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I just want to hear the guitar solo
one more time.
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Not again. Use the headphones.
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Good. Now, wrap the cord
around your neck.
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Would you guys respect me
if I worked in the town dump?
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The town dump? No.
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Now, the state dump...
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Why are you looking for a job?
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Everything costs money. Gas, clothes...
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fun.
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- Dates. Dates cost money.
- No, Kelso, that is prostitution.
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Dating is prostitution, man.
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Only you don't always get
what you pay for.
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Said the man who's never had a girlfriend.
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What, you guys don't remember Esther,
the biker chick?
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- Whatever happened to her?
- She's dating my uncle.
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I'm going home for dinner.
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By the way, Mom and Dad are going
to the Playboy Club...
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at Lake Geneva this weekend.
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Do you guys want souvenirs?
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- Ash trays.
- A woman.
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Your parents are going to be out of town?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I mean, I'll be babysitting my sister Tina
all weekend.
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Just me. Alone.
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Watching TV.
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I might order a pizza.
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I got an idea!
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We'll have a party at Donna's. A toga party!
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Michael!
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Maybe Donna doesn't want to
throw a party.
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- Maybe she wants to be alone.
- Yeah, just me, alone.
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If someone happens to stop by,
that'd be pretty cool.
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So we're on. I'll bring the beer!
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Donna, I have never been to
an American party. May I come?
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Yeah, I don't care.
So, Eric, are you gonna be there?
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- What? Yeah. Sounds fun.
- Cool. Catch you guys later.
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Party at Donna's.
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You are both so stupid.
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Why?
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This is a first. I actually agree with Jackie.
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What? You're saying that I'm stupid?
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Donna just put on the full court
press, man, and you dropped the ball.
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What are you talking about?
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All she said was that she'd be alone
Saturday night with a pizza.
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God, I'm so stupid.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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So, Dad, the guys and I
are thinking about getting jobs.
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No. You have a job.
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It's your job to get good grades,
go to college, graduate and leave me.
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Kitty, when I was his age,
I worked in a slaughterhouse.
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It was a good experience.
I learned how to use a hammer.
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The new Fatso Burger's hiring people.
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Jackie's dad owns it.
I guess I could get a job there.
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There is plenty of time later to get a job
to grind the joy out of your life.
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It's never too early.
But let me tell you something.
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Work is not about fun. It's about work.
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It's about seeing how much crap
you can take from the boss-man.
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And then taking some more.
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And remember... Hey, look at me.
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Only quitters quit.
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So, can I work?
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We're sure as hell gonna find out now,
aren't we?
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So, big party Saturday night.
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Whoopee.
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I can't believe Forman missed
all of those signals.
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What signals?
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Oh, no. Poor me...
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all alone in my big house.
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Just me and my nightie.
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If only there was some scrawny little
neighbor boy here.
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He's not scrawny.
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- You know, why am I even talking to you?
- I'm all you got.
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Oh, my God. So everybody knows?
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I'm afraid so.
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I just wanted to spend some time
with him alone...
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and now I can't.
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How does that make you feel?
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Frustrated. It's frustrating as hell.
I mean, I really put myself out there.
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I see. And do you have trouble
sleeping at night?
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Sometimes, yeah, I do.
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Do you think you'd sleep better...
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if you had a scrawny little neighbor boy
up next to you?
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Okay, let's hear it.
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- Hello, my name is Eric Forman.
- No.
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Not with a loose hand. Firm.
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Not like a fish. Again.
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- Hello, my name...
- No. Step into it.
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- Stand up straight.
- Straight-up and hold the fish.
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- Don't be a smartmouth.
- Right. No smartmouth.
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Hello, my name is Eric Forman.
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And?
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And...
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Tell them about your
junior achievement experience.
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They could give a rat's ass about that.
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Okay, show them your honorable
mention from the science fair.
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- Again.
- Right, rat's ass.
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Don't slouch.
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Wouldn't that fall under
the "stand up straight" category?
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See? That's a smartmouth.
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You're fired, Mr. Smartmouth.
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See? That's how that works.
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First of all, people who work
at Fatso Burger are special.
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Now, I knowyou're looking at me and wondering...
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how do I get where Ricky is?
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If you work hard, pay attention...
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and use the proper
finger-release technique...
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on the slant cup dispenser,
you could be me.
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Now, let's get started.
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Why do you want a career at Fatso Burger?
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I just think it will be
a wonderful experience.
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My girlfriend's dad owns it.
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I love the uniforms.
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To unionize the workers, man.
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Tell me, what do you consider
your best quality?
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I'm a real people person.
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I don't answer stupid questions.
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I speak Dutch.
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My eyes.
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And I guess my butt, too.
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Name something about yourself
that you consider to be a weakness.
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I allow people to boss me around.
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I love chocolate.
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I'm brutally honest. Pinhead.
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- Where do you see yourself in five years?
- Fatso Burger.
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Covered in gold chains.
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Rock star. Or, no, movie star.
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No, yeah, rock star.
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Prison.
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I'd like to thank you all very much
for coming in.
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Eric, welcome to the Fatso Burger family.
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Yeah.
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- Daddy. I'm so sad.
- Why, kitten?
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Because Fatso Burger hired Eric
instead of Michael.
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- I know, kitten.
- Why would they do that, Daddy?
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Let me tell you a little story about
Doofus and Diligent.
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Doofus is friendlybut he doesn't follow directions well.
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Now, Diligent always does his jobby the book.
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This is how the book says to do it."Wipe left to right."
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Looks like a big order just came in.
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"Let me help, guys," says Diligent.
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"But wait a second. Where's Doofus?"
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What do you know about that?
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Let's see what happens here.
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"I was in such a hurry to getback to work I almost forgot!"
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Thatta boy, Diligent!
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"Hey, there, Doofus.
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"You're supposed to wash your handsafter using the facility."
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"No way, Diligent. That's for squares."
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So Michael's a Doofus?
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And how.
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We expect you to be responsible
when we're out of town.
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No parties. And I want you to be nice
to your sister.
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Don't make Tina eat dirt. I mean it.
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And no boys. They only want one thing...
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and it's a dirty thing they want.
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Enough said.
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Looking sharp, Eric.
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You gonna be around this weekend?
Yes, sir.
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Good. Make sure no guys are
hanging around Donna, capice?
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- So, I got a job.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, it seems I'm really
Fatso Burger material.
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And I really wish I hadn't just said that.
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No, it sounded cool.
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So, are you still coming to the party
on Saturday?
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I work late on Saturday night, but...
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I mean, if I get off early I could, like,
swing by.
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Sounds good.
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Yeah, I mean, it might be really late...
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so, like, everyone else might be gone.
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You know, if I'm still up,
I could leave the light on...
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if you want me to.
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Yeah. No, I mean, yeah,
that would be great.
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'Cause that way, with the light on,
I couldn't... fall.
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Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Sounds good.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Donna.
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- That light?
- Yeah.
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- Cool.
- Okay.
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Bye, mom.
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Eric, I'm going to the reservoir.
You wanna go?
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Nope. I gotta work.
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Eric, I'm meeting everyone at the hub.
You wanna go?
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Nope. I gotta work.
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Hey, Eric, I'm going to see a movie.
You wanna go?
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Nope. I gotta work.
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Eric, I just got this new bikini,
but I think it's too small.
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- Could I model it for you?
- Nope.
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I gotta work.
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How's that mopping coming along?
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I'm just happy to be part of
the Fatso Burger family.
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You dumb ass.
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Here, here, my minimum wage friend.
I demand service.
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Welcome to Fatso Burger.
How may I serve you?
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That is so sad, burger boy.
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You know, Jackie,
I've been wracking my brain...
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trying to figure out
why this guy didn't hire me.
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Michael, I am so tired of hearing that.
You still have me.
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You know what I think it is?
What?
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I'm great looking and he's jealous.
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I'm telling you, Jackie, this body is a curse.
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Besides, if you worked here...
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you couldn't see me
whenever I wanted you to.
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Lover.
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Yeah.
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Please stop touching each other.
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It gives me needs.
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Are you ready to rock and roll?
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Toga!
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Hey, man, nice dress.
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You brought three beers, meathead?
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We'll share.
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Here's to our wasted youth...
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Party.
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Hey, Fez.
Good evening, Donna.
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Which of these ladies are easy?
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Donna, some of your creepy friends
are using Dad's stereo.
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You guys, no one's allowed in the house!
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Hello, pretty lady.
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Hi!
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She's not a pretty lady.
She's my sister and she's 14.
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- You know, in my country...
- It's illegal here.
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I see.
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Michael, you and I need to talk.
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Inside.
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Okay.
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- I'm miserable. This party sucks.
- You know what'll make you feel better?
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A scrawny little neighbor boy.
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Why don't you take off, go see him,
I'll watch the kids?
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Yeah. Thanks, Hyde.
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You're welcome.
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Welcome to Fatso Burger.
How may I serve you?
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- Honey, it's me.
- I know. I have to say that.
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Okay.
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I was on a break from the hospital...
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so I thought I'd bring you
some nice, hot soup.
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Oyster crackers.
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Thank God. Something to eat.
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- So, how's it going?
- It's great.
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- So, how's it going?
- It's terrible.
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Yeah.
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I'm exhausted,
I'm behind on all my homework...
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and I think this polyester uniform
is giving me a body rash.
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I swept the driveway for you.
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Mom, I'm sorry, I forgot.
254
00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:52,198
That's okay. You know what?
Here, I'll do this.
255
00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:55,839
You sit down and you eat your soup.
256
00:15:59,288 --> 00:16:00,847
You know...
257
00:16:01,258 --> 00:16:05,756
Eric, if you want to quit, your father
and I will completely understand.
258
00:16:06,936 --> 00:16:10,033
- Did Dad tell you that?
- You leave your father to me.
259
00:16:10,109 --> 00:16:11,975
You just worry about you.
260
00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:14,710
Hey, Forman. Who said you were on break?
261
00:16:14,784 --> 00:16:17,346
- I did.
- And who are you?
262
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:19,449
- I'm his mother.
- Good enough, then.
263
00:16:23,032 --> 00:16:25,298
Michael, sit. We need to talk.
264
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,205
Whoa!
265
00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:31,977
Ahoy, Jackie!
Welcome aboard the USS Kelso.
266
00:16:33,787 --> 00:16:37,522
You know, sometimes I'm beginning
to think you're a real screw-up.
267
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:43,662
You see, one day I want a house,
and kids, and maybe a chandelier.
268
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:46,339
And if you can't give me
those things, Michael...
269
00:16:46,411 --> 00:16:48,471
then this is all a big waste of time.
270
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:53,185
You just... You gotta try harder.
271
00:16:55,895 --> 00:16:58,662
Wait, Michael, something feels wet.
272
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,934
"Dear penthouse."
273
00:17:02,341 --> 00:17:05,245
No. You popped the waterbed!
274
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,211
It must've been my roach clip.
275
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,296
Jackie, maybe they won't notice.
276
00:17:16,768 --> 00:17:19,170
I am in love with a Doofus!
277
00:17:25,185 --> 00:17:26,210
Hey.
278
00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:30,124
Donna! Welcome to Fatso
Burger, how... Screw it.
279
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:34,130
- What are you doing here?
- I was bored.
280
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:38,873
Really? You left your own party
to come see me?
281
00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:41,314
It's not much of a party without you there.
282
00:17:45,056 --> 00:17:46,888
- You're so queer.
- Shut up.
283
00:17:49,998 --> 00:17:51,557
Eric, the whole reason I told you...
284
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:54,128
my parents were going away was
so we could hang.
285
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:59,711
Together. You know, alone.
Yeah.
286
00:18:02,756 --> 00:18:04,691
I know, it's just...
287
00:18:09,803 --> 00:18:11,568
So...
288
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:18,384
Look, Donna, I'm sorry, okay?
289
00:18:18,453 --> 00:18:21,083
I would love to come over,
but this is my job.
290
00:18:22,159 --> 00:18:24,790
And, work isn't fun, you know?
291
00:18:26,368 --> 00:18:27,734
It's work.
292
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,410
And only quitters quit.
293
00:18:33,381 --> 00:18:35,351
As long as you know what's important.
294
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,351
I'll see you around.
295
00:18:58,662 --> 00:19:01,463
What do you know, Kelso?
We're out of beer.
296
00:19:03,371 --> 00:19:04,430
You know what?
297
00:19:04,506 --> 00:19:06,635
Forman's old man's
got a fridge in the garage...
298
00:19:06,711 --> 00:19:08,203
and I know he's got beer in it.
299
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:22,670
It was his idea.
300
00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:28,548
Remind me to kick your ass.
301
00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:36,123
Hey, Red. Is Forman around?
302
00:19:37,871 --> 00:19:40,205
He sure as hell is not inside that fridge.
303
00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:51,520
Mr. Pinciotti, you're home.
304
00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:53,690
Good.
305
00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:58,067
Yeah, came back early.
Yeah, missed the kids too much.
306
00:19:58,142 --> 00:19:59,337
What're you doing here?
307
00:20:00,446 --> 00:20:03,178
I was just coming home from work...
308
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:06,280
and I noticed that someone
left your porch light on.
309
00:20:07,226 --> 00:20:09,321
You can't even see that from your house.
310
00:20:09,463 --> 00:20:11,490
- Good eye.
- Thank you.
311
00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:14,297
You know, Eric,
that's what I like about you.
312
00:20:14,373 --> 00:20:16,673
I ask you to look out for Donna
and here you are...
313
00:20:16,744 --> 00:20:19,442
in the middle of the night
hanging around the back door...
314
00:20:19,516 --> 00:20:20,541
doing your job.
315
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:26,352
You're a good guy, Eric.
I don't care what they say about you.
316
00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:28,724
Gotcha.
317
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:30,895
Goodnight now.
318
00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:32,099
Okay, I was just gonna...
319
00:20:32,174 --> 00:20:34,337
Yeah, there you go.
Okay.
320
00:20:39,187 --> 00:20:40,587
Goodnight then.
321
00:20:40,924 --> 00:20:42,859
Goodnight, Eric.
322
00:20:53,681 --> 00:20:55,241
- Dad.
- Eric.
323
00:20:55,318 --> 00:20:58,654
- Dad, I'm quitting my job.
- You're quitting?
324
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,328
Yeah, I'm quitting.
325
00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:06,065
I'm irresponsible, I'm a quitter,
and I couldn't kill a cow with a hammer.
326
00:21:06,839 --> 00:21:10,073
- So what do you say to that?
- Everybody quits their first job, Eric.
327
00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:11,444
It's no big deal.
328
00:21:13,185 --> 00:21:14,312
What?
329
00:21:15,021 --> 00:21:16,354
That's it?
330
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,626
I gotta say, Dad,
I'm a little disappointed here.
331
00:21:22,302 --> 00:21:24,704
- I mean, it wasn't a man's job anyway.
- Red.
332
00:21:24,773 --> 00:21:27,301
Come on, Kitty, it was a hair-net...
333
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:30,977
name-tag, nothing kind of a job.
334
00:21:32,288 --> 00:21:33,654
That's more like it.
335
00:21:34,692 --> 00:21:38,096
It's just as well.
It was cutting into your chores anyway.
336
00:21:38,299 --> 00:21:41,100
You did a half-assed job
sweeping the driveway.
337
00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:45,542
I thought he did a wonderful job.
338
00:21:46,215 --> 00:21:47,877
It didn't look wonderful to me.
339
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,381
Okay, then.
340
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:53,226
Sweep it yourself.
341
00:21:57,005 --> 00:22:01,639
Hey, Forman. Where's that big Fatso smile?
342
00:22:03,651 --> 00:22:05,951
Ricky, how did you start working
at Fatso Burger?
343
00:22:06,022 --> 00:22:07,422
Great story.
344
00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:08,892
I was gonna go to college...
345
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,727
but they made me Assistant Manager,
threw the money at me...
346
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:12,824
so I never got to go.
347
00:22:12,901 --> 00:22:16,237
But now I'm my own boss. That's not
true. I answer to a lot of people.
348
00:22:19,414 --> 00:22:20,883
Okay. I quit now.
349
00:22:21,318 --> 00:22:23,379
Yeah, I certainly would.
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