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Man, the Grinch has a big butt.
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Yes. Nothing says Christmas
like a big, green Grinch ass.
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Hold the ladder for me.
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So, Eric, what are you doing
Christmas Eve?
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My parents are having the same,
lame Christmas party...
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they have every year. All the adults:
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"Neighbor, is that mistletoe?"
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All right, how does that look?
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- It's great.
- Looks fabulous.
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Guys, the ornaments are up here.
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- Yeah.
- Looks great.
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I just love Christmas.
It's all about good tidings and cheer.
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And shopping.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what Jesus
was going for.
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I give, too.
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Every year, my friends and I
deliver gift baskets...
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to the unfortunate.
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I think you mean less fortunate.
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Okay, whatever. Bums.
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What are you guys doing
watching cartoons?
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Holiday Inn is on.
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Where the treetops glisten
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La, la, la, listen
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Eric, come on, help me get the decorations.
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Sure, Mom.
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You know what my favorite
Christmas gift of all time is?
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Lite Brite.
It's fun making things with Lite Brite.
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It is.
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Man, my favorite gift is cash.
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That way you can buy whatever
you want. Know what I mean, Donna?
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Like, let's just say somebody gave you
$6 and some change, right?
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You know, to buy a present.
What would you get?
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Hyde, it doesn't matter
how much a gift costs...
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as long as it's personal and sentimental.
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You know what's both
personal and sentimental?
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Diamonds.
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We were going through
a box of Christmas decorations...
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and we found the Christmas rat.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So Laurie, seeing anyone special
at college?
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I like to date around.
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Slut!
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Bless you.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Dad, instead of being
at your party this year...
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I was thinking of throwing
a party in the basement.
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I mean, I think I'm old enough.
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Fine.
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Fine?
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Every year he just mopes around here
like it's the end of the world, anyway.
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All right! Thanks, Dad.
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So now who's going to sing
the high parts on...
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The Little Drummer Boy?
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Traditionally it's the man
who can't grow facial hair.
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Dad, one more thing about the party.
I need some money.
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All right, Eric.
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I want you to pick out this year's tree.
And, whatever you don't spend...
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you can use for your party.
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You know how much
I hate haggling with those tree...
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Haggling is part of being an adult.
Here's $40.
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- I want $50.
- Knock it off!
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Pick out a good one.
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Okay, fine. Throw your party.
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But can I at least make you
some punch and cookies?
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- Mom, no.
- Just punch?
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No, Mom.
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You can't have a Christmas party
without punch.
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That's just insanity!
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Merry Christmas.
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You know, Bob, I just want to thank
you again for the job, you know?
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I always need extra help
during the holidays.
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I feel like you're my
second-in-command around here.
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So listen...
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how about you close up for me
on Christmas Eve?
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Why would we be open?
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It's a big night, Red.
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See, picture a guy driving
home from work on Christmas Eve.
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Fa la la la la
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Bob, nobody works on Christmas Eve.
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All of a sudden,
he realizes he forgot to buy a gift!
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Then he passes by the store here,
sees we're the only place open.
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So what does he do?
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He comes in here and buys a fridge.
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So this guy's insane?
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Not my place to judge.
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- So what do you say?
- Fine.
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I knew I could count on you, Red.
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Of course, you'll have to wear
the Santa Claus suit.
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You got me there, Bob.
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No, I'm serious, Red.
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No. You got me there, Bob.
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Forman, man, would you relax?
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This is a good plan.
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We cut down the tree,
keep the $40 for beer.
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Car.
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Where?
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Kelso, "car" means get down.
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Okay, I'm done.
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No, I disagree, Kelso.
See, if you were done...
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the tree would probably be
more horizontal.
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No, I mean I'm done.
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Car!
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All right, cut it yourself.
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Fine, Kelso.
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Do you believe him?
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Hyde, did you have to write your name
in the snow...
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so close to the tree?
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Sorry.
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Now we got $40 for beer.
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You know what else we should do?
Not get any presents.
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No presents.
That way, we got more money for beer.
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Shut up!
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Eric. This is the most beautiful tree
I think we have ever had.
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And it's just... It's so fresh.
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Mrs. Pinciotti?
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Look, I was thinking about
getting a present for...
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this girl. And...
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you know, she's about Donna's age...
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so I was kinda wondering
what Donna likes.
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Perfume. Donna wears White Shoulders.
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It's not just for shoulders,
you can wear it anywhere.
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- Really?
- Sure. Like your neck, or the mall.
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Wow!
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All right. How much does a bottle
of that run?
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About $12.
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What about a bottle of crappy perfume?
What does that run?
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Gosh, I don't know. I'll call Bob's mom.
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You did not get this from a lot. You stole it.
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I haggled.
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With who? Smokey the Bear?
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You stole it.
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I mean, you're one to talk.
You're flunking out of college.
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- How'd you know?
- I didn't.
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Shut up!
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- Shut up.
- You shut up!
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You shut up!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay, now be careful with this one.
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- It's very, very old.
- It looks terrible.
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Laurie, hang that one around
on the back side.
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Okay, Grandma.
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You know, Kitty,
you've got two red ones together.
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So I do. Thank you, Bernice.
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Eric, help me hang
these stupid ornaments.
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I can't. I'm planning a party.
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I don't get it.
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How come the little drummer boy
gets to have a party?
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Because I asked, you stupid sister.
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That's not clever.
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I don't have time to be clever.
I'm planning a party, Miss...
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Dumb girl.
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I'll get it.
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Hi, is Michael here?
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There's no Michael here.
You have the wrong address.
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Michael, I want you to drive
me and my friends around...
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on Christmas Eve.
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Why?
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To distribute gift baskets
to the less fortunate bums.
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Okay, but we better be back
in time for the party.
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Yes. Perhaps you lovely ladies
would like to join us?
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I don't think so.
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We are supposed to be helping
the less fortunate.
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Okay.
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Jackie, come here.
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Why?
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Just come here.
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Hyde, if you want to make out with me,
the answer's probably no.
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Yeah, okay. Look, Jackie...
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I know this girl, right?
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- And I want to get her a Christmas present.
- My God, it's Donna!
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It's not Donna.
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Okay, it's not Donna.
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So how much do you have to spend?
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- $6.
- You don't deserve a girl like Donna for $6.
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- I'm not trying to get Donna.
- Good, 'cause you won't, for $6.
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You know what?
Thanks a lot, never mind, bye-bye.
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We will see you tomorrow, babes.
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- May I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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What the hell are you doing?
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What?
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Buying Donna a gift.
You know Eric likes her.
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I know, man, but, you know,
they're not officially...
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Still, in my country,
I would string you from the tallest tree.
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We're not in your country, Fez.
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Right. So good luck with Donna.
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Remember, every day
is Christmas at Bargain Bob's!
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We're back from the store.
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Kitty, I made a few changes
on your grocery list.
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I don't like your taste in dip.
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No, Laurie.
No, that punch is for Eric's party.
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Here, why don't you take this tonic
out to the bar?
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Make sure we have enough rum and vodka.
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All that rum and vodka.
Kitty, you have a problem.
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- It's for the party, Bernice.
- That's convenient.
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All I know is that...
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my Red didn't start to drink
until he met you.
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And I didn't start to drink until I met you.
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Merry Christmas.
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Okay, Bernice, here,
help me get more of the party supplies.
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Merry Christmas.
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Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum.
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This should probably go here.
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Mistletoe?
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Yeah, it's really more for decoration.
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- Is that a fact, neighbor?
- No.
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Here, Eric,
where do we put the beer?
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Put it in the ice chest.
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Okay, now, here you go.
Punch and cookies, just like I promised.
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- No, Mom! Mom!
- Eric, Mom made it for you.
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The least you could do is drink a lot of it.
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You know, you two...
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you are just the best Christmas present
a mother could have.
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Hello, Laurie.
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Kelso.
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So...
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Cool.
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Merry Christmas.
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Punch.
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- Yeah. Can I pour you some?
- No, thank you.
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But if you would like...
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you can bend over
and put my gifts under the tree.
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Gifts? No, I thought we said no gifts.
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No, Kelso, you said no gifts.
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What's Christmas without gifts?
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Yeah, man. Where's your heart?
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Nobody tells me anything around here!
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Now I gotta go get something
for Jackie. She'll kill me!
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Cheer up. Have some punch.
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I don't want any punch.
I gotta get a gift for Jackie.
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Who I'm breaking up with.
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Hi, Mr. Forman.
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Kelso, what are you doing here?
It's Christmas Eve.
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I know, I'm looking for a Christmas gift.
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You know, you're the only place
in this whole town that's open.
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Yeah, I know.
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What can I get for $17?
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We've got some really nice
heavy-duty extension cords.
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No.
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How much is that refrigerator?
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Hello, ladies. So glad you could make it.
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May I get you something to drink?
We have beer, you know.
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- What else do you have?
- We have punch, but we also have beer.
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Punch is fine.
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Punch it is. Okay.
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Would you like to chase down
that punch with a nice beer?
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I am kicking your ass!
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Good game, Mr. Forman.
255
00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:11,457
You're leaving?
Come on, we'll play another game.
256
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:15,966
- No, Jackie's waiting for me. I really...
- One more game, come on.
257
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:30,386
You know who you remind me of?
Freddy Prinze.
258
00:15:30,658 --> 00:15:32,594
No, Ricardo Mottleblonde.
259
00:15:34,331 --> 00:15:36,061
You said, "mottleblonde."
260
00:15:36,134 --> 00:15:37,159
No, I didn't.
261
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,465
Okay, shut up.
262
00:15:38,539 --> 00:15:39,871
Okay, Fez...
263
00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:43,971
I want you to say something,
like, really slow.
264
00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:48,350
Hello, my darlings.
265
00:15:50,525 --> 00:15:52,586
And when I say hello,
you know what I mean.
266
00:15:52,663 --> 00:15:56,568
He was my friend first.
267
00:15:58,539 --> 00:16:01,271
Man, what's going on with the pep squad?
268
00:16:01,411 --> 00:16:04,041
Yeah, they seem extra stupid tonight.
269
00:16:06,018 --> 00:16:08,147
Jackie, this is for you.
270
00:16:08,523 --> 00:16:10,516
Michael, what is it?
271
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It's hot rollers!
272
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,163
And with steam!
273
00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:25,011
Mele kalikimakais the thing to say
274
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On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
275
00:16:30,828 --> 00:16:32,490
Hiya, Red. How'd it go tonight?
276
00:16:32,564 --> 00:16:35,330
I sold a set of hot rollers, Bob.
277
00:16:36,237 --> 00:16:38,706
And a pong game.
278
00:16:41,112 --> 00:16:42,808
I'll get it.
279
00:16:45,653 --> 00:16:48,453
- May I help you?
- Ma'am, do you own...
280
00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:52,759
the 1969 tan Oldsmobile
station wagon in the driveway?
281
00:16:52,866 --> 00:16:54,266
No, I don't.
282
00:16:56,572 --> 00:16:58,404
Do you know who does?
283
00:16:58,842 --> 00:17:00,208
Yes, I do.
284
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,418
Could you get them, please?
285
00:17:04,485 --> 00:17:06,420
Sure. Red!
286
00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:13,226
Sir, we believe your vehicle was involved
in the unlawful removal of state property.
287
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,566
- What?
- We're gonna have to confiscate that tree.
288
00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:23,006
The tree? No, I mean, it's all done.
I mean, look at it.
289
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,343
No!
290
00:17:36,606 --> 00:17:40,568
I got you something. It's no big
deal. But, you know, Christmas.
291
00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:44,883
Suddenly Hyde's getting bashful?
292
00:17:48,494 --> 00:17:49,928
Oh, wow!
293
00:17:51,532 --> 00:17:53,023
This is great.
294
00:17:53,135 --> 00:17:56,072
- What is it?
- It's a picture of me and Hyde.
295
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,808
Yeah, it's me and you in fifth grade.
296
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,317
I've had it in my drawer forever,
so I just framed it.
297
00:18:04,054 --> 00:18:05,716
That is so sweet.
298
00:18:06,391 --> 00:18:08,292
Yeah, that is so sweet.
299
00:18:12,535 --> 00:18:15,028
Look, why don't you open my present?
300
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:23,383
White Shoulders.
301
00:18:23,887 --> 00:18:26,015
I love this stuff. Thank you.
302
00:18:26,091 --> 00:18:27,617
You're welcome.
303
00:18:29,697 --> 00:18:30,756
My God...
304
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,463
you can see my training bra
through my shirt.
305
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,898
Yeah, I remember that training bra.
306
00:18:39,114 --> 00:18:41,413
I wish I'd...
307
00:18:41,818 --> 00:18:45,221
- gotten you something like...
- Man. Dude, it's nothing.
308
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,597
- It's not nothing.
- This is so thoughtful.
309
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:52,726
It's the sweetest thing
anyone's ever given me.
310
00:18:57,578 --> 00:18:59,376
Next to the perfume.
311
00:19:01,585 --> 00:19:05,148
Right. I wrapped it myself.
I know how you like things...
312
00:19:05,993 --> 00:19:07,222
wrapped.
313
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,228
Eric...
314
00:19:11,369 --> 00:19:13,565
before you explain the beer...
315
00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:17,705
maybe you can tell me why there are
two state troopers in the living room...
316
00:19:17,779 --> 00:19:20,113
confiscating our Christmas tree?
317
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:22,751
That...
318
00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:25,189
funny story, and a true story.
You're gonna laugh...
319
00:19:25,258 --> 00:19:26,283
Get to the point!
320
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,796
We cut the tree off
the side of the interstate.
321
00:19:29,532 --> 00:19:31,968
That's just great, Eric.
322
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:36,641
Now the party's over, you're grounded,
and I want what's left of my $40.
323
00:19:36,979 --> 00:19:38,811
Kelso, give it to him.
324
00:19:38,882 --> 00:19:40,077
Oh, no!
325
00:19:42,522 --> 00:19:45,823
Yeah, I sort of spent it on Jackie's gift.
326
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,498
Michael, my hot rollers!
327
00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:54,531
You got in trouble for me, Michael?
328
00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:58,173
I love you, Michael!
329
00:19:59,216 --> 00:20:01,379
God bless us, everyone!
330
00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:08,230
And Hyde loves Donna.
331
00:20:11,004 --> 00:20:12,700
She's crazy, man!
332
00:20:12,973 --> 00:20:15,170
Eric, what the hell is going on here?
333
00:20:15,244 --> 00:20:19,547
- Have these girls been drinking?
- No. Look, Dad, I swear. Just Mom's punch.
334
00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:26,557
Lousy with hooch!
335
00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:31,664
You see? You see, Red?
She's drunk, man. That's drunk talk.
336
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,669
False.
337
00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:37,975
Come on, Jackie.
I'll take you and the "sob sisters" home.
338
00:20:39,452 --> 00:20:41,888
Eric, the rest of that beer
goes in my refrigerator.
339
00:20:41,957 --> 00:20:44,620
Donna, your father's upstairs.
I suggest you join him.
340
00:20:44,695 --> 00:20:47,894
Steven, you help Eric clean up. And Kelso...
341
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,695
go home!
342
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:55,406
Eric, do something.
Your father's taking my women!
343
00:21:00,288 --> 00:21:01,779
Thanks for the gifts, guys.
344
00:21:04,227 --> 00:21:05,856
Merry Christmas.
345
00:21:22,091 --> 00:21:23,753
So what'd you get?
346
00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:26,458
ID Bracelet.
Cool.
347
00:21:26,999 --> 00:21:29,834
- Is your name on it?
- Yeah. What'd you get?
348
00:21:40,156 --> 00:21:41,818
- Tube socks.
- Good!
349
00:21:44,797 --> 00:21:47,791
I mean, tube socks are good.
350
00:21:56,587 --> 00:21:59,490
Thanks for working tonight.
Sorry it was a slow night.
351
00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:02,121
- No problem.
- Merry Christmas, Red.
352
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,961
Merry Christmas, Bob.
353
00:22:05,402 --> 00:22:06,734
Now give me a hug.
354
00:22:06,804 --> 00:22:08,831
No, Bob. Really, I'm fine.
355
00:22:10,678 --> 00:22:14,344
- It's the '70s. Men can hug.
- No, Bob, they can't.
356
00:22:15,987 --> 00:22:17,546
Come on, it's Christmas.
357
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,059
Look, mistletoe.
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