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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - 2 00:00:04,278 --> 00:00:06,329 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 3 00:00:06,330 --> 00:00:07,939 Good morning, everyone. 4 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:09,725 I fudged the priest. 5 00:00:09,726 --> 00:00:12,053 I don't know what you believe in, 6 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:14,622 but I think that we met for a reason. 7 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:16,607 Tess, she's good with people... 8 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:18,068 not always with me. 9 00:00:19,294 --> 00:00:20,527 Hey, hi. 10 00:00:20,528 --> 00:00:22,929 I'm really sorry. I have to cancel. 11 00:00:26,036 --> 00:00:27,812 How's wedding planning coming? 12 00:00:27,813 --> 00:00:29,836 I made a call and scheduled 13 00:00:29,837 --> 00:00:31,237 us a tour of the Biltmore. 14 00:00:31,238 --> 00:00:32,512 I don't want to feel 15 00:00:32,513 --> 00:00:34,532 uncomfortable at my own wedding. 16 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:36,482 Couples compromise all the time. 17 00:00:36,483 --> 00:00:37,860 Yeah, I'm happy to compromise with you. 18 00:00:37,861 --> 00:00:40,210 I'm just not about to compromise with your dad. 19 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:41,611 How does sleeping 20 00:00:41,612 --> 00:00:43,663 with Felicity Adams make you 21 00:00:43,664 --> 00:00:45,265 qualified to be the mayor? 22 00:00:45,266 --> 00:00:47,170 You still don't know why she's running, do you? 23 00:00:47,171 --> 00:00:49,432 No, I guess I don't. 24 00:00:49,433 --> 00:00:51,591 - Are you sure that it's over? - _ 25 00:00:51,592 --> 00:00:54,494 I have divorce papers sitting in my drawer right now, 26 00:00:54,495 --> 00:00:56,773 - so, pretty sure it's over. - _ 27 00:00:56,774 --> 00:00:59,172 Why are you hanging out at a sports bar? 28 00:00:59,173 --> 00:01:00,466 I-I bought it. 29 00:01:01,132 --> 00:01:03,901 Lena, this is not a good idea. 30 00:01:40,427 --> 00:01:42,886 I wish I had met you 20 years ago. 31 00:01:42,887 --> 00:01:44,304 Is that so? 32 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:48,500 Mm-hmm, I was a musical theater minor at Howard. 33 00:01:48,501 --> 00:01:49,860 Why am I not surprised? 34 00:01:49,861 --> 00:01:51,812 And I was dating a guy named Leonard 35 00:01:51,813 --> 00:01:54,635 because, 20/20 hindsight, 36 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:57,106 - I loved his sister Ashley. - Mm-hmm. 37 00:01:57,107 --> 00:01:59,094 And I would write monologues about her 38 00:01:59,095 --> 00:02:01,697 and perform them in class. 39 00:02:01,698 --> 00:02:05,493 I would've written them about you. 40 00:02:07,412 --> 00:02:10,497 I'm so glad I'm not 20. 41 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,249 Wouldn't want to go back there. 42 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:14,252 No, never. 43 00:02:16,713 --> 00:02:18,422 But what do you want? 44 00:02:18,423 --> 00:02:21,244 Mm... better cup of coffee 45 00:02:21,245 --> 00:02:23,070 and another fruit bowl would be great. 46 00:02:23,071 --> 00:02:26,473 No, I mean what do you want for us? 47 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,817 Right now... 48 00:02:39,816 --> 00:02:41,166 ... all I want is this. 49 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:37,943 So beautiful. 50 00:03:37,944 --> 00:03:40,362 I love you. 51 00:03:48,286 --> 00:03:56,086 _ 52 00:04:08,307 --> 00:04:11,769 Um, what are you doing tonight? 53 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:15,141 Actually, I have this party to go to 54 00:04:15,142 --> 00:04:16,217 if you want to come. 55 00:04:16,218 --> 00:04:17,936 Oh, I wish I had known. 56 00:04:17,937 --> 00:04:20,704 Actually, I'm having some friends over for dinner tonight. 57 00:04:20,705 --> 00:04:23,982 And I was wondering if you wanted to come to that. 58 00:04:23,983 --> 00:04:26,092 Hmm... 59 00:04:26,093 --> 00:04:27,702 okay. 60 00:04:27,703 --> 00:04:29,937 What kind of friends are we talking here? 61 00:04:29,938 --> 00:04:32,966 Couple priests and a rabbi or what? 62 00:04:32,967 --> 00:04:34,636 Yeah, kind of. 63 00:04:35,363 --> 00:04:36,727 Oh, shit. 64 00:04:40,358 --> 00:04:44,153 Are you gonna be able to get over this? 65 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,888 'Cause I'm starting to have real feelings for you. 66 00:04:53,196 --> 00:04:56,306 Shane, you got that? 67 00:04:56,307 --> 00:04:58,191 I'm gonna, I'm gonna grab that. 68 00:04:58,192 --> 00:05:00,486 I'll be back. 69 00:05:07,898 --> 00:05:10,407 Happy birthday, roomie! 70 00:05:10,408 --> 00:05:11,892 My God, you're too loud. 71 00:05:11,893 --> 00:05:14,077 This came from Alice, Bette, and, 72 00:05:14,078 --> 00:05:15,650 uh... me? 73 00:05:15,651 --> 00:05:18,470 What the fuck, dude? 74 00:05:18,471 --> 00:05:20,181 Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday? 75 00:05:20,182 --> 00:05:21,249 Are you really 40? 76 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:22,299 Oh, yeah. 77 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:23,675 Shit. 78 00:05:23,676 --> 00:05:25,034 Is that scary? 79 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:27,311 Uh... 80 00:05:27,312 --> 00:05:29,188 no. 81 00:05:29,189 --> 00:05:30,590 Right. 82 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,242 All right, where do you want this stuff? 83 00:05:32,243 --> 00:05:33,267 Anywhere but here. 84 00:05:33,268 --> 00:05:34,769 Copy that, going up. 85 00:05:35,363 --> 00:05:36,697 Hey, um... 86 00:05:36,698 --> 00:05:39,074 do you mind if I sample 87 00:05:39,075 --> 00:05:40,892 a little summer sausage? 88 00:05:40,893 --> 00:05:42,193 No, whatever you want. 89 00:05:42,194 --> 00:05:44,121 Tight. 90 00:05:44,122 --> 00:05:45,122 Hey. 91 00:05:46,921 --> 00:05:49,030 Thank you. 92 00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:50,098 Yeah. 93 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,636 Happy birthday, dude. 94 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:04,216 Mmm, good morning, my love. 95 00:06:04,217 --> 00:06:05,258 Good morning. 96 00:06:18,079 --> 00:06:19,521 Where you going, love? 97 00:06:19,522 --> 00:06:20,606 Going for a run. 98 00:06:34,888 --> 00:06:36,747 Hello? 99 00:06:36,748 --> 00:06:38,814 Oh, hi. 100 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,520 - Mm. - Look at that beautiful face. 101 00:06:41,521 --> 00:06:43,172 - Morning. - What's up? 102 00:06:43,173 --> 00:06:44,574 Hey, you got any O.J.? 103 00:06:44,575 --> 00:06:46,075 I just housed a summer sausage, 104 00:06:46,076 --> 00:06:47,393 and it was super salty. 105 00:06:47,394 --> 00:06:48,803 Yeah, I think we're out. 106 00:06:48,804 --> 00:06:50,247 Hmm... oh. 107 00:06:50,248 --> 00:06:51,356 That's all right. 108 00:06:51,357 --> 00:06:52,431 This will do. 109 00:06:54,234 --> 00:06:55,384 You good? 110 00:06:55,385 --> 00:06:56,535 Yeah, it's just... 111 00:06:56,536 --> 00:07:00,614 Dani's doing her weird distant thing. 112 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:02,182 How about you? 113 00:07:02,183 --> 00:07:03,876 How's your lover priest? 114 00:07:03,877 --> 00:07:05,203 Good, good. 115 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:06,354 Yeah, good. 116 00:07:06,355 --> 00:07:07,380 Sex is great. 117 00:07:07,381 --> 00:07:09,282 - Oh, good. - Yeah. 118 00:07:09,283 --> 00:07:11,162 I do feel pretty guilty afterwards. 119 00:07:11,163 --> 00:07:12,230 Hmm. 120 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:13,824 But she wants me to meet her friends. 121 00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:15,493 Yeah, 'cause you're dating. 122 00:07:15,494 --> 00:07:17,756 Yes, yeah. 123 00:07:17,757 --> 00:07:18,882 Yeah. 124 00:07:18,883 --> 00:07:20,616 So, how do you feel about her? 125 00:07:21,951 --> 00:07:23,075 It's, like, uh... 126 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,101 it's, I don't know, 127 00:07:24,102 --> 00:07:25,514 it's all, uh... 128 00:07:25,515 --> 00:07:27,165 it's like swirly... 129 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:28,726 Just right here 130 00:07:28,727 --> 00:07:30,727 in this area, it just feels like... 131 00:07:30,728 --> 00:07:33,505 Yeah, that's love, bro. 132 00:07:33,506 --> 00:07:35,240 No. 133 00:07:35,241 --> 00:07:36,332 Oh, yeah. 134 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:39,712 It is. 135 00:07:45,977 --> 00:07:47,979 You're out of almond milk! 136 00:07:50,498 --> 00:07:52,749 ♪ You are on the tip of my tongue ♪ 137 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:56,920 ♪ When I think it's been too long... ♪ 138 00:07:56,921 --> 00:07:59,757 So, is there a reason you're dressed like an Easter Peep? 139 00:08:00,943 --> 00:08:03,426 Shane, I chose this color so it would pop. 140 00:08:03,427 --> 00:08:06,054 Like, this L.A. Times reporter is following me around all day 141 00:08:06,055 --> 00:08:10,175 for this profile, and I would like the article to say, like, 142 00:08:10,176 --> 00:08:13,714 "Alice Pieszecki Is Killing It". 143 00:08:13,715 --> 00:08:15,991 - You know, maybe in capitals. - Hi. 144 00:08:15,992 --> 00:08:17,108 - Hey. - Hey. 145 00:08:17,109 --> 00:08:20,012 So sorry I'm late. Happy birthday. 146 00:08:20,013 --> 00:08:21,074 Thank you. 147 00:08:21,075 --> 00:08:22,804 It's not a big deal. Everyone, relax. 148 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:25,042 Well, it can be. I mean, you can experience 149 00:08:25,043 --> 00:08:27,394 true metamorphosis at 40 if you let yourself. 150 00:08:27,395 --> 00:08:28,772 Don't listen to that bullshit. 151 00:08:28,773 --> 00:08:30,019 Shit gets weird. 152 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:33,237 Things on your body start dropping and changing. 153 00:08:33,238 --> 00:08:34,316 My ass, 154 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:38,053 it's not obvious, but it has moved, I can tell. 155 00:08:38,054 --> 00:08:40,704 None of us has anything to complain about. 156 00:08:40,705 --> 00:08:42,677 Look, I... 157 00:08:42,678 --> 00:08:46,289 I never knew I'd get this far, so... 158 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:47,332 I'm just happy. 159 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,850 Good, you should be. 160 00:08:48,851 --> 00:08:50,019 Yeah. 161 00:08:51,475 --> 00:08:54,506 Um, so... we want to do 162 00:08:54,507 --> 00:08:56,521 something to celebrate your birthday... 163 00:08:56,522 --> 00:08:57,603 - No. - Just... 164 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:58,629 I said no party. 165 00:08:58,630 --> 00:08:59,826 - Not a party. - No. 166 00:08:59,827 --> 00:09:00,892 We just have to do something. 167 00:09:00,893 --> 00:09:02,251 I mean, it's your 40th birthday. 168 00:09:02,252 --> 00:09:03,569 - Yeah. - Oh, God, you guys. 169 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:04,934 Let's meet at your bar. 170 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:07,211 Drinks. 171 00:09:07,212 --> 00:09:09,618 - Yeah, sure, sure. - Yeah, fine. 172 00:09:09,619 --> 00:09:11,436 Just the three of us. 173 00:09:11,437 --> 00:09:13,881 - Yeah, mm. - Okay. 174 00:09:13,882 --> 00:09:15,658 - Sounds good to me. - Yeah. 175 00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:17,694 Under those parameters, okay. 176 00:09:17,695 --> 00:09:18,752 Mmm. 177 00:09:18,753 --> 00:09:20,245 Where have you been? 178 00:09:20,246 --> 00:09:21,355 Hmm, when? 179 00:09:21,356 --> 00:09:23,090 You look all glow-y. 180 00:09:23,091 --> 00:09:24,533 Um... 181 00:09:24,534 --> 00:09:26,950 oh, Angie had a thing at school, so... 182 00:09:26,951 --> 00:09:29,628 Oh... I thought you got laid. 183 00:09:29,629 --> 00:09:30,671 Yeah. 184 00:09:30,672 --> 00:09:31,822 I know, 185 00:09:31,823 --> 00:09:33,492 'cause I was laughing inside, too. 186 00:09:33,493 --> 00:09:35,585 Oh... 187 00:09:35,586 --> 00:09:38,112 Yeah, it has been a long time. 188 00:09:38,113 --> 00:09:39,763 No, how long has it been? 189 00:09:39,764 --> 00:09:41,822 - A year? - It hasn't been that long. 190 00:09:41,823 --> 00:09:44,058 You know, I know people. 191 00:09:44,059 --> 00:09:45,132 I'm sure you do. 192 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,979 Is there something you wanted to show us? 193 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:48,515 - Yes. - Okay. 194 00:09:48,516 --> 00:09:49,616 Uh, field trip. 195 00:09:49,617 --> 00:09:51,660 Let's go, walking distance. 196 00:09:51,661 --> 00:09:52,827 Get your stuff. 197 00:09:58,668 --> 00:10:00,335 You got your juice box? 198 00:10:00,336 --> 00:10:02,028 This is very hip. 199 00:10:02,029 --> 00:10:04,212 Is it? 200 00:10:04,213 --> 00:10:05,446 Just a little bit, little bit. 201 00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:07,115 I got to say I feel like I'm going into a... 202 00:10:07,116 --> 00:10:09,669 - No, no, no, no, no. - We're going downhill all of a sudden. 203 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:11,547 - We're almost there, almost there, almost there. - We're going down a hill. 204 00:10:11,548 --> 00:10:13,117 - Okay, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. - Okay. 205 00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:14,814 - Turn this way. - Okay. 206 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,385 - I'm trying to be trusting. - Jesus Christ, Alice. 207 00:10:16,386 --> 00:10:17,469 - Yeah, yeah. - Give me your hand. 208 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:18,614 - All right, ready? - Mm-hmm. 209 00:10:18,615 --> 00:10:20,391 - All right, okay. - Okay. 210 00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:23,002 One, two... 211 00:10:23,003 --> 00:10:24,629 three. 212 00:10:31,826 --> 00:10:34,561 What do you think? 213 00:10:34,562 --> 00:10:35,712 It is just... 214 00:10:35,713 --> 00:10:37,296 It's the best. 215 00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:38,471 It's the best, it's... 216 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,024 - Right? - It's the best. 217 00:10:40,025 --> 00:10:42,235 - Amazing. - Dana would love it. 218 00:10:42,236 --> 00:10:44,387 - When did you think of that? - Are you kidding me? 219 00:10:44,388 --> 00:10:45,806 I just, I mean, it's an obvious choice. 220 00:10:45,807 --> 00:10:46,923 It's so good! 221 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:50,988 I love you guys. Let's take a picture. 222 00:10:50,989 --> 00:10:52,115 - I love you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 223 00:10:52,116 --> 00:10:53,157 Take a picture, okay. 224 00:10:53,158 --> 00:10:55,226 Glasses, glasses. 225 00:10:55,227 --> 00:10:56,544 Okay. 226 00:10:56,545 --> 00:10:57,862 All right. 227 00:10:57,863 --> 00:11:00,511 All right, phone, picture. 228 00:11:00,512 --> 00:11:01,980 I'm gonna cry first thing in the morning. 229 00:11:01,981 --> 00:11:03,841 - Flip it around? - Yeah, flipping. 230 00:11:03,842 --> 00:11:05,800 Okay. Okay, ready? 231 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:11,965 Okay, that's the last batch. 232 00:11:13,326 --> 00:11:15,853 - Thanks. - Yeah, no problem. 233 00:11:15,854 --> 00:11:17,871 Um, you totally over-ordered. 234 00:11:17,872 --> 00:11:19,723 I just thought, you know, we'd, we'd need... 235 00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,594 I mean, where are we even gonna hide all of this? 236 00:11:21,595 --> 00:11:22,670 Hey. 237 00:11:22,671 --> 00:11:24,518 - Happy birthday. - Hey, boss. 238 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:25,904 Thanks. 239 00:11:25,905 --> 00:11:27,944 Uh, do you have some checks for me to sign? 240 00:11:27,945 --> 00:11:29,071 - Yes... - I'll show you. 241 00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:33,578 Great. 242 00:11:33,579 --> 00:11:35,689 Tess, thank you so much for this. 243 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:36,714 Sure. 244 00:11:36,715 --> 00:11:39,398 So, I know you don't like to make 245 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,153 a big deal out of your birthday or anything. 246 00:11:42,154 --> 00:11:43,698 I really want to do something for you. 247 00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:54,936 All right, last looks! 248 00:11:57,853 --> 00:11:59,253 - Hey. - Hey. 249 00:11:59,254 --> 00:12:01,989 I had sent you a new copy of this campaign ad. 250 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:03,105 Did you not get my e-mail? 251 00:12:03,106 --> 00:12:04,793 No. Excuse me. 252 00:12:04,794 --> 00:12:06,002 I don't think so. 253 00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:07,046 Yeah. 254 00:12:12,788 --> 00:12:14,689 What's wrong? 255 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,799 Uh... 256 00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:20,436 I s-seem to have misplaced 257 00:12:20,437 --> 00:12:21,981 my campaign phone. 258 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,676 Okay, uh, when did you have it last? 259 00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:26,701 I'll figure it out. 260 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,691 - Thank you. - You know, um, 261 00:12:28,692 --> 00:12:31,219 Sophie and I accidentally 262 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,413 took each other's laptops to work once. 263 00:12:33,414 --> 00:12:36,274 Do you think that something like that might have happened to you? 264 00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:38,653 I'll take care of it. 265 00:12:41,747 --> 00:12:45,000 Do you think it's possible that Felicity has your phone? 266 00:12:48,337 --> 00:12:49,904 Okay. 267 00:12:49,905 --> 00:12:51,222 I'll sort it out. 268 00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:52,440 You don't need to do that. 269 00:12:52,441 --> 00:12:54,110 Would you prefer I send a volunteer? 270 00:13:09,717 --> 00:13:11,827 Great. That's so great. 271 00:13:11,828 --> 00:13:14,396 Chin down. Awesome. 272 00:13:14,397 --> 00:13:17,603 - Relax. - Perfect. Perfect, Alice. 273 00:13:17,604 --> 00:13:19,684 Perfect. Let's see that "Alice" thing. 274 00:13:19,685 --> 00:13:21,420 Okay. 275 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,405 I don't want to take my picture in this. 276 00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:24,889 Okay, honey, I hear you. 277 00:13:28,194 --> 00:13:29,544 You're doing so great. 278 00:13:29,545 --> 00:13:33,865 Hey, Nat. I'm pretty sure Eli's on the loose. 279 00:13:33,866 --> 00:13:36,309 Shit. Eli! 280 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:39,626 - Hey, pook. I heard you won. - Mommy! 281 00:13:39,627 --> 00:13:42,198 - Yeah. - Yeah. Give me five. Yeah. 282 00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:45,509 - I'll be right back. - Come on. 283 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:46,627 Hey. 284 00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:47,945 - Hi. Yeah. - Thank you so much. 285 00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:50,138 I thought wardrobe had options, but they didn't. 286 00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:52,224 - No, of course, of course. - Thank you, I really appreciate it. 287 00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:53,560 It's my pleasure. You look great. 288 00:13:53,561 --> 00:13:55,837 - Yeah. I do? Yeah. It's... - Yeah. I love this color. 289 00:13:55,838 --> 00:13:56,904 - Hi. - Hi. 290 00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:58,839 I'm Corey Campbell. L.A. Times. 291 00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,949 Nice to meet you. 292 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:02,049 While I have you, can I ask you a couple questions? 293 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,374 - Yeah, sure. - I don't mind. Yeah. 294 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,209 How has Alice changed from the first time 295 00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:08,100 you two got together till now? 296 00:14:08,101 --> 00:14:10,635 - Oh, she's not my girlfriend. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 297 00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:12,121 - We're not, we're not together. - No, no, no, no. 298 00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:14,313 - But she is the kids' other mom. - Yeah. We're not... 299 00:14:14,314 --> 00:14:16,674 Mm-hmm. The woman who ran down the hall was my... 300 00:14:16,675 --> 00:14:18,674 - Nat. Nat is her... - Yeah. Nat is my person. 301 00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:21,450 - And my ex-person. - Right, her... Yeah, right. 302 00:14:21,451 --> 00:14:22,704 Oh, I'm sorry. 303 00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:24,225 I assumed she was the nanny. 304 00:14:24,226 --> 00:14:26,335 I'll-I'll let you get back to your thing. 305 00:14:26,336 --> 00:14:28,029 - Nanny? - Found him. 306 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:30,140 He was in the kitchen, ate all the seaweed, 307 00:14:30,141 --> 00:14:32,844 but he's very sorry, right, Eli? 308 00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:34,332 - At least he didn't get the junk food. - Hi. 309 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,244 - Were you in the liquor cabinet? - No. 310 00:14:36,245 --> 00:14:38,538 Were you drinking? Are you a drunk? 311 00:14:38,539 --> 00:14:39,572 Thank you for bringing... 312 00:14:39,573 --> 00:14:40,682 Okay, I'm gonna get them changed. 313 00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:42,026 That's really helpful. Thank you. 314 00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:43,761 - Okay, great, of course. - Yeah. 315 00:14:43,762 --> 00:14:45,662 - Bye. - You look so cute today. 316 00:14:45,663 --> 00:14:47,355 - Aw, you look so pretty. - I do? 317 00:14:47,356 --> 00:14:48,707 - Yeah, you look great. - Oh. 318 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,047 - Yeah, this is... Yup. - Oh. 319 00:14:50,048 --> 00:14:52,428 - This is her, this is Nat. - Hi. 320 00:14:52,429 --> 00:14:53,787 - So nice to meet you. - You, too. 321 00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:55,747 - Corey Campbell of the L.A. Times. - Great. 322 00:14:55,748 --> 00:14:57,671 So, tell me, how do you and Alice 323 00:14:57,672 --> 00:14:59,902 maintain a healthy work-life balance? 324 00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,220 - Oh, it's... - God, I don't... 325 00:15:01,221 --> 00:15:04,149 - I'm not sure we do. - It... 326 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,854 - Oh. - You know, 327 00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:07,809 it's really hard, but we try our best. 328 00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:10,145 But it's a joyful hard. 329 00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:13,461 Yeah. 330 00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:35,379 Hmm. 331 00:15:36,715 --> 00:15:38,825 It was an honest mistake. 332 00:15:38,826 --> 00:15:40,602 Which part? 333 00:15:40,603 --> 00:15:43,005 It's not what you think. 334 00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:44,573 It doesn't really matter what I think. 335 00:15:44,574 --> 00:15:46,516 - I care about her. - Do you? 336 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:48,850 - Yes. - Because this could bring her down. 337 00:15:48,851 --> 00:15:50,852 Do you understand that? 338 00:15:50,853 --> 00:15:53,004 This has fucked up my life, too. 339 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:55,281 I still work at the Department of Cultural Affairs. 340 00:15:55,282 --> 00:15:57,981 Everywhere I go, people whisper. They think 341 00:15:57,982 --> 00:16:01,721 I got here because I fucked my boss. And my marriage, 342 00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:03,665 - my marriage is... - None of that matters. 343 00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:07,167 Oh, really? And what do you know about it? 344 00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:09,412 How many marriages have you failed at? 345 00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:11,781 I know that she's out there every day fighting hard 346 00:16:11,782 --> 00:16:16,561 for all the right things, but one wrong thing will ruin her. 347 00:16:16,562 --> 00:16:18,985 And to the public, you are the wrong thing. 348 00:16:21,119 --> 00:16:24,539 - This could end her. - But I love her. 349 00:16:31,935 --> 00:16:33,544 I wish the world were different, 350 00:16:33,545 --> 00:16:37,048 but it's not. 351 00:16:43,405 --> 00:16:46,784 This stays between us. 352 00:16:53,415 --> 00:16:56,634 All right, this might sound a little risky. 353 00:16:56,635 --> 00:16:58,736 - Yeah, what? - But you've got to ask him 354 00:16:58,737 --> 00:17:01,221 about the diversity of his campaign staff. 355 00:17:01,222 --> 00:17:03,207 He doesn't have any. Can I do that? 356 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,505 Of course. I mean, who else is gonna ask him, 357 00:17:05,506 --> 00:17:06,878 Jimmy fucking Fallon? 358 00:17:06,879 --> 00:17:08,680 Knock, knock. 359 00:17:08,681 --> 00:17:10,681 Okay, well, you didn't, but, yeah, okay. 360 00:17:10,682 --> 00:17:12,308 Take a look at these questions for Milner. 361 00:17:12,309 --> 00:17:14,544 Okay, but we already have a working script. 362 00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:15,880 What is this? 363 00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:21,776 Yeah, I'm not asking him any of these bullshit questions. 364 00:17:21,777 --> 00:17:24,261 I thought you wanted to be a pop icon. 365 00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:27,479 Talking about high school superlatives is not at all 366 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,089 what "pop icon" means. 367 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,644 Why are you smiling? 368 00:17:33,645 --> 00:17:36,173 The reporter is right outside. 369 00:17:36,174 --> 00:17:37,706 Oh, o-okay. 370 00:17:37,707 --> 00:17:39,277 - I see what we're doing here. - Yeah. 371 00:17:39,278 --> 00:17:41,221 Oh. 372 00:17:41,222 --> 00:17:43,657 M-Milner wants to be seen as a real guy. 373 00:17:43,658 --> 00:17:45,350 He wants what you did with Bette Porter. 374 00:17:45,351 --> 00:17:49,109 Okay, Drew, I would love that because Bette and I talked about 375 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:53,198 her scandal and about feminism and sexism 376 00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:55,225 and what it's like to be queer. 377 00:17:55,226 --> 00:17:57,741 I wonder which one of those he really identifies with. 378 00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:59,529 Oh, you know what? I bet it's feminism. 379 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,279 - A "good guy" like him. - Uh. Oh, yeah. 380 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,848 I bet he's, like, balls deep in feminism. 381 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,164 - Yeah. - Here you go. 382 00:18:07,165 --> 00:18:08,239 - Thank you. - Thank you. 383 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,800 I'll take a decaf skim latte. 384 00:18:09,801 --> 00:18:12,326 - Thanks. - Yeah, of course, right away. 385 00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:15,388 She's not gonna get that for me, is she? 386 00:18:15,389 --> 00:18:16,497 I wouldn't count on it. 387 00:18:16,498 --> 00:18:18,872 Yeah, look, we all want the same thing here. 388 00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:20,149 Do we, Drew? 389 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:22,593 Yes. We all want our show to be a success. 390 00:18:22,594 --> 00:18:23,745 My show. 391 00:18:23,746 --> 00:18:25,436 I know. I know. 392 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:28,854 And I know you want to do your... feminism. 393 00:18:28,855 --> 00:18:29,922 Oh, hell. 394 00:18:29,923 --> 00:18:31,032 We're still smiling. 395 00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:32,434 - Oh. - But you won't be able 396 00:18:32,435 --> 00:18:34,086 to do anything if your show is canceled. 397 00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:37,160 - Ah. - Look, I've been down this road before. 398 00:18:37,161 --> 00:18:38,704 I've learned this lesson the hard way. 399 00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:41,399 The only way to deviate is through incremental change. 400 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,664 Fine. I'll ask him about his fucking horse. 401 00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:47,491 It's a pony, but deal. 402 00:18:49,285 --> 00:18:50,789 Yeah, we don't do that there. 403 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,790 - Get it away. We don't do that. - All right. Okay. 404 00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:58,208 Incremental change. 405 00:18:58,209 --> 00:19:01,045 I know. 406 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:04,580 It's your name. Your show. 407 00:19:22,773 --> 00:19:25,024 Thank you. I'm sorry. 408 00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:26,878 I'm sorry you had to do that for me. 409 00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:28,562 You jeopardized the campaign. 410 00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:31,358 I'm painfully aware of that fact. 411 00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:34,299 And I'm pretty sure you've course-corrected worse when you 412 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,503 were working for your father. 413 00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:37,571 I was numb when I worked for him. 414 00:19:37,572 --> 00:19:40,855 Ever since I met you, I can feel things. 415 00:19:40,856 --> 00:19:43,883 And what I had to do today, it didn't make me feel good. 416 00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:47,328 I have given up too much to be here. 417 00:19:47,329 --> 00:19:50,227 My career, my relationship with my father. 418 00:19:50,228 --> 00:19:55,556 And the energy that I've spent on you instead of my fiancée... 419 00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:58,307 it's unforgivable, really. 420 00:19:58,308 --> 00:20:00,471 And I'm fine making those sacrifices 421 00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:02,061 for someone that I believe in, 422 00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,717 but I just don't understand 423 00:20:03,718 --> 00:20:05,064 how you can throw everything away 424 00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:06,315 - for some woman. - She's not just some woman. 425 00:20:06,316 --> 00:20:08,858 Is this your M.O.? You do something great 426 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:09,922 and then you fuck up?! 427 00:20:09,923 --> 00:20:14,307 - Keep your voice down. - Do you have any idea how many people 428 00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:16,376 are working their asses off just to get you elected? 429 00:20:16,377 --> 00:20:18,542 - I am acutely aware. - Then why are you running? 430 00:20:18,543 --> 00:20:20,045 What's the fucking point?! 431 00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:27,319 My sister died of a heroin overdose. 432 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,735 That is why I'm running. 433 00:20:28,736 --> 00:20:30,637 I am running for her. I am running 434 00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:32,557 to change the broken system that failed her. 435 00:20:45,188 --> 00:20:47,648 Felicity was there for me 436 00:20:47,649 --> 00:20:49,759 when my sister died. 437 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,728 My world shattered, 438 00:20:51,729 --> 00:20:53,922 and she helped me pick up all the pieces. 439 00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:56,885 You don't just turn your back on someone like that. 440 00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:05,160 You can be with her. 441 00:21:05,161 --> 00:21:07,479 Or you can stay in this race 442 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,565 and fight for what you believe in. 443 00:21:10,518 --> 00:21:12,729 But you can't have it both ways. 444 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,441 Thank you. And we're back with candidate Jeff Milner 445 00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:35,237 talking about high school superlatives. 446 00:21:35,238 --> 00:21:37,765 So, best hair, huh? 447 00:21:37,766 --> 00:21:39,353 Well, what can I say? 448 00:21:39,354 --> 00:21:41,465 I mean, what can you say? 449 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,995 Anyway, high school was a hoot. 450 00:21:42,996 --> 00:21:45,107 I always loved school, even as a little kid. 451 00:21:45,108 --> 00:21:48,292 And I understand we have something in common. 452 00:21:48,293 --> 00:21:49,952 Well, if it's about loving school, 453 00:21:49,953 --> 00:21:51,437 I'm afraid you're mistaken. 454 00:21:51,438 --> 00:21:52,713 No, no. 455 00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:54,786 - We both went to camp. - Ah. Yeah. 456 00:21:54,787 --> 00:21:56,964 Well, no. I actually worked at a camp as a kid. 457 00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:59,262 You know, stapled shit together for the campers, 458 00:21:59,263 --> 00:22:00,539 made six bucks an hour. 459 00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:02,649 It was a dream. 460 00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:04,433 - Well, something for everyone. - Mm-hmm. 461 00:22:04,434 --> 00:22:06,506 I love being outside, getting dirty, 462 00:22:06,507 --> 00:22:07,707 learning about science. 463 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,609 Is that where you fell in love with horses? 464 00:22:09,610 --> 00:22:12,174 It is indeed. You know, I had a pet pony at camp. 465 00:22:12,175 --> 00:22:13,259 Her name was Tubman 466 00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,919 because I always had an affinity 467 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,445 for Harriet Tubman. 468 00:22:16,446 --> 00:22:19,640 Always admired her... her bravery. 469 00:22:25,747 --> 00:22:29,792 Would you say Harriet Tubman was a feminist? 470 00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,669 Oh. 471 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:33,462 Well, I, uh... 472 00:22:33,463 --> 00:22:36,882 Well, you know... 473 00:22:36,883 --> 00:22:39,301 I don't know about that, but I... 474 00:22:39,302 --> 00:22:41,388 Uh, she was definitely a hero. 475 00:22:41,389 --> 00:22:42,631 - What is she doing? - Oh, I-I... 476 00:22:42,632 --> 00:22:45,891 Would you say you're a feminist? 477 00:22:45,892 --> 00:22:47,585 Well, I, uh... 478 00:22:47,586 --> 00:22:49,311 We can't hear you, Jeff. 479 00:22:49,312 --> 00:22:51,648 Uh, I think all people 480 00:22:51,649 --> 00:22:52,785 - deserve to be treated fairly. - I'm calling his people 481 00:22:52,786 --> 00:22:54,859 - to get a jump on this. - Yeah, good idea, Drew. 482 00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,632 Ooh, I got to tell you, 483 00:22:56,633 --> 00:22:58,821 that's an infuriating answer, Jeff. 484 00:22:58,822 --> 00:23:01,215 Well, you know, your friend Bette Porter 485 00:23:01,216 --> 00:23:03,668 identifies as a feminist, and I don't think her actions 486 00:23:03,669 --> 00:23:05,023 have been particularly honorable. 487 00:23:05,024 --> 00:23:06,799 She made a mistake. 488 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,320 She apologized for it, she's moved on. 489 00:23:10,004 --> 00:23:11,488 It's all in the past. 490 00:23:11,489 --> 00:23:14,058 - Why should we believe her? - Because she's legit. 491 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,919 And if she says 492 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,696 "That relationship is over", 493 00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:20,931 I fucking trust her. 494 00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:23,392 Can we trust you? 495 00:23:25,085 --> 00:23:27,850 I think my record speaks for itself. 496 00:23:27,851 --> 00:23:30,936 Hmm. Let's get back to the ponies. 497 00:23:32,422 --> 00:23:34,990 This is incredible. She doesn't hold back, does she? 498 00:23:34,991 --> 00:23:37,685 Nope. She's always Alice. 499 00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:47,754 Uh... 500 00:23:47,755 --> 00:23:50,198 Nope, no, no, no. Nobody invited you. 501 00:23:50,199 --> 00:23:52,184 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 502 00:23:52,185 --> 00:23:53,351 Okay. Oh. 503 00:23:53,352 --> 00:23:56,796 Excuse you. 504 00:23:56,797 --> 00:23:58,656 I know you're mad at me, 505 00:23:58,657 --> 00:24:00,433 but I'm trying to love you right now. 506 00:24:00,434 --> 00:24:02,593 I'm not mad at you. I feel bad for you. 507 00:24:02,594 --> 00:24:03,956 You're missing it. 508 00:24:03,957 --> 00:24:05,650 - What am I missing? - Me. 509 00:24:05,651 --> 00:24:08,511 - I want to hang out with you. - You do? 510 00:24:08,512 --> 00:24:10,830 - Yeah. - Still? 511 00:24:10,831 --> 00:24:12,440 Always. 512 00:24:12,441 --> 00:24:15,427 I always want to hang out with you. 513 00:24:15,428 --> 00:24:17,972 I think about you all the time. 514 00:24:20,378 --> 00:24:23,305 Well, do you think about me? 515 00:24:23,306 --> 00:24:25,741 When you go to work, you go on, you know, your little runs? 516 00:24:25,742 --> 00:24:27,033 Yes. Of course. 517 00:24:27,034 --> 00:24:29,987 It doesn't feel like it. 518 00:24:29,988 --> 00:24:32,748 - It doesn't? - No. 519 00:24:32,749 --> 00:24:36,110 It feels like you're in your own little world, like... 520 00:24:36,111 --> 00:24:38,697 Like I can't find you. 521 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,008 I'm sorry. 522 00:24:43,009 --> 00:24:47,012 Why can't you talk to me? What are you so afraid of? 523 00:24:47,013 --> 00:24:49,039 - I'm not... - What-what... ? 524 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,460 What have I done that makes you so afraid of me? 525 00:24:53,937 --> 00:24:57,273 Uh, sometimes I-I think about the night we met. 526 00:24:57,274 --> 00:24:58,791 Yeah. At Akbar. 527 00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:01,111 You had a girlfriend. 528 00:25:02,654 --> 00:25:03,738 Yeah. 529 00:25:07,909 --> 00:25:09,619 That scares me. 530 00:25:12,539 --> 00:25:14,081 It does? 531 00:25:14,082 --> 00:25:16,984 Yeah. 532 00:25:16,985 --> 00:25:18,919 You were so willing to leave her. 533 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,965 And I-I guess part of me wonders if... 534 00:25:22,966 --> 00:25:25,385 if-if you'll leave me, too. 535 00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:31,641 She wasn't you. 536 00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:38,942 Hold up. 537 00:25:38,943 --> 00:25:42,413 - What the hell are you doing?! - Holy shit! 538 00:25:42,414 --> 00:25:44,361 Motherfucking cold! 539 00:25:45,889 --> 00:25:47,301 Oh, you're so cute! 540 00:25:47,302 --> 00:25:49,912 Don't even play. 541 00:25:49,913 --> 00:25:51,702 Cute. 542 00:25:51,703 --> 00:25:53,103 Oh. Oh, my God. 543 00:25:53,104 --> 00:25:54,296 You have a cute butt. 544 00:25:54,297 --> 00:25:55,739 Okay, okay. 545 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,936 Okay. 546 00:26:02,047 --> 00:26:03,965 What is this? 547 00:26:05,091 --> 00:26:06,968 This was my great-grandma's. 548 00:26:08,312 --> 00:26:09,962 And it's to remind you that 549 00:26:09,963 --> 00:26:12,766 I'm always with you. 550 00:26:13,704 --> 00:26:16,749 And I will never leave you. 551 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,348 Because you're my person. 552 00:26:25,914 --> 00:26:28,899 Thank you. 553 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,842 I love it. 554 00:26:30,843 --> 00:26:32,076 Oh... 555 00:26:42,587 --> 00:26:44,713 And I love you. 556 00:26:44,714 --> 00:26:46,049 I love you so much. 557 00:26:47,549 --> 00:26:48,789 I got yours resized. 558 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:50,552 Oh! Really? Where is it? 559 00:26:50,553 --> 00:26:51,845 It's in my dresser. 560 00:26:51,846 --> 00:26:54,115 Bitch, it should be on this finger. 561 00:26:54,116 --> 00:26:56,056 - Oh. - No-no, it's too cold. 562 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:59,852 You're right. 563 00:26:59,853 --> 00:27:01,921 - I love you. - Come here. 564 00:27:01,922 --> 00:27:02,955 I love you. 565 00:27:18,707 --> 00:27:20,607 We don't have a lot of time. 566 00:27:20,608 --> 00:27:21,959 Alice is meeting us at nine. 567 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,544 Oh, that smells amazing. 568 00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:25,839 Uh, that smells amazing. 569 00:27:26,661 --> 00:27:28,437 - Mm? - Nah. 570 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,339 - Really? - Please. 571 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:31,570 - Okay. - It's okay. 572 00:27:31,571 --> 00:27:32,971 You're the one running for mayor. 573 00:27:32,972 --> 00:27:34,263 It's legal. 574 00:27:34,264 --> 00:27:35,806 Don't tell Angie. 575 00:27:35,807 --> 00:27:37,826 I would never. 576 00:27:37,827 --> 00:27:40,696 Did you ever think you would be spending your 40th birthday 577 00:27:40,697 --> 00:27:43,773 with a middle-aged lesbian and no chance of sex? 578 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:50,612 I wish you had told me you were a lesbian. 579 00:27:50,613 --> 00:27:52,459 - You're so secretive. - I don't think 580 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:54,694 that's so much of a secret, actually. 581 00:27:58,222 --> 00:28:00,790 A toast. 582 00:28:00,791 --> 00:28:01,857 To you... 583 00:28:01,858 --> 00:28:05,093 and your birthday... 584 00:28:05,094 --> 00:28:08,681 - and your beautiful bar. - That I already fucked up. 585 00:28:09,719 --> 00:28:11,967 What happened? 586 00:28:13,411 --> 00:28:15,006 I might have slept with Lena. 587 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:17,351 And she's still with Tess. 588 00:28:17,352 --> 00:28:19,128 Ah, see? I told you I fucked it up. 589 00:28:19,129 --> 00:28:20,279 No. 590 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,639 No. It's just human. 591 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,149 I mean, I think what happens is that we all get scared, 592 00:28:27,150 --> 00:28:29,818 and then we do things, you know, as people, 593 00:28:29,819 --> 00:28:30,819 that we shouldn't do. 594 00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,660 Because we don't want to move on. 595 00:28:33,661 --> 00:28:36,366 Maybe we do, and we just don't know how, 596 00:28:36,367 --> 00:28:38,925 and so we end up doing really fucked-up shit. 597 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,829 I mean, I do, anyway. 598 00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:41,997 My God, this pot. 599 00:28:41,998 --> 00:28:44,208 This pot is really fucking strong. 600 00:28:44,209 --> 00:28:45,482 Is this sativa? 601 00:28:45,483 --> 00:28:48,379 You're still sleeping with Felicity. 602 00:28:52,509 --> 00:28:53,927 Hey. 603 00:28:57,815 --> 00:28:58,815 It's okay. 604 00:29:01,518 --> 00:29:03,627 It's really okay. 605 00:29:03,628 --> 00:29:05,780 I just feel like such a fuckup. 606 00:29:05,781 --> 00:29:08,832 No, you're not. 607 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,026 I really tried to end it, 608 00:29:11,027 --> 00:29:15,013 you know, when I first launched the campaign, but I couldn't. 609 00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:16,824 You know? And I-I don't know 610 00:29:16,825 --> 00:29:18,475 if I didn't want to hurt her feelings 611 00:29:18,476 --> 00:29:20,251 or I didn't want to hurt my feelings, 612 00:29:20,252 --> 00:29:22,436 because that would have been a total fucking free fall. 613 00:29:22,437 --> 00:29:23,879 But now... 614 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,448 now I realize I'm just... 615 00:29:26,449 --> 00:29:28,952 fucking sabotaging myself. 616 00:29:31,047 --> 00:29:33,133 And it has to be done. 617 00:29:37,095 --> 00:29:39,055 I have to do right by Kit. 618 00:29:40,223 --> 00:29:41,599 Yeah. 619 00:29:43,431 --> 00:29:46,559 Sometimes I can hear her saying to me... 620 00:29:48,642 --> 00:29:50,908 - "Girl..." - Oh, yeah. 621 00:29:50,909 --> 00:29:53,010 "Girl... 622 00:29:53,011 --> 00:29:55,972 you got to love the life you live... 623 00:29:57,213 --> 00:30:00,657 ... and live the life you love". 624 00:30:09,418 --> 00:30:10,668 Wait, where are you going? 625 00:30:10,669 --> 00:30:12,612 Oh. Don't know if I can get up. 626 00:30:12,613 --> 00:30:13,906 Give me a sec. 627 00:30:21,973 --> 00:30:25,542 Ooh, look at you. 628 00:30:25,543 --> 00:30:26,826 Oh, my God. 629 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:30,572 These flowers are beautiful. 630 00:30:30,573 --> 00:30:32,766 Yeah. They're from Tina. 631 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:35,543 Of course they are. 632 00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:37,945 She always had really great taste. 633 00:30:37,946 --> 00:30:40,365 Not always. 634 00:30:40,366 --> 00:30:42,076 What are those? 635 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,318 Divorce papers. 636 00:30:44,319 --> 00:30:45,469 Oh. 637 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:48,348 I do love Quiara... 638 00:30:53,796 --> 00:30:56,123 I just don't want kids. 639 00:30:56,124 --> 00:30:57,941 And I don't want to raise them 640 00:30:57,942 --> 00:31:00,101 while she's on tour or... 641 00:31:00,102 --> 00:31:02,062 I know that sounds selfish. 642 00:31:02,063 --> 00:31:03,580 No, no, no. 643 00:31:03,581 --> 00:31:05,499 It just sounds really honest. 644 00:31:12,565 --> 00:31:13,565 All right. 645 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:19,279 Here I go. 646 00:31:27,455 --> 00:31:30,040 To new beginnings. 647 00:31:37,825 --> 00:31:40,077 I got divorced on my birthday! 648 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,839 Crazy. 649 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,908 Happy fuckin' birthday. 650 00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:51,478 Oh, God. 651 00:31:51,479 --> 00:31:53,045 Oh, shit. 652 00:31:53,046 --> 00:31:54,358 - What? - Alice is gonna be 653 00:31:54,359 --> 00:31:56,167 so fucking pissed if we're late. 654 00:31:56,168 --> 00:31:58,193 - Did you bring the thing? - I got it. It's in my car. 655 00:31:58,194 --> 00:32:00,012 We have to eat something. 656 00:32:00,013 --> 00:32:01,545 Oh, I'm just gonna ta... can I take this? 657 00:32:01,546 --> 00:32:03,990 Yeah, just take it, take it. Let's go. 658 00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:04,991 Fuck. 659 00:32:12,091 --> 00:32:13,325 I'm still so hungry. 660 00:32:13,326 --> 00:32:15,060 Why is it so dark? 661 00:32:15,061 --> 00:32:17,170 - I don't know. Tess? - Tess? 662 00:32:17,171 --> 00:32:18,697 Lena? 663 00:32:18,698 --> 00:32:20,432 Surprise! 664 00:32:21,550 --> 00:32:23,617 Oh, my God. 665 00:32:26,104 --> 00:32:27,782 - What did you do? - You can't get away 666 00:32:27,783 --> 00:32:29,225 without having a party. 667 00:32:29,226 --> 00:32:30,876 What is this? 668 00:32:30,877 --> 00:32:32,486 Yeah, what are we gonna do, nothing? 669 00:32:32,487 --> 00:32:33,880 Who are all these people, Al? 670 00:32:33,881 --> 00:32:35,591 Finley took some liberty with the guest list, 671 00:32:35,592 --> 00:32:37,291 - so I don't know. - I remember you. 672 00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:39,843 - Shane. - Ah, yeah, yeah. How you been? 673 00:32:39,844 --> 00:32:41,996 - Yeah. - Okay, look. 674 00:32:44,524 --> 00:32:45,591 Oh, my God. 675 00:32:45,592 --> 00:32:47,034 There's some real gems in there. 676 00:32:47,035 --> 00:32:48,327 And some nightmares. 677 00:32:53,082 --> 00:32:55,317 What were we thinking? 678 00:32:55,318 --> 00:32:57,469 Am I stoned in that picture? 679 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,772 Supermodel! 680 00:33:00,773 --> 00:33:03,633 - We did good. - We did. 681 00:33:03,634 --> 00:33:06,078 - Look at my jeans. - Oh, hi. Shots. 682 00:33:06,079 --> 00:33:08,530 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, come on. 683 00:33:08,531 --> 00:33:09,797 Come on, celebrate with me. 684 00:33:09,798 --> 00:33:11,261 What are you, pregnant? 685 00:33:11,262 --> 00:33:12,295 Listen, listen. 686 00:33:12,296 --> 00:33:13,464 - Come on. Listen, - Okay, ready? 687 00:33:13,465 --> 00:33:14,656 I love you both. Thank you. 688 00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:15,682 - Thank you. - Crazy. 689 00:33:15,683 --> 00:33:16,741 - I know. - Okay. 690 00:33:16,742 --> 00:33:18,535 - Three, two, one, go. - One, go. 691 00:33:20,151 --> 00:33:23,261 Oh, that's so gross. 692 00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:24,954 - Should we get another one? - Yeah. 693 00:33:24,955 --> 00:33:26,689 Hey! 694 00:33:26,690 --> 00:33:27,840 - Hey! - Hey! 695 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:30,659 I see the lesbians left the house! 696 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,520 Oh, my God! 697 00:33:32,521 --> 00:33:34,442 Oh, yes, we did, and we look good. 698 00:33:34,443 --> 00:33:36,260 - Pow! Look at that. - Ooh! 699 00:33:36,261 --> 00:33:39,174 - So good! - Rings and shit. Okay! 700 00:33:39,175 --> 00:33:40,658 Ooh, what are we drinking? 701 00:33:40,659 --> 00:33:42,476 Everything. 702 00:33:42,477 --> 00:33:43,590 Is that a good idea? 703 00:33:43,591 --> 00:33:46,771 Uh, yeah, well, I didn't know there was gonna be free booze, 704 00:33:46,772 --> 00:33:48,665 so I packed a flask, 705 00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:50,566 but then I slammed that in the car ride over 706 00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:52,923 because traffic, and so now I'm drinking the fancy shit. 707 00:33:52,924 --> 00:33:54,292 Did you know tequila could be clear? 708 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,978 Know what else is clear? Water! 709 00:33:55,979 --> 00:33:57,856 Oh, no, thanks. There's water in my ice. 710 00:33:57,857 --> 00:34:01,120 Oh. All ri... all right, all right, buddy, take it easy, yeah? 711 00:34:01,121 --> 00:34:03,388 Literally, all of our bosses are here. 712 00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:04,487 I'll be right back. 713 00:34:04,488 --> 00:34:05,833 All right. 714 00:34:05,834 --> 00:34:08,069 - Don't move. - Ooh. Okay, I won't. 715 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,783 ♪ Home... ♪ 716 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:13,851 Just chug it. 717 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,602 - Just go straight for it. - Yep, she's going for it. 718 00:34:15,603 --> 00:34:17,379 Okay, just get fucked up already. 719 00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:18,658 Okay. 720 00:34:18,659 --> 00:34:20,352 ♪ 'Cause she's happy on her own... ♪ 721 00:34:20,353 --> 00:34:21,821 Did you make a decision? 722 00:34:23,673 --> 00:34:24,772 Uh... 723 00:34:24,773 --> 00:34:26,340 yeah, I'm gonna... 724 00:34:26,341 --> 00:34:27,866 I'm gonna end it. 725 00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:29,268 Good. 726 00:34:29,269 --> 00:34:32,004 I'm sure that was difficult for you. 727 00:34:32,005 --> 00:34:34,865 And... I'm sorry that I came down on you so hard. 728 00:34:34,866 --> 00:34:37,582 Okay. Somebody needs to hold me accountable. 729 00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:39,400 Oh, don't worry, I will. 730 00:34:39,401 --> 00:34:41,886 You don't have to be so fuckin' excited about it. 731 00:34:45,081 --> 00:34:47,224 - I'll see you Monday. - Yeah, on Monday. 732 00:34:52,063 --> 00:34:55,440 ♪ Home, home ♪ 733 00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:58,861 ♪ Home ♪ 734 00:34:58,862 --> 00:35:01,422 ♪ Baby, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home... ♪ 735 00:35:01,423 --> 00:35:03,633 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 736 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:05,127 Look, look, look, I really didn't want 737 00:35:05,128 --> 00:35:06,237 to do anything tonight. 738 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:07,847 All right? But here we all are. 739 00:35:07,848 --> 00:35:09,488 - Yeah! Whoo! - Appreciate you being here. 740 00:35:11,792 --> 00:35:14,128 But to those that do know me... 741 00:35:14,669 --> 00:35:16,879 you know I earned this. 742 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,305 - Hear, hear. - Happy birthday! 743 00:35:18,306 --> 00:35:19,498 Happy fuckin' birthday. 744 00:35:20,951 --> 00:35:24,062 ♪ Baby, I'm home, I'm home, I'm home ♪ 745 00:35:31,086 --> 00:35:34,298 Mmm... hmm! 746 00:35:35,648 --> 00:35:37,591 Whoa. Slow down, bro. 747 00:35:37,592 --> 00:35:39,368 Why? It's free. 748 00:35:41,229 --> 00:35:42,629 I wish Rebecca were here. 749 00:35:42,630 --> 00:35:45,733 Aw, you got it bad, huh? 750 00:35:45,734 --> 00:35:47,867 Yeah, she's kind of the best. 751 00:35:47,868 --> 00:35:49,210 She know how you feel about her? 752 00:35:49,211 --> 00:35:51,887 I sent her a bunch of emojis. 753 00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:54,540 Whoof! You stupid. 754 00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:57,109 You got to talk to her. 755 00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:58,562 Do I, though? 756 00:35:58,563 --> 00:36:00,273 I don't want to mess it up. 757 00:36:00,274 --> 00:36:03,061 Look... 758 00:36:03,062 --> 00:36:04,955 I have been there before. 759 00:36:04,956 --> 00:36:06,023 Really? 760 00:36:06,024 --> 00:36:09,194 Yeah, and it's scary. 761 00:36:09,778 --> 00:36:10,887 Yeah, right? 762 00:36:10,888 --> 00:36:12,831 - It's very scary. - Yeah. 763 00:36:12,832 --> 00:36:14,942 But it seems like she likes you a lot. 764 00:36:14,943 --> 00:36:16,343 ♪ Baby, I'm home... ♪ 765 00:36:16,344 --> 00:36:17,706 Yeah. 766 00:36:17,707 --> 00:36:20,238 Aw. You got nothing to lose. 767 00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,354 ♪ Baby, I'm home... ♪ 768 00:36:21,355 --> 00:36:23,269 Yeah. 769 00:36:23,270 --> 00:36:24,671 - Yeah! - Yeah! 770 00:36:24,672 --> 00:36:26,948 Okay. Okay, I'm out. 771 00:36:26,949 --> 00:36:29,809 - Dab up. - No. 772 00:36:29,810 --> 00:36:32,420 Hey, where are you going? 773 00:36:32,421 --> 00:36:34,280 You... 774 00:36:34,281 --> 00:36:36,224 are a good friend. 775 00:36:36,225 --> 00:36:38,961 - Mwah! - Oh. Oh! 776 00:36:38,962 --> 00:36:42,155 ♪ What that body do ♪ 777 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:43,156 Thank you. 778 00:36:44,430 --> 00:36:45,998 ♪ Okay ♪ 779 00:36:45,999 --> 00:36:48,710 ♪ Now show me what that body do ♪ 780 00:36:51,767 --> 00:36:53,167 Damn. 781 00:36:53,168 --> 00:36:56,779 - Who is that? - My property manager. 782 00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:59,199 He is... hot. 783 00:36:59,997 --> 00:37:01,647 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 784 00:37:01,648 --> 00:37:03,248 - Hey. - Hi. I'm José. 785 00:37:03,249 --> 00:37:04,441 - Hi. - This is Hassan. 786 00:37:04,442 --> 00:37:05,759 Excuse me. 787 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,161 Ooh. Looks like you two are having a good time. 788 00:37:08,162 --> 00:37:09,914 Yeah, you know, we were actually about to go dance. 789 00:37:09,915 --> 00:37:11,524 Uh, you want a shot? 790 00:37:11,525 --> 00:37:12,588 Sure. 791 00:37:12,589 --> 00:37:15,314 All right. 792 00:37:15,315 --> 00:37:17,591 What are you doing here? 793 00:37:17,592 --> 00:37:19,868 Finley invited me. 794 00:37:19,869 --> 00:37:20,947 Of course she did. 795 00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:22,704 ♪ You've got to do ♪ 796 00:37:22,705 --> 00:37:24,030 ♪ If you work for me ♪ 797 00:37:24,031 --> 00:37:26,182 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 798 00:37:26,183 --> 00:37:29,561 ♪ Now show me what that body do ♪ 799 00:37:29,562 --> 00:37:31,797 So, how did the rest of 800 00:37:31,798 --> 00:37:33,675 - your day go with the reporter? - It was great. 801 00:37:33,676 --> 00:37:35,952 - Oh, good. - Yeah, it was great. 802 00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:37,629 It wasn't great. 803 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:38,939 - Wasn't great. - Oh. 804 00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:40,663 What did you mean when you said... 805 00:37:40,664 --> 00:37:42,142 - you said... - Mm-hmm. 806 00:37:42,143 --> 00:37:45,218 - I was hard to be with? - I think I said 807 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:47,453 - finding a balance was hard. - That's the same thing. 808 00:37:47,454 --> 00:37:49,104 No, it's not. 809 00:37:49,105 --> 00:37:51,507 You have a very demanding job, 810 00:37:51,508 --> 00:37:53,060 and we have giant lives, 811 00:37:53,061 --> 00:37:55,000 and it's all very new, and it's... 812 00:37:55,001 --> 00:37:56,568 hard to navigate, 813 00:37:56,569 --> 00:37:58,874 you know, raising these kids, working, 814 00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:00,909 finding time to be with one another. 815 00:38:00,910 --> 00:38:02,227 Like, it's a lot. 816 00:38:02,228 --> 00:38:03,813 - Right, right, yeah. - It's a lot. 817 00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:05,923 Well, we're... we're doing great. 818 00:38:05,924 --> 00:38:07,185 Yeah, I agree. 819 00:38:07,186 --> 00:38:09,147 Like, better than great, I think. 820 00:38:09,148 --> 00:38:10,882 And things are going great with Gigi. 821 00:38:10,883 --> 00:38:12,508 Right, like, Gigi's their other mom. 822 00:38:12,509 --> 00:38:14,410 - She's a big part of the family now. - Yeah. 823 00:38:14,411 --> 00:38:16,511 - Are you guys talking about me? - Yes. Stay, stay, stay. 824 00:38:16,512 --> 00:38:19,935 We were just talking about how we're, you know, nailin' it. 825 00:38:19,936 --> 00:38:21,461 What are we nailin'? 826 00:38:21,462 --> 00:38:23,780 - It. All of it. - Yeah, everything. 827 00:38:23,781 --> 00:38:26,046 - Just... crushin' it. - If you say so. 828 00:38:26,047 --> 00:38:27,556 - Cheers. - Cheers. 829 00:38:27,557 --> 00:38:29,082 Here's the party! 830 00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:30,834 - Hi. - Hi. 831 00:38:30,835 --> 00:38:32,459 We're hoarding all the good booze. 832 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:34,331 - Good. You should. - Well, we have 833 00:38:34,332 --> 00:38:36,399 - a little surprise for you. - Yes. 834 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,907 - For me? - Yeah. 835 00:38:37,908 --> 00:38:39,475 But it's not my birthday. 836 00:38:39,476 --> 00:38:40,760 - I know that. - What is it? 837 00:38:40,761 --> 00:38:42,370 What is it? What is it? 838 00:38:42,371 --> 00:38:44,063 - You ready? - Yeah, give it up. 839 00:38:44,064 --> 00:38:45,923 - Ta-da! - Boom. 840 00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:47,953 Shut the fuck up! 841 00:38:47,954 --> 00:38:50,074 How did you get this so fast? 842 00:38:50,075 --> 00:38:51,994 - I have my sources. - Wait, wait, let me see. 843 00:38:52,704 --> 00:38:55,481 Wow. "The Queen of Queer Life". 844 00:38:55,482 --> 00:38:57,008 Oh, my gosh, that's incredible. 845 00:38:57,009 --> 00:38:59,196 Oh, my God. Why am I in this picture? 846 00:38:59,197 --> 00:39:00,431 Oh, God, I look terrible. 847 00:39:00,432 --> 00:39:01,516 What are you talking about? 848 00:39:01,517 --> 00:39:02,869 It's the Church of Latter Day Saints. 849 00:39:02,870 --> 00:39:05,372 - It's amazing. - Or a cult in Portland. 850 00:39:05,373 --> 00:39:09,318 "Alice Pieszecki with her family". 851 00:39:09,319 --> 00:39:11,039 We are a family. 852 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,365 - Thank you. Thank you. - They loved you. 853 00:39:13,366 --> 00:39:14,889 Are you having a good time on my birthday? 854 00:39:14,890 --> 00:39:16,265 - Uh, never better. - Good. 855 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,550 Would you like me to bring that 856 00:39:17,551 --> 00:39:19,581 - into the office for you? - Yes. Thank you. 857 00:39:19,582 --> 00:39:20,712 So sweet. 858 00:39:20,713 --> 00:39:21,832 - Very sweet. - So great. 859 00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:24,539 Wow. The Queen of Queer. 860 00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:26,452 To that. Queen of Queer. 861 00:39:26,453 --> 00:39:27,487 Oh, man. 862 00:39:27,488 --> 00:39:28,759 - Quite right. - It's very true. 863 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,202 Got the family in it. 864 00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:31,675 ♪ If you work for me ♪ 865 00:39:31,676 --> 00:39:34,219 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 866 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:36,471 ♪ You earned the pay ♪ 867 00:40:05,217 --> 00:40:06,501 She's here, actually. 868 00:40:06,502 --> 00:40:09,029 - Yeah. - Hi. 869 00:40:13,715 --> 00:40:15,407 - Hi! - You came. 870 00:40:15,408 --> 00:40:16,600 Oh, my God. 871 00:40:16,601 --> 00:40:19,953 Mmm... mmm, mmm. 872 00:40:19,954 --> 00:40:22,942 Ooh. Been drinking a little, bud? 873 00:40:22,943 --> 00:40:25,303 - A little bit. - Come-come on inside. 874 00:40:25,304 --> 00:40:28,014 Um, I... Can we talk for a second? 875 00:40:28,015 --> 00:40:29,357 Sure. 876 00:40:29,358 --> 00:40:31,292 I'll be right back, you guys. 877 00:40:31,293 --> 00:40:33,669 - Um... - What's going on? 878 00:40:33,670 --> 00:40:35,655 Okay, so, remember this morning 879 00:40:35,656 --> 00:40:37,148 when you were wondering 880 00:40:37,149 --> 00:40:39,217 if I could get over the whole priest thing? 881 00:40:39,218 --> 00:40:40,690 - Yeah. - Well, I can, 882 00:40:40,691 --> 00:40:43,034 because you're not a real priest. 883 00:40:43,035 --> 00:40:44,477 You know, you have the church 884 00:40:44,478 --> 00:40:46,691 and, like, the outfits, but you're not... 885 00:40:46,692 --> 00:40:48,526 it's not a real church, 886 00:40:48,527 --> 00:40:50,419 so I can totally do it. 887 00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:52,593 That's really hurtful. 888 00:40:52,594 --> 00:40:53,861 No, I mean it. 889 00:40:53,862 --> 00:40:56,671 I mean it, because... Okay, when we first met, 890 00:40:56,672 --> 00:40:59,532 I was, like, freaking out, 891 00:40:59,533 --> 00:41:01,059 'cause I thought, you know, 892 00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:03,629 I did it with... Jesus. 893 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:05,873 No. Um, 894 00:41:05,874 --> 00:41:08,069 but everything is cool now, 895 00:41:08,070 --> 00:41:11,192 because... I love you. 896 00:41:15,947 --> 00:41:18,532 I think you should go home. 897 00:41:18,533 --> 00:41:21,159 Oh, what? Did you just hear what I said? I said... 898 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,837 - I heard you. - Like-like, for real. 899 00:41:23,838 --> 00:41:25,572 I'm gonna go call you a Lyft, okay? 900 00:41:25,573 --> 00:41:27,015 No, no, no. No. Come here. 901 00:41:27,016 --> 00:41:29,185 - I think you should go. - Come on. 902 00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:35,184 Um... 903 00:41:37,830 --> 00:41:40,315 Wow. 904 00:41:43,594 --> 00:41:46,204 Hmm. Okay. 905 00:42:01,082 --> 00:42:04,276 Are you sure you don't want me to call you a Lyft? 906 00:42:04,277 --> 00:42:06,404 I can walk it. 907 00:42:13,137 --> 00:42:16,582 ♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪ 908 00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:18,470 ♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪ 909 00:42:18,471 --> 00:42:21,164 ♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪ 910 00:42:21,165 --> 00:42:23,734 ♪ You better hit it, 'cause you should know better ♪ 911 00:42:23,735 --> 00:42:25,218 ♪ Touch down on the stage ♪ 912 00:42:25,219 --> 00:42:27,704 ♪ And know, bitch, I ain't come to play ♪ 913 00:42:27,705 --> 00:42:29,898 So, how do you know all these lesbians? 914 00:42:29,899 --> 00:42:31,925 I dated Dani back in college. 915 00:42:31,926 --> 00:42:33,104 Before... 916 00:42:33,105 --> 00:42:34,589 Oh, that is intense. 917 00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:36,407 She's a really cute chick. 918 00:42:36,408 --> 00:42:39,101 You know, you got good taste in men and women. 919 00:42:39,102 --> 00:42:40,989 ♪ Sing it, sing it, sing it, shine ♪ 920 00:42:40,990 --> 00:42:43,183 ♪ Karaoke, yeah ♪ 921 00:42:43,184 --> 00:42:45,502 - ♪ You better ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 922 00:42:45,503 --> 00:42:47,537 ♪ You better drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it, drop it ♪ 923 00:42:47,538 --> 00:42:50,415 ♪ Drop it, you got to work it, work it, work it, work it ♪ 924 00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:51,458 - ♪ Work it, work it ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪ 925 00:42:51,459 --> 00:42:52,984 ♪ I want you to ruin my life ♪ 926 00:42:52,985 --> 00:42:55,136 ♪ You to ruin my life, you to ruin my life, yeah ♪ 927 00:42:55,137 --> 00:42:56,689 ♪ I want you to fuck up my nights, yeah ♪ 928 00:42:56,690 --> 00:42:58,617 ♪ Fuck up my nights, yeah, all of my nights, yeah ♪ 929 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,217 ♪ I want you to bring it all on, if you make it all wrong ♪ 930 00:43:01,218 --> 00:43:02,461 ♪ Then I'll make it all right, yeah ♪ 931 00:43:02,462 --> 00:43:04,188 ♪ I want you to ruin my life ♪ 932 00:43:04,189 --> 00:43:06,757 ♪ You to ruin my life, you to ruin my life ♪ 933 00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:09,175 ♪ I want you to ruin my life, you to ruin my life ♪ 934 00:43:09,176 --> 00:43:10,874 ♪ You to ruin my life, yeah ♪ 935 00:43:10,875 --> 00:43:12,293 - Cheers. - ♪ I want you to ruin my life ♪ 936 00:43:12,294 --> 00:43:14,606 ♪ You to ruin my life, you to ruin my life ♪ 937 00:43:14,607 --> 00:43:18,720 ♪ I miss you more than I thought that I could ♪ 938 00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:20,306 ♪ I miss you ♪ 939 00:43:22,861 --> 00:43:26,657 ♪ I know you missin' me, too, like you should ♪ 940 00:43:26,658 --> 00:43:28,225 ♪ I miss you ♪ 941 00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:30,711 ♪ I want you to ruin my life, you to ruin my life ♪ 942 00:43:30,712 --> 00:43:31,736 So, what do you do? 943 00:43:31,737 --> 00:43:33,555 Hey, um, I'm an actor, man. 944 00:43:33,556 --> 00:43:35,832 You should come to my improv show next week. 945 00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:37,449 - What day? - Tuesday night. 946 00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:41,283 Oh. Yeah, any other night, I would've been there. 947 00:43:41,284 --> 00:43:43,325 You know, we got a Sunday matinee though. 948 00:43:43,326 --> 00:43:45,185 You should come to that. I'll save you a seat. 949 00:43:45,186 --> 00:43:47,796 ♪ You to ruin my life, you to ruin my life, yeah ♪ 950 00:43:47,797 --> 00:43:49,693 ♪ I want you to fuck up my nights, yeah ♪ 951 00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:51,734 ♪ Fuck up my nights, yeah, all of my nights, yeah ♪ 952 00:43:51,735 --> 00:43:54,408 ♪ I want you to bring it all on, if you make it all wrong ♪ 953 00:43:54,409 --> 00:43:56,805 ♪ Then I'll make it all right, yeah, I want you to ruin ♪ 954 00:43:56,806 --> 00:44:00,802 ♪ My life, you to ruin my life, you to ruin my life ♪ 955 00:44:00,803 --> 00:44:03,997 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ 956 00:44:03,998 --> 00:44:05,498 What are you looking at? 957 00:44:05,499 --> 00:44:06,783 Nothing. 958 00:44:06,784 --> 00:44:08,868 No one. 959 00:44:08,869 --> 00:44:11,463 She's really beautiful. 960 00:44:11,464 --> 00:44:13,031 You're beautiful. 961 00:44:13,032 --> 00:44:14,574 Wait, wait. 962 00:44:14,575 --> 00:44:18,603 Is there a part of you that still wants her? 963 00:44:18,604 --> 00:44:19,996 You can tell me. 964 00:44:19,997 --> 00:44:21,273 I want you. 965 00:44:21,274 --> 00:44:23,509 - I know. I know. - I want you. 966 00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:27,293 And her. 967 00:44:27,294 --> 00:44:29,376 ♪ Come back to me ♪ 968 00:44:29,377 --> 00:44:30,819 Right? 969 00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:33,263 She's so great. 970 00:44:33,264 --> 00:44:35,956 ♪ You to ruin my life, you to ruin my life, yeah, I want... ♪ 971 00:44:35,957 --> 00:44:37,441 Hey! Come here! 972 00:44:37,442 --> 00:44:39,125 We need you! 973 00:44:39,126 --> 00:44:40,902 Get over here! 974 00:44:40,903 --> 00:44:43,346 We're talking about you. 975 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:45,957 ♪ I want you to ruin my life, you to ruin my life ♪ 976 00:44:45,958 --> 00:44:48,419 ♪ You to ruin my life ♪ 977 00:44:49,824 --> 00:44:51,350 Hi. 978 00:44:51,351 --> 00:44:53,420 Hi. 979 00:44:53,421 --> 00:44:54,821 Hi. 980 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:57,015 ♪ You touch my mind when you talk to me ♪ 981 00:44:57,016 --> 00:44:58,992 ♪ You do it all the time when you close ♪ 982 00:44:58,993 --> 00:45:01,853 ♪ If this feels right when you talk to me ♪ 983 00:45:01,854 --> 00:45:03,214 Can we talk for a second? 984 00:45:03,215 --> 00:45:05,442 - What? - Can we talk for a second? 985 00:45:05,443 --> 00:45:06,801 Yeah. 986 00:45:06,802 --> 00:45:08,766 ♪ You do it all the time when you close ♪ 987 00:45:08,767 --> 00:45:11,535 ♪ If this feels right when you talk to me ♪ 988 00:45:11,536 --> 00:45:13,770 ♪ Then do me like you know I'm yours ♪ 989 00:45:13,771 --> 00:45:16,238 ♪ I'm yours when you talk to me ♪ 990 00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,338 ♪ Do me like you know I'm yours ♪ 991 00:45:18,339 --> 00:45:21,408 ♪ I'm yours when you talk to me ♪ 992 00:45:21,409 --> 00:45:23,485 ♪ Do me like you know I'm yours ♪ 993 00:45:23,486 --> 00:45:25,779 ♪ I'm yours when you talk to me ♪ 994 00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:28,223 ♪ Do me like you know I'm yours ♪ 995 00:45:28,224 --> 00:45:30,975 ♪ I'm yours when you talk to me ♪ 996 00:45:30,976 --> 00:45:33,507 ♪ I love you, but it ♪ 997 00:45:33,508 --> 00:45:35,580 ♪ I see you called, I see you called ♪ 998 00:45:35,581 --> 00:45:38,607 ♪ I see you called just yesterday, why? ♪ 999 00:45:38,608 --> 00:45:40,592 ♪ See you called, why? ♪ 1000 00:45:40,593 --> 00:45:43,028 ♪ See you called just yesterday ♪ 1001 00:45:43,029 --> 00:45:45,155 ♪ I know you expect me to cry, cry ♪ 1002 00:45:45,156 --> 00:45:47,774 ♪ Expect me to see other guys ♪ 1003 00:45:47,775 --> 00:45:50,343 ♪ You calling me solo, but, baby, you don't know ♪ 1004 00:45:50,344 --> 00:45:52,597 ♪ I'm really not solo, I'm really not solo ♪ 1005 00:45:52,598 --> 00:45:54,766 ♪ You touch my mind when you talk to me ♪ 1006 00:45:54,767 --> 00:45:56,668 ♪ You do it all the time when you close ♪ 1007 00:45:56,669 --> 00:45:59,370 ♪ If this feels right when you talk to me ♪ 1008 00:45:59,371 --> 00:46:01,439 ♪ Then do me like you know I'm yours ♪ 1009 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,518 ♪ You touch my mind when you talk to me ♪ 1010 00:46:04,519 --> 00:46:06,462 ♪ You do it all the time when you close ♪ 1011 00:46:06,463 --> 00:46:09,040 ♪ If this feels right when you talk to me ♪ 1012 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:11,776 Why do you keep looking at me like that? 1013 00:46:11,777 --> 00:46:12,853 Like what? 1014 00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:13,939 You're just smiling at me. 1015 00:46:14,513 --> 00:46:17,373 It's just the face my face makes when I'm around you. 1016 00:46:17,374 --> 00:46:19,200 You're sending me really confusing signals. 1017 00:46:19,201 --> 00:46:20,560 Do you realize that? 1018 00:46:20,561 --> 00:46:22,624 You bail on me, no explanation, 1019 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,229 and then you just show up here. 1020 00:46:24,230 --> 00:46:25,315 What am I supposed to do with that? 1021 00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:26,464 - I know. - No, no, no. 1022 00:46:26,465 --> 00:46:28,950 I've been clear with what I want. 1023 00:46:28,951 --> 00:46:31,190 Tell me what you want. 1024 00:46:31,191 --> 00:46:33,676 Tell me what you're thinking. 1025 00:46:33,677 --> 00:46:35,177 Are you into me? 1026 00:46:35,178 --> 00:46:36,537 What do you want? Just... 1027 00:46:36,538 --> 00:46:39,440 What the fuck do you want? 1028 00:46:45,067 --> 00:46:46,509 ♪ Told you not to worry ♪ 1029 00:46:48,829 --> 00:46:51,040 ♪ But maybe that's a lie ♪ 1030 00:46:52,562 --> 00:46:55,148 ♪ Honey, what's your hurry? ♪ 1031 00:46:56,972 --> 00:46:59,391 ♪ Won't you stay inside? ♪ 1032 00:47:00,583 --> 00:47:02,692 ♪ Remember not to get ♪ 1033 00:47:02,693 --> 00:47:05,053 ♪ Too close to stars ♪ 1034 00:47:05,054 --> 00:47:09,500 ♪ They're never gonna give you love like ours ♪ 1035 00:47:09,501 --> 00:47:12,199 ♪ Where did you go? I should know ♪ 1036 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,333 ♪ But it's cold and I don't want ♪ 1037 00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:18,046 ♪ To be lonely, so show me the way home ♪ 1038 00:47:20,196 --> 00:47:24,284 ♪ I can't lose another life ♪ 1039 00:47:26,233 --> 00:47:28,968 ♪ Hurry ♪ 1040 00:47:28,969 --> 00:47:32,772 ♪ I'm worried ♪ 1041 00:47:32,773 --> 00:47:34,423 Do you want to get out of here? 1042 00:47:34,424 --> 00:47:35,508 Yeah, I do. 1043 00:47:36,697 --> 00:47:38,681 ♪ Or maybe it's my eyes ♪ 1044 00:47:40,934 --> 00:47:44,310 ♪ The friends I've had to bury, bury, bury, bury, bury ♪ 1045 00:47:44,311 --> 00:47:48,130 ♪ They keep me up at night, night, night, night, night ♪ 1046 00:47:48,131 --> 00:47:53,025 ♪ Said I couldn't love someone 'cause I might break ♪ 1047 00:47:53,026 --> 00:47:57,263 ♪ If you're gonna die, not by mistake ♪ 1048 00:47:57,264 --> 00:48:00,126 ♪ So, where did you go? I should know ♪ 1049 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:03,670 ♪ But it's cold and I don't want to be lonely ♪ 1050 00:48:03,671 --> 00:48:07,216 ♪ So tell me you'll come home ♪ 1051 00:48:08,429 --> 00:48:11,223 ♪ Even if it's just a lie ♪ 1052 00:48:12,714 --> 00:48:14,948 ♪ I tried not to upset you ♪ 1053 00:48:14,949 --> 00:48:16,904 ♪ Let you rescue ♪ 1054 00:48:16,905 --> 00:48:18,764 ♪ Me the day I met you ♪ 1055 00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:21,042 ♪ I just wanted ♪ 1056 00:48:21,043 --> 00:48:24,487 ♪ To protect you ♪ 1057 00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:26,948 ♪ But now I'll never get to ♪ 1058 00:48:30,089 --> 00:48:33,825 ♪ Hurry ♪ 1059 00:48:33,826 --> 00:48:37,538 ♪ I'm worried ♪ 1060 00:48:45,526 --> 00:48:48,129 ♪ Where did you go? I should know ♪ 1061 00:48:48,130 --> 00:48:51,426 ♪ But it's cold, and I don't want to be lonely ♪ 1062 00:48:51,427 --> 00:48:56,371 ♪ Was hoping you'd come home ♪ 1063 00:48:56,372 --> 00:48:59,733 ♪ I don't care if it's a lie ♪ 1064 00:49:00,777 --> 00:49:02,817 ♪ Guess I'm in denial ♪ 1065 00:49:02,818 --> 00:49:03,969 ♪ Maybe I'm wrong ♪ 1066 00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:07,372 This place looks amazing. 1067 00:49:07,373 --> 00:49:10,108 ♪ I'm so selfish ♪ 1068 00:49:10,109 --> 00:49:11,903 ♪ Ah, ah... ♪ 1069 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,729 Is there something that you want to tell me? 1070 00:49:16,492 --> 00:49:18,810 What do you mean? 1071 00:49:18,811 --> 00:49:20,628 Okay, let me put this a different way. 1072 00:49:20,629 --> 00:49:23,517 I know that there's something going on between the two of you. 1073 00:49:23,518 --> 00:49:26,420 I can feel it. 1074 00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:29,573 ♪ I'm so selfish ♪ 1075 00:49:29,574 --> 00:49:31,441 ♪ I got a very big ego embedded in me... ♪ 1076 00:49:31,442 --> 00:49:34,987 What are you talking about, Tess? 1077 00:49:38,028 --> 00:49:40,054 You know, when you look back on our relationship, 1078 00:49:40,055 --> 00:49:41,330 I want you to know 1079 00:49:41,331 --> 00:49:43,566 it wasn't your infidelity that ended us. 1080 00:49:43,567 --> 00:49:45,152 It was this moment. 1081 00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:50,445 Now, is there anything that you want to tell me? 1082 00:49:53,774 --> 00:49:54,840 I'm sorry. 1083 00:49:54,841 --> 00:49:56,867 - Oh, fuck. - I'm sorry. 1084 00:49:56,868 --> 00:50:00,104 Fuck. 1085 00:50:00,105 --> 00:50:01,788 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Oh, my God. 1086 00:50:01,789 --> 00:50:05,233 Don't touch me. I can't do this. I need to get out of here. 1087 00:50:05,234 --> 00:50:08,178 ♪ Doesn't faze, doesn't bother me, honestly ♪ 1088 00:50:08,179 --> 00:50:10,247 ♪ I can't sleep at night ♪ 1089 00:50:10,248 --> 00:50:11,649 Shit. 1090 00:50:11,650 --> 00:50:15,637 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1091 00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:20,005 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1092 00:50:20,006 --> 00:50:22,992 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 1093 00:50:22,993 --> 00:50:25,979 ♪ Dear Shane ♪ 1094 00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:30,092 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1095 00:50:38,679 --> 00:50:40,119 - I love you both. - Seriously. 1096 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,496 Thank you so much. 1097 00:50:42,635 --> 00:50:44,702 ♪ 'Cause it's more intimate ♪ 1098 00:50:44,703 --> 00:50:46,770 You okay, honey? 1099 00:50:46,771 --> 00:50:48,964 Holy shit. 1100 00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:51,742 Oh... my... God. 1101 00:50:51,743 --> 00:50:53,790 ♪ Too scared of what she'll see ♪ 1102 00:50:53,791 --> 00:50:56,192 ♪ Somebody holding me ♪ 1103 00:50:56,193 --> 00:50:58,636 ♪ When I wake up all alone ♪ 1104 00:50:58,637 --> 00:51:00,746 ♪ And I'm thinking of your skin ♪ 1105 00:51:00,747 --> 00:51:05,043 ♪ I remember, I remember what you told me ♪ 1106 00:51:06,028 --> 00:51:08,180 Happy birthday. 1107 00:51:23,836 --> 00:51:25,859 So, I had a threesome last night. 1108 00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:27,783 - So, you're a throuple now? - What're you saying? 1109 00:51:27,784 --> 00:51:29,107 Throuple. 1110 00:51:29,108 --> 00:51:32,331 All I'm asking is for you to be my partner. 1111 00:51:32,332 --> 00:51:34,055 Well then tell me what that looks like. 1112 00:51:34,056 --> 00:51:36,279 - Do you remember what you said to me? - No. 1113 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,303 You need to work on your own shit. 1114 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:40,304 - This is amazing. - I love you. 1115 00:51:41,641 --> 00:51:42,864 I'll see you later. 1116 00:51:42,865 --> 00:51:44,889 That was an error. 1117 00:51:44,890 --> 00:51:46,814 What do you need to hear right now? 1118 00:51:46,815 --> 00:51:48,815 I want you to fight for this. 1119 00:51:53,932 --> 00:51:56,432 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - 76954

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