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We, the Imperial Tiger Army,
swear our allegiance
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to our most holy deity.
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Oh, holy deity.
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Oh, holy deity.
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Oh, holy deity.
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Behold, ICBM, the beginning
and end of all things!
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(Kamandi)
The end of all
things is right.
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Tuftan, your deity's
an Omega Warhead.
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And if we don't act quickly,
Misfit will soon control it.
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Kamandi, you dare blaspheme
our sacred ritual?
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(Misfit)
The last boy on Earth
speaks the truth.
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It is the ultimate weapon.
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And with it, the Misfit will
rule what's left of Earth.
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Servitechs, attack!
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[roaring]
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Whoa!
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Hyah!
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Ah!
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Mine.
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All mine.
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Hyah!
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Kamandi, we can't let him
desecrate the altar!
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Yah! Believe me, Tuftan,
that's the least of our worries.
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Hyah!
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It's over.
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I know you control the
Servitechs by mind control.
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Make them stop fighting, now!
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Huh?
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[thud]
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[gasps]
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Can it be?
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An old friend from the 21st
century to lend a hand?
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Ah.
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Ah, Joker.
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So you got my distress
signal after all.
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You know me, always happy
to lend a normal-sized hand.
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Argh..
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Attack him, my legions!
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Argh!
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Peanuts, anyone?
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- Ugh.
- Oh, I forgot.
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You're not supposed to feed
the animals, are you? Ha ha..
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Alright, Joker.
Let's take out the trash.
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[wham]
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[hiss]
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[wham]
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Argh.
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Thanks to you, Joker, the Misfit
now controls Tiger City..
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...and with it,
the Omega Warhead.
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Ooh, what does this one do?
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No!
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[boom]
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[theme music]
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At last...I'll have to thank
the Atlantian Science Society
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for their contribution
to my little experiment.
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The observo-meter is
geometrically leap forward
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in the science of surveillance,
and it's all mine.
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Huh!
Argh.
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Your soliloquy of selflessness
is over, caped conniver.
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Fisherman, you're a fool
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if you think you can
stop my master plan.
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We'll see about that.
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Yah!
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I'm going to turn you
into a filet-o-fisherman.
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(Joker)
How delicious!
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Absolutely delicious.
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But knowing you, Bats, you'd
probably just throw him back.
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Joker.
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Ha ha.
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[boom]
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I could have taken
care of Batman myself..
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...you pasty-faced fool.
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Sure you could.
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Save the fish tales.
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We need to find out
what Batman is up to.
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I'm betting something to make
our lives a bit more miserable.
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(Batman)
Make that a lot
more miserable, Fisherman.
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- Argh.
- Argh.
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Clownfish in his natural
habitat...a net.
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You two can keep
each other company
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until the
Atlantian Police arrive.
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You got to get
me out of here.
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This is my third strike!
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[grunting]
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Hold your seahorses.
I've got this.
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Sorry we can't stay
for the party, boys.
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But we did bring
our own balloons.
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[boom]
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Looks like Batman's
the fish that got away.
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And I have a sinking feeling
this is only the beginning
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of his dynamic deviltry.
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Hey, it's him.
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Humph!
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Losers.
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A John Wilkes Booth
on the rocks.
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You're building something, Bats.
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And it's up to me to find
out what it is and stop you.
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[sobbing]
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Ohh!
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Oh, look at him,
the conquering hero.
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He gets a parade.
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And we get hard time on the
rock pile in the state pen!
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No one said the life
of a super criminal
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was going to
be easy, old man.
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Well, I wish
I'd have known.
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I wouldn't have become a
villain in the first place.
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Come on, Gramps.
Lighten up.
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Hold the trolley.
I know those crocodile tears.
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You're The Weeper!
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You used to be big.
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The greatest villain
of all time.
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I...I could have been.
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Oh, once, perhaps.
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But now,
I'm just a bum!
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Pshaw!
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You invented super criminal
shtick as we know it!
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They called you
the Crying Crime King.
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The first villain to
use a signature motif
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in all your
crimes...ha ha ha..
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Sheer genius!
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Why, I even modeled
myself after you.
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I just went in another
direction, of course.
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Whatever happened to you?
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I had a chance to commit
the crime of the century.
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And I let it slip
through my fingers!
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Farewell, Gotham City.
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Your tragic end is nigh.
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[boom]
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Your dreams of despair
ended now, Weeper.
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[clang clang]
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[thud]
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Don't do it!
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Thousands of innocent
lives will be lost.
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Thousands?
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[thud]
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Weeper, you just don't have
the moxie to stand up against
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the ballistic
force of justice.
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I could have destroyed anentire city that night.
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But I hesitated.
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And for that, I've
spent the next 30 years
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serving hard time, Joker!
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- Joker?
- Ha ha ha..
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Oh! Oh, you silly cat.
I love lasagna, too!
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Ha ha ha..
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I'm sorry.
You were saying?
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It doesn't matter, anyway.
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My days in the
limelight are over.
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Not without one
last fling, they're not.
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The fates brought us
together for a reason, Weepy.
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Picture it..
The Mountebank of Mirth
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teams up with the
Duke of Downers!
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Ha ha ha..
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Gotham won't know
what hit it!
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What do you say?
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It's not like the
old days, Joker.
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Why, back then, evil
fueled my mewling.
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Now, I only shed
bitter tears of regret.
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(male reporter #1)
We interrupt this broadcast
for breaking news.
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Gotham city's own duly deputized
champion of law and order..
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...Batman,
has an announcement.
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[clamoring]
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I have 2 announcements.
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One is for the good
citizens of Gotham City.
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You have been at the mercy
of cowardly and superstitious
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criminals for too long.
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- Superstitious?
- Superstitious?
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Thanks to the efforts
of law-abiding scientist
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all over the world.
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Once I install
the remaining components..
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...those days
are over forever.
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I give you The Bat-probe.
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The ultimate weapon
in crime prevention.
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This device will detect every
crime as it is happening
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and summon the
police, or me
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immediately
to dispense justice.
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No.
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That...that's not fair.
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My second message is for the
criminal scum of Gotham City.
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I'll be seeing you punks.
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Batman's gone too far.
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I'm in.
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One last caper, partner.
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Well, I'm not sure
I'm up to this anymore.
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My tyrannical tears of terror
are now but a...a trickle.
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Nonsense!
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By the time I'm through
with you, they'll be
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a monsoon of misery.
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We'll start off
small and work up.
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[alarm ringing]
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Let's start a little smaller.
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[grunting]
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Ma'am..
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Maybe we should
manage our expectations.
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Bravo!
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Like taking candy from a baby!
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You're ready for Batman.
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A hideout right across
the street from Star Labs!
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What is this place, Weepy?
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I bought it with what
I scraped together from making
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license plates in
prison for 30 years.
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My big plan was
to bring smiles
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to the faces of
snot-nosed tots.
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While bleeding
their parents dry.
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Oh, Weepy, you're capable
of so much worse.
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[car revving]
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Ha!
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Your hunch about Star Labs
helping Bats was dead on.
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Your comeback begins now.
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Now, just relax.
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Crime's like
riding a unicycle.
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You never forget how.
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Hey, boys.
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Stop me if you've heard
this one before. Ha ha ha..
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This is your cue!
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Sparkle, Weepy, sparkle!
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Ugh!
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Into each life
a little rain may fall.
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[sobbing]
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[hysterical laughing]
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See, Weepy?
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- You still got it!
- You're right!
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I feel woefully alive for
the first time in years!
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[thud]
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Now let's crush that
dark knight despot.
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The advanced technology
contained in this bio-magnetic
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sensor will enable the Bat-probe
to detect all malevolent intent
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within the Gotham City limits.
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Looks like we're
outnumbered, old chum.
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Sadly so.
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But we have the element
of surprise on our side.
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With this final component
installed, no black-hearted
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bottom feeder will escape
the cold, unblinking
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glare of justice.
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[Weepy sobbing]
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What happened to surprise?
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I'm sorry!
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[boom]
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Joker, you murderous mountebank,
couldn't wait for the Bat-probe
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to set its sights on you, eh?
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You know me, Batsy.
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I like to come early
and avoid the rush.
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He has me in his
famous trick streamers.
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[thud]
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Mortimer Gloom,
a.k.a. The Weeper.
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You'll be wailing behind prison
walls when I'm done with you.
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Perhaps, Batman, but today, it's
your turn to cry me a river.
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- Uh!
- Argh.
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Way to go, Weepy!
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Uh-oh..
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[wham]
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[yelling]
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[thud]
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Bats, this obsessive
little project of yours
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has clearly
left you unhinged.
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I like it!
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See how you like this, Joker!
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I won't let you oppress
our people any further..
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...you caped killjoy.
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[clang]
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This time, the only tears
will be at your funeral.
261
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,597
Just what I thought.
262
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,892
Read your file, Weeper.
263
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,688
Still not evil enough to
get the job done, are you?
264
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,648
Never were,
never will be.
265
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:40,899
[thud]
266
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,234
Buck up, Weeps.
267
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,153
I got enough evil
for both of us.
268
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,571
[boom]
269
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,030
[thud]
270
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,575
[beeping]
271
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,244
[boom]
272
00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:58,125
Justice always has a way
of evening the odds, scum.
273
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,837
[boom boom boom]
274
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,510
- Ah.
- Ah!
275
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,482
[vroom]
276
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:28,780
Ah!
You're taking it well.
277
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,033
No tears.
278
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,243
I'm beyond tears, Joker.
279
00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,871
The one time when this city
really needed a villain..
280
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,748
...and I failed.
281
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,416
Batman's right.
282
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:43,170
I'm not evil enough.
283
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:46,840
From a man who should
know, that's crazy talk.
284
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,009
I need you, Weeper.
285
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:51,303
I can't help you.
286
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,347
I'm sorry.
287
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,361
The ultimate weapon
against the underworld.
288
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,029
No crime will go unpunished.
289
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:11,073
And no criminal will go free.
290
00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:17,412
Well, maybe it's
not gonna work.
291
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,081
[beeping]
292
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,832
[sirens blaring]
293
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,095
[siren wailing]
294
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:47,526
Ah!
295
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,236
[thud thud thud]
296
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,291
Yah!
297
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,054
[siren wailing]
298
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,914
What a revolting
development this is.
299
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:52,215
[gasps]
300
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,227
[whimpering]
301
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,432
Ah, a welcome wagon.
302
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,687
Ah!
Ha!
303
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,650
[wham wham]
304
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,697
[sobbing]
305
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,746
Weeps?
306
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,665
Someone's got to
make the world safe
307
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,334
for the
criminals of tomorrow.
308
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,253
Weepy!
309
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,587
Come on, partner.
310
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,132
Time to make the bat eat crow.
311
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,221
[clang whoosh]
312
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,810
I knew you'd show up
sooner or later, Joker.
313
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:28,186
You're a fool
to face me.
314
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:31,773
En garde!
315
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:37,863
Argh!
316
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,035
Looks like you need
some new material, Joker.
317
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,706
You're too old for
this game, Weeper.
318
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,333
Oh, you're never too old..
319
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,668
...for evil.
320
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,301
Hyah!
321
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,344
One last chance, old man.
322
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,638
Give yourself up.
It's hopeless.
323
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,766
Not this time.
324
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,476
[coughing]
325
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,063
[rizz rizz rizz]
326
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,571
How the mighty have fallen
in the midst of battle.
327
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,907
Oh, I pity thee, Batman.
328
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,950
(Joker)
Bravo. Bravo!
329
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:26,703
I knew you had it
in you, old timer.
330
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,956
The tragedy is that all
these years, I didn't believe
331
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:33,251
I could prevail, until
you came along, Joker.
332
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,838
It's a shame,
I must do you in now.
333
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,801
Weepy, what are
you talking about?
334
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:43,094
There can only be one
king of crime in Gotham
335
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,222
and that must be me.
336
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,519
Not in this lifetime, Weeper.
337
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,354
[wham]
338
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,106
[wham]
339
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,609
[wham]
340
00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:59,277
- Oh!
- Ah!
341
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,328
You saved me.
342
00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:11,540
- You're welcome.
- No, you fool!
343
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:15,043
The Weeper was about to
claim his true destiny.
344
00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:17,796
You robbed me
of my greatest prank!
345
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:19,881
[sobbing]
346
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,132
Joker?
347
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,717
Crying?
348
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,762
Now, that's funny!
Ha ha ha..
349
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:41,027
[theme music]
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