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Better luck?

Uh, yeah.

You son of a bitch.

This is Hot Ones Versus.

In front of these contestants is a stack of deeply personal questions. They can

either tell the truth... Here we go!

Now we're getting juicy!

...or suffer the wrath of the last day.

Nick coming in hot. Whoever eats the most wings loses.

Okay. The original Master of the Universe film is one of the great cult

from the 80s. Let's see how well you know other movies from that legendary

decade. I will now read plot descriptions from the back of VHS boxes,

must tell me which movie it is describing.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to be so bad at this.

I'm going to lose all of these.

An archaeologist.

Oh, God.

...is tasked by army intelligence to help locate a legendary ancient power.

An archaeologist? Indiana Jones?

Yeah, but are we saying which one? Do I always have to guess the, like,

specific... Can I just conclude?

Okay, so... No, I'm not going to get it. I haven't... Noah.

If I say Noah... Indiana and the Lost Ark.

And the what of the... And the... Return... No.

You're gonna... I just eat the fucking way. Just eat the fucking... I don't

know how to fucking... Do you want me to say?

Yeah, say it. Okay. You give up.

Duh. Okay, the Raiders of the Lost... I would have never gotten that. Okay. So,

here we go.

No.

Do I take, like, a decent bite?

I could.

Okay.

Hey.

Slightly terrifying.

I'm okay.

Okay, okay. I don't know why I went for my water then. I'm like so happy right

now because this means I can handle anything.

I mean, she is far less of a pussy than I am, so that doesn't surprise me.

This is so validating.

My turn. Yeah.

Thanks to your successful work as a romantic lead,

you've had a fair share of

cinematic smooches.

So true.

Rank these co -stars by their on -camera kissing abilities.

Here we go.

Yes. Now we're getting juicy.

Yes. Oh, this is good.

Anne Hathaway. Okay. Sophia Carson.

Camila Cabello. Taylor Zakhar Perez.

The fans of these movies, I need them to support this movie that we have to

promote.

I feel like you're going to get into some shit if you write to these people.

Yeah, I think so too.

I feel like I'm a merchant of chaos.

You are.

I kind of like it. I won't stop you, King. No, you know, I'll eat because

Because you're going to have to put someone last.

And that person is going to hate you. But there's an obvious...

If I made out with you on camera and you put me last... You'd be pissed.

Yeah.

I think that's a wise choice. Okay.

The thing is, I really like wings.

So this is... I'm conflicted. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I would say a good on -camera kiss.

Like, I mean, have you ever had someone give you tongue when you didn't ask for

it? I always ask for it.

So I don't... No, I know, I know. You would have ranked them in order by how

much tongue they use.

I like... No, I need to stop trying to get cancelled. Okay.

Okay, so friendship test.

I'm going to write down my answer. And you, little buddy... Sorry.

Nick coming in hot.

Whoa! You're going to have to guess my response.

Guess wrong and eat the death wing.

Okay. Over the years, I've uploaded dozens of videos of myself performing

acoustic... Okay.

Okay.

Of pop songs. Which Lana Del Rey cover is my most viewed YouTube video?

God. I didn't know this, but it's kind of handy to know.

Can you give hints? I actually don't think I want to.

What? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Give me a hint. What album? What era of Lana? Is it like a big popular one?

Yeah. I'd say so. Oh, so she has so many big popular songs.

Fuck, man.

It's taking you a long time to write it. No, I'm just drawing things now.

I'm so stumped. Brother, please, I beg you, just write something down.

I'm, like, blanking. You don't know any Lana Del Rey songs? No, of course I do.

Okay, so write the first one that comes to mind.

And take the wing like the man you are.

It's not this. I just panicked.

The answer is...

Incorrect. Oh, the most basic Lana song you could pick. Yeah.

I didn't say I was like a deep cut super fan.

Okay, so now I eat it?

Take a good old chunk. Yeah, that's right.

Come on now.

Oh, what are you feeling, buddy?

I feel like I can see you becoming rude.

It's my bluff.

You look like you're having an existential crisis. I'm cool with a

Okay. All right.

Friendship test.

Left no crumb.

I'm going to write down my answer, and you have to guess my response. Okay.

Guess wrong and eat a death wing. Cool, man. I love this show. The Simple Life,

starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, was one of my favorite reality shows

growing up.

Yeah, sure. What iconic Nicole Richie catchphrase did I have on my retainer?

Wow. This is a deep cut.

I can't say that I've ever seen an episode of this. I mean, Nicole Richie

like one catchphrase, so.

No?

Loves it. That's not a catchphrase. Yeah, it is. That's like McDonald's'

tagline. No. That's bullshit.

Hugo loves it.

Loves it. Who loves it? She loves it. She loves it. So I suppose this is my

to eat.

I actually, like, quite enjoy these.

Okay. I like spicy food because they kind of feel like natural lip plumpers.

Like, you can kind of feel your lip, like... Yeah, which I need more of.

you definitely need.

This is actually... These aren't natural. Do you remember when Kylie

first came out with that thing? Kylie Lip Kit? Yeah, where she, like, sucked

thing.

What?

Anyone? Oh, oh. It was, like, a little, like, thing, and it just... You keep

doing... Sorry.

She did this thing, and... Nick.

We're not trying to get canceled.

Amanda!

I'm really not feeling much of anything anymore.

No, me neither.

But then again, I never did.

That's true. You've been numb to life. Moving on.

Dealer's choice.

The player who picks this card can ask their opponent any question they wish.

Oh, God. They must answer truthfully or eat a death wing. Oh, good Lord.

Watch what you say, Nick.

Watch what you say.

Who do you think the weakest actor was in Riverdale?

You're not going to answer that, are you?

Of course not.

So it's almost like you have to eat a wing.

Okay. All right.

You could have said they were all equally good, by the way.

That wouldn't be an answer to your question. It could be true if you felt

way. You said he was the weakest. Yeah, but maybe there isn't one.

Have you jumped on a grenade and said yourself?

Clearly not.

For your next challenge, you can only use one of your senses.

Choose wisely.

I choose... I think...

Since we're here, the respectable thing would be to taste something.

That is very respectable.

Sorry, I had to get ahead.

Oh, no.

Before spawning multiple TV shows and feature films, Masters of the Universe

first introduced to the world as a line of Mattel toys in 1982.

You must now successfully identify Masters of the Universe toys only using

scents you selected. Which ones?

Taste.

Hell yeah, brother.

I live for this shit.

I'm ready.

I kind of feel like I should be the one giving it to him.

Let me know when you're ready for me. Open up.

Can I hold?

No! Oh, oh. No touch.

Wait, hold it still!

Oh, Jesus. Fuck, okay.

Just really wrap your tongue around that head.

I have no fucking idea.

So think about it. On either side, there was a circular thing on the head. Oh,

Goatman? Yeah!

Yay!

Okay, ready?

Yeah.

Yeah, good and good.

Can you provide me with their feet?

He's a foot guy.

I don't know if that's going to give it away.

Oh, maybe.

I think it's Tila.

Yeah!

Okay. Feed me.

Oh, okay.

Can I have their arm, please?

What do you want?

The weapon?

Uh -huh.

Okay.

Is it Evil Lynn?

Is it Skeletor?

Does that count?

I'll let you make the call.

Are you kidding me? You shoved plastic in my mouth for the last 20 minutes.

Is it Skeletor?

Yes, but you guessed Evil Lynn first. No, but I said immediately.

Because I didn't immediately say yes. You shoved action figures in my mouth

10 minutes.

Are you not satisfied?

Are you all not satisfied?

I basically gave you that point.

I didn't think we were going to go that deep in the movie.

So, do I have to eat a wing? I think you should. I mean, that's the whole point

of this, right?

You have, like, one wing. Two.

Okay,

well.

I'm actually quite enjoying this.

Yeah, exactly.

Come on.

My favorite part is when you had Tilo's feet in your mouth and you were like,

yep, that's Tilo.

Trust me, I know Tilo's feet.

Incredible. It's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing.

You and your opponent can add an extra dab to your final wings now.

So this is the hottest. And this is the weakest.

I want the hottest.

Okay. How disgusting do I look with all those toys in my mouth? Be honest.

I was aroused.

I'm, like, scared to, like, overdo it.

Brother, just put it on there. It's going.

There you go.

Is that enough? Does that feel even to you?

Yeah. Okay.

It's now time to take the competition to Castle Grayskull.

For our final challenge, we must yield the sword of power to destroy a piñata.

However, to even the playing field, we will both be wearing goggles that invert

our vision.

Whoever breaks the pinata takes home the coveted chicken wing trophy.

Loser eats their final death wing. Come on, he's like twice my size.

Let's do it!

Whoa! Okay, so this is trippy.

This is exactly how Skeletor looked on the day,

actually.

The... What's in the pinata, Maya? Candy.

Now, it would have been cool if it was more hot wings. More wings.

Okay. Put your hand out. Here, I'll put it in.

Now, you can't feel where it is, right? I can't. Of course I can.

I should probably move away from this, I think.

What an idiot.

Give me that.

It's my turn.

Oh, shut up.

Did I break it?

It didn't break. Oof. So now what happens?

Can we put it back on?

Yeah, does it go back?

You can do this.

These fucking inverted goggles are crazy.

That was close.

Okay.

This is a good game. I like this game. Me too.

Why do you keep pressing it?

Brian said every time it plays, I get residual.

Okay. Tammy, get out of the way. Okay.

Oh, wow.

You knocked it off and you opened it.

Oh, okay.

That's not as clean as I'd like it to be, but... And lo and behold, no wings.

No wings, just candy. Very sad.

All right, here we go.

You're just going to stand there and watch me eat it? Uh, yeah.

All right.

I guess, right? Yeah. Okay.

Is that kind of...

Dynamic filmmaking that we love.

Oh, shit. Okay.

Did you pick the wrong one up? No, I got the right one.

I felt the flavor.

Should I add a little more? You're just tough.

Should I add a little more?

Maybe.

Maybe it wasn't enough.

See, now I just feel like I should as well.

Oh, really?

You want to keep competing with me, Nick? No, I just feel... Left out? Yeah.

Cheers.

Cheers. I really does, man.

Son of a bitch.

Son of a bitch.

Oh, yeah.

Yep. Nicholas Galatin.

By the power of grace. Oh.

You are. the hot one champion.

I've never won anything in my life.

And I know that the Oscar is probably off the table. I was hoping for MTV's

Kiss Award, but... Too much tongue.

But too much tongue.

This is so much better. So I want to thank all you guys. Thank you so much. I

put a lot of things in my mouth today that I didn't think I would.

Yeah, that was amazing.

You okay, bud?

Yep. Feeling it now.

Woo! Sheep detective.

Wait, which press?

Just put things in your mouth.

You never know what victories it might lead you to.

Thank you.

How much of that did I put? Did I put that in my mouth too? Oh yeah, that's

Are you not satisfied?

Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans? You know you can catch me every Thursday

interviewing celebrities over the wings of death. But if you're looking for a

little more Scoville -laced action, tune in Tuesdays for Hot Ones Versus. It's

the show where celebrities go head -to -head. They either tell the truth or

suffer the wrath of the last dab.

So tune in Tuesdays for a front -row seat to the fiery fights and celebrity

clashes. That's Hot Ones Versus, Tuesdays on First We Feed. Don't miss