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[horse galloping]
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[applause]
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[laughing]
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I declare, Mary
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with that war between the states
nonsense behind us
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it feels good
to laugh again.
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[door opens]
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[dramatic music]
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- Ah.
- John Wilkes Booth.
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Halt, you insidious
secessionist.
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Oh.
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[gunfire]
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[grunting]
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Argh.
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[groans]
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You're safe now,
Mr. President.
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Why, who are you?
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Just a long time admirer.
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The glorious South
will never be defeated.
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[pulsating]
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Ha!
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Say hello to John Wilkes' boom.
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[gunfire]
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[explosion]
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[grunting]
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Time to bring down the curtain
on a Yankee rodent.
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Huh?
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Hiya!
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[hissing]
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My rail splitting days
are long gone
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but I still know
how to swing an axe.
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Sic semper tyran..
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[grunting]
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[groaning]
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(Abraham)
There. The engine of his
infernal steam-powered suit.
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Aim for that valve.
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[electricity crackling]
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Sic Semper Tyrannis.
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The South shall rise again.
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The confederacy for..
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[boom]
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That was quite
a timely rescue, sir.
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Thanks to you reconstruction
of our great union
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can now continue unabated.
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It was my honor to fight
by your side, President Lincoln.
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Ohh.
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...of parallel universe 55-0-1.
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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At last.
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With the contents
of this ocean lab
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I will have all
the components needed
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to restore apekind
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to its rightful place
at the top of the food chain.
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[swoosh]
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Huh?
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Cease your simian siege
now, Gorilla Grodd.
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Fools.
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No creature on land or sea
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can match my superior intellect.
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Then it's a good thing
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it's not wits
we've come to battle.
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(Bat-Mite)
Are you seeing
what I'm seeing?
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'Cause I'm seeing gorillas
riding sharks
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stealing an ocean lab.
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How wacky and original..
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...is what I'd be saying
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if they hadn't been doing this
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exact same thing
64 episodes in a row.
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You can read about this
adventure in my next memoir
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Aquaman versus
the Primate Pugilist.
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And cue the catchphrase.
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- Outrageous.
- Outrageous.
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Oh, "BTBATB."
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What was once so fresh
has become formula.
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It feels like only yesterday
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we learned
the next Batman cartoon
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would be a lighter incarnation.
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Fan boys everywhere panicked
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but it was for nothing,
because what we got
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was a love letter
to "Silver Age comics."
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The show had it all.
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A perfectly-cast
Diedrich Bader as Batman.
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Aquaman was cool again.
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Guest stars like Tim Conway
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N.P.H, Adam West
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and the one and only..
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...Paul Reubens.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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And then came
its greatest episode
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"Chill Of The Night."
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It was dark and brooding
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but it reminded us of how much
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we missed the serious Batman.
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We'd longed for more episodes
like that.
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Instead, we got more like this.
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You were great in your day,
Campy Crusader
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but now, you've..
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Oh, what's that
expression again?
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That's it.
You've jumped the shark.
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That moment when a once-great
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show starts going downhill.
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Give him a taste of your
Bat-shark repellent, old chum.
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I want a new,
more dramatic Batman show.
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Of course,
that's not going to happen
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until this one's canceled.
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Canceled. That's it.
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I'll use my fifth
dimensional powers
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to make the show so bad
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it won't just jump the shark..
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...it'll do a quadruple
spinning back flip over it.
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The network will have
to take it off the air.
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Now, let's see.
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To do that, I'll need
to add a love interest
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give Batman an adorable kid
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replace a favorite character
with a different actor
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and of course,
hire Ted McGinley.
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[chuckles]
This is going to be fun.
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You haven't seen
the last of Grodd, Batman.
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Oh, I have a feeling..
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...we have.
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Diabolical.
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With the contents
of that ocean lab
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Grodd can create a device
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that turns humans into bananas.
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Time to make Batman bad.
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- Question is--
- He he he.
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Daddy. Daddy. Look at me.
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Whee.
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Please, Kiki,
daddy is trying to work.
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(Helen)
Kiki..
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...were you riding your tricycle
through the cave
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again when mommy told
you not to?
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It was an accident.
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And I thought
Joker was a handful.
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Poor Batman.
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[giggles]
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He doesn't even notice
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I'm making his world wacky.
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Looks like
Grodd is making trouble..
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...right here in Gotham City.
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Got to go, sweetheart.
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It's crime time,
and I can't be late.
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Ohh.
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Mmm.
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[laughs]
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And a thousand fan boys
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just threw their TVs
out the window.
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But what next? Hmm.
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I know.
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Fans hate it
when Batman uses gadgets
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the toy company forced
into the show.
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To the Bat-luge.
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Neon talking super street
Bat-luge, activate.
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Ready when you are,
Caped Crusader.
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Get low, and let's go.
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[swoosh]
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[guitar music]
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Who doesn't love
toy company meddling?
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"The Brave And The Bold"
is starting to stink worse
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than Gorilla Grodd's armpits.
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Batman will be off
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the air in no time.
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Cancel "Brave And The Bold?"
Ohh.
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What's he think he's doing?
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Bat-Mite may be
an all-powerful being
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from the fifth dimension,
but he's not a God
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or more importantly,
a network programmer.
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Someone's got to stop him.
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This sounds like a job
for Ambush Bug.
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But first,
a word from our sponsors.
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I sure hope everyone's
hating my changes
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as much as I'm loving them.
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(Bat-luge)
Destination ahead, Batman.
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Thanks, neon talking,
super street, Bat-luge.
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Engage ejection mode.
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Happy landing, Batman.
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Ahh, there you are,
old chum.
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For the next shark jump
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I think I'll recast
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the show's breakout character.
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Sorry, Aquaman's John DiMaggio
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but you're being replaced.
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(male narrator)The role of Aquaman
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will now be voicedby Ted McGinley.
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That evil anthropoid
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is rampaging through Gotham.
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Aquaman, are you okay?
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You seem a little...off.
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I wouldn't know what
you're talking about, old chum.
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[laughs]
Now, the moment of truth.
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Let's see if
the show's prime demographic
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is ready to change
the channel yet.
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Boy, this show really took
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a nosedive this season.
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Want to see what else is on?
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No. Let's keep watching, dad.
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Batman won't let us down.
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He never has before.
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Prepare, Gotham..
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...to suffer the effects
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of my banana beam.
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[zap]
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Apekind, will never
go hungry again.
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Hmm?
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[hooting]
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Destroy them.
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Careful not to slip
on the citizens, Aquaman.
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This calls for action..
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...to the extreme.
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Neon talking, super street,
Bat-luge, activate.
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Let's get low,
and let's go.
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[grunting]
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It's official.
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Worst Batman show ever.
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Ha-ha.
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You have to stop
this, Bat-Mite.
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Ambush Bug?
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You're a pretty obscure hero
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even for this show.
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You do not understand
the forces
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you're playing with, babe.
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Wrong.
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I understand perfectly.
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As viewers at home
turn off Batman's show
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his universe will collapse
bit by bit
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until it's completely gone.
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[gasps]
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And a new, better show
can take its place.
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I'm not gonna let you
do this to Batman.
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He exists for more than
just your personal enjoyment.
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Obstacle ahead.
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Engaging eject mode.
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Careful, citizen.
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You could have been hurt
by my neon talking
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super street Bat-luge.
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Batman, your universe
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is being changed piece by piece.
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And soon, it will be erased
from existence.
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You've gotta fight it.
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Who in Hades are you?
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And what are you
babbling on about?
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You're Ted McGinley.
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Big fan.
Oh, I'm a big fan.
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Let me press your pants.
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Ted McWhoie?
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No. You've got to listen to me.
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One fictional hero to another.
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That's crazy talk.
We're not fictional.
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Yes, you are. Me, too.
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But the difference is
I know I'm not real.
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[zap]
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[screaming]
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Grodd's army is tearing
the city apart.
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Trust me on this one.
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Bat-Mite got bored
with your TV show
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and he's trying
to get it canceled.
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He wants to turn you away
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from everything
that makes you Batman.
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[TVs beeping]
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You hear that?
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That's the sound of millions
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of TV remotes
changing the channel.
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[gasps]
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Look.
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(Ambush)
With each channel change
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more of this reality
is disappearing.
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That means we have
to turn this reality
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back into the one you knew.
270
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:38,634
Yes.
271
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:39,969
The classic
"Brave And The Bold"
272
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,136
with its winning combination
273
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,221
of thrilling adventure
274
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,056
and tongue-in-cheek fun.
275
00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:45,641
And we have to do it quick
276
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,060
before the last viewer
switches channels.
277
00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:50,562
Hey, I'm talking to you.
278
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,523
No, don't do it.
279
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:53,983
This is unwatchable.
280
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,026
What do you say
we check out the game instead?
281
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,736
Yeah, I guess so.
282
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,154
I used to love this show
283
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:00,614
but now..
284
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:09,581
[zap zap]
285
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,087
Think fast, Bug. Got it.
286
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,881
Kids and their dads love
senseless violence.
287
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,386
You'll never bring me down,
Caped Crusader.
288
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,930
[laughing]
289
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,599
- Hit me.
- What?
290
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,226
Just do it.
291
00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:30,352
[grunts]
292
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:33,272
Ah.
293
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,606
Uh. Oh.
294
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:36,775
[laughs]
295
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,360
He got hit in the face.
296
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,078
Again. Right in the kisser.
297
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,290
Ohh.
298
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,750
[groaning]
299
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,173
Ooh. Oh.
300
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,799
Ooh. Ow.
301
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:05,054
[grunts]
302
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,774
Look.
303
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,650
We just bought some time.
304
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,027
I'm sorry, Ambush Bug
305
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,195
but we need to stop Grodd
306
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,864
and his banana-fueled bedlam.
307
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,825
Ohh.
308
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,160
(Bat-Mite)
How sad.
309
00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:30,454
Your debut episode, Bug..
310
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,956
...and the show
is getting exterminated.
311
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,875
We'll see about that.
312
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,339
Hey there, fellow hero.
313
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,632
Mind if I borrow you
314
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,509
neon talking,
super street, Bat-luge?
315
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,011
Actually, I'd rather not..
316
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,057
[all grunting]
317
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,392
Ah.
318
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:56,897
[voice breaking]
Get low and let's go..
319
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:02,569
You know, this means war.
320
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,239
[grunts]
321
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,907
Let's see how you like
the Dark Knight
322
00:15:07,116 --> 00:15:08,075
in another one of those
323
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,828
hideous variant Batman costumes
324
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,038
you only find on store shelves.
325
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,419
(male #1)
Alpine ice climber Batman?
326
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,545
How could you?
327
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,463
And that's just the beginning.
328
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:30,180
Anyone remember
Cousin Oliver?
329
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,515
[zap]
330
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,934
He may be ridiculous
331
00:15:34,143 --> 00:15:35,144
but you of all people
should know
332
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,645
that Ace the Bat-hound
333
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,772
is an accepted part
of the Batman universe.
334
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,607
I wasn't referring to Ace.
335
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:44,236
I was referring
to his new nephew, Punchichi.
336
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:45,320
Lemme at 'em.
337
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,947
Lemme at 'em, Uncle Ace.
338
00:15:47,156 --> 00:15:49,616
I can take Gorilla Grodd
any day.
339
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,452
You fiend.
340
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:55,456
And now, time for
the ultimate shark jump, moving.
341
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,332
Say goodbye to Gotham City.
342
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,545
'Cause the Dark Knight
is relocating
343
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,214
to sunny Malibu, California.
344
00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:05,299
[seagulls cawing]
345
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,635
[grunting]
346
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:09,720
Whoa.
347
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:19,146
Power to the puppies.
348
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,484
And just to seal the deal
349
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,360
I'll give Batman
the one thing
350
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,070
he would never have.
351
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,659
I'd say my work here is done.
352
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:33,744
See ya.
353
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,330
[gunshots]
354
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,209
[growls]
355
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,088
Batman, you have
to listen to me.
356
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,340
This isn't you.
357
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,883
Bat-Mite is pushing you away
358
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,927
from who you really are.
359
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,261
Go away.
360
00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,014
I give up.
361
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:55,224
How am I gonna convince you
362
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,683
of what's real or not
363
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:57,851
when you don't even know
364
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,603
you'd never use a gun?
365
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,272
You're right.
366
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:04,399
But if none of this is real..
367
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:05,526
...what's the point?
368
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,110
Here's the thing, Batman.
369
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,904
There's a lot of people
out there.
370
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,489
People who believe in you.
371
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,865
Real or not
372
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,284
what you do
in here matters.
373
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,873
[panting]
374
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,375
Huh?
375
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,834
This isn't my home.
376
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,802
Does this mean
we'll be able to save the show?
377
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,470
The important thing, Aquaman
378
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,180
is that we saved the day.
379
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,932
That's our job.
380
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,850
But if this is going
to be the end
381
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,271
let's give everyone
one last thing to remember.
382
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,398
That petulant primate's
poisonous ploy
383
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:45,899
must be prevented.
384
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:48,652
[bam]
385
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,905
[bam]
386
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,117
[bam]
387
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,537
[grunts]
388
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,373
[grunts]
389
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,086
- Ah.
- Uh.
390
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,007
Everything's back to normal.
391
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,384
I still can't believe it.
392
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:15,137
I'm talking
to the real Ted McGinley.
393
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,807
I'm sorry,
but who's this McGinley chap
394
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,018
you clearly have me
confused with?
395
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,061
Only one of the finest
comedic actors
396
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,146
of our generation.
397
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,899
Wow. Thanks.
398
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,444
Sometimes, I think
people only associate me
399
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,488
with the whole,
jump the shark thing.
400
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,324
You know, "Married With
Children" was on the air
401
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,951
seven years after I came on..
402
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,244
...just so you know.
403
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:42,039
Uh-huh. Tricked you
into breaking character.
404
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,124
Wha.. Outrage..
405
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,584
You know what?
406
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,586
I don't really get
this show anyway.
407
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:48,712
I'm out of here.
408
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:54,009
Outrageous.
409
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,595
Now, everything's back
to normal.
410
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,347
Let's just hope
it wasn't too late.
411
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,393
Eh, it got a little better
toward the end.
412
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,228
But let's not kid
ourselves, Tucker.
413
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:06,938
It's seen better days.
414
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,190
It's time you and Jelenic gave
415
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,317
this take on Batman a rest.
416
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,818
Think about a new one.
417
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,195
Something more dramatic
418
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,906
like that episode,
"Chilly, Chilly Night?"
419
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:16,990
[beeps]
420
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,077
Yes. I did it.
421
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,579
A darker Batman series
is on the way.
422
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:23,872
Now I need to make room
423
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:25,499
for all the great
new Batman swag
424
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:26,625
I'll be collecting.
425
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,006
The Gibbles
from the very first episode.
426
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,966
They were so cute.
427
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,469
See ya.
428
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:39,596
Ah, "The Music Meister."
429
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:42,599
I still can't get those songs
out of my head.
430
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,476
Maybe this will help.
431
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:45,519
[thud]
432
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,104
You know, for a lighter Batman
433
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,773
there were actually
a few pretty good episodes.
434
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:53,360
Huh. I might actually
end up missing this show.
435
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,946
(man on TV)
Coming this fall
to Cartoon Network..
436
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:59,533
The promo for the new Batman
show is already here.
437
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,867
It's a Caped Crusader
438
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,662
like you've never seen before.
439
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,038
[boom]
440
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,627
(Bat-Mite)
Awesome-sauce.
441
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:13,797
They went CGI. Ohh.
442
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,633
And here comes Batman.
443
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,218
(man on TV)
And this time..
444
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,053
...he's a girl.
445
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,851
Yes, it's the all-new
"Batgirl Show."
446
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,354
Batgirl?
447
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:30,689
(Bat-Mite)
It's her show?
448
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,862
But I want
the moody loner Batman.
449
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,156
(man on TV)
And this time,
she's brought a friend.
450
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,414
Well, it's not a total fail.
451
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,374
At least I'll finally get
the realistic
452
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,001
super dramatic, storytelling
453
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,586
I've been wanting.
454
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,713
Ah, not so fast, babe.
455
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,215
You forgot you're a
fictional character, too.
456
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,301
Yeah, and?
457
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:00,761
[gasps]
458
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,262
Wait. You mean--
459
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:03,680
Afraid so.
460
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:05,015
See, there's no room
461
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,433
for a silly character
like Bat-Mite
462
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,101
in a dark show like this.
463
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,520
You didn't just end
"The Brave And The Bold."
464
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,355
You ended yourself, too.
465
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,399
Adios, partner.
466
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:15,484
No.
467
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,027
It can't end this way.
468
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,361
It can't.
469
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,948
Eh. I guess it can.
470
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,617
That's all, folks.
471
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:32,626
[indistinct chatter]
472
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,670
[piano music]
473
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,720
Wasn't expecting this many.
474
00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:44,763
I put the word out.
475
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,389
Cocktail Weenie?
476
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:56,775
Ow.
477
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:12,582
So...this is really it?
478
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,918
Yeah, looks like.
479
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,671
At least you can say
you had a good run.
480
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:19,548
A great run.
481
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,633
And until we meet again,
boys and girls
482
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:23,218
know that wherever evil lurks
483
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,595
in all its myriad forms..
484
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:26,638
...I'll be there
485
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,014
with the hammers of justice
486
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:29,683
to fight for decency
487
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,560
and defend the innocent.
488
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,104
Goodnight.
489
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,236
[theme music]
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