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All right, this is no sweat.
If we leave right after school...
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we should make it to
Jackie's ski cabin by, like, 6:00.
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Man, I can't wait.
A trip to my favorite place.
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Anywhere but here.
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And I'm betting that
Alpine Valley is gonna give the kid...
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many make-out opportunities
with Donna this weekend.
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- The kid is in.
- What's with the whole "kid" thing?
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It's cool.
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It's not cool?
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Not cool. Dorky.
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Guess who made out with
Pam Macy behind the gym?
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Everyone.
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No!
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Me!
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Kelso, a lot of people
hang out behind the gym.
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Yeah, that's what's so great about it.
Everybody saw it!
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That's great, man.
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Yeah. Because now everybody
can tell Jackie, you moron.
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Then she's gonna dump you
and we won't be able to go up...
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- to her ski cabin.
- She's never gonna find out.
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You are a dog, Michael, a dirty, dirty dog!
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- What did I do?
- You kissed Pam Macy.
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I trusted you, Michael, and now
all my friends are laughing at me.
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I can't even show my face
in the third floor bathroom anymore.
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And that's the cool bathroom.
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- But, I...
- No, Michael. We're through.
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Okay. If that's the way you want it,
we're through.
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And Monday, when we get back
from that ski trip, it's over.
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No, Michael, no.
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You won't be skiing this weekend.
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That's just great, Jackie.
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Cancel the ski trip
and disappoint all our friends.
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No. We are still going.
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They're surely not going without me.
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Right, guys?
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And did I mention
my parents are not coming...
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so it'll be just us?
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So, we'll see you Monday!
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So, Eric's going away for the weekend.
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Whole house to ourselves.
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You know what that means?
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Dinner in front of the TV.
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No.
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You dog.
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Now, Eric,
you're gonna be driving in snow...
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so I'll put together
an emergency roadside kit for you.
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- In case you run into trouble.
- Okay, that'd be great.
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Preparation makes all the
difference, Eric. Take kitty litter.
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I can't tell you how many timeskitty litter got me out of a tight spot.
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I remember one time in the '70s.
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Oh, my God, Eric.
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Oh. It's a road flare.
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A road flare can save your life.
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I said, "A road flare can save your life."
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What? Check. Great. Road flare. Right.
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Okay, now, good. How was school today?
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Okay, you know my PE Teacher,
Coach Wilson?
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He had this crusty stuff
in the corner of his lip.
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So Kelso says to him...
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"Coach, check out that crusty stuff..."
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Last week, the coach...
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Dad?
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Dad, are you even listening?
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Of course I'm listening.
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And you know what I'm hearing?
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You need to buckle down.
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I've told you over and over again
that school is so important.
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What you do now determines...
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Red, that is so good.
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Right there.
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That hasn't been touched in years.
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Donna, man, I brought
my double sleeping bag. You know?
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Great. Can Eric and I borrow it?
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Hyde, watching you fail over and over...
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it is like Charlie Brown and the football.
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Yeah, man, I just don't get it.
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No, because Eric already has it.
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Hey.
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Hey, Kelso.
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Look, I just wanna make sure we're cool.
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'Cause this weekend is, like,
really important for me and Donna.
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So, thanks for understanding.
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Yeah. I understand.
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I understand that
we're not friends anymore.
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Look, man, you brought this on yourself.
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I know I did,
but that's no reason for me to suffer.
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No, that is a great reason for you to suffer.
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- I'm going.
- Fine. Go. See if I care.
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Come on, Eric. Come on, man.
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- Here's your emergency roadside kit.
- Kitty litter?
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Kitty litter. Right.
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Honey, I put some sandwiches
in your duffel bag.
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Now why do you need
such a big bag of oregano?
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Donna's Italian.
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Okay, stay warm.
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Okay, I see what's going on.
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You're not really going skiing.
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This is all just a gag.
You're trying to get me all worked up...
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so you can go, "Just kidding, buddy!"
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Yeah, you got me.
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That's a nice burn.
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It sure is.
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Bye-bye.
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He's not going.
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He'll be back.
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Any second now. He's probably
just going around the block.
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I gotta hand it to him, he got me there.
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That's a major burn.
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Yup.
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There he is. I knew it!
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No, that's not him.
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I have never seen snow before.
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It is so beautiful.
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Do you know what
the best part of this whole trip is?
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That Michael is not here.
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He'd just be sitting here telling me
how cute I look in my fur-trimmed coat.
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I know I look cute.
I don't need him here for that.
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Forman, man,
what's all this crap that Red gave you?
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I don't know.
He's obsessed with kitty litter.
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I think he might be going insane.
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Far out.
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What the hell was that?
I don't know. I guess we hit some ice.
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Great, we're stuck.
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Look, I made my first snowball.
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I love snow so much,
my fingers are numb with joy.
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That's frostbite, Fez.
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How rude.
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I hate your white man's winter.
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Get in the car, Fez.
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Eric, do something.
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Yeah, man, stop goofing around.
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It's freezing.
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This is awful. We're all going to die...
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and I love Michael.
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Shut up!
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Okay, think, Eric, think.
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Why kitty litter?
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Use the gum, Eric.
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Dad? What're you doing here?
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I'm not here. You're imagining me.
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Now who's insane, Mr. Smartmouth?
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I guess I am.
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Use the gum to stick the candle in the can.
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The candle heats the can,which melts the snow behind the tire.
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Then pour on the kitty litter for traction.
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Now you think you can handle that?
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- Yes, sir.
- Good.
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Because you don't want me back out here.
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I may be a figment of your imagination...
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I'm still freezing my ass off.
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Michael, what are you doing down here?
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You know what?
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I think Eric actually went.
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What a jerk.
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Why don't you just go to Jackie's cabin
and talk to him?
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I can't, I don't have a car.
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Besides, Jackie hates me forever
'cause I kissed Pam Macy.
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You know, when Mr. Forman
and I were dating...
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I saw him kissing a girl
in a movie theater once...
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and I forgave him.
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You forgave him for kissing another girl?
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Yes, sir.
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I mean it wasn't so much kissing...
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as it was a groping...
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sloppy, pawing, nibbling nightmare.
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But you forgave him.
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Yeah. I forgave the bastard.
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Cool!
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Okay. Candles, check.
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Chianti, check.
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Fancy nut mix, check.
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And how's my pretty lady?
You are so full of crap.
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Hello there.
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Thanks for stopping.
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Are you going all the way to Alpine Valley?
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I'm going wherever you're going.
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Wow. That's lucky.
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So tell me, did it hurt?
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What?
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When you fell down from heaven.
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No, I'm fine.
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All right, we made it!
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Yeah, just in time.
That storm was getting nasty.
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I am so cold.
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The snow has stolen my manhood.
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There's only one bedroom.
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It was gonna be for Michael and I,
but since our love is...
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Dead...
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you two should take it.
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All right. Want to go check out our room?
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Definitely.
Where are you guys going?
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I thought we were gonna hang the...
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I am freezing.
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The winter in my country is 70 degrees.
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We must hold each other for warmth.
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Stop touching me!
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But I am going to die!
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Okay, Fez, amaretto.
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You know what, man?
This'll warm you right up.
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Take a sip of that.
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Yum, liquid candy.
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Kitty, you're talking about something
that happened over 20 years ago.
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And there you were at the movies,
in front of God and everybody...
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slurping on horse face Lyn Taylor
like she was a Popsicle.
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Kitty...
A big, easy, horse-faced Popsicle.
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Horse face?
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She was a runner-up
in the Miss Wisconsin pageant.
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Which she lost
because she was such a horse face.
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Thanks for the burger.
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And the hat.
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I just like to see that smile.
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You seem kinda down
about your friend Eric.
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Yeah.
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It's just, you know,
he's always been there for me.
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Like when people used to call me dumb...
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he'd say, "He's not as dumb as you think."
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People don't like to talk about it...
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but guy-to-guy relationships
are pretty special, you know?
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They can be the most beautiful thing
in the world.
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I don't know why I do this stuff.
It's just, like...
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I get these urges,
you know, and I can't control them.
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Shoot, I wrote that country song.
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I've been cheated
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Been mistreated
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When will I be loved
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That's probably just Jackie crying.
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Yeah.
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All right, that's too much.
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Can you please go out there
and break that record?
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What's going on?
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"Spy vs. Spy," man,
they kill me.
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No, with her.
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She seems upset or something.
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Okay, look, where's Fez?
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Fez? He killed that
entire bottle of amaretto...
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and then he ran outside,
saying he had to make a snow angel.
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But he was in his underwear.
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Look, you either need to
go get Fez or console Jackie.
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All right, I'll take Donna.
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- Jackie.
- Yeah. Jackie.
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Okay.
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Yeah, okay, I can see you're upset.
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Now, listen, all right?
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If it's any consolation...
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Pam Macy would give it up to anybody.
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What do you know? We're all alone.
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God, Hyde, you can be such a jerk,
you know that?
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- Come on, I'm just goofing around.
- No, you're not.
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Look, I'm up here with Eric. All right?
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- Get it? Not you.
- I know, okay?
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Look, do you think I like hitting
on my best friend's girlfriend?
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I don't.
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But I look at you,
I mean, look at you.
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I can't help it.
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You better.
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It's so clear to me now.
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I can't just go around
using people as my sexual playthings.
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You know what I mean, Gus?
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'Cause people's feelings
are way more important...
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than those sexual urges.
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You're good people, son.
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You, too, man.
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This is where you get off.
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And one more thing. Next time, take
a bus. You're too pretty to hitch.
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Thanks, man.
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Bye, Gus.
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Fez!
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Hey, man.
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- Kelso. You're here.
- Yeah. I got a ride with the nicest guy.
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Listen, I had a lot of time
to think on the way up here.
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And, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I should never have come up here
without you, man.
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I am a winter nymph.
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I love the snow.
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Hooray America!
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Michael!
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You walked all the way here in a
driving snowstorm just to be with me...
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didn't you, Michael?
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And you would never
ever do that for Pam Macy, would you?
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No?
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Lover.
You know it.
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Could one of you guys put his pants on?
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Kitty, this can't just be
about me and Lyn Taylor.
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- What's really bothering you?
- Okay.
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I just want to know why not me?
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Why not you what? I married you.
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Yeah, but when we were dating,
you just sat there.
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You held my hand politely.
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Didn't you think that I might
enjoy a passionate manhandling...
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in a public place?
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I respected you.
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I'm an old-fashioned guy.
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I don't think that you should grope
and maul the one you love.
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Until you get to Florida...
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at the Fontainebleau...
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with the door locked
and a carton of cigarettes.
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Red, our honeymoon.
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Let's go upstairs.
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No. Let's go to the movies.
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Here we are.
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Yep.
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So, I still can't believe...
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that Kelso cheated on Jackie
with Pam Macy.
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I mean, that is just
a seriously uncool move.
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Yeah.
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I mean, to risk everything for...
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Eric, I would never do that to you.
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You can trust me.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
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I would never kiss Pam Macy
behind the gym.
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Never say never, Donna.
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This night turned out okay.
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Pretty romantic.
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Yeah, it's just how I imagined it.
Just you and me...
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I do not feel too good.
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Thank you.
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Okay, maybe it's not just how I imagined.
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Cover your ears,
this part gets pretty gross.
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