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Tara.
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Hey, I'm Brad Chase from D.C.
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- Alan Shore.
- Pleasure.
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I think that's my seat.
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Yes. I did see someone's things here.
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I moved them to a less
desirable location.
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I'm sorry. We're not territorial about
that sort of thing around here, are we?
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- Denny Crane.
- Yes, Denny. I know.
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- I run the New York office. Peter Stone?
- Ah? Oh.
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- Denny Crane.
- I know. I'm, uh, with Chicago.
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My kind of town.
Always had the best sex of my life in Chicago.
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- What about you?
- Well, um...
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Greetings Tokyo, London.
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- Good morning.
- Morning, Denny.
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- Brad Chase. There you are, soldier.
- Hey.
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Oh, everybody remembers
Brad Chase, I'm sure. Hell, if I do...
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It's good to see you, man.
All right, everybody, lock and load!
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Item one...
Forget item one.
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Well, actually, Denny, item one is
a rather urgent matter that we must discuss.
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- Why don't you brief us?
- Gladly.
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If we...
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Item two. Beckerman discovery?
What the hell is that?
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Well, opposing counsel was granted
their motion to compel.
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Which means we are now required
to turn over all correspondence...
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and scientific studies.
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Hmm. What about the ones
we burned before the judge's orders?
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- We didn't burn any documents.
- Well, sure we did.
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Do it today.
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All right, Nigel.
Keep going. We're listening.
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Uh, if we don't...
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- Item three.
- Damn it. This is not a way to conduct a staff meeting.
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Where the hell is Edwin?
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Sorry I'm late, good people.
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Is it casual Monday?
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Edwin, everything all right?
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Hunky-dory.
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- It's all gonna be fine, Mr. Poole.
- Unbelievable.
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Not really.
Always figured him for a loon.
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Tara! Where's Tara?
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I need Tara!
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I'm right here, Edwin.
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Oh, thank you.
You have to contact Bill.
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- L... I will, Edwin. I promise.
- Apologize for my delay.
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Then call my wife. Tell her I've had
a small breakdown. Not to worry.
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- Of course.
- O-Oh, my goodness. I have the Brant appeal.
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- I have the Brant appeal!
- Relax, Edwin. We'll handle it.
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Denny, guess what.
I'm due in court with Tara.
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We're on it.
Don't you worry.
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- You just get better.
- Okay.
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- Demagnetize his parking pass.
- I beg your pardon?
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I know when a man has gone. Do you think
you can handle this case without a copilot?
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- Well, I... N-N...
- Who's the judge?
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- Resnick.
- He's a schmuck.
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Alan, back Tara up.
She's before Schmuck Resnick.
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See if you can get
a damn continuance.
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- Coming through, please.
- Brad, you got a few minutes?
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- Actually, no. I've got an early shuttle.
- Get a later one.
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- I need some face time.
- What's up?
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Edwin Poole was the only one here able
to rein in Denny Crane. Without him...
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If you are about to go
where I think you're going...
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We need you back in Boston
more than in D.C., Brad.
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Lori, Ernie Dell just came in. He's upset
about something. I sent him to your office.
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- My office?
- Yeah, the alternative would be Denny's office.
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- And nobody here wants that.
- Excuse me. I need a lawyer.
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This is my daughter.
She tried out for the national tour of Annie.
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And she was the best one.
And she was passed over because she was black.
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It's discrimination.
It's bigotry. It's prejudice.
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And we want justice.
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Please tell me that you've never
seen anything like that before.
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Baring your ass to 24 attorneys,
including two overseas...
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that is an unprecedented triumph.
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I'm just distraught
I didn't think of it myself.
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You know what I like about you?
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No, I do not.
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Excuse me.
Sorry to interrupt. Brad Chase.
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I've been asked to stay,
which I'm considering.
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But I'm concerned that you and I
have gotten off on the wrong foot.
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I like to be straight up with people.
If there's an issue...
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or conflict, let's address it
head-on if you don't mind.
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I have trouble talking that fast.
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I don't believe
in being straight up.
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But I'm a big fan of
your Aqua Velva commercials.
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There's a potential client in the conference room.
I'd like you to meet with her.
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Oh, forgot to mention...
I outrank you.
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- Do you? And I'm such a slut for authority.
- All right.
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You think the two little boys...
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could get off the playground now?
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- "Kiss today."
- I don't want to sing.
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You need to practice.
You want to makeJuilliard?
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"Kiss today."
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- Oh, my.
- Never mind, "Oh, my."
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She sings like a sparrow.
Here, look.
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I've got these producer notes
which I was able to get ahold of...
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because of my own
personal ingenuity.
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Says she has the most talent.
You can read it for yourself.
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I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake.
I don't do musical comedy.
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Annie's a drama.
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It's full of suspense on whether
a little girl gets to live with the rich guy.
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It's dramatic.
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- Can I help you?
- Yes. I need to speak to Edwin Poole immediately.
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- I'm afraid Mr. Poole has stepped out...
- You don't understand.
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This is an urgent matter.
Where the hell is Edwin Poole?
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- Hi. Is there anything I can do to help?
- Yes.
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- My ex-husband is trying to
take my children from me. - Okay.
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And Edwin Poole...
he missed my hearing today.
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And I've been calling
his cell phone, and...
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I mean, what the hell
is going on around here?
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Excuse me. I'm Brad Chase.
We're gonna take care of this for you.
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Now why don't you just take a seat in
the conference room? I'll get you a glass of water.
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All right. Thank you.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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- I was handling it.
- I thought I'd help.
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That's nice. But again, I was handling it.
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- Why does it bother you that I'm trying to help?
- Maybe because you feel...
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- I can't deal with a client on my own.
- I don't feel that way at all.
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- Then I guess I really have no idea what you feel.
- I guess not.
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- And that's supposed to be my fault?
- Wait a minute.
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You two have had sex.
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I'm sorry. We're not territorial about
that sort of thing around here, are we?
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If you're not going to tell me...
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I would prefer to tell Denny.
Where the hell is he?
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Ernie, you and I have done
business for a long time.
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And we've always been able
to talk to each other.
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If I'm to help you here...
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My wife is cheating on me.
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Uh... And...
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she informed me that she has been
cheating on me for our entire marriage.
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It's been a fraud from day one.
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Okay. First, you've only
been married since August.
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Second, you've had
five other marriages dissolve each...
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But this... this was the real thing.
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What's the goal?
To get her back?
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Uh, I'd like to put a private investigator
on her. Get some proof.
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- If she's admitted...
- The goal being...
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to get some compromising pictures
to use as leverage.
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In hopes of...
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Negotiating an annulment.
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I know it sounds crazy. And I know
I'm one of those obnoxious stage mothers.
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I get that.
But Sarah worked hard.
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I've tried to teach her what you earn,
people can't take that away from you.
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- She's earned this, Mr. Shore.
- I have no doubt.
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But you realize producers
do have discretion.
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And the art of casting strikes me
as a very inexact science.
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If they knew they were gonna go white,
why did they let her try out at all?
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Why did they let her get her hopes up?
I'll tell you why.
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So they can pass themselves off
as equal opportunity employers.
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So they can claim
to be about diversity.
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They want it both ways, Mr. Shore.
And my daughter got hurt.
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That was our deal.
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I would work two jobs,
put him through business school.
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Then he would put me
through medical school.
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A week after he graduated,
he got a job running a mutual fund.
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And a week after that, he left me.
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Our kids were four then.
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Twins. Simon and Harry.
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They're eight now.
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- Oh, they're beautiful.
- Thanks.
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In their Peewee-league uniforms.
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You know he's never seen
one of their games.
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He pay your way through med school?
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Take a wild guess.
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I don't care though.
I've graduated now.
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I've got a residency waiting
for me in New York City.
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But Matthew won't let me
take the boys out of state.
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Says he wants them close by,
these boys he sees once a month.
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It's nothing but spite.
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Now, look, we're going to reschedule a hearing.
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I'm sure everything is going to work out fine.
You just have to be patient.
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If I'm not at Columbia Presbyterian
8:00 a.m. Monday morning...
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they will give my spot away.
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That can't happen. I have worked too hard
to build a life for these boys.
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- We can't tail the wife.
- That's what he wants, Denny.
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Can't do it. Not ethical.
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She's a client too.
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What I would suggest is we send
a letter of withdrawal to end-run the conflict.
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- Get an opinion letter of outside counsel...
- I don't want to tail the wife.
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Denny, I don't need to tell you
that Ernie Dell is one of our biggest clients.
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If he wants a private investigator,
what's the real harm?
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- The harm would be to me.
- I'm sorry?
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I'm the one sleeping with his wife.
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Denny is having an affair
with the woman?
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I've got a senior partner
saying don't tail her.
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I've got a client wanting snapshots.
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What do I do, Paul?
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Convince Ernie that
the private investigator idea is a bad one.
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Oh, sure.
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You have enormous
persuasive skills, Lori.
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- You're handling me.
- I am.
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And I need you to handle Ernie.
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I will handle Denny.
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- Tara?
- Hi.
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Don't be offended by this.
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I know you're a great lawyer
with exceptional legal skills.
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- And?
- I need you to flirt with Ernie Dell.
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- Excuse me?
- The man is a profound skirt chaser.
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- What's wrong with your skirt?
- Okay, look.
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Men sometimes find me attractive.
From time to time, they'll even hit on me.
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It's all deeply rewarding. But you...
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- What me?
- You're hot.
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Yeah. Kind of... nasty hot.
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Men would leave
their wives for you.
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- And I need to make Ernie forget about his wife so...
- If you think that I...
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Don't make me pull rank. You can
file your sexual harassment claim tomorrow.
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But today... now...
you need to meet with Ernie.
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It seems the client can't pay.
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So the firm will have to eat the cost
of prosecuting this matter.
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I'm sure the partners won't object...
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when they hear that it
was a case you assigned to me.
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I'll tell you what.
I'll pay the cost of prosecuting the case.
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- Mmm.
- Of course if you were a betting man...
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You win, I pay.
You lose, you pay.
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Bit of a gamble, I realize.
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I'll pay double.
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- You got another hearing?
- That's the good news.
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The not-so-good news is
we probably won't win it.
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But it at least gives us leverage
to get your ex-husband in a room.
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Wa-Wait. What are you talking about?
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We want to take a shot
at a settlement.
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Now if your ex cares anything
about these kids, then...
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He doesn't.
This is all about getting me.
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Have I not been clear about that?
He doesn't even know the kids.
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I've dealt with
bad ex-husbands before.
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Mr. Chase, no offense,
but you have never dealt with this one.
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Trust me.
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This is Little Orphan Annie
for God's sake. If she doesn't look the part...
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I didn't realize we did
racial profiling for our comic strips.
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These are private investors.
There is no state action involved.
228
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,985
How would the story change
if Annie were black?
229
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,925
- Your Honor, are you serious?
- Counsel, we are talking about adoption here.
230
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,656
Daddy Warbucks isn't
the biological father.
231
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- Exactly how would the story change?
- Little Orphan Annie...
232
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- is an iconic character based...
- I want to see her.
233
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,730
Excuse me?
234
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,829
The girl who got the role.
I want to compare.
235
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,500
Your Honor, is that really fair
to the other little girl?
236
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,941
Well, counsel,
if she can sing eight times a week...
237
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:16,503
in front of 3,000-plus people a night,
she can sing in front of me.
238
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,015
Get her in here.
239
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,650
I want the private investigator.
240
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,715
The thing is, Ernie,
the photographs will have no legal relevance.
241
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,919
They can't facilitate an annulment.
242
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,429
I am the customer here, Lori.
243
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,999
Customer isn't always right.
244
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,709
May I...
245
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,971
make an observation?
246
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,547
I really don't know you, Mr. Dell...
247
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:53,846
but I suspect there's a reason why
all these younger women want to marry you.
248
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,444
- It's called money.
- You're wrong.
249
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,556
It's called power.
250
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:04,561
And you derive a lot of that power
notjust from being handsome and sexy...
251
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,291
but from being dignified.
252
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:11,130
Hiring a private investigator
is beneath you.
253
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:14,205
There are many young,
beautiful women out there...
254
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:17,867
who would love to jump into your...
255
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,639
Wife's place.
256
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,575
I know this sounds crazy, but...
257
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,047
you might want to look
at this as an opportunity.
258
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,470
Paul.
259
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,412
You and I go back a long way, Denny.
260
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,177
Completely mindful of the fact
that you helped build this place...
261
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:03,687
the partners here will not allow you
to dismantle it with your buffoonery.
262
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,919
- What did you say to me?
- I don't think you want to hear me say it again.
263
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:16,559
To have an affair with the wife
of one of our biggest clients...
264
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:20,035
it disrespects
both Ernie Dell and this firm.
265
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,972
- We have other clients.
- Not like Ernie.
266
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,737
But your point is well taken.
267
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:31,373
Everybody is fungible.
268
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:48,498
Lori Colson won't tail my wife.
I want you to do it.
269
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,330
- Ernie.
- I'm not talking to you.
270
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,337
Get it done, Denny.
271
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,013
Denny, I'm having a bit
of an identity crisis.
272
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,852
I've always prided myself on being...
273
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,119
well, nuts.
274
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:20,290
But in this firm,
I find myself falling into the sane category.
275
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,763
You think I'm nuts, do you?
276
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,206
Are you scared?
277
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,642
Scared?
278
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,645
What would I be scared of?
279
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:41,312
Edwin Poole is a friend.
To see him just go off the high dive.
280
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,019
Edwin Poole's problem is
he doesn't like being Edwin Poole.
281
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,561
From time to time,
he'd look in the mirror...
282
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,561
and ask, "What's the point?"
283
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:55,190
I never do that.
Questions like that'll kill you.
284
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,134
- Questions like "What's the point?"
- Look. Take you for example.
285
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:03,174
Tomorrow, you're gonna go into court
and argue that some little fat black kid...
286
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:06,506
should be able to play
a little skinny white one.
287
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,137
What's the point?
288
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:12,979
You don't ask.
That's the point.
289
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,981
You gonna win, by the way?
290
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,990
The world wants to know.
291
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,193
I'm afraid not.
292
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:25,229
There's no state action.
293
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:29,198
We've asked for a specific performance
with no clear evidence of discrimination.
294
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,404
I don't like losing,
especially when there's a wager involved.
295
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,440
Well, don't, soldier.
296
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,670
Pull a rabbit out of your hat.
297
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,449
That's the secret...
298
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:49,783
of both trial law and life.
299
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,388
- Rabbits?
- Oh, yeah.
300
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,188
Good morning. Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
301
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,962
Excuse me. I'm looking for...
302
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,039
you, actually.
303
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,575
All my life. Matthew.
304
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,271
- Tara.
- Alan.
305
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:20,140
I had a girl who looked
like you once. Married her.
306
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,379
Now she looks like you.
307
00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:25,581
Where the hell is my lawyer?
308
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,252
If you took summer,
plus winter breaks...
309
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:34,093
spring break, holiday weekends...
310
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:36,429
you start to get pretty close
to what you have right now.
311
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,936
- Pass.
- That's too much custody for Super Dad.
312
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,131
Is there any acceptable scenario...
313
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:47,201
that would allow for Sharon to enroll
in her program without leaving the boys behind?
314
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,439
We could each take one.
315
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,448
Excuse me?
316
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,075
Like that Nazi movie where the woman
has to pick which kid to keep.
317
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,154
- Sophie's Choice.
- Thank you.
318
00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:00,521
Only this is Sharon's choice. One goes
with her to New York. I keep the other one.
319
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,958
- Done.
- That's outrageous.
320
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,291
The boys love each other.
Th-They're best friends.
321
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,331
A little weird, don't you think?
322
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,299
- Let's see what happens when we split 'em up.
- Stop doing this!
323
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,870
You have already scarred
your children enough to last a lifetime!
324
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,031
Imagine how that feels
to a little boy...
325
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,803
knowing that their father could care less
whether he sees them or not!
326
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,105
And yet if it means denying me
something that I want...
327
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,647
something that I deserve,
something that this family needs...
328
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,979
suddenly you're a...
you're a concerned father!
329
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,780
- Damn you!
- And what about my needs, huh?
330
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:32,516
What freakish nightmare did I step into
that turned my wife, who was hot...
331
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:36,025
who had sex with me,
who liked to go out with me at night...
332
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,655
into some earth mother,
world-record-setting breast feeder?
333
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:43,701
And now you want to leave your kids
with some non-English speaking nanny...
334
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,862
for a hundred hours a week
so you can live out your ER fantasy life?
335
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:50,066
Be my guest.
But it's not my problem...
336
00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:54,578
that you're not good enough
to get hired anywhere in the entire state.
337
00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,895
Denny...
338
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,989
did you hire that P.I. Yet?
339
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,000
I asked you a question.
340
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,593
Truth be told, my relationship
with this firm hangs in the balance.
341
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:22,572
- Uh, Ernie, why don't we step into my office?
- I'm talking to Denny.
342
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,608
All right, Ernie.
343
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,211
Truth time. My office.
344
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:35,612
This is not gonna be easy for you to hear,
but it needs to be said.
345
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:40,458
I don't give a damn
who slept with your wife.
346
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,459
Neither do you really.
You don't love her.
347
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,257
This is an ego thing.
She's a trophy girl.
348
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,264
Something for your friends to admire.
349
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,698
- Maybe you should be flattered.
- I'm not...
350
00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:52,929
I'm talking! Ego, Ernie.
351
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,529
You acquire fast cars and young wives...
352
00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:00,236
to try and stay young yourself in the hope
of confusing youth with relevance.
353
00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,472
Well, here's a flash for you.
354
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,448
We're all desperate to be relevant.
355
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,041
You're 76 years old.
356
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,747
Want to feel
you still mean something?
357
00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:13,620
Move to Florida,
punch a chad, screw up an election.
358
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,285
Don't go looking for affirmation...
359
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,694
between the two artificial jugs
of a woman who married you for...
360
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:22,289
Gee, could it be your
outstanding sense of humor?
361
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,928
Take a swing if you want to,
if it makes you feel better.
362
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,518
The guardian ad litem
acknowledged in her report...
363
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:47,854
in the last year, Mr. Calder took custody
of the boys only one weekend a month.
364
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,587
Mr. Calder has been steeped
in a major work crisis at his company.
365
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:53,027
I don't care
ifhe's been dismantling a nuclear weapon.
366
00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:55,497
The fact is he hasn't been there.
367
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,660
There's no doubt that my client is,
in practice, the primary custodian.
368
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,034
This woman is struggling
to make a life for a family...
369
00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:03,630
What? She can't make it
in the Commonwealth?
370
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:06,939
She'd love to, but the offer comes from New York.
My client has made every sacrifice.
371
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:09,707
That's what parents do, Mr. Chase.
372
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:12,648
You have kids, you make sacrifices.
They got married here.
373
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,685
They had children here.
374
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:18,347
Mr. Calder, as fathers go...
375
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,359
I consider you a disgrace.
376
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,487
Ms. Brant, there is
a reason for this policy.
377
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:28,862
We don't like angry spouses
yanking kids across state lines.
378
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,232
It's an undue burden
on the family unit.
379
00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:34,669
Accordingly, your plan...
380
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,900
to relocate with your sons
remains enjoined.
381
00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:51,715
- What now?
- I don't know.
382
00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:59,888
I, uh... I guess
that didn't go too well.
383
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:30,961
Thank you. That was...
384
00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:49,712
That was great.
385
00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:51,805
Sarah, that was magnificent.
386
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,317
But the other little girl
was quite good too.
387
00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:57,445
And given the discretion
that has to be allowed...
388
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,547
to producers in these situations...
389
00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:01,888
Your Honor, we have something called
the Equal Protection Clause.
390
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:04,461
We have something called
the 14th Amendment.
391
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,464
I believe it's actually required reading
for judges. I could be wrong there.
392
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:10,091
Could I be heard, Your Honor?
393
00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:14,661
I heard about this matter. I would like
to address this court on what I consider...
394
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:17,936
I'm sorry, Reverend,
but you have no standing here.
395
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,307
I have standing
as an American citizen...
396
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,607
speaking up on
a civil rights violation.
397
00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:25,774
- Rev. Sharpton, I will ask you...
- I have standing as Bobby Kennedy had standing...
398
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:28,978
- You have no standing.
- On the steps of the courthouse in Alabama!
399
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:33,421
No one is denying this little girl
an education, sir. She just can't play Annie.
400
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,493
You may think this is a small matter.
401
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,085
But this is no small matter.
402
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:42,496
This child is being denied the right
to play an American icon...
403
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,126
because she doesn't match the description.
404
00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:49,764
Those descriptions were
crafted 50 years ago!
405
00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:51,774
We're supposed to be
in a different day!
406
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:56,279
- Reverend...
- You talk about racial equality, how we're making progress.
407
00:26:56,381 --> 00:27:00,511
The problem with that progress
is it's always a day away.
408
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:04,282
Tomorrow, tomorrow...
you love that...
409
00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:07,324
because it's always a day away.
410
00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:11,555
I'm here to stick out
my chin today! Today!
411
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:14,291
Give us an African-American Spider-Man!
412
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:18,563
Give us a black that can run
faster than a speeding bullet...
413
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,468
and leap over tall buildings
in a single bound.
414
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,837
Not tomorrow... today!
415
00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:27,173
Today! The sun needs
to come out today!
416
00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,838
Not tomorrow, Your Honor!
417
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:33,543
God almighty.
Give the American people a black Orphan Annie.
418
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,553
It's just not good enough to say...
419
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,816
she doesn't look the part.
420
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:47,958
That's what we call a rabbit, son.
421
00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,966
Denny Crane.
422
00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:14,284
What if we file a T.R.O.
In federal court on behalf of the kids?
423
00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:16,986
- On what grounds?
- I don't know. They've been denied...
424
00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:19,325
a right to interstate travel.
425
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,331
It's dubious.
426
00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:24,660
But I like your thinking.
427
00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:28,137
Come here for a second.
428
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,940
Look...
429
00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:37,037
I just...
430
00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:39,048
I just need to know.
431
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,318
Sally.
432
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:07,002
- Brad.
- Alan.
433
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:15,747
The deadbeat doesn't even see his kids,
doesn't know them...
434
00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:20,348
and he's using them as weapons
to destroy his ex-wife and them.
435
00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:27,458
And that's why
you were so upset?
436
00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:29,533
The case?
437
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,734
It's a little hard, okay?
438
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,999
L... I prefer him in D.C.
439
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,665
Mm-hmm.
440
00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:42,811
Do you think I should start working out
with weights? Maybe do some calisthenics?
441
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,781
- I'm trying to, like, express...
- You still like him?
442
00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:48,318
Well, what context
are you asking as, Alan?
443
00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:51,616
I mean, are you asking
as like a boyfriend or...
444
00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:55,989
- I'm not allowed to ask questions?
- Am I? About Tara?
445
00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:59,359
What about Tara?
446
00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:02,862
Nothing.
447
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,629
Anyway, he left.
448
00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:08,797
I got very depressed, drank a lot,
hit on too many boys.
449
00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:14,305
Until I met this one boy...
450
00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:16,744
man...
451
00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:19,248
Distinguished.
452
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:22,148
And now I just...
453
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:28,815
Okay. How small
is the town of Boston?
454
00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:30,861
- What?
- The dirtbag is right over there.
455
00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:33,453
Bradley?
456
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,499
The ex-husband.
457
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,194
Really trying to strengthen that family unit.
458
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,765
- What are you doing?
- I just need to use...
459
00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:48,505
your thingy for a second.
460
00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:51,707
Can we get outta here?
I don't... I don't wanna look at that pig.
461
00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:54,114
Okay.
462
00:31:03,328 --> 00:31:05,228
We're off.
463
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:11,627
I told him we're all
desperate to be relevant.
464
00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:14,569
- Were you able to dissuade him?
- I think so.
465
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,643
Denny, do you think you were...
466
00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:22,736
talking about yourself a little?
467
00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:26,283
You feeling a little desperate
to be relevant lately?
468
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,487
Don't waste your time
trying to get in my head.
469
00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:32,488
There's nothing there.
470
00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:36,293
They're not going
to take the firm from you.
471
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:39,454
First, Paul Lewiston
could never get the votes.
472
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:43,295
Second, he wouldn't want to.
The man loves you.
473
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,131
I'm not worried, Lori.
Do I look worried?
474
00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:50,600
Yeah. Look out there.
475
00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:55,444
My domain.
476
00:31:57,348 --> 00:31:59,248
My city.
477
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,079
I'm Denny Crane.
478
00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:22,069
Sir, if I couldjust get your name,
I would be happy to buzz Mr. Calder.
479
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,073
You're very kind.
But, look, I'm already here.
480
00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:27,474
There's a meeting in progress,
and I've been instructed not to disturb him.
481
00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:29,478
Hello, Matthew. Shame.
482
00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:33,311
Quite hoping to interrupt something tawdry.
I'm Alan Shore.
483
00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:35,181
Your colleague and I just met.
484
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,982
But we seem to share a proclivity
for exotic women and illicit behavior.
485
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:40,455
Can I steal you a second?
486
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:43,994
- What's going on?
- I'll keep it quick. These are for you.
487
00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:46,495
Photos. Snapshots really.
488
00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:50,033
Some delightful little business between you
and a hooker. A friend of mine actually.
489
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:53,069
I earn frequent-flyer miles.
She's a lovely woman.
490
00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:55,298
I arranged for her
to seek you out at the bar.
491
00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:58,705
I particularly like that one, don't you?
492
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,074
Gives your bottom a nice... aura.
493
00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,875
Here's the deal.
Sharon and the kids get to go to New York...
494
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,974
or I start printing copies.
495
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:08,985
Is that powdered sugar, by the way...
496
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:11,988
that you're snorting off
her magnificent porcelain breasts?
497
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:15,025
You are a lawyer
in a prestigious law firm for God's sake.
498
00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:17,720
I know. Awful.
I hate to extort and run...
499
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,423
but I'm afraid I'll need
an answer on this now.
500
00:33:26,971 --> 00:33:29,166
Tara, I need to apologize.
501
00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:31,537
I know how degrading
that had to be with Ernie. And...
502
00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:35,442
Not at all. In fact,
I slept with him last night.
503
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:38,447
- Anything for the team.
- I suppose I deserve that.
504
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:40,983
This wasn't so much for the team
as it is for Denny.
505
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,451
- There's some stuff going on...
- What stuff?
506
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:46,614
Denny, I need another moment.
507
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:58,567
I was thinking how right you are
not to hire a private investigator.
508
00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,762
I thank you for your counsel.
509
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:05,571
After all, it's possible that I might learn
something that could upset me even further.
510
00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:09,545
I hadn't considered that.
511
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:11,547
Did you consider that, Denny?
512
00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:14,413
Ernie, I don't have time to consider
all the things I have to consider.
513
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:16,783
Mm-hmm. Can we sit?
514
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,788
Oh, please.
515
00:34:19,824 --> 00:34:23,988
See, the thing is, fool that I am...
516
00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:28,589
I went out and hired
a P.I. On my own.
517
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,724
And guess what I found out, Denny.
518
00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:32,803
I'm not sure, Ernie.
519
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:36,396
But you need to know that I'm billing you
for all these rhetorical questions.
520
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:47,278
My own lawyer...
521
00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:50,853
my friend...
522
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:54,485
with my wife.
523
00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:01,263
Gee, Denny Crane is silent.
524
00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:05,199
Talk to me about my quest
for relevance, Denny.
525
00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:07,635
Tell me about my ego.
526
00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:10,263
Come up with one last
profound thing to say...
527
00:35:10,374 --> 00:35:13,707
before I pull this trigger!
528
00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:18,145
Come on, Denny, talk. I want to hear
what the great Denny Crane has to say now.
529
00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:27,017
First off...
530
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:30,094
clients come in here all the time
wanting to shoot me.
531
00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:32,492
You know what I tell them?
Go ahead.
532
00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:39,559
The worst thing
about growing older, Ernie?
533
00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:41,570
You begin to slip.
534
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:44,470
One day you wake up
and you're "less than."
535
00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:47,203
And for me...
I'm a legend, Ernie.
536
00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:49,541
I'm folklore in this town.
537
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:51,945
Lawyers have feared me for years.
538
00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:55,314
For Denny Crane to slip,
it would diminish my legacy.
539
00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:58,081
It would be a tragedy.
540
00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:02,956
Denny Crane has to go out big, page one
of the Globe... New York Times even.
541
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:05,255
Do me a favor, Ernie.
542
00:36:08,065 --> 00:36:11,501
Pull the trigger.
Immortalize the legend.
543
00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:13,502
Pull the trigger.
544
00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:15,731
I don't ever want to be "less than."
545
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,741
Don't let me become irrelevant.
Pull it!
546
00:36:20,878 --> 00:36:22,778
Okay.
547
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:27,579
But before I do,
don't you at least want to apologize?
548
00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:32,721
I do.
549
00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,723
I'm sorry, my friend.
550
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:39,257
I'm truly sorry.
551
00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,762
Ernie, uh...
552
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:52,274
That gun...
I bought it for you, remember.
553
00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:57,443
It's a starter pistol, Ernie.
554
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,723
It's a controversy.
That's what Al Sharpton does. And he does it well.
555
00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:20,463
He doesn't just make noise.
He lights and carries a torch of racial controversy.
556
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,903
- Mr. Shore...
- Which you know. Which is why you're here.
557
00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:25,134
We need to put this one out,
good people.
558
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,234
Controversy is bad business for musicals.
559
00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:31,679
Your production will open and close
faster than you can say "Trent Lott."
560
00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:34,342
I assume you've come with a proposal.
Let's have it.
561
00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:40,122
Sarah?
562
00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:43,927
Okay.
563
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,860
We'll offer you the role
of understudy on weekends.
564
00:37:50,668 --> 00:37:52,829
- Plus three matinees a month.
- Done.
565
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:56,932
Sarah?
566
00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:14,054
- He pulled a gun on him.
- Mm-hmm.
567
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,058
It only shot blanks, but, yeah.
568
00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:19,128
Drama's over.
569
00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:24,263
How does it feel being back?
570
00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,738
It's all right.
571
00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:33,644
Let me ask you a question.
I'd appreciate an honest answer.
572
00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:35,302
Okay.
573
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:39,981
Do you think I talk too fast?
574
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:42,018
Um...
575
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:46,550
Sometimes you're a little brisk.
576
00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:51,527
I think it's good business practice,
not to mention good business ethics.
577
00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:54,894
We charge by the hour.
Our clients pay for the time that we spend talking.
578
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,559
As attorneys, we have an obligation
not to overbill our clients.
579
00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:00,262
If I talk fast,
it's just because I feel...
580
00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:03,772
Ethically bound.
581
00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:06,570
- He makes fun of me.
- I'm sorry?
582
00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:09,009
Shore.
583
00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:11,104
He thinks I'm a Ken doll.
584
00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:16,213
No, it's not right. He calls me a Ken doll while he...
585
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,447
Plays with your Barbie?
586
00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:20,717
Excuse me.
587
00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:23,692
- Hi.
- Sharon.
588
00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:27,093
I just...
I just came to say thank you.
589
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,257
Not that I agree
with your tactics.
590
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:33,303
But what this means
to me and... and my children...
591
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,273
Well, thank you so much.
592
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,276
I will never forget this.
593
00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:57,458
Remember that book,
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
594
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,461
Yes.
595
00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:06,531
Is there a point?
Or did you just want to know if I'd read it?
596
00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:10,740
There you go again,
always looking for a point.
597
00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:18,742
Matthew Calder just agreed
to let his wife move with their children.
598
00:40:18,849 --> 00:40:21,147
Fantastic.
599
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,447
You got pictures of him with a hooker.
You blackmailed him.
600
00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:26,751
- You make it sound unsavory.
- Listen to me.
601
00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:29,985
I know how you practice law.
I don't practice law like that.
602
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,393
It was a rabbit.
Well, really a bunny.
603
00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:36,489
Marines don't like bunnies?
604
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,864
You know the only reason
I don't report you to the Bar...
605
00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:42,598
Is because Sharon might not be able
to go to New York with her children...
606
00:40:42,706 --> 00:40:46,506
which, shockingly, is more important
than our combined ethical egos.
607
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,510
You know what, sport?
608
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,137
You and I now...
609
00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:54,479
officially have a relationship.
610
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:59,318
Great. Perhaps we can get together
and do a couple of push-ups...
611
00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:01,391
sport.
612
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:21,577
Hooker rabbits.
613
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,147
I love it.
614
00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:26,716
You know, you never answered
my question the other night.
615
00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,377
Which was?
616
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,546
Are you scared?
617
00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:40,925
The only thing to be scared of, son,
is tomorrow.
618
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,900
I don't live for tomorrow.
619
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,197
Never saw the fun in it.
620
00:41:51,475 --> 00:41:53,943
Denny Crane.
621
00:41:54,044 --> 00:41:56,638
What was that?
622
00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:59,681
Nothing.
623
00:41:59,783 --> 00:42:01,683
Here's to no tomorrows.
624
00:42:02,683 --> 00:42:12,683
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