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SIRENS,
POLICE RADIO CHATTER
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This is an injustice.
Free the Scouse Four.
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I've never been arrested before.
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What an incredible experience.
Do I tip at the end, or...?
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HE PANTS
I'm claustrophobic.
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Have you just slapped my arse? Hey?
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Seriously, though,
I didn't do anything.
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Was the knee in the back a Liverpool
thing or just a personal touch?
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Fine, I've cracked.
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Connor's got loads of cocaine
up his arse.
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You need to go full cavity, lads.
Full cavity.
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Reece, that's not funny, lad.
What are you do...?
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We've caught you
right there, lad.
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You're the only one
that saw what happened.
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So, come on, who did it?
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♪ We're in your head
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♪ Bizzie, bizzie
Bizzie, zie, zie. ♪
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And thus the Jaffa cake,
while technically not a biscuit,
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betters the biscuit tin,
which is why immigration is good.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Allowing users like Catherine
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to hide behind the anonymity
of their online profiles.
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That's not how you spell definitely.
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Go and beat yourself to death
with a dictionary,
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you thick as pig shit
illiterate fuck.
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And be an absolute twat
on social media.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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VIOLINS PLAY
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What the hell are we gonna do?
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Don't worry, lad. I've got this.
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♪ You can shove your violins
Up your arse
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♪ They don't speak to us
Just the middle class
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♪ They pull a stupid face
Spend years having lessons
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♪ And knocking out these bangers
In ten seconds
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♪ You can shove your violins
Up your arse
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♪ They don't speak to us
Just the middle class
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♪ They pull a stupid face
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♪ Spend years having lessons
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♪ And knocking out these bangers
In ten seconds. ♪
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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So... thanks to Reece
and Christopher,
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this Friday, Allsbrooke will be
both hosting and competing
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in the grand final of the UK
National Debating Championships.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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I can now announce your opponents...
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...and they are...
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CROWD CHEERS
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...Roderick White and Nathan Williams
of Queenswood House, Surrey.
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I'd like to tell you a little story.
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Twenty years ago...
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What's wrong
with your fat Lando Norris head?
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Queenswood House is my old school.
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So you know them lads?
Yeah, they're my mates.
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So, what's the problem?
Nothing, it's just...
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You lot meeting them,
it's a bit weird, isn't it?
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You're weird, lad.
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...which is why I would encourage you
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to give them a big
Allsbrooke welcome when they arrive.
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Thank you, sir.
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Now onto to the main announcement.
That was the main announcement.
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Sir...
EXCLAMATIONS
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He's getting close there.
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Is he gonna kiss him?
I respect you.
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O-O-OK.
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OK. Thank you.
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I know how you all see me.
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Lewis the psycho.
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Spot on, lad.
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Lewis the bully.
Yeah, lad.
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Lewis the wanker.
Best at the game.
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He is, like.
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But today is the day
that all changes.
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Today... I become a new man.
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Today, I launch...
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Are you messing?
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And guiding me through these
12 steps is a man close to my heart.
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An inspiration.
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A successfully recovered
tugger and scrapper
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who just last week convinced me
to join him
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on this beautiful path
that is recovery.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Toby!
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Who?
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Thank you, thank you.
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Who's Toby?
Hang on!
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That's the lad who kicked my head in
in that house party.
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And made me watch.
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The first step on my path
towards recovery...
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is to apologise
to all those I've wronged.
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Well said.
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'All right, Lewis,
tell us what you see.'
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What? Wrong video.
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Lad, what's that?
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'Tits.'
LAUGHTER
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Lad, this part of recovery
is not for public consumption.
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Turn it off!
It's not letting me.
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'Tell us what you see.'
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'More tits.'
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Does this look familiar, lad?
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Turn it off. Turn it off.
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I'm trying!
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LAUGHTER 'And this one?'
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'My dad. I... I... I see my dad...
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'..with tits!'
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I can't do this, lads.
Here, I'll kiss them.
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LAUGHTER
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Hey, hey, Lewis!
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What do you see here, lad?
MO LAUGHS
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Your Aunt Zoe called,
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told us about your dad's MS
and how it's been getting worse
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and how you're having
to look after him all by yourself.
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Something just hit me -
how family is family
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and how the past
doesn't really matter
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when something like this happens.
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Look... I can't go back and change
what's happened between us,
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but I can be here now to help...
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...if you'll let me.
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SCATTERED APPLAUSE
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What a performance, eh, love?
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"Family is family."
Did you get that one, Dad?
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Yeah, I'm just waiting on
"life's too short",
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and then I've got a full house.
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You don't have to forgive me,
but at least let me help.
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I've already done a shop.
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And I'll sort
them overdue bills I've seen.
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Hang on. Who says we need your help?
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You're clearly struggling.
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Come on, Wayne,
this is no life for a girl her age.
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Do you know what? I can't take
any more of this shit from you.
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Do you know what was no life
for her, Anna, hey?
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A life without her mum.
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And that's something
that you took from her.
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So don't you dare
come into this house
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and pretend to feel sorry for us,
acting like the past doesn't matter!
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Well, I tell you what, girl.
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It matters to me,
and it matters to her.
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so get your stuff and get out!
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I'm staying in a hotel in town
if you change your mind.
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We won't.
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Ta-ra.
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Go 'ead, Wayne, lad.
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She genuinely thought a Tesco shop
and a few fake tears
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were gonna win us over.
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Unbelievable, eh?
That's what I'm telling you about.
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SHE SIGHS
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I tell you what, though.
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She has got some decent scran
in them bags.
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Has she?
Yeah.
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I saw some of them Danish pastries
we like.
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But we're not eating them.
Course not.
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HE GRUNTS
See you later.
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Last time we did this, it was
for Klopp's leaving announcement.
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MO SIGHS
We got through that.
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We're gonna get through this.
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Jesus, boys. Who died?
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We did, lad. We did.
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What?
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Lad, you're not gonna wanna hang
with us savages any more.
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What are you on about?
Your old mates.
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We're not gonna get a look in
once they get here.
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As if.
I know how this goes, lad.
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We're the Choco Rice from Aldi,
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and they're the real thing,
Kellogg's Coco Pops.
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Do you want us to bow down
to these mates of yours?
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Oh, we'd prefer
you kiss the family ring.
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Or ring peace.
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Hey!
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All right, boys?
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CHEERING,
LAUGHTER
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Bring it in. Come on.
Long time no see, Chrissy.
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Yeah, what, no signal up here?
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Erm... Yeah.
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Sorry. I... I meant to reply.
I've just...
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I've been busy.
Yeah.
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Erm, Roderick, Nathan,
this is Ted, Mo,
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Connor and Reece.
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What, so, this is
why you've been busy?
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I mean, you've joined the shittest
Scouse boy band that's ever lived.
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Coming from
the Made In Chelsea reject?
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Sorry, could you...?
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Could you repeat that in English,
please? Whoa, careful now.
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They don't like
even being called English,
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never mind speaking it.
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Don't worry, lad,
I can translate for you.
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He's calling you a bunch of posh...
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Well, isn't this fun, hey?
All of us being together.
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Reece, we've been hearing a lot
about you in the debating circles.
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"Debating circles."
What can I say, lads?
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I'm a natural.
You really are.
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If you're debating sitting
claiming benefits. Nathan!
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How about sitting on your arse
debating claiming Daddy's money?
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How about you put your hand up
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if you know who your daddy is.
Oh, I do.
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CLAMOURING
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Please. Please. Please.
Please. Please.
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Good to see you're still
an easy windup, mate.
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Hi, nice to meet you all in person.
What's going on?!
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Well, I seen you worrying
about us meeting,
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so I thought I'd reach out,
offer a little Scouse welcome.
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Come up with a few ways
to take the piss out of you.
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Oh, boys, I'm sorry if the dad joke
was a little bit too far.
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Oh, no, it was spot on.
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Connor still doesn't believe me that
some dads actually live at home.
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Lad, I'm not falling for that one.
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LAUGHTER
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CHATTERING
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So, years after ditching you,
she comes back, apologises,
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and then offers to help look after
your sick dad?
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Yeah. Pay all your bills,
and do all your shopping,
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cooking, and cleaning?
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Yeah. Yeah, she sounds
like a right witch
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I know!
And if you look to the right,
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you'll see
the '08 Allsbrooke basketball team.
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Or as enthusiasts like myself
like to call it,
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The Unfortunate Case Of Jamie Nugent
Wearing Baggy Shorts.
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Look carefully, lad.
Wow.
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His left nut is really hanging
out of those shorts, isn't it?
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Don't get too excited.
Me mouth's watering. Oh, fuck.
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You lads tour guides now?
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And if you cast your eyes
to the left,
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now, I know this might be
a cultural experience
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for some of you,
we have our next exhibit -
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working-class girls.
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Relatively fit, but very loud
and painfully opinionated.
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Shut up, you little dickhead.
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Wow, an interactive piece.
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You know, if you boys would like
a more private exclusive tour,
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then just let us know.
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I'll take a private.
Aimee?!
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What do you want?
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To apologise
for the way I treated you
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when we were together...
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...and when we broke up.
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That's actually quite big of you.
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I did things no... no man
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of a respectable character
should do.
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And I'm sorry...
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...for the times I begged you
to shove things up your arse.
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And the times I begged you
to shove things up my arse.
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Oh, my God!
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You don't need to apologise, mate.
It was NEVER gonna happen.
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Ooh!
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Sorry for the time
I cheated on you...
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Wow, this is wild.
What?
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...with your cousin...
GASPING
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...at your nan's wake.
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Ah, mate.
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In your nan's bed.
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Oh, he's a rat, him.
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00:11:55,920 --> 00:12:00,079
And, er, wiped me cum
wi' your nan's dressing gown.
250
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,959
Ee, that is vile.
251
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,159
What? No, no, no. I'm apologising.
252
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,719
You seriously did that?!
253
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,039
Well, yeah,
but I'm sorry about it.
254
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,679
Oh, my God!
You're not well, you.
255
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,319
Nah, that's bad, that.
256
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,919
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
257
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,879
Oh, here we go.
258
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,559
I need to apologise for turning
you dead nan's stairlift
259
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,879
into a sex swing.
260
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,399
STUDENTS EXCLAIM
You're beyond recovery.
261
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,479
You're sick in the head.
Eeh.
262
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,919
What a perve.
263
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,279
STUDENTS ALL TALK
AT ONCE
264
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,320
Oh. Oh.
Lad.
265
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,879
12-step bellend.
266
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,639
I don't know if I can do this.
You can, lad.
267
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,719
I believe in you.
And what do you know, eh?
268
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,959
You haven't even apologised
to your ma for being born.
269
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,079
I have.
270
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,279
Lewis, look, I wouldn't be
asking you to do it if...
271
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,319
if I didn't think you could.
272
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,360
Do you know? I believe in you.
273
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,839
Thank you, lad.
I really needed to hear that.
274
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,800
He just said the same thing I said.
Oh, I haven't got time for it, lad!
275
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,559
CHATTER AND LAUGHTER
276
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,879
Hey, so what was he like
when he first got here?
277
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,559
Oh. So, as part of his initiation
to the group, yeah,
278
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,679
we made him go round
every house on the estate
279
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,039
and introduce himself with...
280
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,239
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
G'wed, it was funny.
281
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,199
Hello,
my name's Christopher.
282
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,759
I've just taken up residence nearby,
283
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,519
and I like to regularly
pleasure myself
284
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,759
to Princess Anne's
equestrian highlights.
285
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,800
Carry on.
LAUGHTER
286
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,599
Lads, next question,
287
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,639
who came number one
in Christopher's Spotify Wrapped?
288
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,719
Er, I don't know, Co... Coldplay.
No.
289
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,719
You... You do like them, don't you?
Course not.
290
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,359
Reece?
Whale noises and ocean sounds.
291
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,479
Correct. Ey-heh-heh!
292
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,079
Helps him get to sleep, lad.
293
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,359
All right, the final question
in the inaugural
294
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,719
Who Knows Christopher Better,
295
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,039
who was Chrissy's
first celebrity crush?
296
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,519
Oh, Kate Middleton.
Wrong.
297
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,319
The rabbit off Zootopia
with the fat arse. Correct!
298
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,639
CHEERING
299
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,080
Reece, Reece, Reece.
300
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,160
Unlucky, lad.
301
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,599
What's that?
302
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,319
Batshit Barry's Scrapyard. Why?
303
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,559
RODERICK CHUCKLES
Hey, where you going?
304
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,159
Oh, we're in Liverpool, Nathan.
305
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,759
Be a shame
not to see all the sights.
306
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,239
You can't just walk in.
307
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,879
Yeah, we'll find a way. Come on.
Wait!
308
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,479
No, no, lad.
Don't know about that, you know.
309
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,839
What, you Scousers, yeah?
310
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,279
Always going on about us
having sticks up our arses
311
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,680
when here you are,
too scared to break a few rules.
312
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,079
I'm not scared, like, lad.
Ah.
313
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,719
Mate.
I'll rob a car.
314
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,119
Barry's gonna kill us.
315
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,560
'You really
didn't see who did it?'
316
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,839
No.
317
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,720
OK. All right. Go on, you can go.
318
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,999
But that's not
what your mate Roderick said.
319
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,920
He says you'd back him up.
320
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,480
Back him up on what?
That Reece did it.
321
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,679
I'd think really carefully
before lying, lad.
322
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,400
Especially with that caution
of yours.
323
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,999
Cos this on top of your previous
324
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,519
means you're going straight
to the detention centre.
325
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,000
So...
326
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,360
...you can either
back his statement...
327
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,120
...or you can tell us what happened.
328
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,319
Anyone need a lift home?
329
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,479
Come on, mate.
It's bad enough we're even in here.
330
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,440
Yeah, you're gonna break it, lad.
And I wanna go first.
331
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,399
ENGINE STARTS
332
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,639
I could hear Reece and Roderick
arguing on the forklift.
333
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,519
I'm gonna be driving, lad.
Why you wanna be driving?
334
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,600
'Suddenly,
I saw it flying down the ramp.
335
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,560
'It smashed into the owner's car.'
336
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,320
No.
337
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,279
PANICKED BREATHING
338
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,559
'Roderick was driving it.'
339
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,639
Lad, I told you
to stop messing about.
340
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,599
SIREN WAILS
341
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,480
Let's go.
342
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,879
Come out, hurry up.
Are we off?
343
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,119
Yeah, let's go, lad.
344
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,559
Get your shoes, get your shoes.
Thank you.
345
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,160
Go ahead.
Let's go. Ha-ha-ha.
346
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,039
Uh-uh, not you. This way.
347
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,240
Your shoes. Come on.
348
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,920
Hey.
349
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,199
Rod. Wait.
350
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,199
Do you want to fuck me over
in person this time?
351
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,839
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine, actually.
352
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,599
Now I know where we stand.
Come on.
353
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,319
What?! Mates don't
screw each other over.
354
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,639
Like how you screwed over Reece?
355
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,479
RODRICK SCOFFS
No, I didn't screw over Reece.
356
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,919
For that, I'd have to give a shit
about him in the first place.
357
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,279
What's going on, Rod?
This isn't you.
358
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,839
How would you know?
It's not like we talk any more.
359
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,479
Yeah, we do.
No. No, we don't.
360
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,759
You pissed off up here,
and that was that.
361
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,479
I didn't piss off. My mum died.
I know!
362
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,199
I was there for you.
363
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,879
I was... I was there when...
when you took it out on that guy.
364
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,679
When you got charged.
365
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,560
I... I was there for you, man.
I had your back.
366
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,480
And you used to have mine, too.
367
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,479
And, yeah, yeah,
I know we didn't say it,
368
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,479
but we knew that if we wanted
to stay best friends,
369
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,559
then we'd have to try.
370
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,360
Well, I tried, Chris.
371
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,959
I tried, Chris, I did, but you...
372
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,480
you got your new friends, so I guess
you didn't have to, did you?
373
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,879
That's not fair.
374
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,160
SCOFFS
375
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,440
I'll see you at the debate, man.
376
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,200
♪ Somewhere...
377
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,639
♪ Somewhere... ♪
Fix your posture.
378
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,799
YELPS
379
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,319
Sorry.
380
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,559
HUFFS
381
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,919
How'd you get in 'ere?
Your dad let us in.
382
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,759
He says he felt bad
about the other day,
383
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,279
so he invited us round for a quickie
for old time's sake.
384
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,559
You what?
385
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,679
CHUCKLES
386
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,319
You left the back door open,
soft girl.
387
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,839
Oh.
388
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,839
I was coming round
to drop some take-away off,
389
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,439
and I heard you singing.
390
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,559
Come here.
391
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,680
Right.
392
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,680
Breathe.
393
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,080
Try now.
394
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:59,319
♪ Somewhere
Over the rainbow
395
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:03,559
♪ Way up high. ♪
396
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,719
BOTH CHUCKLE
397
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,199
What? Did you think
you got your voice off your dad?
398
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,719
No.
399
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,999
I can help you, you know.
Wi' your prep.
400
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,880
If you wanted.
Why did you leave?
401
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,120
Sorry. It's just...
402
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:22,679
Me dad told me about you drinking,
and how you weren't about.
403
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:27,600
Ah. I... I got
a very different side to Wayne.
404
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:34,079
When I was with him, it was like
our whole lives had been decided.
405
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,399
Same street, same job,
same boring old pub every Saturday.
406
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,040
And he was content with that, but...
407
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:45,240
...I wanted to feel like
I was still becoming someone.
408
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,479
But he'd get so angry wi' me.
409
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:52,079
Like, how dare I want
something different than him.
410
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,400
I couldn't breathe, Aim,
and I tried reaching out, but...
411
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,799
...every time I did, he just said
you didn't want to know me.
412
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,160
He... He never told me
you tried to reach out.
413
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:14,080
I wasn't perfect, Aim,
but I was no pisshead.
414
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,719
I missed you every single day,
415
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:25,080
and I never,
ever stopped loving you.
416
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,760
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
417
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,319
Best of luck, boys.
418
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,199
We won't need it.
Oh, why?
419
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,799
Are we just cooking up
another biscuit tin analogy?
420
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,319
Oh, I've got a new analogy, lads.
421
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,439
One about cutting the head
off a snake.
422
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,759
OK, teams.
423
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,079
MR DUNN CLEARS THROAT
424
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,959
Today's topic which Allsbrooke
will be arguing for
425
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,400
and Queenswood House
will be arguing against is...
426
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,759
Oof.
CHUCKLES
427
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,079
...private schools
should be abolished.
428
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,359
Hm. Prepare for drama.
CHUCKLES
429
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,599
Let's get to it!
430
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,559
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
431
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,559
Which leads me to say
that private schools fuel elitism.
432
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,599
Queenswood rebuttal.
433
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:22,839
To generalise private schools
as elitist is elitist in itself.
434
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,679
They reward the best and brightest.
435
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,999
Allsbrooke rebuttal.
436
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,239
Who decides the best and brightest?
437
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,959
They benefit the economy.
438
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,039
Rebuttal.
By creating inequality.
439
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,879
Helping to further fuel
the UK class divide.
440
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,959
Counterpoint.
441
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,639
Why punish students
for the faults of politicians?
442
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,319
Overpriced, overrated.
443
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,639
Better prospects.
444
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,399
Quality accommodation.
Having to live in school.
445
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,239
Football.
Rowing. Benedict Cumberbatch.
446
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,319
Stevie Graham!
447
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,080
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
448
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,319
I need to apologise
for selling pics of your feet.
449
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,600
Lewis, just piss off, will you?
450
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,799
Sorry, Aimee.
I was talking to Mia-Louise.
451
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,360
Eeh.
Gimp.
452
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,880
PHONE BUZZES
453
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,239
Hi, Dad.
454
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,759
Aimee, where have you been, love?
I've been worried sick.
455
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,399
You're getting worried sick
confused with sleeping on the couch.
456
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,079
Aimee, I'm being serious.
457
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,759
'Where have you been?'
I stayed at Mia-Louise's last night.
458
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,719
Search party
wouldn't have had to look far.
459
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,079
Well, you need to tell me.
460
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,959
Didn't realise I had to check in
every five minutes.
461
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,959
What time
are you gonna be back later?
462
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,799
'I don't know.'
You what?
463
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,719
'Why, where are you going?'
I'm meeting Anna.
464
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,479
Are you joking me?!
465
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,759
She's gonna help me with me singing.
466
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,719
Aimee, after everything
that we've talked about?
467
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,519
I know, but she is me mum.
468
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,039
And I'm your dad!
469
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,319
And I'm telling you now,
you are not going to see her.
470
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,280
'Do you hear me?
Aimee, she can't be...'
471
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,679
Fuck!
472
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,160
HUFFS
473
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,879
Boys, I just overheard
the adjudicators.
474
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,999
It is neck and neck,
down to the wire,
475
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,679
sticky wickets, squeaky bum time,
balls to the wall.
476
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,239
The big one, the haymaker.
477
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,799
We're going in hard.
How hard? Gerard.
478
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,399
Cos this is our one night
in Istanbul!
479
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,479
Oh, I feel really hot.
480
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,519
Is it just me, or is it really hot?
Are you hot?
481
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,519
Cos I feel really hot.
Get it together, sir.
482
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,399
Yeah. Yeah. Relax.
483
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,719
Remember,
you have to make them believe
484
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,119
that this
is the only possible truth.
485
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,119
Say what you really believe, OK?
486
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,119
Something only you could say.
487
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,600
So...
488
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,560
...who's closing?
489
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,040
I'll do it. I'll close.
490
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,640
Boys, let's go give it to 'em.
491
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,479
OK, everyone,
we've heard from Queenswood House
492
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,199
with their closing argument,
now Allsbrooke's Christopher.
493
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,320
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
494
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,079
Look, I know it's a bit ironic
having me argue to get rid
495
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,759
of the very thing I'm a product of.
496
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,199
But as someone who's experienced
both private and state schools,
497
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,959
I'm probably the best one
to argue it.
498
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,240
Though, to be honest,
despite all I've said today...
499
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,840
...I actually loved my old school.
500
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,400
I love where I'm from.
501
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,839
And believe it or not,
I even love these two arseholes.
502
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,320
LAUGHTER
503
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,000
Though I know to them, it may not
have always seemed that way.
504
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,040
When I lost my mum...
505
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,200
...I started to lose myself.
506
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,520
I started to lash out...
507
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:49,920
...and cut myself off from the world
and, without realising, my friends.
508
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,479
Then I moved to Liverpool.
509
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,479
Yes!
CHEERING
510
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,199
You don't walk alone, lad.
511
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,679
And the more time I spent here,
512
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,679
the more I started to regain
those parts of myself I'd lost
513
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,240
and discover who I really am.
514
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,759
But the truth is,
515
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,199
when it comes to private schools
and state schools
516
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,599
and the worlds they represent,
I'm not for or against.
517
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,159
I don't believe
we should be picking sides.
518
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,719
Why are we so obsessed
519
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,199
with splitting everything
into two piles?
520
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,679
Good or bad. Posh or poor.
521
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,279
Right or wrong.
522
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,559
Because, for me,
the answer isn't one or the other,
523
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,799
it's the bit in between.
524
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,040
The combination.
525
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,479
Let's stop trying to win
the argument
526
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,719
and try to understand
what's good about the other side,
527
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,880
so we can use it
to create something better.
528
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,920
I'm a product of both worlds.
529
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,119
Born in Surrey, made in Liverpool.
530
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,839
CHEERING
531
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,320
And I'm proud of both.
532
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,959
So why should I choose between them
533
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,719
when bringing them together
makes much more sense
534
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,519
than keeping them apart?
535
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,560
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
536
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,640
Wow. Thank you
for that, Christopher.
537
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,999
Although, as this is a debate,
538
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,559
you've sort of got
to be for or against.
539
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,279
And as the adjudicators
have flagged,
540
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,759
not only have you failed to do that,
541
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,399
but you have barely referenced
the statements of the debate.
542
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,719
Queenswood House wins.
543
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
544
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,880
I'm really sorry.
Hey.
545
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,600
I-I just wanted to apologise.
546
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,880
Look, no hard feelings, lads.
547
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,479
Hey, you were so good.
Respect for that debate.
548
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:55,919
And I'm sorry for not trying harder,
for disappearing.
549
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,839
That's all right.
550
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,839
Your mum would be really proud
551
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,639
of the life you've made
for yourself here, man.
552
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,479
Although, she'd be less proud
when we annihilate you AGAIN
553
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,759
at next year's
Debating Championship.
554
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,240
BOTH LAUGH
555
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,679
Oh, no, you know what?
556
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,919
I think I'm done
trying to change people's minds.
557
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,919
Not yet, you're not!
558
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,560
I need youse, boys.
For one last hurrah.
559
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,239
What's going on?
An intervention, lad. For you.
560
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,079
And inter what? We're not letting
this Temu life coach
561
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,879
lead you astray any longer.
562
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,519
He's making you insufferable, Lewis.
It's embarrassing.
563
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,359
He's only trying to better himself.
By erasing who he is.
564
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:48,079
Guys, is...
is that what you really think?
565
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,559
No, I just came cos he said
he'd buy us some scran, lad.
566
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,559
Yeah,
and we don't actually know you.
567
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,239
We just know you look about 42.
568
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,919
He does, to be fair.
569
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,440
Lewis, you need to pack it in, lad.
570
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,119
Just look us in the eye
and accept who you are.
571
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,479
Whose eye
am I supposed to look into?
572
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,799
Most lads go round pretending
that they've got it all together.
573
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,279
But you've never pretended, lad.
574
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,159
You were chaos.
575
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,000
You were honest. You were alive.
576
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,799
By God, you were alive, lad.
577
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,599
You said mad things,
you did mad things.
578
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,519
You know, you felt everything.
579
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,319
You'd cry watching porn,
then you'd headbutt a bin. Yeah.
580
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,479
Yeah, it got you into trouble,
but it was real.
581
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,840
You were real.
582
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,959
You don't fix a fire
by putting it out, lad.
583
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,399
That's exactly what you do.
Shut the fuck up, you little scruff!
584
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,599
You dancing it, lad?
585
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,599
Mmm.
586
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,600
Come back to us, lad.
587
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,359
I suppose I do miss
wanking myself silly.
588
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,120
I miss watching you, bro.
I know.
589
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,599
I'm flattening anyone
who gets cheeky.
590
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,399
KIERON GROWLS
591
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,279
I just, you know, grabbing someone
592
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,120
and getting in their face,
like, you little maggot!
593
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,359
You little pterodactyl!
594
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,559
You little overnight oats!
595
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,360
LEWIS LAUGHS
596
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,239
I, Lewis...
597
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,759
Accept it, lad!
598
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,679
...am and always will be a proud...
599
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,119
Preach it!
600
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,639
...perverted...
601
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,279
Say it!
602
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,559
...dickhead!
Yeah!
603
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:41,119
Aaaaaah!
604
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,600
♪ Nice
605
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,120
♪ I ain't nice
606
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,680
♪ It ain't nice, whoo!
607
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,000
♪ Nice. ♪
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