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Previously on Celebrity Escape... Welcome to the witch's cabin.

Oh my God, I was a teenage witch.

Our seven comedians survived their first escape room.

Okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

Calm down, everybody.

Get out, get out!

Before a shock elimination... Frank, I've enjoyed being your friend.

...ended with a twist.

Frank, don't go too far because we're not done with you just yet.

Here are your celebrities.

It's time to get ready for Celebrity Escape.

Question for you. We can't start yet. We haven't got Abby.

Yes. Correct.

We're missing Abby. So the vibes are a little awkward.

Do you think Abby's been locked up or something? Do you think Abby hated the

elimination so much that she was like, doesn't want to do it because she's a

sweet wee thing?

Abby's my buddy. I don't know where she is. Can tell there's something going on.

I miss her and Frank.

Well, Chris, Frank might be closer than you think.

Welcome, Frank.

Hello, Rose. How are you?

Welcome to my control room, which has much comfier cushions than the void.

Yeah, I'm liking it here. Yeah.

I don't think I've ever seen this before on any kind of television program where

someone was eliminated based on what I believe is haberdashery?

Turns out the fedora was just one act of pretension too much. I'm prepared to

accept that. As I've heard, I kind of wish I was still in there trying to, you

know, escape the rooms, but now I'm here. Well, look, in some respects you

will be in there. Okay. Because you have unlocked a new level of power.

Oh, what's that feeling? I think it's...

It's going to my head. What do I get to do?

Frank, I will tell you all about that a little bit later, but first, comedians,

welcome back to the void.

Hello. Hello.

Now, I'm not great at maths, but it seems to me that maybe

you're meaning something.

Abby. Do you know where Abby is? Abby. I don't know where Abby is. I assume it's

some sort of ridiculous trap that I will have to uncover.

And if I save Abby, I can't think of a better day.

You know what? It's not important. Let's just get into it anyway.

What?

Now, remember, you did escape the previous room in time, which means

today you begin with a Games Masters gift.

Yay!

Thank you.

Do we get Abby back?

No. You do not get another human being.

I'm going to add an extra five minutes to this room to give you a better chance

of escaping.

Congratulations.

Rose thought that a cool prize was you can have an extra five minutes of work.

Thank you, I guess.

Can we swap it for Ebby? Where's Ebby? You now have extra time to, I don't

figure things out, do some team bonding.

Brain Josh's hair, it's up to you.

What doors appeal to you, Nick?

Binoculars.

Binoculars? All right, let's go to spark plug.

I hope there's a motorbike.

I'm very excited. I've taken many spark plugs out of the lawnmower, cleaned it a

thousand times.

I'm hoping that lawnmower fixing will come in handy in this escape room.

No luck, Josh. There are no lawnmowers here.

This is an 80s mechanics workshop.

Inside are five puzzles that must be solved in order.

A room full of completely useless keys hides a simple truth.

It's a post -it note on a notice board that unlocks a toolbox, revealing a

single vital item, a torch.

The torch reveals clues to crack a code hidden in an old calendar.

Oh, there it is.

Next, a floating key forces the team to siphon water from the car itself.

Window winders reveal a maths equation.

Solve it. Unlock the petrol can.

Fuel goes in.

Car starts.

And the final code is revealed for the team to escape.

Now, hidden in plain sight in today's escape room is this.

panic button now at any point our comedians can choose to press the panic

but they don't know what the outcome is uh it could be something good it could

be something bad that choice is up to you frank would you like the panic

to aid your fellow comedian who i should remind you voted you out coldly to your

face or would you like to do something incredibly horrible to them oh no look i

wanted to help them for sure You choose to use your panic powers for good. I do.

My conscience is leading me. Okay.

All they have to do now is not overthink it. Time does evaporate in this void,

doesn't it?

This is it. We're about to go into our second escape room, and I'm feeling

really confident.

Is anyone mechanically minded at all? Very much so. Are you really? Nope.

Going to the second escape room, I feel in a level playing field. I don't feel

the disadvantage of being the only contestant who have never been in an

room before.

Comedian, you may now enter your room.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Wait, you should knock first in case someone's getting changed or something.

Paddler, paddler.

It's greasy, it's petrally, and it reeks of toxic masculinity.

I am in my element.

No, I'm not. I'm feeling pretty insecure in this space.

I feel like if there's any sort of, like, open the bonnet and fix anything,

all spaghetti to me.

Guys, I am seeing a key in a vat of water. I clocked the key in the water

immediately. I know the water level's low, like, we've got to get some liquid

there to bob it up.

That makes sense to me.

I feel like we need to do, like, a bit of that. A quick lighting, yeah.

In the poor women's room. You know what I mean? It's like we are so dressed for

this room. I'm really into it. So we can get into the characters.

I might get under the car. So, yeah, the thing with your car is it needs, like,

this thing to be attached for it to work. Yeah, that usually would be

feel like everyone's being so casual about the fact that Abby's not there.

you worry about it.

I'm like, where is Abby?

Hello?

You guys!

Guys! I'm in the boot!

I get quite freaked out when I hear Abby's voice.

I'm in the boot!

I know it, like part of a show, but she's still in the boot of a car.

Oh my God, Abby's in the boot!

Abby is in the boot, which is unfortunate.

I always prefer it when my friends are outside of boot.

Comedian, welcome to the mechanics workshop.

Oh yeah, mate, why do you got to be here?

Those panic shouts that you hear are your teammate Abby who is locked in the

boot of the car.

Your mission is simple.

Rescue her and then start the car.

What?

Now, a quick note.

Yes, Abby is quote unquote locked in the boot. Abby is very safe and can breathe

and can get out at any time. He's lying.

Abby, shut up.

I knew it!

I honestly don't mind it in the boot.

I guess the boot is maybe sort of a metaphor for how I live my life.

You know, I'm there, but I'm also not quite there.

This is an 80s relic, as you can see.

So, of course, nothing here really actually works properly.

I just want to ask, Rob, if we're in the 80s, are Celia, Abby and I getting paid

far less for this episode?

Does that change with any decade? I'm not sure.

You're right, actually. We haven't adjusted. That's fine, as you were.

No, you're quite right. It hasn't really gone much better for women.

I mean, one of them's in the boot of a car.

Now, before you tear this place apart, you should know about the big red

Pen! There it is. That is the panic button.

Press it.

Don't press it just yet, because pressing it triggers something big.

Could be something nice or something naughty.

Oh, and it was charged by Frank, who's here in the control room with me.

Surprise!

I hope Frank's happy upstairs with Rose. I hope he's getting lots of cool snacks

and lobsters both to eat and his pets.

Only one can press it.

So the question is...

Do you dare?

I thought buttons would be intriguing to me, but that kind of button isn't. It

just looks too much like a detonator that it doesn't feel like it's ever

to be a good thing.

I really think that Frank is not a vindictive guy.

If it was me, I would definitely put a curse on the button.

I know that Frank's not like that.

And one last thing, the mechanic has left you a note.

Start your engines. Your time stops now.

I've got a piece of paper.

Read it out. We've got you. We've got you, Abby.

Oh, my God. Paper.

Oh, okay. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I need a breathing tube. Do you need a breathing tube?

No.

Can you still breathe? I can still breathe. I'm thriving.

She's thriving.

We've got you. We've got you, Abby. Okay, we've got you. Okay, here we go.

gave us a little bit of paper. She just had help get me out of here. Not with

Clue.

Okay, it says, Mabel dropped this car off and it won't start.

If there's any chance of getting out of here, you need to fix her up and turn

her over.

This'll for sure need tools. Tools are in red.

Red tool?

Oh, red tool! Red tool!

Red tool!

Did that come off? No, absolutely not.

I just started grabbing red tools and basically just red things.

Started ripping my hair out.

Abby, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm actually flawless and thriving.

Okay. The boot is dark. I can feel something behind my legs. I've got a

one light hole.

And honestly, I've got to say, it was quite pleasant in there.

See, already you must be happy.

Because I feel you would have been in the boat. It's wonderful that Abby is

only in the boot, but she's thriving in the boot. She's thriving in the boot.

I'm going to immediately have a look under the hard, boys. Don't worry.

Has that got red? Oh.

Was I not meant to do that?

Oh,

oh, guys, look, look.

Key on top of that.

Oh!

I found a key, so that was very helpful.

It's just a classic day at the mechanics.

Now, fun fact, Frank.

This room is littered with keys. Of course. That do absolutely nothing. The

red herring. Guys, I hate to say it, there's 20 keys in here. Yes!

This is a box of keys. Oh, there's so many keys.

It really made the key I found feel not that exciting.

I don't know whether we just take all the keys and try them all.

That's probably not the intention.

This room is genuinely...

filled to the brim with tea.

Keys are very useful in this game, because what does a key do? Well, it

something. Hello?

Anyone? There's keys everywhere too, right? There was one over there. There's

one in here. Oh, there's a key in here!

It turns out there's about 10 ,000 keys in this room. There's so many keys, I

don't know which key to trust anymore.

Oh, well.

I guess it's been a good life.

Oh, there's a key! There's a key!

There's keys everywhere.

Oh, there's so many keys.

The keys might be a red herring. Okay, there's a red herring. Maybe it's not so

much about the keys.

Oh, there's a key in there.

But the key floating in the watery thing looks important.

How are we going to get the water out of here? Oh, my God.

Hey, this is stuck to the table.

There's a key in that bottle. They have to work out how to get it out.

Fantastic, but the bottle won't move from the table. Oh, no, that would be

easy. Of course.

I do want to know how they come up with these backstories. Like, how did the key

find its way in the big flag in the water and Abby in the boot?

Because she's really got herself into a pickle. That's all I'm saying.

I don't want to do this, but is there a chance if we fill this up with keys, the

water will rise up to get that out?

There's going to have to be so many keys in there. But if we fill it up with

something... Yeah, more water or other things.

Celia is closer than she thinks on how to get this out. OK, guys.

Filled with what smells like petrol.

I feel like we fill that and then that goes in there and we get that key. And

then that key will open the boot that will get Abby out. You guys!

I believe Abby is offering advice from the boot team.

Yes, Abby?

There's a funnel in the boot, I think. There's a funnel in the boot. Funnel in

the boot. Okay.

Funnel be had by all.

We're not going to pour water in there. That's going to be terrible for you.

Don't waterboard.

Can you stick it through the hole?

No.

Hold on.

Have you got better reception now?

I just put the area up.

I get that first clue right is a red tool, but I'm just like, I don't think

we've really properly examined these things.

That's a window smasher. Is there such a tool as a window smasher?

I'd probably go for the word hammer or mallet or something.

I found teeth of tuna.

Like, it was really... Now, what they probably don't realise, because they're

not that observant, Frank, is there is a toolbox that has a lock on it.

Oh, there's a lot of red tools.

Maybe we need to get into a toolbox.

There's a red toolbox here.

There's a note on the wall that has numbers in it.

So that is the combination they needed to unlock one of the locks in the room.

But is it this one?

I've got a four digit. Can you say it again?

No, it's not that one.

But I mean, it's a bit even. So maybe it's 2415.

Try that. Is it three numbers?

Tim, there's a calendar here with dates and Rick off work, phone meeting. My

strategy going into this room is to pick up something that makes me look

important and just walk around with it.

But this says toolbox meeting. It's got to be the toolbox code. Oh, that's a

toolbox too.

Luke is flipping through a calendar, which could confuse things. That will

into play, but much later. Two, four, seven.

At three?

Try three.

All right, I'll keep Abby's morale up. Yeah, good job. Have a chat with her.

It turns out red tools, red herring.

Don't need them.

Okay. We've got a key.

Oh, a key.

And a light.

And a light. There is another key.

That key does nothing, Frank.

We open a toolbox and there's a torch inside, which is...

Great, I love torches.

I love being able to see in the dark, so already the morale's increasing.

That might be a black light thingy. I'm going to try the key.

Start shining that around everywhere. They found a torch.

I think I know who could use it.

Give it to Abby.

Guys, what happened?

They can't hear me.

Abby, how are you?

I'm good, who's there?

It's Luke. Oh, hi, Luke.

I tried to...

Keep Abby morale up by talking to her in the boot. Have you got like a Nintendo

in there or something?

No, they didn't even give me a Nintendo in here.

I don't know if she was enjoying the conversation. She can't leave it.

We could spend a couple of hours. We'll have you out of there, I promise. Oh,

great.

I think that's a really nice touch from Luke.

That was the moment I decided I will not vote for Luke in the elimination.

What just happened?

We unlocked a toolbox.

Oh, yeah, okay.

And then there's just a lot of bonding, just a lot of... Really good friendship

building. I'm sorry you're not here to enjoy it. Memories we'll have forever

that you'll never get to participate in.

I guess me and Funnel have been having a really good time in here.

Yeah, we'll get you out soon. Yeah, okay.

Thanks for checking in.

So let's just play, like, cat and mouse a little bit in terms of, like, that led

us to the, so we need to use the and that key somehow, right? It's got to be

red toolbox.

Oh, try on here. Try on this thing.

Try on the book or in the book.

Now, there might not seem to be any other water lying around in the room,

there is a clue on where to find them.

Because there's another note. Mabel, put water in the petrol tank.

Flush out or siphon. Do not tell the boss. That's what the funnel is going to

for. When we get the funnel out, we do that.

Josh,

did you use that key on the... I have tried it. It didn't work.

Okay. Chris is just going around with the torch like he's using a blacklight

a murder thing.

What could the torch possibly want?

Um... Oh, the camera there.

It is a TV show, yeah.

Okay. The audience forgets it's a TV show for a second. Like, we're really

starting to lose our marbles a bit.

Hey, guys, guys, I think, I think, need tools is a clue to the toolbox.

Yeah. As opposed to red tools.

Okay. And that was, we found the key to that one.

Do these have numbers on them? So we're just going to... Like, that says 008?

No, no, I, well, maybe, but I think there's more codes. Can I suggest?

We've got a torch.

Do you reckon the lights will turn off?

The torch is important, but I can't quite work it out. Okay, should we try

turn off the light?

Good thinking.

Or no.

Look, the sets are amazing, but those light switches, they don't do anything.

They're purely decorative.

What else was in that box? Was it just the torch? And a key.

And I'm terrible with the torch. It's fine. I'm willing to go, hey, Celia, you

should have a go at the torch. Does someone else want to have a look at it?

Yeah.

And then I just thought, I'm going to shine it at Abby.

Abby? Yeah?

I'm going to shine a torch in there.

Oh, my gosh. Yes, please do. Oh, my gosh. There's a number written on here.

nice, guys. There's a number. There's a number with Abby. Okay.

I am thrilled to see Celia get away with this. This is how lifelong memories are

made. What is it?

Okay, it appears to be like almost calendar dates, maybe?

Calendar dates.

Why do they appear to be calendar dates?

Well, okay, there's one number, then a slash, then another number.

I'm holding a calendar.

It's my time to shine.

I've got calendar dates right here. Okay, the first one is six and then

Six, seven.

Six, seven!

No, no. I know 6 -7 is something.

And I don't want to pretend like I can't. Oh, no.

6th of July. 6th of July. 6th of July. 6th of July is... I know how to turn

pages. I know how to check dates.

Everyone relax.

I've got this.

6th of July is... What time is 1pm?

Okay, and then 13 -9?

13 of September.

13 of September is...

7 times 2. So 1, 7.

1, 7, okay.

I'm going to write that on the wood. Then 33.

30th of March.

6. 1,

7, 6.

And then the fourth number is 4, 4. 1, 7, 6. 1, 7, 6.

8. 8.

1, 7, 6. 8.

Josh is trying to use the code to get the key that will get them out of the

room.

So they have found the right code, they're just using it on the wrong lock.

8.

1, 7, 6, 8. I'm going to write it down here.

1, 7, 6, 8. Is there information or a clue to tell them which lock they should

be using or it's just trial and error? Bit of trial and error. But what you

find is that there will be codes that are three numbers and some locks might

have a four number combination.

Isn't there one here? There's one over here.

1.

Seven. Six.

Eight.

All these are just calendar appointments.

Good job, baby!

We're going home!

The moment I see the hose in the locker is the greatest moment of my entire

life. I am built for siphoning.

I play the clarinet. I don't want to go on about it. But my embouchure, my mouth

control is incredible.

So I know I can hoover out that car.

And a key.

Hayley's got a car key, and I tell you what, we know exactly where that key's

going. I think that's the boot. Is this the boot? That's the boot. That's the

boot. I feel a lot of pressure knowing everyone's watching and, like, am I

to fumble the keys?

Abby! Abby!

There's a little stress on, like, oh, no.

This is going to be impossible.

Oh, a key.

I think that's the boot. I think that's the boot. That's the boot. That's the

boot. I get the key out.

And I know it's slightly different. I was like, that has to be the boot camp.

Abby! Abby!

Yeah, I'm worried they are going to get me out. I'm loving it in there.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you, everyone.

Thank you.

We bloody did it.

Freeing Abby was such a great feeling. I think I'm going to have to quit comedy

and go into police rescue or kidnap rescue or something because...

It feels really great. Any Tom bearing a funnel?

Well, Abby might be rescued, but that car's not going anywhere yet.

Tomo, you're the only one who hasn't hugged her.

We all give her a hug except for Tomo, because Tomo's already holding the hose

and he's ready to suck.

We have to siphon the petrol. Everyone says Mabel put water in the petrol tank.

Flush it out or siphon. Do not tell the bot. So we have to siphon from the

petrol tank. Does that mean like you're doing movies where you have to suck out?

Yeah.

This is the petrol tank. We have to siphon it. That's got water in it.

And then if we're putting that water in here, that key will bob up, right?

Now remember, they can't move that bottle, so they need to find something

to get the water from the fuel tank into the bottle. What about that white

container? And if I can siphon it into here, I've done a siphon before.

Why have you done a siphon before?

I just love petrol.

He didn't want to go into detail about what he siphoned before and why, and

that's not for us to ask.

I hope it's delicious.

We need a bucket on hand in case it overflows. No, no, no, it's okay, it's

I can put my thumb on it. Oh, true, you can put a thumb. You can tell who hasn't

siphoned a car before.

How does it taste?

It's not my favourite tank of suck on.

I grew up on a farm.

People don't know this, but farmers every day have a hose and something and

sucking.

Okay, let's see how much we need.

Where do you think your milk comes from?

And I gotta say, this is a crazy energy to come into.

That's good. That's good. Let's try.

Hang on. Okay.

There's more than that.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

This is so great.

You ready? Yep.

Oh my gosh.

20 minutes gone and they're like already in fourth. They're killing it.

I actually feel like we're kind of nailing it. This is teamwork. This is

synergy. This is beautiful. This is great.

The more water that goes in. Yep.

the higher the key will go. You got more stuck in your tomo? Yeah. See, we just

need someone in mortal danger every time and we'll be really good. Yeah.

Hey, Rose.

Yes, comedian.

Are we doing well?

We are so proud of you right now.

No, your stream's getting a bit weak. Yeah, yeah.

It's okay. As you get a bit older, sometimes things sort of... Oh, there we

Oh, that.

Come on. It's so close.

No, we need more. Give it another suck.

Happy 21st, Josh.

Do you want me to hold your hair back?

It was the bravest thing I've ever seen.

I wasn't going to do that.

Never in a million years was I going to suck on a hose on national television.

Never, ever, ever.

There's more, there's more.

Now, Frank, no one decided they want to hit the panic button just yet. How are

you feeling about that?

Yes, well, I feel I can understand that because they're progressing quite

quickly, actually. So I don't think they're definitely, there's not an air

panic, is there?

Josh, you're a legend. I know.

It's like he's trying to take all the air out of that car. I thought it was

going to, like, crush like a can.

Come on!

Come on!

Okay, a tool. A tool, you guys. A tool, a tool, a tool.

Yes,

Tommy does the hard work of getting the water into the thing, but then I was the

one fishing out the key.

Just keep finessing, you've got it.

It was actually quite hard, and I had to really calm myself and steady my hand.

And that was the moment where I thought I could be a surgeon.

But then I was like, bleh, medical school, that's too much.

What about, um... I know.

Get, get!

Are you feeling a theme of how they're doing well today?

Whatever they've done from last week to this week that they've changed. I can't

think of what it could be. I can't imagine, but they've removed something.

If we could just get a little bit more, Tomo. Are you okay?

Okay.

All right. A little bit more in.

Okay, okay.

Good man. Thank you.

Guys, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.

There it is.

And that's how science works.

I reckon it's that one. What does it say on the key?

Just an orange sponge.

I open up the cupboard and I see these two little wrenchy things.

Okay, we have two things.

And me being a child of the late 80s, early 90s, recognise them as like hand

-cranked window frames.

Those are for the window wiper, the winding up the window. Yeah.

I don't know if Abby will know what these things are. Yeah, she would never

seen such a thing.

I'm putting in the hard yards. I'm cranking the windows myself.

Comedians, only 15 minutes left.

But no panic button as yet, we see.

The panic button was interesting because we only wanted to compress it, but it

had a good or a bad outcome.

And because my brain's very good at coming up with bad outcomes, that's

much all I thought about.

So I didn't want to push the button.

155. Is that right? 135.

Oh, maybe it's that plus that plus that plus that equals.

Okay, 70 plus 80 is 155. Plus 28. Plus 28 is... Quite

a few people see the math equations and suddenly, like, busy themselves.

And I was like, maths I know.

80, 83, 183. When you are doing quick math in your head...

If you get it wrong, it's a shame you'll never live down.

God,

I hope that math is right.

God, I hope that math is right.

And I can hear my parents being like, yay, we paid for private school. She can

do basic addition.

And it was worth everything.

Oh, thank you so much, everyone.

What an honour.

Oh, my God, another key and a wrench.

A what? A wrench.

Everyone's standing on one side of the room and I look down and I see the

and I think, just touch it.

Just touch it. What could go wrong?

But then I wasn't brave enough.

This is three keys.

And I can't even... I'll take this one. Is this anything?

Now, see where Abby is? There's a lock on that fuel tank, which now we can fuel

the car with. Oh!

Oh! Oh! It opened this one!

Got it.

Go ahead.

Okay.

Do not drink it. Oh, is this fuel?

It's fuel.

Oh, that's the petrol. No.

I still have a wrench as well if we want it. Does this, I don't know, is it

actually petrol? Oh my god, it's actually petrol.

Just from a safety thing, if we put petrol in the water tank, it's okay?

From a safety point of view, as it says on the tank, do not drink that water,

Josh. I know you're in the zone, but please do not drink that stuff. It is

okay to pour into the tank.

The Games Master says do not drink, which is good, because Daddy was very

thirsty. Okay. Ready?

I think the funnel might be... No, you're fine. Go. No, no. If you go like

go. And straight into the... If you do anything in this game, it makes you

out. And that's a reason why someone wants to vote you off.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm just going to cosplay for a bit.

And I want to keep playing with my friends forever, so I don't want to

out. But it's also getting in the way of me just, like, going for the win.

Comedian, 45 minutes are up.

Oh, what?

But thanks to your Games Master's gift, you have five more.

Use them well.

Do we have a key to the car yet? No.

Yes, we have the key to the boot.

Oh, but not the key to the... Oh,

it's here.

Is that the key to the car?

Is the boot in the car the same thing, usually?

Oh, you're right, it is. I'm sorry, it's not a separate key to the boot. Ah,

now, the key for the boot is also the key that starts the ignition.

Ah, right, I would definitely not have thought that. I would have thought,

that's used, put that aside, find another key.

Was this the last clue? Two minutes left.

Just this? Yeah, just this.

Shall we open the can?

We are under the pump, time is ticking, but I'm like, anything could be a clue.

That's what I'm thinking.

The tuna can!

This can could have a key in it.

You guys, nightmare scenario.

It's the stinkiest can of tuna you could have possibly found.

Oh, it's not a tuna in here now. An open tuna can in a small room?

Now you're really playing with fire.

Guys, the key goes in the car.

Oh!

They've started the car. The lights are on. Look.

Oh, it's got black light. Black light.

I'll tell you what, these escape room people love a bit of UV light.

This is the code they need to get out of the room.

What does it say?

Oh, no, no, in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, no, behind you, Celia. There's a number.

8290. 8290.

This one?

Yeah.

Let's see if Chris locks everybody in again.

It'll be a key for the garage door, surely.

Oh, yeah.

Does it fit like that? Does it get out?

Maybe it lets us out.

Chris Parker gets to unlock his second escape room.

Congratulations,

you're free.

I had a really good time in this room.

Comedy and art and stuff is so...

It's ethereal, and it's like, if people like it, but some people won't. Like,

there's no definitive, and there's something so satisfying about, this is

correct answer.

And when you do this and this, that happens, and you did it right. Good job.

Yeah, good one, good one, good one. That was a lean teamwork.

They did pretty good. What do you reckon?

They seem to do it very efficiently.

They left the car running, though. Is that a problem?

The button. We forgot about the button.

Should we go back and enter it?

Yeah, no panic button.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure what would make you turn to the panic button. Maybe

they're just afraid of you and the power that you wield. Well, that could be it.

I am an intimidating horse.

Okay, all right, all right. Yeah.

Congratulations.

You escaped the mechanics workshop and you've earned yourself another Games

Masters gift.

However, there is one more thing to take care of.

Snack.

Elimination. Take your evil lighting and get out of here.

Rather not if it's okay with you, Ro.

It was fun getting out, but now we're going to do an elimination again.

I hate it.

Comedian.

Before we begin the vote, I do have Frank here for emotional support. Frank,

anything you'd like to say?

Do not fear elimination.

After the neural procedure,

I have been experiencing peace and acceptance.

Oh, great.

That's relief.

And we need to settle something from earlier, the panic button.

Nobody pressed it.

Now, it is a shame, though, because if anyone had have pressed it, you would

have received immunity from the vote.

This elimination could have been a walk in the park.

We've all deliberately made it harder for ourselves.

Why?

We're spineless people pleasers.

You're about to vote to eliminate one of your fellow comedians.

The only rule is you can't vote for yourself.

Nice, we can still vote for Frank.

On the table...

are badges with everyone's faces.

Pick the person you want to eliminate, slip them in your pocket, and head back

to the group.

I know I've got a target on my back.

One, I unlocked a door, and two, I unlocked a very sticky can of tuna.

You're about to vote.

to eliminate one of your fellow comedians.

Hayley. Oh, why do I stand here?

You are first up.

Please choose.

Oh!

Who do you think she's going to go with? I have absolutely no idea.

Look, an elimination is never fun, but it's necessary.

For drama?

And it's necessary to whittle ourselves down to one winner.

Abby, please cast your vote.

My strategy is to select someone who I'm pretty confident no one else is going

to choose. And basically, I'm going to just do like a swing and a miss.

Old elbow grease, Chris Parker.

Please head to the table.

So my strategy for the last time was random. I think I was so surprised by

elimination, I didn't want to hurt any feelings.

And now I've got a very clear strategy. And this strategy is all about keeping

myself in the game one escape room longer.

My favorite tool, Luke McGregor.

Please, approach the table.

Celia.

Um...

What was I doing?

Josh. May the sword of Demma please guide my hand.

I'm trying to think about who I should eliminate.

There's no reason to eliminate anybody.

Unless they're really good.

It is time to reveal one by one who you voted for.

Hayley.

You, sir.

I found this really difficult today because I think our teamwork was

extraordinary. There was a moment...

in the room where everyone was really working and one team member under the

guise of a welfare tech did go to the boot of the car and kind of just have a

little chit chat.

And for that reason, Luke.

See, that's fair.

Thank you.

She is tough. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

But that'd be a lesson to everybody.

Never check on your friend.

Abby, please reveal your vote.

The person I have selected, I think they have most likely drank gasoline today.

And I believe them to be poisoned. And I would like them to go to the hospital.

So... Josh, I have selected you today.

I appreciate your concern.

I selected Josh because I knew he'd be fine. I was pretty sure no one else was

going to vote for him. Thank you, baby.

You're welcome. That's really caring. I know we keep joking about the fact that

he drank petrol. It was water. It was actually water.

Chris.

Oh, no.

This really feels like kicking a person while they're on their knees, drinking

gallons of petrol.

I voted out our escape room master.

Because he was too good. Maybe that's why they got rid of me as well. That's

making sense, yeah.

Luke, would you please cast your vote?

First of all, I really like hanging out with this person.

Second of all, they could not have known that this was a thing.

So it's not their fault.

However, someone did open a can of tuna.

And I really don't like canned tuna.

So, Chris, I'm so sorry. No, no, I deserve it.

As soon as that tuna was open, it was like, I'm toast. I knew it. That damn

of tuna has sealed my fate.

It stinks in here.

Chris opened a can of tuna, and I'm glad he did it, because if it was just me, I

would have been ripped deep in that can. I was so hungry, and it smelled so

good. Celia. The person that I am giving the badge to, I honestly believe is the

best out of all of us at Escape Room.

But they spent half the challenge lying down, so... Oh!

Thank you so much. I'm so sorry. That's what you get for being locked in a boot.

I'll put it on my heart.

Where it hurts the most.

Well, I wouldn't have picked Celia as driven by spite, but there you go.

Comedian.

Josh holds the next vote.

If he votes for Luke, Chris or Abby, we'll tie the vote.

Or, if he places that vote on Celia or Hayley, he's essentially eliminating

himself. Wow.

My heart is heavy with the badges of my own stupid face hanging off it, and I

know I have the deciding vote.

If I get it wrong, I will go home.

Well, well, well.

And the power that my hand doth wield.

I chose to vote strategically against who I thought would be my greatest

I knew that Jocelyn was coming for me, and this is exactly why I voted the way

did. Comedian, we have a tie.

We know.

Tiebreaker, I'm guessing now it'll be some sort of fight to the death, or

whoever can eat the most tuna are the quickest.

In the event of a tiebreaker, the deciding vote goes to

the previously eliminated...

Contestant. Just so happens we have one here.

Just putting it out there, Frank loves the hat.

You have every right, Frank. You have every right.

I voted for Frank.

He has every right to take me down.

And I know it's coming, and I prepared myself.

I don't know.

I'm met.

Let's put it this way. Who would you like to have hang out with us here?

Maybe I'll go with that. I'll go with that approach to soften the blow.

I don't know how Frank's going to vote. Like, he is a comic genius. He's got a

heart of a clown, you know?

He just wants to see chaos.

Escape team.

Frank has made his decision.

The comedian.

who shall be leaving the void and joining us here in the control room

is

Chris.

Chris,

take your horrible tuna -ridden hand.

Embrace your friend.

And leave my void.

You'll never eat tuna again.

Buddy!

Damn you, Frank.

Damn you, Frank.

It's an honour, and I'm glad to finally loosen this necktie that's been cutting

blood off to the brain.

I don't know how I'm feeling.

On one hand, this is the most fun you could possibly have as an adult.

Remember, it's the pool door.

On the other hand... This is, like, next -level psychological torture.

Bye! As for the

rest of you, well done!

Yay! You completed another room and survived another episode of Celebrity

Escape.

Hey, enjoy it, because things are only going to get weirder from here.

Next time on Celebrity Escape.

Comedians, it's time to enter the coffin.

Last night's Christmas party got a little bit out of hand.

There's a lot to this one. This is probably the most complicated room. I

love to see a group fail.

They hate each other. A decision has been reached.

This boy is ready to have his revenge.