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Did you know that New York City is the

least Christian city in the United
States?

It's a fact.

The United States government census,
1980.

Christians ranked a distant fourth.

Number three, Catholics.

Now, we can only hope that these people
who are so close to being saved will

find the true path, the only path to
heaven through our Lord Jesus Christ.

Now, the number two religion in New York
City, the number two religion is

the Jews.

Those bankers.

There are more Jews in New York City
than there are in the Holy Land.

And there are more banks in New York
City than there are any place else in

world.

Now, the number one religion, the number
one religion in New York City is...

Atheism. Atheism.

Worship of the devil.

Jerome, get away from me. Get away from
me. Get away from me. I ain't got things

to do.

You're my wife. This is a natural
behavior.

The mark of the beast.

The final days are here, Jerome.

The final days.

These are horrible acts of satanic
rituals, and they are taking place right

here, right here in our own backyard,
right here in our own great nation.

Secular humanism.

They are the worst type of all.

We must be missionaries to bring back
those lost sheep. We must bring back

lost sheep. We must bring back those
lost black sheep. Bring them to me,

Reverend. Burn the devil out of them.
Fight the fire.

There is a real hunger in our nation's
young

people. A hunger that you can't feed
with fast food chains.

With mindless sex -praised
entertainments. With fashion groupies

worshipping rock metal stars.

Rhonda!

Hey, Rhonda, what's with this red thing
on the TV?

Huh? Since when have you been interested
in the Reverend show?

Since you've been sending him half my
paycheck.

Smile, I was true.

You're smart -ass, Rhonda, right?

Just tell me, what the hell is that
thing? So if you'll please just sit down

open your checkbooks. Make your checks
payable to the Reverend Edward Randall

Theological Seminary Fund.

Look at him. He's jacking off your cash.
My cash.

Everybody's cash.

So he can dress like a faggot.

Jerome, you can't expect him to walk
around in rags.

No one would watch him go.

I don't mind. I like Watson.

Praise God.

You know, when I'm sick and tired, I
listen to this crap every morning. Well,

Jerome, maybe I'm getting really sick
and tired of you saying that every

morning. Come on. I mean, look at this
guy. It's just cheap entertainment.

Bullshit.

You could put on a better show than this
guy, Rhonda.

Yeah?

Jerome, if I had my own show, I would
just sing the praises of the Lord.

I'd save so many souls.

And I say we do it by sending a
satellite to

orbit this precious Earth.

I didn't know you liked my voice,
Jerome.

Hey,

Jerome, you think you'd be into a little
pajama party, maybe?

We could reach them in Memphis, in
Cleveland, in Miami.

We could reach them in Libya. We could
reach them in New York City. And this is

just the beginning.

Glory to God. Glory to God. You hear
what I'm telling you?

Let's bring Jesus back here.

I think he's sexy.

You know, that's a scene.

I bet he would be.

Come on, Jerome, let's bet.

You know what?

Pretty obscene yourself.

I don't know what you're getting so high
on.

What's the matter with this cock?

I thought you fixed it.

Jerome, by experiencing the worst in
life, we can then start to appreciate

salvation... Damn it! God damn it! God
damn it!

Every goddamn time I see one and a half!

One and a half lumps of sugar, Rhonda,
and every fucking time you put in two.

You know something? You are really
fucking out there with this shit.

You'll be damned to hell.

You're going to hell.

You'll be eternally branded with the
number of the beast.

666. The number of damnation.

666. Six, the number of hell.

Six, six, six.

Wonder if heaven has a number.

Thank you.

You're firing me? I'm afraid I've got to
let you go.

You're firing me?

white trash, why don't you take a bath?

Well, look who rolled in.

Ilon Wield.

You shut the fuck up.

Fuck you.

You what? If you broke anything, you're
going to pay.

How are you doing?

What are you doing home?

Have you been drinking again, Jerome?

I just got fired, Rhonda.

Hallelujah. Let's bring Jesus back in.

Hallelujah.

I can't believe you just got fired. Now
what are we going to do?

We?

Like, you do something instead of
sitting around on your ass, painting

fingernails all goddamn day, spending my
money.

Big deal.

We'll just have to cut some corners.

When they brought the insane to him,
when they brought the misguided to him,

said, in my name, you shall... Cast out
the devil.

We're going to start by cutting out your
little reverend there.

We're going to start taking instead of
giving all the time, Rhonda.

Jerome, seek and you shall find. Glory
to God.

You hear what I'm telling you? Glory to
God. Glory to God. Let's bring Jesus

back here. Would you get your head out
of the clouds, Rhonda? I just got fired.

Don't you understand?

The Lord will provide.

And so that great old glory American
dream has

become a hideous American nightmare.

It's such a subtle thing.

I mean, you can take a frog and you can

drop him into a pot of boiling water and

he'll hop out.

And so the great, great American dream
has become a

hideous American nightmare.

Such an insidious thing.

I mean, you can take a frog and you can
drop him into a

pot of boiling water and he'll hop out.

So that great American dream has become
a hideous American nightmare.

It's such an insidious thing.

I mean, you can take a frog and you can
drop him.

into a pot of boiling water, and he'll
hop out.

But you can take that same frog, and you
can

drop him into a pot, and you can drop
him into a pot of

cool water on the stove, and you can
cook him to

death.

It happened so slowly.

Oh God.

It's my car. It broke down.

I need to use your phone.

What's wrong with your car?

I don't know. It just stopped.

Fuck.

What am I going to do?

I didn't think you were gonna let me in.

Would you all like whole or fat free?

Oh, it doesn't matter to me.

I know I know you from somewhere.

What do you mean?

This is going to sound really stupid,
but haven't we met somewhere before?

I think I remember.

Oh, wow.

These are so cool.

You know, I know we met.

Oh, my God.

You're that reverend.

You have that TV show.

That's you, isn't it?

Come on down from there.

I'm right, aren't I?

You're that TV reverend.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Come get your cocoa.

Come on down from there.

This would really burn around the upper
shin wall.

Who's Rhonda?

She's my sister.

Maybe we should give her a call.

She's not home right now.

Maybe we should get a tow truck.

You know, she watches your show all the
time. It's like she's hypnotized by you.

Somebody's got to do it.

So where were you headed?

Excuse me?

Where were you going?

I was going nowhere in particular. I was
just driving around.

Really?

Isn't that marvelous?

What's your husband's name?

You have a boyfriend?

How old are you?

I'm 18.

Really?

Did you see anybody bent over in the
bushes out there?

Any homosexuals, queers.

I always have to run them off the
property.

Why are you asking me so many questions?

How did you come to pick my house?

Can I ask you something?

Certainly.

Can I have your autograph?

I mean, you're famous and all, and I'd
really like to have it.

Whatever for?

Just how stupid do you think I am?

You think you can play this game with
me? What are you talking about?

Get the hell out of my house!

I mean, get your wig,

get your panties. Get the hell out of my
house.

You don't listen very good, do you?

You don't want to go? You want me to
beat you out? Is that it? Is that your

game? Is that it?

Ouch!

I don't understand why you're doing
this. Oh, now we understand each other.

Yeah.

Yeah,

don't you know I could be dangerous?

Don't you know that?

Stop it! Yes.

Don't you think I have eyes? Okay. Don't
you think his hands want to do things?

I can play like this, too. Yes. Now
we're talking. I can play like this,

Yes.

That's it.

That's it.

No more of this game.

No free lunches here.

Oh, no.

You can't blackmail Jesus.

Who is that?

Can you tell me?

I don't know.

How am I supposed to know?

You just sit there and don't make a
sound or you will turn into a pillar of

salt, little girl.

Miss.

You think he's going to answer?

Of course he's going to answer.

Try again, yes.

More forceful.

Hello?

Is he coming?

I told you.

Hello?

Hello?

Could you open up?

Yes?

Um... Well?

Where are your new neighbors from up the
beach?

I wondered if you could open up.

Hi. Yeah, we heard all the commotion and
thought you were having a little twanky

party. If we could join in, you know?

Okay.

She's upstairs.

You can go on up and get her now. Huh?

Who? What are you talking about?

You're sort of part of it.

I am fed up with this game.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. If there
isn't any party, what's all the noise? I

mean, what are you doing in here?
Beating up the wife?

Raping a teenager?

Okay.

Do you know how many people have tried
to blackmail me?

And you two are just ridiculous
amateurs. So why don't you go up there

her and call it a day?

Go upstairs and get her.

Come on, go up there and get her.

Or I'll drag her down.

Uh, I think... Oh, Miss!

I think we got the wrong address.

Sorry, neighbor. Miss!

I'm so tired of talking, too much being
said.

Talk to me and paint my number pictures
in your head.

We'll tell each other story, driving
through the heat.

The beat that's on the airway's gonna
bring me to my knees.

Turn it up now loud and clear, cause
that's the sound that I wanna hear.

You give me what I need.

I got you on a plane.

Now you're talking down on the red,
white limousine.

You're off of me, the hotel, and
everything between.

You could rip your heart out.

You could beg and plead.

But that won't get you nowhere.

It won't work on me.

What's going on?

What's going on here?

What's going on here?

Let he who is without sin... Sucker!

Jesus!

No escaping sin. Isn't that what you
always say, man?

Sin, sin, sin. We're all sinners.

We're all sinners, man.

piece of shit.

Just get him in there and get his
clothes off.

Oh, fancy, fancy.

Holy shit.

I know that tape.

Are you having fun?

Yeah. Well, enough now. Come on.

Take it slow, sugar.

I told you to get his clothes off.

Jerome, would you get in here?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Jesus Christ.

What do you think, Lenore?

Pretty fancy, huh?

Jerome, he's going to catch pneumonia.
Would you help me?

You know what I always say, the only
good minister is a dead minister.

And what good is he going to be to us if
he's dead?

I don't give a shit if he's dead
anymore.

I'm tired of this.

You don't give a shit?

Just... Just help me get his pants off,
all right? No, I'm not going to help you

take his pants off. That's why I draw
the freaking line.

Easy. Fucking sick.

A man on the cross should not be
swinging his dick around in front of a

like you anyhow.

Jailbait?

Jail, what are you... Jerome, would you
get over here?

Help me get his fucking pants off!

Get out of the way. I can't do
everything myself! Stop fucking crying.

Watch his head.

Come on, come on. Let me turn the water
off.

Come on.

This place

is a

wreck. Yeah, looks like you two had a
real good time here.

Eleanor, baby, why don't you get out of
those wet clothes and hop in? Yeah,

right. So you can hop on me?

Don't get so high and mighty.

You ain't nothing special, girl.

Well, I ain't no cycle slut either,
Jerome.

You'd be wanking off to me all the time
if Rhonda didn't have her eye on you.

I mean, I can't even take a shower
without you bugging out on me.

Hell, one Finley's not enough for you,
is it?

Well, the fact of the matter is there's
not enough of you for one Finley.

I'm glad you're not a butcher, Jerome.

Because you don't have enough meat to
take to the market. Shut up! Shut the

up!

He looks like he was going to shrivel up
and die for sure.

He looks like he's going to scare me
somehow.

He looks like he's going to make

me think this is real.

He looks like he's talking.

He looks like he's drowning.

Do you remember us?

Oh, thank God.

You guys are going to help me.

There are these crazy people in my
house.

Look, Buster.

I just walked a mile in the sand.

And I'm not doing a camel commercial.

I want to know, where is the Twanky
party?

Yeah, man, there must be plenty of young
people who ran in for a couple of good

-looking guys like us. No, you got the
wrong address.

There's no purpose.

Excuse me.

I guess I got in the way.

I gotta get out of here.

Please let me go.

Let me get out of here. Why are you
being so difficult?

You know what I think?

I think he is one greedy son of a bitch.

You got the wrong address.

There's no party here. Come on, we know
you're going on a beer run.

Now listen.

You've got to let me out of here. I want
to know

where

the cranky party is, because I'm not
going to miss them.

The only thing he missed is an ugly,
ugly ring.

You know, it's hard for me to imagine
that a prayerful man like the Reverend

here would commit such a satanic act.

But he was possessed by Fathom himself!

And he has been baptized!

Hallelujah!

Like I always say, forgive and forget.

Let's get on with the negotiations,
then.

Negotiations? You can't be serious.

Oh, we're serious, Reverend. We're about
as serious as cancer.

Stanley.

Bobby, buddy, make yourself cozy.

Now, what we're proposing is a give and
take situation.

Yep, you're going to give and we're
going to take.

All right, now let's cut the crap.

Would you mind telling me exactly what
it is that you people want?

I don't give a shit. Me neither.

No. Dollars and cents. Just give it to
me in dollars and cents, and I'll have

lawyers take care of it. We ain't just
talking about cash here.

What we're talking about is a priceless
piece of talent.

Am I right, guys?

You said it, Sheriff. You said it.

And that talent just happens to be my
darling little wife, Rhonda.

Rhonda?

Then who's upstairs?

Never mind who's upstairs.

We ain't talking about her.

Now, Rhonda, she could be the next
Shirley MacLaine, right?

Absolutely. Not only does she have
vision, she can dance, she can sing.

She's absolutely gorgeous.

She's just what you need for your co
-host, right?

Well, I really can't use a dancer, but
you said that she can sing.

Like a bird.

Is she white?

Yeah. Is she American?

Yes. Does she sing gospel?

Has she recorded before?

Has she been on television before?
Reverend, Reverend, let me just

you, Reverend, and say something about
Rhonda.

She's an amazing woman.

She's got plenty of zip, plenty of pep,
and the two of you would work together

beautifully on the show.

Well, this sounds like we can work
something out, so why don't I arrange a

meeting with my lawyers for tomorrow?

A meeting for tomorrow?

Think we're fucking stupid?

You can get rid of us that easy, but...
Hold the phone! Would

you look at this morbid crap?

Shut that stuff off.

Knock it off, father. We're trying to do
business.

No, that's better than I am, see?

Jesus Christ!

Come on, Stanley, you fucking pussy!

Don't struggle, he's dead.

I'm working with a bunch of frigging
idiots here. Oh, wait a minute, Jerome.

Shut the goddamn hell up, Ollie. You
don't know what the goddamn shit I've

through tonight.

Look at my fist, man. I mean, I almost
broke my goddamn hand because of that

faggot.

sweetest damn deal imaginable, Oliver.

50 -50 split.

Ron had thrown in as his co -host.

Come on, you guys. What are we doing?
What are we doing?

Dan, go around the beach here.

Go around the... Go around the what?
I'll meet you guys at the main road.

on!

And you just can't make no dirty deals
when you're talking to the man, though.

About Satan tonight.

Oh, no.

You know, he's lurking everywhere.

He's made my compass go astray.

You know, I understand now why the youth
of America is just absolutely

mesmerized by sex and drugs and metal
music.

Praise to God. A real Christian woman.

Yes. And I want to save the youth of
America. I want to fight fire with fire.

And I think we could use that evil tool.

Rock and roll. And I... Do you know how
many souls we could save? Just praise

the baby Jesus. Praise him. I never
quite thought about it like that before.

After tonight, I'd use any weapon.

You would not believe what happened to
me.

First, this conniving young harlot
appears at my doorstep and proceeds to

me. No.

Yes. No. And then her maniac
boyfriend... I don't know what he was.

He breaks into my house and almost kills
me. And then these two toothless half

-wits try to blackmail me. Can you
believe it?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're the Reverend Randall.

You are the Reverend Randall. My
husband, Jerome, did that to you. What?

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.

Stay away from me. I was coming for a
meeting with you. You're all crazy.

trying to kill me.

No, no, they're not crazy. They just get
carried away.

But I know how to save your show.

how to save the youth of America.

And I'm going to help you do it.

You know, the other day, a young woman
came to me, distraught,

in despair. She came to my door lost,
alone.

And she said that she had a question for
me.

I didn't recognize her, but later I
realized that I had known her family as

had both grown up in very humble
circumstances.

She said she had a question for me, and
I caught myself thinking, oh, she's

going to ask for money.

How much should I give her?

But she had a question which surprised
me.

She said, Reverend, why is it that
nowadays so few of our young people find

salvation?

As I said, I was surprised. I found
myself saying words that I had

known but that had been lost to me in
this age of economics.

I said, Sister, nowadays very few of our
young

people can stoop so low.

Well, this opened the floodgate.

And we enjoyed an evening of intercourse
that was as spiritual and enlightening

as any I have ever experienced. I want
you to welcome her now.

She has a voice as sweet as St. Peter's
trumpet. And she has dropped like an

angel onto my doorstep.

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Rhonda
Stample.

Thank you, everyone.

And thank you, Reverend Randall, for
inviting me to be on the Reverend

Family Ministry Show.

And I want to invite each and every one
of you watching right now to join the

family. Yes, join God's kingdom.

I'm not just inviting the brothers and
sisters, but all of you, the poor drug

afflicted, those of you who have been
forced to sell your flesh, and those of

you who have been seduced into secular
humanism.

I want you to know that I feel that you
have been really marvelous.

Thank you. You have done a splendid job
for me here.

I think I appreciate it.

Now, I want you to reach out your hand
and close your eyes.

I have something for you. Can I close my
eyes?

That's right.

Close them.

Just a little token of my appreciation.

Huh? Right.

Huh?

That's solid gold, isn't it?

And I want you to know that that comes
from the bottom of my heart.

We don't care who you are or what you've
done.

We just want you to do what we believe.

For as it says in John chapter 2, verse
8, he that believeth on him is not

condemned, but he that believeth not is
condemned already.

And I'm telling you, there is no middle
path with the Lord.

Praise to God.

Yes, until you are on the path of
righteousness, you are on the path of

headed for the enemy's camp.

And I'm warning you, they are a sneaky
bunch.

More cash for more gas.

Stanley, don't be so crude.

It just so happens that this is money
for the hungry, okay?

This is cash for the hungry, guys.

New Jersey.

Indiana.

England. That satellite is on. It's
everywhere.

Ohio, Ohio, Ohio.

No more, no more postcards.

Now what have we got here? Hey, hey,
hey. See now.

There's a contribution to that. How
about a pair of black panties, buddy?

They'll lure you down that path of
eternal damnation while you're thinking

everything is innocent enough.

You could be humming along to a catchy
rock tune, and the next thing you know,

you're singing a satanic anthem.

You could be watching the evening news,
and the next thing you know, you are

imagining your spouse copulating with
goat.

You could be in need of just a little
something to boost your spirit.

And the next thing you know, you are
shooting heroin.

And once you stray down that evil path,
it is almost...

It's impossible to turn back.

Bingo!

Fucking bingo. Whoa!

The room's color!

There's got to be more in here.

What is this, the postcard bags?

The postcards go on the... Goddammit!
The postcards go on the floor, you take

the envelopes out, you cut them open
with the scissors, I take the money out,

and I put the cash there and the checks
there.

All right? Now, can you handle it?

Well, even I was lured down that path to
the point where I was about

to renounce my Savior and join the
armies of the Antichrist.

No one cared about me.

No one tried to lure me off that path.

But I would like to help you.

Come on. Hey, why won't you let us in?

Maybe you should have sent him a pair of
red ones. That's a Reverend's favorite

color, though.

And that's why we want you to consider
what we're saying. We are confident,

Reverend. There's a future for you in
politics.

I've always said he has senators written
all over his desk.

I bet you say that to all the preachers,
don't you?

Well, you know, of course, I'll need a
little time to consider such an

and enticing offer.

We love you and we're counting on you.
You're the only one that can bring back

prayer into the school.

We'll just have to think about that.
Yes, we will, won't we?

You will be a pillar of support, Mr.
Well,

I want to thank you all very much for
coming, but right now we've got to run.

Thank you all.

away from you. No. Hey, we got the car
today anyway.

We're supposed to have... Rhonda,
remember our time frame.

We can fit in there. We're supposed to
have the car.

Jerome. What? We can go in there too.
Rhonda. Today is Sunday. I have the car

Sunday. You can have it on Saturday. Why
don't you just get on her and ride her

home? Wait a minute.

Driver. Driver's done. Hold the
donations. What's going on? Get back

Rhonda. Get this trash out of my car.

Who do you think you are? Don't you
fucking ever hit me.

second. Do you realize how long it took
to set this whole thing up? Yeah, what

are you trying to do? Set me up? We're
just trying to have some fun, Reverend.

You know, if Rhonda finds out about
this, you're both going to be out on

ass in a minute.

Help me, Rhonda. Help, help me, Rhonda.

Help me, Rhonda. Yeah, get the man of my
car.

Oh, you girls ready for a religious
experience?

And there's nothing wrong with fun. It's
just a Satan trick of you. He has

even...

Now, uh, Dan, I think these revenues
should be split 50 -50. What? No way. We

compromised on the record sales.

We're firm on this point. You don't seem
to remember. I have a very good memory.

Let me just explain something to them.

I designed those T -shirts.

And I feel that something a little more
than a 50 -50 split is in order.

Don't you agree?

Now, Ronald, let's be reasonable here.

Now, we all realize that you have been a
true...

Gift from God.

But we're talking about money here.

Money made for the Lord's work. So, um,
don't you feel that the Lord would want

us to share equally on the profits as
well?

What? Equally?

You know, I don't think I can trust you
anymore.

You do think it would make the Lord
shrivel up and die.

What, am I supposed to be ashamed?

Ashamed of what you forced me to do?

I had nowhere to go, so I had to...

Fight fire with fire.

I never forced you to do anything.

I've sacrificed my mind and my body for
your honor.

Honor?

What about your honor?

But I suppose you lost that a long time
ago.

Now, just hold the sermon, Rhonda.

I think your jewelry has choked off the
oxygen to your brain. I want you to

listen to me.

You were blind to your own family. And I
had to tear the blinders off your eyes

so you could see them for what they
really are.

What they really are?

about what you really are, you lying,
fornicating, alcoholic, drunk and

perverted... Hold it. The 50 -50 split
goes to cover all the problems that your

family created.

Now, just a minute. We're not handing
out a bill here.

We're not interested in retribution.

But it is my ministry.

And ultimately, I am responsible.

You're right. It is the Lord's work. And
it is the Lord's money.

And I think that all the revenues from
the T -shirt sales should go to the

homeless people of New York City.

What?

Rhonda, I think it's entertainment
business. I think you're taking it a

too seriously.

Come on, it's showtime.

Yes.

Let's go out there and raise a little
hell, huh?

Are you with me or against me? I'm with
you. All the way.

Every 90 minutes, a young American.

commits suicide.

Every ten minutes, an unwed teenage
mother gives birth to a baby that will

unbaptized. But worst of all, every
minute of every day,

some child stops believing in the
Almighty God.

Now you have got to have The word of the
Lord into their heads. I don't care

how you do it. I don't care where you do
it. So long as you do it.

You've got to preach the word of the
Lord. Get him on your side.

You've got me on your side. Now get the
Lord on your side.

But first you've got to stop blaming the
children.

Children are the victims.

Rock and drugs are the symptoms.

Now what, you are asking me, is illness?
What is this plague of disbelief? What

is this plague that has settled in our
land?

Humanism! Humanism!

Humanism! Humanism! Humanism has
perverted and corrupted everything that

made this country great. Humanism has
turned our children into victims.

of lies.

Victims of teachers who lie about the
creation of man.

Victims of teachers who lie about the
history of our country, about the

Constitution of America.

Our children are being lost.

They are falling into a pit of hell.

And we've got to scare the devil out of
hell and the hell out of the devil. You

hear what I'm telling you? I am right.

Agree with me or not.

Waging a war when the light's shining
down

I was standing by the ocean when I saw
your face, I fell in love with you.

I guess you knew it but I never realized
that we were through.

And now I'm down and all alone with
every feeling that I only can say that I

love you.

And with every breath we take and the
illusions we create, we'll come to you

someday at our own pace.

everything I own.

It's lost in you, and I've never looked
at

you in a sexual way in my life before.

But then I'm yet to open up like this so
different.

Last night.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Thank you.