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This programme contains
very strong language
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from the outset and throughout.
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McCann got life.
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He's definitely gone down, McCann?
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It is safe now.
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Between us,
we rule the area, agreed?
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The answer's a no.
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Tell me you're not getting involved
with the MacDonaghs.
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Du...
One of us is gonna get killed.
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Dylan?
Yeah.
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Such a lovely name.
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# In The House, In a Heartbeat #
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Here's to calmer times.
Mm.
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You Davey's guy?
Yeah, I am.
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Vin, help me, dude.
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You fucking bastard!
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DAVEY: If you wanted out
of our business arrangement,
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let's just end it now.
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No hard feelings.
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No hard feelings at all.
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I've got a bad feeling about this.
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No. No. Help! Help!
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# TWO FEET:
I Feel Like I'm Drowning #
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# Yeah, ah-ha
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# You keep dreaming and dark scheming
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# Yeah, you do
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# You're a poison
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# And I know that is the truth
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# All my friends think you're vicious
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# And they say you're suspicious
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# You keep dreaming and dark scheming
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# Yeah, you do
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# I feel like I'm drowning
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# I am drowning
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# You're holding me down and
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# Holding me down
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# You're killing me slow
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# So slow, oh, no
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# I feel like I'm drowning #
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Fucking hell.
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# I feel like I'm drowning
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# I am drowning
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# You're holding me down and
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# Holding me down
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# You're killing me slow
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# So- #
Fucking hell!
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Motherucker.
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# BARRET STRONG: Money #
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Because it's out-fucking-rageous.
That's why I'm stressing,
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if I had the money,
I'd sue the shite
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out of which ever twats doing this.
I don't think you need to sue,
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it's hardly slander.No, I mean also
it is, you know, true, in't it.
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Shut up! It's not fucking true.
It's true. Eh...
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Every-Everyone...Everyone says
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you have
an extremely average penis, Vin.
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Everyone?Well the fucking one's
that have seen it have, yeah.
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I mean, it's not winning
any fucking prizes.
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It's not that bloody anaconda
over there, but-
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We've all seen your penis, Vin.
Have you?
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There's a WhatsApp group.
Don't tell him. What the fuck.
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Who do you think's doing it?
Well I... Shut up, you little...
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Well, I don't know, do I?
For fucks sake.
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Maybe it's Carl Slater getting you
back for the dog bumming rumour.
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No. No. No. No.
No, that's not a rumour, no, no.
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Carl Slater has been hilts deep in
a canine on more than one occasion.
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He has..
Mark my words. Elizabeth?
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Yeah?Five of your finest pints,
please and you know what,
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a cheeky little half
for your good self.
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Why thank you, Tommo.
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Aww, are you all right, sweetheart?
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Listen, us women,
we don't care, do we?No.
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I mean, my ex husband
he had a three-incher
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and we had two lovely daughters.
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Mind you, I did have
a very passionate fling
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with Sugar's uncle,
but that is its own story.
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Oh, yeah?
Families. Families.
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I'm irritated.
I'll tell you what it is?
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Solation!
TOMMO: It's not even a word?
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It's not really. It's a very slight
exaggeration if anything.
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Just... Fucking hell, I swear
to God, I'll pull my shit out
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right fucking now.ALL: No!
LIZ: Look, if it's any help,
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Adyan Khan was in here last night
and he had silver paint on his hands.
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Ah.
Adyan fucking Khan?
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Yeah.
Pick him up.
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Vinnie!
Get the fucker. Pick him up!
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Put him against the
fucking wall. Oi. Oi, oi, oi, oi.
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Why are you spraying
outrageous lies
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about the size of my dick in silver
fucking paint on bridges, man?
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What makes you think it was me?
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Because you fucking... Look at
your hand. You stupid...
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You haven't even fucking
cleaned 'em, you tit.
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Not my teeth, not my teeth.
I've just had my teeth done.
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Look. They're pearly white!
TOMMO: One more time.
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Why have you been spraying...
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Egh...I am gonna say
minor untruths...Dude!
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..about his manhood all over town?
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Cos I wanted to get his attention.
Why couldn't you
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have just fucking belled me up?
Because you would've said,
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"Fuck off, you boss-eyed cunt".
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Get the fuck in there,
put the kettle on, right now.
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Do you like my teeth.
They're overwhelming.
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They make you look unapproachable.
There's a job come my way.
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Big money, low risk.
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But I'm essentially a
one-man band, I move fast and loose.
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Take the teeth out.
Your spitting everywhere.
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We want the news, not the bloody
weather.Are they fake?
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Know what I mean? Yeah,
they're fucking clip in's look!
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Fucking hell.
Just tell us about the fucking job!
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Car transporter.
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Six brand new cars,
estimated value 70K each.
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I've got an inside man,
details on route,
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how to release the cars,
how to turn off the trackers,
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the works, BUT...
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it has to happen this weekend.
Why's it got to happen this weekend?
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Because it's when
my inside man delivers.
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Don't worry,
he won't put up a fight,
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because he's my uncle's brother.
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'It'll just be like a normal run.
Cars being taken from the factory
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'to the depot.
We'll have some Damsels in distress.
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'My uncle's bruv, decent type,
he'll pull over to help.
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'We pretend to grab him,
slap him about a bit,
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'just for effect.
He'll give us the encrypted fobs
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'to release the cars.
And we fuck off into the sunset.
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'Well, to your mate JJ's anyway.'
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Your Uncle's brother?
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That's your dad, you fucking eejit.
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Yeah, hang on, hang on.
What's his cut then?
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Ten percent.Never mind his
shagging cut. What's your cut?
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Fifty.
Fifty!
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Fuck me.
All right. Name your price.
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Seventy percent.
Fifty-fifty.
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But the brother's taking ten.
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All right, fifty-fifty
of the ninety.
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Sixty-five, thirty-five
and I'm not pissing around.
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You can ask any of these, I don't
fucking budge on this kind of shit.
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Sixty-two, thirty-eight.
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Oh, that's a complicated sum.
Can't work that out.
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Oh, just fuck it. All right.
Just-Just-Just-Just...
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By the way, where's Dylan?
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He's on holiday.
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Adyan Khan, Vin?
Yeah.
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Oh, that boss eyed, c-
Jim!
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Sausage.
Yeah, he's had 'em fixed.
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Well, he tried to have 'em fixed,
they're still fucked.
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Your mam want to sex him up,
you know.Oh, God.
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I don't want involving,
because if I go to jail at my age,
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they'll have me
as someone's fucking bitch.
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Go on.
I've got this far in life...
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Right, go on.
..without taking it up the wrongun.
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Quick.
I have no intention of starting now.
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Right, Jim! You can't say
things like that anymore.
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Oh, that's right, cancel me.
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It's got so you can't say fucking
anything these days.
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Bloody Woke Wendy
and the Snowflake Brigade.
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Wanting us all to moisturise...
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..and-and-and-and cry...
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..at films.
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Liking breasts is not a crime
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and I'm getting that
on a fucking T-shirt.
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OK.
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Oi, you fucking cunt.
Get the fuck out of my barn.
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If it isn't Tiny Dick.
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
You all right, Goldie locks,
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with your stupid fucking hair.
Shagging pigs at night
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and sleeping with sex dolls.
You're a fuckwit, dude. Fuck off.
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Has your friend turned up yet?
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No.
Got in over his head, apparently.
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Dead, I'm hearing. Buried under
that new build on Cringle Common.
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Why don't you shut your stupid face,
you stupid blonde prick.
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Yeah, go on. Fuck off out of here.
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Sorry...hormones.
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Oi, don't listen
to a fucking word he says.
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He was in a dangerous place,
but a mate of ours
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got there in time.
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MANOLITO: 'The McDonagh's took him.'
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They might have killed him, Vinnie.
They are psychopaths.
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And he's all right now.
I mean, he's only staying away
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cos he has to, love.
Yeah.
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Right, tell us about this robbery.
What do you want us to do?
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# THE HEAVY: What Makes A Good Man #
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And...there she blows.
Let Vinnie know.
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T-Transporter in vision - over.
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Oh, that's a kestrel that, in't it?
Kestrel, there we go. Yeah.
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A fine bird.
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Go on, run!
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Ooh.
All right, ladies, there a problem?
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You know, to be honest with you,
I didn't expect your uncle's brother
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to be an old white bloke.
Didn't expect it.Kulvinder?
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Mm.He's not.
Ooh...
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Then, Houston, we have a problem.
You fucking what?
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What?
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Oh, fucking fuck.
Wrrrong personage, over.
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Fucking nose, dude.
Whoa! Oh!
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Give us the key fobs now?
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What's this? What's this?
Oh, that was hard.Ow, that hurt.
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Fobs! Encrypted fobs.
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Good actor, isn't he?
Is this a robbery?
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Yes, it is, it's a... Yeah.
Oi!That's not me uncle's brother.
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What are they saying?
What are they saying?Wrong dude.
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That's not him.
It's not his uncle's fucking brother.
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Who's uncle's brother?
That's not him.
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I told you,
you cannot trust the boss-eyed.
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Who the fuck are you?
I'm Eddie Braithwaite.
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Where's Kulvinder?
He's got gut rot,
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doubled over, I filled in
last minute.ERIN: Oh, God.
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ASHLEY: Shut up!
Shut up, you!
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Adyan, you fucked us
right up the arse.
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For crying out loud.
Why did I get punished?
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Listen, we're not bad people,
we really don't wanna hurt you,
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we need the fucking fobs,
right now!!
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Yeah.
And then we can get on our way.
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Give us the key fobs!
OK. Just...
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Give us the fucking key fobs.
Now.Release my hand.
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Oh.
Thank you.
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Are you three in on this?
ALL: Yes.
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Encrypted fobs.
All right, no need for the song
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and dance, if you want
the key fobs then you can...
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No, no, no, no.
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Oh, fuck!
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Now we can't get the fucking cars
off the back of the shagging wagon,
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what we meant to do now?
Let's just go home, forget about it.
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What goes in, must come out.
You're gonna crap them fobs out.
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TOMMO: Fuck!
Ah...hang on.Fuck sake.
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Why do we have to fuck
every single thing up.
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Someone get in the vehicle,
a vehicle of any kind.
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You are coming with us.
Let's take it to Chinese Dan's.
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Ten percent.
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Ten for fuck...
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I'm only asking you
keep 'em for 24 hours.
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Mm...Maybe 48.
48?
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Six hot motors.
I'm taking a tall risk here, Vincent.
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Fifteen.
Five is what you can have.
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Five? That hurts.
Ah, fucking does my head in.
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Twelve and that's me
going out on a limb.
235
00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:06,181
Look at lobster hand on him.
Listen, you started off
236
00:11:06,221 --> 00:11:09,501
with fucking ten. Didn't you, eh?
All right, ten then.
237
00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:11,221
Yes. Done.
238
00:11:11,261 --> 00:11:13,381
Very good negotiation there,
well done.
239
00:11:13,421 --> 00:11:16,101
Yeah, back to square one, in't it.
Oh, you've fucking done me again,
240
00:11:16,141 --> 00:11:19,061
you cunt.
Can I interest you in some togas?
241
00:11:19,101 --> 00:11:21,021
Fancy dress shop went bump,
I've got all sorts.
242
00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:24,741
Got pirates, scooby doos,
Snowy White, seven dwarfs.
243
00:11:24,781 --> 00:11:26,541
What the fucks he looking at me for?
244
00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:28,301
Have you any bloody swag bags
and a dark mask,
245
00:11:28,341 --> 00:11:30,141
cos it'd fucking suit you,
you robbing cunt.
246
00:11:30,181 --> 00:11:33,101
Ooh.
247
00:11:33,141 --> 00:11:36,021
Get out of it. Fuck's sake.
248
00:11:36,061 --> 00:11:38,101
You knob.
249
00:11:38,141 --> 00:11:40,581
JJ?
250
00:11:40,621 --> 00:11:43,061
'Them cars are in-situ,
ready to go now, love.'
251
00:11:43,101 --> 00:11:45,261
Yeah. How long's it gonna take him
to shit out them fobs?
252
00:11:45,301 --> 00:11:48,301
Don't worry about it, I'm a man
with a plan. See you in a bit.
253
00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:54,621
Right, now give over
shagging that wagon. Get down!
254
00:11:54,661 --> 00:11:58,181
DR CHRIS: Super strength laxatives?
VINNIE: For fucks... Yes!
255
00:11:58,221 --> 00:12:01,381
For unblocking your bum when
you need a- I know what they're for,
256
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,581
but what's he doing here?
257
00:12:03,621 --> 00:12:06,901
You're incriminating me
in some illegal, fucking-
258
00:12:06,941 --> 00:12:09,901
Oh, give over. Like you've never
been and fucking committed a crime.
259
00:12:09,941 --> 00:12:13,381
Look, I'll give you free weed
for a month.
260
00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:15,701
And that is a lot of cannabis.
261
00:12:15,741 --> 00:12:18,541
Two.
You are a fucking piece of work.
262
00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:22,221
Done. Fucker!
263
00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:26,741
Put that down.I can't hear
my heart, has it stopped?
264
00:12:26,781 --> 00:12:29,181
Probably, you look clinically dead.
265
00:12:29,221 --> 00:12:31,301
Listen, those fobs
that you've eaten.
266
00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:33,901
They've gone down your oesophagus,
into your stomach
267
00:12:33,941 --> 00:12:37,021
where strong acids are battling
to dissolve them.
268
00:12:37,061 --> 00:12:39,701
Now, what it can't dissolve,
it'll push it down
269
00:12:39,741 --> 00:12:42,381
and try and expel it
through your stool.
270
00:12:42,421 --> 00:12:45,061
The problem is, if there's a snag.
Snag?
271
00:12:45,101 --> 00:12:46,701
It often gets snagged.
272
00:12:46,741 --> 00:12:49,701
I had a coffee enema once,
there was stuff coming out of that
273
00:12:49,741 --> 00:12:51,381
I hadn't eaten since the late '80s.
274
00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:54,381
How long is it gonna be
before we're reunited
275
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:57,501
with these bloody fobs, here, man?
24 hours, minimum.
276
00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:59,861
Fuck me. Fucking hell.
Right, well listen,
277
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:01,861
we're keeping a fucking eye
on this knobhead.
278
00:13:01,901 --> 00:13:04,581
You don't leave our sight, you!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
279
00:13:04,621 --> 00:13:06,701
I've got to be places.
280
00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,621
I'm a good judge of character
and you seem like a kind man.Mm.
281
00:13:11,661 --> 00:13:14,821
You've picked the worst
possible weekend to kidnap me.
282
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,781
Right.
I've made all sorts of commitments,
283
00:13:16,821 --> 00:13:19,981
I'm gonna let everybody down.
He's a worrier. You're a worrier.
284
00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:23,501
Give over worrying now.
Listen, we'll look after you.
285
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,981
I need you to go and stick that
up your bum, dead quick...
286
00:13:27,021 --> 00:13:29,221
..and tell us
what you're meant to be doing.
287
00:13:30,621 --> 00:13:33,101
First things first,
I've got me twins birthday tomorrow.
288
00:13:33,141 --> 00:13:35,781
Nine years old and I oof...
and I'm sorting the whole thing-
289
00:13:35,821 --> 00:13:37,941
Your twins' birthday, 9 years old?
What? Do you think
290
00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:41,021
we were born yesterday. Trying
to play the fucking sympathy card.
291
00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:43,261
Oi, how the fuck
has he still got this?
292
00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:46,381
'I can't wait
for our birthday party.'
'Dad, when are you home?'
293
00:13:46,421 --> 00:13:48,941
There we go, got kids.
How have you got that? Get off it.
294
00:13:48,981 --> 00:13:51,421
Here. Right.
So we've got Birthdays.
295
00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:54,181
What else have we got?
Charity darts match, tonight.
296
00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:56,821
You can forget that
your fucking missing it.
297
00:13:56,861 --> 00:13:59,181
It's for kids with spina bifida.
298
00:13:59,221 --> 00:14:00,981
Bullseye theme,
7 o'clock, Coach and Horses.
299
00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:03,301
What the fuck is bulls eye?
300
00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,941
Jim Bowen, you know,
"Smashing, great, superb".
301
00:14:05,981 --> 00:14:09,061
Fucking darts! Fat-wristed men
and women, playing fucking darts,
302
00:14:09,101 --> 00:14:11,901
that was entertainment back then.
"One hundred and eighty."
303
00:14:11,941 --> 00:14:14,581
"Let's have a look at what
you would've won."Well, I'm Bully.
304
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,781
Star of the show.
TOMMO: The star of the show.
305
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,941
Oh, lovely, get the fuck on with it,
what else you got?
306
00:14:18,981 --> 00:14:21,261
I've got to move my cousin's barge.
Oh, barge, me bollocks.
307
00:14:21,301 --> 00:14:22,901
That's not urgent like?
Not urgent?
308
00:14:22,941 --> 00:14:24,941
He's in Marbella,
he's lent us the boat,
309
00:14:24,981 --> 00:14:27,741
I've left it on a temporary mooring.
If I don't shift it by tonight,
310
00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:30,821
one thousand pounds fine.
That's fucking dear, in't it.
311
00:14:30,861 --> 00:14:33,101
We'll accompany you to
all these different events.
312
00:14:33,141 --> 00:14:35,501
For fuck sake.
We have to, don't we.
313
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,621
Until he craps out
these shagging fobs.
314
00:14:37,661 --> 00:14:39,781
Let them laxatives kick in.
315
00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:42,741
Go with the flow of things
and everything's gonna be all right.
316
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:45,901
I promise.
Oh, guys... It's Brian Kennerley.
317
00:14:45,941 --> 00:14:47,861
Brian Kennerley,
why does that ring a bell, that?
318
00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:50,821
# LINK RAY: Rumble #
319
00:14:50,861 --> 00:14:52,741
What the fuck?
320
00:14:52,781 --> 00:14:54,981
What the fuck?!
321
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:57,421
We nicked his mother's coffin.
Oh, yeah, we did, didn't we.
322
00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,781
How do you know him?
He's my boss. Terrible man.
323
00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:02,661
He'll know the cars
haven't been delivered
324
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:06,221
and probably call the police.
Shit, you'd better answer.
325
00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:09,341
Tell him you've been
fucking delayed and that.
326
00:15:10,581 --> 00:15:12,661
Ey up, Brian, everything OK?
327
00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:15,661
No, everything's not fucking OK.
328
00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:18,301
Why aren't the motors there?
There's been a d-delay.
329
00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:20,261
Funny story actually.
330
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:22,781
Why'd I say funny story?
What's the funny story?
331
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:26,821
Cows on the motorway.Cows on the-
I had to stop to help a nun.
332
00:15:26,861 --> 00:15:28,941
Oh, my God.
'I don't give a shit about a nun.'
333
00:15:28,981 --> 00:15:31,901
What your ETA?
Vague, very vague, very vague.
334
00:15:31,941 --> 00:15:33,901
Yeah, good, thank you.
335
00:15:33,941 --> 00:15:36,141
Very close now.Yeah.
Making good headway.
336
00:15:36,181 --> 00:15:39,501
Well, I'm fucking off home,
cause it's my fucking anniversary
337
00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:41,181
but Carlton's waiting at the depot,
338
00:15:41,221 --> 00:15:42,981
he's going to tell me
when you get there.
339
00:15:43,021 --> 00:15:44,741
'Comprende, bellend?'
340
00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:47,061
Yes, comprende. Parlez vous.
341
00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:49,421
No code.
Fuck, that's a problem.
342
00:15:49,461 --> 00:15:51,741
That's a fucking problem. Shit.
343
00:15:51,781 --> 00:15:53,821
Can-Can we get
to this bloody Carlton?
344
00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:56,221
Not a chance.
He's in a secure compound
345
00:15:56,261 --> 00:15:58,261
and they don't open the gates
until I arrive.
346
00:15:58,301 --> 00:16:00,421
We'll need to get to one of them
or we're fucked.
347
00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:02,341
Right, fuck it.
Kennerley's it is, then. Yeah?
348
00:16:02,381 --> 00:16:04,861
Right, split up. Come on.
It's all right.
349
00:16:13,021 --> 00:16:15,941
# THE SPENCER DAVIS GROUP:
Gimme Some Lovin' #
350
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,181
What you stopping for?
Because Brian Kennerley's house
351
00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:33,701
is gonna have CCTV,
fucking doorbell cameras,
352
00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:36,381
the works.
So, you gaff the licence plates
353
00:16:36,421 --> 00:16:39,181
and you, sir,
go and grab the masks. Onwards!
354
00:16:41,781 --> 00:16:45,541
# Well, my temperature's rising
And my feet on the floor
355
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:48,501
# Crazy people knocking... #
Right, here's what where gonna do.
356
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,581
We'll look round the back,
check out the occupants,
357
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:52,981
work out their location
and make an informed plan of attack.
358
00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:55,301
Or we can go through the front door,
I brought pepper spray.
359
00:16:55,341 --> 00:16:57,661
What have I said about pepper spray?
I can't be trusted with it.
360
00:16:57,701 --> 00:17:00,541
Right. Get on.
361
00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:03,221
EDDIE: State of this outfit.
There's nowt wrong with it.
362
00:17:03,261 --> 00:17:05,941
It's got holes in the gusset.
Shut up and put your lid on.
363
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,461
How many people have been wearing
this? Stinks of BO.
364
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:12,061
SUGAR: I don't like this,
it feels creepy.Bat Boy.
365
00:17:12,101 --> 00:17:14,381
Is it fuck creepy.
Fuck's sake lads.
366
00:17:14,421 --> 00:17:16,861
There's an Ocado box out front,
it's as middle class as fuck.
367
00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:18,381
Yeah. But what if he catches us?
368
00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:20,581
Him and his wife won Cunt Couple
Of The Year 3 years running.
369
00:17:20,621 --> 00:17:22,861
You know that's not a real thing,
don't you?
370
00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:25,101
Just as well,
be a fucking tight competition.
371
00:17:25,141 --> 00:17:27,101
Jesus,
I hope that Brian doesn't know
372
00:17:27,141 --> 00:17:29,021
my Cardi fell
on his dead mother's boob.
373
00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:31,701
CARDI: Jesus, I think
one of her boobs just popped.
374
00:17:31,741 --> 00:17:34,901
And he's been frigging himself off
to it ever since.
375
00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:38,981
Right then, Patrick, what category?
376
00:17:39,021 --> 00:17:42,341
Places please, Jim.
Places, right.
377
00:17:43,381 --> 00:17:45,741
Brenda, Places.
378
00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:47,741
Take your time.
379
00:17:47,781 --> 00:17:51,941
Where's my money, Eddie?
Oh, Benny...
380
00:17:51,981 --> 00:17:54,781
Moo.
Never mind fucking "Moo",
381
00:17:54,821 --> 00:17:57,621
I want that 500. Tonight.
382
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,501
I'm doing this, aren't I.
Tonight. No bullshit.
383
00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,941
Yeah, yeah, I promise. Promise.
384
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,861
Bully.
Oh...
385
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:07,661
D-I-S-C...
386
00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:09,541
This is great.
387
00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:11,501
I wonder if you can get
old episodes on YouTube?
388
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,381
"This is great".
Let's get fuck...
389
00:18:13,421 --> 00:18:16,301
Do not YouTube
that kind of boring shit.
390
00:18:16,341 --> 00:18:19,541
Who the fuck would
YouTube sommat like that?
391
00:18:20,781 --> 00:18:23,941
EDDIE: Hello, Arthur, um...
I've got a favour to ask you, mate.
392
00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:26,821
Come with me for a sec.
BOWEN: Carol, your turn coming up.
393
00:18:26,861 --> 00:18:28,381
What you hoping for? Books?
394
00:18:33,301 --> 00:18:36,181
SUGAR: I hope he's making her
a nice anniversary dinner.
395
00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:39,341
Maybe's it's take out, you know.
No, they're most likely upstairs,
396
00:18:39,381 --> 00:18:42,141
togs on, taxi ordered.
CAROL: Ah, very romantic.
397
00:18:42,181 --> 00:18:45,061
I feel bad we have to restrain
and incarcerate them.
398
00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:47,261
I know, I love anniversaries.
399
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:50,941
Flowers, presents,
cards with lovely words in 'em.
400
00:18:50,981 --> 00:18:53,821
You know, just like being in love.
ASHLEY: It's romantic.
401
00:18:53,861 --> 00:18:56,181
It's a celebration, in't it?
All right, Chatty Cathy,
402
00:18:56,221 --> 00:18:57,781
is the doors open?
403
00:19:04,341 --> 00:19:07,661
Bad Brian. Bad, bad Brian.
404
00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:09,861
Bad...
405
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:12,501
Brian?!
Hey!
406
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:15,541
Who the fuck are you fuckers?
407
00:19:15,581 --> 00:19:17,141
Get him!
408
00:19:17,181 --> 00:19:19,181
Get the woman.
She's pregnant.
409
00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:20,981
Get her gently.
410
00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,741
Right.
411
00:19:22,781 --> 00:19:25,061
Ah, not my eyes.
412
00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:27,421
Whoa!
Who the fuck are you?!
413
00:19:27,461 --> 00:19:30,621
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Honestly, there's nothing to fear.
414
00:19:30,661 --> 00:19:33,541
Come any closer
and someone gets fucking whacked.
415
00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:35,941
Don't be scared, please.
Look, I'm pregnant too.
416
00:19:35,981 --> 00:19:38,861
We don't want that baby
getting stressed.Settle, petal.
417
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:41,501
We're just here for a little
tete-a-tete
418
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:44,061
with you and your husband.
Husband? He's not my husband.
419
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:46,621
I live next door.
ASHLEY: My arm!
420
00:19:46,661 --> 00:19:48,341
What?
Where the fuck's his wife then?
421
00:19:48,381 --> 00:19:51,541
With her sister,
she'll be back about eleven.
422
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,821
Spicy.
Oh...yeah.
423
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,621
Right, Geography.
424
00:19:57,661 --> 00:20:00,581
That's your subject.
Are you enjoying yourself?
425
00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:03,541
All the Is...
Reminds me of my dad, this.
426
00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:06,181
Used to watch it with him
when we were kids.
427
00:20:06,221 --> 00:20:08,221
Useless wanker.
428
00:20:08,261 --> 00:20:10,461
Reminds me of Dylan,
we used to get stoned and laugh
429
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,901
at Jim Bowen's Farahs.
430
00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:16,981
BOWEN: Right. Right, Carol.
You nervous?
431
00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:19,301
I fucking blame myself, you know.
432
00:20:19,341 --> 00:20:21,181
For all that shit
with the McDonaghs and Dylan.
433
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,141
It's my bloody fault.
It's not your fault, Vin.
434
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,141
Right,
Dylan has got a brilliant mind,
435
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,181
he could've done a million things,
436
00:20:28,221 --> 00:20:30,341
but he decided to stay with you
and dick around.
437
00:20:30,381 --> 00:20:32,261
It's not your fault.
438
00:20:32,301 --> 00:20:34,461
Perhaps, he thought
he could do better somewhere else.
439
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,581
Well, at least
we know he's alive, eh.
440
00:20:37,621 --> 00:20:39,381
Mm.
441
00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:41,781
All them fucking posters,
442
00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:44,261
you know and just a couple
of vague texts...Mm.
443
00:20:44,301 --> 00:20:46,381
What's that all about,
where the fuck is he?
444
00:20:46,421 --> 00:20:49,381
He's probably scared, Vin? I mean...
445
00:20:49,421 --> 00:20:51,501
I know what that's like.
446
00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:56,101
I just want me friend back.
BOWEN: Right, so...
447
00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:58,541
here's the geography question:
448
00:20:58,581 --> 00:21:00,101
in which country
449
00:21:00,141 --> 00:21:03,781
is the Orinoco River located?
450
00:21:03,821 --> 00:21:05,261
Mozambique?
451
00:21:05,301 --> 00:21:07,741
I'm afraid not, no.
452
00:21:07,781 --> 00:21:09,541
Bully.
453
00:21:09,581 --> 00:21:11,781
Bully?
What's he doing?
454
00:21:11,821 --> 00:21:14,741
Bully! It's incorrect, Bully!
455
00:21:15,821 --> 00:21:17,981
What's going on?
Summat's not right.
456
00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:20,421
What the bloody...
His shoes.
457
00:21:20,461 --> 00:21:22,821
He's got different fucking shoes on.
Never mind his shoes.
458
00:21:22,861 --> 00:21:24,701
Size of Frodo Shaggings.
Get over here.
459
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,941
Who the fuck are you?
You're not Eddie?
460
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:29,461
Arthur. He shot out the back door.
461
00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:32,141
He offered me a pint.
462
00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:34,421
Fucker!
Eddie?!
463
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,301
Shit!
464
00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:42,901
Evening.
465
00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:46,021
Anyone win the speed boat?
466
00:21:46,061 --> 00:21:47,941
# DUSTY SPRINGFIELD:
The Look Of Love #
467
00:21:47,981 --> 00:21:50,701
So, let me just get this straight,
right. You...
468
00:21:50,741 --> 00:21:52,981
Have a bit of respect.
469
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,541
All right, fucking hell.
Uh...You, right,
470
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,541
you live next door, with your-
My husband.
471
00:21:57,581 --> 00:22:00,061
Husband, your husband, right.
And you, sir, happily married,
472
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:03,541
yet you are ploughing
this particular field,
473
00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:05,501
despite the fact,
or-or because of the fact,
474
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,941
that she is eight months pregnant.
Eight and a half.
475
00:22:08,821 --> 00:22:10,901
Eight and half.Do you know
what you're having?A boy.
476
00:22:10,941 --> 00:22:13,621
Oh, my God, me too, congrats...
477
00:22:13,661 --> 00:22:16,421
We thought it was your anniversary.
It is. Mine and hers.
478
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,341
Ah, babe.
Hang on...
479
00:22:18,381 --> 00:22:20,541
how long's that been going on?
Tell her fuck all.
480
00:22:20,581 --> 00:22:23,101
Two years.
TOMMO: Right, so that baby,
481
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,661
in there,
which you are yet to...
482
00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:27,701
evacuate from yon womb,
483
00:22:27,741 --> 00:22:30,781
uh...that could very well belong
to either of these men.
484
00:22:30,821 --> 00:22:32,621
What the fuck's
it got to do with you?
485
00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:34,701
Just interesting. It's interesting.
Could be, yes.
486
00:22:34,741 --> 00:22:37,821
You should be ashamed of yourselves,
the pair of youse, so you should be.
487
00:22:37,861 --> 00:22:40,021
Bringing a baby into this scenario.
488
00:22:40,061 --> 00:22:42,181
This is worse than what happened
to Aunt Dedra.Dedra.
489
00:22:42,221 --> 00:22:44,461
And that was her colonoscopy doctor.
Colonoscopy doctor
490
00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:47,261
Hang on a minute.
You fuckers break in here,
491
00:22:47,301 --> 00:22:49,661
into my house, you tie us up
492
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:53,101
and then you fucking stand there
fucking moralising?!
493
00:22:53,141 --> 00:22:56,301
I mean, who the fuck are you, eh?
What do you want? Money?
494
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,181
Hey, keep your goddamn voice down.
495
00:22:58,221 --> 00:23:00,661
Ashley don't do the voice, love,
you sound unhinged.
496
00:23:00,701 --> 00:23:03,981
All we want is your phone,
which we already have.
497
00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:05,781
So, open it, please.
498
00:23:05,821 --> 00:23:08,381
Open it. Open it.
499
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,341
Open it.
500
00:23:10,381 --> 00:23:12,021
Oh, fuck.
501
00:23:12,061 --> 00:23:14,141
I'll stand down Carlton.
502
00:23:14,181 --> 00:23:16,581
Right, can we-can we all
just take a deep breath.
503
00:23:16,621 --> 00:23:19,621
We're here simply
to keep you two company.
504
00:23:19,661 --> 00:23:22,741
And then-And then,
we will uh...disappear,
505
00:23:22,781 --> 00:23:25,861
like puffs of smoke,
into the night from wence we came.
506
00:23:25,901 --> 00:23:28,181
Help! Help!
Shush!
507
00:23:28,221 --> 00:23:30,261
Help!
Shut up!
508
00:23:30,301 --> 00:23:32,821
We're triple glazed,
it's state of the art glass.
509
00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:35,261
Please, let me free,
for the sake of the baby.
510
00:23:35,301 --> 00:23:38,861
I can't be here
when his wife gets home.
511
00:23:38,901 --> 00:23:41,981
ALL: Oh!
Fucking shite.
512
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:45,061
Yeah.
513
00:23:45,101 --> 00:23:48,181
Uh... She ha-She has...She has...
got a point though, hasn't she?
514
00:23:48,221 --> 00:23:50,461
If the wife comes home,
it'll be a like a fucking episode
515
00:23:50,501 --> 00:23:52,821
of Jerry Springer or sommat.
Hell hath no fury
516
00:23:52,861 --> 00:23:55,541
like a woman who comes home to find
out that her husband's knocked up
517
00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:57,901
the younger, fitter, hotter next
door neighbour.
518
00:23:57,941 --> 00:23:59,741
So, so, so...here's my plan.
Mm.
519
00:23:59,781 --> 00:24:02,021
We put them both in my fuck truck,
we take 'em out for a spin
520
00:24:02,061 --> 00:24:04,261
then when we get the signal,
we drop 'em off and leave them
521
00:24:04,301 --> 00:24:06,821
with their own fucking emotional
car crash.Emotional car crash.
522
00:24:06,861 --> 00:24:08,861
Yeah!Yeah. I agree.
Nice one.
523
00:24:10,301 --> 00:24:12,421
VINNIE: Fuck me, this was meant
to be a piece of piss job
524
00:24:12,461 --> 00:24:15,541
now we are moving a fucking barge.
When is he gonna need a poo?
525
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,221
You know what I mean.
You lot been on a barging holiday?
526
00:24:18,261 --> 00:24:19,821
No.
No, looks shit.
527
00:24:19,861 --> 00:24:22,141
I'm not a beach man myself.
Went to Benalmadena once,
528
00:24:22,181 --> 00:24:24,661
got bit by a jellyfish.
You mean stung?
529
00:24:24,701 --> 00:24:26,981
No, no, bit,
took a chunk out of my arm.
530
00:24:27,021 --> 00:24:30,061
I said to the kids "Me and
abroad we're finished".
531
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:32,861
Yeah, you'll be hard pressed to find
a more relaxing holiday, than this.
532
00:24:32,901 --> 00:24:35,981
Ah, see! She's a beauty, isn't she.
533
00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:38,301
Right, you lot have a look downstairs
and I'll er...
534
00:24:38,341 --> 00:24:41,541
I'll sort out the ropes.
Hey, keep your fucking eye on him.
535
00:24:43,461 --> 00:24:46,021
It's like a little house.
Only t-t-tiny.
536
00:24:46,061 --> 00:24:47,781
Fucking hell. Look at the size.
537
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,741
It's big when you get inside,
in't it.Yeah.
538
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,741
Do you know what I'm thinking.
What?
539
00:24:51,781 --> 00:24:55,021
This'd be a bloody good location for
the Manolito weed grow, wouldn't it.
540
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:57,101
On a barge?
Yeah. On a bar...
541
00:24:57,141 --> 00:24:59,821
I mean, Christ it's inconspicuous,
you know what I mean?
542
00:24:59,861 --> 00:25:02,581
It's fucking big enough, every
other week, we could just shift it.
543
00:25:02,621 --> 00:25:04,901
No-one's gonna catch us on this.
Vin...
544
00:25:04,941 --> 00:25:06,581
Mm-hm.
You're not thinking big enough.
545
00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:08,781
Ah-ha?
Why don't we expanded our business.
546
00:25:08,821 --> 00:25:12,061
Online: resins, edibles, fucking...
547
00:25:12,101 --> 00:25:14,061
micro-dosing.
What's that mean?
548
00:25:14,101 --> 00:25:18,301
Little capsules
with magic mushrooms or LSD.
549
00:25:18,341 --> 00:25:20,381
Yeah.
Like a f-f-fun sized Mars bar.
550
00:25:20,421 --> 00:25:23,061
Yes. Fucking hell, they're good fun,
but you've gotta get 'em right.
551
00:25:23,101 --> 00:25:25,941
Listen, I can't screw over Manolito,
552
00:25:25,981 --> 00:25:28,221
all right, not after saving Dylan
from the MacDonaghs.
553
00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:30,381
No, I'm not-I'm not saying
screw him over, I'm saying
554
00:25:30,421 --> 00:25:34,421
grow for him, yeah,
but do our own sideline thing.
555
00:25:34,461 --> 00:25:38,221
And at college I learned how
to set up web pages, secure links.
556
00:25:38,261 --> 00:25:40,421
Did you?
Yes.
557
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,621
How long have you been thinking
about all this?
558
00:25:44,981 --> 00:25:48,501
A while. And obviously,
cos of what happened with Dylan,
559
00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:51,461
we'd need to keep everything...
Zipped!
560
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:54,821
Agreed?
Mm-hm.Agreed.
561
00:25:54,861 --> 00:25:56,941
Mm-hm.
562
00:25:59,021 --> 00:26:01,621
Agreed.
You get on my nerves, you.
563
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:04,101
EDDIE: All crew to starboard.
564
00:26:04,141 --> 00:26:06,261
That's it, don't be shy.
565
00:26:06,301 --> 00:26:08,341
Give it a good hard push
and away we go.
566
00:26:08,381 --> 00:26:10,501
That's it, one more.
Go on, one more.
567
00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:13,621
That's it. Right, get yourself
down here and undo them now.
568
00:26:13,661 --> 00:26:15,781
What you like at knots, Vinnie?
569
00:26:15,821 --> 00:26:18,101
Yeah, uh...I don't know.
Just... That's it.
570
00:26:18,141 --> 00:26:20,181
Undo the thing.
571
00:26:20,221 --> 00:26:22,261
Get that one undone, there.
That's it.This?
572
00:26:22,301 --> 00:26:24,301
That's the one, through the hole.
We going round-
573
00:26:24,341 --> 00:26:26,461
Throw that on the side.
It's a fucking disaster
574
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,501
down here, man.
575
00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:32,901
Here you are. Here you are.
It's getting tighter.
576
00:26:32,941 --> 00:26:34,781
It's this bit here.
You're making it tighter.
577
00:26:34,821 --> 00:26:36,541
It's this... Whoa, whoa.
578
00:26:36,581 --> 00:26:38,181
Oi, oi, oi! Fuck!
Won't be a sec.
579
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:39,981
What?
Just gonna get this round here.
580
00:26:40,021 --> 00:26:42,501
Are you fucking running away?
Turning it round.
581
00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:45,061
Are you?
They need to come onto the-
582
00:26:45,101 --> 00:26:47,541
That's it. Ooh, watch the cap!
What cap?
583
00:26:50,981 --> 00:26:53,021
Shit!
I'm drowning.
584
00:26:53,061 --> 00:26:55,061
Help!
Well, fucking swim then.
585
00:26:55,101 --> 00:26:57,701
I'm drowning.
Ah, he'll be all right.
586
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,541
Come on.
Cardi, it's shallow. Stand up.
587
00:27:00,581 --> 00:27:02,061
What?
Stand up!
588
00:27:02,101 --> 00:27:05,461
Stand up!
Oh, yeah.
589
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,781
Oi. What the fuck?
590
00:27:07,821 --> 00:27:10,981
Eddie? You fucking promised
you wouldn't do this.
591
00:27:11,021 --> 00:27:13,541
Yeah, well,
you underestimated Eddie Braithwaite.
592
00:27:13,581 --> 00:27:15,581
I'm smarter than the average bear.
593
00:27:17,381 --> 00:27:19,421
Edward?!
594
00:27:19,461 --> 00:27:21,861
Right, come on, get up.
Let's get your hands, get you out.
595
00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:23,781
Help!
I mean, I can't...I won't...
596
00:27:23,821 --> 00:27:25,941
Save yourselves.
Pull him up.
597
00:27:25,981 --> 00:27:29,581
Eh, now who's the idiot?
You're a fucking idiot!
598
00:27:29,621 --> 00:27:32,821
Dude, you're making a low-speed
getaway on a fucking barge,
599
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:35,661
we're neck and neck.Yeah,
but you can't reach me, can you.
600
00:27:35,701 --> 00:27:38,421
I'm free.
Fuck's sake.
601
00:27:38,461 --> 00:27:41,021
I'm gonna get blamed for this,
I know I am.
602
00:27:42,021 --> 00:27:45,501
I was the driver in charge of
that truck, and I had the motive.
603
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,181
What motive?
604
00:27:47,221 --> 00:27:50,021
You shouldn't steal, you know,
did your parents never tell you?
605
00:27:50,061 --> 00:27:54,101
No, and as a result, I'm now
an extremely professional thief.
606
00:27:54,141 --> 00:27:56,341
Edward, listen to me, man.
607
00:27:56,381 --> 00:27:59,461
There's no way we're gonna let you
get in trouble for any of this shit.
608
00:27:59,501 --> 00:28:02,221
Why me? Why today?
609
00:28:02,261 --> 00:28:04,741
I try and help out,
try and do the right thing.
610
00:28:04,781 --> 00:28:07,141
I try and earn extra money
when Kulvinder gets gut rot
611
00:28:07,181 --> 00:28:09,301
and where does it get me?
I know, dude, listen,
612
00:28:09,341 --> 00:28:12,341
Eddie, I'm fucking sorry, man.
It does, it sucks.
613
00:28:12,381 --> 00:28:14,821
I'm such a failure.
No, you're not.
614
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:18,501
Everything keeps going wrong.
Dude, you're not a failure, man.
615
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:21,581
I try and bring the kids up right,
I try and do the right thing,
616
00:28:21,621 --> 00:28:23,741
but life keeps shitting
all over me.
617
00:28:23,781 --> 00:28:26,261
All right, now, now,
listen to me, now.
618
00:28:26,301 --> 00:28:28,141
That's enough.
You're over getting yourself.
619
00:28:28,181 --> 00:28:29,781
Just pull in,
620
00:28:29,821 --> 00:28:32,341
let's put a cup of tea on, right,
621
00:28:32,381 --> 00:28:34,861
and-and we'll sort out the party.
622
00:28:34,901 --> 00:28:37,181
Put it in neutral.
Come on, pull in, love.
623
00:28:45,501 --> 00:28:48,181
Here you go, pal.
Ah.Get warmed up, you.
624
00:28:48,221 --> 00:28:50,541
EDDIE: I've messed up, Vinnie.
625
00:28:50,581 --> 00:28:53,221
I'm ashamed to admit it.
626
00:28:53,261 --> 00:28:54,741
I...
627
00:28:54,781 --> 00:28:57,141
I've got a problem.
628
00:28:57,181 --> 00:28:59,061
It's these apps.
629
00:28:59,101 --> 00:29:02,141
They're just too easy.
630
00:29:02,181 --> 00:29:04,621
Every bored minute I'm on 'em,
631
00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:08,021
horseracing, roulette, football.
632
00:29:09,341 --> 00:29:11,341
I've...
633
00:29:11,381 --> 00:29:15,061
I haven't picked the right Christmas
number one for 17 years running
634
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:18,661
and it hasn't fucking snowed.
Christ.
635
00:29:19,701 --> 00:29:22,461
I mean, how deep in are you?
636
00:29:22,501 --> 00:29:24,901
Thousands.
Christ.
637
00:29:24,941 --> 00:29:29,141
I owe people money and
I'm borrowing from Peter to pay Paul,
638
00:29:29,181 --> 00:29:31,981
but now Peter wants his 500 quid.
639
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:35,581
Well, it's...Benny Buckley, actually.
640
00:29:35,621 --> 00:29:37,901
He was the fella in the pub,
that's why I had to run.
641
00:29:37,941 --> 00:29:40,381
Oh.
642
00:29:40,421 --> 00:29:42,381
And so, you can't go home because...
643
00:29:42,421 --> 00:29:45,181
I've promised the wife I've sorted
the kids' birthday parties.
644
00:29:46,141 --> 00:29:49,221
We've got 40 kids
turning up tomorrow,
645
00:29:49,261 --> 00:29:52,221
twenty each,
I've told them it's all sorted
646
00:29:52,261 --> 00:29:54,221
and organised and paid for.
647
00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:57,581
How the fuck did you think
you'd get away with all this shit?
648
00:29:57,621 --> 00:30:01,261
Kilimanjaro's Bucket,
3:30 at Aintree.
649
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,501
Dirty Barry at work gave me a tip.
650
00:30:04,381 --> 00:30:07,461
Said it was a dead cert,
knows the trainer.
651
00:30:08,821 --> 00:30:11,581
Right, and let me guess...
it's fucking lost, hasn't it.
652
00:30:11,621 --> 00:30:14,141
Well I don't know, do I.
Because I was about to pull over
653
00:30:14,181 --> 00:30:16,341
and put the bet on,
when you lot flagged me down.
654
00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:19,061
I'll tell you what I'll do,
save you a fucking job, hang fire.
655
00:30:19,101 --> 00:30:21,221
It'll have lost, won't it.
656
00:30:21,261 --> 00:30:24,421
Eh, your fucking track record.
It'll have lost.
657
00:30:24,461 --> 00:30:27,181
And so would your money have been.
Here we go.
658
00:30:27,221 --> 00:30:28,741
Mm.
659
00:30:30,061 --> 00:30:32,221
Did very well.
It won, didn't it.
660
00:30:32,261 --> 00:30:33,981
Yeah.
Fucking hell.
661
00:30:34,021 --> 00:30:36,381
You see this is the thing
about being a gambler.
662
00:30:36,421 --> 00:30:40,261
You rely on these occasional wins
to cancel out some of your losses.
663
00:30:40,301 --> 00:30:43,221
Look, man, you need to get help
for this gambling.
664
00:30:43,261 --> 00:30:46,381
It's fucking insane. All this
bullshit we've been through.
665
00:30:46,421 --> 00:30:48,621
I swear to God, if you carry on
the way you have been doing,
666
00:30:48,661 --> 00:30:51,861
your gonna lose everything?
Oh, come on. What am I gonna do?
667
00:30:52,741 --> 00:30:55,101
My kids are gonna know
I've let 'em down and...
668
00:30:55,141 --> 00:30:57,301
I'm on a final warning with Maria.
669
00:30:58,741 --> 00:31:01,941
You said "parties". Plural.
670
00:31:01,981 --> 00:31:04,261
Have you promised them one each?
671
00:31:04,301 --> 00:31:07,021
Me son wants
a football party with goals
672
00:31:07,061 --> 00:31:09,661
and a referee and corner flags,
and the little princess wants
673
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:13,181
a ghosts and ghouls party.
I've said there was gonna be food
674
00:31:13,221 --> 00:31:15,341
and goody bags, the whole shebang.
675
00:31:15,381 --> 00:31:17,661
I mean,
we can sort this out, I think.
676
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:20,621
I mean, honestly, mate,
I feel as responsible as you do.
677
00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:22,781
I'm gonna see to it,
me and this lot,
678
00:31:22,821 --> 00:31:26,421
that them kids have
the best fucking birthday party
679
00:31:26,461 --> 00:31:29,501
they've ever had in their lives.
680
00:31:30,781 --> 00:31:33,181
Yeah.
681
00:31:33,221 --> 00:31:35,341
Have you ever robbed owt?
682
00:31:37,101 --> 00:31:38,501
Right.
683
00:31:38,541 --> 00:31:40,221
WAIT until I get to the van,
684
00:31:40,261 --> 00:31:42,501
I'll give you a signal,
then dash 'em over.
685
00:31:49,901 --> 00:31:52,981
Get back in your box,
that's it. Fuck the fuck off.
686
00:31:53,021 --> 00:31:55,541
I've got a 10" inch dildo in here
with your name on it, Maureen,
687
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:58,341
go back to your Chianti.
688
00:31:58,381 --> 00:32:00,381
And...
689
00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:10,981
Go. Go. Go. Go.
690
00:32:11,021 --> 00:32:12,541
Go.
691
00:32:12,581 --> 00:32:16,141
Shh.
Get your fucking hands off me.
692
00:32:16,181 --> 00:32:19,781
You are dead, you fuckers!
693
00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:25,021
Mrs Manford!
694
00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:31,501
Mrs Manford!
695
00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,461
Superior sound proofing.
Mrs Man-
696
00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:39,261
Mrs Man...
697
00:32:39,301 --> 00:32:42,101
It's a brand new rug that, and all.
698
00:32:42,141 --> 00:32:45,101
# CAPTAIN BEEFHEART & HIS MAGIC BAND:
Zig-Zag Wanderer #
699
00:32:49,821 --> 00:32:51,821
I've got it.
700
00:32:53,261 --> 00:32:55,261
Go. You go.
701
00:32:58,341 --> 00:33:00,341
Oh, God.
702
00:33:03,661 --> 00:33:06,381
Your fucking lights on strobe.
703
00:33:06,421 --> 00:33:07,901
Cunt.
704
00:33:09,461 --> 00:33:11,021
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
705
00:33:14,941 --> 00:33:16,501
Oh!
706
00:33:18,061 --> 00:33:20,061
Ah...shit.
707
00:33:21,461 --> 00:33:23,821
There you go.
ERIN: What you on about?
708
00:33:23,861 --> 00:33:26,421
Toga.
That's yoga, Calvin.
709
00:33:27,301 --> 00:33:30,461
We want togas. Fancy dress.
710
00:33:30,501 --> 00:33:33,141
Oh... Oh, that's aisle three.
711
00:33:38,901 --> 00:33:41,501
So...you there. There.
712
00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,621
Two, one, go.
713
00:33:46,661 --> 00:33:49,861
CAROL: How long?
714
00:33:49,901 --> 00:33:52,301
Sixty-six seconds.
Oh shit, that's short.
715
00:33:52,341 --> 00:33:54,381
This is very quick now,
for a first child.
716
00:33:54,421 --> 00:33:56,181
It's coming, I need the hospital.
717
00:33:56,221 --> 00:33:58,061
OK. Let me down the business front.
718
00:33:58,101 --> 00:34:00,101
I need to see how far she's dilated.
719
00:34:00,141 --> 00:34:02,661
It's OK, it's OK, no worries,
I used to be a nurse.
720
00:34:02,701 --> 00:34:04,701
In a porno.
A fucking porno?
721
00:34:04,741 --> 00:34:06,901
Eager beavers, Vol-
Don't TELL him!
722
00:34:06,941 --> 00:34:08,701
It's unavailable.
I wouldn't even try it.
723
00:34:08,741 --> 00:34:12,141
I had the devil's own job trying
to get hold of a copy.
724
00:34:19,941 --> 00:34:22,821
Christ, it's heavy this?
Dude, roll it.
725
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:25,541
It's on fucking rollers,
it's on wheels.
726
00:34:27,781 --> 00:34:30,301
You having fun?
Yeah, lads, it's great, in't it.
727
00:34:37,861 --> 00:34:40,261
Something's happening down there.
728
00:34:40,301 --> 00:34:42,581
Jesus Christ. Lads, go on...
huh, huh.Force it out.
729
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,261
My twins aren't getting married, Vin.
Get that in there.
730
00:34:47,301 --> 00:34:48,941
Come on, you pig!
731
00:34:49,861 --> 00:34:52,541
CAROL: Push down!
732
00:34:52,581 --> 00:34:55,261
Good girl, keep it going for now.
That's excellent, go on.
733
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:58,501
Are you all right, there?
734
00:34:58,541 --> 00:35:02,141
Vaginas are mystic,
complex creatures.
735
00:35:02,181 --> 00:35:04,541
You should get down here, Sugar,
see what's coming towards you
736
00:35:04,581 --> 00:35:06,221
in the next few months.
No, thank you.
737
00:35:06,261 --> 00:35:08,581
Come on, you too, Tommo.
He's not looking!
738
00:35:08,621 --> 00:35:10,701
No, no, no, no...
Listen, no offence or anything,
739
00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:12,821
you know, I'm all
for the start of the process,
740
00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:15,701
but this end of things...
I leave it to the professionals, me.
741
00:35:15,741 --> 00:35:17,621
Oh, Christ Almighty,
there's a fucking head!
742
00:35:19,821 --> 00:35:21,981
Fucking help her then, you bellend.
743
00:35:22,021 --> 00:35:24,661
Oh, my God.
744
00:35:24,701 --> 00:35:26,701
The things I get roped into.
Very well done. Good.
745
00:35:26,741 --> 00:35:28,861
All right. You've got uh...
746
00:35:28,901 --> 00:35:30,821
It's all right, it's...
747
00:35:30,861 --> 00:35:34,181
Breathe. Brea... Oh.
748
00:35:34,221 --> 00:35:36,861
Breathe. Push. Push!
749
00:35:39,421 --> 00:35:41,821
It's all right, Tommo,
it's all natural.
750
00:35:41,861 --> 00:35:43,901
It's no worse than bull jizz.
751
00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:46,541
Oh.
752
00:35:46,581 --> 00:35:49,381
A beautiful boy!
753
00:35:49,421 --> 00:35:52,061
He's absolutely gorgeous.
754
00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:05,461
It's in my mouth.
755
00:36:05,501 --> 00:36:07,901
How we gonna cut the
umbiblical cord?
756
00:36:07,941 --> 00:36:11,141
Could someone not have
brought the scissors to me?
757
00:36:11,181 --> 00:36:13,301
I want you to know,
I was born from an illicit affair
758
00:36:13,341 --> 00:36:15,741
and I never knew my real father,
so I want you to stay
759
00:36:15,781 --> 00:36:18,661
in that boy's life,
always show him love and care, OK?
760
00:36:18,701 --> 00:36:20,701
I will. Course I will.
761
00:36:20,741 --> 00:36:22,661
# SNOW PATROL: You Could Be Happy #
762
00:36:22,701 --> 00:36:25,221
Now what do we do with this?
763
00:36:25,261 --> 00:36:28,301
Clamp a two-finger width
from the baby's body.
764
00:36:28,341 --> 00:36:29,941
Push the blood out.
765
00:36:31,621 --> 00:36:34,341
That's it.
Then another two fingers,
766
00:36:34,381 --> 00:36:36,981
place the second clamp.
There we go.
767
00:36:37,021 --> 00:36:38,661
Now cut in between.
768
00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:46,501
I do think now though,
she needs go to the hospital, Carol.
769
00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:49,621
Ah, nonsense. In Ireland,
I've known babies be born in the pub
770
00:36:49,661 --> 00:36:52,501
then the mother gets up
and has another pint.It's true.
771
00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:56,301
Look at him Brian. He's so gorgeous.
772
00:36:57,301 --> 00:36:59,301
I love him already.
773
00:37:00,501 --> 00:37:02,421
We made that.
774
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,181
What the fuck's going on here?!
775
00:37:08,461 --> 00:37:11,261
# GNARLS BARKLEY:
Run #
776
00:37:13,661 --> 00:37:16,781
# Yeah, it's still the same,
Can't you feel the pain?
777
00:37:16,821 --> 00:37:19,901
# When the needle hits the vein,
ain't nothing like the real thing
778
00:37:19,941 --> 00:37:22,541
# Run! #
779
00:37:22,581 --> 00:37:25,141
CHILDREN: Mum, Dad! Wake up!
780
00:37:25,181 --> 00:37:28,701
Wake up! Wake Up!
781
00:37:28,741 --> 00:37:30,861
Happy birthday, darlings.
782
00:37:30,901 --> 00:37:35,581
# Who were you
To ask for anything more?
783
00:37:37,741 --> 00:37:40,301
# Do you wait
For your dancing lessons
784
00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:45,661
# To be sent from God?
785
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:52,621
# You'd like His light
To shine on you... #
786
00:37:58,621 --> 00:38:00,901
# You've really missed a trick... #
787
00:38:00,941 --> 00:38:03,021
What...the...
788
00:38:03,061 --> 00:38:05,141
Fuck.
789
00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:07,901
Hello.
790
00:38:07,941 --> 00:38:10,621
EDDIE: 'We're coming out.
I want you to see their faces.'
791
00:38:10,661 --> 00:38:13,861
OK. He-Hey...Hey...
792
00:38:13,901 --> 00:38:15,821
Where the hell are you taking us?
Eh.
793
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,541
Who are all these people?
Don't worry.
794
00:38:17,581 --> 00:38:19,541
Stop judging by their looks.
They're with me.
795
00:38:19,581 --> 00:38:22,341
ALL: Whoa...
Here we go!
796
00:38:22,381 --> 00:38:24,741
There you go!
797
00:38:24,781 --> 00:38:27,021
For Darren, a football party.
798
00:38:27,061 --> 00:38:29,461
And for the little princess,
ghosts and ghouls!
799
00:38:30,381 --> 00:38:32,781
Eddie, you've done amazing.
I'm so proud of you.
800
00:38:32,821 --> 00:38:34,661
DARREN: Ah, Dad!
Come here.
801
00:38:34,701 --> 00:38:36,701
You're the best!
ALL: Woo!
802
00:38:38,661 --> 00:38:40,061
Ooh...
803
00:38:40,101 --> 00:38:42,141
I'm gonna shit myself.
804
00:38:42,181 --> 00:38:45,181
Yes. Go on, Ed.
Yes, go and get it done, dude.
805
00:38:45,221 --> 00:38:47,381
I am not gonna make it.
You crap the shite
806
00:38:47,421 --> 00:38:50,341
out of them fobs, dude.
Come on. Sick.
807
00:38:56,861 --> 00:38:58,341
Oh...
808
00:38:58,381 --> 00:39:00,741
so unfortunate.
809
00:39:05,141 --> 00:39:08,141
# BAND OF SKULLS: I Know What I Am #
# High, ho, triple salchow
810
00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:10,861
# I got a feeling like a tidal flow
811
00:39:10,901 --> 00:39:13,141
# But I know what I am,
They know what they are
812
00:39:13,181 --> 00:39:16,701
# So let me be
Gasoline, Saccharine
813
00:39:16,741 --> 00:39:18,901
# I got no reason
For the state I'm in... #
814
00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:21,181
Oh, you beauty.
815
00:39:25,221 --> 00:39:27,541
# Hotel, Taco Bell
816
00:39:27,581 --> 00:39:29,901
# I got the hit
That you know damn well
817
00:39:29,941 --> 00:39:32,661
# But I know what I am,
They know what they are
818
00:39:32,701 --> 00:39:35,421
# So let me be
Cut teeth, better believe
819
00:39:35,461 --> 00:39:37,941
# I got a feeling
That I'm underneath
820
00:39:37,981 --> 00:39:40,941
# But I know what I am,
They know what they are
821
00:39:40,981 --> 00:39:42,861
# So let me be... #
822
00:39:49,661 --> 00:39:52,381
Come on!
823
00:39:54,901 --> 00:39:56,941
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
824
00:40:05,941 --> 00:40:08,781
Police?
I've been kidnapped and robbed.
825
00:40:08,821 --> 00:40:10,821
Help me!
826
00:40:12,101 --> 00:40:14,101
# THE STAPLE SINGERS: The Weight #
827
00:40:16,341 --> 00:40:18,861
# I pulled into Nazareth
828
00:40:18,901 --> 00:40:21,621
# I was feelin' about half past dead
829
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:25,181
# I just needed some place
830
00:40:25,221 --> 00:40:27,501
# Where I could lay my head
831
00:40:29,141 --> 00:40:31,461
# "Hey, mister, can you tell me
832
00:40:31,501 --> 00:40:34,221
# "Where I can might find a bed?"
833
00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:38,061
# He just grinned and shook my hand
834
00:40:38,101 --> 00:40:40,261
# And, "No" was all he said
835
00:40:41,661 --> 00:40:43,541
# Take a load off, Fanny... #
836
00:40:43,581 --> 00:40:45,941
Now then, Dyldo...
837
00:40:45,981 --> 00:40:48,021
just finished a job.
That didn't go well.
838
00:40:48,061 --> 00:40:50,301
As per the usual.
839
00:40:50,341 --> 00:40:53,021
I just fucking miss you, man,
wherever you are.
840
00:40:55,981 --> 00:40:57,981
Just look after yourself.
841
00:41:06,221 --> 00:41:08,501
If you know what is good for you,
842
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:10,581
you will leave right now.
843
00:41:15,901 --> 00:41:17,661
TOMMO: Mm...
844
00:41:17,701 --> 00:41:19,621
So glad you could come.
845
00:41:19,661 --> 00:41:21,741
Who the fuck steals a coffin?
846
00:41:21,781 --> 00:41:24,901
Not mentally stable, is he?
Correct.
847
00:41:26,741 --> 00:41:29,381
Oh, well done, dickhead,
now it's all over the floor
848
00:41:29,421 --> 00:41:32,061
of a sacred vehicle. Fuck off!
849
00:41:32,101 --> 00:41:33,901
Yeah, pfft...no.
850
00:41:35,901 --> 00:41:38,701
Where's that fucking body?
The time for farting around
851
00:41:38,741 --> 00:41:42,341
is very much over.
Whitney Houston, we got a problem.
852
00:41:42,381 --> 00:41:44,541
Oh, fuck.
853
00:41:49,141 --> 00:41:52,861
# SIR JOE QUARTERMAN & FREE SOUL:
I've Got So Much Trouble In My Mind #
854
00:41:58,581 --> 00:42:00,581
Cheers.67024
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