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Well, gosh, what'd I just find
in my pocket?
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Is that tri-tip with peanut butter?
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It is.
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DAPHNE:
Mm. No luck?
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He's definitely
coming down with something.
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Yeah. Well, I guess
I'm gonna have to eat these myself.
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Good idea. Reverse psychology.
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What do you mean?
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Well, Joe has found the source
of the leak in my ceiling.
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It is Cam Winston's brand-new
washing machine.
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By Godfrey,
this time he's gone too far.
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As if his noise and noxious presence
at the condo meetings
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weren't bad enough.
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Have you ever heard of anything
more fury inspiring?
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I certainly have not.
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Imagine the cheek of the man
installing an illegal washer-dryer.
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Oh, they're not illegal.
A lot of the units have them.
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You guys have a hook-up in the hall
closet where you keep all those hats.
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First of all, I had completely forgotten
about the hook-up.
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Second of all, I believe the Homburg
is poised for a comeback.
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And third,
we have a more immediate problem
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in the form of the evil waters
of Cam Winston.
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Yeah, about that. Maybe you could ask
Mr. Winston to not use the machine
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until we get that leak patched.
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Wrong! We've got
to teach Cam a lesson
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and shut his water off right now.
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That's, uh, not our standard
operating procedure.
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Well, I could compensate you
for your pains.
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I gotta go all the way down
to the basement.
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Perhaps this will help persuade you.
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Might get me as far as 6.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hello, all.
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It's called a Segway.
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My friend Raul at the university
is doing an experiment
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on the psychological effects
of technology,
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- and he asked me to ride it around.
- Well, how do you like it?
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Walking is but a distant memory.
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Better yet, I can redirect
the unused energy to other pursuits
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such as playing squash
or lovemaking.
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Oh, Niles.
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I'm sorry, I'd love to stay and gawk,
but I'm at war. Come, Joe.
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- What was that about?
- Oh, Cam Winston.
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Hey, can I have a ride on that thing?
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Nothing would please me more.
But no.
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One of the conditions
of the experiment
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is that I can't share the Segway
with anyone.
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Not even you, Daphne. I'm sorry.
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I can't believe you agreed to that.
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Well, it was damned difficult,
let me tell you.
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But I'll make a note of your
disappointment in my daily write-up.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Well, I know we can't ride it,
but there's a poor sick little dog here...
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Dad, again, saying no
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is one of the prices
we are all paying for science.
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Now, who wants a Fudgsicle?
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Good afternoon.
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- Hello, Mr. Winston.
- Hey, Cam, come on in.
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Is Frasier at home?
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Someone has shut off my water,
and I suspect his hand is at the spigot.
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Oh, jeez,
that doesn't sound like Fras.
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Then you don't know
what he's capable of.
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What's the matter with your dog?
He looks a little glassy-eyed.
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He's got a bug.
I gotta take him to the vet.
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Oh, well, my mother's a vet,
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and she happens to be
staying with me.
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I'm sure she wouldn't mind
taking a look, even if it is Frasier's dog.
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Oh, no, he's mine.
Frasier can't stand him.
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Yeah, when he's healthy,
he jumps on Dr. Crane's bed,
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drools on his pillow,
chews on his slippers.
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Really?
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We gotta get this little rascal
back up on his feet.
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[LAUGHING]
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I've done some calculating,
and in the last nine years,
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I've carried 2.8 tons of laundry
approximately 106.4 miles
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back and forth to the basement.
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That's the same as carrying an SUV
on my back to Canada.
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Maybe we should ask him
to buy a washer-dryer.
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DAPHNE:
Oh, there's an idea.
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I was gonna suggest
moving the apartment
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closer to the laundry room.
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Oh, hello, Dr. Winston.
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Hello, Daphne, Martin.
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MARTIN: Hi.
- I just came by to check on my patient.
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Oh, he's much better.
I'm off to do the laundry.
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You don't have your own here?
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No, we have a hat museum.
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- How's our boy?
- Oh, he's doing great.
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Those antibiotics worked wonders.
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- How about a cup of coffee?
- Thanks. Cream, no sugar.
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MARTIN: Okay.
- He looks good.
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Well, Eddie's tough.
Plus, the smartest dog ever.
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I always thought Border collies
were the smartest dogs.
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[LAUGHING]
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Well, it's obvious you haven't had
much exposure to dogs.
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Uh, what were you,
a zoo doctor?
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No, I just treat pets
and their owners' egos.
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Ho, ho, yeah, tell me.
Cat people.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, it's really handy
having a vet right here in the building.
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It's only temporary.
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They're doing some remodelling
on my house.
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It was only supposed to take
a few weeks. Then Cam found out.
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Suddenly I'm getting
new bay windows
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and a kitchen
based on something he saw
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in English Home magazine.
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- You have no idea.
- No, unfortunately, I do.
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Hello, Dad. Oh, Dr. Winston.
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Hello, Frasier.
Martin, I've got to be going.
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Oh, okay. Well, thanks
for stopping by to see Eddie.
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Oh, it was no problem.
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Oh, Frasier, I almost forgot.
This is for you from Cam.
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Oh, well, thank you, Dr. Winston.
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Nice seeing you again.
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Bye.
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What was that about?
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Oh, she just came to see Eddie.
Kind of a medical/social visit.
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Social?
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Dear God, don't tell me that you
and that scoundrel's mother...
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Hey, Frasier, take it easy.
We just had a cup of coffee.
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[FRASIER SIGHS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Yes, all the pieces suddenly fit.
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- What is it?
- It's a bill from Cam.
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Turning off his water
has ruined the clothes
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that were in his washing machine.
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Those clothes were already ruined
just by being on Cam Winston.
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Well, then don't pay it.
Have another fight.
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The battle is joined. I will not let that...
That Mata Hari drag you into this.
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From this day forward,
no more Winstons in, this, my house.
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- Hey, Marty.
- Oh, hi, Cora.
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Oh, be careful. Frasier catches you
petting Eddie, it'll be the pound for him.
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Cam actually forbade me
from coming to your apartment.
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And they're so alike,
you'd think they'd get along.
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[MARTIN LAUGHS]
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Hi, Cam.
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Good afternoon, Mr. Crane.
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Come along, Mother.
I've already checked the mail.
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I'll be up in a minute.
Don't worry.
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Very well.
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Carry on.
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I can't believe that's my son.
What has gotten into him?
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Oh, why would they want
to drag us into their feud?
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I think it's because
if we're friends,
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then they have to at least
try to be nice.
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Ha, ha. Hey, you know what?
We should get married.
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- Really make them suffer.
- Oh, my.
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It'd be worth it just to see
the looks on their faces.
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[LAUGHING]
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- Dad?
MARTIN: Oh.
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Dr. Winston.
I see you've checked the mail already.
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Oh, yeah, here you go.
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CORA: Good morning.
- Morning. Is he still asleep?
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I just heard his alarm,
so we have to hurry.
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Okay. I can't believe we're doing this.
It's so mean.
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I know. Isn't it great?
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- Good morning, sweetheart.
- Oh, hello, Cam.
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Hello.
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Oh, flip you for the sports page.
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Oh, I don't have a quarter.
I'll just get my pants.
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Oh, thanks, buddy.
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Can I fix you
some breakfast, baby?
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Uh, just toast and coffee.
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I was talking to Cam.
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[LAUGHING]
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Whoops.
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You know, actually,
I'm not that hungry.
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I'll get something
on the way to work.
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Psst.
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- That was perfect.
- Yeah.
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You don't think we went too far,
do you?
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Not yet.
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FRASIER:
Daphne!
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Daphne!
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Daphne! Da...
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Dr. Winston.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Yes. Good morning.
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How did this...?
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- How did you sleep?
MARTIN: Oh.
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Like a couple of logs.
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More like two baby kittens
curled up in a tight, fuzzy ball.
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[LAUGHING]
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God, you're cute.
Isn't she, Frasier?
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- Oh, dear, I should probably go.
- Oh...
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- Bye, sweetie.
- Bye, sweetheart.
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Bye, Frasier.
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Goodbye.
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Nice to see you.
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What the hell's going on?
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What does it look like?
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Dad, are you crazy?
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She's a Winston.
She's probably just leading you on
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so she can break your heart.
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That's exactly the kind of thing
Cam would do to hurt me.
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Boy, you know, I finally find a woman
I like and who seems to like me,
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and all you can think about
is your stupid feud.
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I'm just a little surprised. I didn't realise
things were going so fast.
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Well, then it's a good thing
you found out,
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because things could get
more serious. A lot more serious.
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What does that mean?
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Well, let's just say
I wouldn't mind having a stepson.
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Dad, now you're just provoking me,
aren't you?
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Dad?
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Dad?
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Are you?
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Good morning, Dr. Crane.
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There you are.
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What is the meaning of this?
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Where is his mate?
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I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're talking about.
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My favourite pair of socks
reduced to a single argyle.
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Nor is this the only example.
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The keen observer yesterday
would have noticed
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that I left the apartment
wearing two shades of black.
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Explanation, please.
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I'm sorry, Dr. Crane.
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I'm forced
to do the laundry downstairs,
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and I guess your socks are just
too tempting to the neighbours.
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Of course, you're welcome to go
down there yourself and stand guard.
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I see.
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And if we had our own
washer-dryer,
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there would be
no more lost socks.
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I will not be strong-armed
by threats against my laundry.
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Suit yourself.
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I'm off to do a load of your pinks.
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- I don't have any pinks.
- You will.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
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ROZ: Are you okay?
FRASIER: I'm fine.
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You seem like you've been
in a lousy mood lately.
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It's just that they put
soymilk in my latte.
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I don't like soymilk.
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If it doesn't come from a teat
or an udder, it isn't milk.
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Oh, terrific.
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Here comes Niles on his fabulous
showing-up-Frasier contraption.
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All he wants is attention,
so don't give him any.
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[GASPS]
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Greetings, foot people.
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How are things
back in the twentieth century?
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- Wow, that looks like fun.
- Fun? I suppose it is.
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I never really thought about it.
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You see, the Segway
is more of a productivity tool.
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- Yeah, do you think I could...?
- No, go away.
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Not the only tool.
245
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,600
Uh... Oh, I haven't ordered yet.
246
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,800
It's on the house.
We love the machine.
247
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,100
NILES:
That is so nice.
248
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,200
You know,
I think I've seen just about enough.
249
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,400
Free food and drink just because
you've shown them something new.
250
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:42,100
I tell you what, let's all paint our
bottoms and run to the sandwich shop.
251
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:46,700
My, my. Feelings of inadequacy.
Typical reaction from the unwheeled.
252
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,400
I'll make a note
of your grumpiness.
253
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,500
If I'm grumpy,
it's because of Cam Winston.
254
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,000
Do you realise that Dad
and Cam's mother are dating?
255
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,000
Yes, I do, and I think it's great.
256
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,900
Honestly, Frasier,
you have to loosen up.
257
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:03,600
Openness to new ideas
is the hallmark of our new century.
258
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,800
- Don't you hope he gets hit by a car?
- Mm.
259
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,100
Excuse me. Can I please
get another cup of coffee?
260
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,700
No soymilk this time.
261
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,400
So that's what's bugging you.
262
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,200
- Your dad has a new girlfriend.
- Hmm?
263
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,900
No, I'm just afraid
he's gonna get hurt.
264
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,900
No, you're afraid
you have to be nice to Cam.
265
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,400
I am nice. Cam's insufferable.
266
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,900
Okay, fine. Whatever.
Here's what I'd do.
267
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,000
Be the first one to make peace.
268
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,800
Then you'll be the bigger man
to your dad and to his girlfriend,
269
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,800
and it'll drive Cam nuts.
270
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,300
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
271
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,100
That's good, Roz.
272
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,900
Seize the high ground.
273
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,300
You know, I'll offer Cam an apology
and he'll be trumped.
274
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,600
[FRASIER CHUCKLING]
275
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,400
Hello.
276
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,400
Cam.
277
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,700
I was just about to call you.
278
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,300
A truce, you say?
279
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,500
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
280
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,800
You're break... Up.
281
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,300
I'm afraid my ba... Is low on pow...
282
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:15,200
Son of a bitch
is trying to steal my high ground.
283
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,000
Hello, Crane.
Glad you could make it, I guess.
284
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,100
Spare me your honey-glazed
pleasantries, Cam.
285
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,700
I am here to roll up my sleeves
and end our feud.
286
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,300
As am I. That's why I called you.
287
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:34,300
Just for the record,
it was my idea to apologise first.
288
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,700
Well, that seems appropriate,
289
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:39,100
since you're the one who shut off
the water and ruined my clothes.
290
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,400
That, sir, is a fraction of the story.
291
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,200
Since you moved
into this building,
292
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,900
you have encroached upon
my parking space,
293
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,300
you have undermined my position
with the condo board,
294
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,100
and you killed
a magnificent Virginia creeper.
295
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,400
Which you gleefully encouraged
to climb the balcony
296
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:55,200
and choke my dangling ivy.
297
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,600
I thought it was marijuana.
298
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,500
Dangling ivy
looks nothing like marijuana.
299
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,900
Well, I'm sure I wouldn't know.
300
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,200
This is getting us nowhere, Crane.
301
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,600
Agreed. Agreed.
302
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,400
I guess we'll never really see
eye to eye,
303
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:20,600
but I am resolved to put aside our
differences for the sake of our parents.
304
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,500
For the sake of our parents.
305
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,800
Where are they anyway?
306
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,400
Downstairs watching Court TV.
307
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,900
Ah. It's all about romance
with you Cranes, isn't it?
308
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,400
Now, you see, there you go again.
309
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,600
I lower my guard,
you slap me in the face.
310
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,700
All right, I apologise.
311
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:43,500
And as a token of my sincerity,
I pledge to pay for whatever damage
312
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,100
my washer-dryer
may have caused.
313
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,300
Well done.
314
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,300
And in the same spirit
of hatchet burying,
315
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:58,600
I agree to pay
for your ruined clothes. Cheers.
316
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,600
Yeah.
317
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,000
Since things seem to be off
on such a good foot,
318
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:13,500
perhaps now is the time
to discuss the mailbox situation.
319
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,500
You wanna switch, don't you?
320
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,300
As a tall man, I dislike
having to stoop for my mail.
321
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,700
Indeed.
322
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,000
Well, I would prefer
to set aside that explosive issue
323
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,800
until we're sure
the truce will hold.
324
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,800
I see.
325
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,700
Fair enough.
326
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,800
Unless you're willing to agree on some
sort of noise-abatement framework.
327
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,700
You see, you have
a unique sliding gait, Cam.
328
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,900
When you wear your heeled boots,
the resultant:
329
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,600
Shh, clop, shh, clop, shh clop,
330
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,600
well, it just sounds like
a dancing pony in my apartment.
331
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,000
Perhaps we should get some paper
so we can write all this down.
332
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,600
Fine. I will arrange an introduction
to my sweater weaver.
333
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,100
Good. Thank you.
334
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:03,300
But then I must insist
on the formula to your bath blend.
335
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,400
I think we were closer
on an earlier draft.
336
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,900
Concur.
337
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,100
- Hey, Niles.
- Mm-hm.
338
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,800
That Truffaut film you like
is playing down at the LaSalle.
339
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,200
Oh, sounds tempting.
340
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:31,200
Oh, but the people behind me
wouldn't be able to see.
341
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,200
I guess we'll stay in then.
342
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,200
I'm going to go take a bath.
343
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:41,800
It's too bad you have to stay on that.
I could use a third and a fourth hand.
344
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:46,600
NILES:
Oh... Uh... Uh...
345
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:50,300
Wait, wait, Daphne, Daphne, Daphne,
there we go.
346
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,700
Coming. You wait there.
I'll light the candles.
347
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,100
So long, sucker. Ha!
348
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,600
NILES: Daphne, what are you doing?
- Whoo!
349
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:03,400
Hold the door. Whoo-hoo!
350
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,500
Whoa! Ho! Whoo!
351
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,200
MARTIN: Hey, boys.
- Have you two been fighting?
352
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,600
FRASIER:
On the contrary.
353
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,200
Cam and I
are here to announce
354
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,800
the cessation
of all hostilities between us.
355
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,600
We are officially friends.
356
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,800
- As defined by the treaty.
- Ah.
357
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,600
Well, that means a lot to us.
358
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:30,700
Oh, I think it's safe to say that we've
entered a whole new era of cooper...
359
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,900
Did you get that
at Mueller's Antiques?
360
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,900
Yes, as a matter of fact I did.
It represents a great triumph for me.
361
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,600
I snatched it from under the nose
of a collector who had actually put a...
362
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,600
You were saying it's a new era
of cooperation. How wonderful.
363
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,200
You should celebrate.
364
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,100
The two of you
should go to the symphony tonight.
365
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,300
Uh, but I thought
you and I were going.
366
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,700
I'm going to stay here with Martin.
367
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:59,600
- Well, I suppose.
- Well, then you'd better hurry.
368
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,800
Cam likes to preorder
his intermission cocktail.
369
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,800
Oh. You mean you don't have
a standing order?
370
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,100
Well, we'd better hurry then.
We'll take my car.
371
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,400
I've seen you drive.
We'll take mine.
372
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,400
What, your Humvee? I think not.
373
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,300
Not in front of the parents, Crane.
374
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:18,300
DAPHNE: Whoo-hoo!
NILES: Daphne, Daphne, Daphne.
375
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,400
I can't believe they're gonna
spend the whole evening together.
376
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:28,400
Oh, I know. If they get through it alive,
we should probably tell them the truth.
377
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,400
Yeah.
378
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:34,400
Too bad. It was fun
being your boyfriend for a few days.
379
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,500
- It was.
- Ha-ha-ha.
380
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:39,800
Still, all good things
must come to an end.
381
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,100
But who knows when?
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