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Come in.

Hey.

How's it going, Alex?

I'm fine.

Yeah? Yeah.

So I spoke to Joni's mom this morning,
and Joni hasn't been around. So do you

want to tell me what really happened
last night?

So basically, I ended up going to this
bar on 7th Street.

And I met this woman while I was there.

And, you know, I kind of went home with
her.

And, you know, when I got there, her
husband was there.

And, well, I feel like they kind of
wanted to have a three -way.

And, you know, I just, I really didn't
know what to do at that point.

And it just, it completely took me by
surprise.

What were you thinking? I mean, what was
your intentions?

How old is this woman?

Like, what are you talking about?

Well, she's 40.

40? Yeah, but, you know, my intentions
were that...

You know, I've been really interested
in, like, you know, kind of

with older women.

And I was hanging out with her there.

What do you mean experimenting with
older women? What are you talking about?

I just, I don't know. I've just been,
you know, really attracted to them. And

I've been seeing them at this bar every
time I go out.

Attracted how?

Like, what are you doing?

Um, I just...

I just, I feel like, you know, we
connect a lot better than, you know,

the girls I'm in school with or
something like that.

You're not gay. What are you doing with
these women?

What are you talking to this woman?

I am gay, Mom.

You are not gay, okay? So don't even say
that.

Please don't drink too much wine. You
know how you get.

My mother.

Don't embarrass me.

She really likes to drink.

And lately, she's been hitting on my
friends that come over. Haven't you,

How many has it been? Like three now?
Four?

Three.

Yeah. You have the cutest friend. That
girl, Anna.

Mom!

Oh, my God. She's so cute.

Mom, she's still in high school.

talking about?

You know what? She looks a lot like her.
Cute little blonde.

But mom, I'm worried about you going by
schools and picking up elementary school

students. I mean, come on. You're too
old for that. Come on. Come on.

No, I wouldn't do that. Come on.

So how did you two get on MDEC?

Well, that's exactly it because like I
said, my mother has been hitting on all

my friends.

I have. I have.

I'm going for a tough divorce.

My ex, Kevin, is just always making sure
that I don't go out with some guy.

He's very jealous, even though we're
separating and everything.

And she has the cutest friend, so I'm
looking.

You're disgusting.

I want to have fun.

Life is nice. Come on.

What do you mean, life is nice?

Yes. And you have the cutest friend.
We're always dressed so sexy.

and they come on over and they flirt
with me.

Yeah, they do.

No, she's not flirting with you. She is.
She's not dressing sexy for you. No.

You don't even know what you're talking
about, Mom.

You live in this fantasy world.

Alice, you know, enough talking about
me.

I'm boring, blah, blah, blah.

Let's get to know them. Come on, that's
why we're here.

Tell me about yourself a little bit.

The first time I went to the website,
you know, I was just looking for

something, like, a little bit more
exciting than, you know, all the girls

like, I went to high school with. Like,
nobody's doing anything, and they're

just so young and undeveloped, and, you
know.

My daughter likes to do herself in
trouble.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, and up until recently, I don't
allow her to go out by herself. I'm here

accompany her, and...

This is not fair.

The ordeal you had me go through just a
week ago, really, I had to go pick her

up. I mean, mom. In the middle of the
night, she calls me, you know, because

ended up going to some bar, going home
with some older woman, and then finally,

you know, she gets back there.

She's back there with her husband. She
gets freaked out, and she leaves, and

she's calling me.

You know, it was, come on.

I mean, the three -way was a little bit
unexpected.

But, I mean, I just can't help it. I was
just so attracted to, like, women with

those big tits.

Are you trusting that much wine? No.

Sorry about that. My daughter. Oh, no,
no. No, that's very nice.

That's good news.

No, trust me. I know what it's like to
be embarrassed.

My mother at night.

We have these really.

Thin walls. You guys have this
beautiful, huge house, but we live in a

apartment.

Thanks to you, Dad.

And anyway, I, you know, I study. I'm in
school.

And at night, I can hear my mother
masturbating and screaming

my friend's name, like Anna.

Yes.

No. She's disgusting. You're so gross.
What do you mean? Why do you have to get

off to my friends? I can't even bring
them around anymore. They're so pretty.

They're so young. They're so sexy.

Alice.

You know what?

I think that... Alex, what are you
doing?

Her name is Anastasia, and I think she's
beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

That's such a perfect figure.

Call me out. No.

Well, I like the color Anastasia.

Good. And also, as far as the
masturbation thing goes, I'm pretty sure

probably do the same thing.

I'm not talking about my mom.

Oh, my gosh.

You know what, Mom?

I kind of like this one.

You know, at least she's of age.

Perfect. Look at her. She's so cute.

Come on, Mom. I mean, she looks like
Anna.

Seriously. Yeah.

And, you know, I mean, at least we're
safe. We're in our own house.

I think this is a little far. Okay,

Mom. You know, I actually like this one.

It seems very smart and sweet.

And she's a mage, like I said.

You want to take us to your room?

Yeah, it's just right down the hall to
the left. What are you doing?

Come on, Mom. This is my decision.

Oh, please.

All right, let's go.

I'll follow you.

Yes, I know that. She seems like an
awesome girl, and I'm sure everything

be fine. Please promise me that you're
going to take good care of my mother.

Of course. I will be waiting for you,
and then we're going to go home, but

I would like you to enjoy your time here
first.

Okay. Okay? Okay. And I love you, Mom.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you. All right. I'll
be back later.

Bye, hon. Bye.

Of course not.

Oh my gosh, it's so nice to finally be
alone with you.

It is very nice.

Do you want me to take off my shoes?

You can if you want to, whatever makes
you comfortable.

Yeah, I think I will.

Oh,

you have the cutest feet.

Oh, thank you.

Are you nervous?

Yeah, a little bit. Really?

Of course.

Oh, my gosh. But you're very pretty. Oh,
my gosh. Don't be nervous at all.

Why not to?

You seem super comfy.

Yeah, I know.

I'm so glad that you agreed to come, you
know, back here with me. Of course. And

I'm glad that, you know, your daughter
didn't, like, make a big deal out of it

or anything like that.

Super open minded.

Yeah. Do you mind if I kiss you?

No. No.

Yes.

Oh my gosh.

I've been waiting.

My mom is just, like, so weird about me
being with an older woman, but... You

seem to like it. I do.

You're gonna like a woman like you.
Yeah.

So fresh, so pretty.

Yeah.

I just want to take this footage of us.

You do?

Yeah.

I'll help you out.

Oh my gosh, so beautiful.

Oh my

gosh, and your pantyhose.

You like pantyhose? Yes. Really?

It's just so hot.

Maybe I should get some, yeah?

I can't hug my legs, you know, the
nylon?

Yeah, they're perfect.

They make you look so slim.

Oh, thank you. And I don't wear panties
under.

I know.

I can rub my legs against each other,
makes me wet all day.

I'm just quite excited wearing
pantyhose, actually.

You are.

You promised.

Oh, yeah.

Gosh, these are perfect.

Oh, my gosh.

I like how you're taking charge. Yeah.

Makes me feel good.

Gosh, her nipples are so perfect.

Nothing compared to you. I want to see.

You're still wearing your jeans.

I am, but you can't take your pantyhose
off yet.

Take off those jeans.

Super tight.

They are.

Oh my gosh.

I want you to touch me a little bit
more.

Yes, please.

Gosh, they look even better from back
here.

rub them on you.

My panties? Oh

my

gosh.

You're lying.

I'm bad.

Oh my god.

Oh

my

god.

Oh my god.

I knew we would have some fun.

It's on here.

Did I bite you? You did.

You're so bad.

I'm sorry.

Bend over.

Put your pretty face there.

You just like your clit, don't you?
Yeah, I do.

Oh, I orgasm so much with my clit. Yeah?

No, I'm just going to keep playing with
it.

I can see all of your prettiness.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my

gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, I think my clit loves you.

Thank you.

work together.

I can tell.

It's super wet.

It's super, super wet.

You're so cute. I want to kiss you some
more.

Yeah. Yeah, come here.

I can't leave you in your boobies now.

See you again.

I know.

I just can't wait.

I really just can't wait.

Yeah.

Yeah,

and those pantyhose are off now, so.

exactly where to put my finger. Yeah.

Somebody's definitely horny.

Yeah. You're so beautiful.

Me?

That's you.

Come lay down with me.

Let me lay on top.

Yeah, lay on top of me so I can touch
you.

Yeah, keep playing with it.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

You love to bite.

Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.

Are you good on your clit?

Come with food in front of me.

Food in front of you? Yeah, come with
food.

Yay.

Yay.

wanting to be with an older woman.

My daughter is going to take care of
her.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Do you think we were loud?

Do you think we heard it?

Who cares?

You look so relaxed now.

I am. I feel so much better.

Good.

This is going to be Saturday.

Yeah. Saturday for sure.

Yeah? Good.

Thank you again so much for your
hospitality.

Such a lovely home, really.

Your daughter's lovely.

Yeah, my daughter's lovely.

Okay, Mom, let's go.

So, I'll see you Saturday, right? Of
course.

I can't wait to see you.

Okay, bye.

Bye. Thanks again.

Gosh. You know what, Mom?

I just have to give her one last goodbye
kiss.

Come on.

My sister's graduation, and it was right
around the corner, so I figured I would

stop by and say hi. Hi.

Come on in.

Hey. It's lovely to see you. You look
great. Oh, thank you so much. You look

nice as well.

Thank you. Would you like some tea? Oh,
please. I would love that. Perfect.

Hi. Hi. Thank you so much.

Oh, you're so welcome.

She said Alex gets once in a while on
the phone. She seems happy, but what's

going on?

Oh, you know, they're great.

Her and my mom have been hitting it off.

We're actually thinking about doing...
Well, I know they are. I was thinking

about it.

They're doing a dinner tomorrow, and we
were all kind of curious if you would

want to come.

I do have some things I have to take
care of tomorrow. Do you know about what

time?

It should be around, like, 5 .30.

But, you know, after that, we're also
going on a gondola ride in the lake.

Yeah. That sounds fun. Yeah, yeah. It
should be a lot of fun. So I was

wondering if maybe you might want to be
my date.

I'm sorry, Alice, but I just don't swing
that way.

Oh, really?

No.

That's not what Alex says.

Alex? What is she saying? Come on.

Yeah. Brought over some of your videos
that she said she found in your drawer.

Videos? Yeah, she says you've been
watching lesbian porn.

That doesn't mean I'm a lesbian.

I just think I was watching.

Women Seeking Women, episode 100, the
collector's edition.

That doesn't sound like a lesbian to me
or anything.

No, no, no.

Come on. Something I enjoy watching.

No, you're beautiful.

And ever since I walked in, I've been
attracted to you.

Come on. You have to be lonely. I know I
am.

I've always liked him a little shy.

I think you're making me blush when I'm
bathing.

Come on. I think you should show me your
room.

You're not going to tell your mom or
Alex, are you?

It has to be totally private. Of course.

I promise.

Don't worry.

Okay?

Okay, come on.

I knew you wanted to do this.

So this is the famous dresser, eh?

What do you mean?

Alex told me all about it. Most of it's
hiding in here.

Oh my god.

Well, what do you know?

Been a while, huh?

Lookie there.

We got Lesbian Triangle.

Lesbian Seduction.

Got all kinds of stuff in here. Women
Seeking Women.

Volume 95, huh?

Look at the bag.

I mean, what are you doing?

That's my personal little collection.
Look at all these things, though.

talk in there.

Yeah, so?

How long's it been?

Tell me.

It's been a while.

How long's a while?

Like two years.

Two years?

Yeah. With a man or a woman?

With a man.

Yeah, have you ever been with a woman?

No, no, never.

And you haven't had time with a man.
Clearly wasn't good, was it?

Yeah, it definitely wasn't top of the
charts, that's for sure.

Well, clearly.

have some desires that I want to fill.

Yeah? I need to sit on the bed.

Let me see.

That's beautiful.

Look at you, so eager now, huh?

Oh, no, no.

I can tell it's been a while.

Yeah. A long time.

It tastes

so

good.

Come in.

That was a short date. You already went
on your date?

Yeah. That was like an hour.

I know. Short date. That's okay.

Not really what I expected.

Well, you know, it was enough time
for...

You know, dinner and some chit -chat.

So, what does that mean exactly?

That's just what it was. Dinner and a
little chit -chat. You know, third date.

I don't really think it's going
anywhere.

Mom, just tell me what happened this
time.

Well, you know, of course, sex always
comes up.

And I, you know, I'm just not ready. I'm
just not ready for

that. So, you know, I told them I had a
latex allergy.

Can't use condoms.

How come you're making up excuses, Mom?

I, you know, like I said, I'm just not,
I'm not ready.

I don't feel like being naked with a man
yet.

You know, your father and I just, we had
our thing and we got divorced and I'm

just not ready for anything else yet.

Do you need anything, honey? I'm going
to get ready for bed. Do you want some

hot cocoa or?

I think I'm fine, but thanks mom.

Okay.

Well, have a good night, sweetheart.

I'll see you in the morning.

Sleep well.

glad you guys came over today. It's so
nice to meet other people who are into

running and so interested in doing the
marathon with us. It's something we've

been wanting to do for so long, but it's
nice to have other people. It's really

nice to include other people.

Yeah, I'm excited that we've signed up
for this 5K. It's going to be really

What outfits do you guys have planned so
far?

Oh, what are we going to wear?

We're not sure yet, but...

We'll need to coordinate something.
Yeah, yeah. We like to match when we

Oh, that's so sweet.

Well, we didn't actually bring you guys
here today to talk about the

5K.

I have to be honest with you, Mom.

This isn't about the running.

It's an MDEC meeting.

What?

MDEC? Are you serious?

What? I've been on it before.

It's like one of those matchmaking
sites.

On Netskirt?

Yeah, it's on Netskirt. It's one of the
affiliated websites and stuff. But I've

been on it before. I used it and I dated
someone. It didn't work out, but it's a

good place to go. We've been on it for a
little bit.

I'm still confused here.

What does MDEC stand for?

What is that?

It's the Mother -Daughter Exchange.

So we've been wanting to meet up, all of
us.

Mother -Daughter Exchange Club is just a
really good way for everyone to meet

and make more friends. We thought for
the first meeting, both moms and

have to be there.

We just wanted to get together and kind
of help you guys out. We care about you.

See, my mom here is a pilot, and she's
been seeing a flight attendant and

think that I knew about it.

Yeah, I know about Jennifer, and she's
been posting all over Netflix all about

their relationship, and you're going to
lose your job. You know it's against

policy to date someone who works for the
same company. You're going to lose your

job, and you can't do that.

She's a bad influence on you.

It's all over social media. She has
pictures of you.

I'm so sorry this made you so upset. I
had no clue she was doing all this.

I also saw that she's been mentioning
some guy, too.

What? I think she's been meeting with a
guy pretty regularly when she's not on

flights with you.

Oh, no. Are you serious? Are you sure?

I just think she's a really bad
influence, and I think that Piston here

better. She's such a, like... great
student in school, and we thought that

maybe, you know, you'd get along a lot
better. She's a better person to have in

your life, and I care about you.

Wait, hold on. You're trying to match up
my daughter

with your mother?

Is that what's going on here?

Mom, let's be honest here, okay?

Your date with Travis last time didn't
exactly go so well.

He got home at like 8 .30.

And? He left at 7 o 'clock. What do you
expect? It's not supposed to be a one

-hour date.

What's the problem? We went to dinner
and that was that.

I see no problem with that. I had my
friend Charlotte over and it was like

probably 8 o 'clock or something.

sudden I hear, what, a vibrator going?

And Charlotte comes over to me and she
starts asking, is that your mom coming

right now?

This is the most embarrassing thing that
I've ever happened to me. Charlotte got

to school and went ahead and told
everyone what was happening. And it's

you need to take care of this, mom. You
need to just be a little more open,

alright? The whole school is talking
about you masturbating, mom. That That's

not what I need.

Okay. Wait.

I can tell that you're really upset. And
I think that Miss James needs to, you

know, kind of de -stress. She's a little
bit stressed out by the situation. I

can tell that Kristen's kind of
upsetting you.

So maybe, Kristen, you should take my
mom and go show her your room. You know,

go calm down somewhere. I think that
might be a good idea, actually.

So maybe you should follow.

Go, Mom. Go.

Yeah.

Come on.

Come on.

Where are you going, young lady?

Are you ignoring me?

Kendra, come here.

Come on. Chop, chop.

We need to talk.

Talk about what exactly?

About this mess you've made of your
life.

So how long have you known Jackie?

We just talked a little bit online, so
not very long, probably like a week.

Online, okay.

And you're always on those websites?

Only occasionally when I'm feeling it a
little bit.

I see. So you're, how do I say this,
experienced then?

I wouldn't say that.

I had a little fun with my friend
Charlotte. We've kissed a little bit

were drunk, but... Oh, really?

That's not really... Is Charlotte your
girlfriend?

Yeah, well, she's my friend. She's not
my girlfriend, so I'm not that

experienced.

Okay. What about you?

Well, I am experienced, and, you know, I
really love women, and

I... Do you masturbate?

You know, I do a little bit. I usually
just use my hands, so I don't need to

try toys as much. How about you? I do
masturbate. Yeah? Yeah, and I know your

mom masturbates, too.

Yeah, she does.

Do you ever steal your mom's toys and
masturbate with them?

Oh, no, you just said what your hands
do. I've thought about it. Okay.

Well, I do masturbate. I masturbate
sometimes with toys. Yeah?

But usually I just like to just grind,
grind on my pillow for some reason.

I've always just liked that ever since I
was young.

So what do you think about when you
masturbate?

I think about beautiful girls.

Yeah? Yeah, like you.

We kind of do the same thing.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I really like your eyes.

Yeah, I'd love it for you too.

Let me see your tongue.

Yeah.

Okay.

Thank you.

Turn over.

Turn around so I can kiss you.

Bend over.

I want to get that.

Mm -hmm

hmm hmm

Hmm.

Thank you.

um um

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

come on my hands.

Yes,

yes, keep grinding on me. I want to come
on my hands.

Can I put two fingers inside?

Oh

yeah,

it's real tight now.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know about

that pussy. Excuse me, excuse me, you're
going on your own, okay?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I know you like to come. I know you want
to come down. I love you.

I love you.

Good girl.

Look at you.

yes yes yes yes

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

And heard me with the other night when
her friend Charlotte was over.

But it's nice.

I mean, it has different sizes.

It's removable. So, you know, you want a
big one one night or a small one the

next night. I mean, there's even a
really little one, you know, in case you

to do any butt stuff in the shower. I
mean.

Oh, it's waterproof?

Yeah. Yeah, it's also waterproof. But, I
mean, I guess I have to get rid of all

of these, right?

Wearing off masturbating?

I can't have my daughter and her friends
hearing me in the shower.

I mean, if they're spreading rumors at
school, if her little friend is

rumors at school, how can I even go pick
my daughter up anymore?

How can I even drive up the block?

All of her friends know. I mean, I have
to just get rid of all

of them, I suppose.

So why two of these?

Because sometimes you need a little
extra power and sometimes you want to,

know, hold something on your clit while
doing something to your butt.

So sometimes two is better than one.

I mean, it's been a while. What can I
say?

I take it then these dates haven't been
going super well?

No.

No. No, not so well.

How long has it been since you've been
with a guy?

Um, well, I divorced her father three
years

ago.

we hadn't had sex in about a year.

So four years. You haven't had sex at
all since the divorce?

No. Oh my gosh.

Baby.

Okay.

Well,

I mean, you find other things to do. Sex
isn't everything.

I assume that means you haven't been
with a woman then, right?

Never. No.

No. I have never even thought about it.

At all?

No. That thought never occurred to me. I
mean, I have my toys,

you know.

And I haven't met the right guy.

Well, maybe if you've just been going on
all these dates with all these guys,

maybe guys are the problem.

I'm looking in the wrong places.

I mean, I've just never thought about
it, you know?

Maybe you should.

I mean, it seems like an awfully big
step.

I mean, I wouldn't even know where to
begin.

Then just close your eyes and relax.

Okay.

Go on.

I want you to imagine you're on a big
cozy bed, you're relaxing, nice Egyptian

cotton sheet draped over your skin.

There's some champagne on the bedside
table, some dark chocolate.

You've been pampered all day, relaxing
like you deserve.

There's some candles lit, smells nice in
the room like lavender.

And you're enjoying the evening with
someone who you trust, who isn't going

say anything.

And then... I... Close your

eyes again.

I never... I never would have thought
about it.

Are you thinking about it now?

I am.

I told you.

Is this okay?

Yeah.

That's why we got together today.

Is this what that website is all about?

Making closer friends.

I had no idea.

Nothing to be nervous about today.

Your hair is so pretty.

I love the curls.

Love.

This is what it's like to touch a woman
huh?

I thought you liked it.

I thought you'd taste good.