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[laughing]
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Where there's smoke,
there's fire, Batsy.
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What diabolical devilry
have you devised, Joker?
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I'll give you a hint.
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I'm about to rake you
over the coals.
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(Joker)
You see,
while you roast..
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...we roast you.
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Live from an abandoned warehouse
in Gotham City
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it's the Joker's Superhero
Celebrity Roast.
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[applause]
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(Joker)
Tonight's star-studded
spectacular
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brings some of the greatest
arch villains together
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to dishonor our least
favorite hero..
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...Batman.
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Let's get things started
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with everyone's favorite
chunky monkey, Gorilla Grodd.
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Uh, ah.
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It's sure great to be
at a roast for Batman.
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I call dibs on his thigh.
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Heh heh heh.
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Heh heh heh.
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[laughing]
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Mr. Freeze at a roast,
who would have thawed it?
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[laughing]
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Of all the heroes out there..
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...I only have ice for you,
Batman.
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[all groaning]
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Oh, no puns.
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[mumbling]
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Ha ha ha.
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[mumbling]
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You're dropping more bombs
than the Bat-plane did
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on my last hideout, Grundy.
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Let's bring in the ringer.
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[dramatic music]
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And now, abducted straight
from his show at Miros Palace
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please welcome Jeffrey Ross.
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Ha ha ha!
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Uh, sorry, Batman.
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I only roast
the ones I love.
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And 'cause they're holding
a gun to me.
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[laughing]
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Understood, citizen.
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Knock him dead, kiddo,
or else..
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I must say I'm flattered
that of all the comedians
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you chose me, Joker.
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Don't be,
Groucho was unavailable.
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Oh, that is cold.
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[laughing]
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Anyway, great to be here
in Gotham city
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home of Batman and Robin.
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What an un-dynamic duo
those two are.
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Am I right, villains?
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And, Batman,
I just want to know
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who put you in charge
of Robin's adult supervision?
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I mean, I'd be worried
about letting him
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walk to school alone and you
have him disarming bombs.
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[laughing]
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
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[laughing]
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Yo, Batman, was everyone else
over the age of ten busy?
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(Jeffrey)
You must call him
the Boy Wonder
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'cause you can't believe
he's still alive.
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That's right, Ross,
keep them laughing.
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Yo, Batman, what's up
with that utility belt?
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Are you here to fight crime
or remodel my bathroom?
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[laughing]
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I mean, does it
hold up your underwear?
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'Cause, you know,
after kindergarten
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most of us figured out that
the undies go inside your pants.
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[laughing]
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But I guess this way you don't
have to change your underwear
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every time you see
Bane comin' for you, huh?
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[laughing]
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[click]
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[laughing]
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(Batman)
Sorry to interrupt,
Mr. Ross.
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But I've got a few punch lines
of my own I'd like to try out.
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Batman...free?
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Vamoose!
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[clamoring]
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Penguin, they should
call you "The Nail"
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because you're always
getting pounded
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by the hammers
of justice.
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[wham]
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I'd try not to hit
your good side, two-face
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but you don't have one.
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[wham]
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Riddler, the answer
to all your riddles is this.
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[wham]
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[dramatic music]
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(Jeffrey)
Hey, where do you think
you're goin'?
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You've done a lot
of terrible things, Joker.
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But your real crime
is against comedy.
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[wham]
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[grunting]
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Appreciate the assist.
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You know, this superhero stuff
isn't so hard.
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Think I might give it a try.
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Stick to comedy, Jeff.
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[theme music]
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[dramatic music]
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(male #1)
A little higher
to the left, Captain Marvel.
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Why, Martian Manhunter, you look
as nervous as a hermit crab.
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Nonsense.
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It's just important
that we make a good impression.
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Having a mixer
was a great idea.
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Who cares what a bunch
of fossils have to say?
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Are you kidding?
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Uh, uh, the justice society
of America are legends.
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Just think of all the wisdom
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they can pass down
from their years of--
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Boring!
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[beep beep beep]
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Oh, look.
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The teleporter
is activating.
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[beep beep beep]
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Impossible, they're not due to
arrive for another 20 minutes.
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And Batman isn't here.
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This whole thing was his idea.
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Relax, my friend,
just go with the flow.
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And no more cookies.
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You know what
they do to you.
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[instrumental music]
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Gentlemen,
I'm J'onn J'onzz.
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Welcome to Justice League
International headquarters.
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Justice League International?
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You said it was
the other Justice League.
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The good one.
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I must have read
the invitation wrong.
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Does that mean Superman
won't be here?
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Superman's the only
reason I came.
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Well, please
make yourselves at home.
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These sure are
fancy digs, Martian
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but what good are you
floatin' around in space?
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Last time I checked
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you can't stop bank robbers
from up here.
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You got that right.
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[laughing]
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Ha ha! Yes.
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Well, uh,
come, my friends.
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Plenty of refreshments
right this way.
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Say, kid, where's
the John in this joint?
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Down the hall,
on the left.
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Batman, where are you?
Everyone is here.
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Sorry, J'onn,
running a little late.
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(J'onn)
Hurry, things are not
getting off to a good start.
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I can't talk now, skiing ninjas
with lasers, Batman out.
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[rata-ta-ta-tat]
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[rata-ta-ta-tat]
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[rata-ta-ta-tat]
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[zing]
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[clink]
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Uhh!
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Yah!
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Huh!
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[boom]
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[grunting]
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[swoosh]
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No one's talking
to each other.
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Ice, why don't you
try mingling?
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But I don't have to go
to the bathroom.
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The shrimp's too spicy
and the chicken is dry.
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Ma Hunkel would never have
put out such a shabby spread.
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And such small portions, too.
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Uh, I think we're
almost out of food.
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Already?
How can that be?
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I based my calculations
on an average
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of four glasses
of punch per person
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one serving of crudite,
two servings of hors d'oeuvres.
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There should have been
more than enough.
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(male #2)
These hors d'oeuvres
are outrageous.
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- They are for the guests.
- Hmm?
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And you are not a guest.
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Don't you understand?
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There's nothing worse
than running out of food
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at a party, nothing.
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You think you could
turn up the heat, chief?
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It's colder than a polar bear's
toenails in here.
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Except for that.
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[swoosh]
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[dramatic music]
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Uhh! Ahh.
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- Ahh!
- Uhh!
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Huh?
186
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,765
So that's the original
Green Lantern?
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00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:19,018
His costume designer
must have been color blind.
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The only thing we can learn
from these geezers
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is how to add more fiber
to our diets.
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They do smell nice, though.
191
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Like moth balls
and menthol rub.
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Wildcat, I just, I can't believe
I'm actually meeting you.
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My grandpa used
to tell me stories
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about you guys
all the time.
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Grandpa?
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So I told the prime minister,
"Call off your submarines
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or I'll summon a pod
of humpback whales to--"
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Hold that thought,
I gotta see a man about a horse.
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So, Spectre,
old chum
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did I ever tell you
about the time I...
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[growl]
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Never mind.
203
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:03,896
Where are you going?
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00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:07,149
Bug boy here's giving us a tour
of this tin can
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y'all call a headquarters.
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00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:13,656
That is not going to end well.
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00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:16,367
[grunting]
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00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:20,830
You've had quite
an exhausting night, detective.
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00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,749
I hope you found
your little nap refreshing.
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00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:26,836
I never get tired of foiling
your twisted schemes, Ra's.
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00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,463
I'd hardly call restoring
ecological balance
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00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,216
to the earth a twisted scheme.
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00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,177
But to each
his own, detective.
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00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:38,139
Soon I shall fire
a fusion rocket into the sun.
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00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:41,684
The resultant solar flares
will melt all ice on the planet
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in a matter of days,
flooding the continents.
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00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:47,648
[clank]
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00:10:47,857 --> 00:10:50,693
[dramatic music]
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00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,115
Farewell, detective.
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00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:01,912
[growl]
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00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,765
Hello...Guy, is it?
222
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,976
Hal Jordan's told me
a lot about you.
223
00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:25,227
Keeping out of trouble?
224
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:27,563
Not if I can help it,
old timer.
225
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,732
In my day, there wasn't
time for social events
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00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,400
when we were on active duty.
227
00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:34,153
But with a Green Lantern
like Hal keeping Earth safe
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00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,905
you don't have to worry
about that, do you?
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00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,239
What's that supposed to mean?
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00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:39,867
Ooh! J'onn said there's
gonna be pie later.
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00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,244
I love pie, don't you?
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00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,585
[yawns]
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00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,754
Yeech.
Ptoo!
234
00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:57,092
Would you mind looming
somewhere else, please?
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00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,471
Batman, do you read me?
Why doesn't he answer?
236
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,849
If you're relying on Batman
to be the life of the party.
237
00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:06,936
I'm afraid you're whistling
the wrong tune.
238
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:09,730
That's it! Music!
239
00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,523
How could I have
forgotten music?
240
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,234
Never fear, old chum.
241
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:17,613
If music is what you need,
I've got just the thing.
242
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,741
Excuse me,
excuse me, everyone.
243
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,701
I thought I'd entertain you
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00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,955
with a rendition
of an Atlantian spiritual.
245
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,456
Perhaps you've heard of it
246
00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:29,875
"Nearer Our Fins To Thee."
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00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:33,337
It goes a little
something like this.
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00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,798
[groaning]
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00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,556
By H'ronomeer,
I need a cookie.
250
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,850
[groaning]
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00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,395
[growl]
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00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:53,482
[wham]
253
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,860
[whirr whirr]
254
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,991
Talia, why did you save,
umm..
255
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,537
I see.
256
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,833
Um, thanks.
257
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,003
This place is huge.
258
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,588
Definitely bigger than
our old Brownstone headquarters
259
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,924
in civic city, eh, Wildcat?
260
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,135
Humph! Hunk of junk!
261
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,177
[sniff sniff sniff]
262
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:23,637
What's that smell?
263
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,973
Oh! Uh! Heh!
That's my cabin.
264
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,016
[whirr whirr]
265
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,976
What in the Sam Hill?
266
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,105
Yeah, I gu..
I guess it's a little messy.
267
00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:36,317
A little messy?
This is a disgrace, son!
268
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,277
I can't even see the floor.
269
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,655
Is that a pile of garbage
or your bunk?
270
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:45,409
I should be able to bounce
a quarter off that mattress.
271
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,369
Why would you want to?
272
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,413
I need air!
273
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,294
It's a movie title.
274
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,921
One word.
275
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,968
- Bites, masticates.
- Biting. Uh, uh.
276
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,095
[indistinct chatter]
277
00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:10,559
Oh, come now,
you're not even trying.
278
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,354
Where are you going?
279
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,772
Can't you see
we're in the middle
280
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,607
of the greatest game
of charades ever?
281
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,734
Uh, nature calls.
282
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,987
Mandible?
283
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,948
You were supposed to be one of
the most powerful lanterns ever
284
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,785
but your ring
is vulnerable to wood?
285
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,829
So what happens if a guy comes
at you with a pointy stick?
286
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,874
Same thing that happens to you
if he paints it yellow.
287
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,876
Was that some kind of crack,
old man?
288
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,586
(Alan Scott)
If the ring fits, Gardner.
289
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:42,132
Unh!
290
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,676
Batman to Watchtower.
Batman to Watchtower.
291
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,471
Come in, Watchtower,
this is an emergency.
292
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:48,847
Please respond.
293
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:51,975
Great.
294
00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:56,480
I think now would be
a good time for pie.
295
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,566
Oh, no, the pies!
296
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,318
I left them in the oven!
297
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:02,986
Ice, stall for time!
298
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,197
Mind your own business, Gramps!
299
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:08,242
Hey, let's all share a story.
I'll start.
300
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,995
I'll call this tale "please stop
fighting, it's getting awkward."
301
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,206
It is my business, Gardner.
302
00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,208
No wonder this new league
is such a mess
303
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,502
if you're the caliber of hero
they've sunk to using.
304
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,837
(all)
Mm-hmm.
305
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,506
Hey, I'm proud to be
on this team.
306
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,216
You'd be proud
if you could figure out
307
00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,093
how to work a vacuum cleaner.
308
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,513
Easy, there.
JLI may do things our own way
309
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,181
but we get the job done.
310
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,142
You know,
the other league didn't have
311
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,852
to do things their own way.
312
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,104
I guess this new generation
just doesn't mind
313
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,856
embarrassing themselves.
314
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,566
Yeah, well,
I'd put our guys up
315
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,152
against your so-called
mystery men any day.
316
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,363
The mystery is how you geezers
managed to make it this far.
317
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:50,451
This party might not be
out of punch after all.
318
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:53,120
What can you expect
from a back-up lantern
319
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,539
with a bad attitude
and a cheap haircut?
320
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,666
It's go time, old man.
321
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:02,504
Now, friends, that's no way
for heroes to behave.
322
00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:05,632
[grunting]
323
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,635
Sufferin' swordfish! Aah!
324
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,972
[dramatic music]
325
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,851
[thwack]
326
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,813
[grunting]
327
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,279
[beep beep beep]
328
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,577
I have a little surprise.
329
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,954
Who wants pie?
Huh?
330
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,874
[all grunting]
331
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:46,965
Holy moley!
332
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,343
Hey, Wildcat!
333
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,136
[grunting]
334
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,099
[dramatic music]
335
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:07,152
[indistinct chatter]
336
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,696
[growl]
337
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:13,033
[beep beep beep]
338
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,959
[grunting]
339
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:27,422
Your ingenuity never ceases
to amaze me, detective.
340
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,676
But in this case,
I know you had assistance.
341
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:37,474
Sadly, you'll be dead
before the sun incinerates you.
342
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,519
[boom]
343
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,272
[groaning]
344
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:49,069
So, uh, who gets to make
the big entrance quip?
345
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,863
After you, sir.
Age before beauty.
346
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,448
Well, thanks, Fish Face.
347
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:54,866
Alright, punks,
the party is over.
348
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,493
That's right!
349
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:59,413
Your ecological incursion ends
here, Ra's Al Ghul!
350
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,540
Ha ha! Hyah!
351
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,875
You're too late, heroes!
352
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,877
[buzz]
353
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,714
[swoosh]
354
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,424
[grunting]
355
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,094
[intense music]
356
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,390
- I've got it!
- I've got it!
357
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,976
[dramatic music]
358
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,064
[grunting]
359
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,111
[boom]
360
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:35,073
[intense music]
361
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:44,124
[grunting]
362
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,382
Lights out, creep.
363
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:54,760
That's the right prescription,
Doctor.
364
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,386
[grunting]
365
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,519
Let's go a couple of rounds,
big boy.
366
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,773
Uh, I've had heavy bags that hit
back harder than you do.
367
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,942
[dramatic music]
368
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,362
[grunting]
369
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:20,869
[growl]
370
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:22,621
[grunting]
371
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,418
Eat this, squid face.
372
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,213
[growl]
373
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:34,132
[beep beep beep]
374
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,430
Squid Face, ho!
375
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,391
[grunting]
376
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:47,020
[intense music]
377
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:52,818
I'll free Batman,
you smash that rocket.
378
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,903
You read my mind.
379
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,197
[dramatic music]
380
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,575
[buzz buzz buzz]
381
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:09,710
[swoosh]
382
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:10,836
[boom]
383
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,007
[whoosh]
384
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,514
(Ra's)
Face me, detective.
385
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:27,310
[grunting]
386
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,025
[boom]
387
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,903
[dramatic music]
388
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:41,241
Why won't you
just perish already?
389
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,660
[zing]
390
00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,120
[clank]
391
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,582
[grunting]
392
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,459
This time,
I shall watch the life
393
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,794
fade from
your eyes, detective.
394
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,338
You should have been
watching my hands.
395
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,340
[dramatic music]
396
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,387
[boom]
397
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:03,930
No!
398
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,225
[intense music]
399
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,145
Aah!
400
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,359
[instrumental music]
401
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:28,789
The way you fight, kid
402
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,792
I almost don't mind
you sleeping in a pig sty.
403
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,419
I suppose we owe you
an apology.
404
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,797
We haven't been
very good guests.
405
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,131
That's for sure.
406
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,801
You see,
we thought this new league
407
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:43,553
had dismissed our ways
of doing things
408
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:44,846
forgotten our traditions.
409
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,640
Are you kidding?
410
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,893
You guys didn't just do the
superhero group thing first
411
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,228
you did it the best!
412
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,438
We saw a lot of us
in you out there.
413
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:58,401
It's nice to know the spirit
of the JSA is alive and well.
414
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,153
I see I missed
quite the party.
415
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,240
Yes, my little soiree was
just the thing they needed.
416
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:07,327
It seems different generations
can bond over a common desire.
417
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:09,996
- Justice?
- Pie.
418
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,964
[theme music]
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