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( Inner Circle's "Bad Boys"
playing )
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� Bad boys, what you want �
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CHRIS: Typically, in the barber shop,I heard good news.
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Did you hear? They renewed TheJeffersons for another season.
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I love me some Weezie,
boy. Whoo.
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Did you hear
the Voyager 2 space probe
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had its first encounter
with Uranus?
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But on this day, I gotthe worst news I could imagine.
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Did y'all hear?
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Malvo is out of prison.
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Malvo was the career criminal
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that I had helped put away.
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But like the Terminator,
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everybody knew he'd be back,
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and they were ready.
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Shoot, I put extra locks
on my doors.
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I put two locks on my bike.
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I locked up my locks.
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I ain't scared of Malvo.
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This is called"barber shop courage."
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MAN:
Hey, Chris.
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Chris,
Malvo's looking for you.
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Say what?
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� What you gonna doWhen they come for you? �
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� Bad boys, bad boys �
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� What you gonna do?What you gonna do �
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Somebody help.
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( grunts )
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CHRIS:
Let me in! Please.
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( sobbing )
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Malvo. Where you been?
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Jail.
Yep, that's where you were.
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Yeah, well, now I'm out.
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And I need you
to help me.
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I could only imagine
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what he wanted help with.
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( gunshots )
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Drive, boy! Drive!
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( tires squeal )
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Help with what?
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Look...
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you the smartest person I know.
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Sad but true.
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So I need you to help me
to get into high school.
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Why you wanna break into school?
There's nothing worth stealing.
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I know. I made
that mistake before.
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He was sentenced to stealinga book about sentences.
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I don't wanna break in
to high school,
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I wanna get
into high school.
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That'll be the first step
to turning my life around.
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What do you want from me?
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I want you to tutor me.
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Why don't you
just take the GED?
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I don't want no GED.
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I want the complete experience.
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I wanna sit at the desk.
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I wanna smell the textbooks
and the chalk,
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and I wanna be
with the other kids,
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frolicking.
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Sounds likeMichael Jackson's diary.
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I-- I don't mean
to make you mad
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or anything...
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but--
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Hypothetically speaking,
what would happen if I said no?
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Nothing.
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I'm trying to change.
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It's not
like I'll beat you up
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or stab you or anything.
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That's how Ike proposedto Tina.
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Oh. Well, then,
in that case...
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my answer would have to be...
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no.
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Run.
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( funky hip-hop theme playing )
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� Oh, make it funky now �
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The men in my familylove baseball,
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and even thoughwe lived in New York,
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my dad's favorite teamwas the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Hey, son,
what you listening to?
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The Mets. They're my new
favorite baseball team.
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No!
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What did you say?
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They're, like, the best team
in the league.
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They're probably gonna
win the World Series.
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What about the Dodgers?
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What about 'em?
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They hired Jackie Robinson.
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So?
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Don't you realize that
without the Dodgers,
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there'd be no black
people in baseball?
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The Dodgers
are from Brooklyn.
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The Dodgers
have famous hot dogs.
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The Dodgers
have better logos.
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The Dodgers marched
with Dr. King.
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I don't care.
I still like the Mets.
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I guess you can buy
your own food and clothing.
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Mature.
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Wait, Dad,
don't be like that.
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I mean, just admit it.
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The Mets are a better team
than the Dodgers.
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My father believedin the Dodgers so much,
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he did the unthinkable.
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You want to put
some money on it?
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A bet?
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Yeah.
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The Dodgers
are in town this weekend
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against the Mets,
for three games.
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We'll see who's
the better team.
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How much?
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A dollar.
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Okay, you're on.
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Take this in the house.
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( man speaking indistinctlyover radio )
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Back at the barber shop,everybody wanted to know
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how I was still alive.
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And you said no?
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Yeah. Ain't nobody scared
of Malvo.
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Except you. Uh.
I would have never said no.
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Mm.
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Mm, what? What do you mean?
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Well, the man was asking
for your help,
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and you turned him down.
Sometimes people need a hand.
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Now, back when I
had my troubles,
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if it wasn't
for Supercuts Johnson,
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I don't know where I'd be today.
Supercut Johnson?
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Who's that?
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Any relationto Jheri curl Johnson?
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He was a barber when I
was doing time in prison.
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He used to cut hair
on death row.
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Why would you wantto get your hair cut
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when you're on death row?
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You was in the joint?
Oh, yeah.
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Man, what did you do?
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You know that tag
on the mattress
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that says "Do not pull off"?
I pulled that thing off.
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Do not pull that tag off,
man.
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They are not playing
with y'all.
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So Supercuts Johnson
taught you how to cut hair?
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Not only that, he taught me
that everybody deserves
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a second chance.
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Huh. Well, where is he now?
MANNY: Oh, he's dead.
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He got the chair.
But he looked good.
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So do you think Malvo deserves
a second chance?
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Look, your life
is on the line, man.
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Do you think he needs
a second chance?
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Think about it.
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Latrinda, those
are some nice earrings.
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My mom would never
let me wear those.
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My mama don't know.
These are hers.
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I wear her stuff all the time.
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Can I try 'em on?
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Yeah.
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[�]
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Hey, ladies.
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What are y'all up to?
Nothing.
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Thank you so much
for letting me come over
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and play with Tonya.
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ROCHELLE:
On, no problem, Latrinda.
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I'm happy she finally has
somebody nice to play with.
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You guys come on downstairs.
I'm making some snacks.
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If I helped Malvo,maybe someday
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he would help someone else.
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Or at least killone less person.
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Can't you see I'm trying
to better myself?
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Malvo.
What?
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I decided to help you.
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I ain't gonna be needing you
after all, Four Eyes.
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Get out of here.
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I thought you said you
weren't gonna beat anybody up.
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I wasn't beating him up,
I was threatening him.
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He'd gone from a felonyto a misdemeanor.
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That was progress.
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All right.
Well, let's get started.
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Okay.
Ow.
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When I told my parentsabout Malvo,
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they insistedon talking to him,
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but they were preparedfor anything.
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I made you all a bean pie.
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Oh. Thank you.
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No. Thank you. Thank you all
for having me over.
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No problem.
I-It was our pleasure.
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So, I understand you
want our son to help you
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get into high school.
Yes, sir.
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Well, you do realize
it's not a school to get high?
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Yes, ma'am. I figure if
I'm gonna turn my life around,
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it starts with education.
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That's nice.
Education is good.
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So what do you plan on doing
with this education?
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Well, short-term,
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I was thinking
about becoming a male nurse.
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ROCHELLE:
Male nurse. That's good.
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You know, not many of those.
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( laughs )
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That way, he can care for you
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after he beatsthe hell out of you.
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Long-term, I was thinking
about becoming an astronaut.
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Ooh. That's way up there.
( imitates rocket )
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( both laughing )
Sky's the limit.
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He wanted to be the first manto steal things in space.
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You know, Malvo, we--
We really appreciate
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what you're
trying to do.
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JULIUS:
Yeah, but, um,
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we kind of don't like
the idea
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of our son hanging out with a--
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Ex-con.
Ex-con, yeah.
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I understand, sir.
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But all I want
is a second chance.
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I mean,
if I can turn my life around
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and become a guy like you,
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the world
will see me differently.
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No, they won't.
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Congratulations.
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( both laugh nervously )
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Good luck.
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Yeah. Good luck.
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Good luck.
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So, uh, Malvo,
do you have all your records?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Those were lost
in a school fire.
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I don't knowwhy he's doing quotes.
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He actually setthe school on fire.
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Well, you know, I-- I work
for the Department of Records.
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Maybe I could help you find,
you know,
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some copies of yours.
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That would be great.
I'd be most gracious.
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"Most gracious."
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Good word.
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Come on, man.
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( knocking on door )
Malvo was trying to do right,
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but wrong was knockingat our door.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, you Tonya's mother?
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Yes, I am. Who are you?
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I'm Alyson.
I'm Latrinda's mother.
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I'm here to talk to you
about what your daughter did.
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Well,
what did my daughter do?
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Well, she talked
my little Latrinda
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into going to see
an R-rated movie
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and I don't appreciate it.
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I don't appreciate that outfit.
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Well, that does not sound
like my Tonya,
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but I promise you I'll get
down to the bottom of it.
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Yeah, you do that.
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I miss Salt-N-Pepa.
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What happened at the movies?
What do you mean?
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Latrinda's mother just came here
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and told me you dragged her
to an R-rated movie.
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No, that's not what happened.
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Latrinda's mother
was supposed
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to come with us
to see Police Academy 3,
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but she just dropped us off,
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so Latrinda
wanted to sneak in
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to some movie called
Kiss of the Spider Woman,
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and they had all nasty killing
and stuff in there,
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and I didn't wanna see it,
so I left.
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Mm-hm.
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I was used to seeingMalvo getting booked,
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not reading one.
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Hey, Chris.
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Hey, Malvo.
Where you going?
261
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,498
Down to Greenwich Village
to play Scrabble in the park.
262
00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,600
What have you got there,
an abacus?
263
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,768
No.
264
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,937
Well, it's obviously
not an abalone.
265
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,238
What are you talking about?
266
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,273
I'm just practicing
my new words.
267
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,043
Oh, well, listen, man,
268
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,611
my mom pulled up your records.
269
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,279
There's no way you can get
into high school.
270
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,414
Why not?
271
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,950
You never graduated
junior high school.
272
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,487
Now I feel abysmal.
273
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:24,590
Nothing sadderthan a depressed gangster.
274
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,063
Since I didn't know how to getMalvo past the eigth grade,
275
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,265
I decided to aska professional.
276
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,434
Chris, this is wonderful.
277
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,936
You're like
a one-man Operation PUSH.
278
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,004
Thank you.
279
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:42,341
And Malvo,
with the proper education,
280
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,309
you could do so many things.
281
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,046
You could be
a garbage collector,
282
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,914
garbage truck driver,
283
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,582
garbage truck dispatcher.
284
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,418
The list is endless.
285
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,688
So what do you think
we should do next?
286
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,989
I've got an idea.
287
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,624
Why don't you sit in,
288
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,093
which your people have
historically been good at,
289
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,162
and audit my class?
290
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,899
"Audit" means to attend classes
or lectures as an auditor.
291
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,435
Auditor means hearer
or listener.
292
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,569
Yes.
293
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,471
So how would
that help him?
294
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,940
Well, if he's preparing
for an equivalency test,
295
00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,042
he needs
classroom experience.
296
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,877
It'll help him
get acclimated.
297
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,412
Acclimated: "To accustom
298
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,614
or to become accustomed
to a new climate
299
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,883
or an environment."
( laughs )
300
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,386
Thank you,
Ms. Morello.
301
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,089
Yes, thank you.
302
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,958
Chris, I think this
is a great way for you
303
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,060
to get your father
off the streets.
304
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,863
And in her bed.
305
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,631
Back home,my father was realizing
306
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,034
that these weren'tJackie Robinson's Dodgers.
307
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,435
( man speaking over radio )
Yes! Ha.
308
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,870
The Mets win again.
309
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,505
Looks like you
owe me a dollar.
310
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,208
My father was a strong man,but right then,
311
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,877
that dollar weighed a ton.
312
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,946
Double or nothing?
313
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,114
You want to let it ride?
314
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,853
Let it ride.
315
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,226
Malvo was a big hit in school.
316
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,795
Now, when you're on the yard,
it's all about attitude.
317
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,431
If you don't think you're tough,
somebody might shank you,
318
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,499
so you think you're tough?
319
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,701
Yeah, yeah,
I think I'm tough.
320
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,569
And I'm ready for recess.
321
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,272
Yeah, bring it on!
322
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,675
Nice rag, Bobby Joe.
323
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:23,976
At least he didn't shank you.
324
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,212
( chatter )
325
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:28,681
( laughing )
326
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,582
That was sweet.
327
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,185
You gonna do it like that?
328
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,453
( children screaming )
Huh?
329
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,821
I'll kill.
330
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,456
Who can name
the five characteristics
331
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,491
of an ecosystem?
332
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,094
I see one hand.
333
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,896
Class?
334
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,931
Anybody else?
335
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,300
Your mama's so fat she left
a ring around the lake.
336
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,735
And your mama's teeth
are so yellow,
337
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,071
when she smiles,
cars slow down.
338
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,539
And your mama's so black
339
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,709
that she uses Armor All
instead of lotion.
340
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,910
You talkin' about
my mama?
341
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,911
No.
342
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,379
No, that's a good joke,
man.
343
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,348
( all laugh )
344
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,849
Chris, Malvo,
345
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,051
I'm afraid
I've got some bad news.
346
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,686
What is it?
Malvo,
347
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,588
there was a background check
done on you,
348
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,156
and it was discovered
349
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,592
you were just released
from prison.
350
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,928
And although
351
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,430
I find this dance with danger
352
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,900
exciting and titillating,
353
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,036
other people are scared
out of their minds,
354
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,604
and they want you out.
355
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,939
What other people?
356
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,875
Let's just say
the higher authorities.
357
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,777
Let's just saythe white people.
358
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,879
Now how am I supposed
to get into high school?
359
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,082
This is like if BET madean after school special.
360
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,655
Now I was on my own trying
361
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,391
to get Malvo throughthis process,
362
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,326
but Malvo was making progress.
363
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,894
What year was
the Magna Carta signed?
364
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,629
1215.
365
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,564
You got another one right.
Yeah.
366
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,467
Hey.
I was just wondering
367
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,269
how studying
was coming along.
368
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,937
MALVO: Good.
Yeah, Malvo's doing great.
369
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,140
Okay, just checking on you.
370
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,809
Go back to studying.
371
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,278
Okay, um,
the Battle of Hastings?
372
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,613
1066.
373
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,815
You, sir, are smarter
than a ninth-grader.
374
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,518
And you're only 32.
( laughs )
375
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,587
And now another installmentof Parenting for Dummies.
376
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,588
Where's my daughter?
377
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,792
At R-Kelly's house.
378
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:20,926
Now, how would I know?
379
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,762
Well, I called Latrinda
from work.
380
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,197
She says Tonya's coming over.
381
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,865
I get to the house,
nobody's there,
382
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,568
so, obviously, Tonya dragged
her off to God knows where.
383
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,204
So you're telling me that
Latrinda's gone off someplace
384
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,039
and you think Tonya
has something to do with it?
385
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,508
Uh, yeah.
386
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,543
Tonya?
387
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,046
Yes, Mama?
388
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:45,351
Do you have any idea
where Latrinda is?
389
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,385
No.
390
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,821
Don't lie to me.
391
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,956
She's at Black Paul's house.
392
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,958
ROCHELLE: Black Paul?
Black Paul.
393
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,860
Oh, Lordy, not Black Paul.
394
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,129
She asked me to go with her
and I said I couldn't come.
395
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,000
Does this answer
your question?
396
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,302
Yeah, thank you.
397
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,039
Oh, um, excuse me.
398
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,874
Does, um--
399
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,243
Does Tonya know where, exactly,
Black Paul lives?
400
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,113
Next doorto Brown Willy's house.
401
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,084
You and I need
to talk.
402
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,121
Yeah. I'll be back.
403
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,224
ANNOUNCER ( over radio ): And here's
the pitch. Strike three called!
404
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,593
And that's the ball gameas the Mets win again
405
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,261
against the Dodgers!
Yes. I win again. Ha.
406
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,662
And that's two in a row--
407
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,797
Double or nothing.
408
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,799
Double or nothing?
409
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,867
On two dollars?
410
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,636
That's right.
Double or nothing.
411
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,806
Got yourself a bet.
412
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,207
ANNOUNCER:
Five runs batted in.
413
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,309
Ow. Ow. Ow.
414
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,145
[�]
415
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,480
You know, she knows I don't
like her hanging out with Paul.
416
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,882
I mean, that girl acts
like she can do
417
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,250
whatever she wanna do.
418
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,052
Well,
maybe she's not acting.
419
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,620
What?
420
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:58,557
You know, I think you're
setting a bad example for her.
421
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,559
Maybe you need
to grow up.
422
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,127
What are you
talking about?
423
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,762
I mean,
look at yourself, Alyson.
424
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,898
You running around here
looking like Salt-N-Pepa,
425
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,599
while your daughter's
running the streets
426
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,601
and we out looking
for Mr. Goodbar.
427
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,170
Look, you don't know me, okay?
428
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,305
You don't know nothing
about me.
429
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,542
You know what?
You right.
430
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,344
Maybe I'm the one
who's crazy.
431
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:22,147
I need to be more like you,
you know?
432
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,916
Gritty.
433
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,785
Living on the edge.
You know?
434
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,121
Crazy, sexy, cool.
435
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,923
Funky, fresh.
436
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:33,792
You know what? To hell with
these nappy-headed kids, girl.
437
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:37,029
Let's go out and--
And spray paint a wall.
438
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,964
Let's buy a knife
and trade it for a gun.
439
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,733
Matter of fact,
let's sell some blood, girl.
440
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,134
What you,
A-positive or O?
441
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,503
You know what? Maybe we should
get pregnant again.
442
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,871
Let's have another--
Or maybe
443
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,673
you should just
mind your own business.
444
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,479
It was do or die for Malvo.
445
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,481
Either he was gonnapass his test
446
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,750
or the world would haveone less astronaut.
447
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,918
TEACHER: The answers
are all multiple choice.
448
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,554
So make sure you fill in
all circles completely.
449
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,024
Keep your eyes
on your own paper.
450
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,527
If you cheat, you leave.
451
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,298
( mouthing words )
452
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,137
Well?
453
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,205
I scored
in the 70 percentile.
454
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,407
I passed.
455
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,342
Congratulations.
Thanks, Chris, man,
456
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,977
I couldn't have did it
without you.
457
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:27,813
When nobody else believed in me,
you did.
458
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,615
You the wind beneath my wings.
459
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,751
And he was the convictbeneath my nightmares.
460
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,420
Despite the awkwardnessof this moment,
461
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:38,390
I was really happyI helped Malvo.
462
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,392
Things were looking goodfor Malvo,
463
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,527
but bad for my father.
464
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,028
ANNOUNCER ( on TV ):
The Mets win again,
465
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:46,265
completing the three-gamesweep of the Dodgers.
466
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,366
And the Dodger--
467
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,501
It's a sad day,
isn't it?
468
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,136
I mean, it's got to be hard
when you realize
469
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,072
that your team
is second best.
470
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,040
I mean, the team you loved
your whole life
471
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,909
since you were a little boy.
472
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,413
Here's your $4.
473
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,148
Don't talk to me.
474
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,851
Ow.
475
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,425
Hey.
476
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,960
Um, I--
477
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,428
I just came by
to apologize.
478
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,931
Really?
479
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,134
Yeah, Latrinda went and got
herself in more trouble.
480
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,269
You know, she said if it was
okay for me to act this way,
481
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,938
then why wasn't it okay for her?
482
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,639
That's a good question.
483
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,908
Well, what did you tell her?
I just told her-- I said,
484
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,810
"I'm your mother and if
you don't straighten up,
485
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,481
"then I'm gonna knock the
medulla out of your oblongata."
486
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,249
That's what I'm talking about.
487
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,717
Good for you, girl.
488
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,086
Yeah. So, um--
Anyway, I just--
489
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,621
I just wanted to say thank you
490
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,256
for talking to me
the way that you did. It--
491
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,025
It really helped.
492
00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,193
Any time.
493
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,462
And you know, who knows?
Maybe sometimes Latrinda
494
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,165
can come over again and play--
Take care, girl.
495
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,006
So you enjoying my $4?
496
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,741
Oh,
that's long gone.
497
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,077
Boy, what can you blow
$4 on that fast?
498
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,145
Actually, it was five,
499
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,913
but...
500
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,649
I figured you were worth it.
501
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,285
For the number one fan of the
number two team in baseball.
502
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,620
Thanks.
503
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,822
This tender momentshould not be diminished,
504
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:17,923
but later that day
505
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,558
my father returned that hat,
506
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,993
got his $5 back
507
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,795
and ended up a dollar upon the deal.
508
00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:25,197
( Run DMC's "Hard Times"
playing )
509
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,499
Hey, Malvo,
how's it going?
510
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,034
Pretty good, pretty good.
511
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,704
I made a decision and I wanted
to tell you about it first.
512
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,439
About high school?
513
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,474
Yeah. I'm not going.
514
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,775
What?
515
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,243
What are you talking about?
516
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,646
Getting into high school is
harder than getting into jail.
517
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,314
You got to obey
all these rules,
518
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,716
you got to fill out forms,
519
00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,118
you got to stand in line
to get licenses for things.
520
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,120
What was all this about then?
521
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,488
Why'd you put me
through all this?
522
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,724
Well, I thought my life
would be better
523
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:54,026
if I wasn't in trouble,
and it is better,
524
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,728
but I'm bored, Chris.
525
00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:57,996
I mean, when we were studying
526
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,465
and working on stuff together,
527
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,966
it was exciting.
528
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:04,403
But to tell you the truth,
Chris, I'm okay at being right,
529
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,172
but I'm an expert
at being wrong.
530
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,841
Malvo, you can't do this
to me, man.
531
00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:10,676
I mean, what about
all my hard work?
532
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,444
Yeah, I appreciate that.
533
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,413
That's why I'm not
robbing you anymore.
534
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,614
Thanks.
535
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,116
I'm robbing the store.
536
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,550
Now, give me all the money.
537
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,454
� Everybody hates Chris �
538
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,063
( funky hip-hop theme playing )
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