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Here, Bernice,
I made you a plate of leftovers.
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Thank you. That reminds me, Red,
my garbage disposal is still broken.
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Just as long as you enjoy it.
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Listen, I've got an idea.
Let's eat out next Sunday.
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That way everybody
can get something they like.
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Okay, Grandma, time to get you home.
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Eric, you gotta warm that car up
for at least 10 minutes.
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He's a good boy.
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It's just a shame
he doesn't have a better home life.
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You know, Kitty, when I was
raising children, the right way...
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That's warm enough.
But you just said...
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Show me tail lights.
Let's roll, grandma.
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Turn off that beatnik music.
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Watch the road.
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You don't like it when I come to visit.
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- Yes, I do. I really do.
- You're a filthy liar.
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You didn't learn to lie from my Red.
That came from your mother.
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See, Grandma,
that's the problem right there, okay?
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Every time you come to my house...
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you spend the whole day
criticizing my mom.
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- I tell it like it is.
- Okay, Grandma, then here's how it is.
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You're very nasty.
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And I don't see why
you have to be so hateful.
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I don't think being nice
for a whole day would kill you.
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Grandma?
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Grandma?
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Oh, God.
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What's going on?
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Just shooting some hoops.
I'll get it.
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Eric, what's your grandma doing
sleeping in the car?
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She's not sleeping. She's dead.
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No, really. She's dead.
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What?
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What are you talking about, she's dead?
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I was driving her home and then
I yelled at her and then she died.
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- She died? What did Red say?
- I'm not telling Red.
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Eric, I don't mean to criticize,
but are you insane?
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You need to do something.
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Eric, I just gotta get
my eight-track out of the car.
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Kelso!
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Grandma Forman,
can you just move your leg there?
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Kelso, she's dead.
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My God!
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My God!
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Eric, you're in shock.
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You have to go inside
and tell Red, right now.
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Wait, will you do it?
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Right now.
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I forgot the Tupperware.
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She sent back the leftovers.
This is so typical of your grandmother.
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Why do I even put up with her?
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Mom, I think you might be coming down
a little hard on Grandma this time.
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You know what?
She is just an evil, horrible little woman.
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- What did she say about me this time?
- Not much.
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So, did you get your Grandma home, okay?
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You know, the strangest thing happened.
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Okay, now here's the part where I get lost.
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- How did she hit the sidewalk?
- I opened the door for her.
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What the hell was going through
your head when you did that?
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Just yell at him, Red.
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I'm sure that his grandmother dying
hasn't upset him enough.
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Eric, take your mother in the house.
She's hysterical.
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Yes, sir. And I have to tell you, sir,
when we were driving...
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I said to Grandma...
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Eric, this is no time to get upset.
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When is the right time?
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I'll handle this, Eric,
you just take your mother in the house.
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Mom.
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This is a terrible loss.
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Mom, didn't you just say that she was evil?
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I never said any such thing.
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Okay.
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Sweetie, I am so glad you're here.
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Yeah, I had a final this week.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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No, this couldn't have come
at a better time.
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I was really unprepared.
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But I miss Grandma.
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I know, honey. We all do.
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Mom, what is with all this food?
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You know, busy hands are happy hands.
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Say, would you like
a cup of chili with your waffles?
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I don't know. Sure.
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So, how did your brother take the news?
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You know Marty.
He was talking about his feelings...
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and then he started bawling,
so I hung up on him.
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I'm not paying long distance rates
to listen to that crap.
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Uncle Marty is so in touch
with his feelings.
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- It's like he's completely self-actualized.
- He's a dumb ass.
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Now, Red, honey...
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I don't think that
you're really mad at Marty...
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I think you are just going through...
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one of the five stages
of dealing with death.
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What are you talking about?
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There are five stages:
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denial, anger, bargaining,
depression, acceptance.
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Kitty, I've got two stages:
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anger and drinking.
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I don't care
what you said to your grandmother...
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you did not kill her.
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I did, Donna. I killed her.
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She was old
and the shock of her grandson...
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telling her that she was nasty killed her.
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- Have you talked to Red about this?
- I'm not talking to my dad about this.
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Do you remember how angry he got
when I didn't rake the yard?
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And this is, like, twice as bad.
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I don't really
want to talk about this anymore.
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Eric, you need to talk about this.
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Donna, we don't talk
about things in the Forman family.
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It's not like your house,
where every time you have a "feeling"...
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your dad gives you
a big hug and a gold star.
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- I'm just trying to help you here.
- I don't...
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Talking isn't gonna help me, okay?
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What's gonna help me is, like, drinking.
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Now you're just being stupid.
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- Forman, let's go get wasted.
- Great.
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See? Hyde's a real friend.
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He's gonna help me get through
my grandma's death.
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Your grandma's dead?
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Man...
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let's go get wasted.
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As fellow human beings, not brothers...
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human beings, how do you feel?
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I got away from this family.
I'm not afraid of my feelings.
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I am.
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Okay, now, who would like a Monte Cristo?
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Kitty, groovy sandwiches.
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- No red meat, right?
- No. Just ham.
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You know, Marty,
we really should talk about Ma's funeral.
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No. Don't worry. It's on me.
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It's not a round of beers.
We'll split the cost.
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Sweet Red.
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So generous.
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Even when you're low on funds.
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I just want what's best for Mom.
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Yeah, Marty, that's what we all want.
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It's just that when I feel bad...
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I don't cry like a little girl.
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Waitress!
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Waitress!
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Forman, relax, okay?
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Hi. We're gonna need
a pitcher and four glasses, please.
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I'm gonna need to see some ID.
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Of course. I have mine right here...
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but the rest of the fellas
left theirs back at the military base.
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Yeah.
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Gotcha.
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So, you're in the military.
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- What base are you from?
- It's a secret military base.
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I'm Charlotte,
and this is my sister, Charlene.
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Hi, I'm Ted.
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Sgt. Shaft.
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You can call me Honcho.
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I am Eric Forman.
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Sally, put that on our tab.
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And bring everybody a round of shots.
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- What is going on?
- They're picking us up.
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No!
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- No, it's a good thing.
- Okay.
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Excuse me, fellas,
but we need to talk to the ladies.
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- Yeah, these ladies are with us, okay?
- They came here with us, okay?
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- Great.
- Get lost.
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They are trying to pick us up.
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I think you've had
quite enough firewater there, chief.
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You mess with Eric Forman
and you mess with me.
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Are you looking for trouble?
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Yes.
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I'm looking for trouble.
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Anybody else?
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There's three of us, so yeah.
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So, where were we?
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Yes. You were picking me up.
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Now, where is Eric?
It's 2:00 a. m. I'm worried sick.
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Eric is acting out.
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He doesn't have the emotional tools
to deal with this tragedy.
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You're an emotional tool, Marty.
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Now, who would like lemon bundt cake?
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Where the hell have you been?
I went to a bar.
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Eric, have you been drinking?
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- No. I've been fighting.
- My lord.
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Eric, it's okay.
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- Just let the feelings out.
- Put them back in there, Eric.
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- You know, when a father and son...
- Marty, you are this close to a headlock.
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Goodnight.
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Eric, just because
there has been a tragedy in the family...
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it's no reason to act crazy.
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My son getting in a bar fight...
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like some kind of bar-fighter.
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Kitty, stop cooking...
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and go to bed.
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Okay, all right.
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When the timer goes off...
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one of you
better take that roast out of the oven...
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or there will be hell to pay.
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Sit down, Eric.
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Don't drink that, put it on your eye.
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Come on, I'm kidding.
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So, this is beer.
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And as much as we all miss Bernice...
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we must remember
that she is now in a far better place.
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You don't have to die
to get to a better place, man.
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- Just drive 50 miles in any direction.
- Shut up.
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Are you okay?
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I don't know, Michael.
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It's just that death is so unexpected.
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And we are such fragile beings...
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never knowing when
the flame of our lives...
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will be blown out by the wind of death.
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What?
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I am so turned on, aren't you?
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- Okay.
- Let's go.
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- Car?
- Coat room.
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Better.
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I know we had our differences.
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I married Red...
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and you hated me.
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Just try to be nicer to God.
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Life is so complicated.
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You get old and die.
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Thank God I'm still young and hot.
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Man, I can't believethey're just gonna throw that ring away.
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No. I can't.
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My God, there is a body in here.
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Well, Ma...
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Sorry, those should be closed.
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Hey. God, you got a black eye.
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It looks pretty hot.
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- You should see the other guy.
- Did you really lay him out?
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No, I mean, he was huge.
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I mean, you should have seen him.
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The fact that I even took the punch
is a testament to how tough I really am.
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Sorry.
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Look, Donna, I'm sorry...
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about the other night.
I was acting crazy and...
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I'm completely over it now.
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I mean, you can't dwell on these things.
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- So you had a heart-to-heart with Red?
- Hell, no.
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- So you're still just suppressing everything.
- Sure beats dealing with it now, right?
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Yeah.
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Hug?
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I'm really sorry your mom died.
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It's, like, sad and stuff.
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Hey.
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Pretty great funeral.
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Red, I'm sorry about your mom, man.
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And I'm sorry Kelso's an idiot.
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Mr. Red, always remember...
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a mother's goodness
is carried down forever by her sons.
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Have you met my sister, Marty?
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What's all this stuff?
Cameras.
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My dad was an amateur photographer.
Had his own darkroom.
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Really?
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Forman, you have any naked pictures
of your grandma?
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No!
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You do now.
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My old train set.
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Your train set?
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That was our train set.
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Really, it should have been mine.
You never played with it, right?
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Red...
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do you want to keep the trains?
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- If you don't want them.
- It's not about me.
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It's about what you want. Make an
honest declaration of your needs.
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Would you cut the crap?
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Just say to me, "Marty, I want the trains."
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Marty...
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I'd be glad to hang on to them for you.
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- Are you asking me for them?
- No!
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Fine. Then I'll keep them.
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Fine. Go ahead and keep them.
I don't want the damn things.
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Kitty, you go in there...
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and tell that bastard to give me my trains.
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Red, it's your problem.
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I gotta make a pie.
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Now see.
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- Marty left you the trains.
- Yeah, he did.
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And he even set it up right.
See, the stations are all spread out.
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Five stops, five times the fun.
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But if he thinks
he's playing with them when he visits...
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he's got another think coming.
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Now, Red,
you have to share with your brother.
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I don't wanna.
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Okay.
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I am gonna go make a coffee cake.
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Dad, nice trains.
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Yeah.
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You know, I can't believe...
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that your grandma
held on to them all these years.
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I thought she'd thrown them away.
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- Yeah, she was a good egg, Grandma.
- Yes, she was.
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You know, when I was a little boy,
I hated peaches and Mom knew that.
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So whenever she made a peach pie...
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she'd make a little blueberry pie.
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Special, just for me.
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You know,
she was the first one to call me Red.
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And the last time I saw her...
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I didn't...
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I didn't say, I love you...
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I didn't even say good bye.
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I said, "Show me the tail lights."
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Dad...
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the last thing I said to her was:
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"It wouldn't kill you to be nice."
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But I think it did, because she died.
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That could only happen to you, son.
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It's okay.
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I know.
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What's the matter, Kitty?
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I'm all out of eggs...
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and flour.
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Come here.
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Eric, come here.
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Do you think these diamonds are real?
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Family moment. I'll leave you three alone.
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I'm just gonna wait over here.
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I'm really sorry that our last
conversation didn't go so smooth.
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But look, that is not
how I feel about you at all.
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Then why did you kill me, Eric?
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I'll never forgive you.
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What the hell are you doing out here?
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Freezing my nads off for a joke, man.
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