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[BEEPING]
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♪ BONJOUR,
SAMMOISELLE ♪
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WHEN ARE YOU COMING
TO VISIT ME IN PAREE?
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GOD. LOOK AT YOU TWO.
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YOU LOOK SO HAPPY.
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EH, HAPPY MY ASS.
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WE FIGHT
ALL THE TIME.
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HOW ARE WE FIGHTING?
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YOU ATE MY
FUCKING CROISSANT.
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YOU SAID YOU
DIDN'T WANT IT.
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DON'T GET LITERAL
ON ME.
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ANYWAY, PUMPKIN.
IT'S THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT
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IN CHICAGO,
SO WHAT'S WRONG?
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I BROKE UP
WITH JASON.
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OH, WOW!
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UH, DID HE CHEAT
ON YOU?
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NO. HE'S ALWAYS
NICE TO ME.
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WE NEVER FIGHT,
HE LETS ME DO
WHATEVER I WANT,
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HE LOVES ME,
HE RESPECTS ME, AND--
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AND IT'S BORING
AS HELL.
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YES.
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DOES THIS MAKE ME
A BAD PERSON?
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NO, HONEY. LOOK.
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LOVE IS A GIANT
CLUSTERFUCK,
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AND THAT'S WHY
YOU HAVE TO
DATE PEOPLE
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YOU CAN'T STAND.
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OTHERWISE,
IT GETS BORING.
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SO THEN I'M DOOMED?
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YOU'RE NOT DOOMED.
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LOOK. YESTERDAY
DOESN'T MATTER.
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JUST HAVE TO,
YOU KNOW, LOWER
YOUR EXPECTATIONS,
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LIKE, REALLY,
REALLY LOW.
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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OK. UM...
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[SPEAKING FRENCH
CONTINUES]
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EVERY TIME,
I HEAR YOU SPEAK,
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ALL I HEAR IS...
BYE.
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[SPEAKING
MOCK FRENCH]
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Kristin Diable:
♪ LISTEN CLOSE ♪
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♪ IT'S TIME THAT I IMPART ♪
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♪ THESE WORDS OF WISDOM ♪
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♪ ON HOW PLAYING IS AN ART ♪
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♪ YOU'LL NEVER EVER LOSE ♪
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♪ JUST FOLLOW MY RULES ♪
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♪ YOU'LL HAVE ANY MAN
YOU CHOOSE ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE RULES ♪
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♪ JUST FOLLOW
THE RULES ♪
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[SAM SIGHS]
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"RULE NUMBER 74,
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"THE MORNING AFTER RULE--
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YESTERDAY DOESN'T MATTER."
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YESTERDAY DOESN'T MATTER.
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CRAP.
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LIZZIE, THAT'S A LIE.
THIS NEEDS REDOING.
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RULE NUMBER 74--
NEVER...LOOK...BACK.
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RULE NUMBER 74,
THE MORNING AFTER RULE--
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NEVER LOOK BACK.
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NEVER LOOK BACK.
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Megan Jacobs:
♪ MY MIND, MY MIND, MY MIND ♪
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♪ NOW I'M LOSING MY MIND ♪
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FUCK.
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Totsy: ♪ OOH, OOH,
OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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♪ OOH, OOH,
OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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♪ AHH, AHH ♪
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♪ CRASH BANG, BANG,
THERE'S A DOOR ♪
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♪ RAN FROM THE KITCHEN,
DROPPED MY PONE ON THE FLOOR ♪
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♪ DOGS BARKING, PEOPLE TALKING ♪
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♪ ABOUT THE WAY I MOVE,
ABOUT THE WAY I GROOVE ♪
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♪ CHOP, CHOP,
GOT TO HURRY UP ♪
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♪ ALWAYS RUNNING
FROM THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK ♪
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♪ TOO BAD
DIDN'T NOW YOU BEFORE ♪
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♪ USED TO HAVE GRACE,
USED TO BE BORE ♪
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♪ UH-OH, THERE I GO ♪
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♪ TRIPPING ON MY FEET
LIKE A CIRCUS CLOWN ♪
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♪ UH-OH, THERE I GO ♪
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♪ ONE LITTLE STEP,
AND WE ALL FALL DOWN ♪
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♪ UH-OH, THERE I GO ♪
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♪ WAS ON MY FLEET,
NOW I'M FLAT ON THE GROUND ♪
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♪ UH-OH, THERE I GO ♪
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♪ THANK GOD MY FRIENDS
ARE STILL... ♪
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ARE YOU HAVING
AN ANEURYSM?
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NO. SORRY.
I WAS JUST--
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I DON'T REALLY CARE.
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DID THE ANDREWS CONTRACT
COME IN?
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IT DID.
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I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO BRING IT IN.
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BUT INSTEAD YOU WROTE
YOURSELF SOME MORONIC NOTES.
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WHAT ARE YOU, 14?
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CLEAR THIS CRAP
OFF THE DESK.
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♪ OOH, OOH,
OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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♪ OOH, OOH,
OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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[BUZZER]
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[THUD]
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Sugar and the Hi Lows:
♪ BOTTOM LINE IS I LOVE YOU ♪
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♪ WHEN I'M GONE,
I'M STILL WITH YOU ♪
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♪ ALL THE TIME ♪
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♪ I KNOW YOU ARE ♪
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♪ HARD DAYS
I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING ♪
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♪ I COULD EVEN SEE
YOU SMILING IN THE DARK... ♪
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YOU HAVE A CHANCE
TO LOOK OVER
THE DONALDSON FILES?
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I NEED YOUR SUMMARY
BEFORE I SPEAK
TO THE CLIENT.
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UH, NOT YET.
I'LL GET IT TO YOU
BY THIS AFTERNOON.
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SOMETHING'S WRONG.
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YOU'VE LOST
YOUR PUPPY DOG
JOIE DE VIVRE.
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I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED
TO THINK THAT THAT'S WHAT
I HAD GOING FOR ME.
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BUT NOT SURPRISED.
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SADLY...NO.
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COFFEE?
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THANK YOU.
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I FEEL LIKE
THE HUMAN THING
FOR ME TO DO IS
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TO ASK YOU
WHAT'S WRONG.
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I'M JUST GOING
THROUGH A ROUGH TIME
AT HOME.
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MY GIRLFRIEND AND I--
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SEE, THIS IS
WHAT HAPPENS
WITH RELATIONSHIPS.
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EITHER THEY DRAG ON
UNTIL BOTH PARTIES
BEHAVE LIKE ROBOTS,
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OR THINGS END,
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AND SOMEONE
IS DISTRACTED
AND INCAPABLE
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OF FOCUSING
ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
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"BOTH PARTIES"?
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THAT'S A GRIM VIEW
OF LOVE.
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I HOPE SOME PART
OF YOU DOESN'T
REALLY BELIEVE THAT.
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YOU CAN HOPE,
BUT DON'T BET ON IT.
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[BALL HITTING WINDOW]
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[BALL BOUNCING]
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CLASSES
AT THE REC CENTER?
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
WHO'S TRYING TO
FIND HERSELF.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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NOTHING HAPPENED.
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AHEM.
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WHAT?
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PRINCE CHARMING FINALLY
BORED YOU TO DEATH.
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HAVE YOU EVER HAD
A CONVERSATION
WITH A WOMAN
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WHO DIDN'T WANT
TO STRANGLE YOU?
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YOU MEAN, LIKE,
SEXUAL ASPHYXIATION?
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KINKY.
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT
OF YOU MORE AS
A PLAIN MISSIONARY JANE.
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SO THIS MEAN YOU'RE
GONNA BE EXTRA BITCHY
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BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
GETTING LAID?
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I COULD BARELY
TOLERATE YOU BEFORE.
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NAMASTE.
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NAMASTE.
NAMASTE.
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THANK YOU.
IT WAS GREAT.
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THANK YOU.
GOOD LUCK.
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BEN? OH, MY GOD!
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WOW!
CRAZY SMALL WORLD!
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HEY, YOU.
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YOU JUST BROKE
MY HEART.
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YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
SHARON.
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SHARON. OF COURSE.
YEAH, NO.
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IT'S TOTALLY WEIRD.
I WAS JUST THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
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YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
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I LIVE RIGHT
AROUND THE CORNER.
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UM, WILL YOU...
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CARRY MY GROCERIES?
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I CAN'T. UH...
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SURE. I CAN HELP OUT.
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Trev: ♪ I'M GONNA
MAKE YOU BLEED ♪
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♪ ALL YOUR LOVE FOR ME ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT
EVERYTHING YOU WANT ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT IT,
DON'T YOU SEE? ♪
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Sharon: ARE YOU OK?
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YEAH.
OK.
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♪ OUR THING,
IT'S GOT TO BE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT
EVERYTHING I WANT ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO SEE ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, MY, OH, MY ♪
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♪ PRETTY BLUE EYES
JUST CAN'T DENY ♪
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OH, THIS IS SO MUCH
MORE FUN THAN THE GYM.
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU AND I,
WE'RE GONNA LIVE TONIGHT ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, MY, OH, MY ♪
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♪ SKINNY LONG LEGS
ALL OVER MY MIND ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU AND I,
WE'RE GONNA LIVE TONIGHT ♪
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OH, FUCK!
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YOU HAVE TO
MAKE ME STOP.
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WHAT?
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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
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I CAN'T DO THIS.
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♪ OH, OH ♪
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[MOANING]
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HOLY SHIT! UNH!
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♪ AND ALL
THE WORLD CAN SEE ♪
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♪ JUST WHAT YOU DO TO ME ♪
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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I NEEDED THAT.
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♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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YOU CAN'T LET ME
DO THIS AGAIN.
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
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OH, GOD.
LOOK AT YOUR BOOBS.
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LET ME JUST...
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♪ HEY, HEY, MY, OH, MY ♪
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♪ PRETTY BLUE EYES
JUST CAN'T DENY ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU AND I,
WE'RE GONNA LIVE TONIGHT ♪
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NO.
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I CAN'T DO THIS.
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WELL, YOU ARE.
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I HAVE TO LEAVE.
I'M SORRY.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I CAN'T DO THIS.
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU AND I,
WE'RE GONNA LIVE TONIGHT ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, MY, OH, MY ♪
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♪ SKINNY LONG LEGS
ALL OVER MY MIND ♪
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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♪ HEY, HEY,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT ♪
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FUCK, BEN.
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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♪ YOU AND I,
WE'RE GONNA LIVE TONIGHT ♪
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Rachel: MOVE
THE LOWRY DEPOSITION
TO NEXT MONTH.
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WE'VE RESCHEDULED
3 TIMES.
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THEY'RE GONNA LOSE IT.
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GOOD. I WANT THEM
SO AGGRAVATED
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IT'S EASIER TO
SETTLE THAN
KEEP FIGHTING.
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LAST TIME,
THEIR ATTORNEY SUGGESTED
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I PERFORM AN UNNATURAL ACT
UPON MYSELF.
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Jason: HEY, YOU GUYS.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
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JACK, DID YOU CALL
THE DONALDSON PEOPLE
LIKE I ASKED YOU.
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NO, I HAVEN'T
DONE IT YET,
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BUT I'LL GET
TO IT TODAY.
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NO, HE WON'T.
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I NEED YOU TO WORK
ON THE LOWRY CASE.
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WELL, I ASKED FOR THIS
A WEEK AGO.
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DON'T YOU WANT
THE DONALDSON SUMMARY
BY THIS AFTERNOON?
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00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:36,958
YOU'LL
FIGURE IT OUT.
238
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,375
JACK, IGNORE HIM.
239
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,917
IF YOU'RE
THE TOP DOG,
YOU DON'T CHASE.
240
00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:42,875
THEY WANT
A RESPONSE,
MAKE THEM WAIT.
241
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:46,625
I BEG TO DIFFER.
242
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:49,375
YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD
AS YOUR WORD.
243
00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:51,167
THAT'S HOW YOU BUILD
THE RELATIONSHIPS THAT
CAN GET YOU AHEAD.
244
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,292
NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T LISTEN
TO THAT.
245
00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:57,792
MAKE THEM CHASE YOU,
MAKE THEM FEAR YOU.
246
00:12:57,792 --> 00:13:00,292
DO THE LOWRY.
247
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,083
DONALDSON.
248
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,250
LOWRY.
249
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,625
DONALDSON.
250
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,292
LOWRY.
251
00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:07,667
BE A WINNER.
252
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,500
Dean: YOU KEEP TALKING
LIKE THAT,
253
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,167
AND I'M GONNA TIE YOU
UP, YOU DIRTY GIRL.
254
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,958
YEAH. YOU LIKE IT
A LITTLE ROUGH,
DON'T YOU?
255
00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:28,000
NO. I'M TELLING
YOU, DAD.
256
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,458
SHE'LL LOVE IT.
257
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,250
NO. IT'S ALL ABOUT
DOMINATING.
258
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,417
THAT'S WHAT THEY LIKE.
259
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,792
[URINATING]
260
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,958
AHEM.
261
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,333
UH...WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?
262
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:53,083
RELAX. NOTHING
I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.
263
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,292
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
I DON'T DOUBT THAT.
264
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,542
STILL, I'D LIKE
SOME PRIVACY.
265
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:59,125
AND I WOULD HAVE LIKED
THE DONALDSON SUMMARY
266
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,750
TO BE UP TO THE LEVEL
OF YOUR PREVIOUS WORK.
267
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,417
I GUESS WE'RE BOTH
DISAPPOINTED.
268
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:03,833
EXCUSE ME?
269
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,125
JASON, I'VE SEEN WHAT
YOU'RE CAPABLE OF,
270
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,750
AND THIS ISN'T IT.
271
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,875
GET YOUR HEAD
IN THE GAME.
272
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,875
OTHERWISE, YOU'RE
USELESS TO ME.
273
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,292
MY HEAD'S
IN THE GAME.
274
00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:18,917
DON'T TELL ME.
SHOW ME.
275
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,375
Cajsa Silk:
♪ TIME AFTER TIME ♪
276
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:33,958
♪ YOU'RE WALKING BY ♪
277
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,958
♪ SEND ME A LOVE SONG ♪
278
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,792
♪ WHEN THE FLOWERS BLOOM ♪
279
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:42,208
♪ AND WORDS ARE SPOKEN ♪
280
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:46,542
♪ WHY DO YOU FEEL SORRY
FOR YOURSELF? ♪
281
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,333
CONFORMIST.
282
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,083
EXCUSE ME?
283
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,333
CONFORMIST.
284
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,417
YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT
THEY TELL YOU TO DO.
285
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:14,333
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE
WHAT YOU WANT TO MAKE?
286
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,833
THE ASSIGNMENT WAS
A BIRD HOUSE.
287
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,375
SO?
288
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,792
SO IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS,
289
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,333
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
290
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,958
I LIKE--I LIKE
DOING MY OWN THING,
YOU KNOW,
291
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,125
MEETING NEW PEOPLE.
292
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,458
HOW YOU DOING?
I'M RYAN.
293
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:29,667
IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU.
294
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,583
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
295
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:31,833
ESA.
296
00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,250
AH. THAT'S A PRETTY NAME.
297
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,250
YOU HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
DONE ANYTHING.
298
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,083
I'VE TALKED TO YOU.
299
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:39,500
I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING.
300
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,833
♪ MAYBE THERE'S
ANOTHER TRUTH... ♪
301
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,167
DO YOU LIKE SOUP?
302
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:46,292
ARE YOU ASKING
ME OUT FOR SOUP?
303
00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:48,500
NO, NO. I'M NOT ASKING
YOU OUT FOR SOUP.
304
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:52,125
WHY WOULD YOU THINK--
WHY WOULD SHE THINK THAT?
305
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,583
OH, I MUST HAVE
MISUNDERSTOOD.
306
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:01,583
JESUS. WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
307
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:04,417
I WANT SOUP?
308
00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:06,000
DO YOU WANT TO COME?
IT'S NOT COMPLICATED.
309
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,542
IT'S NOT APPEALING
EITHER.
310
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:11,417
TROTSKY'S! THAT--
SEE, THAT'S THE NAME
OF THE PLACE.
311
00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,625
I DON'T KNOW WHY
THEY NAMED IT AFTER A GUY
312
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:16,042
WHO GOT AN ICE PICK
IN THE EYE,
313
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,792
BUT THEY HAVE GREAT SOUP.
314
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,333
I'M WORKING.
315
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,500
MM-HMM.
316
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:30,167
I'M NOT A CONFORMIST.
317
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,125
Ryan: TODAY YOU ARE.
318
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,083
WHO KNOWS
ABOUT TOMORROW?
319
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,333
UGH. THERE'S
A BENCH THERE.
320
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:56,625
♪ WHY DO YOU FEEL SORRY
FOR YOURSELF? ♪
321
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,917
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
322
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,625
[PHONE RINGING]
323
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,083
♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? ♪
324
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,458
♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? ♪
325
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,375
♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? ♪
326
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,500
♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? ♪
327
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,667
♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? ♪
328
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,083
♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS... ♪
329
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:48,583
Jason: HEY. YOU'VE
REACHED JASON.
330
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,208
I'M NOT HERE,
BUT LEAVE ME A MESSAGE...
331
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,625
DON'T BOTHER.
332
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:54,167
♪ IT DON'T TAKE MUCH
FOR ME TO MARDI GRAS IT ♪
333
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,833
♪ AND I'M FLY REGARDLESS ♪
334
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,292
♪ HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
335
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,292
♪ TIME TO GET REWARDED ♪
336
00:17:58,292 --> 00:17:59,792
♪ AND I'M READY FOR THIS ♪
337
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,042
♪ AND I GOT A COUPLE DRINKS
THAT I'M READY TO MIX ♪
338
00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:03,333
♪ AND I'M READY TO TWIST ♪
339
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,792
♪ YOU WON'T FIND IT
BETTER THAN THIS ♪
340
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,375
♪ SO TELL ME, BABY,
IS YOU READY FOR THIS? ♪
341
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,500
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
342
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,292
♪ ARE YOU READY
FOR THIS? ♪
343
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,417
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
344
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:28,208
Rachel: IT'S OPEN.
345
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,750
HEY. I BROUGHT
EVERYTHING YOU--
346
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:41,708
TH--THIS ISN'T
ABOUT THE FILES,
IS IT?
347
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,833
YOU'RE QUICK, JACK.
348
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,208
YOU'RE ABOUT
TO GET LUCKY...
349
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,458
VERY LUCKY.
350
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,292
LET'S GET STARTED.
351
00:18:58,292 --> 00:18:59,458
OK.
352
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,958
WHOA!
353
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,750
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
354
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,583
I THOUGHT...
355
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,542
YOU THOUGHT WHAT?
356
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,333
I'M YOUR BOSS, JACK.
357
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:15,875
I--I--I KNOW.
358
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,833
AT A LAW FIRM.
359
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,083
RIGHT. I JUST--
360
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,750
YOU JUST FORGOT
ABOUT THAT?
361
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,667
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT KIND
362
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,542
OF SERIOUS
LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS
363
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,708
THIS TYPE
OF BEHAVIOR HAS?
364
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,458
NO. I MEAN, YES, I DO.
365
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:33,458
I--I'M SORRY.
366
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,250
OH, JACK.
367
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,750
I WAS SO CLOSE
TO WRITING YOU A GREAT
PERFORMANCE REVIEW.
368
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,875
STOP!
369
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
370
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,417
I THOUGHT--
371
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,792
THERE YOU GO
THINKING AGAIN, JACK.
372
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,083
YOU KNOW, THIS IS
GETTING TO BE A PROBLEM.
373
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,292
YOU'RE NOT WEARING
ANY PANTS, JACK.
374
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,125
YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.
375
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,583
SIGN HERE.
376
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,875
HERE.
377
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,875
INITIAL.
378
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:04,625
GOOD. NOW WE'RE COVERED.
379
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,958
LEGALLY.
380
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,000
[SLURP]
381
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,833
THIRD TIME.
382
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,000
THIRD TIME WHAT?
383
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000
LOOKING
AT YOUR PHONE.
384
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,458
[SLURP]
385
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,958
YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
386
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:54,167
SAY SOMETHING.
387
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,875
YOU JUST BROKE UP.
388
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:05,667
I BROKE UP
WITH SOMEBODY
LAST MONTH.
389
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:06,583
TOO MANY
IRRITATING HABITS.
390
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,708
[SLURP]
391
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:12,208
UNH!
392
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,875
OH...FUCK!
393
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:22,917
Dirtee Lektrix:
♪ YOU KNOW I WANT YOU ♪
394
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:26,417
DON'T TOUCH ME! UNH!
395
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,792
GOD!
396
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:30,833
♪ YOU CAN LEAVE IT TO ME ♪
397
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:33,125
♪ OWW OWW OWW OWW OWW ♪
398
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,333
GRAB MY TITS.
OK.
399
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:38,500
OHH! FUCK!
400
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,458
AHH! UGH!
401
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:42,250
OH, FUCK.
402
00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:46,750
OHH!
403
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:50,958
OH, YOU LIKE THAT?
404
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,083
KISS ME.
405
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,458
NO, DON'T!
OK.
406
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:54,750
FUCK!
407
00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,833
♪ PLAY WITH ME ♪
408
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,125
♪ THROW ME YOUR BONE ♪
409
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,708
OH, YEAH.
410
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:03,042
OHH, FUCK!
411
00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:04,583
♪ RAVISH ME ♪
412
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:07,458
OH, MY GOD!
413
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:08,208
OH, MY GOD!
414
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,458
I'M GONNA CUM.
ARE YOU?
415
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:12,875
NO, NO. HANG ON.
416
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,292
GIVE ME A SECOND.
SHUT UP.
417
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,125
OHH! SHUT UP!
418
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:16,792
SHUT UP.
419
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:20,750
OHH! AAH! FUCK!
420
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:21,875
HOLD UP.
421
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:25,875
OHH! OHH. AHH.
422
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,125
♪ NO USE DENYING ME ♪
423
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,750
♪ COME, BABY,
I'LL HAVE YOU ♪
424
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:31,083
♪ I'LL HAVE YOU ♪
425
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,708
OK.
426
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,292
STOP.
427
00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:39,417
I ALREADY, UH--
A LITTLE BIT MORE?
428
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,583
WHAT TIME'S
MY DONALDSON
MEETING TOMORROW?
429
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:44,167
UM, 3:30.
430
00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:47,292
RIGHT.
431
00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:48,667
WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
432
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,125
UH, YOU.
433
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,917
GOOD.
434
00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:52,792
DON'T FORGET
MY COFFEE.
435
00:22:52,792 --> 00:22:54,667
OK. CREAM AND SUGAR.
436
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,458
UH-HUH. HOT.
437
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,875
HOT.
438
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,500
GET OUT.
439
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,333
Sam: NOTHING WAS WRONG.
440
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:02,208
Ryan: SOMETHING
WAS WRONG.
441
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:05,125
HOW THE HELL
WOULD YOU KNOW?
442
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:06,292
I KNOW THINGS.
443
00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:08,000
YOU KNOW THINGS?
444
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,125
THAT MAKES
A LOT OF SENSE.
445
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:11,292
LIKE WHAT THINGS?
446
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:12,708
YOU BOUGHT INTO
THE WHOLE, YOU KNOW,
447
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,500
COMMERCIALIZED
LOVE THING.
448
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,583
DEEP DOWN,
IT'S NOT YOU.
449
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:19,542
[SLURP]
450
00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:21,542
YOU KNOW WHAT?
451
00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:24,625
YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
452
00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:27,750
I TRIED.
453
00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:29,167
ONE FUCKING TIME,
I TRIED TO BE NORMAL,
454
00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:32,208
TO HAVE A NICE,
NORMAL BOYFRIEND
455
00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:33,542
WHO DOES NICE THINGS
FOR ME
456
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:39,000
AND ISN'T CRAZY
AND DOESN'T TREAT
ME LIKE SHIT.
457
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,542
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN'T BE WITH NICE GUYS,
458
00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:48,125
BUT NEITHER DO I WANT
TO BE WITH CRAZY GUYS
EATING SOUP.
459
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:51,250
I GOT TO GO.
460
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:55,625
HEY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
461
00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:58,208
THIS WAS AWESOME.
462
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:00,167
DO YOU WANT TO
DO THIS AGAIN?
463
00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:02,000
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
464
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:02,333
WHY WOULD I
KID WITH YOU?
465
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:20,292
Totsy: ♪ I FOUND A ROAD ♪
466
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,625
♪ FAR FROM WHAT I'VE KNOWN ♪
467
00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:30,250
♪ SENDING ME SOMEWHERE NEW ♪
468
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:33,167
♪ BUT EACH STEP I TOOK ♪
469
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:35,167
♪ I COULDN'T DARE TO LOOK ♪
470
00:24:35,167 --> 00:24:40,042
♪ WHERE IT WAS LEADING TO ♪
471
00:24:40,042 --> 00:24:42,625
♪ I HAVEN'T ALWAYS KNOWN ♪
472
00:24:42,625 --> 00:24:45,875
♪ WHERE MY HEART'S BEEN THROWN ♪
473
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:49,958
♪ PLAYING FETCH WITH LOVE ♪
474
00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,875
♪ BUT NOW I FEEL ♪
475
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:55,833
♪ THAT THIS COULD BE REAL ♪
476
00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:59,833
♪ ALL THAT I DREAMED OF ♪
477
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,333
♪ BLINDFOLDED WALKING TOWARD ♪
478
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:04,333
♪ THE WORDS I KNOW ARE YOURS ♪
479
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:07,958
♪ TRYING NOT TO RUN ♪
480
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,042
♪ FOR YEARS, I DIDN'T KNOW ♪
481
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:14,625
♪ MY HEART WAS RUNNING LOW ♪
482
00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:16,958
♪ TILL YOU BROUGHT THE SUN ♪
483
00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:19,833
♪ HOME IN YOUR EYES... ♪
484
00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,125
HEY! YOU'RE
FINALLY--
485
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:24,500
WHOA! EASY, SPAZ.
IT'S JUST ME.
486
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,583
OH, MY GOD. CHARLIE!
487
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:28,042
HEY.
488
00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:30,083
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
489
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:32,000
YOU GAVE ME A KEY,
REMEMBER?
490
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,625
YEAH, BUT THAT
DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN
JUST WALK IN
491
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:34,625
WITHOUT CALLING ME.
492
00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:37,042
WOW! THAT'S WHAT
YOU'VE GOT FOR ME.
493
00:25:37,042 --> 00:25:39,208
WHAT ABOUT,
"CHARLIE, MY CHARMING
494
00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:40,667
"AND HANDSOME
YOUNGER BROTHER
HERE FOR A VISIT.
495
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,958
WHAT A DELIGHT"?
496
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,458
ERRR.
497
00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:46,208
OH, LET ME
GET YOU A DRINK.
498
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:46,833
OH, NO.
I ALREADY CHECKED.
YOU'RE OUT OF BEER,
499
00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:49,333
BUT IT'S ALL GOOD.
500
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,292
I BROUGHT MY OWN.
501
00:25:54,292 --> 00:25:55,833
ARE YOU OK?
502
00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:58,667
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
503
00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:01,125
YEAH. I JUST CAME HERE
FOR A SEMINAR AT DePAUL.
504
00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:08,542
YOU CAME TO VISIT ME
FOR A SEMINAR AT DePAUL?
505
00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:10,875
DO WE HAVE TO
DO THIS NOW?
506
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,125
WELL...
507
00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:13,333
I THINK WE
KIND OF SHOULD.
508
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,708
I MEAN, YOU JUST SHOWED UP
AT MY APARTMENT.
509
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:17,125
[SIGHS]
510
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,250
ME AND BETH
BROKE UP.
511
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:23,708
WHAT?!
I KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
512
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:24,958
THINGS
WERE GOING GREAT,
513
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,458
AND THEN ONE DAY,
SHE JUST BROKE UP
WITH ME
514
00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:29,792
IN A TEXT MESSAGE.
515
00:26:29,792 --> 00:26:31,792
NO!
516
00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:33,500
THAT BITCH.
517
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,583
NO. SHE'S
A SWEET GIRL.
518
00:26:34,583 --> 00:26:36,750
IT'S JUST...
519
00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:38,708
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT
MY LOVE LIFE.
520
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:43,333
IN HAPPIER NEWS,
WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU AND JASON, HUH?
521
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,792
THINGS ARE GREAT.
522
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:49,000
REALLY GREAT ACTUALLY.
523
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:53,917
WOW! PROMISE ME
YOU'LL NEVER
PLAY POKER.
524
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:58,042
GROWING UP IS HARD
AS FUCK.
525
00:26:58,042 --> 00:26:59,333
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
526
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,917
LET'S WATCH
A MOVIE TONIGHT.
527
00:27:10,917 --> 00:27:12,625
THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.
528
00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:15,750
[MEGAN CRYING]
529
00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:19,500
OH, NO.
530
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,625
SHE LOST ANOTHER ONE.
531
00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,250
FIRE ESCAPE!
532
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,583
OK, SPILL.
WHAT HAPPENED?
533
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:49,167
HE NEVER TEXTED
ME BACK.
534
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,708
FUCK HIM.
535
00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:52,292
YOU CAN'T LET THAT DUDE
RUIN YOUR NIGHT.
536
00:27:57,167 --> 00:27:59,500
AAH!
537
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,500
MEGAN, IT'S OK.
THAT'S JUST CHARLIE.
538
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,583
IT'S MY BROTHER.
539
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:07,375
CHARLIE, THIS IS MEGAN.
540
00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,167
HEY. THIS IS COOL.
541
00:28:09,167 --> 00:28:11,167
YOU GUYS JUST
HANG OUT HERE?
542
00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,250
YEAH.
543
00:28:14,917 --> 00:28:17,958
YEAH. WE JUST
HANG OUT HERE.
544
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,667
IT--IT'S COOL,
RIGHT?
545
00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:23,000
UH, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, CHARLIE?
546
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,458
OH. I AM
A HISTORY GRAD STUDENT,
547
00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,958
AND THERE'S A SEMINAR
I WANTED TO TAKE NEARBY.
548
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:32,125
I LOVE READING
ABOUT HISTORY,
549
00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:34,625
JUST GETTING A SENSE
OF WHAT LED
TO THIS MOMENT
550
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:37,125
AND WHERE WE MIGHT
GO FROM HERE.
551
00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:40,167
THAT'S EXACTLY
HOW I FEEL.
552
00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:43,500
OK, KIDS.
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
553
00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:47,875
Della Swiss:
♪ OH, BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
554
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,875
♪ I'M COMING BACK ♪
555
00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:52,417
♪ WE BELONG TOGETHER ♪
556
00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:55,042
♪ OH, BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
557
00:28:55,042 --> 00:28:56,583
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE ♪
558
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:59,833
♪ THE ONLY ONE FOR ME ♪
559
00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,833
♪ WHEN WE MET,
I KNEW THIS WAS A LOVE ♪
560
00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:06,500
♪ THAT COULD LAST FOREVER ♪
561
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,667
♪ BUT WHEN I SEE YOU SO SAD ♪
562
00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:10,958
♪ I MISS WHAT WE HAD BEFORE ♪
563
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,458
♪ OH, BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
564
00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:14,875
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE ♪
565
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:16,250
♪ THE ONLY ONE FOR ME ♪
566
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:17,500
♪ THE ONLY ONE FOR ME ♪
567
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:20,333
Rachel: YOU LIVE
IN CHICAGO
568
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,500
WITH 2.7 MILLION PEOPLE.
569
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,917
HALF ARE FEMALE.
570
00:29:23,917 --> 00:29:25,375
TAKE OUT THE ONES
WHO ARE UNAVAILABLE
571
00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:26,833
OR OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE,
572
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:28,750
AND THAT LEAVES YOU
WITH AT LEAST
75,000 LADIES
573
00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:30,042
TO CHOOSE FROM.
574
00:29:30,042 --> 00:29:31,292
Rachel: SEE THAT
GIRL OVER THERE?
575
00:29:31,292 --> 00:29:32,875
YOU LEAVE WITH HER
IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES
576
00:29:32,875 --> 00:29:35,458
IF YOU JUST WALK
UP TO HER AND SAY,
"LET'S GO."
577
00:29:35,458 --> 00:29:37,583
"DON'T BE JADED,
BE JADE."
578
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,208
IT SPEAKS TO ME
AS A CHICK.
579
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:41,042
HOW LONG YOU BEEN
WITH CAMILLA?
580
00:29:41,042 --> 00:29:42,792
SHE SAYS YOU'RE THE BEST
AND SHE CAN ALWAYS
COUNT ON YOU.
581
00:29:42,792 --> 00:29:45,333
I ALWAYS DO IT
EXACTLY HOW SHE LIKES IT.
582
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,333
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
AND HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
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