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It's time for a brother to take off his
sister's clothes. We're getting thrown

out of the house.

It's just wrong.

Today we're going to do our second
installment of It's Just Wrong.

liked it so much the first time we
figured, let's go back.

These are dudes with their sisters. We
checked it out. We made sure that they

are technically brothers and sisters.
Anyone could try to do it. I mean,

brothers and sisters. We got their birth
certificates, looked at everything. I'm

getting a handle on just how wrong it is
because we invited seven couples down.

Only four showed up. People get weirded
out.

Oh, no. Yeah, three couples got weirded
out by the fact that the brothers were

going to take the sisters' clothing.

Thank goodness for them.

It was 5 o 'clock yesterday. They're
like, we're there, we're there.

Now, we have a $10 ,000 grand prize
today, courtesy of risquevideo .com.

some of our runners -up.

We'll be getting $500, courtesy of that
70s show. Well, let's figure this out.

We have four couples. Only three can
play, as you know, Robin. Yes, because

that's the kind of contest it is. That's
right. So let's meet Michael and

Jennifer and quickly interview them and
see if we want to see them play the

game.

I think a lot of this... Here's Michael
and Jennifer.

Michael, I believe you were one of the
first couples to call in, weren't you,

Michael? Yeah. Yeah. And Michael, how
will it do to you?

34. 34. And Jennifer, you're older,
right?

25. You're 25.

Although maybe I have the wrong couple
in mind when I'm thinking about your

story. Now, you two are close?

Yeah. You know each other? You grew up
together?

Yes. Yes.

Okay. All right. Now, Jennifer, aren't
you nervous about taking your clothes

and having them removed by your own
brother?

It's a little weird, yes.

It is a little weird.

Could you ever imagine doing something
like this? No, never.

Did you tell your parents you're going
to do something like this? My mother.

what did she say?

She said, well, go for the money.

All right, so, okay, that is Michael and
Jennifer. Let's meet our next couple.

Ken and Pamela want to play the game.

They're brother and sister.

Ken and Pamela, I don't know where
they're from, but let's find out.

wearing an American flag t -shirt.

Everybody's into the flag now. Everyone
loves the flag since 9 -11. A lot of

patriotism in the air, which is a good
thing, right?

Absolutely.

Hi, Ken. Good morning, Howard.

Good morning, Pamela. You're a beautiful
woman. Thank you very much. How old a

woman are you? Do you mind being asked?

21. 21?

Tell the truth. I have to know the
truth. Tell the truth.

39. 39. How old's your brother, Ken?

31. 31. And you two love each other? I
imagine you're very close, aren't you?

I'll kill him if he touches me.

Ken, have you ever seen your sister
naked before?

No, I haven't, Howard. All right. What
motivates you? I know the money, but do

you really need the money badly? Is that
what's going on here? More than you

know, Howard. All right. Well, why don't
you two stand over there? We'll make

our final decision. Let's talk to John
and Marissa.

John and Marissa come down to play It's
Just Wrong. They want to win $10 ,000.

Where brothers undress their sisters.

Now, John and Marissa, you two must have
had a long discussion about this, I

imagine. Yeah, how do you even ask?

I'm sorry, Marissa? He talked me into
it. He called me and said, call up there

right now. And I did.

Marissa, you look quite foxy, actually.

Are you a dancer of some kind?

Bartender. You're a bartender.

And John, what do you do?

I'm unemployed right now.

So I need some money. Boy, your sister
must love you.

Howard. Yes. Of all our contestants.

Of all our contestants, John has the
highest level of education.

He dropped out of Lakeville Community
College in his first year.

That's the highest. We got a good
chance.

I got a feeling a lot of the sisters
will be naked very quickly.

All right, let's meet our fourth couple,
Pete and Jamie.

How do you choose? It's just wrong.

I don't know who to choose. They're all
good. All our couples are quite good.

And this is Jamie and this is Pete. Pete
and Jamie, how old are you guys?

I'm 28. She's 25.

25 years old. Jamie, are you nervous
about taking your clothes off in front

your brother? Absolutely.

You are. And did you tell your parents?

Yeah. And what did your mom say?

Not to tell anybody.

Really? Why did you agree to this?

Jamie, what's motivating you? Do you
need the money that badly?

Yeah, I need it for school.

You do? Yeah. What kind of school are
you in?

Well... Not yet. I need the money to go.

I want to be an esthetician, and the
course is like $9 ,000.

You want to be a nurse -etician?

Esthetician. An esthetician. What is
that?

It's like facial, body care.

Facial and body care?

What do you do? You remove body hair?

No. Facial.

You give a facial? You got to go to
school for that?

Yeah. Really? I would bet a lot of the
people... To work in a spa. I want to

my own one day.

All right. All right. Why don't you go
stand over there with the rest of them,

Jamie? Are all the brothers straight?

I don't know. Are all your brothers
straight? Yeah, you are? They all claim

have girlfriends.

They all claim to have girlfriends. Now,
every one of them are full brothers and

sisters, right? There was one couple
that had a... The couple in the back,

one with the glasses there, they have
the same mother but a different father,

but they were really raised in the same
family because her brother there was in

the family since he was three years old.
They were raised as brother and sister.

Well, they have the same mother, but
different father. And they grew up in

same household.

But he only knows his stepfather as his
father.

I see.

I actually have his obituary in my
pocket with my name in it. Well, I've

tell you, I'd like to see all our
couples play, but I have to eliminate

them. And if I'm going to vote, I would
have to eliminate the one couple that

isn't full brother and sister. Oh,
that's who you're going to... Well,

the only... Because, quite frankly, I'd
like to see all of them play.

But I can't imagine how to eliminate one
of them. It's the experience of meeting

you, Howard.

You're making me feel bad. It is. It's
the whole everything, just like everyone

was saying in the green room. Listen, I
could have made this much worse. I could

have said to all of you right now, all
right, make out with each other.

And then the ones that don't do it,
we'll get rid of. But, you know, that's

really wrong, isn't it? Yes. That's
really, really wrong. Unless one of you

wants to do it. Yeah.

Right now, to describe to my audience,
Pete is removing Jamie's shirt.

Look at those monsters, huh?

It's time to play It's Just Wrong. I'm
your host, Howard Stern.

Well, our first couple are Ken and
Pamela. You heard from them before.

Pamela, you have breast implants, don't
you? Yes, I do.

And what are you, a C or a D? A D.

And it looks like you've got a great
body.

Thank you. You say you're a mom, but it
looks like you've kept yourself in

shape, haven't you? Thank you. Trying.

I'm a singer in the band. We play in the
band together.

You and Ken are in a band together? So
you could really use this money, because

I never heard of your band.

Let's play the game.

God, I'm so nervous.

Me too.

This is so wrong, and it's time for
couple number one, Ken and Pamela, to go

first. Ken, you'll answer the question.

If you don't get it right, what article
of clothing are you going to take off

your sister?

My pants.

Pants. Pants coming off the birth. Yeah.
All right. Ten, you'll remove. We're

going to save the birthmark.

You'll remove your sister's pants if you
get this question wrong.

That's so wrong.

Only on this show would you hear that.

Get the question wrong and you'll remove
your sister's pants. Yeah.

Okay.

And here we go.

Which member? Now, remember, no help
here.

Everybody be quiet. You'll immediately
lose the question. And the sister can't

answer the question. No, she cannot.
Even if she knows.

This is all about Ken.

Well, this is a musical question, so
maybe you'll do well. You say you're in

band. All right. Which member of TLC
died in a car accident?

One eye.

Repeat the answer. One eye. Is that your
final answer?

I'm sorry, no. Left eye.

Left eye.

With a mark underneath her eye.

That is correct, Left Eye Lopez.

You pulled that one out. You pulled it
out. I thought he was sticking with one

eye. I was hoping. I wanted to see that
sister without the past.

Pamela, you're sweating, aren't you?
Yes, I am. A little clammy. Yeah, that

you nervous. When he said one eye, were
you thinking we're in trouble? No,

Kenny's smart. My Kenny.

All right, let's go to Marissa and John.

We're in trouble.

John, are you ready?

Yeah, bring it.

Marissa, have you ever been naked in
front of a group of guys?

Maybe. Okay.

But never did that group of guys include
the brothers. I hope you all have clean

panties on. Yeah.

What are you wearing? Are you wearing a
thong? I can see that.

And a pair of jeans.

And what is that, a top? There's no bra
under that. Yeah, I got one under.

Okay. All right. Let's see what happens.

Okay. Here we go.

This is a bit of a history question.

Which tanker spilled 10 million gallons
of crude oil off the coast of Alaska in

1989? Very famous story.

Exxon Valdez. Say that again?

Exxon Valdez.

Very good. That is the correct answer.

He just blurted that right out. I would
have bet the farm that John wasn't going

to get one right the whole game. Well,
you know, when you've got to take your

sister's pants off.

Somehow you get smarter?

Yeah, somehow it makes you more
intelligent. This should teach school

Turns into Einstein.

All right, let's go to Pete and Jamie
now. Pete, it all rests on you. Jamie,

what article of clothing are you going
to have your brother remove, should you

get this one wrong? Probably my shirt
first.

Your shirt, okay.

What cup size are you?

A C.

A C.

I would have guessed that. Or a small D.

Small D.

But they're natural.

And that's what we hope your brother
will be seeing. For the purpose of the

show, we'll go with a small D.

This is a history question.

Oh, no.

Which Nazi, World War II, which Nazi
field marshal was known as the Desert

Oh, my God.

All right, we might have a problem here,
which means something's coming off.

Hitler?

Is that your final answer?

I'm so sorry. That wasn't even a good
guess.

I got a feeling it's the only Nazi
people.

I have no idea.

Rommel.

Rommel. The Desert Fox. The Desert Fox.
So many movies.

All right, what are you going to remove
now? I guess I got to take your shirt

off. All right, Jamie.

Time for your shirt to come off.

Now, Gary, what's the rules? The bra
stays on for now? No, no, no. She's...

I'm going to do it different. I'm going
to do the shirt.

Okay. She's going to do the shirt, the
bra, and then the pants and the panties

are all one item. Yeah. Oh, I see. Okay.
So the shirt's only coming off.

Right now, to describe to my audience,
Pete is removing Jamie's shirt.

Look at those monsters, huh?

Oh, my God. What do you mean, us?

Yes. Oh, my God. Wow.

Jamie, not only is your shirt off, but
Pete, what did it feel like to remove

your sister's shirt?

Very weird. All right. Can I just say
something? I can't wait to watch him

her bra.

Whoa. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
That was really wrong.

That's wrong.

All right.

The game gets a little harder. We're
going to go back to Ken and Pamela. So

Pamela has managed to keep all her
clothes on. I know that your pants will

coming off if Ken gets this one wrong.
This is round two.

All right, here we go.

Name the current head of the FBI.

The man who heads the FBI.

His name's been in the news a lot
lately. He's been criticized.

Sometimes people praise him.

But he's the head of the FBI. We know
that... I think pants are coming off.

Ken looks troubled.

Say something.

Something.

Fred?

Fred Norris?

Yeah. That was the last one. No, the
guy's name, who's the current head of

FBI, is Robert Mueller.

Robert Mueller?

Yep. Does that ring any bells? Left -eye
Mueller.

Left -eye Mueller.

Well, he surely has a file on YouTube.
Now, Pam, what's going to happen? Your

pants are going to be removed?

Take your shoes off. She can take her
shoes off.

Why don't you help her off with them?

You've got to take off everything. Help
her take them off.

She doesn't take anything off by
herself.

This is so wrong.

Pam, you're freaking out. He's undoing
your belt, isn't he? Hold still.

Hurry up.

This is so wrong.

The wireless thing. Yeah, go ahead. Take
your wireless off.

Please get stupid real quick.

Ten, you're unbuckling her pants.

Oh, God.

Now pull down her fly, I guess. I want,
like, some bleach for my hands.

Oh. Oh, this is so wrong. He took his
sister's pants off.

No, I didn't.

Wow,

your pants are off, but, my God, your
beautiful double C's or whatever the

are.

Oh, my God.

Wow. How did that feel, Ken?

Not right.

Felt wrong.

Felt wrong. Did you guys ever consider
getting jobs?

Okay, let's go to our next couple, John
and Marissa.

Ready. John and Marissa. So far, Marissa
has all her clothes on. This is no

sweat, right?

Easy game. All right, John, here we go.

Name the author of On the Road.

Jack Carraway. That's correct. Your
sister keeps her clothes on. Wow.

Look at you.

Dealing the road scholar here. Look at
this guy. Mr.

Unemployed answers every question. I got
one. John, I never thought you'd get a

10. You didn't know that. No. No. No,
not at all. Yeah, that's very

He did have that half year at community
college. Yeah.

That's a joke.

All right, here we go.

Our third couple, brother and sister
Pete and Jamie.

Jamie, you're down to your bra. You've
got your pants on, but what comes off if

you get this wrong?

My bra.

Your bra.

You'll be topless.

May I say thank you for that?

Pete, there's a lot riding on this.
You'll be removing your sister's bra.

Focus.

Focus.

Idiot.

All right, here we go. Some
encouragement.

Here we go.

The Muslim, this has been in the news as
well.

The Muslim holy city of Mecca is located
in what country?

Mecca.

Can you repeat the question?

Yes. The Muslim holy city of Mecca is
located in what country? Pete and Jamie.

I think you're going to see that.

Jamie, you've got to be nervous.

Come on, Pete, just think.

Pete, give us the answer.

Come on. Do it for your sister.

Do it for your dignity.

Saudi Arabia.

Wow. That is correct.

Oh, my God. How did you do that? He
pulled it out. I'm telling you, when

have to remove their sister's clothes.
Oh, that's so funny.

Oh, I love you now.

Pistol Pete.

Pistol Pete and Jamie.

Jamie, were you sweating bullets on
that? Yes, I was. Wow. Would you have

your sister's bra off? I would have had
to, Howard. You would have had to, yes.

All right.

Let's go to...

Ken and Pamela. Ken, are you ready?

Yeah. Pam, what comes off if... My top.

Your top. Wow. You'll be standing there
just in your panties.

Are you nervous? Yes.

All right. $10 ,000.

Okay.

I love the music. Yes, it sounds very
important.

Which U .S. state is nicknamed the
Keystone State?

I love the music.

Can we call a friend?

No. No, you cannot.

Unfortunately, it's not the same show.

Go ahead, Ken. Pick one.

I have one of mine.

One's better than none, I guess. Go
ahead.

I'm going to say Arizona.

Uh -oh. We got Pennsylvania.

You're going to have to remove your
sister's shirt.

It's time for a brother.

to take off his sister's clothes.

Oh, Pete!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Your brother has removed your pants and
panties. Oh, my God.

Which

U

.S. state is nicknamed the Keystone
State?

I'm going to say...

Arizona.

Uh -oh. We got Pennsylvania.

You're going to have to remove your
sister's shirt.

Ken is standing there. His sister is in
panties.

Oh, he's closing his eyes. The shirt is
coming off.

And I guess you have to remove her bra.

Oh, my God. This is frightening.

How are you doing over there?

Twisted, twisted.

Ken, Pamela. Just put them all there.

You just, oh my.

Sister has beautiful breasts. Have you
seen them?

Are you looking? No. You're not looking.
No.

You like that, Artie?

Pamela, you got a beautiful chest. Yeah,
and I said hi to you outside. Not

again. Come on, I like you, Pam. Pam,
you still have your panties on.

You got beautiful pants. But I don't
hold out hope for them with your

Yeah. No.

All right, you still got your panties.
You're very much in the game. Let's move

to our, your sister's standing next to
you naked. You took her bra off, dude.

I'd pretty much do anything for money.
All right. That's clear.

What wouldn't people do for money? Well,
this is not the place to say that.

Marissa and John.

Marissa, oddly enough, John's coming
through. You have all your clothes on. I

know. I'm on a roll. My clothes come
off. If John gets this wrong, what do

This shirt. This shirt will be... Okay,
the top. Okay.

Obviously, you want that.

Okay.

It's time. All right. This is a
geography question. Geography? Okay.

geography, how many U .S. states touch
the Pacific Ocean?

Oh, man.

Wow.

Seven.

That's five.

Oh, man. Well, John, Marissa's top is
coming off, isn't it?

I'm surprised you're not taking your
pants off. You're going right for the

boobies, huh?

It doesn't matter.

You don't care. All right, turn around
here. John, you've never seen your

naked except for when you walk into the
bathroom.

Oh, no, he's got to take it off from the
front? He's unbuttoning her shirt. I

have two things on, and he's got to take
both off. I see.

Each girl only has three items to wear,
so. This is just wrong.

John complaining that it's wrong.

You're right.

You're right.

Now you have to undo her bra.

Oh, my God, this is.

And untie it at the top.

Marissa,

you're a sexy girl, by the way. How much
do you weigh?

125. 125.

5 '7". 5 '7". How big are your cans that
we're about to see from your brother?

They're small, C.

Small, C. Nothing small about a C. Your
brother is not used to taking off your

clothes. He's having a big problem.

Yeah. That's all right.

He should be having a problem.

Take this part off first. Okay. All
right.

His sister, Marissa, instructing John on
how to take a bra. And then...

From the back. From the back. Take it
off now.

And then just pull it down.

Pull it down. Oh, that's it. Pull it
down over your sister's belly.

Oh, man.

Oh, good.

All right. Take the rest of that off.
Help him with it, will you? All right.

Oh, your sister. Oh, you show your
sister.

John getting turned on? No.

Yeah, who wrote On the Road Now, Howard?
Good luck. Howard, he's looking. The

other guy has yet to look. He's looking.
Ken, you haven't looked at your sister

topless. No.

And, John, you looked at your sister,
didn't you? I might have snuck a look

quick. And you're turning red.

Why did you want to see that? I didn't
really want to. It just happened.

Sure, sure.

Well, the game is going well. Two of his
sisters are topless.

And our next contestant is about to take
her bra off if her brother doesn't get

this right.

She will be topless soon.

So disgustingly wrong.

Ready? On your mark.

Get set, go.

One, two.

Oh, man, he went for it.

Today

we're

going to do our second installment of
It's Just Wrong. Pete is removing

shirt.

Oh, this is so wrong. He took his
sister's pants off. That's it. Pull it

over your sister's belly.

Oh,

man. Look at those monsters, huh?

It's just wrong.

down to it. Pete, are you ready? I am
ready. The other sisters are topless.

She'll be joining them probably soon.

No, come on.

Don't take that attitude.

In the animal kingdom, which is the
fastest bird on land?

In the animal kingdom, which is the
fastest bird on land?

Fastest bird on land?

Yeah.

Come on, think.

An ostrich.

That's correct. Oh, yes.

That is correct.

The bird with the longest leg. How'd you
get that? Yes.

Wow. Well, you did it.

I thought it was pigeon.

I love them. Isn't that something? I
love you now. Well, time to go back to

and Pamela.

Pamela, you only have your panties left.

Round four.

And in the lead is Pete and Jamie, our
brother and sister with the most

knowledge, is going to walk away with
$10 ,000.

And if Pam loses her pants, her
underwear here, that's it for them.

of the game.

Yes, they are.

Yes, they are. Although there might be
other opportunities to win money. We'll

see. Yes. Well, we'll see. We'll see.

Don't worry.

Okay. We've got a lot of questions here,
and let's get to them.

In literature, it's a book question.

He already gave up.

No, I don't know about that. You've got
something right before me. No, I just

know my sister gave up now.

Pamela, you nervous about taking your
panties off? Uh -huh. You are.

I don't blame you. Especially with your
brother removing them. That's going to

be really wrong.

I forgot about that part.

Okay. In literature, what is the name of
the young protagonist in The Catcher in

the Rye?

Catcher in the Rye. Catcher in the Rye.

Protagonist. I'm going to make him read
that book when we get back. Yes, you

should.

Spartacus? I don't know. Well, Holden
Caulfield. No, I wouldn't. That's close,

though, Spartacus. The only book I read
was yours.

Well, now you're going to have to remove
your sister's panties. Oh, my God. I

wish you luck with this. I know it's
tough. What is it, Pamela? Oh, dear.

Pam, how are you? All right? You need a
Valium of some kind? You got any? I

don't think so. I see you're sweating
profusely.

Tequila. Tequila.

All right. Turn around.

What do you want me to do?

Right there. Go ahead. Turn around. He's
turning his head. Oh.

Whoa. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That was really wrong.

That's wrong.

I saw him look. That is wrong.

You looked, Ken. I did. I saw you.
That's about as wrong as it gets.

You were standing there in front of your
brother naked, Pamela. Do you feel

funny about it?

Funny is not the word.

What is it? What's going through your
mind right now?

Ew. Ew, it's disgusting.

My brother's dead.

Well, for what it's worth, you look
great.

Thank you. You got great boobs.

Thank you.

Don't look. You're nice and shaved, by
the way. Your sister shaves, by the way.

I feel good for her. Don't you look
either. Well, you didn't get the 10

but let's see if there's an opportunity
for you to win something.

All right.

John and Marissa, your sister is
standing before us topless. She has her

and thong on.

John.

Try and do this for your sister. Please.
I will.

In 1940, what candy company introduced
the Peppermint Patty?

What candy company?

No one can help you, unfortunately. Your
sister is depending on you. You're all

alone. Oh, York.

That's correct.

All right.

All right.

Good job.

I so wanted your sister's pants off.

I'll tell you, this guy's a smartass is
what he is.

Pete and Jamie, Jamie, that bra is
coming off if your brother gets this one

wrong.

Hopefully not.

Okay. Which Truman Capote book recounts
the 1959 murder of a rural Kansas

family? Huh?

Is he a book guy?

I happen to know this one.

Don't brag.

If I know one, I should say it,
shouldn't I?

Don't feel good. I know it, too. Pete,
that bra is going to come off your

if you don't know it. Pete, come on.

The Diary of Anne Frank.

Oh, my goodness.

1959.

In cold blood. Truman Capote. In fact,
it was made into a movie.

Starring Robert Blake. Robert Blake was
in it. And wouldn't Anne Frank have

written the Diary of Anne Frank? He
didn't tell Robin. Robin, what's with

Mexico mumbo jumbo? You don't think she
had a ghostwriter on that? Truman

Capote, maybe?

Jamie, your bra's going to come off and
it's going to be removed by your

brother. We're going to quiet down so we
can get every audio moment.

Where's the thing strapped?

Just shut your eyeballs.

He's not looking. He's turning his head
away.

Pete, stop.

I've got to take it off.

Okay, it's off.

What a set of cans.

Mama Lucia. Those are real?

Your sister's got some set, dude. I want
to take your word on it, Howard.

You took a little peek. No, I didn't.
Paige, she's got a couple of bullets.

Man.

Your sister's pants are tight, so you're
actually touching her skin.

No!

Okay, here we go for your sister's
pants.

At the end of World War II, which U .S.
Army general presided over the surrender

of Japan?

Patton? I don't know. Oh, boy.

General Douglas MacArthur. Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

All right, your sister's pants have to
come off.

You're going to have to do it.

She's taking off her shoes.

Can you turn around and look at the
front of you?

I got it.

The weird part is, it's the weirdest
part on buckling the pants and zipping

down. That is very strange.

Never thought I'd be doing that. Ken,
you're nodding your head. Absolutely.

Your sister's pants are tight, so you're
actually touching her skin.

I noticed Ken and Pete are looking at
the other sisters.

Whoa, there's no kicking off.

Wow.

Your sister's down to a thong. You're
looking at her, though, I noticed. No,

not. You're the only brother who looks
at his sister.

She does have a great body, but you
don't look at her that way. No, I'm not.

John, you're turning beet red.

I am red.

It is embarrassing.

Did you ever think you'd be removing
your sister's pants? Never in my life.

butt would be that close to you.

No. Did you ever think of studying World
War II?

All right, let's go to Jamie and Pete.

Pete, your sister's pants come off if
you get this wrong, and then she'll be

down to her thong.

No, that's it. That's it? Oh, that's it.
Oh, that's right.

She could be out of the game. You'd be
out of the game on this. You have to get

this. All right, here we go.

Are we ready?

Ready. Okay.

Money. We need the money. At what
temperature now does water boil?

At what temperature does water boil?

98 degrees.

Whoa.

Oh, boy, you up.

212 degrees.

Well, that means your sister's pants do
have to come off.

I'm sorry, Pete. If water boiled at 98,
your blood would be boiling now.

Yeah, that's right. You lost and we have
winners, but we don't really care who

won. We care about seeing your pants
off. Yeah, that's right. Your pants are

coming off. All right, go ahead, Pete.

Take your shoes off. Oh, my God.

He has to unzip the back of her pants.
Be careful because the zipper already

broke. Don't turn.

Can you turn around?

Should I just pull them both off right
now? Here, you go in front of me and

grab back.

Turn your head.

Oh, Pete.

He's pulling your pants out. Oh, my God.
I'm like that all day. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Your brother has removed your
pants and panties. You're totally nude.

Well, I can't get her shoes.

Well, we'll get them off. What's the
matter with you? Help your sister out.

Pete,

what kind of a monster are you?

No, don't get my shoe.

She's five seconds away from yelling
rape. This is great. If you could only

what's going on here as they struggle to
get the clothes off. I can't look.

And Jamie's looking for her dignity
anywhere she can find it. Mommy's going

kill us.

Mommy's going to kill us.

Give me the other one.

Hurry.

I hate you.

You didn't know any of those questions.

He looked. Two questions. No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.

Okay. Did you see your sister naked?

I did. She looks good.

Hi, Howard. Hi, baby.

Hi.

The sisters are standing almost out of
the room.

Well, let me just congratulate, first of
all, John and Marissa. Marissa, you are

topless, but you've managed to keep your
thong on with your dignity. Yes, I

have.

Let me tell you what each couple has
won.

First of all, John and Marissa get $10
,000.

Wow. I can't believe it. You are couple
number two.

I'll be riding a Harley next week.
You'll be riding a Harley next week. The

,000 for It's Just Wrong, courtesy of
riskgayvideo .com.

Now, I do have some money from That 70s
Show and that70sshow .com. I'm going to

give $500, courtesy of That 70s Show, to
each of our runner -up couples.

I am.

For no reason. For no reason other than
they were good sports.

Thank you.

Thank you. I should tell you one thing.
What is it, Gary? I heard Ken earlier

talking that if he got the money, he
really wanted to get his kid an Xbox.

Right. I just happened to have one in my
office. Literally in my office. I was

going to use it for something else. So I
have an Xbox. What would he have to do

for that Xbox?

I think he would, if I had to guess, I
think he would probably have to take

his hands and honk his sister's horns.

Oh, that's too wrong. For Xbox?

I think that's wrong. Pam, every time we
play, I do that.

It's up to you, but every time we play
in the band, I usually end up hitting

on the butt or something. No, he goes
like this.

That's up to you, Pam.

For the Xbox. Wait a minute. Xbox?

What do I get out of that?

The joy of seeing your nephew play with
it.

Don't say it.

That's not enough for me.

Are you guys ready?

Ready. Okay.

One, two.

Okay.

We're getting thrown out of the house.

Well, what's in it for her if he honks
her horns?

20 bucks? We got a 20 bucks.

It's up to you.

What about us?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Jamie,
you're standing there naked in front of

your brother. I know!

You want an Xbox? No, I don't want an
Xbox.

All right, let's play out this
conversation. Hey!

Would you like another $500 from
That70Show .com? Now all week long

it's on, you know.

I could up your prize money to $1 ,000
instead of $500.

If your brother honked your horns.

Come on.

What do you think of that, Jamie? If
your brother was to do that, that's

wrong, isn't it? Isn't there...
Touching? I don't think I... No. Come

can't do it for $1 ,000?

I'm afraid we... $500 additional added
to your prize money? What does he have

do? Honk your horns. He has to put his
full palm on him for two seconds.

And I'm afraid we insist.

I mean, insist.

I know it's wrong.

But that's the name of the game. But the
70s show has authorized me. Maybe if

you up it a little bit more.

No, I think that's going to be it.

You lost.

That's it, Ms. Smarty. What do you
think?

I'll do it.

We'll go for it.

Wait a second.

We'll go for it.

You're going to do it.

No, that's Pam talking.

Wait a second. Pam, for an Xbox?

No, for the extra. For the extra 500?

Yes. Oh.

You don't want the Xbox?

I'll throw in the Xbox if you guys do
it. All right. That's all right. I feel

bad for these guys' kids.

So, in other words, your total prize
money would be $1 ,000, courtesy of that

70s show that's on all week long now.
Yes. If your brother honks your horns.

Okay. And the Xbox.

And the Xbox. I'll throw it in. Move
your arms out. I can move my arms out.

course. Now you're going to get your
horns honked. Ready? On your mark. Get

Go. One, two.

Oh, man, he went for it.

You got some bleach?

Oh, that was so bad.

Yes. That was really, really bad.

My wife's home right now packing all my
clothes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

How did that feel? Let's get the recap.
How did that feel when your brother

grabbed you, Pamela? Well, since I've
had the implant, a lot of people

have... But mostly girls kind of poked
and... And touched?

Yeah, to see what they... And what was
it like for you?

I don't remember. Say that. I got a... I
don't know. I don't know. Is it

cheating if it's your sister? Would your
wife be mad at you? No, it's just my

sister's got a lot of reputation, so I
just don't want to ruin it for her by my

crazy ideas of coming here to meet you
guys.

You know, Howard, I mean, he did what he
had to do, but he gave her a little

extra at the end. Yeah, he did. He did.

He did.

Back there, you seem so nice, Gary.

Gary.

I know there's $1 ,000 from iOne .com.

That's right.

Oh, no.

Do you want to see the replay on the
touching? Yeah, let me see the replay on

the touching on there.

That might be the wrongest thing I've
ever seen.

You know what? You got an Xbox, and for
that, the rest of your life is going to

be completely awkward.

Are you going to hate that Xbox every
time you look at it? Okay, so here's

the deal is. We're talking to Jamie at
the end there now. Yeah, Jamie. Okay, so

they won the $500 between them from that
70s show. That's right. You offered

them an additional $500 from that 70s
show. That's right. I'll throw in $500

more from i1 .com to do the same thing
that these guys just did. $1 ,000.

You're saying that they would have $1
,000?

No, $1 ,000 from that 70s show and an
additional $500 from i1 .com. Oh, that's

very generous.

Very generous.

Does he have to look?

Yes. You have to face each other, for
starters.

All right.

Come on. If you look in my eyes, and
that's it.

He wants you so bad.

Okay. You want to touch your sister,
don't you? No, I just want the money.

You want the money. Yeah. We need the
money. You need the money.

All right, well.

Oh, my.

Pete and Jamie, it's time to play It's
Just Wrong.

I will count. Where brothers and sisters
touch each other.

I have to look.

Look at me. Okay.

You ready?

Ready. Are you guys ready?

Ready. Okay.

One, two.

Okay.

We're getting thrown out of the house.

That looked really weird.

Hey, your sister's kind of hot. She is.

Yeah, and I liked it. She got some
taters, man. What was it like to do that

your sister?

Extremely weird, Howard. It was
disgusting.

All right. Well, I've had enough of it's
just wrong.

You know what? I never get enough. I
just can't believe it. Uh -oh. We got a

recap. Here's the recap. Here's the
instant replay.

Oh, my God.

It's just wrong.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

You look good, baby. Oh, my God. You're
not Aaron.

Of course we are.

Hey, let me ask you something.

Would brothers and sisters kiss?

No. Is there any amount of money? I do
have a bank of money. Is there a number

that someone can name? John, you're
saying no, but I'm looking at your

Marissa, and she's not saying no.

Let me ask you something.

Would brothers and sisters kiss?

No. Is there any amount of money? I do
have a bank of money. Is there a number

that someone could name? John, you're
saying no, but I'm looking at your

Marissa, and she's not saying no.

Are you? No, it'd have to be a lot of
money to do something like that. To find

lot. To kiss your brother? I don't know.

I'll tell you what, though.

I can't imagine if any of you, for an
additional $1 ,000, would get over your

brother's knee and let him spank you,
and you'd say, give me more, Daddy.

For another grand?

For another grand to get over your...
That's not too bad.

You would do that.

That's not too bad. You would do it. You
would get over your brother's knee

while he spanked your bottom. How many
times? One? Ten times.

Ten? Yeah. What you'd have to say is,
give me more, son of my daddy. Yeah.

me more, son of my daddy.

Can't do that.

Would you do that? For an additional two
grand?

No. Two grand. Two grand, you'd say,
give me more, son of my daddy. Ten

though. Ten times. That would hurt.

Has anybody swayed by $2 ,000?

Ken and Pamela, your brother and sister,
but is that too wrong for $2 ,000?

Yes, it is.

Pam, you agree? I agree.

You grabbed her breast. What's the
difference if she gets over your knee? I

nothing to lose. She's got a lot to
lose. What does she have to lose?

Her job.

Her job.

I can't get into specifics, but... You
want your job?

So far, yes. Phil has her job? I know,
you lost your job already.

Shut that one down.

Just reasons, I can't.

How about for an Atari? John and
Marissa, are you thinking about the $2

get over your brother's lap and scream,
give me more, son of my daddy?

Ten times?

Do I have to say it ten times? Yes, you
do.

Every time.

You've got to give me a nice good whack.

Let me get over to our third couple.
There's an argument going down by Pete

Jamie. Pete, you're saying you'd do it
for two grand, wouldn't you? It's up to

her. I would do it. Jamie?

What do you say? Tell me what's going on
in your head.

There's no way I could do that. Let him
do that. Don't you want to be a

euthanasianist? What?

Aren't you studying to be a
euthanasianist? No, and it's an

An esthetician.

I don't know why they're named that. Two
grand. You get over your brother's lap.

He spanks you ten times while you
scream, give me more. Never. I can't. No

Why can't you? Tell me why. What's so
taboo about that?

No way. That's worse than the dress.
This is bad enough. That you're standing

there naked. And him grabbing my chest
is horrible.

Horrible. I can't do it. Well, it's
great. There's so many other things I

have offered you. Who knows? Maybe for
the brothers to sit and watch their

sisters make out with another one of the
sisters.

Could have been something like that. I
don't know. But you know what? The

possibilities are endless. I'm going to
throw up if you keep proposing. Yes.

You know what? Even my own deviance is
making me yell.

But you've all played a good game. And
welcome to the second installment of

Just Wrong.

It's just wrong.

So Ken and Pam, you guys lost.

We lost.

You guys had to get naked. We didn't
lose, but we lost badly. I had to get

naked. How do you feel?

Ew. Ew.

Are you pissed at Ken for screwing up
and making you get naked? No. I tried. I

got left -eyed.

Do you think he could have done better?

No. No?

Are you mad at Pete for screwing up and
making you get naked? No, he did his

best.

He's not mad.

You're not mad at all? No.

We had a good time. Everybody was very
nice.

Pete, do you want to apologize to your
sister for making her get naked? I'm

sorry. I accept. You did great. I'm
proud of you. Thank you.

Guys, congratulations.

Thanks. I've never won anything.

Never won anything. First time.

Yep. Dude, Judd, everybody doubted you.
They thought you were going to lose.

I thought I was going to lose.

Myself. I doubted myself when I came in.

Now, what was it like at least seeing
your sister topless? Tell the truth.

Did you look? Very strange.

I did briefly, but, you know, it was
very strange. Very strange. What about

you pulled her pants off?

I was trying to keep my head turned
away. Trying to keep my head turned away

whole time.

Did you? Very odd. Very odd.

It went quick.