listen,
247
00:14:13,691 --> 00:14:17,531
I want you up at Jim's farm
tomorrow morning, 9am.
248
00:14:17,571 --> 00:14:20,251
Three, two, one.
249
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:22,571
He's two fucking hours late, Vin!
250
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:27,251
For the love of Christ!
Listen, Rentokil give you
an 'alf-day window, didn't they?
251
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:29,651
So you're still up
on the fucking deal. Stop whining!
252
00:14:29,691 --> 00:14:31,451
Here he is, look.
253
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,611
Finally!
254
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,811
Morning.
255
00:14:37,851 --> 00:14:39,131
Oh, here he is.
256
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,171
Efficient, I see
257
00:14:42,251 --> 00:14:44,691
The right fucking season,
at least I overslept.
258
00:14:44,731 --> 00:14:47,371
It's a good job
you've been "paid" already,
259
00:14:47,411 --> 00:14:49,811
because
I'd be docking your wages now.
260
00:14:49,851 --> 00:14:52,651
I don't like your harsh attitude,
brother.
261
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:56,571
I'll come back when you're
full of peace and love.You'll have
a long fucking wait, pal!
262
00:14:56,611 --> 00:14:59,251
Hang on a minute! I'm sorry
about him. Just listen!
263
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:02,731
He's always been this way
and he has got a load of rats
264
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,011
shagging the life out of his loft,
so we need it sorting.
265
00:15:05,051 --> 00:15:07,811
Council's pecking his head now,
aren't they?
266
00:15:07,851 --> 00:15:09,531
So be fucking nice.
267
00:15:11,651 --> 00:15:14,091
Pretty please.
268
00:15:14,131 --> 00:15:15,211
Hmm...
269
00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:17,251
You prick.
Pillock!
270
00:15:18,211 --> 00:15:21,451
So what's the sleeping bag for -
dead rat overflow
271
00:15:21,491 --> 00:15:23,971
I like to nest in with them,
you know, till t'job's done.
272
00:15:24,011 --> 00:15:26,771
And Mrs Ratcatcher's
happy with that, is she?
273
00:15:26,811 --> 00:15:28,891
Mrs? No.
274
00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:30,931
I'm young, free and single, brother.
275
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,411
It's not gonna be a problem,
me staying, is it, Vin?
276
00:15:33,451 --> 00:15:35,611
Cos I think, you know, it's best
I'm out the way
277
00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:37,651
while the girls clear the house
and you know...
278
00:15:37,691 --> 00:15:41,011
it's gonna be tough for me
watching my life's work
disappear in the back of a van.
279
00:15:41,051 --> 00:15:43,811
Absolutely. I get it, man. I get it.
280
00:15:43,851 --> 00:15:47,251
It is no fucking problem
whatsoever, is it?
281
00:15:48,851 --> 00:15:50,171
Join the club!
282
00:15:50,211 --> 00:15:51,691
Why not?
283
00:15:51,731 --> 00:15:54,291
There's more knob ends
slept in that attic recently
284
00:15:54,331 --> 00:15:56,371
than the fucking Hilton
285
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:58,331
What do you want?
Fucking room service
286
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,371
That'd be lovely.
287
00:16:02,451 --> 00:16:04,251
SUGAR: Oh, Jesus Christ!
288
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:07,451
We'd better start.
Eurgh! Bleurgh!
289
00:16:07,491 --> 00:16:10,451
Whoa... Ah, maybe
we just forget about the ring.
290
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,691
It's not as if my gran
was that happily married.
291
00:16:12,731 --> 00:16:15,611
No way! No!
Are you up for this, you?
292
00:16:15,651 --> 00:16:17,811
Anything to take my mind off JJ.
293
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,971
Anyway, I'll need them gross nappies
that Curtis mentioned,
294
00:16:21,011 --> 00:16:22,451
if I'm gonna be a single mum.
295
00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:27,051
Listen, you are gonna be everything
what that baby needs, all right?
296
00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:29,331
Anyway, you're not single -
297
00:16:29,371 --> 00:16:33,331
you can stay at my house for as long
as you like.Mm. Right...
298
00:16:33,371 --> 00:16:37,091
Where do we start?
Cousin Fergal will be over later
in his dead-nan van
299
00:16:37,131 --> 00:16:39,691
and he will rid this place
in no time
300
00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:41,371
and he will give us £200
for the pleasure.
301
00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:44,131
All we have to do
is find that fecking ring.
302
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,251
No! Hey!
Do I look like fucking Basil Fawlty?
303
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,851
It's in preparation.
Preparation. Preparation.
304
00:16:49,891 --> 00:16:52,851
Is this a fucking bed and breakfast?
Stop pestering me, will you?
305
00:16:52,891 --> 00:16:54,571
Even the bloke with the terriers
306
00:16:54,611 --> 00:16:57,451
said he could get the job
done in two days!
307
00:16:57,491 --> 00:16:59,411
Still getting on, then
'Ere, lazy prick.
308
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:02,211
I'm not fucking doing that shit for
you again. Don't get used to that!
309
00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:06,171
Mate, I wasn't gonna leave this
tosser in my house by himself, Vin.
310
00:17:06,211 --> 00:17:09,931
In fact,
I've changed my mind on those rats.
311
00:17:09,971 --> 00:17:12,771
Lets just nuke
the fucking lot of 'em!
312
00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:13,971
OI!
313
00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,611
Stop shouting, all right?
314
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:18,691
What is your fucking beef
with him? He's a sweetheart.
315
00:17:18,731 --> 00:17:20,611
He don't even wear tops, Vin...
316
00:17:20,651 --> 00:17:23,211
and that's a black-belt wanker move.
317
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,051
I need to give the rats full access
to my pheromones.Right.
318
00:17:26,091 --> 00:17:27,371
He wants to be up there a week.
319
00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:31,371
A whole fucking week!He just don't
respect my methods, brother.
320
00:17:31,411 --> 00:17:34,611
I heard him in the attic
reciting poetry to 'em!
321
00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:36,931
Rats are highly intelligent mammals.
322
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:38,211
Rats are cunts!
323
00:17:38,251 --> 00:17:40,891
You've gotta gain their trust,
you see.
324
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:43,051
Gain their trust, then...bam!
325
00:17:43,091 --> 00:17:47,091
What do you mean? You just twat 'em
with a stick?Pretty much.Fuck me!
326
00:17:47,131 --> 00:17:49,251
How do you think I maintain
12% body fat?
327
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,731
Well, it's...it's twatting rats
to death, in it?
328
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,891
I'm the Rat Master.
329
00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:56,891
You need to trust what I'm doing,
330
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:57,971
trust my methods.
331
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:03,651
I actually invite them to leave
first, "mano a rato".
332
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,691
Then, if they don't...
333
00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:10,331
# WET LEG: Chaise Longue
334
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:15,051
Aargh... Aaargh!
335
00:18:15,091 --> 00:18:17,091
Oh, put them down!
336
00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:23,651
Ooh!
337
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,691
Oh, heck...
338
00:18:29,731 --> 00:18:31,411
# On the chaise longue
339
00:18:31,451 --> 00:18:33,491
# On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
340
00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:35,371
# All day long
On the chaise longue
341
00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:38,091
# On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
342
00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:39,291
# On the chaise longue
343
00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:41,851
# All day long
On the chaise longue
344
00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:43,091
# On the chaise longue
345
00:18:43,131 --> 00:18:45,291
# On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
346
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:47,611
# All day long
On the chaise longue
347
00:18:47,651 --> 00:18:49,011
# On the chaise longue
348
00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:51,251
# On the chaise longue
On the chaise longue
349
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,531
# All day long
On the chaise longue
350
00:18:53,571 --> 00:18:55,851
# All day long
All day long on the chaise longue
351
00:18:55,891 --> 00:18:58,291
We're never gonna get that smell
out of our nostrils.
352
00:18:58,331 --> 00:19:01,491
# All day long
On the chaise longue #
353
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:04,371
I am in so much pain.
My neck...
354
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:07,411
All right, tell Fergal
it's the recycling next...
355
00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:11,011
and then this is the stuff
that wants fixing...
356
00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:14,491
and then this stuff
is good for resale, yeah?
357
00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:17,531
We've not even a third way
through the house yet, are we?
358
00:19:17,571 --> 00:19:20,491
You know, let's just call
them dickheads so they can help.
359
00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:22,051
Yeah.
Yeah?
360
00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:24,491
Yeah, we need help.
We need help.
361
00:19:26,171 --> 00:19:28,051
Eight hours' manual labour
362
00:19:28,091 --> 00:19:30,731
and all we've got to show for it
is some old boxes of cassettes
363
00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:32,571
and this lot, which
I can only assume
364
00:19:32,611 --> 00:19:34,771
is an old bit of acid.
365
00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:37,731
You have that.No, no, no. I'm
on the straight and narrow, mate.
366
00:19:37,771 --> 00:19:39,091
Fucking hell!
367
00:19:39,131 --> 00:19:40,811
Let's look at that.
368
00:19:40,851 --> 00:19:42,931
Red Balloons.Huh?
99 Red Balloons.
369
00:19:42,971 --> 00:19:45,531
It's fucking legendary, that stuff.
Jesus Christ!
370
00:19:45,571 --> 00:19:48,451
All right. Straight and narrow.
All I'm saying is...
371
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,371
I'm not gonna take it, am I?
It's just....
372
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,931
It's a collector's item.
It's vintage, yeah.
373
00:19:53,971 --> 00:19:57,051
Hang on...
Cardi, you angel, did you find it?
374
00:19:57,091 --> 00:19:59,691
No, but...what's this?
375
00:20:01,691 --> 00:20:04,531
Oh, that IS vintage! Oh...
376
00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:08,211
It looks pagan.
377
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:09,651
Oh, what's it made of?
378
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:11,371
That doesn't feel like paper, that.
379
00:20:12,891 --> 00:20:15,531
One way to find out.
380
00:20:15,571 --> 00:20:17,731
Aaaargh!
What, what?
381
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,491
It's a...
..a "mammary papilla".
382
00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:24,051
ALL: What?It's a nipple!
It's a fucking nipple.
383
00:20:24,091 --> 00:20:27,051
Is it the first dead nipple
you've had in your mouth?
384
00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:29,371
It's some sort of animal skin
with tattoos.
385
00:20:29,411 --> 00:20:31,411
Oh, my God, it's human.
BOTH: Waaaa!
386
00:20:31,451 --> 00:20:35,731
I can still fucking taste it!
I can taste it in my mouth!
387
00:20:35,771 --> 00:20:38,771
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, TOMMO!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
388
00:20:38,811 --> 00:20:41,211
Very nice, yes.
Well done.
389
00:20:42,171 --> 00:20:43,531
You, you - follow me.
390
00:20:43,571 --> 00:20:47,811
Where?The one
place where I've
seen this symbol before.
391
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,531
Closed, my arse
392
00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:57,371
WOMAN: I'm closed!
See what I mean? Unnecessary, that.
393
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:02,091
I said I'm closed!
394
00:21:03,451 --> 00:21:04,931
I'm closed!
395
00:21:04,971 --> 00:21:07,491
Right, yes, well, er...
it is quite important, so...
396
00:21:07,531 --> 00:21:09,691
And I'm talking to dead people.
Ooh!
397
00:21:09,731 --> 00:21:12,371
Anyway...
..do you know what this is?
398
00:21:17,171 --> 00:21:18,811
Rings a bell.
399
00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:22,211
It's an occult symbol I had drawn on
the wall to jazz the place up a bit.
400
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:26,891
No idea how it got on your map,
however. Hmm...
401
00:21:26,931 --> 00:21:29,091
Map?
However, interesting.
402
00:21:31,131 --> 00:21:32,251
Vellum.
Mm-hm.
403
00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:36,931
Human.
Oh?Oh?Yeah...
404
00:21:38,611 --> 00:21:40,331
Give you twenty quid for it.
Great.
405
00:21:40,371 --> 00:21:42,571
'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, 'ey, Ashley... No.
406
00:21:43,931 --> 00:21:46,011
Let's get out of here.
£30.
407
00:21:46,051 --> 00:21:48,131
Woo!
'Ey, sticky fingers!
408
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,891
Huh!
409
00:21:55,051 --> 00:21:58,171
Mmm...
#
410
00:22:04,731 --> 00:22:06,771
OK. Yeah, I'll ask him.
411
00:22:10,011 --> 00:22:12,131
£100.
412
00:22:12,171 --> 00:22:15,011
The spirits are very keen
for me to have it.Tommo?
413
00:22:15,051 --> 00:22:17,451
Yeah, but crucially,
what you're saying is,
414
00:22:17,491 --> 00:22:19,891
you're not gonna give us
any information?Right.
415
00:22:19,931 --> 00:22:22,131
Very good, lads. Onwards.
416
00:22:22,171 --> 00:22:25,011
It's cursed! The map is cursed!
417
00:22:28,851 --> 00:22:31,931
I curse it - and I curse you, too,
you little wanker.
418
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:37,091
Yeah, when you're 5'5" and
you hang around with these cunts,
419
00:22:37,131 --> 00:22:40,291
you're pretty much cursed as it is,
so I'll take my chances.
420
00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:47,331
Erm, please, please can I buy
some crystals while I'm here?Sure.
421
00:22:47,371 --> 00:22:49,131
Yes!
422
00:22:59,851 --> 00:23:02,051
Why didn't we take the hundred quid?
423
00:23:02,091 --> 00:23:06,211
That's more than anyone else will
pay for a soggy old bit of skin
we found in Plum's gaff.
424
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,531
Because, Ashley, you saw the look
on the woman's face.
425
00:23:08,571 --> 00:23:10,371
Whatever this map leads to
426
00:23:10,411 --> 00:23:12,691
is clearly worth more
than whatever she was offering.
427
00:23:12,731 --> 00:23:14,891
You mean like a treasure?
No, not fucking...
428
00:23:14,931 --> 00:23:17,291
Well, yeah, treasure!
Treasure!
429
00:23:29,371 --> 00:23:31,651
This is weird, right?
430
00:23:31,691 --> 00:23:33,251
I just hate my fucking hands!
431
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:36,171
They...they...they're odd to me.
432
00:23:37,691 --> 00:23:40,411
My fucking face is the same.
I'll look in the mirror.
433
00:23:40,451 --> 00:23:45,091
Every now and then, it...it feels
like...it's not my face.
434
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,971
Like it doesn't belong to me.
435
00:23:49,051 --> 00:23:51,371
I mean, I could just be
a bloody narcissist.
436
00:23:52,651 --> 00:23:57,571
You know...thinks he's fucking ugly,
or summat of that kind,
437
00:23:57,611 --> 00:23:59,611
you know.
Hmm...
438
00:24:01,771 --> 00:24:04,091
Well, we're all narcissists
to some degree, Vinnie.
439
00:24:04,131 --> 00:24:06,131
Hmm...
440
00:24:08,331 --> 00:24:10,331
We used to have this...
441
00:24:11,771 --> 00:24:14,891
..fancy-dress thing
once a year at school.
442
00:24:17,211 --> 00:24:19,771
'Because Dad was always drunk,
it was, like, last minute.
443
00:24:19,811 --> 00:24:23,051
Everything was last minute,
so we'd have to pull together
444
00:24:23,091 --> 00:24:25,891
some sort of a fucking outfit
from around the house...
445
00:24:26,851 --> 00:24:31,131
..so I remember once, I wore
a snorkel with the bloody goggles...
446
00:24:32,211 --> 00:24:34,091
..and them fucking flipper things.
447
00:24:34,131 --> 00:24:35,731
When we got to school,
448
00:24:35,771 --> 00:24:39,091
my dad sort of announced me
as fucking Snorkel Boy,
449
00:24:39,131 --> 00:24:41,451
or some shit like that.
He found it hilarious...
450
00:24:41,491 --> 00:24:44,251
but I suddenly got
really fucking embarrassed.
451
00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:46,651
No-one laughed at it.
452
00:24:46,691 --> 00:24:48,891
They just...
453
00:24:48,931 --> 00:24:50,931
stared.'
454
00:24:56,531 --> 00:24:59,451
Oh, that must have been hard.
455
00:24:59,491 --> 00:25:02,131
Do you remember how it affected
that little boy?
456
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:07,811
I wanted to get away from it all,
wanted to disappear,
457
00:25:07,851 --> 00:25:09,851
become invisible.
458
00:25:11,211 --> 00:25:14,091
Invisible?Mm.
Why?
459
00:25:15,131 --> 00:25:20,171
Just how much of a fucking ugly
little weirdo must I be
460
00:25:20,211 --> 00:25:22,291
to be stared at like that,
461
00:25:22,331 --> 00:25:24,891
by the teachers
and by the kids...
462
00:25:26,851 --> 00:25:29,491
Do you think that's why you
constantly change your appearance?
463
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:34,051
You know, the tattoos and stuff...
464
00:25:35,851 --> 00:25:38,771
Rather than to be noticed,
you become unrecognisable
465
00:25:38,811 --> 00:25:41,691
and therefore invisible?
466
00:25:41,731 --> 00:25:43,771
Maybe, actually, yeah.
467
00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:45,331
I just...I don't...
468
00:25:46,851 --> 00:25:50,171
..feel like it's bloody vanity,
do you know what I mean?
469
00:25:50,211 --> 00:25:53,091
I've just...I've never liked
the way I looked - never.
470
00:25:54,171 --> 00:25:56,691
Bloody hell!
471
00:25:56,731 --> 00:25:59,291
Sometimes, when that goes off,
I'm furious
472
00:25:59,331 --> 00:26:01,571
and the rest of the fucking time
I'm just relieved.
473
00:26:02,931 --> 00:26:04,051
Homework.
474
00:26:04,091 --> 00:26:08,771
"I must not call myself
an ugly cunt,"
475
00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:11,331
and I have to write it down
a hundred times - is that it?
476
00:26:11,371 --> 00:26:16,211
No, I want you to be more aware
of other people's feelings.
477
00:26:16,251 --> 00:26:18,171
Seek first to understand,
478
00:26:18,211 --> 00:26:20,931
then be understood.
479
00:26:20,971 --> 00:26:23,451
Hmm.
480
00:26:23,491 --> 00:26:26,611
It didn't work, by the way.
What's that?
481
00:26:27,891 --> 00:26:30,211
You're not invisible. I can see you.
482
00:26:34,091 --> 00:26:36,211
All these are from my loft?
Yeah.
483
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,491
Good job you don't charge
by the kilo
484
00:26:40,531 --> 00:26:42,531
What did I tell you, Jim?
485
00:26:43,571 --> 00:26:46,171
Trust me.
Trust you?
486
00:26:46,211 --> 00:26:49,811
I know your type: ex-pretty boy,
487
00:26:49,851 --> 00:26:52,531
never done an 'ard day's work
in your life!
488
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:56,531
Spraying it about all around town,
489
00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:58,611
but can't turn your hand
to anything manual.
490
00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,251
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
491
00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:02,771
One, I'm highly trained.
I'm the best.
492
00:27:02,811 --> 00:27:05,091
Then why haven't you finished
the fucking job yet?
493
00:27:05,131 --> 00:27:10,451
Two, I don't go fucking "spraying it
around town".
494
00:27:11,491 --> 00:27:12,611
Not any more, anyway.
495
00:27:12,651 --> 00:27:18,251
Not since er...Gina.
496
00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:21,811
Is that the ex
who battered the lads?
497
00:27:25,051 --> 00:27:26,331
Fantastic woman, Jim.
498
00:27:27,651 --> 00:27:29,891
Sounds like
a total fucking nightmare.
499
00:27:32,411 --> 00:27:34,411
Spirited...
500
00:27:36,931 --> 00:27:38,771
Strong thighs...
501
00:27:41,371 --> 00:27:43,971
Hey...
502
00:27:46,851 --> 00:27:49,571
We've all had women who make us cry.
503
00:27:49,611 --> 00:27:52,291
Yeah.
504
00:27:52,331 --> 00:27:57,211
Whether they break our hearts
or run off...
505
00:27:58,291 --> 00:28:03,531
..with our new and very fucking
expensive milking equipment.
506
00:28:05,011 --> 00:28:10,171
Just...make sure
you're finished by tonight.
507
00:28:12,851 --> 00:28:16,131
When you said Tommo sounded weird
on the phone...I don't know.
508
00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:17,571
Well, what did he say?
509
00:28:17,611 --> 00:28:20,371
He said he was at "The Lady" pub -
where the map leads, apparently.
510
00:28:24,011 --> 00:28:27,091
Found any treasure yet, Tom?
Treasure?
511
00:28:28,611 --> 00:28:31,651
No, no, no.
512
00:28:32,851 --> 00:28:34,131
I'm looking for bones.
513
00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:36,051
Yeah, she's er...
514
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:39,651
helped me realise what's going on.
Obvious, when you think about it!
515
00:28:39,691 --> 00:28:41,131
The garden of The Lady...
516
00:28:41,171 --> 00:28:44,251
is bones.
Sorry, who's this - Clara Marie?
517
00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:47,691
No, you fucking idiot - the fucking
ghost lady from the Rat and Cutter!
518
00:28:47,731 --> 00:28:49,251
She hmm...
519
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,571
Oh! Gotta fill you, hadn't I?
520
00:28:52,451 --> 00:28:54,771
I've had...a vision.
521
00:28:58,491 --> 00:29:01,931
Help me, Tommo...
522
00:29:01,971 --> 00:29:04,891
Find me, Tommo...
523
00:29:08,971 --> 00:29:13,571
She wants me to put her flesh
and her bones back together.
524
00:29:13,611 --> 00:29:18,571
This was a dream?
More of a sort of waking nightmare
sort of situation, yeah.
525
00:29:18,611 --> 00:29:22,371
Tommo, sorry, you haven't had
any of that old acid, by any chance?
526
00:29:22,411 --> 00:29:25,411
I did, because it were vintage,
right?
527
00:29:25,451 --> 00:29:29,211
But you promised Hans you wouldn't.
How about we don't tell Hans
that I've had it, then?
528
00:29:29,251 --> 00:29:32,651
Go on, then, how was it?
529
00:29:32,691 --> 00:29:37,731
It was...piquant, yet...intense.
530
00:29:37,771 --> 00:29:38,931
Yeah.
531
00:29:38,971 --> 00:29:41,051
Anyway, she wants me to get
her bones back,
532
00:29:41,091 --> 00:29:43,411
otherwise she's gonna have
to come and kill us all, so...
533
00:29:44,411 --> 00:29:46,451
..better get on with it!
534
00:29:46,491 --> 00:29:48,811
Bones?
Bones!
535
00:30:03,811 --> 00:30:06,091
Aww...
536
00:30:15,531 --> 00:30:18,051
Vincent?
All right, Davey?
537
00:30:18,091 --> 00:30:20,771
I've been better.
Hmm.
538
00:30:20,811 --> 00:30:22,851
All right.
539
00:30:24,091 --> 00:30:27,211
Never did get to thank you properly
for the funeral.
540
00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:32,651
It was really very lovely...
till it all went tits up.
541
00:30:32,691 --> 00:30:34,651
Ah, it was my pleasure man. Honestly.
542
00:30:34,691 --> 00:30:36,691
I mean, it wasn't a fucking pleasure,
was it?
543
00:30:36,731 --> 00:30:39,411
It was a shagging nightmare,
but you know what I mean.
544
00:30:39,451 --> 00:30:41,371
It's fine. I'm glad I could help.
545
00:30:41,411 --> 00:30:44,691
Just a shame our Barry
didn't get to see for himself
just how loved he was.
546
00:30:44,731 --> 00:30:46,171
Fucking did get to see, though.
547
00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:48,891
That fucking lunatic! Jesus Christ.
548
00:30:52,011 --> 00:30:55,131
I still can't believe he's gone.
Mm.
549
00:30:55,171 --> 00:30:57,531
Miss him terribly.
550
00:30:57,571 --> 00:30:59,891
I fucking bet you do. I bet you do.
551
00:30:59,931 --> 00:31:01,971
Look, you're not on your own, man.
552
00:31:02,011 --> 00:31:04,771
You know, you've got
your sister Donna.Donna's a cunt.
553
00:31:04,811 --> 00:31:07,451
Right. Right, then.
554
00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,451
I mean, that's fucking news to me,
dude.
555
00:31:10,491 --> 00:31:12,571
Do not fuck with her, Vincent.
556
00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:15,051
I'm telling you this as a friend.
557
00:31:18,931 --> 00:31:21,451
I'm glad I could help you
with your brother's funeral,
558
00:31:21,491 --> 00:31:25,131
but you're not a friend. I can't
trust you after that Dylan fiasco.
559
00:31:26,411 --> 00:31:29,771
What makes you so sure
that I had anything to do
with Dylan going missing?
560
00:31:29,811 --> 00:31:31,771
I was extremely fond of Dylan.
561
00:31:31,811 --> 00:31:34,131
Manolito has told me...
562
00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:36,971
that he rescued him from the back
of that fucking car boot!
563
00:31:37,011 --> 00:31:39,171
And you believe him?
Yes!
564
00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:42,611
How very naive of you, Vincent.
565
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,491
I've had a fucking text
from Dylan himself!
566
00:31:45,531 --> 00:31:47,891
I fucking know it was you, Davey.
567
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,331
Do not fuck with her.
568
00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:02,531
Fucking... Fuck's sake...
569
00:32:04,251 --> 00:32:06,771
I hope you were trying
to make him see sense
570
00:32:06,811 --> 00:32:09,331
and not just poncing about.
571
00:32:09,371 --> 00:32:11,611
Slowly, slowly, catchee monkey.
572
00:32:12,851 --> 00:32:15,091
What the fuck does that mean?
573
00:32:15,131 --> 00:32:18,371
I've got some intel...
about the pretty one.
574
00:32:27,171 --> 00:32:29,291
Still fucking here?
575
00:32:29,331 --> 00:32:33,531
Heartbroken or not,
I've fucking had enough of this!
576
00:32:40,091 --> 00:32:42,211
Oh, yeah?
577
00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:44,131
Oh, fuck...
578
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,211
If you got rid of them all,
579
00:32:46,251 --> 00:32:48,411
why are you still
in my fucking loft?
580
00:32:48,451 --> 00:32:51,731
I like it up here.
It stinks of rat piss!
581
00:32:51,771 --> 00:32:53,571
You lot, you've...
you've been so good to me.
582
00:32:53,611 --> 00:32:57,251
You know, cleaning my house,
and that, you know, and...
583
00:32:57,291 --> 00:33:00,931
and our little chats.
You mean me shouting at you?
584
00:33:00,971 --> 00:33:04,171
It's been a long time
since I've had this kind
of connection with someone.
585
00:33:04,211 --> 00:33:06,811
Hey, we do not have a connection!
586
00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:08,491
And you know, my house, it's just..
587
00:33:09,611 --> 00:33:10,851
It's too much, innit?
588
00:33:10,891 --> 00:33:14,131
You know, it's noisy
and it's chaotic and...
589
00:33:15,371 --> 00:33:18,051
Well, up here in your little attic,
I've...
590
00:33:19,131 --> 00:33:21,091
..I've found peace.
591
00:33:21,131 --> 00:33:23,291
I'm not ready to let it go just yet.
592
00:33:24,731 --> 00:33:27,331
She really did a number on you,
didn't she?
593
00:33:29,851 --> 00:33:33,571
Hey, peace is up here.
594
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:39,691
What you need is some closure.
Mm...Maybe...
595
00:33:40,891 --> 00:33:42,691
..post a turd through her letterbox
596
00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:45,211
and tell her how much of a whore
she was for ruining your life!
597
00:33:45,251 --> 00:33:48,371
I always hope one day
that I'll, you know, win her back.
598
00:33:49,651 --> 00:33:53,211
Maybe not the turd thing then, 'ey?
I never stopped loving her, Jim.
599
00:33:54,531 --> 00:33:57,451
It's her face I see
in every single rat that I kill.
600
00:33:57,491 --> 00:34:00,651
Don't tell her that, either.
601
00:34:00,691 --> 00:34:06,091
Hey, the girls have probably
cleared your house by now.
602
00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:08,531
Yeah.
You should go home.
603
00:34:08,571 --> 00:34:11,811
Aye.
Have a shower...
604
00:34:13,371 --> 00:34:15,971
..and put a fucking shirt on...
605
00:34:17,091 --> 00:34:19,291
..and see how you feel.
606
00:34:20,771 --> 00:34:22,771
Come here.
607
00:34:23,731 --> 00:34:25,411
# T REX: Cosmic Dancer
608
00:34:25,451 --> 00:34:27,211
# I was dancing when I was 12
609
00:34:27,251 --> 00:34:28,771
BFF, bro.
610
00:34:28,811 --> 00:34:30,931
BFF.
611
00:34:30,971 --> 00:34:33,851
# I was dancing when I was 12 #
612
00:34:33,891 --> 00:34:37,571
Ha, ha! I knew it.
I fucking knew it!
613
00:34:37,611 --> 00:34:40,131
Bones!
CLARA MARIE: You know nothing,
you fucking idiot.
614
00:34:41,131 --> 00:34:43,251
What's she doing here?
We asked her to come.
615
00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:45,371
She's got something to tell you
about the map.
616
00:34:45,411 --> 00:34:47,451
Whatever you think is going on,
it isn't.
617
00:34:48,451 --> 00:34:50,211
What I think is going on is,
618
00:34:50,251 --> 00:34:52,891
I need to reunite this bit of flesh
with these bones,
619
00:34:52,931 --> 00:34:56,171
so the poor lost soul
they belonged to won't wreak revenge
from beyond the grave.
620
00:34:56,211 --> 00:34:57,291
Obvious, in't it?
621
00:35:00,251 --> 00:35:02,811
Well, if not, why have I found
a load of bones here, then?
622
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:06,051
It's a pub garden - probably
chicken bones from a barbecue.
623
00:35:06,091 --> 00:35:08,491
No, no, no, no, no.
That could be her foot bone, mate!
624
00:35:08,531 --> 00:35:11,011
Ha, ha, ha! I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
625
00:35:11,051 --> 00:35:14,491
No, no, no!
Stop burying my map. Stop it!
What do you mean, "your map"?
626
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:17,771
My map. Moira Plum was my lover.
627
00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:20,571
Moira?
What, the Rat Catcher's auntie?
628
00:35:20,611 --> 00:35:23,371
Why was she
drawing nipples on maps for you?
629
00:35:23,411 --> 00:35:25,811
She was my lover and my teacher.
630
00:35:25,851 --> 00:35:26,931
We've all been there.
631
00:35:26,971 --> 00:35:30,611
I used to have a fella came round
and teach me maths - Mr Mackintosh.
632
00:35:30,651 --> 00:35:33,811
He taught me a fair few more things
than maths, I tell you that much!
633
00:35:33,851 --> 00:35:35,931
No, not a schoolteacher!
634
00:35:35,971 --> 00:35:38,891
She was a clairvoyant - my mentor.
635
00:35:38,931 --> 00:35:40,171
That map was a gift for me...
636
00:35:41,451 --> 00:35:44,051
..but we had a huge row and
never spoke again so...
637
00:35:44,091 --> 00:35:48,171
Hang on.
So your clairvoyant ex-lover...
638
00:35:48,211 --> 00:35:50,211
drew you a map on human skin?
639
00:35:51,091 --> 00:35:54,171
Yeah, we were always doing
fun stuff like that.
640
00:35:54,211 --> 00:35:56,851
It's esoteric, innit?
I mean, it also a bit weird.
641
00:35:56,891 --> 00:35:59,451
Parking all that,
where's the treasure?Treasure?
642
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,571
"X marks the spot"?
Coins, and all that?
643
00:36:01,611 --> 00:36:02,731
No, that's not treasure!
644
00:36:04,411 --> 00:36:07,411
The "X" marks Moira's favourite
erogenous zone on my body.
645
00:36:08,531 --> 00:36:10,891
You know, just inside
the "lady garden".
646
00:36:12,851 --> 00:36:16,571
Yeah, so the treasure
she wanted me to find was my own...
647
00:36:16,611 --> 00:36:19,371
you know...
No, I don't know.
648
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:22,091
She means her G-spot, Cardi!
Oh.
649
00:36:23,771 --> 00:36:26,571
Give her that.
Give me it.
650
00:36:26,611 --> 00:36:28,731
I tell you what, Ashley, Cardi...
651
00:36:29,691 --> 00:36:32,171
I'm just gonna say this and
I'm gonna say it out loud, right?
652
00:36:32,211 --> 00:36:34,251
If I go and do any drugs again,
just stop me.
653
00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:35,571
Just fucking stop me.
654
00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:39,011
Right.
655
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,411
Thank you, Jim.
656
00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:48,291
Don't you fucking dare tell them
that I was nice to you.
657
00:36:49,731 --> 00:36:53,531
Now fuck off!
658
00:36:59,691 --> 00:37:01,691
Sorry we didn't find the ring,
Carol.
659
00:37:01,731 --> 00:37:03,811
Ah, do you know what, Erin?
Doesn't matter.
660
00:37:03,851 --> 00:37:06,651
She would have been very proud of us
now, with this deep clean.Yeah!
661
00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:09,451
Shit...There he is.
662
00:37:11,611 --> 00:37:13,851
Good deeds are repaid.Hmm...
Here we go.
663
00:37:15,251 --> 00:37:16,811
ALL: # Ta-daa! #
664
00:37:16,851 --> 00:37:18,811
What the fuck!
665
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,971
Oh, my God!
666
00:37:24,611 --> 00:37:27,011
Sweet Auntie Moira.
667
00:37:27,051 --> 00:37:29,251
It's amazing.
668
00:37:33,971 --> 00:37:37,011
What's that smell?
Citrus detergent.Fresh.
669
00:37:37,051 --> 00:37:39,371
The smell of clean, innit?
ALL: Mm-hm.
670
00:37:39,411 --> 00:37:40,971
Bloody hell,
I could get used to this.
671
00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:44,131
How can I ever repay you?
Ah, don't worry about it.
672
00:37:44,171 --> 00:37:47,851
And after finding this box of cock
rings, we're sorted.
673
00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:50,571
I'm happy.I were looking everywhere
for them the other day.
674
00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:53,451
'Ere...
675
00:37:54,691 --> 00:37:57,251
A fan sent me this years ago
with a letter.
676
00:37:58,131 --> 00:38:00,091
It meant a lot at the time.
677
00:38:04,171 --> 00:38:06,651
You have it...as a "thank you".
678
00:38:08,211 --> 00:38:09,931
Thank you.
Thanks very much.
679
00:38:11,131 --> 00:38:13,811
I know it is.
680
00:38:13,851 --> 00:38:16,171
It's been on his hand
the whole fucking time!
681
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,651
Oh, pardon fucking me
for not inspecting the man's hands!
682
00:38:18,691 --> 00:38:21,771
For fuck's sake, Carol.
Oh, shut up, the pair of you.
Ladies? Ladies...
683
00:38:23,371 --> 00:38:25,251
Can we have a group hug?
684
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,451
OK....
685
00:38:29,491 --> 00:38:32,011
Oh...
Is that rat piss?Yeah.
686
00:38:32,051 --> 00:38:34,851
Mmm, it's nice.
Just breathe in.
687
00:38:34,891 --> 00:38:36,731
Bugger...
688
00:38:39,691 --> 00:38:41,771
Thank the girls for me again,
will you?
689
00:38:43,411 --> 00:38:45,651
They didn't just clear my house,
they cleared my head.
690
00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:48,291
Mm!
691
00:38:48,331 --> 00:38:52,851
A wise man once said
that peace is up there, man.
692
00:38:52,891 --> 00:38:54,971
Yeah, well, he's fucking right.
693
00:38:55,851 --> 00:38:58,851
I think it also involves not having
a shitload of crap in your house
694
00:38:58,891 --> 00:39:01,171
driving you insane,
do you know what I mean?Mm.
695
00:39:01,971 --> 00:39:04,531
Good lad.
One love, bruv.
696
00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:08,811
'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, 'ey, 'ey. Listen.
697
00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:14,251
I'm gonna be thinking about you.
698
00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:16,531
Go on, get gone.
699
00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:20,051
# JEFF BUCKLEY:
Lover, You Should've Come Over
700
00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:24,211
Fucking handsome!
701
00:39:30,051 --> 00:39:32,171
# Looking out the door
702
00:39:32,211 --> 00:39:34,211
# I see the rain
703
00:39:34,251 --> 00:39:38,251
# Fall upon the funeral mourners
704
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,291
Curtis Plum.
705
00:39:41,371 --> 00:39:45,011
I'm sorry, Gina...for everything.
706
00:39:51,811 --> 00:39:53,451
They're real.
707
00:39:55,451 --> 00:39:58,091
# Maybe I'm too young
708
00:39:59,771 --> 00:40:03,451
# To keep good love from going wrong
Wait.
709
00:40:03,491 --> 00:40:04,851
Curtis...
710
00:40:04,891 --> 00:40:07,971
# Too deaf, dumb and blind to see
711
00:40:08,011 --> 00:40:10,411
# The damage I've done
Oh, God!
712
00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:13,331
# Sweet lover
713
00:40:13,371 --> 00:40:15,051
Oh, fuckin' hell. Fuck me...
714
00:40:15,091 --> 00:40:19,771
Oh!What? Get in...
Fuck! Get in the house!
715
00:40:19,811 --> 00:40:22,771
Christ,
I wish I had a libido like that.
716
00:40:22,811 --> 00:40:25,531
# Lover, lover, lover
717
00:40:25,571 --> 00:40:28,411
# Lover, love, love
718
00:40:28,451 --> 00:40:31,731
# Love, love, love, love, love
719
00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:38,331
# Lo-o-o-o-over #
720
00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:44,931
AUTOMATED VOICE:
"The person you are calling has..."
721
00:40:44,971 --> 00:40:47,011
Fuck!
722
00:40:48,131 --> 00:40:51,131
For fuck's sake...
723
00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:56,211
CARDI: Yoda's had her
caravan nicked.Shit!
724
00:40:56,251 --> 00:40:57,851
Shocking business, this is!
725
00:40:57,891 --> 00:41:00,651
I want to offer ten grand
for its return.
726
00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:03,931
He probably stashed all his fortune
in it.That's what it is!
727
00:41:03,971 --> 00:41:07,331
It's definitely the McGuigans.
They must've hid it
up behind that hill there.
728
00:41:07,371 --> 00:41:10,171
#
WOMAN: Bastard!
729
00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:17,331
What the fuck?
730
00:41:18,811 --> 00:41:21,971
# SIR JOE QUARTERMAN:
So Much Trouble In My Mind
731
00:41:22,011 --> 00:41:24,971
# I got so much trouble in my mind
732
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:29,131
# I got so much trouble in my mind
733
00:41:30,171 --> 00:41:33,211
# I got so much trouble in my mind
734
00:41:34,811 --> 00:41:37,131
# Give me the strength to carry on
735
00:41:38,811 --> 00:41:41,771
# Give me the strength to carry on
736
00:41:43,051 --> 00:41:45,811
# Cos everything
I got is just about gone #57082
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