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Hi, I'm Rove McManus, but from now on you can call me your Games Master.

Welcome to the very first episode of Celebrity Escape.

Hooray! Seven comedians, six escape rooms.

Oh my God, I was a teenage witch.

All vying for one completely worthless trophy.

This cosy little crash pad, this is my control room.

From here, I'll start the timer, release the clues. I oversee absolutely

everything. From master, we can control.

Check this out. This is the void.

The threshold between safety and the unknown.

Oh, my God, the tuna.

Not up to anything at all. Our comedians will return here again and again.

Sometimes they will feel triumphant. Sometimes they will feel disappointed.

I can guarantee you every time they will feel terrified.

Oh my gosh!

Just wait till they see what I have in store.

Here are your celebrities.

It's time to get ready for celebrity escape.

Oh, no.

This looks like a mental hospital.

I think we've died.

I actually almost died once and it was not unlike this.

Really? Yeah. We are in this real purple...

Hospital hallway.

This is the afterlife.

It's a lovely shade of purple.

I was going to say, I'd be quite into the limelight.

But if it was limbo, wouldn't they have like some chairs or something?

I'm very excited to work with my best friend Celia.

We like hanging out in real life.

And so as far as the afterlife goes, it's pretty, it's quite nice.

I'm waiting for the scary twins to come out of that door.

Like I could hear the sound of a ghostly child singing, you know, do you know

when there's a...

Feels like something's going to burst out of somewhere, like a gurney.

Clowns with chainsaws, I'm so scared.

But I've got a lot of space to do cool tricks.

I feel triggered like at the dark side.

I'm 42, this could be a mistake.

Quite quick to cartwheel. I forgot that I had a kid and I'm wearing a one piece.

It was a mistake, it was a mistake.

Celia's dark cartwheeling, I'm thinking, that's a really brave offer.

I'm scared this is when the clowns will come out.

So of course I'm going to get cartwheeling too.

Okay.

Well,

well, well.

Hello friends and work acquaintances.

Rose hosting this, unbelievable.

I mean, I'm genuinely starstruck.

Welcome to Celebrity Escape.

Yes.

Me and my sister used to watch Rove Live every single Friday. We loved Rove so

much. So, man, that guy looks exactly the same.

He is an agent today.

So this officially marks the beginning of your competition and perhaps the end

of your sanity, if you had any to begin with. And this is The Voice.

Now this is not one of the rooms. So if you're looking at this gun, this seems

really easy. Yes, there's a door there. There's a door there. This is not how it

works. How it works is behind each of these doors lies the sixth escape room

that you will be facing this season. Each one comes with its own theme as

as its own range of clues, puzzles and obstacles that you will have to find to

escape the room.

Before we get into it, by show of hands, who has...

played in a skate room before.

Awesome.

Are you our sacrificial lamb?

So to speak, yeah. I've never done it. It sort of sounds horrible.

It's never tickled me as a part -time or a source of entertainment.

I'm much more of sort of like, glass of wine on the deck.

I'll meet you afterwards. I'll be having a glass of wine on the deck. Why are

you here?

I'm imagining I'm feeling somewhat trapped and unable to escape, which I

is sort of the point.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm just like a newborn little baby deer just trying to find my

feet. And I think I could stumble upon some things that other people will look

over. Now, Luke and Celia, you have played in an escape room before

How do you think that experience will help you today?

Big time.

I love escape rooms.

For my Bucks night, my best friend Celia and I just did an escape room and then

went and had lasagna.

Because I'm basically Garfield, but Garfield who likes escape rooms.

We have left every single room we've ever been in. That's why we're here.

for this one. Otherwise we'd still be in those rooms. That's right. We've got

our very single room.

I've got a toddler so I don't get to do much. My life is in the escape room now.

Getting out of my house.

is the escape room at the moment.

But yeah, so I've done them a bit, not as much as I would like. Probably I go

them more often than I go to the dentist, less often than I get my nails

Abby, what skills do you think you bring to Celebrity Escape?

People say to me all the time, Abby, I bet you're good at puzzles, but I think

that's just a euphemism for having no social skills.

You're really hard to talk to, but geez, you know how to do a jigsaw.

I'm actually quite nervous about it because, like, weirdly I feel pressure

autistic. Like, you know, if I get out there and I can't do puzzles, people

be like, you know, what are you good for?

Now, Josh, you seem to think that your biggest attribute here is that you are

possibly going to be too good at it. It's a real cross to bear. I assume I'm

going to win, but who knows, who knows. It'll be nice to hang out. I mean, some

people came here to have fun and hang out and make jokes and stuff. I'm here

get out.

I don't want to be competitive, but if someone thinks they're more competitive

than me, I'm going to waste them.

Chris, have you ever, like, managed to get out of a room ever in your life?

I've gotten out of closets, I've gotten out of all sorts of things. I think I'll

be okay, yeah.

I feel like everything I've done in my life has led up to this.

which I can only describe as the sort of emotional peak of my existence.

And Frank, I know that you have done escape rooms with your children.

Has that prepared you for doing escape rooms with comedians?

Um, I think these guys are going to be great.

Yes, you will.

Yes, you will.

I'm the youngest of seven kids and I could never win anything, particularly

against my older brother, Tim.

He was better than me at everything.

So I think I might have developed like a psychological safety net of going, I'm

going to be the lovable loser as opposed to the winner. So as a result, I'm not

competitive at all.

So here's how it works, right? So each room has a strict 45 -minute time limit.

As soon as you enter the room, the door will lock behind you and the countdown

will begin.

You must uncover as many clues as you can to solve the puzzle and escape the

room. If you manage to do that successfully within the time limit, you

receive the Game Master's gift.

But if you fail to make it out in time, well...

then you shall face the Game Master's wrath.

Trust me, you do not want to know what it is, because my wrath is particularly

wrathy. I tell you what I don't want, the Game Master's wrath.

Mainly because I don't want to hear Rove mispronounce wrath again.

I don't want to hear him say wrath, wrath, wrath.

All right, enough chit -chat.

Let's get into it. I'm going to throw you in at the deep end, your first room

away. I'm going to head to the control room where I'll be watching on. If you

head to the door with the crescent moon, I will say, good luck.

You'll need it.

This is the witch's cavern. Once home to Tituba, a real woman accused of

witchcraft during the Salem trial.

Every clue here traces back to her final spell.

Inside are five puzzles designed to be solved in order.

First, hidden symbols must be decoded to arrange a ritual shrine, unlocking a

wand and a skull.

The wand reveals a hidden key and a strip of enchanted fabric, a message

only makes sense when wrapped around the right object.

That leads to a book of spells and a cauldron that only reacts when the

ingredients are added in the correct order. Green means right, red means very

wrong.

Finally, a message from beyond the grave reveals the last code and one final

surprise before freedom.

All they need to do is stay calm and follow instructions.

If they can do that, in 45 minutes or less, they will win my game's master's

gift. Fail, and they will face my wrath.

Comedians, you may enter your first escape room now.

Welcome to the witch's cabin.

Oh my God, I was a teenage witch.

Oh my God.

I don't know what twisted minds created these rooms, but I am beginning to fear

there is a witch hiding in this room. So I'm already panicking because that is

my number one fear.

Comedians, welcome to the witch's cabin.

Hocus pocus.

It's giving Salem witch trials. It's giving Ice Dog Goody Parker dancing with

the devil. Your objective is to unlock the door you entered through. To do

you must uncover the story of who lived here.

There is a letter on the table. I will begin with that.

And I would also hurry if I were you, because the clock.

is ticking.

Read the scroll, Ed.

Can I do a voice? Please, please.

An appropriate voice. A witch's voice.

I once called this cabin mine.

Now I wait by curse confined.

They stole my name. They damned my plea. Complete my spell.

Say my name and set me free. Russell Stilkins. Pitch your bar.

Pitch your bar. Pitch your bar.

Now, see that graffiti on the wall? That's not modern art. That's actually a

clue if they can decipher it. Do you reckon that's the cell?

Yes. And there are these symbols.

Ooh, good.

I was kind of dumb when I came in. Did people notice that?

I was quite alpha.

I was like, here's what we're going to do. I feel like I came in, like, worry

not, you know. She is the art of the scroll.

Match the... Piers?

Piers. Piers. Piers.

But she said, say my name and set me free. We have some numbers here.

10, 2 and 15.

We get this scroll that is clearly the first clue, because Rove tells us.

It couldn't be more straightforward.

Then immediately, and this is where I think the

flaw in the show is, because you've cast comedians in here. They all just go

like running in a million different directions and almost...

entirely forget the scroll altogether.

Oh, this is, wait, this is a four number lock.

And there's a three there. With the initial letter, I think I would have

tried to get a sense of what are we thinking we're getting from that letter

before we moved on. Oh, we just all moved on.

Found some twine.

Awesome. In a drawer.

Should we, if we find something that we think is significant, maybe we should

put it on the table or something. So we're collecting significant things.

Frank is very good at just like bringing the room together.

So does anybody from the note get a feeling of like, what is the first thing

need to solve?

Could it be the hat?

Could it be sort of...

light and whimsical look in his eyes.

He's just a steady pair of hands and I just love the guy.

I'll do whatever he says.

He says jump. Baby, I'm jumping.

Oh, Frank being very methodic in his approach.

He's going to be the thinker of the group, I think, which is terrifying.

There seems to be quite a bit of twine as well. My public comedic persona is

kind of a bit of a bumbling, you know, innocent sort of fool.

And I like people to think that behind the scenes there's this, like, really

intelligent, wise man who's, you know, puppeteering the goofy guy.

Can we put the twine on the table and then... And it is going to be a bit

embarrassing for them to discover that behind the bumbling, goofy guy, there's

just another bumbling, goofy guy.

K in the middle of the pentagram. The symbol, diamond, K -M -L.

What they don't realise at this point...

is that they are looking for objects in the room that have those symbols on the

wall written on them. We did test this with preschoolers, so we know it's

achievable. Oh!

So, um, OK, if we find something, we put it on here, and that will...? OK.

All they've been able to work out is that things need to be put onto the

of paper with symbols on it.

Or we're in trouble. And then we also have the clock over there that has three

numbers on it. What is a nodule?

There's a nodule.

Hey, where are the goos? Yeah, team.

Is this fun? Just watching us?

I'm having a great time. Look, big congrats on working out that things need

to be put onto the pentagram with symbols on it. Well done.

And look.

Special, special acknowledgement to Celia for finding twine.

There we go.

The ten minutes have passed and it looks like they're almost ready to begin.

White candles, white candles. Calm down everybody.

Do we light it?

Everything is a clue in these things. You have to touch every object.

Consensually guys guys guys as well. I found these books.

Oh, yeah.

I find two books spells and potions Are they useful?

Probably this one has bubble bubble twirling, you know, I don't say that

Are they useful right now in this moment? Absolutely not. Yeah, I reckon

throw these into the corner. Does it distract us?

and kill into our time? You betcha.

Guys,

I genuinely think seek the thimble, match the pears. We just need to find

damn tree.

Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.

Is this a bone?

Oh!

Oh!

Put it on there, put it on there, put it on there. Guys, here's the bronze!

Oh!

My word.

Put them on and a doll.

Nothing. Do it again. Okay. Oh, we were going to say Tituba. I don't know if we

should... Seek the symbol.

Match the pairs.

Tituba.

Nothing happens, nada.

Okay, back to the spell.

You know what, guys? We should definitely try putting it in the

the first one? We're going to say that... It seems they're getting a

overly focused with the cauldron.

Beauty in the cave.

Thicker than water is that one. Protection of thee, we're saying, is

They need to concentrate on the first clue, guys. The first clue.

There's a big pot.

I get it. Calm down.

Comedian? Yeah? That is incorrect.

What?

The cauldron will come into play. Not right now. You have other clues to

uncover. The spell books was a cruel mistress.

I wanted to spend all my time with her, but I've got the old wife of the

pentagram over there.

We're back to that. Maybe we should just sit with these lovely books,

potentially. Like, we're clearly so close here, but I don't think we've seen

full effect of that.

Noting, still have not asked for help these very arrogant comedians.

Are we too proud yet to ask Ro for a clue?

If you would like a clue, I can help you out. You know what, there's no shame in

asking for help. Yes, please, Rob, can we have a clue?

I'll tell you this, you're very close.

It just seems to me that those bones need to represent more of your favourite

type of steak.

Rob gave us a clue, which was it's like the kind of steak you like, which I

guess means a T -bone steak.

I like an entrecote steak, but, you know, whatever.

Now, if I can put them in the correct order, Bob's your witch's victim, and a

trunk will open.

What do you need? A T -bone.

Okay, let's all see what it is. Okay, there's a skull, so it's a vessel for

thought no more.

And just a classic stick with string around it. That's our next clue, right?

There's also something to do with this.

Like, is this a stirrer of some kind?

Now that wand has a tag on it. That tag has an image of the house that matches

the one on the map.

It's a clue!

So what have we got so far? We've got the book with the clue, with

something about pulling it in. We've got two books. We've got a stick.

We've got a skull now. But what does the stick mean? Is this because we're going

to mix it up?

Next.

Beauty and Decay. So that one with the green flowers?

Pickers and Water is Blood.

We think that's Bloodheart, yeah.

Comedians.

I know you're loving that quote.

Let us make a spell roll. Okay.

Put them back on the table.

Okay. But there is a second puzzle you have yet to complete.

Okay. But it's got to be something to do with the stick or the map. And there's

this one and there's the padlock. And there's also the number numbers.

So we have the numbers on the clock. But I think we're ignoring the clue we just

got. And it's 1534, right? You know?

There are moments where I...

I really do feel like this is the direction we should go in. And then

around and there'd be like six people spread wide, like yanking on drawers.

No, no. It's a four digit.

One, five, three, four. And I kept saying to everyone, I think this is it.

this is the clue. And we're over here turning clocks, Luke.

Yeah, 10 to 15.

Oh wait, 10 to 3?

And we're over here bloody opening drawers, Chris.

I was like, this is the thing. It's got to be something with this home thing in

the skull because that's what we just found.

It might be a magnet -y thing.

Oh,

I got it!

It's the wrong end.

Josh picks up the wand and everyone's like, old Josh found the magnet.

That's crazy that we were focusing on the stick that we just found.

I'm so chill.

So chill. But Hayley, it wasn't just, quote, a stick.

I know, Rove. I was trying to tell everyone.

You can tell I'm chill because of the tension in my jaw and neck.

That's how chill I am.

Oh, I got it!

It's the wrong end. That end was heavy.

I see that Hayley has kind of given up with the wooden stick thing. Oh, oh no,

I've got to drag it. You've got to drag it.

So I hold it up next to the home part. It's like, oh wow, I've got a magnet

thing. This is really cool.

You've got to drag it. Oh, no, it's gone. It fell down.

And then I kind of move it, and then it drops off.

It was there, and then it went plunk down here.

Comedians, you were on the right track.

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Keep going. Well done.

All right, this one's a bit cheeky because there's a key hidden behind the

in a maze. They have to use the magnetised wand to find its way wee,

all the way home.

Or just out of the hole.

Do it.

It doesn't want to go to the right.

It must be a... Or maybe across the bridge back. Yeah.

That'd be the way I'd take it.

We could find ourselves in a bit of a dangerous position where there's just a

whole bunch of comedians in a room being like, you've got this, but no one

actually having it.

Okay, okay.

Because we do like to be sort of cheerleaders for the group.

Okay, Josh.

Take a little breath.

You're doing well.

Because I know that sometimes I can be a bit like bull in a china shop vibes and

just kind of charge at these things.

I can't do it, Chris. You're going to have to do it, Chris.

You've got to. You're going to have to do it, Chris.

And sharing is caring, and everyone should have a turn. I remember these

from school, so I have to remember them in this professional environment.

You've still got to. I think so. Yeah.

Don't be an escape hog.

You've got to. Okay, we're coming to the forest. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Okay.

She's a catcher. It's your moment.

The key unlocks the drawer. We pull it out.

There's a robe in there. Hayley puts on the robe. She looks great.

She's a classic winter.

It's in her colour palette.

There's lots of letters on this.

Strap here. And a star at the top.

What about this? Is this anything? I think you're bang on.

It's a star which matches the star there. Have you tried wrapping it

I would say this is made for quite a petite woman.

Look how you look incredible in that cloak, but what's important is the strap

with the letters on it.

Now, this is a tricky thing called a side -tail cipher. It's actually an old

-school way of... spy work from ancient Greece.

On the different edges, could there be a word on the different... Oh, yeah.

Like maybe on the other side or something. When the letter is wrapped

correctly, the letters will spell a word they need.

It spells spells.

It spells the word spells.

It spells spells.

She spells my spells.

by the witch's hut.

What have we got?

Sleepy?

Yes. Sleepy. No vowels in this room.

Our method was to wrap it around and then just wrap it around again and

about the object.

Seed of the midnight sky.

Seed. There are two things that are hard in an escape room. One, because you're

not close to something, you want to just fan out and just start doing something

else. Sagittarius? Yeah.

Seed of the...

And the other thing is, watching someone just do something and wanting to do it

yourself. When Celia is winding the strap word around that thing, I just

wanted to grab it and have a go, but then I realised I would not have

new to do with it. I'd just be doing the same thing.

And then we all just stood around watching her doing it.

Celia could be about to work it out. Rob, am I doing the right thing here?

Sorry, is everyone okay with my answer? Otherwise I'm just going to keep

wrapping this up. You are doing the right thing. Okay, have I already got

answer?

What answer do you think you've got?

Vatch.

The word vatch. The word vatch. Vatch with a V.

V -A -T -C -H.

Vatch. Now I'm thinking vatch.

Isn't vatch a word?

And Celia, what do you think a vash is?

Well, it's the wickedest witch of the age. We can't say it. The wicked witch

the vash?

No, it's not that much. No.

Comedians, 30 minutes have passed. I don't know about time! 15 minutes. Okay,

all right. 30 minutes. I was like, sweet, we've got ages.

I was like, has been.

Not remaining, has been.

I think we're going to get a clue.

I am starting to get pretty shirty because I heard Rogue call that 15

and I had no idea it had taken that long and I started to really panic because I

felt like we just got stuck and on the word belt, whatever that thing is.

Breakaway, think for another second.

I just don't know how we're going to crack it.

So he's thinking of doing the right thing. So let me try again putting it on

of each other.

When you can't figure something out, it's really upsetting when you know

an answer there and you just can't see it.

Deed of the Midnight Sky.

Deed of the Midnight Sky.

Is it relevant that it's a horse?

What do you ride? A life in any other way.

Deed of the Midnight Sky.

A memory of flying.

Feather, feather, feather.

Looks like they've given up on the side -tail cipher.

We're just clashing at straws now. Or broomstick.

It's quite funny that you're going, you're going, what is the seed of the

What is it?

I think that's an accident.

That's fine. Look, it was the borer who was holding it. I'm actually prefer a

shorter stick.

I think the wrapping is correct, right? Yeah.

All right, I'm out.

We hate the strap. That strap thing can get in the bin. I'm going to run into

traffic if we keep this at the end. If we can't get this... I can't. I can't

sleep. What are they doing? I've got a better chance of getting out of my gym

membership than they have getting out of this room.

Should we just ask for the word? I don't want to be... I think we're going to

have, like, ten minutes left to do it all. Maybe.

Hey, Ro, how long have we got?

Ten minutes remaining, comedians.

Ten minutes remaining.

A clue?

A clue.

I don't think there's no harm in a clue. I don't mind asking for clues. I'm not

above asking for help, you know.

Check my ego with a door.

That's what I would say.

Rob, can we have a clue, please?

Your clue is the word it spells is spell.

Are you serious?

We've been doing spells this whole time. We go back to the book that we'd

already been trying to do that whole time.

Here we go.

They're finally at the cauldron. So this is the one we were doing before, a

vessel for thought no more.

Green's green, we've got a green light.

Now when they put the ingredients in, if the cauldron glows green, the spell is

working. If it glows red, their goose is caught.

Thicker than water.

From which the finish goes.

Green with a green light.

Protection from thee, I reckon the salt. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Protection of thee, and then there's this wreath with flowers on it as a

there. Is that relevant? Garlic.

Garlic. Garlic. Garlic, yep.

No. No, we're out.

We're out. Garlic's wrong.

Five minutes to go, if now or never.

Rob, should we start again from the beginning? Start from the beginning and

it slowly.

Okay. Okay, we'll pause the clock. We're very stressed, but you've got this,

guys.

Thought no more.

Go.

Beauty in decay.

A decaying flower.

Thicker than water.

From which the phoenix rose. Protection of thee.

Garlic. Garlic for 100.

Is it your coat?

Do we try the jacket? Protection of thee. Can I have 100? Or I'm going to

sprinkling the salt. Oh, yeah, no. Okay, we'll try the jacket too. It could be

raining and it could be protection from the rain.

It's going to be a more literal thing that actually protects people.

I don't know. I'm just going to try.

I'm going to try. Salt.

Yay!

Come on, Peter!

The twine, the twine.

Someone put the twine. It's a twine.

A bang.

Yay!

What's that? Is that it? What's the end of this? Is that the end of this?

Hands now bound. The circle holds.

Chant her name to restore her soul.

They came

from

Salem.

Seven shadows in the night.

I heard them screaming.

by the old road.

Four crows circled above as their torches lit

the bluff beyond the graveyard.

At nine chimes of the clock, I hid inside my wooden

tomb.

Oh, I'm on this one. I feel good about that. There's numbers in it. They're

going to mean something.

It was seven, and I was like, remember the numbers. This is my issue with all

witches' cabins.

Never a pad and a pen.

Two locks turned, and silence claimed me.

Free me to free yourselves.

She's in the cupboard. Seven, four, nine, two.

She's in the cupboard.

By the way, there's someone in the cupboard. Hayley, don't say she's in the

cupboard. 90 seconds, I don't know where to look.

Seven. 7, 4, 9, 2.

7, 4.

Witches should have pens. I'll say it again.

7, 4, 9, 2.

Celia is great at poems, great at numbers.

If something's coming out of Celia, it's either a poem or a number.

7, 4, 9, 2. And whatever happens to your face when this opens is going to be

fine. I'm so scared, guys. I am so scared a witch is going to come out. I'm

being so brave right now. You're doing so well, Chris.

Just face your fears, do it anyway.

She's dead, she's dead.

We clearly took too long.

And what she got around her wrist, but a key.

Go, go, go, go, go!

We've got a key, guys.

For what?

There's another lock over there. Oh no, we've done it all. I was like, was there

any other locks? And I was like, no.

Hold on.

I'll put it here.

This is the key. This is the final key.

I can't believe I'm holding the final key in my hand. Hold on, there's another

cell in the book. Could be a red herring. Should we try this? Is it going

fit?

No,

it's definitely not this key.

He's doing that, and I was like, oh, it's not the key. And my heart dropped.

like, it's not the key. We've got another whole clue to go. We're not

have enough time.

Free her to free yourself.

Final ten seconds.

I've locked it.

Get out!

Comedians, congratulations on completing your first escape room.

And since you have finished the room on time, you will be awarded my Games

Masters gift.

I'll tell you more about that next time because before I let you leave, there's

one final detail you should probably hear.

Silly me, forgot to mention this at the start.

But from this point on, at the end of every room, one of you will be

eliminated.

Now?

We won't do it.

Behold, the lighting has changed.

Get ready for this.

Here is how elimination works on Celebrity Escape.

At the end of each episode, you must vote to remove one of your fellow

comedians from the escape team.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Hey, spoilers.

You cannot vote for yourself.

I know, Luke, I know.

This is really mean, Ro.

I don't want to eliminate anyone.

And more importantly, I don't want to be eliminated.

I don't want to be eliminated.

Immediately, I was taken back to, like, school or something.

Frank.

Yeah.

You are up first.

In front of you, on the table, are seven badges.

Each with one of your fellow comedian's faces on it.

On my say -so, I want you to walk forward, choose the badge of the

would like to eliminate, pop it in your pocket, away from prying eyes,

and then take your place back in line.

Frank, I've enjoyed being your friend.

Just do it, Frank.

Picking somebody for elimination, it's a struggle for me to do that. I actually

can't do it.

Wow. I'm like, who do I vote for? What do I do?

I'm truly torn. I think the only way to go about this, going old school, eeny,

meeny, miny, moe.

I'm going to think of the silliest reason.

I love you all equally, except one of you slightly less.

And choose someone who I think no one else is going to vote for, so they'll be

safe.

I'm worried I'm going to lose a friend.

So I am very upset by this process.

I am a cop away from soiling myself.

I am a real people pleaser and hurting people's feelings is like

anxiety in a can for me.

She is a witch.

Lucky last.

why I did the roly poly.

If I'm going to take the coward's way out of doing the random, give them a

Well done, everyone.

You now all have a badge in your pocket.

Now, one at a time, you will walk to the person you voted for and give it to

them like a little badge of dishonour.

The person wearing the most badges At the end, we'll be eliminated.

Frank, please reveal who you have voted for and why.

After much deep thought, I voted for Chris.

Yeah. And the reason why I voted for Chris is essentially because I despise

man. Yeah.

I'm glad to have it all out in the open.

Thanks for that.

Oh, my back!

Chris,

please reveal your vote.

The person whose badge I have picked wasn't Eenie,

wasn't Meenie, wasn't Miney.

Are you a Moe?

Sorry.

It's okay, I'm Moe. You're Moe, yeah.

I'm okay. I'm okay being Mo.

I wish I hadn't smiled so much for this photo, but it's okay.

Hi, Seal.

Hi. Please reveal your vote. Thank you.

Okay, this is really awful.

And I'm the first person who didn't do random. And I've made a choice. And I

feel particularly terrible because this person, I genuinely think we are

beginning to form a real friendship, which I hope that we can survive.

But I chose the silliest reason I could think of, which was when we came into

the void.

I did a cartwheel and this person also did a cartwheel and it was better than

mine. Oh, please. I know, I know. And then now I've seen Abby do that. I

have voted for Abby. Put it on me.

Chris. It's going to look great.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. Forgive me.

Luke, it is time to reveal your vote.

I have never felt confident enough.

to wear a hat inside.

And so the person I picked is a constant reminder of my lack of self -esteem.

Thanks.

Thank you for being the person I couldn't.

Still could be anyone eliminated from the game.

Joshy T, my man.

Who did you vote for and why?

I chose this person because I too have always wanted to wear a hat.

Damn hat!

I know, I know.

So I'm sorry.

Hayley!

Lovely bit of misdirection there.

Damn hat. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

We now are at a tied vote.

Two votes Frank, two votes Chris.

One vote for Hayley with two votes left. And Hayley's next to vote, so she can't

vote for herself.

Hayley, it's your time to shine, girl.

I actually... I actually cast my vote

on behalf of not me, but more production.

There was one comedian.

Who straight up snapped a prop in half.

I do have unbridled rage.

So for that reason, Frank.

I'm sorry, it was the witch's broom.

It's all right, I forgive you.

Oh, Frank.

That's three votes now for Frank.

Are you sure it had nothing to do with the hat? The hat I would have loved to

have kept in a room with.

Comedians. There is one vote left, and according to my calculations, one vote

can change everything, and that vote belongs to... Surprise!

Abby. Okay, so this is totally random. I have no idea who this is.

Again, should we do like a... You didn't think about it during your Ford roll?

Who the person in my pockets is, and that was

chosen by the hand of Lady Fate herself.

Oh, no, she hates me.

Celia!

Oh,

Frankie.

Can we group hug? No, no. Frank,

get in there.

We're sorry. So that means the comedian with the most badges tonight

and the first to be eliminated from Celebrity Escape, guys, you'll

never get.

It's Frank Woodley.

That's what having a hat and having super strength gets you. Let that be

a lesson to future contestants. Frank, I'm so sorry, but thank you so much for

being part of it. However, your time competing on Celebrity Escape ends here.

Oh, Frank.

Please exit the void.

And wave politely to the people who voted you out. Rude.

But don't go too far, because we're not done with you just yet.

Next time on Celebrity Escape.

Comedians. I'm not great at maths.

But it seems to me that maybe you're missing something.

We're about to go into our second escape room and I'm feeling really confident.

Welcome to the mechanic workshop.

Oh yeah, mate, bloody good to be here. Those panicked shouts.

Are you in a barrel?

Are your teammates?

You have unlocked a new level of power.

I think it's going to my head. Your mission is simple.

Elimination could have been a walk in the park.

We've all deliberately made it harder for ourselves.

Comedians, we have a time.