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Oh my God, I'm so sorry, Bruce, I'm
sorry.
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I'll see you later.
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Hold on.
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Hi. Mom.
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So we have a long time for today.
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Um, I think that we're going to start
off by going to the mall because there's
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like a few shirts I need to pick up that
I ordered.
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Um, and I know that you said that you
wanted to go surfing, right?
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Yeah, the beach.
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Yeah, we're going to go to the beach.
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Um, are there any errands I need to, uh,
run while we're out for you?
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Some more energy drinks.
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I need
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my energy
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mom.
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Alright, let's do this.
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Are your wrists feeling any better
today?
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Somewhat. They still hurt, don't they?
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Perfect.
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Even that band -loader tickled.
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Can't get enough of it.
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Okay, so this is normal.
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We're both adults.
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There's nothing sexual. I'm just trying
to get my voice in.
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Yeah, it's just kind of weird.
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It almost shouldn't be happening like
that.
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And the skirt is all wet.
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Is that anything for my boy?
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Sorry, Bosco.
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That's okay.
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It's perfectly natural.
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Alright, so, um... I actually want to
talk to you about something.
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Yeah. I noticed yesterday, and today,
actually, you had an erection.
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I'm sorry about that.
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No,
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that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Actually, what I wanted to say is that I
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with your wrist hurting, the size of
your hurting, I'm pretty sure that you
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to relieve some pressure.
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It's coming off for conversation.
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Oh, that's okay. No, it's perfectly
normal. It's perfectly natural.
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But I want to help you with that.
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What do you mean help you with that?
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I can just help you relieve, like, the
pressure that's building up and just
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you out with it. And, you know, I
didn't, you know, I just want to jerk it
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for you and make you feel a little
better, make you more comfortable.
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Really? Yeah, I mean.
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No, no. No, that thing is not like, I'm
not, like, trying to, like, hit on you.
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I just want to help you. You're my son.
I just really want to do this for you.
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What do you mean?
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Just say yes. Come on.
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It's not like it's perfectly normal.
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You need to just help me out, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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I've been getting headaches.
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Really? Can you feel it? Well, now I
just want to be really comfortable.
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Okay,
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so if you need me to do this again, just
let me know. I'm glad to help you.
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Oh, this is their hands, y 'all.
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Okay. Thanks, Mom.
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Did you want me to help you again?
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Really?
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Well, I mean, I know of the health law
yesterday, so I wouldn't mind.
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Yeah, but could you sing a little?
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Okay.
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God, Burt, you didn't warn me. I'm
sorry.
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I didn't even expect it.
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No, it's okay. It's okay.
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Wow.
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Yeah, you definitely need to get me a
note this time.
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I'm a mess.
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Hey, Bruce.
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Hey, Mom.
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Sorry to help you out in the shower.
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That's not true.
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I'm hanging out in a little bit, but if
you want, I can help you out right here
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in the shower.
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Yeah, of course, Mom. Okay.
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I mean, you're okay with this, right?
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That's okay.
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I get it.
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I just don't want to be gone hungry.
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I'm just trying to have a good time.
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Hurry, I'm not gonna do anything, so.
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Yeah, you're so soft.
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You really are.
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Sorry.
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I'm so sorry, Mom. That's okay. I didn't
have anything on me. It's okay. I mean,
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we just need to figure something else
out, though, because I have a big,
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mouth, and I'm doing so, so very, very
bad.
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That was everywhere, all over me. Okay,
so next time, either I have to take the
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shirt off or we can just have something
because I'm doing so much laundry.
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This is ridiculous.
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I'll make sure I remind you before we
start then.
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Alright, let's clean up.
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No, I'm too tired. I'm too tired.
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No, I'll be fine.
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I know.
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Hey, Bruce.
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Hey, Mom.
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Thanks for helping out today.
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Yeah, no, it's okay. We'll see you.
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Yeah, I'm so tired, but I feel like it's
going to be okay out here.
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Man, I've been so tired since such a
long day.
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You know, I'm so tired. Is there
anything I can do to speed this up?
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Um, I mean, remember the other day when
you said, uh, you were too mighty to
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take off your shirt or to put a penis up
on?
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Why don't you do that?
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Oh, man, I just want to see it.
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How am I going to find that?
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Okay, I'm just going to take my top off.
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Don't look.
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Don't look.
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Don't look.
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Don't look.
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I don't know if I've done that.
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I don't know if I've done that.
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I really hope that this doesn't bother
you, you know, with my breasts exposed.
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No, it really doesn't bother me that
much.
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Okay.
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And I just want to help you.
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You're not supposed to be looking.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't really think it's awkward.
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All right.
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Be nice, son.
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Hey, Bruce.
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Hey, Mom.
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Um, do you want me to help you out?
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Um, yeah.
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Push it.
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Grab it.
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Grab it.
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Are you feeling any better?
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I'm just still really sore.
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Yeah. I can. I still can't write.
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That's okay. That's okay.
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Hey, Mom, before you start, I don't want
to get your nightgown dirty. Do you
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want to go ahead and take that off? I'm
going to start closing my eyes. Okay,
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okay.
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I'll just close them.
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Whatever, I mean, it's okay. You can
look at them.
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I mean, you might as well listen to a
review.
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I mean, I may not have the biggest tits,
but they're perky, and I think they fit
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my frame, my petite frame.
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So I guess you can just look.
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Hey Bruce.
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Hello.
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So are you ready for help?
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Yeah.
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Yeah? That time already?
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That's great.
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Okay.
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I can see you're able to move your wrist
now. That's a plus.
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I'm getting there, yeah. Good, good.
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So, um, what are your plans later?
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Uh, I'm supposed to hang out with my
friends a little later and, um, play
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Xbox or something.
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Okay, just be careful. Okay, just be
careful with your wrist. I know that,
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you know, playing games, you move them a
lot better.
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Let me take this off really fast.
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I need to get my underclothes messy.
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I need to improve my mood too.
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Um, so mom, I mean, yeah, I mean, this
has been, you know, great and all.
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You know, I really appreciate it.
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I just don't feel like it's worth it. I
don't want you to feel like I'm a
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pervert, but... You don't want me to?
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No, no, no, it's not that. I was going
to say, I mean, don't take the wrong
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but... Um, and, I mean, would you,
instead of giving me a handjob, you
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maybe give me a fellatio?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Okay. I mean... Honestly, you're
crossing the line. I'm your mother. I
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that to you. I'm sorry. I'm... No.
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That's too far.
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I know it took a lot of courage for you
to ask me that.
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I reacted harshly, but Isaac made up
too.
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Ugh.
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It is okay that I'm doing this, right?
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Yeah, no, it's fine.
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Allah.
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Yeah.
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Maybe I could help you, son.
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Do you think it would be okay if I,
like, put my hand on your head and guide
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your head?
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Yeah, that's fine, yeah.
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Whatever, you know, makes it easier for
you.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Sorry, I'm just...
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I'm just not used to feeling these here.
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Oh, God.
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I'm going to go wash up.
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I'm four.
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You don't think I'm a strip poker?
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You're a strip poker?
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Yeah.
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I should have warned you that I suck at
poker.
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Why did you want to play?
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That boy hugged.
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I guess so.
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Wait, is there another round?
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Yeah, do a curveball.
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At least you're trying to do.
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So do you have one?
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I don't know. I think you're bluffing.
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You don't have anything.
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I definitely do have a great hand. I
don't know why you didn't fold earlier.
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No, you don't have a great hand. Because
I have the best hands right here in
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front of me.
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Do you know how to play poker?
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I'm learning quickly.
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What do you got there, mom?
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I'm a queen.
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I'm a queen.
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Good job. So, show me.
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Oh, well, yeah, you do have a really
good hand, but, uh, yeah, now you have
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times.
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I'm getting that ten.
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Well, you know what that means.
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Yeah. Looks like you have to come back
over here.
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Maybe I'm losing the focus.
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You are going to have to owe me one
really great Mother's Day card this
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