Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,507 --> 00:00:07,383
[instrumental music]
2
00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:23,191
[dramatic music]
3
00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:27,195
Hear me, loyal subjects.
4
00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:30,406
Your Pharaoh demands
that you open the vault
5
00:00:30,615 --> 00:00:32,992
and bring me
the treasure within!
6
00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,078
[groaning]
7
00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:37,997
Hold it right there!
8
00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,290
Ahh!
9
00:00:39,499 --> 00:00:40,750
[zap zap]
10
00:00:44,337 --> 00:00:46,506
Now obey me
11
00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,592
or join those fools
in the thrall of Anubis!
12
00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:52,804
[groaning]
13
00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,307
[dramatic music]
14
00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,853
A bank heist! What a scoop!
15
00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,689
[whoosh]
16
00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,193
Ah, ah, ah!
17
00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,656
(Vicky)
It's Batman and Robin
18
00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:14,117
but why are they wearing
those mummy costumes?
19
00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:16,703
Ah-h, the Dynamic Duo!
20
00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,997
How I have longed
to make you my servants
21
00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:20,957
and you already look the part.
22
00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:23,126
Feel the wrath of Osiris!
23
00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:24,460
Ha!
24
00:01:27,672 --> 00:01:30,550
By the power of Horus,
it's not possible!
25
00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,010
Sorry, Pharaoh.
26
00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,720
Our wrappings are coated
in buttermilk
27
00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:35,763
the one thing
that repels Pharaoh rays.
28
00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,225
[groaning]
29
00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:45,148
[air hissing]
30
00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,358
[whoosh whoosh]
31
00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:50,695
[camera shutter clicks]
32
00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:59,287
Curse you, Caped Crusaders!
33
00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:00,747
[grunting]
34
00:02:15,261 --> 00:02:16,346
[camera shutter clicks]
35
00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:20,141
- Good job, Batman.
- You too, Robin.
36
00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:22,477
I'd say this case
is all wrapped up.
37
00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:25,730
[camera shutter clicks]
38
00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:31,069
[theme music]
39
00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:01,015
[instrumental music]
40
00:03:05,103 --> 00:03:06,979
[instrumental music]
41
00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,775
A good reporter does
whatever it takes
42
00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,527
to get the story.
43
00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:15,488
Today Jimmy Olsen gets
the scoop of the century.
44
00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:17,907
[beeping]
45
00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:21,452
Where's the trouble?
46
00:03:21,661 --> 00:03:23,204
- Jimmy?
- Ugh.
47
00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:26,082
Superman, i-is that you?
48
00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,042
What's wrong?
Are you sick?
49
00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,919
Incurable disease.
50
00:03:30,128 --> 00:03:32,964
The doctors say
I don't have much time.
51
00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,257
Is there anything I can do?
52
00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,758
With my super speed,
I can fetch
53
00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:37,385
a cure from any hospital
in the world
54
00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,012
or find some medicine
in a tropical rain forest.
55
00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:43,641
Just one last request.
56
00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:45,309
Name it, buddy.
57
00:03:45,518 --> 00:03:49,105
Tell me your secret identity?
58
00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,357
Very well, Jimmy.
You've been a good friend.
59
00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:54,068
And I trust you'll keep my
greatest secret till the end.
60
00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:56,946
[thinking]This is it! I can't believemy hoax is working.
61
00:03:58,489 --> 00:04:00,450
My secret identity is..
62
00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,495
Sorry, Jimmy!
Metropolis is danger!
63
00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:09,417
By the way, my super senses
tell me your vital signs
64
00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:12,295
metabolism and organs
are all completely normal.
65
00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,464
I think you'll make
a full recovery.
66
00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:17,341
Up, up, and away!
67
00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,011
Aw, gee whiz!
68
00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,014
Look. Up in the sky!
69
00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:24,098
It's a bird!
70
00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,391
It's a plane!
71
00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,018
It's Superman!
72
00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,645
[instrumental music]
73
00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:39,071
Batman, what brings
you to Metropolis?
74
00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,657
A series of rare gem thefts
from museums in Gotham
75
00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:43,409
Bludhaven, and Star City.
76
00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:44,994
This place was
next in the pattern.
77
00:04:45,203 --> 00:04:47,121
The silent alarm
just went off inside.
78
00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,332
Looks like we're
after the same criminal.
79
00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:53,878
[dramatic music]
80
00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,762
(Superman)
It's Luthor..
81
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,014
...and he's got Lois.
82
00:05:05,223 --> 00:05:07,725
(Lex)
I know how important
you are to Superman.
83
00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:10,019
He won't dare
interfere with my plans
84
00:05:10,228 --> 00:05:12,146
as long as I have you.
85
00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:15,066
Then I'll just have to remove
myself from the equation.
86
00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:17,735
[Lois screaming]
87
00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,112
Superman!
88
00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,405
[screaming]
89
00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:22,657
[whoosh]
90
00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,868
Oh, Batman.
91
00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:27,119
Gee, thanks.
92
00:05:28,246 --> 00:05:30,122
[dramatic music]
93
00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,045
You may be the Man of Steel
94
00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:38,005
but I have fists of titanium!
95
00:05:38,214 --> 00:05:39,465
[grunting]
96
00:05:45,805 --> 00:05:47,473
Keep a close eye on Luthor.
97
00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:48,933
He's a slippery one.
98
00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:51,644
Why don't you stick around?
99
00:05:51,853 --> 00:05:53,729
It'd be fun
to work together again.
100
00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:55,898
Things have been
quiet in Gotham lately.
101
00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:58,609
Great. I just need
to make a stop first.
102
00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:00,069
(Perry)
This is huge!
103
00:06:00,278 --> 00:06:02,530
This is sensational!
This is monumental!
104
00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:05,575
Kent, I want a day
in the life of Superman
105
00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,118
story to capitalize on this.
106
00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:08,786
- The, uh--
- Now hold on.
107
00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:10,538
If anyone's going to write
a story about Superman
108
00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,248
it's gonna be me.
109
00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:15,418
Oops, uh, actually, Mr. White,
I was hoping I could finish work
110
00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,379
on my story about
Metropolis' best cannolis.
111
00:06:18,588 --> 00:06:21,799
Fine, whatever.
Lois, Jimmy, the story's yours!
112
00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:23,467
We're on it, chief.
113
00:06:23,676 --> 00:06:26,053
And don't call me chief!
114
00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:28,139
Sorry, chief.. Err, Mr. White.
115
00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:30,766
[instrumental music]
116
00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:34,812
(Lois)Superman, a hero forall times by Lois Lane.
117
00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:37,648
Superman is more than justanother superhero defending
118
00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:40,276
the innocent from thosewho would do them harm.
119
00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,446
[instrumental music]
120
00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:57,335
In his remoteFortress of Solitude
121
00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:59,170
Superman keepsa noble watch over
122
00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:01,297
the shrunken city of Kandor.
123
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,133
[zap zap]
124
00:07:08,054 --> 00:07:10,765
On earth, Superman haspowers and abilities
125
00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,892
far deyond those of mortal men.
126
00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:15,144
[whoosh]
127
00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:18,564
[instrumental music]
128
00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:26,864
[roar]
129
00:07:28,699 --> 00:07:29,992
[grunting]
130
00:07:31,661 --> 00:07:32,954
[laughing]
131
00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,123
Huh?
132
00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:37,333
[fingers snaps]
133
00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,210
[screaming]
134
00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,045
Aw, help.
135
00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:43,130
[laughing]
136
00:07:43,339 --> 00:07:45,007
(Superman)
Mr. Mxyzptlk!
137
00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:47,677
(Mr. Mxyzptlk)
Superman and Batman!
138
00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,595
Hu-hu! What fun!
139
00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,514
And I thought Bat-Mite
was a weird one.
140
00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,265
Don't worry,
I just need to trick him
141
00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:55,768
into saying
his name backwards.
142
00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:57,353
[howling]
143
00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:58,980
Argh!
144
00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,439
Hmm.
145
00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:03,567
- Knock knock.
- A joke? I love jokes.
146
00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:06,362
- Who's there?
- Kltpzyxm.
147
00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,489
Kltpzyxm who?
148
00:08:08,698 --> 00:08:10,116
Aw, nuts!
149
00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,537
[zap]
150
00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:18,124
In these troubled times,
Superman teaches by example.
151
00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,793
The world would be a better
place if we all had
152
00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:23,629
a little Superman within us.
153
00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:26,007
What's this gift
here, Ms. Lane?
154
00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,551
"To Lois from your
secret admirer."
155
00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:29,719
Hmm.
156
00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:32,888
[gasps]
Oh, it's beautiful.
157
00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:34,890
Secret admirer, eh?
158
00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:37,643
Why, you don't
suppose it's from him?
159
00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:39,687
[instrumental music]
160
00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,651
Look! I got one, too.
161
00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:47,653
"For my pal, Jimmy."
162
00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:49,071
Huh, holy hat!
163
00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,656
A new signal watch!
164
00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:52,908
Superman, what a pal.
165
00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:54,827
We sure have had
some good times.
166
00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:56,495
[dramatic music]
167
00:08:58,164 --> 00:09:00,124
Jimmy, I warned
you not to experiment
168
00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,459
with that growth ray.
169
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,377
It's turned you
into a super menace
170
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,380
and now I must
remove you from the earth.
171
00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:07,631
[roar]
172
00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:11,594
(Perry)
Stop the presses!
173
00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:13,888
Toyman is robbing
the bank of Metropolis.
174
00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:19,060
[toing toing]
175
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,603
[laughing]
176
00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:25,483
Metropolis has had enough
of your games, Toyman.
177
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,026
[toing toing]
178
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,194
[zap zap]
179
00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,030
[whoosh]
180
00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:38,412
[zap zap]
181
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:39,663
Argh!
182
00:09:41,082 --> 00:09:42,374
[whirring]
183
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:44,627
[grunts]
184
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,670
[whoosh]
185
00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:48,589
[zap zap]
186
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,470
[kaboom]
187
00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,266
[laughing]
188
00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,396
[groaning]
189
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,362
Any comment on
the attempted heist?
190
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,364
How about a photo?
191
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,741
I'd just like
to say that.. Uhh.
192
00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,372
That I'm sick of these
penny-ante crooks
193
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,749
thinking they can steal
from my city.
194
00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:26,710
It's time I made
an example of one.
195
00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,170
[screaming]
196
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,632
[dramatic music]
197
00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:40,349
[dramatic music]
198
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:43,894
Toyman, I'm putting an end
199
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,814
to your life
of crime, permanently!
200
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,107
[whimpering]
201
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,027
Superman, no!
202
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:53,529
What are you doing?
203
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,114
Get lost, Batman.
204
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,617
This is my city,
and I'm doing things my way.
205
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,871
You know we can't be
judge, jury, and executioner.
206
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,956
Fine. Take the scum away.
207
00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:05,708
But the next time I see him..
208
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:06,959
[boom]
209
00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:10,963
And that goes for
you, too, Bats!
210
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,341
No autographs!
211
00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,052
[whoosh]
212
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:19,263
Do you think he was kidding?
213
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,974
Something's wrong, very wrong.
214
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,563
[dramatic music]
215
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,194
[whoosh]
216
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,113
[thunder rumbling]
217
00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:39,241
Aw!
218
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,702
(in unison)
Argh!
219
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,873
[music continues]
220
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:56,217
[meowing]
221
00:11:58,761 --> 00:11:59,678
[sobbing]
222
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,015
Great Caesar's ghost!
223
00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:04,642
Are you sure about this?
224
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,436
Yes, sir. Superman's
turned into a real di--
225
00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:08,687
...different person.
226
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:09,939
If I hadn't seen it myself
227
00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:11,273
I wouldn't have believed it.
228
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:12,816
Okay, I want a new headline
229
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,485
Superman or super-creep?
230
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:17,112
Lois, I need eyewitness
statements, Olsen, photos.
231
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,198
Well, what are you waiting for?
232
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,166
[grunting]
233
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:32,086
- Jimmy, can I have a word?
- Get lost, will yo..
234
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:35,047
[gasps]
Gosh. I'm sorry, Batman.
235
00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,132
I'm just a little upset is all.
236
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:38,425
It's okay, Jimmy.
237
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:39,969
I'm here to talk
to you about Superman.
238
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,972
Superman?
More like super-jerk.
239
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,474
You should've seen what he
did to the present I gave him.
240
00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:52,106
I was just trying
to be a good friend
241
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,733
after he gave me
this cool new signal watch.
242
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,485
I'd like to examine
this at my lab.
243
00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:58,904
- May I borrow it?
- You can keep it.
244
00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:01,031
Superman is no pal of mine.
245
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,743
(Lois)
He's not the same person.
246
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,078
We were supposed
to have a picnic
247
00:13:06,287 --> 00:13:08,163
but he was with another girl!
248
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,709
It serves you right, Lois
249
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,503
after all the love schemes you
pulled to get me to marry you.
250
00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:18,173
I have no idea what
he was talking about.
251
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,592
Has Superman given you
any gifts recently?
252
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,678
Funny you should ask.
253
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,598
Do you remember when
you received this?
254
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,184
Why, right before the Toyman
robbery, about noon, I think.
255
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,730
[dramatic music]
256
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,566
[swish]
257
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,370
Earthquake!
258
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:49,621
[screaming]
259
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,416
(Batman)
We need to talk.
260
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,460
[dramatic music]
261
00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:00,549
You really should call
instead of just dropping by.
262
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,262
Did you give these
gifts to Lois and Jimmy?
263
00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:10,059
Pfft. Why would I give
anything to those ingrates?
264
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,270
Something's amiss with you.
265
00:14:13,479 --> 00:14:16,565
Overnight you've turned into a
rude, selfish, sadistic creep.
266
00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:19,151
How dare you speak
to me like that!
267
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,820
Get out before I throw
you out, old chum!
268
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,864
[growling]
269
00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:26,408
Oh, and take
that filthy mutt with ya!
270
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,912
[dramatic music]
271
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,466
As I suspected,
Red Kryptonite.
272
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,801
Unlike the green variety
273
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,178
the effects on Superman
are unpredictable.
274
00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:47,846
Who could have
duped Lois and Jimmy
275
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,598
into getting
it close to Superman
276
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:51,725
and for what sinister purpose
277
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:55,312
and how can I help my old friend
before he ruins his reputation?
278
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,190
[dramatic music]
279
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:04,571
Argh!
280
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,785
[bang]
281
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:15,457
Now hear this,
citizens of Metropolis!
282
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,668
I am in charge now!
283
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,130
Kneel before King Superman!
284
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,054
[instrumental music]
285
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:35,060
Bah! You'll have to do better
if you wish to earn my favor.
286
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,524
Who dares?
287
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,526
(in unison)
Down with Superman.
288
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:46,572
Down with Superman,
down with Superman.
289
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,198
There's that super-tyrant!
290
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,617
Looks like he's going
to face the power of the people!
291
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,744
- Down with superman.
- I am your king.
292
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,122
And I will punish
you for your treason!
293
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,416
[whoosh]
294
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,917
[screaming]
295
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,631
Leave the city alone.
I'm the one who defies you.
296
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,843
[dramatic music]
297
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,431
I've been expecting you.
298
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,017
Someone had
to stop you, Superman.
299
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,394
I'm only doing what
I should have done long ago
300
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:20,147
take over this
planet of weaklings.
301
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,065
Not on my watch.
302
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,901
Superman versus Batman?
303
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,486
What a scoop!
304
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:27,779
[zap]
305
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,451
[boom]
306
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:37,414
Ha ha ha
307
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,375
[bang]
308
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:44,671
I'm faster than
a speeding bullet.
309
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,425
[thud]
310
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,057
More powerful
than a locomotive.
311
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,900
Able to leap tall
buildings in a single bound!
312
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:06,985
Ahh!
313
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,322
Bad dog.
314
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,382
Ah!
315
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,264
The effects of red
Kryptonite only last 24 hours.
316
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,267
We just need to contain
Superman for a little longer.
317
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,726
[grunting]
318
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,900
Metropolis will pay
for its defiance!
319
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,737
[screaming]
320
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,032
Hang on, Jimmy!
321
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,160
[dramatic music]
322
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,623
[grunting]
323
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,670
You can't win.
324
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,880
I won't stop and you know it.
325
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,633
Then you will be
the first to perish!
326
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,388
[grunting]
327
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,017
[Jimmy screaming]
328
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,103
[instrumental music]
329
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,358
[zap]
330
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,404
[beeping]
331
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,905
[kaboom]
332
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,037
Some superhero.
333
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,121
[swish]
334
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,832
[bam]
335
00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:50,505
[grunts]
336
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,386
[panting]
337
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,097
[bam]
338
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,482
[groaning]
339
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,527
I'm not your enemy, Superman.
340
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:15,280
All who oppose me
are my enemies.
341
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:16,365
Look at yourself.
342
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,700
What would Ma Kent think?
343
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:19,785
Ma?
344
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,704
How dare you!
345
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,123
[groaning]
346
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,044
[tick]
347
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,047
Huh?
348
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:39,262
- Are you alright?
- Yes, I.. I think so.
349
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:42,974
I'm sorry, Batman,
I don't know what came over me.
350
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,810
Red Kryptonite.
351
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,436
But the only other
person who knows
352
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,689
about that is in jail.
353
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,065
Or is he?
354
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,109
[dramatic music]
355
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,156
[thud]
356
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,912
Aren't you supposed
to be in prison, Luthor?
357
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,915
Yes, unfortunately,
you only incarcerated
358
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,584
one of my Lex-bots,
a crude model
359
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,921
but sufficient to fool
your super senses.
360
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,048
Pretty clever using me and Jimmy
361
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,510
as unwitting pawns to dose
Superman with red Kryptonite.
362
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:21,471
You two follow Superman
like lovesick puppies
363
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,014
and while the effects
were temporary
364
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,599
I knew they would be
enough to turn the public
365
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,435
against you, Superman.
366
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,147
Once trust is lost, it can
be difficult to regain.
367
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,649
Leaving Metropolis
at your mercy.
368
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,359
You diseased maniac!
369
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,610
[zap]
370
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,780
[dramatic music]
371
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,578
Ah!
372
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:45,996
That's right, Superman.
373
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,874
I also procured
some green Kryptonite
374
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,626
and its deadly effect
on you is well known.
375
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,211
[groaning]
376
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,046
You're finished, Superman.
377
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,049
Before I'm done, the world
will tremble at the name
378
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,509
Lex Luthor!
379
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,722
[yawning]
380
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,848
What?
381
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,433
Ugh!
382
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:08,935
[bam]
383
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:12,981
[instrumental music]
384
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:25,452
You switched costumes,
but your voices.
385
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,037
Super ventriloquism.
386
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,122
A crude deception
but satisfactory
387
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,500
to fool your great intellect.
388
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,711
[crowd cheering]
389
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,756
[instrumental music]
390
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,426
In all the excitement,
I can't believe
391
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:43,553
Clark scooped us
on the Lex Luthor story.
392
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,766
Hey. Where is
Mr. Kent anyway?
393
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,019
Lois, Jimmy, I'm sorry
for the way I treated you.
394
00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:52,729
How will I ever
make it up to you?
395
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,898
We can discuss
it over a dinner date.
396
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,608
Tell me your secret identity.
397
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,151
[pulsating]
398
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,277
[gasping]
399
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,655
(Brainiac)
Attention,
people of Metropolis.
400
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,198
Congratulations.
401
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:04,950
I have chosen your city
402
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:08,829
to be the first to repopulate
my destroyed planet.
403
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:12,207
The shrinking process
will commence immediately.
404
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,667
[screaming]
405
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,464
[instrumental music]
406
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,095
[theme music]
26681
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof