All language subtitles for asteria jade rhae woods case no 8003683 two slutty little bunnies shoplyfter

Fuck dude, what are we going to do?
We're going to be in so much trouble.

girls, don't go fuck out.

It's not that big of a deal, okay?

This was all supposed to be, like, fun
and games, and now we're, like, going to

be locked up. Girl, you're going to get
yourself caught, and you're going to get

me in trouble acting like that, okay?

Well, you know I'm, like... No, no, hold
on. I have this scholarship on the

line. Like, I need... Girl, they're not
going to kick you out. I have a whole

time, okay? Will you just hear me out?

Okay. I'm just freaking out. Calm down.
Breathe, breathe.

Okay. Okay.

So, when he comes in...

All we need to do is act stupid, okay?
We're hot. There's no reason why we

play this to our advantage.

Right, right. All we need to do is tell
him some bullshit stories. So I was

thinking, what if we tell him, like,
they're from a sorority,

and we're on, like, a little Easter egg
hunt, you know? Okay, yeah. And, like,

they dared us.

do this like they dared us to do this so
we literally had to follow through

right like like and and this is my best
friend yeah exactly and he can't get mad

at us because it was a dare like he
would be stupid to get mad yeah i had

subjection question already here uh yeah
absolutely i'm gonna go ahead and

i'll let you know

Nice outfits you girls got.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. It's funny.
I thought I

saw the same exact outfits over at the
most ghost Halloween store.

Yeah. Well, it's been a crime to... It's
that season.

It's been a freaking crime to go to a
store, pick out an outfit, and go?

Normally, if you don't pay for it, yes.

And what's to say we didn't pay for it?
I mean, why would they let us walk out

of the store like that? They'd be
stupid.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, they would be, you know, but
fortunately the store has security

and we have you on them caught red
-handed.

Okay, we did it. We did it, okay? Girl,
shut the fuck up. No, you're making her

nervous, okay? Like, she doesn't mean
that. Like, you're just making her

nervous.

I'm just trying to tell her. You know
what? It's enough, all right?

Enough.

Your friend might be getting you out of
trouble that you would otherwise be

getting.

Look, because she confessed, I might
have it in my heart not to call the

I sound like they're getting a police
call on us.

I'm trying to.

You say I'm trying to.

No, no,

no, no.

Listen to me.

We prefer to handle all of these matters
internally.

Unless it comes to a point that we
cannot.

I'm alpha dog, baby.

I'm in charge.

I wake up in the morning. I drink my
coffee. I piss excellence. I come to

because I'm in charge here. And I
understand that. And I respect that.

why I wanted.

To tell the truth.

And I appreciate that.

But your friend here doesn't appear to.
We were just trying to, like, pull a

little prank. It wasn't nothing serious.
A little prank. Like, we're in a

sorority. Like, we got dared to do this.

That's fantastic.

Congratulations being a sorority. You
passed rush week. But you know what?

If you don't play your cards right here,
you ain't gonna pass that door without

the cops sorting you out.

Because it's my job.

It's my job to protect this
establishment, and you came into my

my home, and started shitting all over
the carpets.

We don't take kindly to that. So you
know what? I want you to get up. Right

I'm not getting up.

That's why I'm doing this the hard way.

No, no.

What the fuck?

Get up. I need to search you.

No, you are not touching me. I know my
rights. You're right. Those go out the

door once you take stuff from here.

No, you can't just sit down and demand
we, like, stand up and do this.

Well, you know, for starter, you most
certainly cannot leave with that outfit.

I mean, it's on, so, like, what are you
planning on doing? Yes, it is on. That's

the problem, isn't it? It's easier in a
hard way. And personally, I can call the

police and...

Believe you me, that's the easy way for
me. I don't have to handle it. Okay,

fine. She'll do it.

It's easy to shut up.

I'm going to use this scanner to
determine if there's anything else you

have taken from here.

There's nothing.

Well, you say that, but so far you
haven't been very truthful with me.

Let's see what you might be hiding.

Start from the top bottom and work our
way to the tippy eye.

Right to the little bunny ears I know
aren't yours.

Can you like, stand back a little when
you do it? You're cutting my face.

Okay, okay, fine. Fine, fine.

Just listen and do everything so we can
get out of here. Girl, you always listen

and do everything.

It's because I don't get in situations
like this.

I need you to pull that top down.

What?

I'm sorry. Let me rephrase.

I'm going to need you to pull my top
down because that shit doesn't belong to

you.

Um, I'm not doing that.

That's fine. I'll do it.

What the fuck are you doing?

I need to search you.

I mean, it doesn't require me taking my
fucking top off. It's not your top, so

take it off.

No.

Do you want to take it off for her?

She's her own person.

Off, or I have to call the police.

If it doesn't get the police called...
Correct.

Fine. Fine. Jesus.

Oh, Christ, we need to deal with those
anger issues.

It's a wild time.

I'm sure it was.

And you don't need to see my titties to
make this happen.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't. But you know
what? I'm doing my job, and sometimes

this job has its perks.

Fuck. Come on, let's just hurry through
this so we don't have to get the pop

call.

You do not need to touch them with your
hands.

Do you know how many women come in here
with fake breasts?

Do you know how many women could be
stashing things in their fake breasts?

Oh, you think it's funny, huh?

I don't think that's how it works.

Well, you know what?

We're going to see if how it works.

It's fucking weird.

You know what's weird? Coming into my
place and stealing bunny costumes.

It's pretty weird.

It was a dare.

It was a really shitty dare because look
what trouble got you into.

Go ahead and turn around.

What? Go ahead and turn around. Why?

Do we have to get, like, this and...
Right?

I don't know where she may have stuffed
any sort of items that we sell you. Um,

do you see the back of this costume? You
can't fit shit in there. Well, I don't

know if it's stuffed in the back of this
costume or stuffed inside you. Turn the

fuck around or I'm calling the police.

Okay, okay. You need to show her, like,
be a therapist or something. Something

went wrong in your home life.

My home life's terrific.

Yeah, okay. I'm sure you want to say
that every day in the mirror.

Let's just try to get through this,
okay?

It's gonna be okay. We're just gonna...
Girl, this guy is freaking weird.

Right?

Definitely need to take the merchandise
off, man.

You need a little help there?

No, guys.

Jesus. Chill.

That big of a deal.

Healing is always that big of a deal,
man.

Okay, whatever you say, for example.

Now you stand up.

I don't understand.

You're going to now stand up.

Now I'm trying to make sense, dude.

We're going to try to do this kosher.

I want you to go ahead and spread her
cheeks for me. What?

Bend over. Your friend's going to spread
your cheeks.

Oh, like you haven't done this at one of
your sorority slumber parties.

Okay. This guy is not... I'm going to
fucking report you.

That's fine. I'll report you for
stealing.

Right now. Fucking Christ. All I got to
do is press the button.

Mike, this is a lie.

This is over with. Do I really need to
do that?

I don't know.

It depends.

Do you want to stay out of jail?

Just do it. Fuck it. It's so much easier
if you comply.

Very good.

A little more.

Oh, fuck.

What the fuck?

I know you do not need to live for that
long.

With these stockings from one of our
stores?

No, what the fuck? Good.

What the fuck?

Girl, this guy is off his fucking
record.

What are you doing?

You do not need to search for that one.
I know you don't.

I don't need to maybe, but I really want
to. What the

fuck? This guy's fucking weird.

Huh. This is getting a little bit
unnecessary.

Right? No, not quite.

How else will I know if she stuffed
anything up in there?

I... Okay,

that's not... What the fuck?

What are you doing? Is this going to be
a problem?

I mean, yes. What are you doing? I'm
going to need your consent for me to

you. Otherwise, I may very well have to
have the authority to do it myself.

You literally know I... I need to hear
that yes, ma 'am.

Otherwise, I'm going to have to have the
police do it.

Let's just try to get through this.

Because you know the cops are going to
give us bigger charges that would land

in... We can't survive jail.

Bitch, look at us.

I'm going to ask you one more time.
Fine, fine, fine. I consent.

I consent. Alright then.

Come on, let's just try to get through
this.

Alright.

Let's try to get through this.

What the fuck?

Oh, my God.

Get your butt out here for me a little
better. I cannot see. Fine, fine, fine.

Excuse me.

What the fuck? What the fuck?

It doesn't feel like you have anything
stuck up in there. I don't think it's

because I had it either. What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Let's just try to get through this,
okay?

Just try to get through it.

Take deep breaths. It's fine.

What?

Excuse me? What did you say?

I said this job could definitely be
worth though.

There's nothing in there. I'm certain
you know by now.

God knows you were in my fucking uterus.

I don't think there's anything in there.

Exactly what I said.

That's fine.

Your friend's next.

No.

Why does she have to go? She literally
told you the whole story. Well, you

a lot of times we get some shoplifters
in here who, like I say, they stole one

thing, so we look at that one thing, and
we don't look at the other thing that

they still conveniently stuffed up their
vagina.

So... Uh...

I'm pretty sure you don't have a lot of
shoplifters come through here and stuff

it up their vagina.

Oh, you'd be surprised.

And I have to stretch every single one
of them.

Okay, dude.

You're fucking weird.

Well, you know what? You can sit down.

Right there.

Thank you.

And now, you. I don't really think this
is necessary.

She already did all of it.

That's great. So she doesn't have any of
her pussy, but what about you?

I literally don't.

Well, you know what? We're going to take
it step by step.

Okay. And we'll establish whether or not
you do.

Let's just try to go.

Yeah, let's go ahead and do that.

Let's try to go.

I'm sorry.

I thought I'd scan you.

It's funny how your friends are so quick
to take your tits out.

So they're already pretty far out. I
already know where it's going to be

Exactly. Like, you already put all that
pressure on me. You're scaring her.

Let's just go ahead and take the rest of
this off over here.

Well, for starters, this doesn't belong
to you.

So it's going to come off anyway.

We have footage.

Now it's up to you two if I turn that
footage in to the police.

Oh, I am.

Thank you for suggesting that.

Oh, right. Wow.

What the fuck?

You can go ahead and bend over for me.

I'm so sorry.

This is really ridiculous.

Oh, I know. I'm so sorry.

I didn't think this guy would be such a
massive fucking burger.

You know, I cannot get a good look here.

Why don't you go ahead and flip over
onto the table, please?

Take the ball off.

Because...

That's

literally... That's hers. What the fuck?

You know what, you come into my home,
start making a mess of things, I don't

care what's yours.

You know what, I've spent all my time
here, more

than at my house, so you know what, this
is my home.

Okay, Paul Boyd, we get it.

There's nothing down there, see?

Okay, okay.

What the fuck?

This is so unprofessional.

What the fuck? What

are you doing? You

cannot use your fingers like that.

I just did. This is literally insane.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Oh my gosh. Obviously not.

You know what?

I suppose that these are the only things

you two have snatched.

Yeah, that's what we fucking told you.
Okay, so that's another confession out

you now.

No, I mean, she's the one who told you
that. Listen.

I know the score here.

You two stole buddy outfits from the
Halloween store here.

And I'm well within my right to contact
the police for that.

But I don't want to do that.

Those are in college. You just got into
a sorority.

You have your hopes and dreams right
ahead of you.

And I don't want to be the guy to ruin
this.

Even though nobody told you that we
forced you to come in here.

and take those costumes.

I don't want to be involved in ruining
your future.

But there does need to be a punishment.

Okay, so just stop before you tell us so
we can get out of here. We have lives

unlike you.

Oh, we're not going to get out of here.

I feel like this was punishment.

Yeah, I really do too.

It's kind of insane.

Yeah. Come on.

It's like a church.

Well, it's what? It's what's the
punishment?

But you two do need to be punished.

You two do need to learn a lesson.

So with that being said, I want to see
you two kiss.

What?

I want to see you two kiss.

That's kind of a weird... Do you think
you have some issues?

Oh, I absolutely know I have issues.

So again, I want to see you two kiss.

What kind of punishment is that?

The kind that I like to dish out.

Call it mall justice.

I mean, if it gets us out of here,
probably.

Is this all that we have to do?

There may be a few more things, but we
can start with kissing.

It better not be, like, something more
extreme other than kissing that we have

to do.

It might be. You're gonna do it.

If you don't, why the fuck are we here?

Do we just fucking do this? I mean,
should we just fucking do it?

It's not like you haven't done this yet.
You're sorority.

This guy.

Oh, I know the sorority you two are in.
I know who made that dare.

I know what y 'all be up to.

So let's go ahead and, uh... Okay, let's
just fucking do this.

Just do it.

This is like...

a little bit weird i know like it's okay
we'll just go right ahead and do it

okay can you like back off a little
while we do this

I like that.

The middle finger.

Yeah.

It's real bad.

You have such a pretty face

That's

right, get into it

what the fuck um oh my god what the fuck
are you doing

this is like crazy what the fuck just
enjoying what i'm seeing

you said you weren't gonna do this type
of shit when did i say that

you never said it i never said wait wait
isn't it like not ethical for you to be

doing all this I can do whatever the
fuck I want. What I said before, I'm

Dog here, baby.

I'm in charge.

So, anything that goes on here, I have a
thing in it.

I didn't tell you to stop kissing, by
the way.

Well, like, like... This is so...

I don't... I don't know what to say.

Well, like, you kind of have to do what
you want.

That's right.

Go ahead and keep kissing.

And you know what? I think you little
bunnies probably need a carrot.

What?

Um, what are you, like, referring to?
What do you think I'm referring to?

I hope it's not what I'm thinking.

Natural carrot? No, it's my dick.

Um... Are you trying to fuck her, right?

Well, not just her.

Go ahead, kid.

So,

are

you saying if we do all this, we can
leave, right?

Yeah. Absolutely.

You know what? I think I just find
something in here.

My fucking cock.

Okay, this is like, this is getting too
much.

Oh, that's right.

Don't you ever already come this far?
Like, I just need to get this over with.

It's like, oh my gosh.

It's okay.

Okay.

Don't act like you're not enjoying it. I
can feel how much you're getting.

Fucking asshole.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God, yes.

That's some good money.

Are you okay?

Where can I get this?

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I love you, George.

Let's go ahead and switch this up. I
think this little carrot needs, this

bunny needs a carrot.

What am I supposed to do over here?

Sit there and watch.

You know what to do. Come on.

You're in college. It's when you do all
the different new experiences.

I know, I know, I know.

Girl,

I do not know if that's enough
consolation.

I always look hard.

To be clean.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh my god.

This is so fucking hot, dude.

I think it's the TV in here making it
hot.

I did not think I would get as much as
I'm looking at.

Honestly.

I know that it feels so funny. Oh my
god.

I feel like I have you back in my
office.

Oh my god.

Maybe next time I will let you keep it.

Oh my god.

We need to go back for that reverie
show.

There's a couple other things I wanted.

Oh my

God, this is so fucking good.

I look so fucking good too.

You know what else will look really
good?

Both of your mouths.

Don't act like you're not enjoying this
at this point.

What am I supposed to do with my head?

Don't worry about it. You just want it
like this?

Yeah, just like that.

Reach your body here.

This is like a lot.

It's fine.

Yeah.

Great.

I'm gonna go ahead and work on those
Easter eggs.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, got one of those fucking nuts.

Mm -hmm.

You're doing great. You know what?

Teamwork. Come on. Get on up here.

Great. What do you need?

I want you to go up and get on top of
her.

Yeah, that's good.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work.
Okay.

Want to stay out of jail? Yeah. Yeah.
Now we do it.

All right.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

You know what?

I want to see how you girls ride this
fucking thing.

Okay. Yeah?

I know.

You fucking want it.

You'll get your second picture.

Right now I want you to watch.

Okay, and just play with yourself. Enjoy
yourself.

Okay.

That was so good.

Fuck you. It's so fucking... I don't
know where he went.

You want to try this out?

I mean... Actually, a little bit.

Yeah?

Oh, my God.

I can't get up to turn.

It looks like you're kind of enjoying
it.

I was.

Oh, my God.

God, you involved.

This is always open, ladies.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

You guys are doing a great job.

Oh my god.

Have you girls learned a lesson?

Sure.

What are you going to do again?

We will never steal.

We promise we'll never steal again.

We promise.

We promise.

Okay. Can we be like one now?

Yeah. But I don't know what to do next.

Do we get to kiss up? We don't get to
kiss?

Come on. You're so good.

You know what? I don't want another
security guard stopping you.

You know what?

Consider it your sorority entry gift or
some shit.

Get yourself dressed and get the fuck
out of my office.

Well, that's all right.

At least we made it. Yeah, at least we
did.

We did that shit, girl.