All language subtitles for Where.Eskimos.Live.2002.Amzn.Web-Dl.1080P.mp4_1-ENG

Passport.

Going far?

Polish UNICEF delegation in
the Balkans.

- UN, huh? - No, UNICEF.
You know what that is?

Why should I know? We are
savages, right?

Listen, I don't give a
flying fuck for your war.

I'm here risking my life to
rescue your children.

So at least you can stay out of
my way. Is that too much to ask?

Take it easy, UNICEF.

- Your luggage? - That's
it. All of it.

Hey.

Leave.

Move on.

- What about the Camels?
- It's not civilized to smoke around children.

Move on!

- Are you sure this is the
right place? - Yes.

- Okay, how much? - Nil.

It's a damn favor, okay?

What the fuck's he on
about?

We are out of wood, and we
need some fuel.

An ordinary sheet of paper
burns like a torch...

but gives off little heat.

So, last winter, my brother
and I figured out...

that paper balls are much
better.

What do you think?

I'm looking for Dragon Dragicz. He's
supposed to supply me with a child.

- Where is he? - Dragon is
in the bathroom.

Thank you.

I like your hat.

Fuck!

Dragon. His kids. Where's
his kids?

- As I was saying... -
What?

These two Russian-speaking Turks came
and beat him to death. Poor Dragon.

Poor Dragon.

The stupid bastard was supposed
to supply me with a kid...

not fight the fucking
Russians.

- Turks. - Fuck the Turks!

They'll hang me by the balls
if I don't give them a kid.

Hurry up, Shmire.

Fuck. Come on.

- UNICEF? - Yeah.

What is this? Some sort of
orphanage or something?

You could say that.

Well, I have space for one
boy in the shipment.

I can take one boy with me.

Can't do it.

Why not? I have all the
paperwork. You want to see it?

There are no boys here.

What, not one?

Give me a few marks...

choose one or two girls,
and have a good time.

This is a civilized country. We
do not have boys in bordellos.

I'm sorry. I made a
mistake.

Fucking homo.

Piss off, Shmire.

Fucking retard.

We are... Ah! Here.

All of us?

We are so... So small.

To where we run away?

Norway. Eskimos live there,
remember?

Eskimos?

What is this now?

I'm not here to fight. I'm
only here to help the children.

That's very good.

Shut up for now.

You don't give a damn about
your own children?

Why so nervous?

What are you doing?

Colonel, we've got to talk.

Why so nervous?

- Look at her. My daughter,
Vesna. - Yeah, yeah.

- We have to talk. - Sure.

Look, you don't understand.
I'm UNICEF.

I'm not getting in the
jeep.

- You've still got my passport.
- Yeah, I've got it.

Yes, I know you've got it. Now,
give me the fucking thing back!

Look, this is illegal. You
can't hold a man's passport!

- My men like to drink... -
Hey, my bag!

My men like to drink, screw
around.

They won't touch your bag.
Trust me, teddy bear.

- Vesna! - Papa, look.

How much? Come on. How
much?

Listen.

Two weeks ago, my wife
died.

I'm left here with my
little one.

That's sad.

- She's a kid, huh? - Yeah.

- And there's a war. -
Yeah.

I've got friends in
Germany.

Take her to them. I give
you money.

Take her to them please.

- I can't. - You can.

'Cause if you don't, I
might think you are a spy.

And I must execute spies on
the spot.

You're giving me your
daughter.

How do you know I won't dump her at
the first orphanage I come across?

I've got all your details.

If you don't get her to Germany, I
leave this fucking war and go after

you.

The world is too small to
hide from me, my friend.

It's bad. It's bad.

Hey, give me that map.

Well?

All right, I will.

But I need a boy as well.
About nine years old.

What for?

I've a set of good papers.
It's a shame to waste them.

Fine, we'll get you a kid,
okay?

Here's her passport. A
letter. That's the address.

Don't lose them.

My God.

Vesna!

Vesna!

Can I get some of that? BOY
2: Yes, take that. Take that.

Can I join you?

- You're alone? - Yes.

- Sit down, but not food. -
Okay.

Hey.

- Where are you from? - Far
away.

Norway.

UN?

No, UNICEF. Do you know
what that is?

I know. You bring packages.

Not anymore. Now we help
orphans out of the country.

Are there any Eskimos in
Norway?

They're hard to find 'cause
it's very cold there.

- What are you doing here?
- I have room for one small boy.

None of us.

Anyone?

No!

Got any money?

A little.

Play for your money. If you
win, I give you a boy.

All right.

I got lucky.

But we had a deal.

Of course.

Of course. Shmire.

No.

I said I'd take a small
boy.

He's not that big. Still
pissing in bed.

You have to take him, UNICEF.
He's my present to you.

Now we go to sleep. And tomorrow,
you will take another look at him.

You will see. He's not that
big.

Will I do?

- Age? - Nine.

- Healthy? - Yeah.

Small.

Yeah, come on.

Fucking teddy bear.

You are not UNICEF.

That's right. I'm not.

Ten seconds and I'll shoot
you like dogs.

We don't know. Colonel, the
son of a bitch robbed us.

- He's gone.
- Five seconds.

Please.

You're not a good man.

You're right. I'm not.

- A bargain is a bargain,
right? - Okay.

- Okay for half-price?
- Okay.

- Okay. Okay?
- Okay.

Okay.

- But how much petrol? -
None.

This has 35 liters.

Get back. Back. Go back.

Out!

Why? This is the only road
to the border.

What's up?

- What'd he say? - Games,
war games.

Oh.

- Come on. - Okay.

Hold it. Stop. Out.

- You help children? - Yes.

- Him? - He's an orphan.

So you can help me, too.

Is he mad?

No bullets.

- Precious cargo.
- Very welcome.

Party time.

- Don't get drunk.
- What?

- I don't drive. - Okay.
Okay.

- Christenings are rare
nowadays. - Hmm.

- Mostly funerals.
- I'll bet.

I amputated a leg today.

All the guy wanted to know
was, could he walk again...

to kill the man who did it.

And on it goes.

- No end in sight.
- Hmm.

- You're going far?
- I've got to get that kid out of the country.

- You better leave soon.
- Yeah.

You're strangers here. Too
many guns around.

Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Take care.

We're gonna be all right.
Pity about the food though.

Big deal. I got 10 liters
in the back.

- Vodka? - No, petrol, you
drunkard.

Really?

Smart boy. You have a name?

Yeah. Vlado.

Sharkey. Come on.

I only sold one damn car
last week.

Short guy?

Come on.

You're not the only one. No one's
gone through since yesterday.

- Since yesterday? - Yeah.

Good.

Really good.

Stop! Stop.

My friend is bleeding.
We've got to get to a doctor.

Your son?

Yeah.

- What's your name? - I'm
sleeping.

Checkpoint.

Keep going. They'll kill us.
They won't stop UNICEF. Play on.

We are deserters, not
bandits.

And you?

The idiot wounded his leg.
We're going to a doctor.

It's starting to stink. You
know, life is shit with no leg.

Documents?

How can we have documents?
Our house went up in flames.

Get out. All of you.

Let us go, or I'll blow his
head off.

Hey.

He says he'll kill him.

Let him. He's a foreigner.

Guys. Guys, come on.

I'm out of bullets.

I'm out of bullets.

If you'd stayed with us,
you'd have some.

How many Eskimos in Norway?

I don't know. I've never
seen an Eskimo.

No.

So we're walking, walking,
talking.

And then the fucking blast.

Damn teddy bear, he knew
about the mine!

No wonder he didn't want to
get into the jeep.

This is the only road to the
crossroads, 20 kilometers away.

If you think I know the
way, you're wrong.

This is a military map.

If I ask you who planted
that mine on the road...

I would get the same
answer, yeah?

I don't know.

Welcome home, boys. Staying
long?

Just dinner. You have food?

- Sure we do. - Good.

We also have a shower. Two
mark a minute.

We'll take all.

All is more expensive.

I... I think we'll stay the
night here, Vlado.

We are not in a hurry
anymore?

A night's sleep in a real
bed will do you good.

I'm a dumb kid that doesn't
know shit, right, Sharkey?

What about the boy?

A bomb wouldn't wake him
up.

Stay longer.

I can't.

A little longer.

Think about it, sweetheart.

Think about it, sweetheart.

Wiseass.

Where are you, teddy bear?

Sit the fuck down!

Would you have taken
Shmire?

Who? The idiot?

He's not an idiot.

Would you have taken him?

No.

- Why not? - Knock it off!
What's wrong with you?

Things are going to get bad
for him.

It is always something for
something.

Wait.

That's yours. For nothing.

Yeah. We're getting closer.

We're getting closer,
Vlado, huh?

Right.

Vlado.

How much is a police bribe?

It's expensive.

Too expensive?

Well, if you bargain, it's
never too expensive.

Now, listen.

Your name is Marek Nowak,
okay?

Now, you're my nephew, and
you're from a mixed marriage.

Your father was Polish.
Your mother was Bosnian.

And your mother's just passed away,
and your father died years ago.

But your Polish family
wants to adopt you.

I won't be Vlado Petric
anymore?

What do you care?

We'll give you a new name
later.

But for now, your name is
Marek...

Nowak.

Now, you remember. We go in
in an hour.

Your uncle told me about
you.

So you want to join your
family in Poland, right?

Yes, sir.

And you don't have any
documents?

They were destroyed, sir.

And your father was Polish,
right?

Yes. Yes.

Is that correct?

I never discussed it with
him, sir.

I see.

And your name is?

Marek Nowak.

Vlado Petric.

For Christ's sake, make up
your minds. What's his name?

- Marek Nowak. - Vlado
Petric.

- You better think it over.
- Look, it's the war.

It's all the events. It's
got to his mind.

Are you crazy?

I just gave that son of a
bitch $1,000 American!

I didn't know.

You're not supposed to know.
Just do what I tell you!

Listen.

Now, we are going to go
back in there...

and you are going to tell them that
you couldn't say that you were Polish...

because you were scared
they will kill you, right?

And you are going to tell
them that your name is Nowak.

Nowak!

No.

Why not?

Because.

You... You fucking ass!

I drive you halfway across this
shit country. I spend over $1,000.

And now you give me
"because"?

Because it's right.

What is your name?

Vlado Petric.

Go away. Go away now!

- Fuck you! - Fuck you,
too!

Fuck your mother!

Shit! Shit! Shit! Come on!

Papers.

It's okay. Sorry about the
car.

The tank commander thought you
were trying to run away, you know?

Yeah.

- Spy. - No.

- Sir! - You know what to
do.

- Please, sir. Please. -
Come on.

This is crazy. Please! I'm
from UNICEF. Please!

I'm not a spy!

Aim!

No. No.

Okay, it's a mistake. Come
on. Come on.

How... How did you do it?

No problem. I asked.

And he agreed? Just like
that?

You know, a child's tears
move people.

A child's tears?

Wash behind your neck and
your rear end.

- Why? - Because you stink.

Didn't your mother teach
you anything?

She's dead.

What happened to your
family?

My dad was a customs
officer.

But they didn't believe him
because he wore uniform.

Later, they came back again
and took my mom...

because she knew English
well. She was a teacher.

She didn't teach you much.

Sharkey, I think you and I,
we are tough.

Like hell we are.

Come on. Let's get out of here. They
may want to see what they've hit.

Found you!

I wasn't hiding.

Get out.

Get out.

No, no, no. No!

Leave him!

Move!

You're crazy.

Move!

I was trying to help you!

- Move! - I never killed...

First, your eyes.

She's alive.

I know where they're hiding
her.

Where?

Where are you?

Where are you,
motherfucker?

Why do they always
bury people on a hill?

- Come on.
- Shit.

- Goat shit?
- Tastes like it.

Maybe this valley got
lucky.

Who are they?

Farmers.

What are they saying?

Farm talk.

Listen.

You're stone drunk.

You're not my mother and
not my father.

Just don't die of alcohol
before I get you out of here.

Wrap me in plastic so I
stay in one piece.

Saving dogs might be
better. Dogs don't complain.

Why don't you shut up? I'm
just making a living.

You're the one who's gonna
do best out of this.

You don't give a shit, do
you?

What?

They won't let me through.
No documents.

They will let you through.
Don't get hysterical.

And if they don't?

Then the $1,000 fee goes up
in flames.

And then what?

We find another crossing.

What, you think I'd leave you
behind? I'd loose my entire fee.

- And that would be a bad
thing. - Yeah.

All of us? VLADO: Things
are going to get bad for him.

We are so... So
small.

Vlado, are you
okay? Vlado!

To where we run
away?

Vlado, wake up. Vlado!
VLADO: Shmire! Shmire!

Wake up!

What were you screaming
about?

Well?

You know, still got
nightmares.

I was dreaming. I was
dreaming about you.

Yeah.

Yeah, my first wife screams when
she dreams about remarrying me.

Think about it, sweetheart.

What's that? What does it
mean?

My mother said to me, "Remember,
your name is Vlado Petric. "

Wow.

So many people. So many
buildings.

So what?

Now, Vlado, hold still. No,
come on. No!

Normal. This is passport,
yeah? Normal.

No, no, no. Face me. Face
me. Come on. No!

- Yeah! - Don't waste film.

- Come on. Normal. Yeah,
normal. - Yeah, come on.

Now, no more faces. Please,
Vlado.

Vlado.

Right. This time. That's
it. Come on. Ah!

Got one. One.

I can't put this. It's a
passport picture.

Look, you're just sticking
your tongue out. It's crazy.

Ah!

Is he healthy?

How healthy can he get?

Here is a list of medical tests we need
done. There is a few more than usual.

It should take us a few
days to get the results.

What then?

And then we take care of
him.

What kind of tests are
these?

You want him to become a
fucking cosmonaut?

Everything is fine. This
man is on the level.

Look, if it doesn't concern
you, don't think about it.

Just do these tests, take your
money, and that'll be that.

Right.

Why so many tests?

Why so many? What do you
want from the boy?

I haven't the faintest idea. I'm
just taking care of him for a while.

Kids, they see a needle and
go into cardiac arrest.

He's done things that would make
you shit your pants 10 times over.

Here's his passport.

Don't give it to him, or he
might lose it.

Where is he going?

As I've told you, Austria
or Switzerland.

During the tests, they asked me
if one of his kidneys was up for

adoption.

They only do those tests
for transplants.

It's none of your fucking
business.

Dear Councilor, if that boy
is earmarked for spare parts...

I'm taking a much, much
greater risk...

which means a different
fee.

A different price?

Exactly.

How different?

Twice, at least.

We're flying high here.

Mmm-hmm.

Okay, I'll ask them.

On a friendly note, don't
haggle too much.

It might be cheaper for them
to kill you than to pay you.

Okay.

Consider it a first
installment.

You know what? You're one
hell of a son of a bitch.

Here.

"Vlado Petric. "

How did you get it?

In this town, I manage.

So where am I going?

I don't know yet.

Need a fix?

No.

I need blood.

If you drank my blood, you
would die...

of that AIDS.

AIDS, man.

Exactly.

Good God!

Such a young child.

Is it true?

Yes.

Bloody!

You brought a child with
AIDS!

I have AIDS?

Yeah, and I have the
plague.

Thank you very much.

Go upstairs and start
packing on the double.

- Okay, keys. - I'll pay
up. Yeah, yeah.

I'll join you in a second,
okay?

Money.

- I've spent it. - Really?

No money, yeah?

No Sharkey. Simple.

- I'll get it. - We'll come
tomorrow.

Okay.

I'll get it.

Broken?

Yeah, I think so.

Inside the lining, rip there.
The stitches, that's it.

That's it. Yeah.

Come on.

Please, Vlado. We don't
have any choice.

Give me 20 minutes. Wait
over there.

Vuko was like a
brother to me.

And when his entire family
were killed...

he wanted to commit
suicide.

But we managed to take the
gun away at the last moment.

But the next battle, he
took out his bayonet...

and just marched on and on.

Well, this boy is his
nephew.

And he always stood by his
side.

And I promised Vuko, if anything
happened, I would bring the boy to you.

He said that you were the
last ones left.

- Vuko, my God! - All
right.

What's your name?

Vlado. You're going to
throw me out?

You were supposed to be a
girl.

If those guys ever found out
you never had AIDS, eh, kid?

I'm not a kid, okay?

I know.

Hey, you lost it, remember?

I have also something for
you.

Oh.

Dumb immigrant.

Don't, Vlado.

Sharkey.

Vlado...

I'm not good at this.

No! Go!

Let's drive a little.

We go or no?

Where?

Norway...

where the Eskimos live.

That's right.

But very slowly.