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It's been about two, three hours, I'd say.

This isn't good.

What the hell am I going to do with this fucking thing?

Well, I really don't want to go to the hospital.

And there's no one else here besides maybe Kate can help me out. Kate!

What do you want?

I need you to help me out.

With what?

I got a pretty big problem.

something bad.

Okay. Do I want to know?

I mean, the only reason I'm telling you is because you might be able to help.

Um, that's, that's my problem.

Um, I kind of dipped into, uh, Dad's Viagra.

Just to see, you know, I thought it would be, you know, just for a while and

then it would go away.

Didn't really go away.

Why would you take Viagra if you don't have a girl over?

I didn't think it would last this long, but it's been like three, three and a

half hours now.

That's cool.

No, it's not cool.

That's your problem.

Yeah, I know it's my problem, but I was like, maybe she can help me out just a

little bit, and then maybe it'll go away. Because I haven't had any female

stimulation since I took it.

Well,

you can wait until Mom and Dad get home, and then they can take you to the

hospital. Go to the hospital?

That's embarrassing.

Well then go walk outside and find someone to help you out.

You want me to just pick up some random stranger and have him help me out with

this? Really?

Lesson learned, right?

Lesson learned, my ass.

Can you just help me out with this, please?

What do you want me to do?

I don't know. Just use your hand or something.

That's weird.

I mean, I wouldn't ask unless I really, really needed help.

Why can't you use your hand?

I tried already.

Didn't work.

Uh -huh.

Let me see. I think it's funny.

You want to see? What?

No, you might want to see.

I guess.

Oh.

Here.

Man, that sucks.

Yeah. You should be more careful next time.

I'm just not going to take it anymore.

So, can you help me out?

Or... No.

No?

I'm just going to sit here and laugh. You're just going to sit here and laugh?

Oh, yes.

What are you supposed to do?

They're going to walk in, and I'm going to have to be all embarrassed.

Natalie, you're sitting in here especially.

I'm going to tell them anyway.

What am I supposed to do?

I'm not going to tell them.

That's really your only option.

Because none of my friends would ever come over and do you.

That's great.

But are you going to help me out or not?

Well, you're supposed to be like, yeah.

I'm not touching my brother's dick.

When am I supposed to do that?

You do it.

I'm not going to do anything.

I'm going to instruct you.

No. Yeah. This is not happening.

No? No.

Help me out. God damn.

All right. So you want me to jerk you off?

Yeah. That's it. Yeah.

Is that too much to ask?

It's weird.

And if I did do it, I'd sit like this.

Can you put a bag under your head or something?

No.

I can put a pillow over my head.

That might work.

Oh my god.

I need help. Okay, I'll help you. It looks painful.

You're supposed to have a pillow on your head.

Okay. I have a pillow on my head.

So how long is this gonna take?

As long as it takes, I guess.

I don't know.

I'm really not sure what to do at this point.

Like, do you use lube or anything?

Like, this is... This is insane, actually.

I guess not.

I'm not going to ever tell anyone about this.

Obviously.

I'm not trying to make it blow them.

Is it working?

Kind of.

Okay.

I'm trying not to pee.

Look, I got places to go, so tell me how to ski this along.

I don't know, maybe we just have to take it up a notch.

You're already pretending I'm somebody else.

Yeah.

Thank you, Justin.

You don't have any lube?

Uh -uh. Lube? No.

Okay.

You are... that guy in class.

You're Derek.

Shut up. Okay. Okay?

He's not doing any good?

Derek?

No, thank you.

We should hurry up.

Maybe you could, um,

sit on it?

What? I don't know.

Maybe sex would work.

You want me to have sex with you?

What do I get out of it?

Well, you're not, you're not already after this.

That's a weird question.

Not answering it.

Yes, so enjoy yourself Yeah

Like touching me help or something I'm just

trying

to do all the options I can and go on note

Maybe you could start at least with taking the top off.

Well, I guess we've seen them before anyway.

What?

Oh,

you want all of them?

Unless you want to do it with that arm.

Who says no?

That's fine.

I figured you wouldn't look at me the whole time.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

I can feel it starting to go down already.

Ah, fuck.

Definitely do this between us.

Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, let's forget that this is a wrap.

Okay.