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It's just wrong when fathers help their
daughters strip and proudly show off

their young nips. It's just wrong.

Hi,

I'm Billy Sue.

My dad, Tony. Hi, my name is Andrea.

This is my father, Dwayne. I'm Valerie,
and this is my father, Don, and we are

here for the father -daughter version of
It's Just Wrong.

When was the last time you saw your
daughter naked?

I don't know, maybe a month ago. I saw
her in the bathroom by mistake.

How nervous are you?

I'm a little nervous, I have to admit.

Why? Because my dad's going to be taking
my clothes off, I'm pretty sure.

I guess the answer's wrong, but, you
know. You get a chance with that.

Now, whose idea was it to come on the
show?

I just called to say, hey, get some hot
moms on there, and they called back and

said, hey, you want to be on the show?
So, cool.

Give me a prediction on how many
questions you think you're going to get

and wrong.

Probably. I know I'm going to get
something wrong to where she's going to

to take some clothes off, but I think
I'll get enough right to win.

When was the last time you saw Billy Sue
naked?

A couple months ago.

What happened?

We were skinny dipping.

How nervous are you?

Actually, not very. The other girls seem
really nice, and the dads are pretty

cool. I figured, what, there's three
articles of clothing? Is that the game?

Yeah.

She's got three shots. She'll be naked.

No trivia.

It's construction trivia. I'm pretty
good at it, but other than that.

She did chances pretty good that your
daughter ended up naked.

Yeah. I told her to just come here
naked.

We're going to win.

How confident are you?

I don't know.

If I get the right questions, I'm going
to lie. If you see some flesh, it's

going to discombobulate my... Hopefully
we'll win.

And when was the last time you got to
see your daughter naked?

Oh, my God, when she was a baby and
changed her diaper.

Nothing's changed.

And is this going to be a problem for
you?

No. I don't think we have a good shot at
it, really. Trivia's not my bag, so

pretty good chance she'll be naked. Look
at the fun I'm having now. I mean, even

I don't believe what I see in front of
me.

Robin, you'll take a look to my right.
Yes.

you will see three beautiful women,
three fathers, who are ready to risk it

for $10 ,000.

Will they undress their daughters, or
will they walk away $10 ,000 richer?

You bet.

You bet what?

We're going to see in a minute.

Let me introduce our first couple on
It's Just Wrong. Where's my It's Just

theme song?

It's just wrong when fathers help their
daughters.

All right, over here to, let's go to the
first couple first, Tony and Billy Sue.

Oh, now I understand.

Well, you think their names say
something?

Billy Sue, you're a lovely girl. How old
are you? I'm 19.

19 years old. Were you the one who heard
about this on the radio, or did your

dad? No, he did. He listens pretty
regularly?

Yeah. And how does your dad approach you
about this?

He just called me up and told me we're
going on Howard Stern's show and I'm

getting naked. Oh, okay.

Dad, did you feel uncomfortable making
that phone call? Hi, Tony.

How are you doing, Howard? No, I didn't
feel uncomfortable at all. Really? Have

you ever seen your daughter naked?

Yeah, I see her naked all the time. How
is that, that you see your daughter

naked? I don't understand.

We're always at the beach. We're always
skinny dipping, all of us. We hang out

with the big crew.

Really? Yeah, it's no big deal for us.
Wow.

You grew up naked. Yeah, she did.

Isn't it unusual, though, that you'll be
taking her clothes off for us?

Yeah, that part of it's wrong. That part
is very wrong. It's very wrong. All

right, so you two are pretty comfortable
with your nudity, but still undressing

your daughter in front of us has got to
be a little weird.

Now, did you come down here just to
undress her, or do you really want the

,000? Yeah, we could use the $10 ,000.

That's the hype. So, Dad, you called up
your daughter. You said, let's go on

Howard Stern. They're playing this game.
It's just wrong. Are you up for it? And

she agreed.

Yeah, she said, yeah, let's do it. Is
there a Mrs.

involved here? Is there a woman that
you're married to?

That's a long story.

Where's the mom, Billy?

She's in the other room. Oh, she's in
the other room. Mom is here.

How you doing, Mom? I feel good. I'm a
little nervous, though.

A little nervous.

Are you still married to Mom?

They're not married. They've just been
together for a long time. Oh, they've

never been married. Okay.

But you're still together.

Yeah, we've been together since we were
14. Well, did Billy Sue's mom have a

problem with this?

No, she's there.

Does she want to get naked too? My
brother does.

Your brother wants to be naked? We don't
want to see him, but we'd like to see

your mom naked. Yeah, we'll take a pass
on the brother. Well, what an unusual

family. Let's meet couple number two
right now on It's Just Wrong.

Couple number two.

Dwayne and Andrea.

Dwayne and Andrea.

That's your dad, huh, Andrea?

Andrea, you're a sexy -looking girl. How
old are you?

22. 22 years old. You got a boyfriend?

No. No boyfriend?

Boyfriend. No kidding.

I find that shocking.

Unless you want her, son. I'm sure she'd
be your boyfriend. All right, dad.

I'd be his boyfriend.

All right, who heard the program on the
air and who made the call to who? Tell

me about that, Andrea.

I was driving up north and...

I was listening to the show. Where are
you from?

Millville, New Jersey. Okay.

And I heard the guy call about a 17
-year -old daughter.

Right. I was a little grossed out about
that. Absolutely.

Next thing I know, my cell phone's
ringing, and it says Dad on there. I'm

what does he want? And he goes, are you
listening to Howard? I said, yeah. He

goes, do you want to go do that?

I said, what's the prize? He goes, $10
,000. I said, call him up.

Really? Now, Dwayne, have you ever seen
your daughter naked? I mean, since she's

an adult?

Yeah, about a month ago, I walked into
the bathroom.

If I'm not mistaken.

Was it embarrassing to you?

She looked pretty good. Oh, she's a good
-looking girl. She is. Your daughter is

very good -looking. I'm sure you have to
keep your eye on her.

Yeah, I guess. Did it go through your
mind that this could be wrong? Oh,

definitely. I just want to try and win
the $10 ,000. You need the money, I

guess.

I mean, I could live without it, but I
definitely wouldn't mind winning it. I

hope he can answer the question. Okay.
Did you discuss with each other?

Would you split the money?

Is that what you do, five grand apiece?
I see. Really?

And when you saw your daughter naked,
you saw everything?

Yeah, she was standing there naked.
Totally shaved?

I was checking myself out in the mirror.
She trimmed it up a little bit, but it

wasn't too. She trimmed it up a little
bit. You did look at everything.

Not that I noticed, but yeah, she
trimmed it up a little bit.

Now, Dwayne, you got a wife, or is mom
involved in this decision at all?

Her mother and I are divorced, but I
remarried. You remarried. Did you

this with her mom at all?

I haven't talked to her mom about it. My
mom knew.

Your mom knows? Not too crazy about it.

Do you have to give your mom a cut of
the dough?

No. No.

Why are they splitting it? No, but I'm
going to be generous. Well, what do you

mean, why are they splitting it? The
daughter has to get naked, and you think

father should take money from his
daughter? That's right, Robin.

Robin, that's just the way it is. You
got it right, honey. Stay in that booth.

No, here's the point, Robin. If she
doesn't get naked, it's because he was

smart. That's right.

His brain power is what's getting him
here. Oh, okay. That's right. It's a

family game.

I just saw a dad take his daughter's
paper.

You know, it's so wrong when you see the
dad unbuckling the pants.

That felt pretty bad there. That was
wrong.

Let me meet our third couple. This

is Donald and Valerie.

Hi, Valerie. How are you?

Oh, pretty well. Okay, Donald, how are
you feeling? I'm doing really good. Are

you a little nervous?

Oh, yeah, why?

Yeah, I understand.

Now, let me understand this. Donald, do
you know where you are? Yeah.

Valerie, was this your idea or was it
your dad's idea?

Well, I just called to say, hey, get
some hot moms on the show.

They called me back an hour later, and I
was like, okay.

I asked my fiancé, and he said if I
really wanted to, and I'm just thinking

dollar signs here. You are. This is
strictly a money -making proposition.

It's all about cash.

Donald, do you feel uncomfortable seeing
your daughter naked, or are you a

nudist as well?

It don't bother me a bit. I've seen her
when she was naked when she was a baby.

But this is different. She's a grown
woman. Well, he's kind of visually

a little bit, so it's not too... Oh, is
that right? He can see out of one eye,

but the other eye is not so good, so...

Rolling your eyes, Donald. Do you
disagree with your daughter? You can see

of both eyes?

Yeah. You can?

Why does she seem to think you're
visually impaired?

I don't know, man.

Is this not true at all?

Are you visually impaired or not?

Maybe he's telling you that so he can
look at you.

It's an old trick.

What do you mean your dad's visually
impaired? How did he get visually

I got hit by a car, you know.

And they knocked your eyes out?

Yeah, they do, you know. Wow. Don't eat
a Chevy early in the morning, that's

all. How did you get hit by a car? Where
were you?

That's across the street, you know,
going up to the gas station.

Boy, that's a heavy thing. So you could
probably use the money and do what? I

don't know, buy a new car or something?
I don't know.

What would you do with the money if you
win?

Just have a good time. Just have a good
time. You know what? She could use the

money too, Howard.

She's a mother of three.

You're a mother. How old are you?

23. 23 years old and you've got three
kids? I've already had three kids. How

are they? My son Mason is five. My
daughter Kerrigan is two. And my baby

is almost four months old. All with the
same dad? No.

My two older children are with my ex
-husband.

Really? You lost custody of the kids?

No, no, no, no. Oh, with your ex
-husband. Oh, I see. Okay, good. Oh, no

You got the kids. Oh, yeah. I'm a stay
-at -home mom. Yeah, you got a lot of

burden on you. Yeah, but where'd the
other baby come from?

My fiancé.

Oh, the fiancé. And your fiancé's cool
with your dad undressing you here?

I wouldn't say cool with it, but...

You know.

Money's money. Money's money.

Diapers are expensive.

Yes, they are.

Well, here we go. And, Dad, what about
you? You got a wife involved in this

decision? Did you have to go to your
wife and say, hey, I'm going to undress

daughter?

No, I'm single, Grand Rapids, you know.
Yeah. I'm single.

You're from Grand Rapids? Yeah. Yeah.
Wyoming.

So you didn't ask your mom at all?

I asked her to watch the kids.

You did? Yeah. Did you tell her why?

Yeah. And she said what?

Not very many nice things, but, yeah,
she was, you know, she supports me. All

right, here we go. It's time to play
It's Just Wrong, ladies and gentlemen.

we really going to start this game? Yes,
we are. It's fathers and daughters

ready to play It's Just Wrong. Who's
going to end up naked, I wonder? Oh,

You guys ready for this?

As you know in the rules, each of the
girls has three opportunities.

That the outer layer of clothing comes
off in the first opportunity, then

they're down to bra and panties, and
then...

Of course, they only have two things
left to wear. Or the panda. That's

Dad has to remove the clothes, which is
going to be even worse. I'm telling you.

Right, Dwayne? This is really weird. I
got to tell you, they're all cute girls,

but I'm hoping Dwayne's not that bright.

Thanks, Baba Booey. All right, let's get
right to our questions. We're going to

go to Billy, Sue, and Tony first.

Our father -daughter team, number one.

All right, here we go. Can you feel the
tension?

Yeah, I'm pretty tense right now.

All right, let's start. Dad, you ready?

Oh, yeah, let's do it. Okay, vessels
that carry blood towards the heart are

called what, Dad?

Artery.

Sorry. Oh, boy. That was a simple
question. It's the veins.

The veins.

Yeah, they carry the blood to the heart.
Well, Billy Sue, I guess you've got to

take off your pants and shirt, don't
you? Levi will get right into this

What does she have to take off, Gary?

Well, there's got to be three items. So
she could take off her top, which is

everything, or her pants, or she could
take off all your outer clothing just to

have broad panties on your call. Billy
Sue, what do you want your dad to

Go for the pants. By the way, all three
girls.

Okay.

Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt that
discussion.

I'm serious.

Why are you having her take the pants
off first?

Well, if she doesn't take the shirt off,
then the next shot, I just think that's

the best way. All right, well, take off
your daughter's pants.

Oh, God.

I can't believe Artie's getting a shot
at this.

Artie? He ain't even that funny.

I'll catch you outside, buddy.

Well, the other dads are watching. Well,
Dwayne isn't, but I see Donald is.

There's a lot of buttons. He ain't that
visually impaired.

Well, there's a lot of buttons on the
pants. Dad having trouble. Yeah, there's

lot of buttons.

Let's listen in.

Yeah, I don't have no problem. Oh, my
goodness.

Dwayne's kind of big. I'm not going to
mess with him.

I think I can beat the other one up at
the end over there.

Well, your daughter is in her panties,
and I got to say, she's got a nice body.

I told you guys that.

Wow.

Wowee.

I just saw Dad take his daughter's pants
off. You know, it's so wrong when you

see the dad unbuckling the pants.

That felt pretty bad there. That was
wrong.

Valerie's covering her dad's eyes.

I'll tell you one thing. For having
three kids, she does look good.

That's right.

Thank you. I'll tell you what else. I
think your panties are see -through,

I like that.

Are you ready for your question?

Sure. All right. Did you know the answer
to the last one? I was going to say

capillary, so I guess I'd have been
wrong.

All right.

How long does it take for the Earth to
rotate once?

24 hours.

That's correct.

You got it right. Damn. All right. You
got it right.

All right. Well, there you go.
Unfortunately.

Andrea gets to keep that shirt and pants
on. And she's doing the hoochie dance.

What is he, some sort of college
professor knowing that?

Dwayne, what are you, a genius? I mean,
come on.

All right, let's go to... Well, how much
education does Dwayne have? I graduated

high school.

Braggart.

Let's go to Donald and Valerie. Donald,
how much education have you had?

I graduated from high school. All right.
That's more than I can say.

Yeah.

All right, here we go.

Okay.

What is the fastest dog?

The fastest dog.

Of all dogs?

Yep. Greyhound. Excuse me?

Greyhound. That's correct.

Greyhound. How do you know that?

Nice job. That's my dad.

That's your dad.

That's my dad. I got my clothes on.

I'll tell you something. I love this
game. My dad ain't taking off my pants.

Hell no.

Well, let's go back to our first couple,
Billy Sue and Tony. I even hesitate to

call them a couple.

Let me remind our audience listening on
the radio that Billy Sue is down to her

panties and she's wearing a shirt.

It's time for your next question.

Okay. What year was the American
Bicentennial?

1976.

That's correct.

Your daughter? Pulled it out. I thought
he was going to get that one wrong.

See, Robin?

These are the easy ones. Wait until they
get harder. Even his daughter said, how

did you know?

Okay.

Now we go to our second father -daughter
team, Dwayne and Andrea.

Dwayne, you ready?

Sure. Okay.

What state was a former republic?

What state was a former republic?

Hawaii.

Robin, you know the answer?

Texas. That's right, Texas.

These are the easy ones, guys. I was
going to say China.

All right, let's all quiet down as
Dwayne and Andrea discuss. This is just

wrong. Dwayne, what are you going to
take off?

I think your skirt.

Taking off your daughter's skirt.

Go ahead. Not so funny now, is it?

Wow.

I got my little thigh highs.

What are those stockings you're wearing?

I got pale legs. Thanks. What can I say?
Get rid of those.

Those have got to come off. Hey, Dad,
rip those off.

You can say enough.

Dad has spoken.

Well, Andrea is standing before us in
her panties thanks to Dwayne, who just

took off his daughter's skirt.

How do you feel, Dwayne and Andrea?

It's just wrong.

Dwayne, was it weird taking off her
skirt?

Yeah, it wasn't real fun.

You're hoping to win, and you don't want
to do that again. Right.

Well, Andrea, how do you feel right now?
A little sheepish.

Wow.

Let's go to our couple number three.

The only couple with a daughter still
clothed.

Valerie, you got all your clothes on
thanks to your dad's intelligence.

Yeah. You got to be pretty proud of
Donald right now. Hey.

Dad feeling good?

Yes, I am. Ready to answer your next
question?

You got it. Okay, here we go.

It's just wrong.

Okay. What states form the Four Corners?

Maine, Florida, Washington, California.

Wow, you didn't get one right.

What do you mean four corners? The four
corners. It's not the four corners of

the country.

It's the four corners where all the
states meet together. It's New Mexico,

Arizona, Utah, and Colorado.

That one.

Yeah, that one. That four corners.

That's a trick question, Howard. A trick
question. That is a trick question.

Well, trick or not, something's coming
off. Okay, spell corner.

Donald, what are you going to take off
your daughter?

I'll be like everybody else, take
bottoms off first.

All right, Donald.

I can see you put some thought into
this.

Valerie, don't remove your own belt.
Your dad's going to have to do that.

he has to do everything.

Let your dad help.

This doesn't look right.

Valerie's covering her dad's eyes.

Valerie, how do you feel as the pants
are coming off?

Hey, it's money.

Not yet.

Not yet, honey.

Well, you got a nice body. Nothing to be
ashamed of.

All you girls look pretty damn good.

Thank you.

Nice. I'll tell you one thing. For
having three kids, she does look good.

looks damn good.

That's right.

Thank you.

I'll tell you what else. I think your
panties are see -through, too. I like

that.

Donald, did you know? Donald, was that
tough?

What's that?

Taking off the clothes?

No, not really.

They just drop right off. You know, what
can you do? When you said, what's that,

I figured, what else have you done to
her?

Dads, what do you think of your
daughters doing lesbianism naked right

You'll give us a thousand bucks apiece
if I make out with her. Donald, what do

you think? Your daughter should do it?
Oh, yeah.

All the girls are evenly undressed.
That's right.

All right. It's an even game.

Billy Sue, Tony, you ready?

Oh, yeah. You know, we didn't find out
how far Tony had gotten in school. Tony,

how far did you get in school?

I graduated high school. Okay, everybody
on the same plane.

This next question should be pretty easy
for you.

Spell controversy.

Controversy.

C -O -N -T -R -O -V

-E -R -S -Y.

That simple.

No problem. You got it right.

Into the next round.

Spelled it just like a fifth grader.

Howard, Billy Sue is shocked. Shocked by
her dad's intelligence.

Billy Sue, you got to be happy breathing
a sigh of relief. Yeah, definitely.

You thought you'd be naked by now. Oh,
yeah.

All right.

We go to Dwayne.

Dwayne, your beautiful daughter is
standing there without her pants on.

It's got to be a tough thing to have
guys all staring at her. You're the guy

undressing her.

Yeah, it's not fun.

Okay, let's go. And you know she's
relying on you to keep the rest of those

clothes on.

Andrea, you ready for your dad?

Sure, why not? Okay.

Dad, who wrote the book A Tale of Two
Cities?

Oh, God.

Take it all now.

Some of the other dads nodding they
know.

I have no idea. A guess? Come on.

It's for your daughter's clothes.

Mark Twain. I have no idea.

I don't have any idea.

A Tale of Two Cities was, do you know,
Robin? Charles Dickens? Charles Dickens.

That's it.

It's a shame I'm not playing. It's the
worst of times.

Well, now you've got a tough decision.
What are you going to take off your

daughter, Dwight? What do you want to
take off?

The top, I guess.

Wow. That's everything, you know.

Yeah, I know.

Well, rather than the...

Dad, what do you think of your
daughter's doing lesbianism naked right

You'll give us a thousand bucks apiece
if I make out with her. Dad, are you

going to watch or are you going to close
your eyes? I'm checking this out. Go

ahead, girls, and begin your make -out
session. I'll time you.

there. That was wrong.

Valerie's covering her dad's eyes.

I'll tell you what else. I think your
panties are see -through too. I like

Tale of Two Cities?

Oh, God.

It's for your daughter's clothes.

Mark Twain. I have no idea.

I don't have any idea.

Tale of Two Cities was, do you know,
Robin? Charles Dickens? Charles Dickens.

That's it.

It's a shame I'm not playing.

Well,

now you've got a tough decision. What
are you going to take off your daughter,

Dwight? What do you want to take off?

The top, I guess.

Wow. That's everything, you know.

Yeah, I know.

Well, rather than the...

This is not going the way Andrea
planned. Oh, God.

All right, Dad, take off your daughter's
top.

This is not fun.

Well, maybe you should have read a book.

Dwayne, did you imagine that this might
happen? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got to tell you, this part of the
room, there's a heavy, heavy smell of

alcohol, Howard. Really?

Uh -oh. Bring that this way.

Dwayne closing his eyes. He's taking off
his daughter's shirt. Oh, my God.

I got a pretty good seat right now,
don't I?

He's taking her bra off right now.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, wow, you look great.

You look real good. She does have a good
-looking body.

I was talking to you, Dwayne.

Well,

you do look great. Dwayne, you're not
looking at your daughter, are you? I

feel like doing that. She's totally
topless right now, and she's standing

to you, and you're the reason why.

That was so funny. Thanks.

Because the other dad, Tony, was
getting, you know, her chest was right

face when the bra came off. Yeah.

You were helping out the other dad.
Yeah. You know, it's such a fine line.

wrong on one end and so not wrong on the
other end. Right. I know. It's a very

confusing game. Let's go to... That's
true. Dwayne, I know you're feeling

so we're going to move along and go to
Donald and Valerie. Andrea, are you okay

over there? I'm all right. Okay.

All right. Let's remind the audience
that our third father -daughter...

Valerie only has her pants off. She's
tied evenly with our first father and

daughter. All right. You ready for your
question, Donald?

Yes, I am. Okay. Who was the first
United... Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I was

getting excited looking at Andrea.

Who was the first United States vice
president?

Going to need an answer here, Donald.

He's trying to pull it out of the
universe.

Give me a guess at least.

Your daughter's going to probably be
topless.

Wilson. Wilson, no. I'm so sorry.

The answer is, you know this one, Robin?
No, I don't know this one.

John Adams. That's right, Valerie. Thank
you. Ask me. I know.

Sorry, that's not how the game is
played. Do I get like a bonus?

Unfortunately, we don't want to see your
father naked.

All right, Donald, what are you going to
take off Valerie? Let's hear the

discussion.

Whatever she wants.

I'm going to feed the top, I guess.

Oh, God. Do I have to take the whole top
off?

Yeah.

They're not pretty. I have breast fat,
man.

Okay.

Okay. It's a game. We'll decide if
they're pretty or not.

Just leave that up to the experts. Trust
me, there isn't much we don't find

pretty. Well, can I leave my bra on? No.
And then, like, if he gets the next

one, I can take the rest off? No,
because then you would have an advantage

the other people. And don't be taking
that off. That's his job. No, your dad

would take your shirt off.

Don't make him read the rule book to
you. You are such an evil man.

I think your boobies, you've got a nice
body, baby.

Don't even be, don't be uptight. You're
trying to stretch, Mark.

Oh, please.

Guys don't care about stretch marks.

Oh, Dad just helped you out with your
bra. You got nice boobs.

What are you doing?

Show those things.

There ain't nothing wrong with that.
Thank you. I like it, right?

Woo! You're getting colder in here, I
think. It's warmer in here than the

room. Honey, you got a tight body.
Donald, don't look at your daughter, but

got a tight body, hon.

Thank you, Howard. I love Dwayne's
comments.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Three kids, that ain't bad.

Donald, what was that like showing your
daughter's naked boobs to all the guys

in the room?

bear thing, you know? Yes.

I reckon so.

Well, go ahead, girls, and begin your
make -out. I'll time you.

Any

of

the daughters attracted to any of the
girls' fathers?

No.

Too bad.

All right.

Two of the girls are down to their
panties.

That would be couple two and three. And
our couple number one, Tony and Billy

Sue.

Oh, you're doing good. You just have
your pants off. Right now in the lead?

Yeah.

So far.

All right. Let's see how your dad does.

Here we go.

Ready? Yeah. Don't look for the hard
ones, Howard. No, no, no. I'm going

down on the order. Name the U .S. space
shuttle that exploded during liftoff in

1986.

Remember that horrible incident? Oh,
yeah. I remember it, unfortunately.

The whole thing blew up.

Very famous incident in 1986.

This is for your daughter's shirt.

Columbia.

Close. Actually, the Challenger. The
Challenger. That's right, Dad. The

Challenger. Boy, Dwayne wishes he had
that one. Yeah, I do. All right, Tony.

Now, Billy Sue, what's coming off?

The tap.

Yeah, mine will take the time. No, go
ahead.

Your underwear.

When did that become a problem?

Let's listen in.

God give her a hand, will you? Yeah, she
got untied.

No, you're supposed to be doing that.
Yeah.

That's what's wrong.

Oh, no.

I have complicated clothes.

Didn't you think about the fact that
your dad was going to have to undress

Don't complicate it. Wow, you've got a
nice body there, Billy Sue.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Dad helping you off with your bra. Wow.

You've got nothing to be ashamed of. No
wonder you're parading around. Tony,

your daughter's got some nice things
there. Yeah, she's a good -looking girl.

She's got a belly ring, too.

I like that.

Yeah, all the girls are tattooed or
pierced, I noticed.

I had a feeling they would be.

Tony,

wow.

What was that like for you?

It was okay. You know, the shirt part
was cool, but when I took the bra off,

that was out. That was wrong.

I have to say, since I'm right in there,
every father that took off the bra when

he went to go and hook it, there was
just this grimace of uncomfortableness.

Well, it's not an easy game, but we are
playing for $10 ,000, brought to you by

risquevideo .com.

So everybody's equal now, right? It's
just panties left on everyone?

I've got to say, all the daughters are
in their panties. They look great. I

to admit, dads, I'm a little bit aroused
by all your daughters.

I'll be honest. What about the other
dads? Are you aroused looking at some of

the other daughters?

I'm not aroused, but they're good
-looking girls.

Right.

You're attracted to it, Tony?

It's cool.

Donald, what's going on in your pants?
Anything?

Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Okay.

All right. And your daughter is just
having a hard time out there, right,

Valerie? Oh, my God.

Is this the sickest thing you've ever
seen?

No. No?

What can be sicker? What is it? What is
sicker than this? What is sicker than

this? Well, I've given birth three
times. I mean, it's kind of a messy

All right. Well, if you think childbirth
is worse than your dad taking off your

clothes, then... I gave birth in front
of my mom, my stepdad, my father -in

-law, my mother -in -law, my friend.
I'll tell you what. It's hard to believe

you got a thick -ass body. All you girls
look super.

Is this as bad as you thought it was
going to be, or is it worse?

It's worse.

It's worse.

Okay.

Here we go.

Who's ready?

Nobody. All right. We're going to go to
father -daughter number two.

And let's face it, Dwayne, Andrea's
pulling for you here. Her panties could

off. That could be it.

She's out of the game if those panties
come off.

Here we go. Which way does the Earth
rotate?

Which direction?

To the east.

That would be right.

Those panties stay on.

How'd you know that, Dwayne?

Just looking at stuff that you see on TV
when they rotate the air. That's all I

went by. I watch Enterprise, too.

All right.

I read about it in A Tale of Two Cities.

By the way, the audience is going nuts
for this game. Yes, Ryan, what's up?

Yeah, what's up, Howard? Hey, I got two
questions, bro.

When's the paddy wagon from Bellevue
coming to pick all these people up?

It's on its way.

And then the second one, when's it going
to be on E?

Well, I would imagine next week. But,
man, this is really wild. I cannot tell

you. All the girls, very, very
attractive women.

In fact, I'm thinking of putting this on
E every night.

All right, let's get back to the game
because there's a very anxious woman

standing down there. Donald and Valerie,
this is your chance. The panties are

on, but let's see what happens.

All right.

Donald, are you ready?

Yep. Here we go. Spell.

Definitely.

D -E -F -F -E -N -T -L -Y.

Uh -oh.

Well, I thought you'd have this one,
Donald, but you messed it up. There's no

2F, and God knows what else you've said.
It's D -E -F -I -N -I -T -E -L -Y.

Definitely.

And that means you're out of the money.
Yeah, well, there might be chances to

win money later on. But not $10 ,000.
You didn't win the money, but here's the

good news. You get to take your
daughter's panties off.

You wouldn't let your father spank you
for three grand, would you? Three grand?

Yeah. Donald, you wouldn't spank your
daughter for money, would you?

Yeah. You would, yeah.

Valerie, are you nervous now? You've got
to be.

What's going through your head?

That I'm not winning $10 ,000 like that.
And you're naked.

Are you disappointed in your dad?

Well,

my ex -boyfriend. I changed her diaper
before.

You did change her diaper, yes. Yeah, I
had done that 20 years ago. A little

different back then. Well, Donald. Your
daughter thought you were smarter.

Go ahead, Donald.

I never stuck her with a pen or anything
back then.

Time to take off your daughter's
panties.

Whoa.

Don't unroll them.

Yeah, Dad.

I got it. All right, here we go.

Wow.

Dad, that's wrong.

What'd I do?

Valerie, you are not happy about this,
are you? Not really. And Dad is... Hey,

can I give a shout -out to my brother,
Jay? I know he's listening right now.

You might as well.

I've already said his name.

By the way, you're nicely shaved, Ellen.
That looks very nice. Hey, I've been

working on that since I was 19.

Honey, you look good. Thank you.

Donald, how do you feel taking your
daughter's panties off?

Very embarrassing.

Yeah, that was really wrong. I've got to
tell you something.

That was as wrong as it gets, Rob.

Absolutely. I couldn't even watch.

All right. Let's go back to find out
who's going to win the $10 ,000. It's

to two.

Two people. That's right. Let's go back
to.

Groups, anyway. I won't call them
couples. We're going to go back to Tony

Billy Sue.

Down to her panties.

Tony, are you feeling confident?

Yeah. All right, Tony is feeling very,
very confident. 10 ,000 on the line.

All right, here we go.

Are you ready?

I think so. What U .S. president ordered
the dropping of the first atomic bomb?

Oh, don't.

Don't shake your head like that. Yeah.

Dropping of the atomic bomb.

We only did it once. Can I tell him? You
can tell him. If you do, your panties

go off.

You're losing.

You can get it right on a guess.

I've got to take a shot. Go ahead. I
don't know it.

Any time today.

Give me a second.

Pick one. I don't know it. I'm going to
pick one.

Roosevelt. Oh, you were so close.

No, no, Artie, Artie, Artie. No?

No.

Who was it?

Truman. Truman.

You were so close.

Yeah, I knew that.

That wasn't that hard.

She knew.

Truman had a hot daughter, too.

Now they get it. We won. They won.

We won. Well, what if they got the
question?

same level in the car oh yeah yeah did
they get another question they get

another question your panties come off
yeah we know that we might have a

challenge roll don't worry about it
that's what it's called you guys zoom

in when i go for this look at these
vultures let's listen in we're at the

level don't look dad just took off his
daughter's panties you're completely

naked and boy you look good you're
totally shaved did you know that dad uh

yeah you did know that Well, how does
that feel, Tony?

Yeah, that was tough.

Billy Sue, what are you thinking?

Did it feel wrong when your dad slid
your panty down?

You knew that?

Yeah, I knew that.

All right, let's see if Dwayne can steal
the money now. You still could

theoretically be in it, Tony, believe it
or not. But it's up to Dwayne now to

really get the job done and take the
game here.

Come on, Dwayne, blow it.

All right, here we go.

Dad, you ready? Yeah. This could take it
all.

Let me make sure I'm in the right place
here, okay?

How much do you want that money? How
much do you want it? I want it. You want

grand? Oh, yeah.

Okay, here we go.

Boy, I'm wondering if you're going to
know this. I wish we could bet on this

one. What is it? Read it to us first.

If you're wondering, I'm betting you
ain't getting it.

All right, here it is. What did GI
originally stand for on the uniforms of

American military men?

G .I.

Government issue.

You win.

How'd you know that?

How'd you pull that out?

I love history, like Discovery Channel
and all that stuff. I know all that kind

of stuff.

Wow. Wow, you are $10 ,000 richer.

I'm shocked. I didn't think you'd get
that one.

Government issues pretty widely known.

Well, Dwayne, couple number two, Dwayne
and Andrea, father, daughter, your

panties are on. You didn't have to take
them off, Andrea.

Two naked women are standing in front of
me. Gary, what do you have to say? I

see you're anxious to get on microphone.

Well, I got some prizes for the people
that lost.

What do we have? Each of the losers will
get $500 courtesy of Valley Total

Fitness. Valley Total Fitness. Go to
your local Valley and sign up. That's

right. And, Dwayne, you just got your
head kissed by your daughter, even

she's topless.

You know, I've got to tell you, there's
some weird body language going on here.

Like, the one thing I noticed is that
Dwayne's daughter, most of the women,

after they got naked, stood a step back.

But she not only stood right in front of
him, she faced him. Are you attracted

to your own father?

No. Oh.

The other weird thing is...

The other weird thing is Tony was the
only father that when he had to take off

his daughter's panties actually faced
her. The other ones put their back to

but he actually looked her right in the
crotch. Tony more comfortable with

nudity, I believe. Yeah, I think so.

Well, girls, Valerie, I understand you
want to be a singer. That's your

ambition.

Sure. Any chance you want to go on
American Idol? Is that part of your

Well, I've heard you talk about American
Idol, so I'm not going to comment. What

kind of music do you sing? Maybe we can
help you out here. Actually, I like to

sing country music.

Have you ever sang country music naked?

Maybe that's a career.

Because I tell you, you've got the body
for it. You really do.

You're four kids away from being the
Osmo. I smell some money on the floor.

Let's go to Ryan. Ryan, you're on the
air.

Hey, Howard, is there an opportunity
that these fathers can make extra cash

you know, grabbing their daughter's...
Oh!

You know what?

I got to tell you, even I thought that.
I think that's wrong. I put that thought

away. I think seeing a dad grab his
daughter's boobs would be just totally

of line. I could not handle that.

This is bad enough.

I was even thinking if you spanked your
daughters and stuff, but I don't even

think I can handle that, right?

Donald, you wouldn't spank your daughter
for money, would you? Naked.

No, I'm not sick.

You would do it for, say, $3 ,000?

Yeah. You would do it.

I was just checking. I was just
checking.

I don't want to see it. I just wanted to
know.

I don't think I can go there. Valerie,
as much as I'd love to hand you over the

money, I mean, you wouldn't let your
father spank you for three grand, would

you? For three grand?

Yeah.

Naked over his lap? That would be really
bizarre, wouldn't it?

Yeah, that would be a little too much.
Mother of three, you could use that

money. I could use the money.

Besides, I want to see it.

Thank you, Dwayne.

He thanked you when you were four. He
thanked you when you were 24.

What's the difference?

All right, well, listen, couples.

This is the first father -daughter.

It's just wrong.

I'd say it was a big success. It was a
big success. Some of the contestants on

today's It's Just Wrong will be
receiving phone calls from Jerry

soon, I'm sure. All right.

You know what I mean? But it's odd, you
know, when you have a contest like this,

there usually is more levity in the
room. But when the girls are naked.

it's a little strange. But all right.
Everybody walks out with some cash. But

the big winners, of course, Dwayne and
Andrea, $10 ,000 prize.

Any chance of any of the daughters doing
anything with any of the other

daughters? Oh, God.

Well, there you go. Now, there's a
thought.

Dads, what do you think of your
daughters doing lesbianism naked right

You'll give us $1 ,000 a piece if I make
out with her. Dads, are you going to

watch or are you going to close your
eyes? Yeah, I'm checking this out.

$1 ,000 for any of the daughters that
want to make out with each other. $1

All right, wait a second.

Now, what are you saying, Billy Sue?

Huh? What do you want to do?

Make out for $1 ,000. Anybody else want
to make out? Anybody in particular you'd

like to make out with?

I can't say that. I don't know. Either
of them. They're both good. Valerie,

about you?

$1 ,000.

A piece, or do we have to split it? No,
I'll give you $1 ,000 each.

$1 ,000 each? Do I just have to kiss
her?

Well, I think it has to be passionate.

Passionate. Ten seconds.

Dads, what do you think of your
daughters doing lesbianism naked right

you against it? Do you want to advise
your daughters? You'll give us a

bucks apiece if I make out with her.
Right, you've got to stand right there.

long do we have to do it? Five seconds.

No.

Hell yeah, I'm going to do it. Hell
yeah.

With your tongue? Oh, my goodness.

Not the F word, not the F word. Sorry,
hell yeah. Donald, what do you think?

Your daughter should do it? Hell yeah.

Really? Tony, what do you think? Yeah,
go for it. All right, let's see that.

Dad, are you going to watch or are you
going to close your eyes? I'm definitely

watching. All right, here they go. Two
girls.

Oh,

you know that. I mean, why are you
watching? You're watching.

Go ahead, girls, and begin your makeout
session. I'll time you.

Robin, you're going to hell. I didn't
have anything to do with this, and I'll

say that at the early game. I think the
two of you like each other. Yeah, I

gotta tell you, the blonde who seemed
resistant seemed to be the aggressor.

was good.

Have you said things with girls before,
Andrea? Have you girls done stuff

before? No. Have you, Billy Sue? Yeah.
Yeah, because it looks like you're way

into it.

Dad, how did you feel seeing your
daughters make out with each other?

I didn't care. What's cool? She's got
her own mind, you know? She's got her

mind. She certainly has her own mind.
You know what screwed up censorship is?

Two girls just agreed to make out naked
in front of their fathers, and we went,

wait, don't curse.

All right, it's just wrong. And girls,
who gave us $1 ,000, Gary? I'll give you

that plug. It's iOne .com. Thank you,
everybody, for It's Just Wrong.

How do you feel? You look.

Yeah, I was surprised I got that far,
really, because I'm not good at trivia.

So, hey, we got a couple right. It was
cool, you know.

Billy, are you upset that your dad
didn't get them right and you actually

up getting naked?

No, I'm not upset. I mean, yeah, we
could have used the $10 ,000, but it was

fun, I guess. It was an experience.

Valerie, are you upset that you had to
get naked in front of your dad?

No, he didn't look.

Is that true, Dad? No, I didn't look at
all. You didn't look at all?

No. Come on, that's my daughter.

What was the weirdest part when your dad
had to get you naked?

You know, I guess it really wasn't weird
for some reason. It was more

comfortable than I thought it would be.
Congratulations, you won. Thank you. How

do you guys feel? Great. Wonderful.

The man of the moment right here.

Was it worth it? Yeah, definitely. Was
it worth seeing your daughter top with

the $50 ,000?

It was worth it for me, yeah.

It didn't bother me at all.

If I didn't win the money, I might have
been a little mad.

I'm okay.

Andrew, do you want to thank your dad
for making sure?

Thank you, Daddy.

I'm glad I have enough knowledge to do
it.