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Guys, can we do something besides cruise?
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That's the third time tonight
we've driven by that house.
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You know what we could do.
We could go skinny dipping.
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Naked!
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That's the way God intended.
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No way.
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- Why not? It'd be fun.
- Sure, it's fun for you guys...
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'cause you get to look at us
and that's a treat.
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But we just get to look at you.
And that's nasty.
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So, you don't want to do it?
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- I don't care, I'll do it.
- You... Okay, I'm in.
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Naked is dirty.
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Dirty, dirty, dirty,dirty, dirty, dirty
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Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty
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Dirty, dirty, dirty
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This was such a good idea, Michael.
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This was so much fun.
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Wait, except for the part
where our clothes got stolen, you idiot.
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By the way, Fez, nice tattoo, man.
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Thank you.
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It's the Blessed Virgin of Yorba Linda.
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- Do you want to see her dance?
- No!
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Look, guys, we need a plan.
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I'm not driving up to the house
with a car full of naked people.
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Red hates you guys when you're dressed.
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We can go to my house.
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Yeah, your mom's
used to having naked guys around.
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She's not even home, you moron.
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Put on the top 40.
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Sit down, Fez! I see London, I see Besticle.
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What do you want me to do about it?
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I don't know. Tuck it in.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Pork chops?
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I thought we agreed to stick to a budget.
Pork chops aren't cheap.
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You know, on the way to the market
I tried to run over a cat.
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But they are just so darn speedy.
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Kitty.
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The plant's gonna be closing soon.
I mean, we have to watch our money.
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Maybe I could put you on the sugar diet.
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- That'd save money.
- Sugar diet?
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Sweet?
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See, that's perfect.
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Give me another spoonful.
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Tasty and cheap.
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Now, when I say cheap...
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I mean, you know, not...
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Shut up.
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So, this is your home.
Yep.
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This explains a lot of your behavior.
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Come on, man, this place is great.
It's better than Forman's basement.
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That's a color TV,
I just got new vice grips...
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so now we can watch
any channel we want.
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Hyde, your mom
really just ran off with some trucker?
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No, Forman, I made it up
because it sounds so classy.
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Why would she just run off
with some trucker?
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It's springtime. Love is in the air, man.
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Right, and she just left you here alone?
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Look, I realize this is hard
for you to get your head around, Opie...
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but you're failing to see the upside here.
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We've got food, we've got beer,
we have zero adult supervision.
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Welcome to Camp Naughty-Bad-Fun.
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Jackie, you couldn't find anything?
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Okay, no offense, Hyde, but all
your mother's clothes are whorey.
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What?
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But they look great on you, Donna.
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Thanks, Jackie.
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Michael, can you please take me home?
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Look, I think I caught something
at the reservoir.
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Like an eel?
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Not that, you idiot. I think I'm sick.
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I caught an eel.
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But, Midge...
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why do you have to have your Woman
Warrior meetings here every week?
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Because none of the other
feminists' husbands will let them.
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Boy, those bastards.
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I know.
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Bob, these meetings
have really opened my eyes.
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For example, the English language
is so oppressive to women.
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I mean, why is it "mailman"
and not "mailwoman"?
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Why do they even call the mail "mail"?
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Why not call it "femail"?
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Yes! You see, Bob, now you're thinking.
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No, I'm not. I'm just being
funny, because it's stupid.
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Okay, then that's why
you're part of the problem.
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My wife is a maniac.
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I'm sorry, a womaniac.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't know anyone else was in here.
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- You must be Midge's husband.
- I guess.
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She's a real gung-ho Woman Warrior.
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- You must be very proud.
- I guess.
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Call me old fashioned...
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but when I see you
sitting there eating a sandwich...
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it makes me darn tooting mad.
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I mean, I think a married man
who provides for his family...
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deserves to come home
to a hot meal. Don't you?
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You're neat.
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Eric. I thought I told you
to wash up for dinner.
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I know it's difficult to hear
with your head up your ass.
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Get a move on.
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Red.
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You need to relax.
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Anger is bad for the soul.
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- It's Fez, right?
- Yes.
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- Get out!
- Okey-dokey.
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- Come on. Wash up.
- Dad can I talk to you for a sec?
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Do you think
that Hyde could stay for dinner?
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Eric, again?
I can't afford to feed your friends.
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I can't even afford to feed you,
but the law requires me to.
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Look, his mom's out of town.
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All right.
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But you have to fill up on bread.
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And the two of you
are splitting a pork chop.
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- Thanks, man.
- No problem.
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So, you do know you're not getting
any of that pork chop, right?
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Is that so?
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Michael, go away. I'm sick.
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I don't have any makeup on,
my hair is a mess, and I look hideous.
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Jackie, come on.
I don't care what you look like.
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I just want to see you.
Why?
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Because you're my girlfriend.
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And I got you a present.
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Oh.
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Michael, that is so sweet.
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It's the sweetest thing ever.
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Let me hold it.
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Thank you, lover.
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Mom.
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Yeah, I couldn't help but notice
that you're not home yet.
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Is that right?
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Okay, great, yeah.
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No, no, no. You know...
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whatever makes you happy.
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Hey, Forman.
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Hi.
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Come on in, make yourself at home.
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I'm out of beer, but if you
want, you can break something.
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Actually, I had my eye on the phone, so...
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What's that?
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It's crackers with ketchup on top for...
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you know, for zest.
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Okay, well I'm just gonna guess...
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that Edna's not coming back.
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No, man,
she's just been delayed a little bit.
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Okay.
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- Okay. Didn't there used to be a TV there?
- Yeah. I pawned it.
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You pawned your mom's TV?
Hyde, she's not coming back.
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Okay, she's not coming back, all right?
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So what're you gonna do?
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Sell the house.
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You rent.
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I guess I'm in more trouble than I thought.
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No, Hyde. No, Hyde, I'm serious here.
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- You need help, my friend.
- No, Forman, you would need help.
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I'll be fine.
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Cool. I brought you this sandwich.
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Fine, I'll take your sandwich.
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After this, no more help.
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Hyde's mom is gone
and he is going downhill.
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I mean, he's sitting over there in
the dark, eating ketchup off crackers.
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I ate gum off a parking meter once.
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But it was on a dare. I made $1.
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Man, there's some suckers out there.
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Crackers and ketchup are "K" words.
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Which makes them naturally funny.
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My God.
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I can feel, like,
all the molecules in my body.
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I'm gonna count them. One...
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two...
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three...
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You guys disgust me.
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Doesn't anyone care about Hyde?
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My God, run, Scooby. Now. Run.
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You know what's freaking me out?
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I saw Jackie sick, without makeup.
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And it was
the freakiest thing I've ever seen...
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in my entire, entire life.
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Including the class trip
to the sausage factory.
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Ay.
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If I never see the inside of another cow,
it will be too soon.
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Jerky?
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...eighteen...
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nineteen...
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I have the biggest hands in the world!
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Damn it! One, two...
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So his mom's gone
and I know he doesn't want any help...
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but the Donner Party didn't get any
help, and then they ate each other so...
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Hey, don't bogart that jerky.
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Yeah, no parents would be cool.
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Like the Lord of the Flies.
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Kelso, did you ever finish Lord of the Flies?
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No.
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So?
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Nothing.
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Look, what are we going to do about
Hyde? I think we should tell someone.
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What am I gonna do about Jackie?
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I can't even look at her.
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She's unpleasant when she's healthy, so
I can only imagine how she looks like.
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Kelso...
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Jackie's my friend...
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and you're shallow...
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and pathetic.
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And you know what else?
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My hands are huge!
They're like boxing gloves.
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I am the greatest!
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Okay, champ, whatever you say...
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- Hello, Bob.
- Hi, Bob.
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Sharon.
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Bologna?
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Bob, what are you doing?
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Nothing. We were just talking.
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These Jordan almonds
are for the feminists.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Come on, Sharon,
I saved you a seat on the ottoman.
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I mean, "ottowoman."
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I'm sick of bologna.
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I want a new sandwich.
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Eric, I'm sure she's not
abandoning Steven, she's his mother.
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Mom, her exact words were
"I know I'm your mother...
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"but I'm abandoning you, Steven."
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That doesn't sound very good.
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No, sirree. Red?
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Look, Eric.
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You know I'd love to help Steven.
I'm a giver.
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But you can't squeeze blood
from a stone, son.
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You know, we could just pop over there...
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just to check up on him.
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No, I'm not going over there.
That's final. I am not Santa Claus.
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Thank God you're not Santa Claus, Red.
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You scare the hell out of children.
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Go away, Michael.
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Jackie, please?
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I really need to talk to you.
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I want to apologize...
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for screaming
when I looked at you the other day.
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It's just...
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you looked really gross.
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But I've been doing a lot of thinking,
and I realized something.
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I realized
that just because you look bad now...
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that doesn't mean
you're gonna look bad forever.
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I mean, I just saw your mom downstairs...
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and even though she's pretty old,
she's really hot.
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And that gives me hope for the future.
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Oh, Michael.
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Let me finish.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is...
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that I realized that this whole mess...
255
00:16:44,955 --> 00:16:47,151
that's just a temporary thing.
256
00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:51,427
But physical beauty, that lasts forever.
257
00:16:54,203 --> 00:16:56,935
That is so true.
258
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Later, baby. Later.
259
00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:04,779
Right.
260
00:17:05,488 --> 00:17:08,550
And I tell them
I can sell them the cheaper one...
261
00:17:08,626 --> 00:17:11,825
but it'll wind up costing them more
in the long run.
262
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:16,798
Which is a mathematical impossibility,
but they buy it anyway.
263
00:17:18,476 --> 00:17:21,311
I just love a man
who's passionate about his work.
264
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,478
Come here.
265
00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:26,350
You've got a little something right there.
266
00:17:27,891 --> 00:17:29,689
Oh, Donna, this is Sharon.
267
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,254
She's part of your mom's feminist
group. She hates men, too.
268
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:36,096
I should be getting back to the meeting.
269
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:46,487
Why are you all dressed up?
270
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,754
I'm not dressed up.
This is California casual.
271
00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:54,292
There's nothing going on here.
272
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,030
Everything is fine
between your mother and me.
273
00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:01,633
Okay.
274
00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:04,976
Look, Donna,
can't a man have a conversation...
275
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:08,317
with an attentive woman
without getting the third degree?
276
00:18:10,492 --> 00:18:11,790
Sure, Dad.
277
00:18:12,662 --> 00:18:15,633
All right, apology accepted.
278
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,071
Now, be a good girl and sneak in there...
279
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,336
and get Daddy
some of those Jordan almonds.
280
00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:25,371
No, Dad, those are for the feminists.
281
00:18:26,451 --> 00:18:28,716
God. They got to her, too.
282
00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:33,489
You...
283
00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:36,496
You need a coffee table.
284
00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:40,505
Yeah, that would really
pull the room together.
285
00:18:44,212 --> 00:18:45,703
Steven, I was gonna...
286
00:18:45,781 --> 00:18:49,344
clean your kitchen for you, but frankly...
287
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:51,387
I'm afraid.
288
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,557
Well, it looks like he's got
everything under control.
289
00:18:54,629 --> 00:18:56,861
Kitty, I'll be in the car.
Red.
290
00:18:57,533 --> 00:19:00,026
Steven, why don't you go
and gather some clothes...
291
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:02,973
and I'll do a load of wash for you
at our house.
292
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,335
Cool.
293
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,920
We can't let him live like this.
294
00:19:16,163 --> 00:19:18,258
Kitty, he'll be fine.
295
00:19:18,668 --> 00:19:22,936
I mean, compared to Korea,
this place is Shangri-la...
296
00:19:23,007 --> 00:19:24,806
wrapped in happy-fun candy.
297
00:19:27,381 --> 00:19:30,443
Look, you know I'd like to help him.
298
00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:33,587
We don't have the money.
299
00:19:39,768 --> 00:19:44,571
- I suppose we could call social services.
- Yeah, see, now that's sensible.
300
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,406
- Yeah, they'll know what to do.
- Yes.
301
00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:49,574
I mean, after all, they take
thousands of cases every year.
302
00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:54,918
So many, in fact, that they have to
house them in gymnasiums.
303
00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:57,852
Kitty!
With no heat.
304
00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:01,593
Damn it!
305
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:02,728
I am tired of being...
306
00:20:02,804 --> 00:20:04,170
Santa Claus!
307
00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:07,677
Steven, you get your...
308
00:20:07,746 --> 00:20:08,771
together...
309
00:20:08,848 --> 00:20:10,111
and you get your ass in the...
310
00:20:10,183 --> 00:20:11,377
damn car!
311
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,118
We're going!
312
00:20:14,723 --> 00:20:15,691
Now...
313
00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:17,352
damn it!
314
00:20:17,628 --> 00:20:18,823
Move it!
315
00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:21,222
Okay.
316
00:20:33,954 --> 00:20:36,355
You are just the sweetest man alive.
317
00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:58,623
You know, Red really yelled at me, Forman.
318
00:20:59,695 --> 00:21:01,722
Yeah, get used to that.
319
00:21:05,638 --> 00:21:07,163
This blows, man.
320
00:21:07,408 --> 00:21:10,345
When I was living at home,
I didn't have to answer to anybody.
321
00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:12,279
I made my own rules.
322
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,086
You screwed me, Forman.
323
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,853
I told you this was none of your business.
324
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:23,263
Steven. Eric.
325
00:21:24,168 --> 00:21:26,034
Here's your cocoa.
326
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,433
Thanks, Mrs. Forman.
327
00:21:32,047 --> 00:21:33,447
Thanks, Mom.
328
00:21:37,022 --> 00:21:39,389
You're lucky I don't kick your ass.
329
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:47,196
Are you gonna eat your cookies?
330
00:22:02,398 --> 00:22:06,336
- That's it. I gotta get a tattoo.
- Please don't.
331
00:22:07,773 --> 00:22:09,207
That's incredible.
332
00:22:11,278 --> 00:22:13,008
But disgusting.
333
00:22:15,753 --> 00:22:18,621
That, that's incredible and disgusting.
334
00:22:19,892 --> 00:22:22,886
- Do you want to see her pick up a dime?
- No!
335
00:22:22,964 --> 00:22:25,297
- How about a quarter?
- No!
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