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Hey. I'm running late. Sorry. Is it okay
if I use the dryer? Oh, sure. Oh,

sweet. Fine. Thanks.

I see you come here quite often.

Uh, yep.

Wait, what do you mean, actually?

Not many clothes. Oh, right.

I do, yeah.

You don't come often, do you?

Oh yeah, never.

Never? Only today.

I see.

Because it's my birthday.

It's your birthday?

Yep.

Congrats. Thanks.

Yeah.

It's been a lot better than last year
when I broke my foot.

So yeah, so far so good. Well, I am
spending the day bleeding all the

radiators. I am so happy I joined the
board.

Oh! How cool. That sounds really, uh...
Yeah, I know, right?

It sounds wonderful.

Yeah, pretty good, I guess.

Well, uh, if you need help or a little
assistant who's pretty adept with a

spanner... Good to know.

Bye.

I try to warn you I'm...

Happy birthday dear Amanda.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday Susie.

31.

31. 31.

It's your birthday.

Thank you guys. Forget about a meal.
This is your day.

Yeah.

Oh great. The birthday mug.

And here are the cards.

You look so stressed out.

Mom, come on. What? She does.

She's a little run down, at least. Stop
it.

Yeah, well, that's why I turned down
that job from park management.

What? Did I forget to say?

Yeah. They called and asked us to
rebuild all the outdoor furniture on

single street in Malmo.

Impossible.

You turned it down?

Uh -huh. Oh, my God.

Well, I put my foot down so you wouldn't
burn out.

Mom, we're burning out because we're
broke. So, yeah.

Come on, girls. I don't know why you
always have to make me out to be the bad

guy. I don't get it. Mom, please.

Philip, I mean, you know how hard the
girls work. No, Philip knows how poor we

are.

Is your father on his way, or...? So I
know how many plates we need. Is he

coming? Yeah, he said he was coming.

Oh, well, that's wonderful.

Thanks. Okay, now let's cheer for the
birthday girl.

Hooray!

Hooray! Hooray!

Hooray! That park furniture job would
have been perfect. Why the hell didn't

check with us?

I feel like I'd look younger if I wasn't
working with Mama.

Yeah.

You know, it might be a good time to
change some things at work. Just to make

some more money.

Fuck yes.

Send Mom away for an HR training course.

But, um... I was thinking we could try
some other things, too.

Like what?

Like making costumes or stuff.

But only you sew.

Yeah, it would be a separate department.

Like my own thing, you know?

Like your own thing? We'd get twice as
much work and more money.

Not very us. Come on, how are costumes
that different?

Hi! There he is.

Happy birthday, you.

Thank you.

You look gorgeous.

Do I?

Hey, Pop. Hi, honey.

Wow, it looks so good.

Yeah, thanks. Is that a pancake cake?

Mm -hmm.

Oh. Open it!

Open it! Open it! Open it!

Ta -da!

Oh, my God. Phillip and I made it
together. I helped a little bit,

but Adina did most of the work. I did a
little bit of painting.

Oh, and I got... Amanda.

What is it, darling? It's a table, Dad.
Obviously, it's a table. It's like a

little side table. It's so pretty.

Thanks, guys.

So, this is from me.

And me.

Oh, yeah?

No, it's from me.

What? It was meant to be from both of
us.

What would we do that for?

Well, you told me.

No, I didn't.

I told you that it was on her wish list
and that Mom was buying it.

Well, yeah.

Right. Not as a combined thing.

Okay.

Well, I don't have anything. Right.

Because you didn't get her one.

Here I go.

Mom. Yeah? Oh, my God.

No way. They're so hard to find.

I know, I know.

It was either this or the vinyl on your
wish list. But I went for this. No,

definitely this. Yeah. Do you like it?
Oh, yeah. Thank you so much.

You know, I bought you dinner the other
day.

That was kind of a birthday gift.

What dinner?

You know, when I came down and we went
to Old Town.

And you ordered whatever you wanted. Oh,
yeah.

Of course, that dinner.

Thank you. You're welcome.

That doesn't count.

Why? Isn't that enough?

What do you mean, enough?

Well, they had two glasses of wine each,
you know. I take the girls to dinner

all the time. Do you see me whining
about it? I think that we need another

I'll get it. I can't believe you showed
up empty -handed.

Unbelievable.

I just thought I might as well let you
in, even as I was already on my way up

here, and, uh, anyway.

Yeah, yeah, thank you.

No way.

Is that Middle Earth?

Yeah, my sister drew it.

Nice. Here, let's see. I'm actually
working my way through IMDB's top 250.

I think the Return of the King is number
five?

Number five. Hey, I've always wanted to
do that, you know? Get through that

whole list.

You can go back downstairs if you want.
I've got this. Oh, no, it's fine.

Do they even pay you?

Well, I get...

Like 50 bucks a year for jobs like this
and other fun stuff like, you know,

chasing rats?

Really?

So that's what the job is.

By the way, if you want company for that
project of yours, you know where I am.

I'm here.

It could be nice to have a project
partner.

For encouragement?

Exactly.

I mean, it's a lot of movies, too. All
done.

You won't have to wear a coat inside.

You've just saved my winter.

No worries.

Listen, there's cake if you want some
downstairs.

Oh, sure.

You want some?

I'd love some cake, sure. Right. Okay,
cool.

All right.

Well, that wasn't too bad. We've drawn
worse cards for sure. Right? It gives

hope for the future.

Ricard, it's your turn. No, no, no, no
way. Last time it ended in divorce.

Don't you think that was good?

Well, I guess.

Hey there, your turn.

Okay. It's our birthday tradition. You
have to do it.

Oh.

Ooh. The magician.

Hello. Do you know what it means?

You're going to be embracing the true
divine the entire year. Even though I'm

atheist? Absolutely. We're all atheists.
That doesn't matter.

It's more about daring to see life's
real beauty.

And it's about getting what you want and
your dreams coming true. Very nice.

Yeah. Okay, you can pick another card.

I'd love to. No. I would, but the
bleeding. Your entire future depends on

card. Right, but my salary depends on
radiators.

Happy birthday.

All right, bye. Bye.

Oh, my God.

Amanda. He is gorgeous.

You really think so? Do you think the
dream stuff was embarrassing?

No. Not at all.

I think he was into it.

I think it's time for me to... Are you
going now?

Yeah. I'm afraid I've got some work
stuff to, well, finish.

Not going to Gustav's school thing?

No, no.

Well, I guess.

Now that you mention it, I could stop by
for a while.

But I won't be going straight there.

But I still got to celebrate my little
amendment, didn't I?

Oh, sorry.

Jesus, careful. Hey, listen, thanks for
coming. Don't... Yeah.

Happy birthday. Yeah.

Bye. Bye, Dad. Bye.

That was so shitty of Dad.

Yeah, the gift thing? Yeah.

Do you think that he feels bad? No.

Well, I guess. Maybe. I don't know.

Maybe I should text him, like, with a
heart emoji, or... Yeah, just to check

him. Okay.

No.

Sorry, but I just... I really just want
to say something now, because I can't

listen to you two talk about this
anymore.

His behavior today was not okay, and he
should feel bad about it.

Okay. Yeah.

But now we drink.

Thirty -one! Thirty -one! Thirty -one!
Thirty -one!

Okay, now... Hello?

Are you done or what? Yeah, we're done.
Sorry.

Okay, in which city did Amanda attend a
festival where she got food poisoning

from some oily pasta?

What? Where she spent the entire night
locked in a porta -potty. Isn't that so?

Alternating between her asshole and her
mouth. It was everywhere.

Bonus point if you could tell me which
band was headlining the festival.

Okay, I know, I know. So the city is
Paris, right? That wasn't gross.

Hello? I think the band was Depeche. Or
the Killers. I know, it was R .E .M.

Yes! Good, well done.

Two points to Team Sir Whip -A -Lot.

Okay, do you guys want to know the
results?

Yeah, we've actually finished the quiz.

The winner is... All of you!

It's a drop. Come on, that's bullshit.

We need a sudden death question.

I don't accept a drop. We need more
drinks.

Hang on. Thank you.

You're welcome.

What's wrong, Phillip?

Sorry. It's just...

Kind of feels like my insides are
thinking.

His balls always hurt.

Why don't I examine you? It'll be super
quick. Let's go to the bathroom.

What? No, no thanks.

It'll take two seconds. No.

Alright, new year, new girl.

Let's go.

Let's go.

What are you so embarrassed about?

I see this at work every day.

I don't want you to touch my ball.

What? Do you think I'm going to rape you
or something?

I'd be scared. Do you realize how many
balls I see at the clinic? Yours are no

different. But not in a bar. I just
don't want you to see my balls.

What do I do?

He's my neighbor. Can I date my neighbor
who lives in the same building? Wait a

second. His last name is Montague for
real?

I know.

Like Romeo in Romeo and Juliet.

Yeah. Romeo.

Benjamin Montague.

Genuinely? Yeah. That's insane, isn't
it? Yeah, but he left early. No, he was

bleeding radiators. He was working,
like, all bloody. He's on the board for

beach. Do it. Go on.

Oh, she's doing it now.

See?

But you've been talking, right? Yeah, he
came to the party earlier.

No way, did he? Okay, he wants to see
you right now.

Actually? Romeo!

Yes, I'm coming now. I heard it's
someone's birthday.

Yeah. Happy birthday.

Thanks.

Nice to see you.

Likewise.

So this is Yante.

Hey, everyone. Hi. Hello.

And, well, this is everyone.

So we have a policy here that when it's
somebody's birthday, we offer them

shots. Wow. You're welcome.

Feel free to help yourself.

Okay, nice one, Yonce. I had to give you
one, though, because you love firework.

What? You've never told us that you love
firework.

Of course I have. You knew that, right?
That you love firework.

Oh, you didn't know that?

That she's a little pyromaniac?

Come on, guys. Let's toast. Thank you.
That's very sweet.

Never mind. Let's do a shot, guys. Wait,
wait, wait.

Just hang on a moment.

We're doing a special quiz, but I just
need one more question.

Yeah, but can we just do the birthday
shot?

Let's go. I'm sorry. I love you all. If
you're sitting on some dirty info, we

want to know. You know everything about
me.

Well, I don't know how dirty it is, but
I do have a question. Okay, great.

All right.

Okay, so what object in Focus Park
caught fire when Amanda set off some

fireworks a few weeks back?

Okay, then.

Explain why you triggered my OCD to the
point where I need therapy just to

function. Okay, I'm sorry.

And then you blame Mom when it was you
fucking up our work? Wait, and you

up for therapy?

That's so great.

Yeah, isn't it great?

Look... Do you know how much I think
about Fluff?

I thought it was all my fault, and turns
out that it was just you and the

fucking bartender. Yes, it's awful, but
that investigation they did made it

obvious it wasn't related to the wires.
You really think that helped?

Because OCD is so rational. For fuck's
sake, screw this. Don't touch me.

You're unbelievable.

Hey. Hey.

Come on in. Are you tired?

No, not at all.

My friends got me this and decorated it.

Oh, that's nice.

Whoa, this is nice.

It's like an adult apartment.

Well, I am an adult.

I'll get to my sit and chill.

You've got so much light.

So, have you had a good birthday?

Like, so good?

Well, I enjoyed the tarot cards.

You did?

Oh yeah, for sure.

You looked really scared.

Me? No. No? The magician was good, no?
Oh, it's super good.

Really? Uh -huh.

Oh,

but my dad is real funny.

He once belly danced at my party.

He did?

He didn't bring a gift. He didn't?

Nope.

That's shit.

Which film should we watch?

The Two Towers?

Starting in the middle?

Followed by the third or the first? What
do you think?

Or we could... So I'm driving my sister
to Ikea tomorrow. I've got to get up

early.

How many sisters you got?

I've got three.

Really? Oh,

that's nice.

I've got one.

Should we start?

Mm -hmm.

Did you know that Viggo Mortensen broke
his toe when he kicked that helmet over?

Really? It's true.

That scream is real.

That's so crazy.

Why haven't we done this before?

It feels so natural.

Yeah, I'm flattered.

Look, I don't know if you maybe could
see this going further or not,

but I'm not really interested in
anything long -term, so...

So why did you ask me to come over and
hear a message?

It's your birthday. I couldn't say no.
That would be mean.

You're not interested?

Not like that.

I'm afraid to say sorry.

But in another way?

I'm usually very quick at knowing how I
feel.

And I don't feel it here.

You are more than welcome to stay over
tonight, if you like.

But it doesn't mean more.

Can I ask you something personal?

Yeah, sure.

Don't take this the wrong way, but how
are you single when you're so forward?

What do you mean?

Forward, like you haven't got any
boundaries.

I don't know how to word it.

It's really difficult for me to leave my
apartment, because when I do, I

immediately feel dirty.

I was living with someone before, but he
couldn't cope, so we eventually broke

up. Well, he broke up with me. I don't
know what to do.

Thank you.

Would you like to continue?

I can.

It's not a big deal.

So, I, uh, but I...

I'm terrified that cables will catch
fire.

Not many people know that about me, but
my boyfriend, sometimes

there's this impatience when he looks at
me, so I can't tell if it's me he's

bothered with or the situation, and he
thinks that maybe he thinks that

it would be easier with someone else.

And the worst thing is I can't tell
what's real danger and what's just in my

head. So I'm not sure if it's me or if
it's a matter of life and death.

Yeah, I saw the video.

Ugh, so disgusting.

Time goes by so fast. Miss my girl.

Love you, Dad.

So manipulative.

Does he think we're dumb?

He might mean it, though.

Yeah, maybe.

Hey, so how was group therapy?

It was... Wait.

What is it?

Yep, I'm out. What did you... I've got
to go now.

Hey, no, wait.

Tell me how group therapy went.

I don't have time. Phillip's made
dinner.

Come on, don't be mad at me.

I'm not.

I just got to go.

Promise?

Yeah. Okay, see you.

Amanda.

Interesting place to meet.

Yeah. Hello. Hey.

Okay, now listen to this. Picture a
Danish guy, older.

BDSM sex.

The word red is the safe word.

Sorry, what?

Safe word.

Red. Oh, sure.

What? I mean, this is... This is so
exciting.

Please tell me more. You haven't even
heard what he actually did.

Will you

call me sir or master?

Master.

Oh my god!

It was insane.

Do you want more?

Yeah. You must be punished first.

Okay, punish me.

Red or... Huh?

Is it red? No, I... No, no, keep going.

Not red.

It's sexy.

Very sexy.

What's that, Bob? He was like, stay
right there.

Don't move.

Stay right there.

What are you going to do?

Did I say you could talk?

And I was leaning backwards at one
point. Like, I did not know I was that

flexible. And the whippy.

He whipped. No way.

Pop, pop, pop.

I mean, this is just. No, seriously,
wait. There's more. Oh, my God. Okay, go

on.

Come on. Tell us. Go on. Tell us. He
wanted me to.

He wanted you to what?

He wanted me to be a nerd.

Yep.

Nay.

Nay.

Nay. Nay. Nay.

Oh, my Lord. And then for the finale, he
wanted to come in my hair.

No way I was going to let him, though,
because I just washed it. So I got him

come in a bag.

Are you serious? Yeah, I think I'd
rather he came in my hair, you know,

ride me like a horse.

Oh, God.

Listen, I have a super nice work
colleague.

Really?

All right, well, tell us about him.
She's single, she's beautiful, and you

totally love her.

How are you?

Good.

Amanda, I can see you're struggling.

I'm all good.

Come here.

Come. It's okay.

You're okay.

It's gonna be okay.

Is it obvious?

It's okay.

Yeah. Okay.

Don't start crying.

I hope you're crying now.

Oh, hello!

This is so exciting!

What happened?

Phillip told us.

Some breaking news.

Sorry, I let the cat out of the bag.

You were s***. So cute.

What is it? Well, Phillip and I are
moving in together.

Yeah, and we've already found an
apartment.

Wow, that's so great.

Wow.

Cheers. Cheers.

That's so wonderful.

Right? Of course it is.

Right. They're going to have kids and
they're going to be so fucking cute.

I know. You're so Barbie and Ken.

It's so nice to see some people are
doing good. It makes me happy.

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
kiss, kiss.

I'm going to go. I don't feel well.

I'm a little tired.

Such great news.

Okay, you sure?

Yeah. Text us. Yeah. Okay. Bye.

Amanda.

You okay? Yeah.

Let it go where the wild things go.

Let it go where time runs slow.

To the fields that brought you here.

From the hills that walk through fear.

Everything you got is gold.

A heap of spring brings hope again.

Let it be the night and the flame