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[CLICKING]
- SURRENDER,
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YOU DIMINUTIVE FOOLS!
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I HAVE MORE SOLDIERS
THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A FIST AT!
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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- I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HELP WAS ON THE WAY.
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- IT IS. WE JUST NEED
TO HOLD OFF BUG-EYED BANDIT
A LITTLE LONGER.
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UHH!
[CLANK]
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- WELL, I HOPE YOU CALLED
THE MOST INTELLIGENT,
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QUICK-WITTED HERO
YOU COULD FIND.
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- SORRY I'M LATE, OLD CHUMS.
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- WE'RE DOOMED.
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- HELLO?
[DISTANT GRUNTING]
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- WHAT IN THE NAME OF POSEIDON?
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I HEAR VOICES...
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WEE LITTLE VOICES.
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[GRUNTING]
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- OUTRAGEOUS!
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- AQUAMAN!
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THE MOLECULAR DENSITY UNIT ON
MY BIO-BELT HAS BEEN DESTROYED,
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TRAPPING US IN A MICROSCOPIC--
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- YOU'RE SO CUTE.
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I COULD JUST
PUT YOU IN MY POCKET
AND KEEP YOU THERE FOREVER!
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BOTH: FOCUS!
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- YES! FOCUS. RIGHT.
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NOW, YOU WERE SAYING?
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- YOU KNOW THAT DOOHICKEY
THAT LETS ME GET BIG AND SMALL?
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IT'S BROKEN.
AND IF YOU DON'T HELP US,
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BATMAN AND I WILL BE ANT FOOD.
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- WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY
THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE, MAN?
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I'M ON IT!
- GO, WHILE I HOLD OFF
THE BUG-EYED BANDIT
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AND HIS ROBOTIC ANTS. UHH!
[CLANK]
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- [CHUCKLING] THAT TICKLES.
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- THE CHAMBER BEHIND YOU
CONTAINS THE REMAINS
OF A WHITE DWARF STAR,
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THE ORIGINAL SOURCE
OF MY BIO-BELT'S POWER.
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REMOVE IT GENTLY.
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- FOLLOW ME, MY FRIENDS.
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I FOUND YOU
A MUCH BIGGER PICNIC!
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[LOUD BUZZING]
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- [GRUNTING]
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[CLANK]
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- NOW, PLACE THE FRAGMENT
INTO THE SPECTROPHOTOMETER.
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- WHA?
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- UH, THAT THING
THAT LOOKS LIKE A TOASTER.
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[BUZZING CONTINUES]
- AH, YES, THE TOASTER.
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[RUMBLING]
- WHAT'S WRONG?
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- [GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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- [GRUNTING]
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- YE GODS! I'M ON FIRE!
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[SHOUTING]
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- AQUAMAN, CONCENTRATE!
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- I AM...TRYING TO!
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[GRUNTING]
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[WHIRRING]
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- HUH?
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YOU HAVE NOT SEEN
THE LAST OF ME, TINY TITAN!
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- [GRUNTS]
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- [GRUNTS]
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- GOOD JOB, AQUAMAN.
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- YES, YES, PROFESSOR.
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GOT ANY BUG SPRAY?
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[HORNS HONKING]
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[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING
AND LAUGHTER]
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ALL: HUH?
[GLASS SHATTERS]
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[CLANKING]
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- [GASPING]
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[CLINKING]
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- SORRY I'M LATE, FOLKS,
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BUT MY INVITATION MUST HAVE
GOTTEN LOST IN THE MAIL.
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AND ON BEHALF OF
ALL MY TALENTED COLLEAGUES
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IN THE FIELD OF BRAIN TEASERS
AND WORD GAMES...
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I'D LIKE TO SAY IT'S BEEN
AN HONOR NOT TO BE NOMINATED.
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[GRUNTS]
[CLANKING]
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[CROWD SHOUTING]
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- YOU DON'T DESERVE
THAT AWARD, RIDDLER.
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- SAYS YOU.
[BEEPING]
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HYAH!
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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- UHH!
[CLANKING]
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- BOYS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
STARTED THIS SHINDIG WITHOUT ME.
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- UNH!
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- HOLY PULCHRITUDE!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CALLED HER.
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- I DIDN'T.
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[ALL SHOUT]
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- UHH!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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- WHO IS THAT MASKED WOMAN?
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I LIKE HER STYLE.
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- UHH!
- YOUR METHODS ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
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CRIME FIGHTING'S NO PLACE
FOR THRILL SEEKERS, KATRINA.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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- KATRINA MOLDOFF,
WORLD-CLASS ATHLETE AND ACROBAT,
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FAMOUS HEIRESS TO
THE MOLDOFF CIRCUS FORTUNE--
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IT WASN'T THAT HARD
TO FIGURE OUT.
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CRIME FIGHTER ETHICS
PREVENT ME FROM EXPOSING
YOUR SECRET IDENTIFY.
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BUT IF YOU CONTINUE
TO ENDANGER INNOCENTS,
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I WILL SHUT YOU DOWN.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, DARLING?
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THREATENED BY
A LITTLE COMPETITION?
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- [GRUNTS]
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- [GRUNTS]
[CLANKING]
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- UHH!
- LOOK OUT!
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[SIRENS]
- WOW. COOL...
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YOU KNOW, FOR A GIRL.
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- WHAT'S WRONG, RIDDLER?
LITTLE TOO ROUGH FOR YOU?
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- RIDDLE ME THIS.
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WHY ARE YOU LIKE A BRIDE
ON HER WEDDING DAY?
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ANSWER--BECAUSE YOU'RE
ABOUT TO BE UNVEILED.
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- UHH!
[CROWD GASPS]
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- HEY, LOOK.
IT'S THAT FAMOUS HEIRESS--
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KATRINA MOLDOFF!
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- HEY, KATRINA! OVER HERE!
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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- THAT WAS
A DIRTY TRICK, RIDDLER,
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EVEN FOR YOU.
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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- HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE EXPOSED?
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- GOSH.
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LOOKS LIKE THAT'S THE END
OF HER SUPERHERO CAREER.
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I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR HER.
DON'T YOU, BATMAN?
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- ACTIONS HAVE
CONSEQUENCES, ROBIN.
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KATRINA WAS ENDANGERING HERSELF
AS WELL AS OTHERS.
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MAYBE THIS IS FOR THE BEST.
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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[BELL RINGING]
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- NO ONE STOPS THE SPINNER!
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- UHH!
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- UHH!
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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- IS IT JUST ME, OR IS
EVERYTHING STARTING TO SPIN?
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- IT'S JUST YOU.
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- GOT A NEW GIRL, I SEE.
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YOUR EGO COULD NEVER HANDLE
A REAL WOMAN, COULD IT, DARLING?
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ALWAYS YOUR CITY, YOUR RULES.
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WHY WOULD YOU CARE
WHEN THE COURTS OUTLAWED ME
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FROM EVER BEING
IN COSTUME AGAIN?
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TAKE ME HOME.
[TIRES SCREECH]
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MAN: FOLLOWING A DARING ESCAPE
TONIGHT FROM BLACKGATE PRISON,
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POLICE HAVE ISSUED
AND ALL-POINTS BULLETIN
FOR THE RIDDLER,
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WHO IS CONSIDERED TO BE
ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
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- PERHAPS IT'S FINALLY TIME
FOR A LITTLE PAYBACK.
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[DINGS]
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- FELIX FAUST,
AT YOUR SERVICE.
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HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU--
OH, NO, NO.
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LET ME GUESS.
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A POTION, PERHAPS,
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TO HEAL A BROKEN HEART?
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- DO I LOOK LIKE A LOVESICK
TEENAGER TO YOU, MR. FAUST?
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- MMM.
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THEN THAT MUST MEAN YOU ARE HERE
LOOKING FOR REVENGE.
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- MORE LIKE SATISFACTION.
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- OH.
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WELL, THAT REQUIRES
A MUCH DARKER MAGIC--
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QUITE DANGEROUS
IN THE HANDS OF THE...
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INEXPERIENCED.
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- TRUST ME. I CAN HANDLE IT.
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- [GRUNTING]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
BATMAN SPEAKING.
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- BATMAN, IT'S KATRINA.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
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MY LIFE--
IT'S ALL FALLING APART.
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- THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME.
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- PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M DESPERATE.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHERE ELSE TO TURN.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[WATER SPLASHES]
- OK. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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- THANK YOU
FOR COMING, BATMAN.
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- WE MAY HAVE HAD
OUR DIFFERENCES, KATRINA,
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BUT I'M STILL
A CONCERNED FRIEND.
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- AND I THOUGHT ALL MY FRIENDS
LEFT ME YEARS AGO.
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IT'S SHOCKING HOW LIFE CAN
CHANGE IN AN INSTANT, ISN'T IT?
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HOW I'M FORCED
TO LIVE AS A RECLUSE
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WHILE OTHERS GO ON
AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED.
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SOCIETY WOULD HAVE
NEVER TREATED A MAN--
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TREATED YOU, BATMAN--
THE WAY IT TREATED ME.
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- ACTIONS HAVE
CONSEQUENCES, KATRINA.
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WE LIVE WITH OUR CHOICES.
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STILL, THERE'S TIME
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
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- OH, DARLING, I INTEND TO.
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YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU GOT HERE,
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I ALMOST MADE
THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
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I ALMOST
DIDN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS!
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[CHANTING]
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- WHAT ARE YOU--UHH!
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- [CHANTING]
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KATRINA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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I'M YOU?
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AND YOU'RE ME?
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WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY
HOPE TO GAIN?
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- OH, PUH-LEASE.
I HAVE A LIST!
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FREEDOM, FOR ONE THING.
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NO LONGER WILL I HAVE TO HIDE
IN THE SHADOWS.
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THEN THERE'S
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE--
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RETRIBUTION.
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THE RIDDLER WILL FINALLY
GET WHAT HE DESERVES,
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AND BATMAN WILL TAKE
ALL THE BLAME.
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- NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING
TO SAY ABOUT IT.
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[GRUNTS]
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BATMAN WOULD NEVER HIT
A DEFENSELESS WOMAN.
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- FUNNY.
I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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WHERE ARE THE STUPID KEYS?
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[BEEPING]
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- VOICE AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED.
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- UM, BATMAN.
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[BEEPING]
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- DESTINATION REQUIRED.
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- WHEREVER IT IS I DWELL,
OF COURSE.
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[BEEPING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
[ENGINE REVVING]
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- UHH.
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SO, IT WASN'T A DREAM.
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[GRUNTING]
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UHH! CLEARLY, MY NEW CENTER
OF GRAVITY IS MUCH...
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HIGHER.
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- [GASPS]
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- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET HERE
OVER 2 HOURS AGO.
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- DARLING, I DON'T HAVE TO
ANSWER TO YOU. I'M BATMAN.
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- DID HE JUST
CALL YOU "DARLING"?
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- WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
AN INVITATION?
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THE RIDDLER'S ESCAPED,
AND WE'RE GOING TO FIND HIM.
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- THIS TIME, THAT FREAK'S
LOOKING AT 20 YEARS BEHIND BARS.
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- I HAVE A MUCH WORSE FATE
IN MIND.
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- LIFE IN SOLITARY?
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- TRY NO LIFE AT ALL.
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- UM, YOU LOST ME.
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- [SIGHS]
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?
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WE'RE GOING TO
EXTINGUISH RIDDLER.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
233
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,654
BECAUSE I HATE HIM,
HATE HIM, HATE HIM!
234
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,282
UH, BY THAT, I MEAN,
235
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,034
HE'S A MENACE THAT MUST BE
TERMINATED ONCE AND FOR ALL.
236
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:08,289
- LISTEN, BATMAN,
I'D LOVE TO GET RID OF
THE RIDDLER AS MUCH AS YOU,
237
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,332
BUT WE DON'T ACTUALLY DO THAT.
238
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,501
- WE DO NOW. GET TO WORK.
239
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,336
SET UP A SURVEILLANCE GRID
240
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,297
AND TRACK DOWN
HIS LAST KNOWN LOCATION.
241
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,881
ONE MORE THING--
NIGHTWING. NIGHTWING.
242
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:24,388
TELL ME SOMETHING.
AND I NEED THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.
243
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,767
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS OUTFIT?
244
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,812
- [GRUNTING]
245
00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:35,441
I'VE GOT TO FIND
SOMETHING ELSE TO WEAR.
246
00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:44,616
THIS GETUP IS GOING TO MAKE ME
A PRIME POLICE TARGET.
247
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:48,871
BUT I DON'T EXACTLY
HAVE A CHOICE.
248
00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:59,923
WHOA--OH!
249
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,554
FELIX FAUST--
250
00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,723
RECENTLY PAROLED
FROM BLACKGATE.
251
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:11,810
SO, THAT'S HOW SHE PULLED OFF
THE BIG SWAP.
252
00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:14,855
[TIRES SCREECH]
253
00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:16,315
- WELL.
254
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,776
LOOK WHO'S BACK SO SOON.
255
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:24,365
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE TYPE
WHO LIKE TO PLAY DRESS UP.
256
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,284
NOW, NO NEED TO BE SHY.
257
00:14:27,493 --> 00:14:31,705
I KNEW YOU FELT
THE SAME CONNECTION I DID.
258
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,956
- UGH.
259
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,501
WHEN I WAS HERE BEFORE,
YOU GAVE ME...
260
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,044
WHAT WAS IT CALLED AGAIN?
261
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:40,422
- WELL, IT WAS
A TRANSMOGRIFICATION SPELL.
262
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,508
WHY? WAS THERE A PROBLEM?
263
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,425
- IT DIDN'T WORK.
264
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,386
- AH. JUST AS WELL.
265
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:50,015
WHY ANYONE WITH YOUR BODY
WOULD WANT ANOTHER ONE
IS BEYOND ME.
266
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,476
- I NEED A REPLACEMENT. NOW.
267
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:57,022
- THIS IS WHY I NEVER
LEAVE MAGIC TO AMATEURS.
268
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,149
AS YOU WISH, MY DEAR.
269
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:03,237
BUT THIS TIME, I INSIST ON
COMING ALONG TO PERFORM IT...
270
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:04,655
MYSELF.
271
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,783
- THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
- PAH, PAH, PAH.
272
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,452
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
273
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,789
[ENGINE REVVING]
274
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,796
[SIREN BLARES]
275
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,471
- WHAT IS UP WITH HIM?
- BEATS ME.
276
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,391
- LOOK AT THIS. POLICE HAVE
SPOTTED KATRINA MOLDOFF
277
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,268
DONNING HER OLD COSTUME.
278
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,061
- THE BAT LADY'S BACK?
279
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,106
- [SIGHS]
THIS COULD RUIN EVERYTHING.
280
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,524
NIGHTWING. BATGIRL.
281
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,777
FIND THAT PEST
AND TURN HER OVER TO THE COPS.
282
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,696
I MEAN, THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.
283
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,239
- BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RIDDLER?
284
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:50,409
- DON'T ASK QUESTIONS,
YOU RIDICULOUS CREATURE.
285
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,869
GO!
286
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:55,038
I'LL HANDLE
THE RIDDLER MYSELF...
287
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,708
PERMANENTLY.
288
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,086
- QUICK, FOLLOW ME.
289
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:04,965
- OOH! A FUGITIVE, ARE WE?
290
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:08,302
[CLICK]
291
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:11,763
[CLICK]
292
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,351
BOTH: HUH?
293
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,144
- UH...
294
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,479
[SHOUTING]
295
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,565
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- [GRUNTING]
296
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,328
- THERE SHE IS.
297
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:38,790
AND SHE'S WORKING WITH
THAT EX-CON FELIX FAUST.
298
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,464
- UHH!
299
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,101
- OK, GOTHAM CITY.
WHAT WILL THE MAYOR SAY
300
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,522
AFTER I CLEAN OUT EVERY LAST
BANK ACCOUNT IN TOWN?
301
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:05,400
ANSWER--IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
HA HA HA!
302
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,818
- HANDS UP, RIDDLER.
303
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,695
RIDDLE ME THIS,
RIDDLE ME THAT.
304
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:12,533
WHO'S AFRAID OF
THE BIG BLACK BAT?
305
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,206
- NICE ENTRANCE, BATMAN.
306
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,250
JUST IN TIME
TO RUIN MY LITTLE RAID
307
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,461
ON GOTHAM CITY'S
FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS.
308
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,088
BUT JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR,
309
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:28,215
THERE'S NOT A PRISON
IN THE WORLD THAT CAN HOLD ME.
310
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:31,927
- OH, I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF SENDING YOU BACK TO PRISON.
311
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,345
- REALLY? DON'T TELL ME
312
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:36,014
THE CAPED CRUSADER
WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL.
313
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:39,560
- LET'S MAKE A GAME OUT OF IT,
SHALL WE? YOU LOVE THOSE.
314
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:43,230
HOW DO YOU KEEP THE RIDDLER FROM
RUINING YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT?
315
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,274
KILL HIM ON A FRIDAY.
316
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,150
- BETTER GET YOURSELF
A NEW WRITER.
317
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,987
EVERYBODY KNOWS
BATMAN DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE--
318
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,405
EVEN PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT.
319
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:55,200
- ONLY ONE PROBLEM--
I'M NOT BATMAN.
320
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:58,203
I'M KATRINA MOLDOFF.
321
00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,788
- HUH?
322
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,136
- WHERE DID SHE GO?
323
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,637
- RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
324
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:18,265
- IF IT ISN'T
THE BAT LADY HERSELF.
325
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,642
- ACTUALLY, IT ISN'T.
I'M BATMAN.
326
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,812
- RIGHT. AND I'M THE JOKER.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
327
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:26,398
- KATRINA USED BLACK MAGIC
TO SWAP BODIES.
328
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,900
SHE'S IN MINE. I'M IN HERS.
329
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,193
- OH, PLEASE.
330
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,154
- BATMAN WAS ACTING
REALLY WEIRD.
331
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,032
HE EVEN ASKED ME
ABOUT MY SHAMPOO.
332
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,744
- IF YOU ARE BATMAN,
TELL ME SOMETHING
ONLY HE WOULD KNOW.
333
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,039
- YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE,
YOU USED TO SLEEP WITH
A NIGHT-LIGHT,
334
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,874
AND YOU'RE DEATHLY AFRAID
OF MONKEYS.
335
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,292
- IT'S HIM.
336
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:48,879
- GLAD YOU AGREE.
NOW, I NEED YOUR HELP.
337
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,297
WE MUST ESCAPE THIS DRAGNET
338
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,007
AND FIND KATRINA
TO REVERSE THE SPELL.
339
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,218
- HE'S--I MEAN,
SHE'S GOING AFTER THE RIDDLER.
340
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:59,222
- THEN THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE.
COME ON!
341
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:03,185
- MONKEYS?
- SHUT UP.
342
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:07,064
- I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS.
343
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,694
[GRUNTING]
344
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,199
- SLEEP TIGHT, WON'T YOU?
345
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:26,124
I'M THE ONE WHO USUALLY
HANDS OUT THE CLEVER RIDDLES.
346
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,126
BUT IT APPEARS
YOU'VE GIVEN ME
347
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,754
A MUCH MORE
INTERESTING ONE INSTEAD.
348
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,006
WHEN IS BATMAN NOT BATMAN?
349
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,509
AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THE ANSWER IS?
350
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,636
WHO CARES?
351
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,180
I'LL EITHER BE GETTING RID
OF THE REAL BATMAN
352
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:41,765
OR GETTING RID OF BATMAN'S BODY
353
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:45,519
AND KATRINA'S SMUG PERSONALITY
AT THE SAME TIME.
354
00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:48,188
[CLICKING]
355
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,817
I CALL THAT A WIN-WIN.
356
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,111
- SORRY, RIDDLER,
357
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,446
BUT I'M KIND OF ATTACHED
TO THAT ANATOMY.
358
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:59,449
- HOPE YOU LIKE IT
HARD-BOILED.
359
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,663
[ALL GRUNTING]
360
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,750
- UHH!
[CLANK]
361
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,253
[BOTH GRUNTING]
362
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:17,092
- I LOVE A WOMAN
WITH A GOOD LEFT HOOK.
363
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,095
- IT WAS A RIGHT JAB.
START THE SPELL.
364
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,098
- BUT WHY ARE WE HELPING
HIS LITTLE SIDEKICKS
365
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,517
WHEN WE CAN LET BATMAN DIE?
366
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,145
- JUST DO IT!
367
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,188
PLEASE?
368
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,483
[ALL GRUNT]
369
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:39,156
- [CHANTS]
370
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,408
UHH! OHH.
- HYAH!
371
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,035
- UHH!
- BATGIRL, TAKE CARE OF FAUST.
372
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,246
WE NEED THAT INCANTATION.
373
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,331
[BOTH GRUNT]
374
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,043
- MAGIC TIME, CRIMINAL SCUM.
375
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,673
- [CHANTING]
376
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,928
- UHH! UNH!
- UHH!
377
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,476
- UHH!
- UNH.
378
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,696
- UHH!
379
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,698
- UHH! UHH!
380
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,244
- UHH! UHH!
- UHH! UHH!
381
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:30,665
- YOU HAVE GROWN UP
QUITE NICELY.
382
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,292
- REALLY?
383
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,631
- UHH!
- LIGHTS OUT, RIDDLER.
384
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:43,094
THERE'S NO ROOM IN THIS BUSINESS
FOR REVENGE, KATRINA.
385
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,388
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
LEAVES EVERYONE BLIND.
386
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:50,060
- THAT'S EASY TO SAY
WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED
BY PEOPLE YOU TRUST.
387
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,770
- YOU CAN HAVE
THE EXACT SAME THING.
388
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,271
AND WE'LL BE HERE TO HELP
389
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,149
AFTER YOU'VE PAID
YOUR DEBT TO SOCIETY.
390
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,776
I'M SORRY, KATRINA.
391
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:01,238
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,
DARLING.
392
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,948
I'LL GET BY.
393
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,700
- AHH, SHE WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
394
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,953
I'M SURE GONNA MISS KATRINA.
395
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:11,289
- YOU DO KNOW, FAUST,
THAT WAS ME IN HER BODY.
396
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,749
- WELL...
397
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,335
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
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