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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,429 --> 00:00:47,262 - Ah whoa, how the hell did I get here? 2 00:00:48,696 --> 00:00:52,596 Puking my guts out in some hotel room in London. 3 00:01:00,062 --> 00:01:02,763 Wait a minute, it's all starting to come back to me. 4 00:01:15,362 --> 00:01:17,061 ♪ From the time I fall asleep 5 00:01:17,062 --> 00:01:22,062 ♪ Til the morning comes I dream about you baby ♪ 6 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:24,094 ♪ And I feel all right 7 00:01:24,095 --> 00:01:29,095 ♪ 'Cause I know tonight I'll be with you baby ♪ 8 00:01:30,362 --> 00:01:33,361 ♪ And who makes me feel like smiling ♪ 9 00:01:33,362 --> 00:01:37,261 ♪ When the weary day is through ♪ 10 00:01:37,262 --> 00:01:42,262 ♪ You baby, no one but you, baby, nobody but you ♪ 11 00:01:44,262 --> 00:01:49,229 ♪ You baby, no one but you, baby, nobody but you ♪ 12 00:02:01,696 --> 00:02:03,428 ♪ They say candy is sweet 13 00:02:03,429 --> 00:02:08,429 ♪ But it just can't compete with you baby ♪ 14 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,628 ♪ You've got everything I need 15 00:02:10,629 --> 00:02:15,629 ♪ And nobody can please like you do baby ♪ 16 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:19,695 ♪ And who believes that my wildest dreams ♪ 17 00:02:19,696 --> 00:02:23,695 ♪ And my craziest schemes will come true ♪ 18 00:02:23,696 --> 00:02:28,696 ♪ You baby, no one but you, baby, nobody but you ♪ 19 00:02:30,763 --> 00:02:35,763 ♪ You baby, no one but you, baby, nobody but you ♪ 20 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:45,195 ♪ A little ray of sunshine 21 00:02:45,196 --> 00:02:48,862 ♪ A little bit of soul 22 00:02:48,863 --> 00:02:51,562 ♪ Add just a touch of magic 23 00:02:51,563 --> 00:02:56,529 ♪ You got the greatest thing since rock and roll ♪ 24 00:02:58,796 --> 00:03:03,763 ♪ You baby, no one but you, baby, nobody but you ♪ 25 00:03:05,596 --> 00:03:10,596 ♪ You baby, no one but you, baby, nobody but you ♪ 26 00:03:12,596 --> 00:03:17,596 ♪ You baby, no one but you, baby, nobody but you ♪ 27 00:03:26,362 --> 00:03:28,528 ♪ I can't stop 28 00:03:28,529 --> 00:03:30,261 - This story really starts out in sunny 29 00:03:30,262 --> 00:03:34,495 Los Angeles, California, one very weird place, man. 30 00:03:34,496 --> 00:03:35,862 ♪ 'Cause I never knew 31 00:03:35,863 --> 00:03:38,395 ♪ You could be mine 32 00:03:38,396 --> 00:03:39,462 - The city of angels is 33 00:03:39,463 --> 00:03:41,229 really filled with anything but. 34 00:03:43,329 --> 00:03:45,728 Everyone here seems to be chasing after someone 35 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:48,728 or something and the boulevard of broken hearts 36 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,629 was truly littered with broken dreams. 37 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,463 And I should know, I grew up here. 38 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:56,462 A few years ago I was just a singer 39 00:03:56,463 --> 00:03:58,928 in my high school band the Crossfires, 40 00:03:58,929 --> 00:04:02,228 but soon we changed our name to The Turtles. 41 00:04:02,229 --> 00:04:03,728 I decided to put college on hold 42 00:04:03,729 --> 00:04:05,496 and groove on a full time basis. 43 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,295 We scored some big hit records like 44 00:04:09,296 --> 00:04:12,429 It Ain't Me Babe, You Baby, and Let Me Be. 45 00:04:13,663 --> 00:04:15,429 See there I am, Howard Kaylan 46 00:04:16,862 --> 00:04:18,928 and the rest of my band, The Turtles. 47 00:04:18,929 --> 00:04:23,929 Johnny, Mark, Tucko, Ponzie, Al, we just hit the jackpot. 48 00:04:25,329 --> 00:04:26,595 Our new single Happy Together was the number one record 49 00:04:26,596 --> 00:04:28,462 in the country and Teen Set Magazine 50 00:04:28,463 --> 00:04:30,128 even hinted that we might make the cover. 51 00:04:30,129 --> 00:04:31,395 - Are you trying to tell me The Beatles 52 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,762 did a photo layout for this magazine? 53 00:04:32,763 --> 00:04:34,562 - Yeah man, I saw that. 54 00:04:34,563 --> 00:04:35,928 - Well holy cow, why didn't you say so? 55 00:04:35,929 --> 00:04:38,495 Henry, let's start clicking man. 56 00:04:38,496 --> 00:04:39,995 Hey Henry how much longer? 57 00:04:45,463 --> 00:04:46,861 - Now he's a very dangerous young man 58 00:04:46,862 --> 00:04:49,395 that's coming out here, don't even talk to him. 59 00:04:49,396 --> 00:04:50,296 Don't talk to him. 60 00:04:50,296 --> 00:04:51,229 Don't look at him. 61 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:52,390 Don't look at him in the eye. 62 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,496 - You didn't start without me. 63 00:04:58,329 --> 00:05:00,428 - So listen, I hear you know The Beatles. 64 00:05:00,429 --> 00:05:02,662 Is John Lennon cool or what? 65 00:05:02,663 --> 00:05:05,196 - Lennon is very cool. 66 00:05:06,096 --> 00:05:07,495 - Wow I can't believe it. 67 00:05:07,496 --> 00:05:09,328 I'm actually talking to somebody that knows John Lennon. 68 00:05:09,329 --> 00:05:12,428 - And he still puts his pants on one leg at a time. 69 00:05:12,429 --> 00:05:14,495 I oughta know. 70 00:05:14,496 --> 00:05:15,496 - Wow. 71 00:05:17,062 --> 00:05:18,295 - Hey Henry you ready to roll? 72 00:05:18,296 --> 00:05:21,128 I've got cocktails at Musso's in half an hour. 73 00:05:21,129 --> 00:05:23,328 - Yes, yes, yes, please enjoy some 74 00:05:23,329 --> 00:05:26,929 of these brownies my old lady made, organic of course. 75 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,094 - Wow, thank you. 76 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:30,729 - Not too many now, they're strong. 77 00:05:32,795 --> 00:05:35,428 I like to use the brownies on photo shoots, 78 00:05:35,429 --> 00:05:37,096 no, red eyes. 79 00:05:38,795 --> 00:05:40,061 - These are good. 80 00:05:40,062 --> 00:05:41,062 - Right on. 81 00:05:41,063 --> 00:05:42,328 - Okay so here's what I wanna do. 82 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:43,528 We're gonna shoot you one at at time 83 00:05:43,529 --> 00:05:46,528 while I get a little background info on tape. 84 00:05:46,529 --> 00:05:47,562 Is that all right? 85 00:05:47,563 --> 00:05:48,794 - Sounds great. 86 00:05:48,795 --> 00:05:49,795 - Bite on the pipe. 87 00:05:52,829 --> 00:05:54,029 - Let's start with... 88 00:05:56,262 --> 00:05:57,828 - Me? 89 00:05:57,829 --> 00:05:58,663 - You. 90 00:05:58,664 --> 00:05:59,861 - Yeah, yeah. 91 00:05:59,862 --> 00:06:01,662 - Age before beauty fat ass. 92 00:06:01,663 --> 00:06:02,929 - Hey, move it Al. 93 00:06:06,362 --> 00:06:07,362 - Okay. 94 00:06:10,862 --> 00:06:14,196 Big smile, bigger, bigger, too big. 95 00:06:15,229 --> 00:06:17,528 - Mark you're such a dick brain. 96 00:06:17,529 --> 00:06:19,695 - Fellas keep it clean. 97 00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:23,128 Remember our reader's average age is 13. 98 00:06:23,129 --> 00:06:24,861 - That's even too young for you Al. 99 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:25,696 - What? 100 00:06:25,697 --> 00:06:26,727 Shh. 101 00:06:26,728 --> 00:06:28,961 - My name is Mark Volman 102 00:06:28,962 --> 00:06:32,261 and I'm the first quarterback valedictorian 103 00:06:32,262 --> 00:06:35,261 in West Chester High School history to win a Nobel Prize. 104 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,328 - And I'm a big fat liar. 105 00:06:37,329 --> 00:06:39,995 - Yeah, he may be fat but he's hung like a chihuahua. 106 00:06:41,262 --> 00:06:43,328 - Hey man you hang five in my nose 107 00:06:43,329 --> 00:06:45,228 and I'll hang 10 in your face. 108 00:06:45,229 --> 00:06:46,329 - What does that mean? 109 00:06:47,296 --> 00:06:48,296 - Woo. 110 00:06:49,563 --> 00:06:52,195 - Hi, I'm Jim Pons, I'm a bass player. 111 00:06:52,196 --> 00:06:53,662 I'm 24 years old. 112 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,528 I guess that makes me the elders statesman of the band. 113 00:06:56,529 --> 00:06:59,161 I guess I'm more of a philosopher than anything else. 114 00:06:59,162 --> 00:07:02,562 I see things in terms of their pure essence. 115 00:07:02,563 --> 00:07:03,794 - What a load. 116 00:07:03,795 --> 00:07:05,161 - That sounds like the brownie talking. 117 00:07:05,162 --> 00:07:06,694 - Brownie! 118 00:07:06,695 --> 00:07:09,028 - I'm Johnny Barbata, I'm a Capricorn. 119 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,295 I'm the drummer. 120 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:11,528 - Look into the camera and smile Johnny boy. 121 00:07:11,529 --> 00:07:14,328 You're a bad boy, a dangerous man. 122 00:07:14,329 --> 00:07:15,828 - No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, 123 00:07:15,829 --> 00:07:18,728 Give 'em that glowing acid look. 124 00:07:21,262 --> 00:07:23,094 See how the other guys in the band dress? 125 00:07:23,095 --> 00:07:24,361 You know I keep telling them to dress 126 00:07:24,362 --> 00:07:26,595 for success but they're just a bunch of hippies. 127 00:07:26,596 --> 00:07:28,328 Show a little class. 128 00:07:28,329 --> 00:07:30,828 - Hi I'm Al Nichol, I'm 21. 129 00:07:30,829 --> 00:07:33,727 Both of my parents are professors at USC. 130 00:07:33,728 --> 00:07:35,428 So I guess that puts a little pressure 131 00:07:35,429 --> 00:07:38,094 on me I guess to get my life in order. 132 00:07:38,095 --> 00:07:39,894 - You are such a gorf Al. 133 00:07:39,895 --> 00:07:44,261 - Wait, as I saying there would be no Turtles without me. 134 00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:46,528 - Mad man, mad man, guitar mad man. 135 00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:47,628 Happy face. 136 00:07:47,629 --> 00:07:49,228 - Al tips are rolling. 137 00:07:49,229 --> 00:07:52,894 - Oh, I'm married with a kid. 138 00:07:52,895 --> 00:07:54,563 So, sorry girls. 139 00:07:55,662 --> 00:07:56,496 - I'm Jim Tucker. 140 00:07:56,497 --> 00:07:58,295 I play guitar also. 141 00:07:58,296 --> 00:08:01,261 I'm a rhythm player so you don't really get to hear me much. 142 00:08:01,262 --> 00:08:02,861 Though John Lennon's a rhythm guitar player too. 143 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,562 So I guess that's all right. 144 00:08:04,563 --> 00:08:05,961 Just a Midwest guy who started 145 00:08:05,962 --> 00:08:08,295 messing with music because the chicks dig it. 146 00:08:08,296 --> 00:08:10,428 - You've been called America's Hollies. 147 00:08:10,429 --> 00:08:11,694 Any comments? 148 00:08:11,695 --> 00:08:14,528 - I guess that's cool, they're English. 149 00:08:14,529 --> 00:08:16,161 The chicks really dig 'em. 150 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,828 - My name is Howard Kaylan and I'm the singer. 151 00:08:18,829 --> 00:08:20,295 - Hey what about us? 152 00:08:20,296 --> 00:08:22,894 - Okay, I'm one of the singers in the band, we all sing. 153 00:08:22,895 --> 00:08:25,463 I'm 19 years old, don't let the gray hair fool you. 154 00:08:26,995 --> 00:08:28,694 - You guys must be really excited. 155 00:08:28,695 --> 00:08:30,727 I hear you guys are going to England for the first time. 156 00:08:30,728 --> 00:08:33,795 - That's right I'm gonna introduce iced vitamins to England. 157 00:08:34,829 --> 00:08:36,328 - Come again. 158 00:08:36,329 --> 00:08:37,828 - Well have you ever tried to get a cold drink in England? 159 00:08:37,829 --> 00:08:39,594 No, because they don't ice in their drinks the way 160 00:08:39,595 --> 00:08:41,994 we do here, warm sodas, warm beer. 161 00:08:41,995 --> 00:08:44,094 There's something in our ice. 162 00:08:44,095 --> 00:08:45,328 Look at their teeth. 163 00:08:45,329 --> 00:08:48,929 Look at our teeth, no ice, know iced vitamins. 164 00:08:50,929 --> 00:08:52,361 - That's a wrap Henry. 165 00:08:52,362 --> 00:08:54,128 - Hey Sue, you wanna brownie for the road? 166 00:08:54,129 --> 00:08:56,561 - No thanks Henry, I'll see you later. 167 00:08:56,562 --> 00:08:59,929 - Hey, so do you think we might be on the cover? 168 00:09:00,929 --> 00:09:02,395 - Not likely. 169 00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:05,361 Look, you're perfectly sweet and I'm sure you're all 170 00:09:05,362 --> 00:09:07,894 really talented it's just that... 171 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,261 - It's just what lady? 172 00:09:10,262 --> 00:09:11,727 What, we ain't pretty enough? 173 00:09:11,728 --> 00:09:14,029 Like Mark Lindsay or those Herman's Hermits guys? 174 00:09:15,329 --> 00:09:16,262 Is that it? 175 00:09:16,263 --> 00:09:19,794 - All right, look it's true. 176 00:09:19,795 --> 00:09:22,128 Your faces won't sell magazines. 177 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,528 - Oh God. 178 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:27,228 - I'm sorry but I still really like you guys 179 00:09:27,229 --> 00:09:31,362 and I hope your looks don't hold you back, okay, thanks. 180 00:09:35,728 --> 00:09:36,662 - I told you guys to dress up. 181 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,162 Shit, you just cost me a cover. 182 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,727 - We're on in three, and two, and one... 183 00:09:41,728 --> 00:09:43,261 - Hey there. 184 00:09:43,262 --> 00:09:45,527 That's the sound of the day and it belongs to one 185 00:09:45,528 --> 00:09:49,161 of the fast-moving groups in the country, The Turtles. 186 00:09:49,162 --> 00:09:51,894 ♪ Imagine me and you I do 187 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,894 ♪ I think about you day and night ♪ 188 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,527 ♪ It's only right 189 00:09:56,528 --> 00:10:00,295 ♪ To think about the girl you love and hold her tight ♪ 190 00:10:00,296 --> 00:10:05,128 ♪ So happy together 191 00:10:05,129 --> 00:10:08,494 ♪ If I should call you up invest a dime ♪ 192 00:10:08,495 --> 00:10:12,527 ♪ And you say you belong to me and ease my mind ♪ 193 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:16,361 ♪ Imagine how the world could be so very fine ♪ 194 00:10:16,362 --> 00:10:21,362 ♪ So happy together 195 00:10:22,463 --> 00:10:26,361 ♪ I can't see me loving nobody but you ♪ 196 00:10:26,362 --> 00:10:29,462 ♪ For all my life 197 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,561 - Happy Together was the hit single 198 00:10:31,562 --> 00:10:33,861 that every young band dreamed about, 199 00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:37,161 an upbeat signature tune that would last for generations. 200 00:10:37,162 --> 00:10:39,694 We shot straight up the Billboard Top 100 201 00:10:39,695 --> 00:10:42,361 and sold out big shows everywhere we went. 202 00:10:42,362 --> 00:10:43,861 The rush was out of sight. 203 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:45,961 Suddenly, bam, that was my voice 204 00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:48,727 on the radio man, and my band on Ed Sullivan 205 00:10:48,728 --> 00:10:50,829 between Johnny Mathis and Alex Chips. 206 00:10:52,029 --> 00:10:53,328 It was all so heavy. 207 00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:55,828 Imagine me, that potato of a guy in high school 208 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,395 with chicks banging down my door 209 00:10:57,396 --> 00:11:00,295 for autographs and sometimes even more. 210 00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:02,295 We had been together for only a few short years 211 00:11:02,296 --> 00:11:04,361 and already we had agents and managers, 212 00:11:04,362 --> 00:11:06,694 accountants and girlfriends, we had recorded 213 00:11:06,695 --> 00:11:08,895 a rock classic and we were living the dream. 214 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:12,361 ♪ Me and you and you me 215 00:11:12,362 --> 00:11:16,594 ♪ No matter how they toss the dice it had to be ♪ 216 00:11:16,595 --> 00:11:20,627 ♪ The only for me is you and you for me ♪ 217 00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:25,628 ♪ So happy together 218 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:31,029 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ♪ 219 00:11:33,962 --> 00:11:38,962 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ♪ 220 00:11:44,296 --> 00:11:47,128 ♪ Me and you and you me 221 00:11:47,129 --> 00:11:50,928 ♪ No matter how they tossed the dice it had to be ♪ 222 00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:55,128 ♪ The only one for me is you and you for me ♪ 223 00:11:55,129 --> 00:11:59,494 ♪ So happy together 224 00:11:59,495 --> 00:12:03,261 ♪ So happy together 225 00:12:03,262 --> 00:12:05,094 ♪ How is the weather 226 00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:07,494 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba 227 00:12:07,495 --> 00:12:11,261 ♪ So happy together 228 00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:15,328 ♪ We're happy together 229 00:12:15,329 --> 00:12:17,328 ♪ So happy together 230 00:12:17,329 --> 00:12:22,329 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba 231 00:12:23,762 --> 00:12:26,762 ♪ So happy together 232 00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,928 - Our lives were turning into this like 233 00:12:29,929 --> 00:12:32,662 wild happening and he were really digging it. 234 00:12:33,862 --> 00:12:36,561 I got caught up in the excitement and somehow 235 00:12:36,562 --> 00:12:40,228 before I knew it I had even asked my girlfriend to marry me. 236 00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:42,195 Well sort of. 237 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,395 We finally have a few minutes alone together. 238 00:12:47,995 --> 00:12:49,494 - I'm gonna miss you. 239 00:12:49,495 --> 00:12:52,528 - And I'm gonna miss your long, beautiful hair. 240 00:12:53,962 --> 00:12:58,562 - Listen honey, I know you had a lot on your mind lately 241 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,989 but before I go back to New York I've gotta know, 242 00:13:03,029 --> 00:13:07,427 well we've never really talked about our future. 243 00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:08,428 - Our what? 244 00:13:09,895 --> 00:13:14,296 - I want us to have a home, a real home not an apartment 245 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:19,828 with a fireplace and maybe a pool. 246 00:13:19,829 --> 00:13:21,327 - Pools are nice. 247 00:13:21,328 --> 00:13:23,662 - And a yard and a white picket fence. 248 00:13:24,962 --> 00:13:26,761 I mean the whole Leave it to Beaver thing. 249 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:27,928 - Well I like Leave it to Beaver. 250 00:13:27,929 --> 00:13:28,762 - Yeah? 251 00:13:28,763 --> 00:13:30,360 - Yeah and children? 252 00:13:30,361 --> 00:13:31,427 Wouldn't children be nice? 253 00:13:31,428 --> 00:13:33,461 - Children would be nice someday. 254 00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:36,229 Someday, yeah very nice. 255 00:13:37,462 --> 00:13:42,462 - All right then, my answer's yes. 256 00:13:43,328 --> 00:13:44,129 - The answer was yes? 257 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,727 What was the question? 258 00:13:45,728 --> 00:13:47,694 - I will marry you! 259 00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:49,195 I can't wait to tell my mother about this. 260 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,228 We can get my ring in New York. 261 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:51,561 I know just the one I want. 262 00:13:51,562 --> 00:13:53,495 My mother and I picked it out together. 263 00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:57,162 - Okay let's go, show's, whoa. 264 00:14:03,361 --> 00:14:04,562 Guess I shoulda knocked. 265 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,627 - Guess what Bill? 266 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,861 - What? 267 00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:09,262 - Howard and I are getting married. 268 00:14:11,361 --> 00:14:12,627 - Really? 269 00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:13,662 - Seriously 270 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:17,327 - I guess so. 271 00:14:17,328 --> 00:14:21,562 - Well I guess congratulations are in order. 272 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:26,594 What are you both 19 years old? 273 00:14:26,595 --> 00:14:28,260 - I haven't really thought about it like that. 274 00:14:28,261 --> 00:14:30,527 - Okay let's go, come on let's go. 275 00:14:30,528 --> 00:14:32,828 Come on, there you go, there you go. 276 00:14:32,829 --> 00:14:34,761 - Son, yes Bill? 277 00:14:34,762 --> 00:14:36,228 - You're a fucking idiot, okay? 278 00:14:37,995 --> 00:14:40,061 - I could hardly believe it myself. 279 00:14:40,062 --> 00:14:41,828 It was only a year ago that we were the opening act 280 00:14:41,829 --> 00:14:44,295 for like every band that played the Sunset Strip. 281 00:14:47,361 --> 00:14:49,094 The Strip was electric. 282 00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:50,894 It was were it all went down. 283 00:14:50,895 --> 00:14:53,394 A groovy musical party where the clubs 284 00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:56,129 were open all night and so were the chicks. 285 00:14:57,695 --> 00:14:59,828 We finally caught our first big break 286 00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:01,861 and now other bands were opening for us. 287 00:15:01,862 --> 00:15:03,627 Us, The Turtles, headlining band 288 00:15:03,628 --> 00:15:06,194 at the world-famous Whisky a Go Go. 289 00:15:06,195 --> 00:15:07,595 It was The Whisky baby. 290 00:15:15,562 --> 00:15:17,361 - I love you Jim! 291 00:15:38,428 --> 00:15:39,462 - The Whisky baby. 292 00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:43,194 - Well how 'bout that opening band? 293 00:15:43,195 --> 00:15:45,394 - Yeah, talk about your hip opening acts. 294 00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:47,794 - I love The Doors man, they are great. 295 00:15:47,795 --> 00:15:49,527 Jim Morrison is cool, nice guy too. 296 00:15:49,528 --> 00:15:50,462 - Yeah. 297 00:15:50,463 --> 00:15:52,128 - Yeah, I just wanna see that 298 00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:54,128 little Pamela Miller girl dance. 299 00:15:54,129 --> 00:15:55,727 - Yeah, the one with the see-through blouse. 300 00:15:55,728 --> 00:15:57,928 - Yeah, what is she like 15? 301 00:15:57,929 --> 00:16:01,294 - Man how does she even get in to this place? 302 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:02,929 - She's got a see-through blouse. 303 00:16:06,261 --> 00:16:09,227 - Hey Johnny when we play Eve of Destruction, 304 00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:10,961 not so fast next time, okay? 305 00:16:10,962 --> 00:16:12,194 - Why not? 306 00:16:12,195 --> 00:16:13,294 It's The Whisky, they wanna dance. 307 00:16:13,295 --> 00:16:15,461 - Yeah but it's a protest song. 308 00:16:15,462 --> 00:16:17,862 You're not supposed to dance to a protest song. 309 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,527 - Well what are they supposed to do, march? 310 00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:25,260 - Take it easy man, these are my stage clothes. 311 00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:26,794 - What, are you wearing that? 312 00:16:26,795 --> 00:16:28,527 Those kids paid money to see someone who cares. 313 00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:30,794 - Ah I care man just not about my clothes 314 00:16:30,795 --> 00:16:32,294 I mean I sing man. 315 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:35,694 - Yeah, see that makes you a Rolling Stones person. 316 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,160 - I beg your pardon. 317 00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:39,761 - The are Beatles people and there are Stones people. 318 00:16:39,762 --> 00:16:41,527 Beatles people, they comb their hair. 319 00:16:41,528 --> 00:16:44,093 They wear suits, they look good. 320 00:16:44,094 --> 00:16:46,427 - Hey, you guys think I look Beatley enough? 321 00:16:46,428 --> 00:16:47,727 - And then the Stones people... 322 00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:48,894 - Which would be me? 323 00:16:48,895 --> 00:16:50,494 - Yes and Mark. 324 00:16:50,495 --> 00:16:53,194 You see I don't think you guys would feel 325 00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:55,994 too comfortable wearing nice clothes, sorry. 326 00:16:55,995 --> 00:16:59,228 - Man, where has your mind gone, man? 327 00:17:05,094 --> 00:17:07,594 - I'm from The Turtles, from the group The Turtles. 328 00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,428 Maybe you've heard some of our songs? 329 00:17:11,762 --> 00:17:12,762 It Ain't Me Babe? 330 00:17:13,595 --> 00:17:17,394 Outside Chance, come on, anyway 331 00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:21,461 we've played with everybody on the strip. 332 00:17:21,462 --> 00:17:23,127 We've played with The Mamas and the Papas. 333 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:24,961 We've played with Frank Zappa. 334 00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,828 We've played with Love. 335 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,327 - Love? 336 00:17:29,328 --> 00:17:31,094 - Oh you dig Love, huh? 337 00:17:31,095 --> 00:17:35,694 Yeah man, Arthur Lee man that guy is one crazy cat. 338 00:17:35,695 --> 00:17:37,294 I am telling you, wow. 339 00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:39,561 See I'm the guitar player for The Turtles 340 00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:41,894 and I'm the only one who knows how to read music 341 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,093 so I do a lot of the arrangements and I tell 342 00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:46,894 the other guys what to play most of the time. 343 00:17:46,895 --> 00:17:48,427 I'm also married with a kid. 344 00:17:48,428 --> 00:17:51,027 So it's a lot of pressure. 345 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,028 I mean you can imagine what I'm going through. 346 00:17:54,495 --> 00:17:57,761 If I wasn't married maybe things could be different. 347 00:17:57,762 --> 00:18:00,528 But I am, I'm married that is. 348 00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:04,194 Look, maybe I could have your number. 349 00:18:04,195 --> 00:18:06,027 Maybe you could just give me your number 350 00:18:06,028 --> 00:18:08,427 because I'm a married man you know 351 00:18:08,428 --> 00:18:10,228 but I'm not dead as the saying goes. 352 00:18:12,161 --> 00:18:14,160 - I don't know. 353 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,127 - Could you give me your number? 354 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,028 'Cause, 'cause could I have it? 355 00:18:18,995 --> 00:18:20,462 - I don't speak some English. 356 00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:25,595 - What? 357 00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:36,328 - Okay thank you very much, I gotta go on now. 358 00:18:37,462 --> 00:18:38,462 Bye bye. 359 00:18:39,295 --> 00:18:40,295 - Bye bye. 360 00:18:42,562 --> 00:18:44,360 - You got a great house out there boys. 361 00:18:44,361 --> 00:18:46,360 Albert and Mario are very excited. 362 00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:48,194 You got loads of record people. 363 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,661 Deejay people, the press is out, the guy 364 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:54,561 from The Times, what's his name, celebrities out the wazoo. 365 00:18:54,562 --> 00:18:57,060 You'd be surprised what a few hit records can do. 366 00:18:57,061 --> 00:18:57,994 - Woo. 367 00:18:57,995 --> 00:18:59,127 - Come on Tucko. 368 00:18:59,128 --> 00:19:00,428 - Let's hit it. 369 00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:06,395 - Let's hear it for The Turtles. 370 00:19:09,195 --> 00:19:12,494 ♪ You can try to please me 371 00:19:12,495 --> 00:19:16,060 ♪ But it won't be easy 372 00:19:16,061 --> 00:19:19,127 ♪ Stone walls surround me 373 00:19:19,128 --> 00:19:22,727 ♪ I'm surprised that you even found me ♪ 374 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,027 ♪ And you don't stand an outside chance ♪ 375 00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:26,727 ♪ You don't stand an outside chance ♪ 376 00:19:26,728 --> 00:19:29,093 ♪ You don't stand an outside chance ♪ 377 00:19:29,094 --> 00:19:32,627 ♪ But you can try 378 00:19:32,628 --> 00:19:34,461 - Hey Johnny! 379 00:19:34,462 --> 00:19:37,527 ♪ Whatever you do girl 380 00:19:37,528 --> 00:19:41,260 ♪ You know you can't get through girl ♪ 381 00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:44,461 ♪ Can't bring me down 382 00:19:44,462 --> 00:19:47,561 ♪ Hang me up or even hang around ♪ 383 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,828 ♪ And you don't stand an outside chance ♪ 384 00:19:49,829 --> 00:19:51,427 ♪ You don't stand an outside chance ♪ 385 00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:53,927 ♪ You don't stand an outside chance ♪ 386 00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:55,728 ♪ But you can try 387 00:20:07,862 --> 00:20:11,227 ♪ I know you think you'll get me ♪ 388 00:20:11,228 --> 00:20:14,327 ♪ I'm only flesh and bone 389 00:20:14,328 --> 00:20:18,794 ♪ But you may as well forget me ♪ 390 00:20:18,795 --> 00:20:20,494 ♪ 'Cause my heart is stone 391 00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:25,495 ♪ You better leave me alone yeah ♪ 392 00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:29,227 ♪ You can try to please me 393 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,661 ♪ But it won't be easy 394 00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:35,594 ♪ Stone walls surround me 395 00:20:35,595 --> 00:20:39,260 ♪ I'm surprised that you even found me ♪ 396 00:20:39,261 --> 00:20:41,427 ♪ And you don't stand an outside chance ♪ 397 00:20:41,428 --> 00:20:43,027 ♪ You don't stand an outside chance ♪ 398 00:20:43,028 --> 00:20:45,394 ♪ You don't stand an outside chance ♪ 399 00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:47,260 ♪ But you can try 400 00:20:47,261 --> 00:20:49,027 ♪ Keep on trying baby 401 00:20:49,028 --> 00:20:50,627 ♪ Stand an outside chance 402 00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:52,893 ♪ Come on and show me you love me baby ♪ 403 00:20:52,894 --> 00:20:54,027 ♪ Stand an outside chance 404 00:20:54,028 --> 00:20:55,160 ♪ You gotta try 405 00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:57,661 ♪ Stand an outside chance 406 00:20:57,662 --> 00:20:59,527 ♪ Come on try for me try 407 00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:01,060 ♪ Stand an outside chance 408 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:02,893 ♪ Come on try for me baby 409 00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:04,561 ♪ Stand an outside chance 410 00:21:04,562 --> 00:21:06,561 ♪ You gotta show me you want me baby ♪ 411 00:21:06,562 --> 00:21:08,160 ♪ Stand an outside chance 412 00:21:08,161 --> 00:21:10,227 ♪ Come on and try for me baby 413 00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,427 - After a gig everybody 414 00:21:11,428 --> 00:21:12,395 would head down to Canter's. 415 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,860 It was a great place to eat. 416 00:21:13,861 --> 00:21:15,861 Hell, at that hour it was the only place to eat. 417 00:21:41,295 --> 00:21:45,461 - Louella, where the hell are my God damn blintzes? 418 00:21:45,462 --> 00:21:46,494 A person could plotz here. 419 00:21:46,495 --> 00:21:48,427 - Oi, hold your water. 420 00:21:48,428 --> 00:21:50,161 I only got two hands. 421 00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:53,027 - I'm sorry, sorry. 422 00:21:53,028 --> 00:21:54,028 - You're sorry? 423 00:21:56,695 --> 00:21:58,860 - It's still one funny movie. 424 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:00,494 - I'm just saying that The Russians are Coming 425 00:22:00,495 --> 00:22:02,927 is escapist drivel, that's all. 426 00:22:02,928 --> 00:22:04,561 The government's trying to keep 427 00:22:04,562 --> 00:22:05,761 our minds off the real issues. 428 00:22:05,762 --> 00:22:06,695 - So you're saying the government 429 00:22:06,696 --> 00:22:08,360 tells Hollywood what to do? 430 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,628 - Honestly Cass, you are so naive. 431 00:22:11,562 --> 00:22:13,427 - More damn hippies. 432 00:22:13,428 --> 00:22:16,160 This place used to be respectable. 433 00:22:16,161 --> 00:22:18,793 - Hey check this out man, The Times loves us. 434 00:22:18,794 --> 00:22:21,827 The Turtles a singing sextet 435 00:22:21,828 --> 00:22:24,461 whose popularity has grown from three hit records, 436 00:22:24,462 --> 00:22:26,793 It Ain't me Babe, Let Me Be, and You Baby 437 00:22:26,794 --> 00:22:29,094 are working at Whisky a Go Go through Saturday. 438 00:22:29,095 --> 00:22:31,060 Their act is a polished collection 439 00:22:31,061 --> 00:22:33,027 of up-tempo frenzied songs. 440 00:22:33,028 --> 00:22:34,028 - Let me see that. 441 00:22:35,794 --> 00:22:37,060 The most rock and roll group 442 00:22:37,061 --> 00:22:39,461 since their meteor is big beat music. 443 00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:40,760 - Now what does meteor mean? 444 00:22:40,761 --> 00:22:42,662 - Metier, it's like their bag. 445 00:22:44,195 --> 00:22:45,427 - It's Japanese? 446 00:22:45,428 --> 00:22:46,727 - Most bands have lackluster drumming, 447 00:22:46,728 --> 00:22:48,227 here check this is the good part right here, 448 00:22:48,228 --> 00:22:50,461 but The Turtles are blessed with John Barbata 449 00:22:50,462 --> 00:22:53,727 a stick-twirling professional right there. 450 00:22:55,794 --> 00:22:56,628 Do you hear that? 451 00:22:56,629 --> 00:22:57,893 Professional baby. 452 00:22:57,894 --> 00:22:59,360 - All right let's chick this out. 453 00:22:59,361 --> 00:23:01,860 The two non-playing members whack tambourines 454 00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:05,360 which they also use to amuse the audience. 455 00:23:05,361 --> 00:23:09,160 Here, an enthusiastic crowd at the Whisky a Go Go 456 00:23:09,161 --> 00:23:10,860 crowded the dance floor and were 457 00:23:10,861 --> 00:23:13,527 generous in applauding the singing... 458 00:23:13,528 --> 00:23:14,894 - Holy shit, Jesus! 459 00:23:18,261 --> 00:23:20,994 - Hey, how are... you guys doing? 460 00:23:32,228 --> 00:23:34,527 What you eating there? 461 00:23:34,528 --> 00:23:36,693 - We just sat down, do you wanna order something? 462 00:23:36,694 --> 00:23:38,861 - Yeah maybe, you wanna drink? 463 00:23:40,395 --> 00:23:43,093 - Come on, relax be cool man. 464 00:23:43,094 --> 00:23:45,227 - Hey, what you reading there Marky? 465 00:23:45,228 --> 00:23:47,661 - Nothing, I'm not reading anything. 466 00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:48,662 - Marky? 467 00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:50,894 Come on. 468 00:23:54,195 --> 00:23:56,462 Actually I hadn't really gotten that far. 469 00:23:57,861 --> 00:24:02,328 - Sharing the bill are The Doors, a hungry-looking quartet 470 00:24:05,628 --> 00:24:09,893 with an interesting, original sound, but with the worst 471 00:24:09,894 --> 00:24:14,562 stage appearance of any rock and roll group in captivity. 472 00:24:15,528 --> 00:24:16,627 - What do they know man? 473 00:24:16,628 --> 00:24:18,093 - Come on. 474 00:24:18,094 --> 00:24:21,395 - Their lead singer emotes with his eyes closed. 475 00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:28,595 Their electric pianist hunches over his instrument 476 00:24:29,828 --> 00:24:32,461 as if reading mysteries from the keyboard. 477 00:24:32,462 --> 00:24:35,527 The guitarist drifts around the stage randomly 478 00:24:35,528 --> 00:24:38,960 and the drummer seems lost in another world. 479 00:24:38,961 --> 00:24:40,893 - Hey maybe they just don't get it man. 480 00:24:40,894 --> 00:24:42,693 - By the time this guy from The Times gets it, 481 00:24:42,694 --> 00:24:44,261 I'll be dead and buried man. 482 00:24:45,428 --> 00:24:47,294 It's all right no big deal, you know. 483 00:24:47,295 --> 00:24:49,894 Actually it's pretty good, pretty good, pretty neat. 484 00:24:50,828 --> 00:24:53,427 - Darling, could you be an angel 485 00:24:53,428 --> 00:24:56,328 and ask that boy if he's going to eat his pickle? 486 00:24:59,428 --> 00:25:01,227 - That boy? 487 00:25:01,228 --> 00:25:03,060 - I hate to see a good dill sitting 488 00:25:03,061 --> 00:25:05,327 out in the light like that. 489 00:25:05,328 --> 00:25:06,594 They get limp you know. 490 00:25:09,694 --> 00:25:11,562 - You gonna eat your pickle? 491 00:25:14,195 --> 00:25:15,461 Here you go. 492 00:25:15,462 --> 00:25:17,727 - Thank you son and you should live and be well. 493 00:25:19,161 --> 00:25:21,128 - Hey man, I got my draft notice today. 494 00:25:23,195 --> 00:25:24,195 - Ah man. 495 00:25:26,261 --> 00:25:27,993 - You know what, shit just rip 'em up man 496 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,660 because this aint your war brothers. 497 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:33,027 Peace man all right and as for me I'm gonna go see 498 00:25:33,028 --> 00:25:35,461 if I can't find the little boy's room 499 00:25:35,462 --> 00:25:39,028 and drain my lizard, all right man, all right. 500 00:25:41,861 --> 00:25:43,260 - Can you order me a reuben? 501 00:25:43,261 --> 00:25:44,094 - All right. 502 00:25:44,095 --> 00:25:45,360 - I'll be right back. 503 00:25:45,361 --> 00:25:46,921 - I'm gonna go check out Zappa's table. 504 00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:49,693 - You gonna lick the plate too or what? 505 00:25:49,694 --> 00:25:53,693 - Next you'll be off watching Bob Hope and Phyllis Diller. 506 00:25:53,694 --> 00:25:55,093 I thought you were from the Village? 507 00:25:55,094 --> 00:25:56,927 - I'm very hip. 508 00:25:56,928 --> 00:25:59,127 Do you know about that new film that someone just made? 509 00:25:59,128 --> 00:26:02,693 It's butts for like two hours, asses for two hours. 510 00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:03,927 What's that all about? 511 00:26:03,928 --> 00:26:07,527 - Yeah I know, it's Yoko something. 512 00:26:07,528 --> 00:26:08,594 It's kinda weird. 513 00:26:10,395 --> 00:26:14,494 - Weird, were you guys talking about me, weird? 514 00:26:14,495 --> 00:26:15,993 - Not too paranoid are you? 515 00:26:15,994 --> 00:26:19,027 We were actually just talking about the movies. 516 00:26:19,028 --> 00:26:21,427 People think I'm the strange one. 517 00:26:21,428 --> 00:26:23,028 - Hey, why the long face Turtle? 518 00:26:24,195 --> 00:26:26,027 - I got my draft notice today. 519 00:26:26,028 --> 00:26:29,227 - Ah Jesus man, I am so sorry. 520 00:26:29,228 --> 00:26:30,760 - That stinks. 521 00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:33,462 Plus would you wanna see this guy in the jungle with a gun? 522 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,526 - All right boys, what do you want? 523 00:26:36,527 --> 00:26:37,361 - I'm all right. 524 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:38,495 - Yeah, I need a reuben. 525 00:26:39,495 --> 00:26:40,693 - Didn't you already eat? 526 00:26:40,694 --> 00:26:42,261 - I haven't eaten since dinner. 527 00:26:43,428 --> 00:26:46,726 - You'd be so cute if you'd cut your hair. 528 00:26:46,727 --> 00:26:48,593 - You know I know people in Canada. 529 00:26:48,594 --> 00:26:49,827 You could like flee the country 530 00:26:49,828 --> 00:26:51,526 and live underground for a while. 531 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,927 - Listen, just tell them that you object 532 00:26:53,928 --> 00:26:55,360 to their politics, that's all. 533 00:26:55,361 --> 00:26:57,028 - It's not the politics man. 534 00:26:57,894 --> 00:26:59,027 I'm scared. 535 00:26:59,028 --> 00:27:00,361 - I'll pray for you man. 536 00:27:02,428 --> 00:27:03,927 - All right you guys I'm splitting. 537 00:27:03,928 --> 00:27:05,327 I'll see you later. 538 00:27:05,328 --> 00:27:08,027 - Wait, I've had an epiphany. 539 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:09,227 - What? 540 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:11,360 - The answer was right under our nose 541 00:27:11,361 --> 00:27:14,526 - You could get a lot of answers under your nose. 542 00:27:14,527 --> 00:27:15,527 - Nose jokes, huh? 543 00:27:16,694 --> 00:27:17,627 Okay. 544 00:27:17,627 --> 00:27:18,594 - Hey, have you seen our review? 545 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,860 - Oh yeah. 546 00:27:19,861 --> 00:27:21,027 - I don't need to read your review. 547 00:27:21,028 --> 00:27:22,294 I know who you are. 548 00:27:22,295 --> 00:27:25,460 I have all your LPs, Little Surfer Girl, 549 00:27:25,461 --> 00:27:28,693 Help me Rhonda, Help me Luella. 550 00:27:28,694 --> 00:27:33,694 ♪ Luella you need to write a song about Luella ♪ 551 00:27:35,328 --> 00:27:37,960 - Yeah we're not the Beach Boys. 552 00:27:37,961 --> 00:27:39,793 - We're The Turtles. 553 00:27:39,794 --> 00:27:41,560 - Yeah we play our instruments. 554 00:27:41,561 --> 00:27:42,827 - The Turtles. 555 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,227 - There's only one man that can 556 00:27:44,228 --> 00:27:46,460 save you from ignominious fate. 557 00:27:46,461 --> 00:27:47,960 - The Green Lantern? 558 00:27:47,961 --> 00:27:49,394 - Sergeant Bilko? 559 00:27:49,395 --> 00:27:53,128 - No, my manager Herb Cohen. 560 00:27:54,328 --> 00:27:56,260 - My cousin Herb? 561 00:27:56,261 --> 00:28:00,060 - Herb's an extraordinary man and listen I've had a lot 562 00:28:00,061 --> 00:28:02,460 of guys come to me with their draft notices 563 00:28:02,461 --> 00:28:06,993 and I swear Herb's gotten everyone of them off. 564 00:28:06,994 --> 00:28:09,526 Herb Cohen he is the answer 565 00:28:09,527 --> 00:28:12,295 to all of your so-called prayers. 566 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:15,726 - So I was off to Venice Beach 567 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:18,027 to meet with my distant cousin Herb Cohen, 568 00:28:18,028 --> 00:28:19,960 legendary artist, manager, entrepreneur, 569 00:28:19,961 --> 00:28:22,327 and well known rock and roll eccentric, 570 00:28:22,328 --> 00:28:24,928 in hopes that somehow he could help me with my dilemma. 571 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,027 - Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've felt 572 00:28:35,028 --> 00:28:37,228 it necessary to have a meeting on the beach? 573 00:28:38,661 --> 00:28:41,560 - I'm sorry, I really am, it's just I didn't know 574 00:28:41,561 --> 00:28:44,027 what else to do and I'm kinda freaking out. 575 00:28:44,028 --> 00:28:47,228 - I'm gonna help you and not just because we're related. 576 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,260 It's part of my contribution to the war effort. 577 00:28:51,261 --> 00:28:54,327 Gotta keep drug-crazed hippie freaks 578 00:28:54,328 --> 00:28:57,227 from crippling our glorious militia. 579 00:28:57,228 --> 00:29:00,727 - You know, Mom used to warm me to stay away from you. 580 00:29:02,128 --> 00:29:04,160 I always thought you were the black sheep of the family. 581 00:29:04,161 --> 00:29:07,626 This sort of beatnik guy who used to hang out 582 00:29:07,627 --> 00:29:10,228 with Lenny Bruce and a bunch of drugged out weirdos. 583 00:29:13,161 --> 00:29:14,427 - And your point is? 584 00:29:17,961 --> 00:29:18,961 - I need your help. 585 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,227 - I don't wanna get a crew-cut... 586 00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:24,726 - Okay. 587 00:29:24,727 --> 00:29:26,093 - I don't have the bone structure for a crew-cut... 588 00:29:26,094 --> 00:29:28,060 - Okay, okay, we'll do something about this all right. 589 00:29:28,061 --> 00:29:30,393 It's very simple, all right? 590 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:31,327 - Okay. 591 00:29:31,328 --> 00:29:33,027 - Why don't you write it down. 592 00:29:33,028 --> 00:29:36,527 - Write it, okay, okay I'll write it down. 593 00:29:37,894 --> 00:29:39,793 - Hello ladies how are you? 594 00:29:39,794 --> 00:29:42,260 I just noticed you over here you look a little chilly. 595 00:29:42,261 --> 00:29:43,393 Are you a little chilly? 596 00:29:43,394 --> 00:29:45,460 Listen my name's Herb, Herb Cohen 597 00:29:45,461 --> 00:29:48,295 I'm kind of an important guy in rock and roll. 598 00:29:50,427 --> 00:29:51,860 - Bye Herb. 599 00:29:51,861 --> 00:29:55,027 - There's a few good reasons to be at the beach. 600 00:29:55,028 --> 00:29:57,494 Okay now the first thing you have to remember. 601 00:29:58,427 --> 00:29:59,526 Why aren't you writing? 602 00:29:59,527 --> 00:30:00,427 You should be writing. 603 00:30:00,428 --> 00:30:01,660 - Aha. 604 00:30:01,661 --> 00:30:04,660 - The first thing that you have to remember is 605 00:30:04,661 --> 00:30:08,326 these military idiots are not cops, they're soldiers 606 00:30:08,327 --> 00:30:10,426 and they only people they can order around 607 00:30:10,427 --> 00:30:12,827 are other soldiers; it doesn't matter if the guy's 608 00:30:12,828 --> 00:30:15,426 a private, or a general, if he tells 609 00:30:15,427 --> 00:30:17,927 you to sit down, you stand up. 610 00:30:17,928 --> 00:30:20,393 If he tells you to turn right you turn left. 611 00:30:20,394 --> 00:30:23,194 It drives the officers crazy, believe me 612 00:30:23,195 --> 00:30:25,293 and there's nothing they can do about it. 613 00:30:25,294 --> 00:30:27,793 - They could beat the crap out of me. 614 00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:29,861 - They mean nothing to you. 615 00:30:31,161 --> 00:30:33,626 Two, you ready? 616 00:30:33,627 --> 00:30:34,627 - Okay yeah. 617 00:30:35,894 --> 00:30:37,061 - Fail your exams. 618 00:30:38,394 --> 00:30:39,760 - Huh? 619 00:30:39,761 --> 00:30:42,293 - The exams, they give you these little tests 620 00:30:42,294 --> 00:30:45,359 at the Draft Board, you know little simple tests 621 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,360 like how to identify shapes, don't do it. 622 00:30:51,427 --> 00:30:53,194 - Don't take the test? 623 00:30:53,195 --> 00:30:56,426 - No take the test, you have to take the tests. 624 00:30:56,427 --> 00:30:58,094 Don't pass the tests. 625 00:30:59,461 --> 00:31:00,594 - Don't pass the tests. 626 00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:03,961 - Try to avoid the physical exam. 627 00:31:05,128 --> 00:31:07,793 It is a hassle, it's humiliating, 628 00:31:07,794 --> 00:31:10,960 and unless you got a heart murmur or you get turned 629 00:31:10,961 --> 00:31:12,426 on by all the anal probing... 630 00:31:12,427 --> 00:31:13,693 - Yeah, no anal probing. 631 00:31:13,694 --> 00:31:15,194 - By the time they get to the turn 632 00:31:15,195 --> 00:31:17,827 your head and cough shit it's too late, you're on a plane. 633 00:31:17,828 --> 00:31:19,127 - Damn Herb. 634 00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:20,461 - You got any drugs? 635 00:31:24,427 --> 00:31:26,060 - Here? 636 00:31:26,061 --> 00:31:27,627 - Not here moron. 637 00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:31,626 You know you just might fail this test without my help. 638 00:31:31,627 --> 00:31:33,760 - That's funny but this is my life 639 00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:35,760 that we're talking about. 640 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:39,827 - Okay, if you have drugs, take them. 641 00:31:39,828 --> 00:31:40,993 - Drugs? 642 00:31:40,994 --> 00:31:42,793 - If you feel like taking a shower, don't. 643 00:31:42,794 --> 00:31:43,960 - No shower. 644 00:31:43,961 --> 00:31:46,226 - If your body craves rest, deny it. 645 00:31:46,227 --> 00:31:47,726 - No sleep. 646 00:31:47,727 --> 00:31:50,160 - Be loud and offensive and smelly and anti-social. 647 00:31:50,161 --> 00:31:51,928 - That sounds like my manager. 648 00:31:53,394 --> 00:31:56,259 So we stayed awake for the next three days straight 649 00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:58,260 following Cousin Herb's sage advice. 650 00:32:00,227 --> 00:32:01,794 We're wasting valuable time here. 651 00:32:02,661 --> 00:32:03,893 We're not nearly high enough. 652 00:32:03,894 --> 00:32:06,860 I mean we smoked, drank, and snorted everything 653 00:32:06,861 --> 00:32:11,093 in the room and I swear to God that I'm so messed up 654 00:32:11,094 --> 00:32:13,694 I'm actually back to normal. 655 00:32:14,861 --> 00:32:17,526 - Well then I think we better start over. 656 00:32:17,527 --> 00:32:19,394 Hey babe, can you roll us something? 657 00:32:20,461 --> 00:32:22,128 - Oh my honey baby. 658 00:32:23,761 --> 00:32:25,827 ♪ Summertime's here, kitties 659 00:32:25,828 --> 00:32:28,626 ♪ And it's time to take a trip 660 00:32:28,627 --> 00:32:30,726 ♪ To take a trip 661 00:32:30,727 --> 00:32:34,660 ♪ If you feel so bad if you feel so sad ♪ 662 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:38,760 ♪ You gotta take a trip into a world so glass ♪ 663 00:32:38,761 --> 00:32:42,860 ♪ A world of frost and clean fountains ♪ 664 00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:46,860 ♪ And flying dolls and surfing cakes ♪ 665 00:32:46,861 --> 00:32:48,460 ♪ And emerald rats and purple clouds ♪ 666 00:32:48,461 --> 00:32:50,027 - Oh, that wasn't so bad, what's next? 667 00:32:50,028 --> 00:32:54,994 ♪ And faceless clowns and walls of glass that never pass ♪ 668 00:32:56,994 --> 00:33:00,293 ♪ And pictures hang upside-down ♪ 669 00:33:00,294 --> 00:33:05,159 ♪ Would I ask, where are you, it's another world ♪ 670 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,993 ♪ You and your girl and all your friends ♪ 671 00:33:08,994 --> 00:33:13,994 ♪ Will be there oh yeah let's take a trip ♪ 672 00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:17,193 ♪ Let's take a trip 673 00:33:17,194 --> 00:33:21,794 ♪ And TNT, and S.O.S, and HOB, and TOP ♪ 674 00:33:29,061 --> 00:33:30,827 ♪ Let's take a trip 675 00:33:30,828 --> 00:33:32,660 ♪ It's really hip 676 00:33:32,661 --> 00:33:33,927 ♪ No one will know 677 00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:35,594 - What does kill you makes you stoneder. 678 00:33:36,761 --> 00:33:40,526 ♪ Just you and me and the dreams we see ♪ 679 00:33:40,527 --> 00:33:44,294 ♪ Come on baby, come on baby 680 00:33:54,461 --> 00:33:57,059 - Hey, whose turn is it? 681 00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:58,060 - Who's what? 682 00:33:59,028 --> 00:34:00,460 - In the game whose turn is it? 683 00:34:00,461 --> 00:34:02,159 - I don't know man. 684 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,693 - You don't know who? 685 00:34:03,694 --> 00:34:06,359 We had followed Cousin Herbs instructions to the letter. 686 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:11,360 We were completely wasted, smelly, and totally disgusting. 687 00:34:12,527 --> 00:34:13,693 In other words we were ready for our interview 688 00:34:13,694 --> 00:34:15,794 with the United States' Armed Forces. 689 00:34:18,227 --> 00:34:19,526 - We're going into the house of the butterflies. 690 00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:21,092 - What would the monarch say? 691 00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:23,660 He would be so angry. 692 00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:26,427 - Where will all the butterflies go with all these men? 693 00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:30,726 - Goodbye butterflies. 694 00:34:30,727 --> 00:34:31,661 - Good luck. 695 00:34:31,661 --> 00:34:32,661 - See ya. 696 00:34:33,794 --> 00:34:35,493 - All right men take your test books out 697 00:34:35,494 --> 00:34:37,627 and write your name on the top of page one. 698 00:34:39,594 --> 00:34:41,893 Do we have a probably Dorothy? 699 00:34:41,894 --> 00:34:43,426 - Me, sir? 700 00:34:43,427 --> 00:34:44,927 - Did you call me sir? 701 00:34:44,928 --> 00:34:45,761 - Sir. 702 00:34:45,762 --> 00:34:47,059 - Did you call me sir? 703 00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:49,393 Did you call me sir? 704 00:34:49,394 --> 00:34:52,661 I am a Sergeant, that is not an officer's rank. 705 00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:57,960 - Which one is not a food? 706 00:34:57,961 --> 00:35:00,493 - Now this test was written for idiots. 707 00:35:00,494 --> 00:35:02,393 So if you got here under your own steam 708 00:35:02,394 --> 00:35:04,526 chances are excellent you're officer material. 709 00:35:04,527 --> 00:35:06,593 - Which one of these does not belong? 710 00:35:06,594 --> 00:35:08,560 - Fellas I'm not gonna lie to you. 711 00:35:08,561 --> 00:35:12,193 Uncle Sam needs men and God help me 712 00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:14,427 you people fit loosely into that category. 713 00:35:18,727 --> 00:35:21,828 Hey, hey, do we have a problem Dorothy? 714 00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:30,194 - Wake up boy! 715 00:35:31,194 --> 00:35:32,194 Stand up! 716 00:35:35,093 --> 00:35:36,527 Are you on drugs son? 717 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,793 You smell like a latrine boy! 718 00:35:39,794 --> 00:35:40,928 Stick your hand out! 719 00:35:41,828 --> 00:35:42,828 Out! 720 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:48,426 You're shaking like a leaf! 721 00:35:48,427 --> 00:35:49,727 Touch your toes son! 722 00:35:51,227 --> 00:35:53,959 Your toes not your nose! 723 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,560 Stand up! 724 00:35:55,561 --> 00:35:57,159 You know why you can't touch your toes? 725 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,359 - Well... 726 00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,827 - 'Cause you can't see your toes! 727 00:35:59,828 --> 00:36:01,526 You wouldn't know your toes if your were making love 728 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:03,927 to them, now sit down and take that test! 729 00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:05,227 Sit, sit, sit! 730 00:36:09,327 --> 00:36:10,327 - Kaylan! 731 00:36:19,127 --> 00:36:20,127 I want the chart. 732 00:36:21,828 --> 00:36:23,660 - Then take it. 733 00:36:23,661 --> 00:36:24,894 - That's great. 734 00:36:26,461 --> 00:36:27,294 - Yeah. 735 00:36:27,295 --> 00:36:28,793 - Take a seat. 736 00:36:28,794 --> 00:36:30,754 - Take a seat, where were you want me to take it? 737 00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:37,226 This is great. 738 00:36:37,227 --> 00:36:38,227 - No touching. 739 00:36:44,727 --> 00:36:46,060 - Is there a draft in here? 740 00:36:56,327 --> 00:36:58,726 - Why haven't you taken your clothes off? 741 00:36:58,727 --> 00:37:00,992 - I can't get undressed in here Doc. 742 00:37:00,993 --> 00:37:02,226 Not with all these men around. 743 00:37:02,227 --> 00:37:03,794 I don't want them to see me naked. 744 00:37:05,294 --> 00:37:09,293 - But this is the Army son, we're all men here. 745 00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:12,293 - I just don't want them to see me naked. 746 00:37:12,294 --> 00:37:14,060 I don't mind if you see me naked. 747 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:17,827 We could go down to one of the private rooms over there 748 00:37:17,828 --> 00:37:20,594 and I will take my clothes off for you. 749 00:37:23,527 --> 00:37:25,426 In fact you could do whatever you wanted. 750 00:37:25,427 --> 00:37:26,427 - Jesus! 751 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:28,960 Shit! 752 00:37:30,260 --> 00:37:34,860 Another one, all right sister down the hall to the stairway. 753 00:37:37,594 --> 00:37:39,393 Follow the red line. 754 00:37:39,394 --> 00:37:40,827 - The red line? 755 00:37:40,828 --> 00:37:42,788 - Yeah, red, like the moron tag around your neck. 756 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:44,761 Kowalski! 757 00:37:46,427 --> 00:37:48,293 ♪ In the Navy they eat steak 758 00:37:48,294 --> 00:37:50,359 ♪ Caviar and whipped cream cake ♪ 759 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,426 ♪ They have fancy cooks 760 00:37:51,427 --> 00:37:54,026 ♪ Who know what cooking means 761 00:37:54,027 --> 00:37:55,826 ♪ In the Army we get messed 762 00:37:55,827 --> 00:37:57,626 ♪ And it really is a mess 763 00:37:57,627 --> 00:38:01,226 ♪ Oh the Navy gets the gravy but the Army gets the beans ♪ 764 00:38:01,227 --> 00:38:02,892 ♪ Beans, beans, beans, beans 765 00:38:02,893 --> 00:38:04,159 ♪ Beans, beans, beans, beans 766 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,426 ♪ Send a salami a boy in the Army ♪ 767 00:38:06,427 --> 00:38:08,826 - What in the Sam hell is going on in here? 768 00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:13,827 Guards, guards, get him out of here. 769 00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:16,126 Get boy get, you want some beans. 770 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,293 Oh I'll give you beans 771 00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:20,660 ♪ Beans, beans, beans, beans 772 00:38:20,661 --> 00:38:22,027 - This is very interesting. 773 00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:25,959 Under the category of drug use you 774 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,126 checked yes but then you crossed it out. 775 00:38:29,127 --> 00:38:31,560 I can see right now that your eyes are dilated. 776 00:38:31,561 --> 00:38:33,326 Now I'm gonna ask you a question. 777 00:38:33,327 --> 00:38:36,059 Are you high on a drug, right now? 778 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:38,326 - No man, I don't get high anymore. 779 00:38:38,327 --> 00:38:40,460 - You don't do drugs anymore? 780 00:38:40,461 --> 00:38:42,227 - Sure I used to get high 781 00:38:43,594 --> 00:38:46,694 I used to get really high, really, really high. 782 00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,960 But I found I don't need that anymore. 783 00:38:51,694 --> 00:38:53,926 I found that I can just sort of slip in and out 784 00:38:53,927 --> 00:38:56,226 of that acid feeling any time I want. 785 00:38:56,227 --> 00:38:59,792 It's really great man, it saves me a ton of bread. 786 00:38:59,793 --> 00:39:00,793 You should try it. 787 00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,460 - All right run down the rows and tell me 788 00:39:05,461 --> 00:39:06,993 which way the E's are pointing. 789 00:39:08,793 --> 00:39:09,793 - The what? 790 00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,959 - The E's. 791 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:17,726 - Okay, I don't see any E's. 792 00:39:17,727 --> 00:39:19,594 - What do you see? 793 00:39:21,694 --> 00:39:23,427 - A wooly mammoth. 794 00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:25,493 - Wooly mammoth. 795 00:39:25,494 --> 00:39:26,494 - Yeah, yeah, the prehistoric creature 796 00:39:26,495 --> 00:39:30,593 that once roamed this very place. 797 00:39:30,594 --> 00:39:31,826 - I don't understand. 798 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:33,626 How did you get through life without glasses? 799 00:39:33,627 --> 00:39:35,892 - My parents just didn't buy me glasses. 800 00:39:35,893 --> 00:39:38,461 Chicks don't make passes at guys that were glasses. 801 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,826 - I wanna ask you right here about this entry. 802 00:39:43,827 --> 00:39:46,859 Once again you checked it and then you crossed it out 803 00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:49,759 and then you checked it and then you crossed it out, 804 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,294 and then you wrote attempted suicide. 805 00:39:53,494 --> 00:39:55,725 Do you wanna talk to me about that? 806 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,259 - No, that's a mistake man. 807 00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:58,759 I never meant to commit suicide. 808 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,792 You know sure once or twice I woke up 809 00:40:00,793 --> 00:40:02,726 and found myself walking into the ocean 810 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,194 but that was just the acid thing again. 811 00:40:08,094 --> 00:40:10,692 You know I wanna live man, I wanna live. 812 00:40:10,693 --> 00:40:12,359 I wanna do the part for my country. 813 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,393 I wanna go out there, I wanna hold that gun 814 00:40:14,394 --> 00:40:17,593 and I wanna load the bullets in the gun 815 00:40:17,594 --> 00:40:21,626 and I wanna go and I wanna hold the gun, 816 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,759 and feel the gun, and I wanna feel it go off, 817 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,393 when I shoot like civilians man. 818 00:40:26,394 --> 00:40:27,394 - What did you say? 819 00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:29,194 - You heard me man. 820 00:40:29,195 --> 00:40:31,926 I wanna kill women and children. 821 00:40:31,927 --> 00:40:33,760 All of them man, they gotta die. 822 00:40:38,327 --> 00:40:40,659 I don't get to kill people? 823 00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:42,394 - No you don't, you get to go home. 824 00:40:45,027 --> 00:40:46,027 Beat it. 825 00:40:48,327 --> 00:40:51,493 - You stink mister, get out of my office. 826 00:40:51,494 --> 00:40:52,327 - So there's no more dinosaurs? 827 00:40:52,328 --> 00:40:53,560 - Out! 828 00:40:53,561 --> 00:40:54,394 - Okay. 829 00:40:54,395 --> 00:40:55,793 - Please get out. 830 00:41:01,394 --> 00:41:03,026 - Yes! 831 00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:06,792 It worked, Mark and I were considered degenerates 832 00:41:06,793 --> 00:41:10,793 unfit for service, it was the best day of my life. 833 00:41:12,294 --> 00:41:13,460 Really? 834 00:41:13,461 --> 00:41:14,493 Yeah this is exactly what we needed 835 00:41:14,494 --> 00:41:16,326 after a four hour car ride. 836 00:41:16,327 --> 00:41:19,359 - Yeah, not to mention the two shows in Ithaca. 837 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,359 - Hey Jim, what time you got there? 838 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,759 - I got two on the dime. 839 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,626 - Hey Bill, when's our flight? 840 00:41:27,626 --> 00:41:29,227 Hey Bill, when are we flying? 841 00:41:30,094 --> 00:41:31,461 Can you hear me? 842 00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:34,625 - Nevermind Jim, the old man's too cheap 843 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,593 to buy a new battery to the hearing aid. 844 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,460 - I hear everything Johnny. 845 00:41:38,461 --> 00:41:40,259 - Yeah Bill, I don't understand why 846 00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:43,327 we still have to play crap houses like at Ithaca. 847 00:41:44,494 --> 00:41:45,959 - I already explained to you. 848 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,293 Those dates were booked before Happy Together came out. 849 00:41:48,294 --> 00:41:49,560 What are you complaining about? 850 00:41:49,561 --> 00:41:51,493 You got paid didn't you? 851 00:41:51,494 --> 00:41:54,826 Cold, hard, American cash, a little pocket money's 852 00:41:54,827 --> 00:41:57,159 gonna come in mighty hand over in England. 853 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,027 - So Bill, when does our flight leave. 854 00:42:01,027 --> 00:42:03,892 - You can board 45 minutes before take off I know that. 855 00:42:03,893 --> 00:42:05,759 I got a bunch of forms to fill out. 856 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,393 - Bill, when's the damn plane? 857 00:42:08,394 --> 00:42:10,226 - Eight o'clock in the morning. 858 00:42:10,227 --> 00:42:11,227 - Eight o'clock? 859 00:42:12,093 --> 00:42:13,526 Are you kidding? 860 00:42:13,527 --> 00:42:15,526 What are we supposed to do until then? 861 00:42:15,527 --> 00:42:17,293 I mean do you have any idea how tired everybody is? 862 00:42:17,294 --> 00:42:18,625 - Really Bill with nobody telling us 863 00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:20,493 we're gonna have to wait six hours. 864 00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,126 - Nobody asked me. 865 00:42:22,127 --> 00:42:26,592 Look, you guys wanted show business you got show business. 866 00:42:26,593 --> 00:42:29,625 This airport stuff it's all part of the deal. 867 00:42:29,626 --> 00:42:32,461 Look at Al over there he's got the right idea. 868 00:42:33,327 --> 00:42:35,659 Besides the human body adapts. 869 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:37,159 You may not think that you're tired enough 870 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,359 to sleep on the floor, but studies have proven it. 871 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,592 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 872 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:42,859 What am I supposed to tell my fiancee. 873 00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:44,026 Oh I know we only have a few hours left honey 874 00:42:44,027 --> 00:42:45,792 but it's okay because my cheap manager 875 00:42:45,793 --> 00:42:48,193 says it's okay for us to sleep on the floor. 876 00:42:48,194 --> 00:42:50,293 - You know Bill, I saw a few motels 877 00:42:50,294 --> 00:42:51,359 on the way into this place, maybe... 878 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,960 - Listen to me, no, nein, nyet. 879 00:42:54,993 --> 00:42:55,993 Do you have any ideas how much 880 00:42:55,994 --> 00:42:57,326 these motels cost around here? 881 00:42:57,327 --> 00:42:59,193 There's absolutely no way. 882 00:42:59,194 --> 00:43:01,259 I'm the manager, case closed. 883 00:43:01,260 --> 00:43:06,159 - Bill, this is a new level of cheap even for you. 884 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:11,160 - Cheap perhaps, but not thoughtless. 885 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,760 There you go. 886 00:43:13,526 --> 00:43:15,659 I nabbed these from the hotel in Utica. 887 00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:18,293 I think they're goose down, kinda nice. 888 00:43:18,294 --> 00:43:20,059 - Yeah, I'm impressed. 889 00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:21,525 - There you go. 890 00:43:21,526 --> 00:43:23,826 In the meantime I suggest you get a little sleep, okay? 891 00:43:23,827 --> 00:43:26,194 You guys look like hammered shit. 892 00:43:35,394 --> 00:43:36,693 - This is not a good sign. 893 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,426 Air India to Calcutta with a stopover in London 894 00:43:43,427 --> 00:43:46,226 was the nightmare our cheap manager had booked for us. 895 00:43:46,227 --> 00:43:48,559 The air conditioner leaked like a faucet. 896 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,625 The food was inedible and believe it or not each passenger 897 00:43:51,626 --> 00:43:54,460 was allowed one item of carry on poultry. 898 00:44:01,394 --> 00:44:03,659 We hadn't slept a wink the night before 899 00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:05,692 and to top it off I was nervous. 900 00:44:05,693 --> 00:44:08,294 I had no idea how we were gonna go over in London. 901 00:44:09,493 --> 00:44:12,426 I was about to be judged buy a jury of my peers. 902 00:44:12,427 --> 00:44:14,827 Check that, real English rock stars. 903 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:23,260 - Boom. 904 00:44:25,327 --> 00:44:27,992 - Yeah, ha ha, very funny. 905 00:44:27,993 --> 00:44:28,993 I'm sorry lady. 906 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,425 - Did you ever think that you would hear those words? 907 00:44:34,426 --> 00:44:37,425 Number one, I mean just think about it 908 00:44:37,426 --> 00:44:40,659 how many people are listening to our record right now? 909 00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:42,926 - We could be laughed out of England. 910 00:44:42,927 --> 00:44:44,759 Or hey what if in London shows up at all? 911 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,725 - I mean what if we're not such a big deal? 912 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,659 - Well we'd end up just another bunch of one hit wonders. 913 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:52,359 - Too late Al, we're already four hit wonders. 914 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,725 At least in America anyway. 915 00:44:53,726 --> 00:44:56,759 - We're top 10, I mean I bet you anything 916 00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,193 John and Paul have already heard me sing man. 917 00:45:00,194 --> 00:45:02,693 - I beat you even Ringo's heard me play me drum set. 918 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,293 - Yeah. 919 00:45:06,294 --> 00:45:07,492 - Anyways we'll always be remembered as the band 920 00:45:07,493 --> 00:45:08,725 that knocked Penny Lane outta number one. 921 00:45:08,726 --> 00:45:10,692 - You hear that you curry suckers. 922 00:45:10,693 --> 00:45:11,892 We're The Turtles man. 923 00:45:11,893 --> 00:45:13,626 We're bigger than the God damn Beatles. 924 00:45:25,294 --> 00:45:26,393 - England! 925 00:45:29,793 --> 00:45:31,459 ♪ Some say they come Somerset 926 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:36,460 ♪ Others say from under a stone ♪ 927 00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:38,859 ♪ Hear the roar and rattle 928 00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:43,327 ♪ As the rockers ride and hear the hippies moan ♪ 929 00:45:44,693 --> 00:45:47,226 ♪ They will trample the hydrangeas with their boots ♪ 930 00:45:47,227 --> 00:45:50,659 ♪ Use their daggers on your Nehru suits ♪ 931 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:54,226 ♪ Pass some water on your incense as well ♪ 932 00:45:54,227 --> 00:45:59,227 ♪ And replace it with a healthy body smell ♪ 933 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:01,393 - After a flight like that 934 00:46:01,394 --> 00:46:03,259 London felt like another planet. 935 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,725 The ride in from the airport was surreal. 936 00:46:05,726 --> 00:46:08,859 The old narrow streets were bustling with electricity. 937 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:11,659 London was swinging like a pendulum did. 938 00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:15,159 Hey, this is was it, London, the grooviest city 939 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,860 in the world and I was gonna join the party. 940 00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:22,325 Of course the hotel our managers booked us into 941 00:46:22,326 --> 00:46:25,226 wasn't exactly the Ritz but at least it didn't smell 942 00:46:25,227 --> 00:46:28,425 like curry and the bellboy was a Turtles' fan. 943 00:46:28,426 --> 00:46:29,593 Things were looking up. 944 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,393 419, you don't say. 945 00:46:40,526 --> 00:46:43,792 Yes, it is Graham Nash from The Hollies. 946 00:46:43,793 --> 00:46:45,493 Well thank you very much. 947 00:46:47,693 --> 00:46:48,959 London baby. 948 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,725 Last year on tour we met Graham Nash 949 00:46:50,726 --> 00:46:52,759 and The Hollies and really hit it off. 950 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,126 Well it turns out that Donovan was over at his pad 951 00:46:55,127 --> 00:46:57,292 and they invited us to hang out. 952 00:46:57,293 --> 00:47:00,060 Hell, we didn't have time to change our clothes. 953 00:47:04,093 --> 00:47:06,093 - So how do you boys like London so far? 954 00:47:07,893 --> 00:47:10,060 - Are you kidding, this is unbelievable. 955 00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:12,959 We haven't been off the plane for two hours 956 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,160 and we're hanging out with Graham Nash and Donovan. 957 00:47:17,027 --> 00:47:18,425 I'm losing it man. 958 00:47:18,426 --> 00:47:21,927 - Yeah man, I mean we're getting high with real legends. 959 00:47:23,927 --> 00:47:26,759 - Give me a break, you're a hit man. 960 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,193 I mean you're the bloody Turtles. 961 00:47:29,194 --> 00:47:32,026 ♪ Happy Together 962 00:47:32,027 --> 00:47:34,759 I mean I've got all your albums, everybody does. 963 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,459 - I don't think that I do actually. 964 00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:39,126 - Bullshit man, what does a big famous English dude 965 00:47:39,127 --> 00:47:40,459 like you care about this faceless 966 00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:42,792 little guitar nothing from California? 967 00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:44,459 - Well you've been called America's Hollies 968 00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:46,226 there must be something in that, eh? 969 00:47:46,227 --> 00:47:47,459 - Yeah and what's that mean? 970 00:47:47,460 --> 00:47:50,093 That you don't write your own songs either? 971 00:47:50,094 --> 00:47:51,194 - We do actually. 972 00:47:52,393 --> 00:47:54,225 - You know there's a lot more to being a hit band 973 00:47:54,226 --> 00:47:56,325 than just writing your own songs you know? 974 00:47:56,326 --> 00:47:57,326 - Oh is that so? 975 00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:01,726 What about you Buddha boy, you write your own don't you? 976 00:48:06,660 --> 00:48:09,559 - I write my own, I wrote my own. 977 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,493 I am my own shadow and its worst enemy. 978 00:48:13,226 --> 00:48:15,593 I've learned not to wear clothes but love. 979 00:48:18,326 --> 00:48:20,326 I sit naked in a sea of love. 980 00:48:22,193 --> 00:48:25,225 - I do that, I do that sometimes. 981 00:48:25,226 --> 00:48:26,027 - Yeah. 982 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:27,425 - I do. 983 00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:30,493 - So Graham, you know The Beatles right? 984 00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:32,326 - Who? 985 00:48:40,326 --> 00:48:42,426 Don, get me that new tape won't you. 986 00:48:43,593 --> 00:48:45,027 - So do you know 'em or what? 987 00:48:46,426 --> 00:48:49,358 - Get comfy lads, your dear old cousin Grahamy's 988 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:51,426 about to take you on a very magical trip. 989 00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:54,860 - It's gonna blow your mind. 990 00:48:56,526 --> 00:49:00,392 - Oh man, this is the new Hollies album huh? 991 00:49:00,393 --> 00:49:02,692 Oh this is cool, this is totally cool. 992 00:49:02,693 --> 00:49:07,693 - Gents may I present Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 993 00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:10,725 - No way. 994 00:49:10,726 --> 00:49:13,192 - That's the Beatles album, that's not even out yet. 995 00:49:13,193 --> 00:49:14,425 Where'd you get that? 996 00:49:14,426 --> 00:49:16,258 - It's an advanced copy given to me 997 00:49:16,259 --> 00:49:18,460 by Mr. George Harrison himself. 998 00:49:20,359 --> 00:49:22,325 And yes you are among the first to hear it. 999 00:49:22,326 --> 00:49:25,326 So be good little Turtles, settle down. 1000 00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:40,826 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band 1001 00:49:40,827 --> 00:49:43,125 was the most anticipated album in years 1002 00:49:43,126 --> 00:49:46,325 and we were listening to it before its release. 1003 00:49:46,326 --> 00:49:49,892 Okay, only a day before but we didn't know that. 1004 00:49:49,893 --> 00:49:51,192 We felt like we had been admitted 1005 00:49:51,193 --> 00:49:52,993 to the most exclusive club on Earth. 1006 00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:56,592 The Beatles were at the center of a new age. 1007 00:49:56,593 --> 00:49:58,425 No one really understood what it all meant 1008 00:49:58,426 --> 00:50:03,091 but we were young and innocent and anything seemed possible. 1009 00:50:03,092 --> 00:50:05,325 We felt ourselves connected to something 1010 00:50:05,326 --> 00:50:08,725 truly new and wonderful, something more 1011 00:50:08,726 --> 00:50:11,725 than just another great pop record, like a glorious 1012 00:50:11,726 --> 00:50:14,725 new future in the reach of our entire generation. 1013 00:50:14,726 --> 00:50:17,426 That was the magic of Sgt. Pepper's. 1014 00:50:35,027 --> 00:50:39,692 - Holy shit, that is it man. 1015 00:50:39,693 --> 00:50:41,859 That is absolutely, positively without 1016 00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:43,860 a doubt the greatest record ever made. 1017 00:50:45,293 --> 00:50:47,759 I can't believe we're around at the same time as those guys. 1018 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:50,460 They're gods, they are living gods. 1019 00:50:51,893 --> 00:50:56,027 - Wow man that was one hell of a groovy ride man. 1020 00:50:57,193 --> 00:50:58,692 - You hear that and tell me that those guys 1021 00:50:58,693 --> 00:51:03,259 weren't high man, I mean those guys were high am I right? 1022 00:51:04,726 --> 00:51:08,092 - I swear if I ever met those guys I would die a happy man. 1023 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:14,526 - Tucko me old son, I hope your life insurance is paid up. 1024 00:51:16,626 --> 00:51:18,258 Feel like getting me a pint. 1025 00:51:18,259 --> 00:51:20,158 Any of you boys care to join me? 1026 00:51:20,159 --> 00:51:21,625 - Yes, yes, yes. 1027 00:51:21,626 --> 00:51:23,592 - So Don, are you coming son? 1028 00:51:23,593 --> 00:51:26,125 - No thanks lads, I think I'll stay here and meditate. 1029 00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:30,660 Have fun boys but for God's sakes stay away from Lennon. 1030 00:51:32,259 --> 00:51:34,992 - I think he said stay away from Lennon. 1031 00:51:34,993 --> 00:51:37,892 But he might've said stay away from lemons. 1032 00:51:37,893 --> 00:51:41,726 After all, it was Donovan and we were pretty wasted. 1033 00:51:42,626 --> 00:51:44,092 It must have been past midnight. 1034 00:51:44,093 --> 00:51:45,826 Time seemed to stand still as we drove through 1035 00:51:45,827 --> 00:51:48,959 the dark streets of London to the hippest club in town, 1036 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,492 The Speakeasy, watering hole 1037 00:51:50,493 --> 00:51:52,226 for the biggest stars in Europe. 1038 00:51:53,693 --> 00:51:56,559 ♪ There's a place I know where the cool kittens go ♪ 1039 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,459 ♪ It's a place that the hippies found ♪ 1040 00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:02,158 ♪ Where your stomp and shout and knock yourself out ♪ 1041 00:52:02,159 --> 00:52:04,092 ♪ It's a place called The Coconut Lounge ♪ 1042 00:52:04,093 --> 00:52:06,459 - So if you lads play your cards right 1043 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:08,225 you might get a gig tonight. 1044 00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:10,125 I hear Eric's in the house. 1045 00:52:10,126 --> 00:52:12,325 - Hey Clapton. 1046 00:52:12,326 --> 00:52:13,426 - Eric Clapton. 1047 00:52:15,359 --> 00:52:20,125 ♪ And then you let yourself go. ♪ 1048 00:52:20,126 --> 00:52:21,492 ♪ I wanna stomp 1049 00:52:21,493 --> 00:52:22,958 ♪ Yeah the Coconut stomp 1050 00:52:22,959 --> 00:52:24,092 ♪ I wanna stomp 1051 00:52:24,093 --> 00:52:25,991 ♪ Yeah the Coconut stomp 1052 00:52:25,992 --> 00:52:27,025 ♪ I'm gonna stomp 1053 00:52:27,026 --> 00:52:28,892 ♪ Yeah the Coconut stomp 1054 00:52:28,893 --> 00:52:32,125 ♪ I'm gonna stomp 1055 00:52:32,126 --> 00:52:33,827 ♪ All right now 1056 00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:40,959 - John. 1057 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,158 - What? 1058 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,759 - We've to fix track eight, it's so monotone. 1059 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,225 - But we haven't added the oboe yet. 1060 00:52:46,226 --> 00:52:48,625 We've got the best oboe player in Manchester 1061 00:52:48,626 --> 00:52:50,525 who's accompanying us, an 18 year old man. 1062 00:52:50,526 --> 00:52:51,493 - That's not your fix. 1063 00:52:51,494 --> 00:52:52,760 - Justin, John. 1064 00:52:54,193 --> 00:52:56,692 - Nash, got you doing sight seeing tours now? 1065 00:52:56,693 --> 00:52:59,559 I see the bus from Waterloo Station has just arrived. 1066 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,625 - Justin, John, these are The Turtles from California. 1067 00:53:02,626 --> 00:53:04,158 - Boys this is Justin and John 1068 00:53:04,159 --> 00:53:06,460 a little outfit called The Moody Blues. 1069 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:08,958 There's a little outfit for me. 1070 00:53:08,959 --> 00:53:10,659 - Wow, yeah, cool. 1071 00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:12,126 - Nice to meet you fellas. 1072 00:53:13,827 --> 00:53:17,492 - I gotta tell you guys we are huge fans of yours man. 1073 00:53:17,493 --> 00:53:19,192 Are you guys still making records? 1074 00:53:19,193 --> 00:53:21,725 - Yeah, actually we're in the studio right now. 1075 00:53:21,726 --> 00:53:24,325 We're working with a symphony orchestra, a psychedelic 1076 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:27,592 mind-trip of vast theatrical and poetic proportions. 1077 00:53:27,593 --> 00:53:30,460 I think it will be surprised where it will take your brain. 1078 00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:34,125 - Hey man as long as somebody else is paying 1079 00:53:34,126 --> 00:53:36,760 my brain will go anywhere, you know I'm a cheap date. 1080 00:53:39,726 --> 00:53:42,425 Say, what's the name of this symphonic 1081 00:53:42,426 --> 00:53:43,992 poetry rock thing anyway? 1082 00:53:45,393 --> 00:53:47,891 - Well for now we're calling it Days of Future Past. 1083 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:48,892 - Days of what? 1084 00:53:50,326 --> 00:53:53,193 - Future Past. 1085 00:53:54,359 --> 00:53:55,991 - Oh yeah, yeah that's catchy man. 1086 00:53:55,992 --> 00:53:59,325 That's real catchy, I dig that, yeah. 1087 00:53:59,326 --> 00:54:01,358 Hey which one of you guys sings Go Now? 1088 00:54:01,359 --> 00:54:02,559 Because I gotta tell you that is one 1089 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,426 of the coolest songs of all time man. 1090 00:54:06,859 --> 00:54:09,425 - Yeah well thanks I guess, actually that bloke's name 1091 00:54:09,426 --> 00:54:11,659 is Denny Laine and he's no longer with the band. 1092 00:54:11,660 --> 00:54:14,759 - I'm sorry, I just assumed you know. 1093 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:15,827 I'm gonna go now. 1094 00:54:17,226 --> 00:54:20,293 If you guys see Denny tell him I said hi, okay. 1095 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,625 All right, cool, thanks. 1096 00:54:24,626 --> 00:54:27,525 Poetry rock, who the hell are these guys kidding? 1097 00:54:27,526 --> 00:54:29,026 - Damn foreigners. 1098 00:54:37,259 --> 00:54:38,891 - What's my name? 1099 00:54:38,892 --> 00:54:40,125 - Ringo! 1100 00:54:40,126 --> 00:54:42,158 - How many space ships we got? 1101 00:54:42,159 --> 00:54:43,092 - Elvis man. 1102 00:54:43,092 --> 00:54:43,959 - Right tom, left tom. 1103 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,659 - Ringo! 1104 00:54:45,660 --> 00:54:47,659 - Yeah we've got a little tutorial going here John. 1105 00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:49,525 Any requests babies? 1106 00:54:49,526 --> 00:54:51,459 - Elvis smile. 1107 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:54,460 Let's see what's smiling down below. 1108 00:54:57,593 --> 00:55:00,292 - What do you see down there me son? 1109 00:55:00,293 --> 00:55:01,925 - I can't see anything down here. 1110 00:55:01,926 --> 00:55:05,325 It's too bloody dark down up inside this here hole. 1111 00:55:05,326 --> 00:55:06,326 - Here's a torch 1112 00:55:08,493 --> 00:55:09,725 - Paul, if you're gonna be sick 1113 00:55:09,726 --> 00:55:11,258 why even bother dragging me to this awful place 1114 00:55:11,259 --> 00:55:12,759 when it's absolutely clear that you 1115 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,559 don't even know that I'm alive. 1116 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,825 - Ah fancy meeting you down here, sonny. 1117 00:55:16,826 --> 00:55:18,559 - Well I do get around to all the best places you know. 1118 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,059 - Oh, I don't know about that. 1119 00:55:21,092 --> 00:55:23,358 - Well then, pass the vinegar. 1120 00:55:23,359 --> 00:55:24,625 There's a stout fellow. 1121 00:55:24,626 --> 00:55:25,925 - I swear to God Paul if you don't knock 1122 00:55:25,926 --> 00:55:27,258 this shit off I'm taking the car 1123 00:55:27,259 --> 00:55:31,026 and I'm going home and I don't mean our home. 1124 00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:38,258 ♪ I'm just a London American boy ♪ 1125 00:55:38,259 --> 00:55:40,393 - Check it out, it's Twiggy. 1126 00:55:49,859 --> 00:55:51,358 - Which one's the real Twiggy? 1127 00:55:51,359 --> 00:55:54,259 - If you lads are done gawking you can come meet me mates. 1128 00:56:01,493 --> 00:56:02,991 - That's it Paul. 1129 00:56:02,992 --> 00:56:05,791 You're just the kings of the new revolution aren't you? 1130 00:56:05,792 --> 00:56:07,225 Well guess what your majesty? 1131 00:56:07,226 --> 00:56:09,492 Your throne stands alone. 1132 00:56:09,493 --> 00:56:12,058 - Jane, come back baby. 1133 00:56:12,059 --> 00:56:14,225 We've just been working too hard is all. 1134 00:56:14,226 --> 00:56:16,459 Jane, wait, come back baby. 1135 00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:19,459 - Listen, have yourself a great time with your idiot friend 1136 00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,892 looking up bums all night for all I care. 1137 00:56:23,892 --> 00:56:27,158 - Miss Asher, Jane Hi, I'm Jim Tucker with The Turtles. 1138 00:56:27,159 --> 00:56:28,858 I played with your brother on tour and... 1139 00:56:28,859 --> 00:56:33,859 - Piss off wanker. 1140 00:56:45,359 --> 00:56:47,492 - Look what feel off the boat from America, Turtles. 1141 00:56:47,493 --> 00:56:49,593 - Off the apple carts. 1142 00:56:51,059 --> 00:56:52,559 - Well you don't look like bloody Turtles to me. 1143 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,460 No, no, no look at that poor thing. 1144 00:56:58,026 --> 00:56:59,258 He would probably would make a pretty 1145 00:56:59,259 --> 00:57:00,958 decent clerk though wouldn't he boys? 1146 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:03,626 - Oh easy on that one Ringo I think he's about to cry. 1147 00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:06,192 - What's it all about? 1148 00:57:06,193 --> 00:57:07,991 Ringo, what's it all about then? 1149 00:57:07,992 --> 00:57:10,092 This just in George is all about. 1150 00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:11,925 And he doesn't know what he's all about then. 1151 00:57:11,926 --> 00:57:14,025 Oh maybe the bloody Turtles know. 1152 00:57:14,026 --> 00:57:15,826 What's it all about Turtle? 1153 00:57:16,992 --> 00:57:18,992 - Well it's all about the music I guess. 1154 00:57:22,826 --> 00:57:23,958 - He's a bright one. 1155 00:57:23,959 --> 00:57:25,759 - Then you may stay then. 1156 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:35,393 - You lads have done a lovely 1157 00:57:35,394 --> 00:57:37,593 bit of fuckery flower with that. 1158 00:57:48,259 --> 00:57:53,259 - I just heard Sgt. Pepper's and I must congratulate 1159 00:57:54,659 --> 00:57:57,091 you on one of the most amazing albums ever made, 1160 00:57:57,092 --> 00:57:59,392 the most amazing album ever made. 1161 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:00,691 - Thank you mate, cheers. 1162 00:58:00,692 --> 00:58:03,592 - No it aint, bloody costly, 25,000 pounds. 1163 00:58:03,593 --> 00:58:05,325 - It's like a lot right? 1164 00:58:05,326 --> 00:58:08,325 - Well yes indeed Jim it would be like a lot. 1165 00:58:08,326 --> 00:58:11,891 - I mean I don't know, I'm in awe and I really feel like 1166 00:58:11,892 --> 00:58:15,125 I should congratulate you guys on behalf of the whole world 1167 00:58:15,126 --> 00:58:20,091 because you have made the greatest album of all time. 1168 00:58:20,092 --> 00:58:22,258 - Thanks mate, cheers. 1169 00:58:22,259 --> 00:58:24,459 - John, John. 1170 00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:26,392 - I think he's out. 1171 00:58:26,393 --> 00:58:29,525 Hey, wake up the lad's talking to you. 1172 00:58:29,526 --> 00:58:31,091 - Was I saying something brilliant? 1173 00:58:31,092 --> 00:58:32,791 - Yeah, nothing profound. 1174 00:58:32,792 --> 00:58:34,624 - Why don't I write it down. 1175 00:58:34,625 --> 00:58:36,091 - So you're the singer then are ya? 1176 00:58:36,092 --> 00:58:37,559 - That would be me. 1177 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:40,425 - Yeah, good chops mate, nice singing on that single. 1178 00:58:40,426 --> 00:58:42,624 - Ah thank you, I'm flattered. 1179 00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:44,825 - Still it is a bit fruity isn't it? 1180 00:58:44,826 --> 00:58:46,025 - Excuse me? 1181 00:58:46,026 --> 00:58:48,358 - Well I mean like, invest a dime you know, 1182 00:58:48,359 --> 00:58:50,459 and I mean that little rhyming 1183 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,658 was a tad innocent that, it's a bit 1184 00:58:51,659 --> 00:58:54,891 light in the loafers, flower power crap. 1185 00:58:54,892 --> 00:58:57,525 - We're just trying to be the American version of you. 1186 00:58:57,526 --> 00:58:58,958 - Touche mate. 1187 00:58:58,959 --> 00:59:00,591 - Well that's not bloody likely is it. 1188 00:59:00,592 --> 00:59:02,025 - Come on John leave them alone. 1189 00:59:02,026 --> 00:59:04,025 Let's not have another confrontation. 1190 00:59:04,026 --> 00:59:06,925 - So tell me, have you had any vocal training? 1191 00:59:06,926 --> 00:59:09,192 - No, I wanted to do some rock and roll singing. 1192 00:59:09,193 --> 00:59:11,492 So I just did a little clubbing here and there. 1193 00:59:11,493 --> 00:59:13,891 - What sort of club singing did you do? 1194 00:59:13,892 --> 00:59:15,724 - I was mostly singing R & B stuff. 1195 00:59:15,725 --> 00:59:18,891 You know Barrett Strong's Money and Justine... 1196 00:59:18,892 --> 00:59:21,825 - Justine, by Don and Dewey? 1197 00:59:21,826 --> 00:59:23,325 Oh man, I love that record. 1198 00:59:23,326 --> 00:59:25,192 Yeah some day I'd like to do that song in my band. 1199 00:59:25,193 --> 00:59:27,425 - Hey, hey, what do you say lads? 1200 00:59:27,426 --> 00:59:28,326 - Are we back on the clock then? 1201 00:59:28,327 --> 00:59:29,858 - Sure. 1202 00:59:29,859 --> 00:59:34,492 ♪ Justine, Justine, oh you just don't treat me right ♪ 1203 00:59:34,493 --> 00:59:35,493 ♪ Justine 1204 00:59:35,493 --> 00:59:36,326 ♪ Justine 1205 00:59:36,326 --> 00:59:37,159 ♪ Justine 1206 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,392 ♪ Justine 1207 00:59:38,393 --> 00:59:39,858 ♪ Oh you just don't treat me right ♪ 1208 00:59:39,859 --> 00:59:41,258 ♪ You like to party in the morning ♪ 1209 00:59:41,259 --> 00:59:44,658 ♪ And stay out late at night 1210 00:59:44,659 --> 00:59:46,791 ♪ Well I'm going to the barber shop ♪ 1211 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,258 ♪ Gonna have 'em do me up 1212 00:59:48,259 --> 00:59:50,658 ♪ Gonna get clean for my little buttercup ♪ 1213 00:59:50,659 --> 00:59:51,525 ♪ Justine 1214 00:59:51,525 --> 00:59:52,359 ♪ Justine 1215 00:59:52,359 --> 00:59:53,193 ♪ Justine 1216 00:59:53,193 --> 00:59:54,026 ♪ Justine 1217 00:59:54,027 --> 00:59:56,624 ♪ Justine 1218 00:59:56,625 --> 00:59:58,958 ♪ She my loving baby and I knew she'd drive me wild ♪ 1219 00:59:58,959 --> 01:00:00,258 ♪ She's your mama's, papa's, sister's, ♪ 1220 01:00:00,259 --> 01:00:03,759 ♪ Brother's, uncle's crazy child ♪ 1221 01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:13,691 - What do you think of that George? 1222 01:00:13,692 --> 01:00:16,091 - I don't think I react, you know that John. 1223 01:00:16,092 --> 01:00:17,591 - There was a reaction to that 1224 01:00:17,592 --> 01:00:19,891 bargain basement Barnaby Street reject over there. 1225 01:00:19,892 --> 01:00:22,258 - That's Tucko, he's our rhythm guitarist. 1226 01:00:22,259 --> 01:00:25,125 - Well somebody ought to tell him its 19 hundred and 67, 1227 01:00:25,126 --> 01:00:26,625 when suits are way out, man. 1228 01:00:28,126 --> 01:00:31,491 Guys like him give us rhythm players a bad name. 1229 01:00:31,492 --> 01:00:32,991 Hey you Turtle. 1230 01:00:32,992 --> 01:00:34,658 Looking at your haircut, well it's bleeding awful. 1231 01:00:34,659 --> 01:00:37,725 Did you ask your barber for a Beatles' job? 1232 01:00:39,126 --> 01:00:41,558 - I just wanted to say it's nice meeting you guys. 1233 01:00:41,559 --> 01:00:43,524 - Your name's Tucko isn't it? 1234 01:00:43,525 --> 01:00:45,225 Tucko, Schmucko, well I could have 1235 01:00:45,226 --> 01:00:46,558 quite a lot of fun with that name. 1236 01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:48,958 - Don't do it John, I'm begging ya. 1237 01:00:48,959 --> 01:00:50,258 - Oh come on George. 1238 01:00:50,259 --> 01:00:52,325 - Well let's sing our own song then. 1239 01:00:52,326 --> 01:00:54,025 ♪ There is a lad named Tucko 1240 01:00:54,026 --> 01:00:55,591 ♪ Well he's such a lovely fellow ♪ 1241 01:00:55,592 --> 01:00:56,724 ♪ Well come out of your shell 1242 01:00:56,725 --> 01:00:58,326 ♪ You bloody Turtle, hell 1243 01:01:01,393 --> 01:01:02,724 - John please. 1244 01:01:02,725 --> 01:01:04,992 - You can take it can't you Tucko? 1245 01:01:06,426 --> 01:01:07,359 What's that? 1246 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,158 Are you a stuttering Turtle? 1247 01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:10,392 Can you take it lad? 1248 01:01:10,393 --> 01:01:11,891 - Yes sir. 1249 01:01:11,892 --> 01:01:15,791 - Yes sir he says like he's afraid of his abusive dad. 1250 01:01:15,792 --> 01:01:17,125 Oh is that it Tucko? 1251 01:01:17,126 --> 01:01:18,724 You got a distaste for the leather? 1252 01:01:18,725 --> 01:01:20,691 A little too much early on in life? 1253 01:01:20,692 --> 01:01:23,459 Yes sir, no sir, can I take dump sir? 1254 01:01:24,659 --> 01:01:26,358 - I don't understand what your problem is. 1255 01:01:26,359 --> 01:01:28,358 - You don't understand? 1256 01:01:28,359 --> 01:01:30,025 Well you're a pitiful one aren't ya? 1257 01:01:30,026 --> 01:01:31,258 - I can't believe you guys. 1258 01:01:31,259 --> 01:01:32,292 You're supposed to be The Beatles. 1259 01:01:32,293 --> 01:01:33,926 - Poor little imitation Beatle. 1260 01:01:35,293 --> 01:01:37,058 Well why don't you go tell it Chuck Berry. 1261 01:01:37,059 --> 01:01:39,991 'Cause he's the only American who still knows how to rock. 1262 01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:41,825 - You're unbelievable. 1263 01:01:41,826 --> 01:01:43,724 I wish I never met you. 1264 01:01:43,725 --> 01:01:45,558 - You never did lad. 1265 01:01:45,559 --> 01:01:46,825 You never did. 1266 01:01:46,826 --> 01:01:47,826 - Screw you guys. 1267 01:01:49,559 --> 01:01:50,825 - Hey Tucko! 1268 01:01:50,826 --> 01:01:52,458 - Tucko, come back man. 1269 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:55,258 - And there they go, there they go ladies and gentlemen, 1270 01:01:55,259 --> 01:01:57,926 the lovely truffles from Southern California. 1271 01:01:58,826 --> 01:02:00,959 - Cheers, see you around. 1272 01:02:14,359 --> 01:02:15,193 - Hey Tucko. 1273 01:02:15,193 --> 01:02:16,026 - Tucko 1274 01:02:16,026 --> 01:02:16,859 - Come on. 1275 01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:18,126 - Tucko, Tucko. 1276 01:02:21,193 --> 01:02:26,025 - Hey you know what man, who cares if Tucko goes. 1277 01:02:26,026 --> 01:02:28,424 We're in England God dammit. 1278 01:02:28,425 --> 01:02:29,958 - Let's get back to the hotel. 1279 01:02:29,959 --> 01:02:31,192 I need to call everybody and just tell 1280 01:02:31,193 --> 01:02:33,992 everybody that I just met the Beatles man. 1281 01:02:41,959 --> 01:02:43,958 - This was a disaster. 1282 01:02:43,959 --> 01:02:46,225 The greatest moment of my young life had exploded 1283 01:02:46,226 --> 01:02:50,159 in my face; I was stoned, miserable, and alone. 1284 01:02:51,358 --> 01:02:53,292 I couldn't go back to The Beatles' table. 1285 01:02:53,293 --> 01:02:55,758 I didn't wanna go back to the hotel, 1286 01:02:55,759 --> 01:02:59,259 but like I said, this was a magical time. 1287 01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,958 - Might I please have your autograph? 1288 01:03:06,959 --> 01:03:10,458 - Sure man, who do I make it out to? 1289 01:03:10,459 --> 01:03:12,059 - I suppose Brian would be fine. 1290 01:03:13,759 --> 01:03:15,958 So why are you dressed like Brian Jones? 1291 01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:20,025 - No, I'm dressed like Brian Jones because I am Brian Jones. 1292 01:03:20,026 --> 01:03:21,325 - Sure, sure. 1293 01:03:26,092 --> 01:03:27,559 You are Brian Jones! 1294 01:03:29,193 --> 01:03:32,424 You're Brian Jones of The Rolling Stones, oh my God. 1295 01:03:32,425 --> 01:03:34,691 Of course you are, I mean we're in England right. 1296 01:03:34,692 --> 01:03:36,558 Brian Jones just asked me for his autograph, 1297 01:03:36,559 --> 01:03:37,825 the Rolling Stone. 1298 01:03:37,826 --> 01:03:38,826 - Brilliant. 1299 01:03:42,259 --> 01:03:43,925 - Wow, you must have me confused as somebody else. 1300 01:03:43,926 --> 01:03:46,324 - I don't think so mate. 1301 01:03:46,325 --> 01:03:47,226 You're Howard Kaylan. 1302 01:03:47,227 --> 01:03:48,891 I'm a huge Turtles fan. 1303 01:03:48,892 --> 01:03:51,025 Hell Wyman and I saw you guys play 1304 01:03:51,026 --> 01:03:52,958 at the Phone Booth in New York. 1305 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:54,758 You were great, really great. 1306 01:03:54,759 --> 01:03:57,658 I wanted to tell you I totally dig it. 1307 01:03:57,659 --> 01:04:00,091 - Wow, Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones 1308 01:04:00,092 --> 01:04:01,391 just asked me for my autograph. 1309 01:04:01,392 --> 01:04:03,391 I'm sorry, it's just surreal, man. 1310 01:04:03,392 --> 01:04:04,925 - What are you talking about? 1311 01:04:04,926 --> 01:04:07,524 I love the entire California thing, man. 1312 01:04:07,525 --> 01:04:10,725 You know you guys, The Mamas and the Papas, The Byrds, 1313 01:04:13,258 --> 01:04:15,025 Turtles got the best harmony in the business. 1314 01:04:15,026 --> 01:04:16,126 Ain't that right Jimi? 1315 01:04:17,126 --> 01:04:18,458 Allow me to do the honors. 1316 01:04:18,459 --> 01:04:21,491 Legendary Howard Kaylan of The Turtles 1317 01:04:21,492 --> 01:04:26,092 may I introduce Jimi Hendrix of the Jimi Hendrix Experience. 1318 01:04:28,592 --> 01:04:30,391 - So you are Jimi Hendrix? 1319 01:04:30,392 --> 01:04:32,991 - You know I just wanted to say that I got agree with Brian. 1320 01:04:32,992 --> 01:04:35,891 I mean you are one hell of a singer, baby. 1321 01:04:35,892 --> 01:04:38,158 - Well gentlemen, what do you say we continue 1322 01:04:38,159 --> 01:04:40,858 this soiree in the comfort of the restaurant. 1323 01:04:40,859 --> 01:04:43,959 - Yeah, I would be honored. 1324 01:04:44,826 --> 01:04:45,826 - Pardon me chaps. 1325 01:04:49,225 --> 01:04:51,158 - After you, after you. 1326 01:04:51,159 --> 01:04:55,658 ♪ She's getting lonely, lonely, lonely ♪ 1327 01:04:55,659 --> 01:04:59,324 ♪ Lonely, lonely, lonely 1328 01:04:59,325 --> 01:05:04,058 ♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪ 1329 01:05:04,059 --> 01:05:05,691 - Brian! 1330 01:05:05,692 --> 01:05:06,659 - Hello love. 1331 01:05:06,660 --> 01:05:07,959 - Long time no see. 1332 01:05:09,358 --> 01:05:12,558 I notice you brought in some of your famous friends tonight. 1333 01:05:12,559 --> 01:05:14,425 You know how much I love your famous friends. 1334 01:05:15,592 --> 01:05:16,958 - Shirley, wasn't it? 1335 01:05:16,959 --> 01:05:18,491 - Sally. 1336 01:05:18,492 --> 01:05:20,572 You didn't have a problem with my name last weekend. 1337 01:05:21,525 --> 01:05:23,925 - That's because I called you my little crumpet. 1338 01:05:23,926 --> 01:05:25,424 Didn't I? 1339 01:05:25,425 --> 01:05:27,424 - Now that's my Brian, I knew you wouldn't forget. 1340 01:05:27,425 --> 01:05:28,691 - I call them all crumpet. 1341 01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:31,357 It saves from a lot of embarrassment. 1342 01:05:31,358 --> 01:05:33,225 So, you got a seat for my mates then? 1343 01:05:34,392 --> 01:05:37,025 - I think I can squeeze you in somewhere. 1344 01:05:37,026 --> 01:05:38,091 Come on. 1345 01:05:38,092 --> 01:05:39,092 - Smashing. 1346 01:05:41,158 --> 01:05:43,558 - Brian. 1347 01:05:43,559 --> 01:05:44,892 - Hello crumpet. 1348 01:05:49,959 --> 01:05:53,059 - Cool, make a little room for Brian. 1349 01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:57,391 - Hey man, I think Brian's gonna do his own thing, dig. 1350 01:05:57,392 --> 01:05:59,658 - I was thinking that maybe that later on 1351 01:05:59,659 --> 01:06:03,658 you and I can together for a private party at my place. 1352 01:06:03,659 --> 01:06:06,424 - Actually I was sort of hoping Mick or Keith might come by. 1353 01:06:06,425 --> 01:06:09,191 I liked to talk to some new stars. 1354 01:06:09,192 --> 01:06:14,157 - Oh no, once you've been Jonesed you never go back. 1355 01:06:14,158 --> 01:06:15,192 You told me yourself. 1356 01:06:17,059 --> 01:06:19,992 - Brian I'm sorry, I've got to meet two girlfriends. 1357 01:06:20,892 --> 01:06:22,325 Glenda and Cindy, look. 1358 01:06:24,059 --> 01:06:28,324 - Well that's all right, you can bring them along. 1359 01:06:28,325 --> 01:06:30,926 Maybe we can all have a little bash. 1360 01:06:34,592 --> 01:06:36,424 - Oh fine, why not? 1361 01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:38,459 - Exactly, why not? 1362 01:06:40,559 --> 01:06:43,826 - Hey, do you want your usual Jimi? 1363 01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:46,525 - Ab-so-freaking-lute-ly baby. 1364 01:06:50,759 --> 01:06:52,458 - And your friend? 1365 01:06:52,459 --> 01:06:53,658 - Well I guess I'll... 1366 01:06:53,659 --> 01:06:54,891 - You gonna go have the same right? 1367 01:06:54,892 --> 01:06:57,058 - Yeah the same, right. 1368 01:06:57,059 --> 01:06:59,225 - All right Jimi. 1369 01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:06,291 - So. 1370 01:07:06,292 --> 01:07:07,125 - So. 1371 01:07:07,125 --> 01:07:08,059 - Where you from? 1372 01:07:08,060 --> 01:07:10,524 - From LA, how 'bout you. 1373 01:07:10,525 --> 01:07:13,958 - Seattle, Washington, born Hendrix, 1374 01:07:13,959 --> 01:07:16,191 James Marshall thank you very much, 1375 01:07:16,192 --> 01:07:18,591 but I used to gig around the states as Jimmy James. 1376 01:07:18,592 --> 01:07:20,424 - Your usual Jimi. 1377 01:07:20,425 --> 01:07:22,458 - Yeah you probably needed to avoid the draft, me too. 1378 01:07:22,459 --> 01:07:25,825 - Hell no, I was in the damn Army. 1379 01:07:25,826 --> 01:07:27,391 - Get out. 1380 01:07:27,392 --> 01:07:31,224 - I kid you not, paratrooper, got injured, 1381 01:07:31,225 --> 01:07:32,591 picked up my guitar and decided 1382 01:07:32,592 --> 01:07:34,257 to earn a living for a change. 1383 01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:37,090 - That's crazy man, the Army, I could never do that. 1384 01:07:37,091 --> 01:07:40,491 - Let me tell you something, it taught me a lot of lessons. 1385 01:07:40,492 --> 01:07:42,091 Everything happens for a reason. 1386 01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:46,057 So how are things on the Left Coast? 1387 01:07:46,058 --> 01:07:47,458 - Groovy man. 1388 01:07:47,459 --> 01:07:49,558 It's been an amazing summer. 1389 01:07:49,559 --> 01:07:51,124 - I can dig it brother. 1390 01:07:51,125 --> 01:07:52,958 And this is the Summer of Love. 1391 01:07:52,959 --> 01:07:55,191 That's what the newspapers are calling it. 1392 01:07:55,192 --> 01:07:56,825 I mean look around you know. 1393 01:07:56,826 --> 01:07:59,257 We are young and alive and in London freaking England. 1394 01:07:59,258 --> 01:08:00,338 - Can I get your autograph? 1395 01:08:10,926 --> 01:08:13,624 - That wad of gum, that's gonna 1396 01:08:13,625 --> 01:08:14,858 be me as soon as my flavor runs out. 1397 01:08:14,859 --> 01:08:17,625 - Here you go ugly American, drink up 1398 01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:20,959 and don't cause a row around me. 1399 01:08:24,625 --> 01:08:26,358 Now what can I get you boys to eat? 1400 01:08:27,492 --> 01:08:28,425 - I'll have the number nine if 1401 01:08:28,426 --> 01:08:30,224 that's okay with you foxy lady. 1402 01:08:30,225 --> 01:08:32,491 - You can have anything you like Jimi. 1403 01:08:32,492 --> 01:08:33,524 What about your mate then? 1404 01:08:33,525 --> 01:08:34,724 - Well, I think... 1405 01:08:34,725 --> 01:08:36,024 - He'll have the number nine as well 1406 01:08:36,025 --> 01:08:37,990 and another round please. 1407 01:08:37,991 --> 01:08:39,592 - Number nines to tips. 1408 01:08:42,058 --> 01:08:43,158 - To new friends. 1409 01:08:44,525 --> 01:08:45,592 - To new friends. 1410 01:08:50,859 --> 01:08:52,357 Oh, what the hell is that man? 1411 01:08:52,358 --> 01:08:55,524 - Scotch and coke, all the local cats are drinking. 1412 01:08:55,525 --> 01:08:57,424 When in Rome, you dig. 1413 01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:58,990 - Yeah, when in Rome, right. 1414 01:08:58,991 --> 01:09:00,659 - Here's to Howard's happy night. 1415 01:09:03,192 --> 01:09:06,758 So how'd you start out in this game. 1416 01:09:06,759 --> 01:09:08,724 - I started a band called the Crossfires, 1417 01:09:08,725 --> 01:09:12,057 playing surf music, guys like Dick Dale... 1418 01:09:12,058 --> 01:09:13,925 - Whoa, you're kidding right? 1419 01:09:13,926 --> 01:09:16,124 Dick Dale is like one of my idols man. 1420 01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:18,925 He plays his guitar upside down like me. 1421 01:09:18,926 --> 01:09:20,124 - You play your guitar upside down? 1422 01:09:20,125 --> 01:09:21,424 Man what a gimmick. 1423 01:09:21,425 --> 01:09:22,990 - Gimmick my ass. 1424 01:09:22,991 --> 01:09:24,825 I just learned it that way. 1425 01:09:24,826 --> 01:09:26,825 Dig, I take a regularly right-handed guitar 1426 01:09:26,826 --> 01:09:30,425 but I re-stringed it, that's how I make those magic sounds. 1427 01:09:34,392 --> 01:09:35,858 - Magic sounds. 1428 01:09:35,859 --> 01:09:38,558 - Oh yeah, you haven't heard the album yet have you? 1429 01:09:38,559 --> 01:09:40,057 - Hey Jimi. 1430 01:09:40,058 --> 01:09:42,058 - Oh what with your cool dudes back in the States. 1431 01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:45,559 You know Ike Turner? 1432 01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:47,558 - Yeah, I mean I don't know Ike, 1433 01:09:47,559 --> 01:09:48,791 but I've seen him and Tina... 1434 01:09:48,792 --> 01:09:50,624 - Do you know The Isley Brothers? 1435 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:51,858 Joey Dee? 1436 01:09:51,859 --> 01:09:52,792 Wilson Pickett? 1437 01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:53,792 How 'bout Little Richard? 1438 01:09:54,725 --> 01:09:56,391 - Yeah, I actually do know Little Richard. 1439 01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:58,891 - I can't believe what that little poof wanted to pay me 1440 01:09:58,892 --> 01:10:01,658 and said I was stealing his moves too. 1441 01:10:01,659 --> 01:10:04,990 So I started my own band and we were good too. 1442 01:10:04,991 --> 01:10:07,058 Dig, real good, but nobody cared. 1443 01:10:08,592 --> 01:10:11,324 You know there's only two kinds of music in this world: 1444 01:10:11,325 --> 01:10:14,324 there's good music and there's bad music and that's all. 1445 01:10:14,325 --> 01:10:16,392 - There's a lot of truth in what you say. 1446 01:10:25,559 --> 01:10:28,958 - Two number nines, extra chips. 1447 01:10:30,826 --> 01:10:32,491 There you go, enjoy baby. 1448 01:10:32,492 --> 01:10:34,624 - Dare I ask what we're about to eat? 1449 01:10:34,625 --> 01:10:36,957 - Howard can I just say at this junction 1450 01:10:36,958 --> 01:10:38,658 that you are among the whitest dudes 1451 01:10:38,659 --> 01:10:41,592 that I've ever seen, and dig we're in London, England. 1452 01:10:42,592 --> 01:10:44,357 - And the green stuff would be? 1453 01:10:44,358 --> 01:10:47,525 - That's spinach, it's only an omelet man. 1454 01:10:48,425 --> 01:10:50,324 Eggs, and cheese, and mushrooms. 1455 01:10:50,325 --> 01:10:53,425 Hell now you eat up son, make your mama proud. 1456 01:10:54,659 --> 01:10:56,024 - I'm not usually much of a spinach eater man. 1457 01:10:56,025 --> 01:10:58,990 It's like creamy or something. 1458 01:10:58,991 --> 01:11:01,492 - All right, another round on the house. 1459 01:11:03,858 --> 01:11:05,357 - Can I get a little vinegar baby? 1460 01:11:05,358 --> 01:11:10,158 - Of course you can if you are a very good little boy. 1461 01:11:11,292 --> 01:11:13,057 - Vinegar, what is that code for something? 1462 01:11:13,058 --> 01:11:14,291 - No man, I mean vinegar. 1463 01:11:14,292 --> 01:11:17,057 I put it on my chips, you want some for yours? 1464 01:11:17,058 --> 01:11:17,891 - My what? 1465 01:11:17,892 --> 01:11:19,624 - Your chips man. 1466 01:11:19,625 --> 01:11:21,357 - I have chips 1467 01:11:21,358 --> 01:11:24,124 - You have chips and he has chips, you both have chips. 1468 01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:25,758 - We both have fries. 1469 01:11:25,759 --> 01:11:28,957 - No chips man, chips are crisps, whoa. 1470 01:11:28,958 --> 01:11:31,558 - Crisps is chips and chips is fries. 1471 01:11:31,559 --> 01:11:32,559 - And the vinegar? 1472 01:11:33,725 --> 01:11:36,058 - Is for the fries. 1473 01:11:37,158 --> 01:11:39,758 - The chips man, you know maybe 1474 01:11:39,759 --> 01:11:42,525 it's best if you don't try to take in too much at once. 1475 01:11:45,991 --> 01:11:50,225 - Oh God the spice, do you have any ketchup? 1476 01:11:51,158 --> 01:11:53,325 So how'd you end up here? 1477 01:11:54,991 --> 01:11:56,758 - I gigged for years working my ass 1478 01:11:56,759 --> 01:11:58,125 off on the Chitlin' Circuit. 1479 01:11:59,592 --> 01:12:01,758 I had to go to New York before anybody even knew I existed 1480 01:12:01,759 --> 01:12:04,091 in Greenwich Village, I started working these clubs 1481 01:12:04,092 --> 01:12:05,758 up and down Bleecker and one night 1482 01:12:05,759 --> 01:12:07,291 I meet this dude from The Animals. 1483 01:12:07,292 --> 01:12:08,758 - Eric Burton, I know him... 1484 01:12:08,759 --> 01:12:11,424 - No, not Burton this other cat, Chaz Chandler. 1485 01:12:11,425 --> 01:12:12,790 - We used to some gigs with them. 1486 01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:13,925 We did one at Hammond... 1487 01:12:15,292 --> 01:12:17,124 - Yeah, so this Chandler flies me over here last year. 1488 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,558 He put this band together with guys I never before 1489 01:12:19,559 --> 01:12:22,924 and blam, I'm an overnight sensation on a little island 1490 01:12:22,925 --> 01:12:24,925 8,000 miles away from my own home. 1491 01:12:26,358 --> 01:12:29,424 Dig it, life is bizarre you know. 1492 01:12:29,425 --> 01:12:32,325 My manager and the press have turned me into something else. 1493 01:12:33,492 --> 01:12:36,024 - It's all right man, you are something else. 1494 01:12:36,025 --> 01:12:38,392 - Sup man, you got something on your face there. 1495 01:12:40,258 --> 01:12:43,558 - Oh man, such a doofus. 1496 01:12:43,559 --> 01:12:45,824 - It's cool, hell you're probably 1497 01:12:45,825 --> 01:12:47,591 quite the ladies man am I right? 1498 01:12:47,592 --> 01:12:49,558 - Nah, but I am getting married 1499 01:12:49,559 --> 01:12:51,391 as soon as we get back to the States. 1500 01:12:51,392 --> 01:12:54,491 - Steady my man, that's a real big deal. 1501 01:12:54,492 --> 01:12:57,057 How long have know your future ball and chain? 1502 01:12:57,058 --> 01:13:00,057 - About a year and a half, she was a dancer. 1503 01:13:00,058 --> 01:13:01,824 We've been doing mostly the telephone thing. 1504 01:13:01,825 --> 01:13:04,090 When we met like she was a virgin and... 1505 01:13:04,091 --> 01:13:06,724 - Oh it's cool my man, more than I needed to know, 1506 01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:10,559 but believe me, that girl's dancing days are over. 1507 01:13:11,758 --> 01:13:12,991 Man you are so doomed. 1508 01:13:14,158 --> 01:13:17,257 Listen man, don't do it. 1509 01:13:17,258 --> 01:13:18,424 This is not the time. 1510 01:13:18,425 --> 01:13:20,224 This is hit record time. 1511 01:13:20,225 --> 01:13:22,225 Make hay while the sun shines, you know? 1512 01:13:24,825 --> 01:13:27,957 - How 'bout you, got any chicks? 1513 01:13:27,958 --> 01:13:30,624 - One chick, two chicks, I got 1514 01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:32,192 me three or 400 hundred chicks. 1515 01:13:33,358 --> 01:13:34,790 That's the name of the game. 1516 01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:37,224 Those record company guys and those agents 1517 01:13:37,225 --> 01:13:39,857 they can take your money, hell they can even take your pride 1518 01:13:39,858 --> 01:13:42,224 unless you refuse to bend over, but they can never 1519 01:13:42,225 --> 01:13:44,791 take away all those beautiful women out there. 1520 01:13:46,025 --> 01:13:47,491 That's the reason you're a singer 1521 01:13:47,492 --> 01:13:49,491 and I'm a guitar player and if you say any different 1522 01:13:49,492 --> 01:13:51,292 you're either lying, dead, or queer. 1523 01:14:00,025 --> 01:14:02,191 - Hey man, in case I do wind up with a hit record 1524 01:14:02,192 --> 01:14:03,790 in LA why don't you let me get the address 1525 01:14:03,791 --> 01:14:05,524 to that J. C. Penny's you shop at 1526 01:14:05,525 --> 01:14:07,757 so I pick up an outfit as cool as yours. 1527 01:14:07,758 --> 01:14:08,957 - What? 1528 01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:10,191 - No but I do hope you'll forgive me man 1529 01:14:10,192 --> 01:14:12,424 but you look like a damn door to door salesman 1530 01:14:12,425 --> 01:14:14,559 and not a very successful one at that. 1531 01:14:15,758 --> 01:14:17,124 You know I used to wear mohair suits 1532 01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:18,990 til this guy the name of Robert Orbach 1533 01:14:18,991 --> 01:14:21,357 fixed me up with a whole new look. 1534 01:14:21,358 --> 01:14:24,790 Re-invent yourself, there's all sorts of ways to go, 1535 01:14:24,791 --> 01:14:28,024 scarves, lace shirts, velvet pants, 1536 01:14:28,025 --> 01:14:30,224 you know class yourself up a bit brother. 1537 01:14:30,225 --> 01:14:32,458 Live a little while you're here, splurge. 1538 01:14:32,459 --> 01:14:35,257 - I don't know if we can use that much re-inventing. 1539 01:14:35,258 --> 01:14:36,592 - I'll tell you what I see. 1540 01:14:38,392 --> 01:14:42,591 I see you all done up like John Steed on The Avengers, dig. 1541 01:14:42,592 --> 01:14:45,757 Kinda fancy, maybe a dirty hat or a cane. 1542 01:14:45,758 --> 01:14:48,124 That could be one hell of an image for you. 1543 01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:49,392 Think about it. 1544 01:14:51,525 --> 01:14:52,790 - Another round, gents? 1545 01:14:52,791 --> 01:14:54,358 - No more, thank you. 1546 01:14:55,225 --> 01:14:56,459 - Keep 'em coming Zoomie. 1547 01:14:58,425 --> 01:14:59,624 So like where were we? 1548 01:15:00,858 --> 01:15:02,525 Oh yeah, I really dig your music man. 1549 01:15:03,459 --> 01:15:06,157 I mean it I dig it, vocals man. 1550 01:15:06,158 --> 01:15:10,424 I mean I can't sing worth a damn, you know I know that 1551 01:15:10,425 --> 01:15:15,425 and so I play and I play music that sounds like their war. 1552 01:15:16,591 --> 01:15:18,623 All I'm trying to is get my guitar to sing 1553 01:15:18,624 --> 01:15:20,724 the way I wish I could get my voice to do. 1554 01:15:21,825 --> 01:15:23,124 You're a lucky man Howard. 1555 01:15:23,125 --> 01:15:25,524 Don't be selling yourself short. 1556 01:15:25,525 --> 01:15:27,723 Hell guys like Brian Jones would 1557 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:30,558 sell their soul to have a voice like yours. 1558 01:15:30,559 --> 01:15:31,824 - Does have Brian have soul? 1559 01:15:31,825 --> 01:15:33,391 - We each have exactly the correct 1560 01:15:33,392 --> 01:15:35,557 amount of soul that we need. 1561 01:15:35,558 --> 01:15:38,824 See that's what I'm trying to say with all you experience. 1562 01:15:38,825 --> 01:15:41,291 All is a person has to do is to reach out and learn 1563 01:15:41,292 --> 01:15:45,291 to welcome the new experiences, to try the new stuff. 1564 01:15:45,292 --> 01:15:47,124 Get off the couch. 1565 01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:48,690 Hell, when you connect with the current 1566 01:15:48,691 --> 01:15:50,157 that's already flowing through the air 1567 01:15:50,158 --> 01:15:52,990 that's your fucking soul right there. 1568 01:15:52,991 --> 01:15:55,391 You know anything's possible with the power of soul. 1569 01:15:55,392 --> 01:15:57,291 - So are you saying that I have soul? 1570 01:15:57,292 --> 01:15:59,491 - Most definitely, I mean it's the whitest soul 1571 01:15:59,492 --> 01:16:01,459 that I've heard but it's there. 1572 01:16:02,591 --> 01:16:05,857 You may have talent even that elusive soul, 1573 01:16:05,858 --> 01:16:08,357 but again I ask the musical question, 1574 01:16:08,358 --> 01:16:09,425 are you experienced? 1575 01:16:11,392 --> 01:16:15,124 - I guess not 'cause I'm think that experience person 1576 01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:18,058 could make the room stop spinning right about now. 1577 01:16:19,459 --> 01:16:23,091 - Gentlemen, complements of the house. 1578 01:16:23,092 --> 01:16:24,590 - No more, thank you. 1579 01:16:24,591 --> 01:16:26,991 - Don't you listen to him, keep 'em coming baby. 1580 01:16:29,392 --> 01:16:31,057 To two yanks in London getting 1581 01:16:31,058 --> 01:16:33,458 shit-faced and not giving a rat's ass. 1582 01:16:33,459 --> 01:16:35,890 - And to having the number one record. 1583 01:16:35,891 --> 01:16:38,591 - And to having the number one record. 1584 01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:48,857 Say brother, what's it like to be famous anyway? 1585 01:16:48,858 --> 01:16:50,957 - Ah man, you're messing with my head now. 1586 01:16:50,958 --> 01:16:54,924 - On the contrary, I'm dead serious. 1587 01:16:54,925 --> 01:16:56,957 Look we make our American debut in two weeks 1588 01:16:56,958 --> 01:17:00,459 at the Monterrey Pop Festival and I'm scared out of my mind. 1589 01:17:01,891 --> 01:17:05,024 You know the crowds here in England, Germany, Holland, 1590 01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:07,224 those are the only crowds I know lately. 1591 01:17:07,225 --> 01:17:08,690 You know they totally dig us over here 1592 01:17:08,691 --> 01:17:10,391 which is totally cool but they don't really know 1593 01:17:10,392 --> 01:17:15,392 the scene, so come on down, indulge me tell me about famous. 1594 01:17:16,624 --> 01:17:20,024 - I'm on television, and I'm on the radio man, 1595 01:17:20,025 --> 01:17:23,824 and there's nothing but nothing can match 1596 01:17:23,825 --> 01:17:25,790 the first experience when you hear 1597 01:17:25,791 --> 01:17:28,990 your voice and your songs on the radio. 1598 01:17:28,991 --> 01:17:29,991 - I can dig it. 1599 01:17:30,724 --> 01:17:32,324 - It's just... 1600 01:17:32,325 --> 01:17:33,490 - It's just what? 1601 01:17:33,491 --> 01:17:35,457 - It's just I don't know you know. 1602 01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:36,690 I don't know you know. 1603 01:17:36,691 --> 01:17:40,291 I thought being number one would change my life 1604 01:17:40,292 --> 01:17:42,924 and put me over the top you know. 1605 01:17:42,925 --> 01:17:47,291 That I can get that big house up on the hill 1606 01:17:47,292 --> 01:17:50,057 and I could get that little German sports car 1607 01:17:50,058 --> 01:17:52,824 and drive and around, and you know what, 1608 01:17:52,825 --> 01:17:54,790 I got that house on the hill and I got that 1609 01:17:54,791 --> 01:17:58,925 little sports car, but nothing's changed. 1610 01:18:00,624 --> 01:18:02,925 I got more money, I owe more money. 1611 01:18:05,558 --> 01:18:10,024 Like no spiritual revelations, I'm no closer 1612 01:18:10,025 --> 01:18:14,090 to that inner truth I kept hearing so much about man. 1613 01:18:14,091 --> 01:18:15,591 I'm just as confused as ever. 1614 01:18:17,891 --> 01:18:21,324 - Dig, you know sometimes we actually 1615 01:18:21,325 --> 01:18:23,258 have to go out and seek enlightenment. 1616 01:18:24,391 --> 01:18:25,924 This spiritual knowledge that you talk about 1617 01:18:25,925 --> 01:18:28,324 don't just come knocking at your door. 1618 01:18:28,325 --> 01:18:30,124 It is up to each of us to at least get 1619 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:32,458 off our asses and seek the higher ground. 1620 01:18:33,925 --> 01:18:36,191 Hey man, I got just the thing for you on your quest 1621 01:18:36,192 --> 01:18:38,957 for enlightenment, a little dessert perhaps. 1622 01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:41,324 - Oh I don't know Jimi, I'm actually kinda full. 1623 01:18:41,325 --> 01:18:43,091 - Hey man, you know what they say. 1624 01:18:43,991 --> 01:18:45,891 - No, what do they say? 1625 01:18:48,491 --> 01:18:50,092 - There's always room for jello. 1626 01:18:51,158 --> 01:18:52,723 - Is that cool man? 1627 01:18:52,724 --> 01:18:54,657 - Suss it out brother. 1628 01:18:54,658 --> 01:18:55,890 Everybody in this place is higher 1629 01:18:55,891 --> 01:18:58,057 than you or me will ever be. 1630 01:18:58,058 --> 01:19:00,357 This is London man and we the rockers rule. 1631 01:19:03,424 --> 01:19:05,025 - Yeah man, I love this country. 1632 01:19:05,891 --> 01:19:07,790 - To mother England. 1633 01:19:07,791 --> 01:19:09,292 - To mother England, man. 1634 01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:12,390 - And God save the queen. 1635 01:19:12,391 --> 01:19:14,523 - God save the queen! 1636 01:19:14,524 --> 01:19:16,624 - And God save the queen. 1637 01:19:19,791 --> 01:19:23,557 - Wow, I don't think I can feel my face. 1638 01:19:23,558 --> 01:19:25,224 Jimi what does that mean? 1639 01:19:25,225 --> 01:19:27,390 - It mean keeps the joint going, man. 1640 01:19:27,391 --> 01:19:28,623 - I've only got a couple on me 1641 01:19:28,624 --> 01:19:30,858 and it's gotta last the rest of the night. 1642 01:19:33,524 --> 01:19:38,524 See and here's the thing, outsiders, civilians man, dig, 1643 01:19:39,691 --> 01:19:41,890 those people will never know that intense rush 1644 01:19:41,891 --> 01:19:43,524 that we feel when we're on stage. 1645 01:19:46,357 --> 01:19:49,157 - You're so right and they'll never know 1646 01:19:49,158 --> 01:19:53,157 that we're the damn audience and they're the show man. 1647 01:19:53,158 --> 01:19:54,158 - I heard that. 1648 01:19:55,192 --> 01:19:57,623 The way I see it I'm on a mission. 1649 01:19:57,624 --> 01:19:59,490 I want to talk to the world though my music. 1650 01:19:59,491 --> 01:20:01,124 I want them to know how I feel. 1651 01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,590 You know when I play I can feel the crowd 1652 01:20:03,591 --> 01:20:06,723 lift up off the ground and the higher they get 1653 01:20:06,724 --> 01:20:09,025 the higher they make me and the better I play. 1654 01:20:10,192 --> 01:20:12,257 I want my music to reach the stars. 1655 01:20:12,258 --> 01:20:14,157 I want it to last forever. 1656 01:20:14,158 --> 01:20:16,224 - Nothing lasts forever, man. 1657 01:20:16,225 --> 01:20:18,124 - Hey, a guy can dream can't he? 1658 01:20:18,125 --> 01:20:19,125 - Yeah. 1659 01:20:22,825 --> 01:20:24,356 - Hey Jimi, I wasn't kidding before. 1660 01:20:24,357 --> 01:20:26,924 I think I really need to use the bathroom. 1661 01:20:26,925 --> 01:20:29,623 - That would be the loo, the old WC. 1662 01:20:29,624 --> 01:20:32,723 - The loo, whatever it is man 1663 01:20:32,724 --> 01:20:35,724 but I don't think I'm gonna make it. 1664 01:20:42,058 --> 01:20:43,025 - Shit! 1665 01:20:43,026 --> 01:20:45,457 Hey Jesus Christ man, my suit. 1666 01:20:45,458 --> 01:20:46,458 Jesus, shit. 1667 01:20:48,458 --> 01:20:50,891 Holy shit, Jesus. 1668 01:21:09,058 --> 01:21:11,257 - So that was my dinner with Jimmy. 1669 01:21:12,724 --> 01:21:14,890 I don't know how I got back to my hotel room that night. 1670 01:21:14,891 --> 01:21:16,290 I do remember canceling whatever 1671 01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:18,690 it was I had to do the next day. 1672 01:21:18,691 --> 01:21:21,890 I just stayed in my room and put ice on my head. 1673 01:21:21,891 --> 01:21:24,157 Tucko flew home after England. 1674 01:21:24,158 --> 01:21:26,757 Quit the band and never played guitar again. 1675 01:21:26,758 --> 01:21:28,024 I guess The Beatles hadn't turned out 1676 01:21:28,025 --> 01:21:29,391 to be the gods he expected. 1677 01:21:30,724 --> 01:21:32,690 He wanted them to be flawless, bigger than life, 1678 01:21:32,691 --> 01:21:34,257 so what he saw freaked him out. 1679 01:21:42,058 --> 01:21:44,691 For me it was the funniest thing. 1680 01:21:45,591 --> 01:21:47,757 They were just regular guys. 1681 01:21:47,758 --> 01:21:49,590 They weren't gods at all. 1682 01:21:49,591 --> 01:21:51,291 In fact they were just like us. 1683 01:21:52,758 --> 01:21:55,191 Sgt. Pepper was released in England the very next day. 1684 01:21:57,458 --> 01:21:58,857 I bought a record player and played 1685 01:21:58,858 --> 01:22:00,890 the whole album again and again until 1686 01:22:00,891 --> 01:22:03,524 the hotel manager made me promise to keep it down. 1687 01:22:10,724 --> 01:22:13,423 Soon after that we flew back to US. 1688 01:22:13,424 --> 01:22:14,623 It seemed that everything had 1689 01:22:14,624 --> 01:22:16,557 changed somehow while we were gone. 1690 01:22:16,558 --> 01:22:18,558 Like we had entered the Age of Aquarius, 1691 01:22:19,991 --> 01:22:22,125 a brand new era of peace, love, and understanding. 1692 01:22:23,357 --> 01:22:25,524 I even ended up marrying my girlfriend Mary 1693 01:22:26,524 --> 01:22:28,156 even though I never forgave her 1694 01:22:28,157 --> 01:22:30,890 for cutting her long, beautiful hair. 1695 01:22:30,891 --> 01:22:31,891 Go figure. 1696 01:22:33,058 --> 01:22:35,824 I also bought Jimi's record Are you Experienced. 1697 01:22:35,825 --> 01:22:38,024 It changed my entire life. 1698 01:22:38,025 --> 01:22:40,124 I guess it changed the entire world. 1699 01:22:40,125 --> 01:22:41,990 Sometimes I smile to myself knowing 1700 01:22:41,991 --> 01:22:44,356 that for at least one brief moment in time 1701 01:22:44,357 --> 01:22:47,190 I made one of history's most colorful figures 1702 01:22:47,191 --> 01:22:48,591 just a little more colorful. 1703 01:22:49,724 --> 01:22:51,990 Jimi, if you can hear me I owe you more 1704 01:22:51,991 --> 01:22:53,991 than just a brand new velvet suit. 1705 01:22:55,191 --> 01:22:57,256 Oh yeah, I almost forgot. 1706 01:22:57,257 --> 01:22:58,790 We did play one more sold out show 1707 01:22:58,791 --> 01:23:00,990 at The Speakeasy before we left London 1708 01:23:00,991 --> 01:23:03,558 and this time we were the happening. 1709 01:23:05,357 --> 01:23:09,323 ♪ Some girls love to run around ♪ 1710 01:23:09,324 --> 01:23:13,024 ♪ Love to handle everything they see ♪ 1711 01:23:13,025 --> 01:23:16,790 ♪ But my girl has more fun around ♪ 1712 01:23:16,791 --> 01:23:20,490 ♪ And you know she'd rather be with me ♪ 1713 01:23:20,491 --> 01:23:25,491 ♪ Me oh my, lucky guy is what I am ♪ 1714 01:23:26,624 --> 01:23:29,757 ♪ Tell you why you'll understand ♪ 1715 01:23:29,758 --> 01:23:34,758 ♪ She don't fly although she can ♪ 1716 01:23:36,157 --> 01:23:39,890 ♪ Some boys love to run around 1717 01:23:39,891 --> 01:23:43,657 ♪ They don't think about the things they do ♪ 1718 01:23:43,658 --> 01:23:47,590 ♪ But this boy wants to settle down ♪ 1719 01:23:47,591 --> 01:23:51,123 ♪ And you know he'd rather be with you ♪ 1720 01:23:51,124 --> 01:23:56,124 ♪ Me oh my, lucky guy is what I am ♪ 1721 01:23:57,257 --> 01:24:00,757 ♪ Tell you why you'll understand ♪ 1722 01:24:00,758 --> 01:24:05,758 ♪ She don't fly although she can ♪ 1723 01:24:07,458 --> 01:24:11,123 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba-da ba 1724 01:24:11,124 --> 01:24:14,690 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba-da ba 1725 01:24:14,691 --> 01:24:17,790 ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba-da ba 1726 01:24:17,791 --> 01:24:19,957 - That guy is good yeah? 1727 01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:20,958 - Good. 1728 01:24:22,191 --> 01:24:25,490 ♪ Some girls, some girls, love to run around ♪ 1729 01:24:25,491 --> 01:24:29,156 ♪ Love to handle everything they see ♪ 1730 01:24:29,157 --> 01:24:33,023 ♪ But my girl, my girl, has more fun around ♪ 1731 01:24:33,024 --> 01:24:35,023 ♪ And you know she'd rather be with ♪ 1732 01:24:35,024 --> 01:24:37,156 ♪ Yeah, she'd rather be with 1733 01:24:37,157 --> 01:24:41,391 ♪ You know she'd rather be with me ♪ 1734 01:24:47,224 --> 01:24:48,590 ♪ Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba 1735 01:24:48,591 --> 01:24:51,056 - You look right passed it. 1736 01:24:51,057 --> 01:24:55,291 ♪ You know she'd rather be with me ♪ 1737 01:24:57,691 --> 01:24:59,023 - It's not that bad. 1738 01:24:59,024 --> 01:25:00,790 ♪ You know she'd rather be with me ♪ 1739 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:02,190 - It's genius. 1740 01:25:02,191 --> 01:25:05,390 ♪ Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba 1741 01:25:05,391 --> 01:25:07,924 - Hey but you never know one of these blokes 1742 01:25:07,925 --> 01:25:10,557 may remember this and write a movie about it someday. 1743 01:25:10,558 --> 01:25:12,156 - I hope not. 1744 01:25:12,157 --> 01:25:14,990 - Yeah, 'cause you'd like a prick. 1745 01:25:24,558 --> 01:25:29,558 ♪ We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when ♪ 1746 01:25:30,758 --> 01:25:35,157 ♪ But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day ♪ 1747 01:25:36,925 --> 01:25:41,925 ♪ Keep smiling through, just like you always do ♪ 1748 01:25:43,458 --> 01:25:47,925 ♪ Til the blue skies chase the dark clouds far away ♪ 1749 01:25:49,324 --> 01:25:52,557 ♪ Oh won't you please say hello to the folks that I know ♪ 1750 01:25:52,558 --> 01:25:55,623 ♪ Tell them I won't be long 1751 01:25:55,624 --> 01:25:59,757 ♪ Well they'll be happy to know that as you saw me go ♪ 1752 01:25:59,758 --> 01:26:02,557 ♪ I was singing this song 1753 01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:07,558 ♪ We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when ♪ 1754 01:26:08,758 --> 01:26:13,324 ♪ But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day ♪ 1755 01:26:27,157 --> 01:26:31,023 ♪ Oh won't you please say hello to the folks that I know ♪ 1756 01:26:31,024 --> 01:26:33,956 ♪ Tell them I won't be long 1757 01:26:33,957 --> 01:26:37,590 ♪ Well they'll be happy to know that as you saw me go ♪ 1758 01:26:37,591 --> 01:26:40,523 ♪ I was singing this song 1759 01:26:40,524 --> 01:26:45,524 ♪ We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when ♪ 1760 01:26:46,724 --> 01:26:51,591 ♪ But I know we'll meet again some sunny day ♪ 1761 01:26:53,491 --> 01:26:58,491 ♪ But I know we'll meet again some sunny day ♪ 1762 01:27:01,825 --> 01:27:06,825 ♪ But I know we'll meet again some sunny day ♪ 1763 01:27:13,458 --> 01:27:15,323 - Hey don't leave yet. 1764 01:27:15,324 --> 01:27:17,123 Here's another clue for you all. 1765 01:27:17,124 --> 01:27:20,856 We were going to title the album One Down and Six to Go 1766 01:27:20,857 --> 01:27:23,956 because it was the first album of our new seven album deal 1767 01:27:23,957 --> 01:27:28,523 with VMI but I think Sgt. Pepper will work out just fine. 1768 01:27:28,524 --> 01:27:30,023 Don't you Paulie? 1769 01:27:30,024 --> 01:27:32,856 - It should I thought of it John, you know. 1770 01:27:32,857 --> 01:27:34,490 - I know. 1771 01:27:34,491 --> 01:27:35,723 - I know you know. 1772 01:27:35,724 --> 01:27:37,324 - You know I know you know. 1773 01:27:38,491 --> 01:27:41,124 - Hey Luigi, have a cuddle with prawns. 1774 01:27:42,591 --> 01:27:45,323 You know sometimes I rent a 16 millimeter film projector 1775 01:27:45,324 --> 01:27:48,790 and we'll watch movies and stuff, like the Wizard of Oz. 1776 01:27:48,791 --> 01:27:50,923 I mean man it can be a real trip. 1777 01:27:50,924 --> 01:27:54,889 Ringo watched Jason and the Argonauts over and over. 1778 01:27:54,890 --> 01:27:57,190 - We want to be the first fat group 1779 01:27:57,191 --> 01:28:00,191 to be popular in your country of thin people. 1780 01:28:02,324 --> 01:28:04,390 - You see mate the record companies 1781 01:28:04,391 --> 01:28:06,290 book their flights on Air India 1782 01:28:06,291 --> 01:28:09,590 because that's one way they can the money out of India. 1783 01:28:09,591 --> 01:28:12,723 You see, out in, in out. 1784 01:28:12,724 --> 01:28:14,623 - Mark and I we sing the trombone. 1785 01:28:14,624 --> 01:28:16,657 Al and Jim they sing the trumpets. 1786 01:28:16,658 --> 01:28:19,023 We arrange our voices like an orchestra. 1787 01:28:19,024 --> 01:28:22,390 - Hey you fancy another round of Monopoly later? 1788 01:28:22,391 --> 01:28:23,324 - I'm gonna have one my people 1789 01:28:23,325 --> 01:28:24,823 take you down to Carnaby Street 1790 01:28:24,824 --> 01:28:27,256 at the usual spots, I Was Lord Kitchener's Valet, 1791 01:28:27,257 --> 01:28:29,691 Granny Takes a Trip, class you up a bit brother. 1792 01:28:30,691 --> 01:28:31,624 - Hash and what else? 1793 01:28:31,625 --> 01:28:32,823 Hash doesn't burn like that man. 1794 01:28:32,824 --> 01:28:35,390 - It does if it's mixed with tobacco. 1795 01:28:35,391 --> 01:28:37,123 That's the way they do it over here. 1796 01:28:37,124 --> 01:28:38,923 - It tastes like dirt. 1797 01:28:38,924 --> 01:28:40,156 You know what John said to me? 1798 01:28:40,157 --> 01:28:41,423 He said hey that's a nice suit. 1799 01:28:41,424 --> 01:28:42,890 Do they make it in your size? 1800 01:28:43,857 --> 01:28:44,790 - What's going on with 1801 01:28:44,791 --> 01:28:45,956 that new Beatles' movie eh? 1802 01:28:45,957 --> 01:28:47,690 - It's actually Paul's movie. 1803 01:28:47,691 --> 01:28:49,856 He calls it Magical Mystery Tour. 1804 01:28:49,857 --> 01:28:52,056 Frankly I've not much hope for it. 1805 01:28:52,057 --> 01:28:53,823 It's like a home movie. 1806 01:28:53,824 --> 01:28:55,023 - Yeah but I've got a featured part in it 1807 01:28:55,024 --> 01:28:56,923 so naturally I'm quite excited about it. 1808 01:28:56,924 --> 01:28:59,557 Actually I'm thinking about taking up acting full time. 1809 01:28:59,558 --> 01:29:01,089 A career on the silver screen. 1810 01:29:01,090 --> 01:29:02,789 - Yeah sure Richie. 1811 01:29:02,790 --> 01:29:04,789 - I only meant it as the cartoon. 1812 01:29:04,790 --> 01:29:06,423 - That looked like a Saturday morning kiddie show. 1813 01:29:06,424 --> 01:29:08,623 - No, no, it's a movie. 1814 01:29:08,624 --> 01:29:12,690 It's psychedelic, it's called The Yellow Submarine. 1815 01:29:12,691 --> 01:29:14,089 - Do you get to sing? 1816 01:29:14,090 --> 01:29:15,323 - Yeah well of course, it's called 1817 01:29:15,324 --> 01:29:16,823 The Yellow Submarine isn't it? 1818 01:29:16,824 --> 01:29:19,156 - We've confused the fringe that has to pinpoint 1819 01:29:19,157 --> 01:29:22,023 a bag in order to understand what's happening. 1820 01:29:22,024 --> 01:29:24,923 These finger poppers sit around until someone real bright 1821 01:29:24,924 --> 01:29:28,056 like a critic or music major says so and so 1822 01:29:28,057 --> 01:29:30,056 has a new sound, a new thing, 1823 01:29:30,057 --> 01:29:33,956 a new way of getting into your head or something. 1824 01:29:33,957 --> 01:29:35,423 Other people pick up the stream 1825 01:29:35,424 --> 01:29:38,722 and suddenly, zap, you're classified perforated 1826 01:29:38,723 --> 01:29:40,657 like one of those computer cards 1827 01:29:40,658 --> 01:29:42,490 that comes up with the same answer 1828 01:29:42,491 --> 01:29:44,056 every time someone pushes 1829 01:29:44,057 --> 01:29:46,856 the button on the big dumb machine. 1830 01:29:46,857 --> 01:29:48,824 - Dig, we the rockers rule. 137239