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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:31,722 Tara. 2 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,063 Hey, I'm Brad Chase from D.C. 3 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,501 - Alan Shore. - Pleasure. 4 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:40,971 I think that's my seat. 5 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:42,939 Yes. I did see someone's things here. 6 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,943 I moved them to a less desirable location. 7 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:54,549 I'm sorry. We're not territorial about that sort of thing around here, are we? 8 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,759 - Denny Crane. - Yes, Denny. I know. 9 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:04,125 - I run the New York office. Peter Stone? - Ah? Oh. 10 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,425 - Denny Crane. - I know. I'm, uh, with Chicago. 11 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,934 My kind of town. Always had the best sex of my life in Chicago. 12 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:12,266 - What about you? - Well, um... 13 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,499 Greetings Tokyo, London. 14 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,336 - Good morning. - Morning, Denny. 15 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:20,539 - Brad Chase. There you are, soldier. - Hey. 16 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:24,606 Oh, everybody remembers Brad Chase, I'm sure. Hell, if I do... 17 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:28,585 It's good to see you, man. All right, everybody, lock and load! 18 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,617 Item one... Forget item one. 19 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:38,026 Well, actually, Denny, item one is a rather urgent matter that we must discuss. 20 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,190 - Why don't you brief us? - Gladly. 21 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,495 If we... 22 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,661 Item two. Beckerman discovery? What the hell is that? 23 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,467 Well, opposing counsel was granted their motion to compel. 24 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,941 Which means we are now required to turn over all correspondence... 25 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,944 and scientific studies. 26 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,480 Hmm. What about the ones we burned before the judge's orders? 27 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:58,881 - We didn't burn any documents. - Well, sure we did. 28 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:00,976 Do it today. 29 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,317 All right, Nigel. Keep going. We're listening. 30 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:06,051 Uh, if we don't... 31 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:09,219 - Item three. - Damn it. This is not a way to conduct a staff meeting. 32 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,229 Where the hell is Edwin? 33 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,356 Sorry I'm late, good people. 34 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:32,751 Is it casual Monday? 35 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:37,016 Edwin, everything all right? 36 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:40,149 Hunky-dory. 37 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,592 - It's all gonna be fine, Mr. Poole. - Unbelievable. 38 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:46,153 Not really. Always figured him for a loon. 39 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,200 Tara! Where's Tara? 40 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,531 I need Tara! 41 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:53,105 I'm right here, Edwin. 42 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,538 Oh, thank you. You have to contact Bill. 43 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,803 - L... I will, Edwin. I promise. - Apologize for my delay. 44 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,436 Then call my wife. Tell her I've had a small breakdown. Not to worry. 45 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:03,015 - Of course. - O-Oh, my goodness. I have the Brant appeal. 46 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:06,745 - I have the Brant appeal! - Relax, Edwin. We'll handle it. 47 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:10,789 Denny, guess what. I'm due in court with Tara. 48 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,824 We're on it. Don't you worry. 49 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,156 - You just get better. - Okay. 50 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:17,627 - Demagnetize his parking pass. - I beg your pardon? 51 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:22,758 I know when a man has gone. Do you think you can handle this case without a copilot? 52 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,894 - Well, I... N-N... - Who's the judge? 53 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:27,302 - Resnick. - He's a schmuck. 54 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,934 Alan, back Tara up. She's before Schmuck Resnick. 55 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,944 See if you can get a damn continuance. 56 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,241 - Coming through, please. - Brad, you got a few minutes? 57 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,407 - Actually, no. I've got an early shuttle. - Get a later one. 58 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,417 - I need some face time. - What's up? 59 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:43,216 Edwin Poole was the only one here able to rein in Denny Crane. Without him... 60 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:45,382 If you are about to go where I think you're going... 61 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:48,085 We need you back in Boston more than in D.C., Brad. 62 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:52,221 Lori, Ernie Dell just came in. He's upset about something. I sent him to your office. 63 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:54,823 - My office? - Yeah, the alternative would be Denny's office. 64 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:59,234 - And nobody here wants that. - Excuse me. I need a lawyer. 65 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:03,469 This is my daughter. She tried out for the national tour of Annie. 66 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:07,478 And she was the best one. And she was passed over because she was black. 67 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,277 It's discrimination. It's bigotry. It's prejudice. 68 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,978 And we want justice. 69 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:53,354 Please tell me that you've never seen anything like that before. 70 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:57,190 Baring your ass to 24 attorneys, including two overseas... 71 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,492 that is an unprecedented triumph. 72 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,659 I'm just distraught I didn't think of it myself. 73 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,794 You know what I like about you? 74 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:06,565 No, I do not. 75 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,540 Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. Brad Chase. 76 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,132 I've been asked to stay, which I'm considering. 77 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,178 But I'm concerned that you and I have gotten off on the wrong foot. 78 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,406 I like to be straight up with people. If there's an issue... 79 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:18,207 or conflict, let's address it head-on if you don't mind. 80 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,252 I have trouble talking that fast. 81 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:24,255 I don't believe in being straight up. 82 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:27,724 But I'm a big fan of your Aqua Velva commercials. 83 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:32,655 There's a potential client in the conference room. I'd like you to meet with her. 84 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:35,893 Oh, forgot to mention... I outrank you. 85 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:40,166 - Do you? And I'm such a slut for authority. - All right. 86 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,173 You think the two little boys... 87 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,436 could get off the playground now? 88 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,716 - "Kiss today." - I don't want to sing. 89 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,721 You need to practice. You want to makeJuilliard? 90 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:59,724 "Kiss today." 91 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,764 - Oh, my. - Never mind, "Oh, my." 92 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,703 She sings like a sparrow. Here, look. 93 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:16,798 I've got these producer notes which I was able to get ahold of... 94 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:18,809 because of my own personal ingenuity. 95 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,709 Says she has the most talent. You can read it for yourself. 96 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:25,147 I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake. I don't do musical comedy. 97 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,583 Annie's a drama. 98 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,588 It's full of suspense on whether a little girl gets to live with the rich guy. 99 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,158 It's dramatic. 100 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:44,594 - Can I help you? - Yes. I need to speak to Edwin Poole immediately. 101 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:47,138 - I'm afraid Mr. Poole has stepped out... - You don't understand. 102 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,209 This is an urgent matter. Where the hell is Edwin Poole? 103 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:53,244 - Hi. Is there anything I can do to help? - Yes. 104 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:56,144 - My ex-husband is trying to take my children from me. - Okay. 105 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,717 And Edwin Poole... he missed my hearing today. 106 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:01,343 And I've been calling his cell phone, and... 107 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:03,354 I mean, what the hell is going on around here? 108 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:06,323 Excuse me. I'm Brad Chase. We're gonna take care of this for you. 109 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:10,123 Now why don't you just take a seat in the conference room? I'll get you a glass of water. 110 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:14,664 All right. Thank you. 111 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,893 - Hey. - Yeah? 112 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:17,469 - I was handling it. - I thought I'd help. 113 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,367 That's nice. But again, I was handling it. 114 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:22,202 - Why does it bother you that I'm trying to help? - Maybe because you feel... 115 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,674 - I can't deal with a client on my own. - I don't feel that way at all. 116 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,143 - Then I guess I really have no idea what you feel. - I guess not. 117 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:30,943 - And that's supposed to be my fault? - Wait a minute. 118 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,984 You two have had sex. 119 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:47,831 I'm sorry. We're not territorial about that sort of thing around here, are we? 120 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:02,242 If you're not going to tell me... 121 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:06,079 I would prefer to tell Denny. Where the hell is he? 122 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:08,813 Ernie, you and I have done business for a long time. 123 00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,355 And we've always been able to talk to each other. 124 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:13,721 If I'm to help you here... 125 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,760 My wife is cheating on me. 126 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:22,825 Uh... And... 127 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:27,372 she informed me that she has been cheating on me for our entire marriage. 128 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:31,399 It's been a fraud from day one. 129 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:35,208 Okay. First, you've only been married since August. 130 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:38,613 Second, you've had five other marriages dissolve each... 131 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:41,551 But this... this was the real thing. 132 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,554 What's the goal? To get her back? 133 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:47,558 Uh, I'd like to put a private investigator on her. Get some proof. 134 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,355 - If she's admitted... - The goal being... 135 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,555 to get some compromising pictures to use as leverage. 136 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,098 In hopes of... 137 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,464 Negotiating an annulment. 138 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:02,697 I know it sounds crazy. And I know I'm one of those obnoxious stage mothers. 139 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:05,538 I get that. But Sarah worked hard. 140 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:09,547 I've tried to teach her what you earn, people can't take that away from you. 141 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,914 - She's earned this, Mr. Shore. - I have no doubt. 142 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,044 But you realize producers do have discretion. 143 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:19,147 And the art of casting strikes me as a very inexact science. 144 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:22,421 If they knew they were gonna go white, why did they let her try out at all? 145 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:25,986 Why did they let her get her hopes up? I'll tell you why. 146 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:29,534 So they can pass themselves off as equal opportunity employers. 147 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:32,399 So they can claim to be about diversity. 148 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:36,066 They want it both ways, Mr. Shore. And my daughter got hurt. 149 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,486 That was our deal. 150 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,423 I would work two jobs, put him through business school. 151 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:56,188 Then he would put me through medical school. 152 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:59,628 A week after he graduated, he got a job running a mutual fund. 153 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:02,758 And a week after that, he left me. 154 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,029 Our kids were four then. 155 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:08,766 Twins. Simon and Harry. 156 00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:11,104 They're eight now. 157 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,303 - Oh, they're beautiful. - Thanks. 158 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:15,903 In their Peewee-league uniforms. 159 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,142 You know he's never seen one of their games. 160 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,150 He pay your way through med school? 161 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:22,152 Take a wild guess. 162 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:24,188 I don't care though. I've graduated now. 163 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,520 I've got a residency waiting for me in New York City. 164 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,651 But Matthew won't let me take the boys out of state. 165 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:32,356 Says he wants them close by, these boys he sees once a month. 166 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,660 It's nothing but spite. 167 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,167 Now, look, we're going to reschedule a hearing. 168 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:41,205 I'm sure everything is going to work out fine. You just have to be patient. 169 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,037 If I'm not at Columbia Presbyterian 8:00 a.m. Monday morning... 170 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,634 they will give my spot away. 171 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:50,910 That can't happen. I have worked too hard to build a life for these boys. 172 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,095 - We can't tail the wife. - That's what he wants, Denny. 173 00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:06,687 Can't do it. Not ethical. 174 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,699 She's a client too. 175 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:12,669 What I would suggest is we send a letter of withdrawal to end-run the conflict. 176 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:17,072 - Get an opinion letter of outside counsel... - I don't want to tail the wife. 177 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,839 Denny, I don't need to tell you that Ernie Dell is one of our biggest clients. 178 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:23,437 If he wants a private investigator, what's the real harm? 179 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,916 - The harm would be to me. - I'm sorry? 180 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,088 I'm the one sleeping with his wife. 181 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,566 Denny is having an affair with the woman? 182 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,571 I've got a senior partner saying don't tail her. 183 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,141 I've got a client wanting snapshots. 184 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,267 What do I do, Paul? 185 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:58,043 Convince Ernie that the private investigator idea is a bad one. 186 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,618 Oh, sure. 187 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,212 You have enormous persuasive skills, Lori. 188 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,053 - You're handling me. - I am. 189 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,422 And I need you to handle Ernie. 190 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,861 I will handle Denny. 191 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,965 - Tara? - Hi. 192 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,173 Don't be offended by this. 193 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:36,846 I know you're a great lawyer with exceptional legal skills. 194 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,016 - And? - I need you to flirt with Ernie Dell. 195 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:45,188 - Excuse me? - The man is a profound skirt chaser. 196 00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,788 - What's wrong with your skirt? - Okay, look. 197 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,835 Men sometimes find me attractive. From time to time, they'll even hit on me. 198 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,700 It's all deeply rewarding. But you... 199 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,799 - What me? - You're hot. 200 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:02,344 Yeah. Kind of... nasty hot. 201 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,178 Men would leave their wives for you. 202 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,878 - And I need to make Ernie forget about his wife so... - If you think that I... 203 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:11,013 Don't make me pull rank. You can file your sexual harassment claim tomorrow. 204 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,182 But today... now... you need to meet with Ernie. 205 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,329 It seems the client can't pay. 206 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:21,831 So the firm will have to eat the cost of prosecuting this matter. 207 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,834 I'm sure the partners won't object... 208 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:26,632 when they hear that it was a case you assigned to me. 209 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,698 I'll tell you what. I'll pay the cost of prosecuting the case. 210 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,639 - Mmm. - Of course if you were a betting man... 211 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:40,150 You win, I pay. You lose, you pay. 212 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,152 Bit of a gamble, I realize. 213 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:45,155 I'll pay double. 214 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:06,209 - You got another hearing? - That's the good news. 215 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,803 The not-so-good news is we probably won't win it. 216 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,781 But it at least gives us leverage to get your ex-husband in a room. 217 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,943 Wa-Wait. What are you talking about? 218 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,953 We want to take a shot at a settlement. 219 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,546 Now if your ex cares anything about these kids, then... 220 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:21,285 He doesn't. This is all about getting me. 221 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:25,022 Have I not been clear about that? He doesn't even know the kids. 222 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,030 I've dealt with bad ex-husbands before. 223 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:32,035 Mr. Chase, no offense, but you have never dealt with this one. 224 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,037 Trust me. 225 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,806 This is Little Orphan Annie for God's sake. If she doesn't look the part... 226 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,782 I didn't realize we did racial profiling for our comic strips. 227 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,116 These are private investors. There is no state action involved. 228 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,985 How would the story change if Annie were black? 229 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,925 - Your Honor, are you serious? - Counsel, we are talking about adoption here. 230 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,656 Daddy Warbucks isn't the biological father. 231 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:01,289 - Exactly how would the story change? - Little Orphan Annie... 232 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,459 - is an iconic character based... - I want to see her. 233 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,730 Excuse me? 234 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,829 The girl who got the role. I want to compare. 235 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,500 Your Honor, is that really fair to the other little girl? 236 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,941 Well, counsel, if she can sing eight times a week... 237 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:16,503 in front of 3,000-plus people a night, she can sing in front of me. 238 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,015 Get her in here. 239 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,650 I want the private investigator. 240 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,715 The thing is, Ernie, the photographs will have no legal relevance. 241 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,919 They can't facilitate an annulment. 242 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,429 I am the customer here, Lori. 243 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,999 Customer isn't always right. 244 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,709 May I... 245 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,971 make an observation? 246 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,547 I really don't know you, Mr. Dell... 247 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:53,846 but I suspect there's a reason why all these younger women want to marry you. 248 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,444 - It's called money. - You're wrong. 249 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,556 It's called power. 250 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:04,561 And you derive a lot of that power notjust from being handsome and sexy... 251 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,291 but from being dignified. 252 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:11,130 Hiring a private investigator is beneath you. 253 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:14,205 There are many young, beautiful women out there... 254 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:17,867 who would love to jump into your... 255 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,639 Wife's place. 256 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,575 I know this sounds crazy, but... 257 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,047 you might want to look at this as an opportunity. 258 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,470 Paul. 259 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,412 You and I go back a long way, Denny. 260 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,177 Completely mindful of the fact that you helped build this place... 261 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:03,687 the partners here will not allow you to dismantle it with your buffoonery. 262 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,919 - What did you say to me? - I don't think you want to hear me say it again. 263 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:16,559 To have an affair with the wife of one of our biggest clients... 264 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:20,035 it disrespects both Ernie Dell and this firm. 265 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,972 - We have other clients. - Not like Ernie. 266 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,737 But your point is well taken. 267 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:31,373 Everybody is fungible. 268 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:48,498 Lori Colson won't tail my wife. I want you to do it. 269 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,330 - Ernie. - I'm not talking to you. 270 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,337 Get it done, Denny. 271 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,013 Denny, I'm having a bit of an identity crisis. 272 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,852 I've always prided myself on being... 273 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,119 well, nuts. 274 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:20,290 But in this firm, I find myself falling into the sane category. 275 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,763 You think I'm nuts, do you? 276 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,206 Are you scared? 277 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,642 Scared? 278 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,645 What would I be scared of? 279 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:41,312 Edwin Poole is a friend. To see him just go off the high dive. 280 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,019 Edwin Poole's problem is he doesn't like being Edwin Poole. 281 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,561 From time to time, he'd look in the mirror... 282 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,561 and ask, "What's the point?" 283 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:55,190 I never do that. Questions like that'll kill you. 284 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,134 - Questions like "What's the point?" - Look. Take you for example. 285 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:03,174 Tomorrow, you're gonna go into court and argue that some little fat black kid... 286 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:06,506 should be able to play a little skinny white one. 287 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,137 What's the point? 288 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:12,979 You don't ask. That's the point. 289 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,981 You gonna win, by the way? 290 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,990 The world wants to know. 291 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,193 I'm afraid not. 292 00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:25,229 There's no state action. 293 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:29,198 We've asked for a specific performance with no clear evidence of discrimination. 294 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,404 I don't like losing, especially when there's a wager involved. 295 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,440 Well, don't, soldier. 296 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,670 Pull a rabbit out of your hat. 297 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,449 That's the secret... 298 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:49,783 of both trial law and life. 299 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,388 - Rabbits? - Oh, yeah. 300 00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,188 Good morning. Crane, Poole & Schmidt. 301 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,962 Excuse me. I'm looking for... 302 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,039 you, actually. 303 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,575 All my life. Matthew. 304 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,271 - Tara. - Alan. 305 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:20,140 I had a girl who looked like you once. Married her. 306 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,379 Now she looks like you. 307 00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:25,581 Where the hell is my lawyer? 308 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,252 If you took summer, plus winter breaks... 309 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:34,093 spring break, holiday weekends... 310 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,429 you start to get pretty close to what you have right now. 311 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,936 - Pass. - That's too much custody for Super Dad. 312 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,131 Is there any acceptable scenario... 313 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:47,201 that would allow for Sharon to enroll in her program without leaving the boys behind? 314 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,439 We could each take one. 315 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,448 Excuse me? 316 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,075 Like that Nazi movie where the woman has to pick which kid to keep. 317 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,154 - Sophie's Choice. - Thank you. 318 00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:00,521 Only this is Sharon's choice. One goes with her to New York. I keep the other one. 319 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,958 - Done. - That's outrageous. 320 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,291 The boys love each other. Th-They're best friends. 321 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,331 A little weird, don't you think? 322 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,299 - Let's see what happens when we split 'em up. - Stop doing this! 323 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,870 You have already scarred your children enough to last a lifetime! 324 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,031 Imagine how that feels to a little boy... 325 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,803 knowing that their father could care less whether he sees them or not! 326 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,105 And yet if it means denying me something that I want... 327 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,647 something that I deserve, something that this family needs... 328 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,979 suddenly you're a... you're a concerned father! 329 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,780 - Damn you! - And what about my needs, huh? 330 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:32,516 What freakish nightmare did I step into that turned my wife, who was hot... 331 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:36,025 who had sex with me, who liked to go out with me at night... 332 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,655 into some earth mother, world-record-setting breast feeder? 333 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:43,701 And now you want to leave your kids with some non-English speaking nanny... 334 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,862 for a hundred hours a week so you can live out your ER fantasy life? 335 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:50,066 Be my guest. But it's not my problem... 336 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:54,578 that you're not good enough to get hired anywhere in the entire state. 337 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,895 Denny... 338 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,989 did you hire that P.I. Yet? 339 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,000 I asked you a question. 340 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,593 Truth be told, my relationship with this firm hangs in the balance. 341 00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:22,572 - Uh, Ernie, why don't we step into my office? - I'm talking to Denny. 342 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,608 All right, Ernie. 343 00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,211 Truth time. My office. 344 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:35,612 This is not gonna be easy for you to hear, but it needs to be said. 345 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:40,458 I don't give a damn who slept with your wife. 346 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,459 Neither do you really. You don't love her. 347 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,257 This is an ego thing. She's a trophy girl. 348 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,264 Something for your friends to admire. 349 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,698 - Maybe you should be flattered. - I'm not... 350 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:52,929 I'm talking! Ego, Ernie. 351 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,529 You acquire fast cars and young wives... 352 00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:00,236 to try and stay young yourself in the hope of confusing youth with relevance. 353 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,472 Well, here's a flash for you. 354 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,448 We're all desperate to be relevant. 355 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,041 You're 76 years old. 356 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,747 Want to feel you still mean something? 357 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,620 Move to Florida, punch a chad, screw up an election. 358 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,285 Don't go looking for affirmation... 359 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,694 between the two artificial jugs of a woman who married you for... 360 00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,289 Gee, could it be your outstanding sense of humor? 361 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,928 Take a swing if you want to, if it makes you feel better. 362 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,518 The guardian ad litem acknowledged in her report... 363 00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:47,854 in the last year, Mr. Calder took custody of the boys only one weekend a month. 364 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,587 Mr. Calder has been steeped in a major work crisis at his company. 365 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:53,027 I don't care ifhe's been dismantling a nuclear weapon. 366 00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:55,497 The fact is he hasn't been there. 367 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,660 There's no doubt that my client is, in practice, the primary custodian. 368 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,034 This woman is struggling to make a life for a family... 369 00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:03,630 What? She can't make it in the Commonwealth? 370 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:06,939 She'd love to, but the offer comes from New York. My client has made every sacrifice. 371 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:09,707 That's what parents do, Mr. Chase. 372 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:12,648 You have kids, you make sacrifices. They got married here. 373 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,685 They had children here. 374 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:18,347 Mr. Calder, as fathers go... 375 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,359 I consider you a disgrace. 376 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,487 Ms. Brant, there is a reason for this policy. 377 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:28,862 We don't like angry spouses yanking kids across state lines. 378 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,232 It's an undue burden on the family unit. 379 00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:34,669 Accordingly, your plan... 380 00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,900 to relocate with your sons remains enjoined. 381 00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:51,715 - What now? - I don't know. 382 00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:59,888 I, uh... I guess that didn't go too well. 383 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,961 Thank you. That was... 384 00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:49,712 That was great. 385 00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:51,805 Sarah, that was magnificent. 386 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,317 But the other little girl was quite good too. 387 00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:57,445 And given the discretion that has to be allowed... 388 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,547 to producers in these situations... 389 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:01,888 Your Honor, we have something called the Equal Protection Clause. 390 00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,461 We have something called the 14th Amendment. 391 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,464 I believe it's actually required reading for judges. I could be wrong there. 392 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:10,091 Could I be heard, Your Honor? 393 00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:14,661 I heard about this matter. I would like to address this court on what I consider... 394 00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:17,936 I'm sorry, Reverend, but you have no standing here. 395 00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,307 I have standing as an American citizen... 396 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,607 speaking up on a civil rights violation. 397 00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:25,774 - Rev. Sharpton, I will ask you... - I have standing as Bobby Kennedy had standing... 398 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,978 - You have no standing. - On the steps of the courthouse in Alabama! 399 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:33,421 No one is denying this little girl an education, sir. She just can't play Annie. 400 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,493 You may think this is a small matter. 401 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,085 But this is no small matter. 402 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:42,496 This child is being denied the right to play an American icon... 403 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,126 because she doesn't match the description. 404 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:49,764 Those descriptions were crafted 50 years ago! 405 00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:51,774 We're supposed to be in a different day! 406 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:56,279 - Reverend... - You talk about racial equality, how we're making progress. 407 00:26:56,381 --> 00:27:00,511 The problem with that progress is it's always a day away. 408 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:04,282 Tomorrow, tomorrow... you love that... 409 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:07,324 because it's always a day away. 410 00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:11,555 I'm here to stick out my chin today! Today! 411 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:14,291 Give us an African-American Spider-Man! 412 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:18,563 Give us a black that can run faster than a speeding bullet... 413 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,468 and leap over tall buildings in a single bound. 414 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,837 Not tomorrow... today! 415 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:27,173 Today! The sun needs to come out today! 416 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,838 Not tomorrow, Your Honor! 417 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:33,543 God almighty. Give the American people a black Orphan Annie. 418 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,553 It's just not good enough to say... 419 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,816 she doesn't look the part. 420 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:47,958 That's what we call a rabbit, son. 421 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,966 Denny Crane. 422 00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:14,284 What if we file a T.R.O. In federal court on behalf of the kids? 423 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:16,986 - On what grounds? - I don't know. They've been denied... 424 00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:19,325 a right to interstate travel. 425 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,331 It's dubious. 426 00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:24,660 But I like your thinking. 427 00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:28,137 Come here for a second. 428 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,940 Look... 429 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:37,037 I just... 430 00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:39,048 I just need to know. 431 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,318 Sally. 432 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:07,002 - Brad. - Alan. 433 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:15,747 The deadbeat doesn't even see his kids, doesn't know them... 434 00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:20,348 and he's using them as weapons to destroy his ex-wife and them. 435 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:27,458 And that's why you were so upset? 436 00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:29,533 The case? 437 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,734 It's a little hard, okay? 438 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,999 L... I prefer him in D.C. 439 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,665 Mm-hmm. 440 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:42,811 Do you think I should start working out with weights? Maybe do some calisthenics? 441 00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,781 - I'm trying to, like, express... - You still like him? 442 00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:48,318 Well, what context are you asking as, Alan? 443 00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:51,616 I mean, are you asking as like a boyfriend or... 444 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:55,989 - I'm not allowed to ask questions? - Am I? About Tara? 445 00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:59,359 What about Tara? 446 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,862 Nothing. 447 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,629 Anyway, he left. 448 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:08,797 I got very depressed, drank a lot, hit on too many boys. 449 00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:14,305 Until I met this one boy... 450 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,744 man... 451 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:19,248 Distinguished. 452 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:22,148 And now I just... 453 00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:28,815 Okay. How small is the town of Boston? 454 00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:30,861 - What? - The dirtbag is right over there. 455 00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:33,453 Bradley? 456 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,499 The ex-husband. 457 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,194 Really trying to strengthen that family unit. 458 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,765 - What are you doing? - I just need to use... 459 00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:48,505 your thingy for a second. 460 00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:51,707 Can we get outta here? I don't... I don't wanna look at that pig. 461 00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:54,114 Okay. 462 00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:05,228 We're off. 463 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:11,627 I told him we're all desperate to be relevant. 464 00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:14,569 - Were you able to dissuade him? - I think so. 465 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,643 Denny, do you think you were... 466 00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:22,736 talking about yourself a little? 467 00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:26,283 You feeling a little desperate to be relevant lately? 468 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,487 Don't waste your time trying to get in my head. 469 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:32,488 There's nothing there. 470 00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:36,293 They're not going to take the firm from you. 471 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:39,454 First, Paul Lewiston could never get the votes. 472 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:43,295 Second, he wouldn't want to. The man loves you. 473 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,131 I'm not worried, Lori. Do I look worried? 474 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:50,600 Yeah. Look out there. 475 00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:55,444 My domain. 476 00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:59,248 My city. 477 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,079 I'm Denny Crane. 478 00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:22,069 Sir, if I couldjust get your name, I would be happy to buzz Mr. Calder. 479 00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,073 You're very kind. But, look, I'm already here. 480 00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:27,474 There's a meeting in progress, and I've been instructed not to disturb him. 481 00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:29,478 Hello, Matthew. Shame. 482 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:33,311 Quite hoping to interrupt something tawdry. I'm Alan Shore. 483 00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:35,181 Your colleague and I just met. 484 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,982 But we seem to share a proclivity for exotic women and illicit behavior. 485 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:40,455 Can I steal you a second? 486 00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:43,994 - What's going on? - I'll keep it quick. These are for you. 487 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:46,495 Photos. Snapshots really. 488 00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:50,033 Some delightful little business between you and a hooker. A friend of mine actually. 489 00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:53,069 I earn frequent-flyer miles. She's a lovely woman. 490 00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:55,298 I arranged for her to seek you out at the bar. 491 00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:58,705 I particularly like that one, don't you? 492 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,074 Gives your bottom a nice... aura. 493 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,875 Here's the deal. Sharon and the kids get to go to New York... 494 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,974 or I start printing copies. 495 00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:08,985 Is that powdered sugar, by the way... 496 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:11,988 that you're snorting off her magnificent porcelain breasts? 497 00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:15,025 You are a lawyer in a prestigious law firm for God's sake. 498 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:17,720 I know. Awful. I hate to extort and run... 499 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,423 but I'm afraid I'll need an answer on this now. 500 00:33:26,971 --> 00:33:29,166 Tara, I need to apologize. 501 00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:31,537 I know how degrading that had to be with Ernie. And... 502 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:35,442 Not at all. In fact, I slept with him last night. 503 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:38,447 - Anything for the team. - I suppose I deserve that. 504 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:40,983 This wasn't so much for the team as it is for Denny. 505 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,451 - There's some stuff going on... - What stuff? 506 00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:46,614 Denny, I need another moment. 507 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:58,567 I was thinking how right you are not to hire a private investigator. 508 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,762 I thank you for your counsel. 509 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:05,571 After all, it's possible that I might learn something that could upset me even further. 510 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:09,545 I hadn't considered that. 511 00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:11,547 Did you consider that, Denny? 512 00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:14,413 Ernie, I don't have time to consider all the things I have to consider. 513 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:16,783 Mm-hmm. Can we sit? 514 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,788 Oh, please. 515 00:34:19,824 --> 00:34:23,988 See, the thing is, fool that I am... 516 00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:28,589 I went out and hired a P.I. On my own. 517 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,724 And guess what I found out, Denny. 518 00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:32,803 I'm not sure, Ernie. 519 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:36,396 But you need to know that I'm billing you for all these rhetorical questions. 520 00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:47,278 My own lawyer... 521 00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:50,853 my friend... 522 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:54,485 with my wife. 523 00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:01,263 Gee, Denny Crane is silent. 524 00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:05,199 Talk to me about my quest for relevance, Denny. 525 00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:07,635 Tell me about my ego. 526 00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:10,263 Come up with one last profound thing to say... 527 00:35:10,374 --> 00:35:13,707 before I pull this trigger! 528 00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:18,145 Come on, Denny, talk. I want to hear what the great Denny Crane has to say now. 529 00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:27,017 First off... 530 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:30,094 clients come in here all the time wanting to shoot me. 531 00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:32,492 You know what I tell them? Go ahead. 532 00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:39,559 The worst thing about growing older, Ernie? 533 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:41,570 You begin to slip. 534 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:44,470 One day you wake up and you're "less than." 535 00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:47,203 And for me... I'm a legend, Ernie. 536 00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,541 I'm folklore in this town. 537 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,945 Lawyers have feared me for years. 538 00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:55,314 For Denny Crane to slip, it would diminish my legacy. 539 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:58,081 It would be a tragedy. 540 00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:02,956 Denny Crane has to go out big, page one of the Globe... New York Times even. 541 00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:05,255 Do me a favor, Ernie. 542 00:36:08,065 --> 00:36:11,501 Pull the trigger. Immortalize the legend. 543 00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:13,502 Pull the trigger. 544 00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:15,731 I don't ever want to be "less than." 545 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,741 Don't let me become irrelevant. Pull it! 546 00:36:20,878 --> 00:36:22,778 Okay. 547 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:27,579 But before I do, don't you at least want to apologize? 548 00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:32,721 I do. 549 00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,723 I'm sorry, my friend. 550 00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:39,257 I'm truly sorry. 551 00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,762 Ernie, uh... 552 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:52,274 That gun... I bought it for you, remember. 553 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:57,443 It's a starter pistol, Ernie. 554 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,723 It's a controversy. That's what Al Sharpton does. And he does it well. 555 00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:20,463 He doesn't just make noise. He lights and carries a torch of racial controversy. 556 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,903 - Mr. Shore... - Which you know. Which is why you're here. 557 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:25,134 We need to put this one out, good people. 558 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,234 Controversy is bad business for musicals. 559 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:31,679 Your production will open and close faster than you can say "Trent Lott." 560 00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:34,342 I assume you've come with a proposal. Let's have it. 561 00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:40,122 Sarah? 562 00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:43,927 Okay. 563 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,860 We'll offer you the role of understudy on weekends. 564 00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:52,829 - Plus three matinees a month. - Done. 565 00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:56,932 Sarah? 566 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:14,054 - He pulled a gun on him. - Mm-hmm. 567 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,058 It only shot blanks, but, yeah. 568 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:19,128 Drama's over. 569 00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:24,263 How does it feel being back? 570 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,738 It's all right. 571 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:33,644 Let me ask you a question. I'd appreciate an honest answer. 572 00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:35,302 Okay. 573 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:39,981 Do you think I talk too fast? 574 00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:42,018 Um... 575 00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:46,550 Sometimes you're a little brisk. 576 00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:51,527 I think it's good business practice, not to mention good business ethics. 577 00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:54,894 We charge by the hour. Our clients pay for the time that we spend talking. 578 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,559 As attorneys, we have an obligation not to overbill our clients. 579 00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:00,262 If I talk fast, it's just because I feel... 580 00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:03,772 Ethically bound. 581 00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:06,570 - He makes fun of me. - I'm sorry? 582 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:09,009 Shore. 583 00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:11,104 He thinks I'm a Ken doll. 584 00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:16,213 No, it's not right. He calls me a Ken doll while he... 585 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,447 Plays with your Barbie? 586 00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:20,717 Excuse me. 587 00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:23,692 - Hi. - Sharon. 588 00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:27,093 I just... I just came to say thank you. 589 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,257 Not that I agree with your tactics. 590 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:33,303 But what this means to me and... and my children... 591 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,273 Well, thank you so much. 592 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,276 I will never forget this. 593 00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:57,458 Remember that book, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest? 594 00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,461 Yes. 595 00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:06,531 Is there a point? Or did you just want to know if I'd read it? 596 00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:10,740 There you go again, always looking for a point. 597 00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:18,742 Matthew Calder just agreed to let his wife move with their children. 598 00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:21,147 Fantastic. 599 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,447 You got pictures of him with a hooker. You blackmailed him. 600 00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:26,751 - You make it sound unsavory. - Listen to me. 601 00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:29,985 I know how you practice law. I don't practice law like that. 602 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,393 It was a rabbit. Well, really a bunny. 603 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:36,489 Marines don't like bunnies? 604 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,864 You know the only reason I don't report you to the Bar... 605 00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:42,598 Is because Sharon might not be able to go to New York with her children... 606 00:40:42,706 --> 00:40:46,506 which, shockingly, is more important than our combined ethical egos. 607 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,510 You know what, sport? 608 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,137 You and I now... 609 00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:54,479 officially have a relationship. 610 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:59,318 Great. Perhaps we can get together and do a couple of push-ups... 611 00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:01,391 sport. 612 00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:21,577 Hooker rabbits. 613 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,147 I love it. 614 00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:26,716 You know, you never answered my question the other night. 615 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,377 Which was? 616 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,546 Are you scared? 617 00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:40,925 The only thing to be scared of, son, is tomorrow. 618 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,900 I don't live for tomorrow. 619 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,197 Never saw the fun in it. 620 00:41:51,475 --> 00:41:53,943 Denny Crane. 621 00:41:54,044 --> 00:41:56,638 What was that? 622 00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,681 Nothing. 623 00:41:59,783 --> 00:42:01,683 Here's to no tomorrows. 624 00:42:02,683 --> 00:42:12,683 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 51959

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