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At last.
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The ancient headdress of... Batman!
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-That's not my size, Tut.
-Not what I meant.
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Vicki Vale live at Gotham Museum,
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where Batman has brought down
super villain King Tut.
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I'm no mere villain.
I'm a deity incarnate.
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Behold! My graceful, godlike abilities.
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-Uh...
-Poor guy.
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Oof!
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Does anyone have a spare set of robes?
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King Tut's
private collection on public display.
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That and more at the top of the hour.
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And at the hands of Batman,
my bottom became my rock bottom.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that.
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Your butt was all anyone
could talk about for weeks.
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Yeah, you became a meme.
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Just once, I'd like to see Batman suffer
that kind of embarrassment.
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I shall go one further!
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For just once,
I would love to kick his big bat butt!
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The best way to say it is to his face.
Let me have it!
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I'm Batman.
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Not buying it, huh?
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Not really.
Take heart, brothers and sisters.
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Because of E*VIL,
our days of humiliation are now behind us.
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But they are on top of us.
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This is going to be the first Wayne
family interview for both of you.
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Now, Vicki Vale is going
to want to talk to you one-on-one.
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You know, give the world an informal,
off-the-cuff sense of who you are.
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So let's rehearse those answers
I gave you.
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Okay. Good question, Miss Vale.
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My interests include
being an, um, upstanding citizen,
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spending time with family,
and maintaining a strong gippa at school.
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Good. Maybe for the interview,
don't read off your hand.
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And it's GPA, not gippa.
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Don't you think we should decide
how the world sees us?
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You can. You get to decide
what you want to play on the violin.
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Can I play thrash metal?
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-What about Paganini?
-How about Paga-nuh-uh.
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I thought
she was going to burn the violin,
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but she burned you with her words.
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Look, there hasn't even been a Wayne
family to interview since I was a kid.
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Back then,
my parents had everything under control.
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Not a single hair was out of place.
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They made sure everything was perfect.
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Now, it's my turn to make sure
this day is perfect for you.
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-Aww!
-Blegh.
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Where's Alicia?
Vicki wants to interview the whole family.
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Oh. Then where's Pap Pap
and Dr. Langstrom?
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Oh, huh. Yeah, I-I don't know.
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So he thinks he can bribe us
to stay in here with junk food?
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Huh?
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Well, mark my words.
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Ra’s Al Ghul will be interviewed by Vicki!
And the world shall quake in awe!
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Hit me with some chocolate sauce, Daddio.
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Daddio? Don't insult me
with your antiquated colloquialisms.
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Manners, please.
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Ah, won't stay down.
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Alfred, get the glue.
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Vicki's early.
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Quick, look relaxed and happy,
but not too sweaty or unnatural.
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Coming.
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Welcome to our Wayne family...
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We're here!
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-Hey, Brucey.
-Hey, Brucey! How's it going?
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What are you guys doing here?
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Their brownstone had a bit
of a plumbing issue.
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I told them they could crash here.
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Speaking of plumbing,
where's the old snake hole?
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Alicia, a word?
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You're overreacting, Bruce.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Who would put a wall here?
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There's a grown man dressed
as a giant insect in our living room.
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Yeah, well, the ceiling collapse
in E*VIL’s brownstone was your fault.
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-My fault?
-You remember?
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You tried to be Mr. Handyman.
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Did we fix it?
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The flooding led to mold.
Mold led to--
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-Fine. They can stay.
-Yay! Thank you.
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This will be good for E*VIL.
They've been down in the dumps lately.
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
They just can't go anywhere near Vicki.
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I need this interview to go perfect.
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Don't worry, Bruce.
The last thing they want is to be on TV.
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Oh, we'll be happy to do the interview.
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-Yeah, we're part of the Wayne family now.
-Hey, you like snakes, sis?
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Hey, camera guy. Take our picture.
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Cheese!
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For keepsies!
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Enough of these children's games, Doctor.
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We should be preparing
for my big interview.
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All right. How does this sound?
"Welcome to my home, Vicki Vale."
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That's technically
Bruce's home, so that's a lie.
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Shush it, fleabag. This is my interview.
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I have to say,
I'm quite curious, Mr. Wayne,
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not everyone
has such a good relationship with E*VIL.
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Well, you know, not really a relationship.
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Do you mind if I ask them some questions?
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No! Or-- Ah, excuse me a second.
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That's it. I'm driving them home now.
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Why, BW? Are you worried that E*VIL
will ruin our family's perfect image?
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Miss Vale, take my picture
with this priceless Egyptian vase.
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Perhaps not.
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-As you were saying.
-Cool.
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-A family huddle.
-It's not a huddle, Damian.
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Now, come on. Vicki's watching.
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Your dad doesn't think
E*VIL is a good look for our family.
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If we're so worried about our look, why
are Damian and I dressed like dweebs?
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Copperhead has a snake,
can we get a snake?
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One, that is not a good look.
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Two, we're not getting a snake.
And three, can we stop huddling?
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I beg your pardon, sir.
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Will we be adding
five new settings to our dinner table?
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Yeah. No, let's stay focused.
It's time for our one-on-one interviews
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and show Vicki
what our perfect family is all about.
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You know, Bruce, if I didn't know better,
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-I'd almost think you didn't like E*VIL.
-What?
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Not like E*VIL, me?
No, I mean, I don't not like E*VIL.
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-It's just--
-He loves E*VIL, right, BW?
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He even helps at our group
therapy sessions sometimes.
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-I do?
-Oh, the viewers would simply love that.
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They would?
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In fact, we're having one in ten minutes,
and Bruce volunteered to help.
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I did? Of course, I did.
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Bruce Wayne would have you think
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he runs this house
like it's all sunshine and rainbows.
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But it's a lie. I run this house.
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-Careful not to yell in the mike, Daddio.
-Vicki Vale doesn't say "Daddio".
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I'm sorry. Who's Vicki Vale?
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Here he is, the caped crusader,
the masked manhunter,
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the source of your humiliation itself.
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The Dark Knight.
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-Now, that looks like Batman.
-But less intimidating.
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Now's your chance.
Give it to Batman like he gave it to you.
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Yeah, I'll kick this off.
You can't even fly, dude.
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Giganta! Giganta! Giganta!
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"Oh, look at me.
I'm a moody, broody bat."
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Well, snakes are cool, too.
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And that beard is ridiculous.
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Sorry, sir. I simply got caught up.
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I think what we're trying to say is
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we accept
the world has deemed us criminals,
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but should the same judgment
not be cast upon you?
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For Batman has stolen
something invaluable from us, our dignity.
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Oh, and I too could kick
your big bat butt.
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So it's Batman's fault
the world sees you as criminals?
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No way. Only you get to decide
how the world sees you.
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Want my advice?
Maybe you'd get a little dignity back
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if you'd quit crying and took
responsibility for your actions...
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...is what Batman would say.
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At least that's what I think he'd say.
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I'm not Batman.
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Wise counsel, kind sir. Well put.
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Seriously?
Adults are so easily manipulated.
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First, he opens his home,
and now, he opens our minds.
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-Not bad, Wayne.
-Methinks E*VIL has a new honorary member.
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That's very kind.
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Giganta!
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Family hug for the new guy.
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-Family hug!
-No, no, no.
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No. No, not the foot. Not the foot.
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Ow! That was the foot.
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Bruce, you really do care about E*VIL.
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Of course.
I mean, what would I do without you guys?
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Let's all have dinner together.
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More free grub? You rule, Jeeves.
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Why, thank you, Mr. Moth.
I suppose you rule as well.
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Wait, E*VIL.
Tonight's dinner is for family only.
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-What?
-Oh...
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-Huh?
-What did he just say?
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-Which is what you are. Family.
-Oh, many thanks.
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Ra's! I need you to get rid of E*VIL.
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You finally changed
your opinion on murder.
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-I love that for us.
-What? No.
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Oh.
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I just need them occupied
and out of sight while Vicki is here.
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-Alive and occupied.
-Fine.
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-But what's in it for me?
-What do you mean?
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I mean, that I'm going
to be needing a 30 minute
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up close and personal interview
with Vicki Vale.
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Why do you need an interview?
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You know, E*VIL is unattended as we speak.
Do we have a deal or not?
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Uh, yeah, fine. But it's five minutes.
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-Seven.
-Done.
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But I mean it. Don't hurt E*VIL.
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Shall we, Doctor?
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Ooh!
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Wow. What a perfect family meal.
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Yeah, I'm just sad E*VIL changed
their mind about having dinner with us.
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I'm surprised, they seemed so excited.
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I'm surprised, too.
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Yeah, I guess they had a lot to process
after that breakthrough.
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But, hey, the important thing
is they're not here.
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Hey, Alfred, how we looking
on that dessert?
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-Huh?
-Have we been kidnaped?
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-Who'd want us?
-Maybe they just want us out of the way.
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Montu’s Beak! The Waynes are in danger!
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Bubba! Quick! Untie us!
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What kind of idiot tied up a snake?
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Oh, man. How did the snake get free?
That was a perfect clove-hitch knot!
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-Back away, you hideous monster.
-There he is!
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Bruce Wayne would have you believe
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the Wayne family
is all sunshine and rainbows.
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But he begs me every night,
“Please, Ra’s, save my family!”
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-Ra’s Al Ghul.
-Langstrom, you fool!
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You couldn't
even watch them for five minutes.
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They have a snake!
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Don't make me bludgeon you with this.
I could even kick Batman's big bat butt.
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Oh, you've done it now, you imbecile.
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Whoever lies while holding
the Sphere of Skaratata
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will draw the wrath of him.
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I've returned!
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-Tater-tata!
-That’s not my name!
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Relax. We just have
to trap him back in his ball.
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-This ball?
-Oh, crap.
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I want to thank Vicki in advance
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for showing how our family is so perfect.
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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This is incredible.
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Here we have members of E*VIL fleeing
in terror away from... a giant Kaiju?
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Wow.
He must be friends with E*VIL.
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That must be why they didn't
show up for dinner.
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How did Sker-mama-la get out again?
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You know that thing's name?
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Yeah. I have a very high GAP.
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Where is my liar?
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I will search
until the ends of the earth for my liar.
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The fool who masquerades as a pharaoh!
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You dare... dare question
my Pharaonic heritage?
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You clod!
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What a snoozefest, am I right?
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Now for some real excitement,
check out Alfred's French garden.
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-Come along now.
-But we need a clean shot of Skara-wa-wa.
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-Ra's!
-You yelped?
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-I asked you to do one thing.
-You put them up to this.
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I begged him not to,
but he forced me to kidnap them.
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-"Occupy." I never said kidnap.
-Eh, tomato, tomatoe.
237
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:49,389
Yeah, it was a bad call,
but I just wanted everything to be--
238
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,976
Perfect. You wanted everything
to be perfect. Right?
239
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,561
How's that working out for you?
240
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,023
I'm sorry, guys.
I've tried to control everything,
241
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,650
and I lost sight of
what makes our family special.
242
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,862
-BW, no one is perfect.
-It's okay, Dad.
243
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,741
-We know you were just looking out for us.
-In your overly obsessive way.
244
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,576
-Thanks, guys.
-Blah-bidi-blah!
245
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,621
May I redirect your attention
to a certain rampaging demon?
246
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:18,001
You're right. We should get Skalarataka
back into his sphere of holding.
247
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,252
You mean this sphere?
248
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:23,256
Without the sphere, even my spell
is useless against Skaratata.
249
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,675
So, Tut is doomed?
250
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:29,012
-What was Tut's lie?
-That he can kick your butt.
251
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,682
Stall Skaratata until I get back.
252
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,476
On it!
253
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,861
Okay. I got him on the ropes now.
254
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,198
Hey, ugly face.
255
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,786
Oh!
256
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,163
I'm a ghoul, you fool.
257
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,636
Giganta!
258
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,598
Leave King Tut alone.
259
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,851
You mess with one of us,
you mess with all of us.
260
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,353
-Yeah, we're family.
-Yeah.
261
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,022
Okay, I'll kill everyone then.
262
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,607
Oh, biscuits!
263
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:28,488
You will all suffer
until I have my liar!
264
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,741
Giganta!
265
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,715
Enough!
266
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,134
I'm right here for you, brute.
267
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:56,558
A wise man once told me I must accept
responsibility for my own actions.
268
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,601
I am your liar!
269
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,147
And I learned to wear underpants.
270
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,528
That’s it! Keep him laughing, Tut!
271
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,656
Killer Moth! Copperhead!
272
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,300
Enough!
273
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,344
I finally have my liar.
274
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,680
-No!
-Hey, Skalapala!
275
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,142
That's not my--
276
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,855
-Batman. What are you doing here?
-I'm here to help.
277
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,149
I heard about the little lie you told.
278
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:51,196
-Let's get this over with. Hurry up.
-Excuse me.
279
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:56,409
Hurry up and kick my big bat butt
before Skaratata takes you.
280
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,078
Huh? Hi-yah!
281
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:08,296
No! The lie you told is now the truth!
282
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,131
All right, that's enough.
283
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:14,302
I can no longer lay claim
to your flesh and soul.
284
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:18,890
But since my sphere of holding
is no more, I'm free
285
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,101
to sew chaos and destruction.
286
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:28,066
What the heck is this?
287
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:31,444
After your last visit,
I made this sphere's back up.
288
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,947
Look, they did it!
289
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,410
I hate you guys!
290
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,206
Gee whillikers!
What was that all about?
291
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,377
I’m so glad you’re all okay.
292
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,046
And that Vicki Vale didn't
catch any of that.
293
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,674
Sorry, Master Bruce.
294
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,971
We all remember the picture perfect
Wayne family from years past.
295
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,889
So when I came to interview them
this year,
296
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,975
I thought I knew what to expect.
297
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,102
Boy, was I wrong.
298
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:14,821
The Wayne family
is all sunshine and rainbows.
299
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,949
Not to mention a barrel of laughs, Daddio.
300
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,828
That was completely out of context.
And what's with the "Daddio?"
301
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,956
There's no denying that the Wayne family
has a lot of great things
302
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,042
going for it,
but perfection isn't one of them.
303
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,213
Totally worth dressing like a dweeb.
304
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:38,052
I don't know.
It looks pretty perfect to me.24154
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