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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:13,614 [man's voice] What was that? Where is the captain and the girl? 2 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:19,386 [rumbling and heavy breathing] 3 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:23,090 [suspenseful music] 4 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:25,392 -[1st man] Where's the cross? -[2nd man] The cross? 5 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,460 [1st man] It's gone! 6 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,429 -[electric sparks] -[explosion] 7 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:33,867 [woman panting] 8 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:37,671 [screams] -Get on with it! -No please stop! 9 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:42,109 No! If you stop, we die! Now come along, faster! Come along! 10 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:47,314 -[woman screaming] -[roaring and flashing] 11 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:50,484 -[woman] What have you done? What have you done! -[man] Shut up! 12 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,153 [woman panting heavily] 13 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,622 [both screaming together] [lightning flashes] 14 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:58,592 -[roaring and rumbling] -[blood spatters] 15 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:01,728 [flashing] 16 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:06,500 -[woman panting and breathless] -[man grunting and breathless] 17 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,871 [high pitched piercing sound] 18 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:15,375 [woman protesting] 19 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:19,846 -[heavy breathing] -Just throw it away sir, maybe that's what it wants. 20 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:21,982 -No, no!- -[woman shrieking] 21 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,684 I've come too far. 22 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:27,688 -Without this, I can never gain access to the cauldron. -[woman screaming] 23 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:33,460 Look, there's a cottage up ahead. Perhaps we can hide there. 24 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:39,333 It's killed seven of us already. Just throw it away now. Please sir. 25 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:43,904 -It's not worth it! Sir! -It doesn't matter anymore. 26 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:44,938 [rumbling noise] 27 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:49,176 [screams and blood spatter] 28 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:54,181 [screams, blood spatter and dripping] 29 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,991 [rumbling] 30 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,298 [upbeat music] 31 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:06,086 [Roger] Hey Brian, you ever been to a stag night before? 32 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:08,555 [Brian] Yes Roger I have, and I don't want any silly shit. 33 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:11,258 [cheering and laughter] 34 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,867 Okay guys, time to figure out rules. 35 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:25,806 Number one. Whatever happens here this weekend, stays here. 36 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,743 Number two. No cell phones, no disruptions. 37 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,946 So give them up, and get them out. 38 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,848 [man burps loudly] 39 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,085 Fancy a hit mate? 40 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,222 Oh sorry, I forgot I've seen you at rehab. 41 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,824 -[laughs together] -[sighs] 42 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:48,128 -[can opening] -Charles, it's your brother's weekend, 43 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,063 and he asked me to take care of things for him. 44 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,967 So for the next 48hours, you forget about all the shit between you guys, 45 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,636 And behave. You got that? 46 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,708 Yo bachelor boy. 47 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,579 [dance music] 48 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:12,652 -I love you man. I love you! -[crowd cheering] 49 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,256 Great! 50 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,059 [cheering continues] 51 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,271 -Yo big boy, give me your brick. -[sighs]Boring. 52 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:44,084 We are, now entering the famous sight of Mortens Gibb. 53 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:50,690 Legend has it, that they buried him alive. 54 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,125 [gasps together] 55 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:59,099 Supposedly, it is protected by a guardian, dark guardian. 56 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:02,235 If disturbed... He will kill! 57 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,404 -[everyone gasps] -A bit like my ex-wife. 58 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,173 [simultaneous laughter] 59 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,745 [intense music] 60 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:16,650 [tires scrunching] 61 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,952 [driver] Okay boys, that's as far as we go. 62 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,421 Van gone away, now we park. 63 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:25,725 -[door slides open] -[upbeat music] 64 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:43,977 Hey boys, wait for me. 65 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,627 You've got to be shitting me. 66 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,395 [distant mumbling] 67 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,497 Just like old times hey bud. 68 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:08,668 Just woods, and the Weekend Warriors. 69 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,373 Yeah. 70 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:18,912 -Boys ready, point! -[camera flash] 71 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:24,751 [ominous music] 72 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,190 -[knocking] -[door creaks] 73 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,859 [whistling, cheering and laughter] 74 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,063 [dog barking] 75 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:39,899 [knocks and opens door] 76 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,404 Hi, I'm err, Roger Hooper. 77 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,673 [old lady] You're late. 78 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,249 -[inhales deeply] -I'm the bridegroom. 79 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,051 [old lady] I'd never have guessed. 80 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,823 -[shuffles] -[nervous chuckle] 81 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,300 -[old lady] All ten of you, right? -As agreed. 82 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,268 Excellent. 83 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,739 -[inhales deeply] -Fellow student of history I see 84 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,541 Archaeology, actually. 85 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,510 Of course, of course. 86 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,414 -And this must be the map of some local digs- -[old lady] No! 87 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,887 Have you ever played paintball before? 88 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,789 [laughs] 89 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,124 We're the Weekend Warriors. 90 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,861 -[acoustic guitar] -The weak. 91 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,463 [chuckles] 92 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,132 We came tenth in the league. 93 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,169 -Tenth, aha. -But, we, we... 94 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,005 -[inhales deeply] -We... Were good. 95 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,110 Outstanding. 96 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,980 [typing] 97 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:08,421 William! 98 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:13,426 -[singing] -[splash, gasp] 99 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,628 [simultaneous laughter] 100 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,030 Damsel in distress! 101 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,332 -[grunts] -[laughter continues] 102 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:27,540 Look at the pretty boy's favorite position. 103 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,910 [laugher continues] 104 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:37,751 [shrugs] 105 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:43,890 -[buzz] -[cuckoo clock] 106 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,492 [door opening] 107 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,430 About time. 108 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,766 Holy giant! 109 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:57,670 You'll have to excuse my kid brother, he's a little slow. 110 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:04,978 Err, could you take care of these, err phones? 111 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:08,948 Sure. 112 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,955 William, why don't you show our guests to the gun shed? They want to play. 113 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,128 [chuckles nervously] 114 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:25,965 [slow footsteps departing] 115 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,068 [door closes, bag drops] 116 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,776 [eerie music] 117 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,779 [distant chatter and laughter] 118 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,284 Hey man, what's up? 119 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:49,055 -[sighs] -Santos, what am I doing? 120 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,925 About what, nigga? 121 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:58,131 [shrugs] I don't know. Life, the wedding, work. 122 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,835 Wedding, the wedding. Everything. 123 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,072 [upbeat music] 124 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,208 [meat sizzling] 125 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,710 Hey. 126 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,451 [distant laughter] 127 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,264 [disagreeable sighs] 128 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,648 [music stops] 129 00:10:55,255 --> 00:11:00,460 [funky music] 130 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,507 [multiple squirts] 131 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:19,979 -[squirts continue] -[distant cheers] 132 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:25,084 -[deflating] -[shots continues] 133 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,023 -[inhales deeply] -We need to talk. 134 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,294 [moans agreeably] 135 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,263 I mean I love her and everything but, this is my life you know- 136 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:40,533 And then there's always the responsibility of somebody else to look after- 137 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:44,370 What else, your profession, I'm a history teacher, I don't earn that much you know. 138 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,505 [gasps] 139 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,473 Then she's going to want to have kids you know, 140 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:52,779 Maybe I'm rushing into this Santos, maybe I should just, give the whole thing up? 141 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,115 Look. I'd give it all up. 142 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:01,187 The money, the houses, the cars. 143 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:06,793 The beaches, the drugs. In an instance, to have what you've got- 144 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,629 Santos! You're a postman. Okay! 145 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:15,868 -Now, the problem is, that I don't believe- -What are you talking about? 146 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,671 [birds crying] 147 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,175 Do I look like a fucking postman to you? 148 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:27,046 Yeah okay. Five years ago, I was a postman. 149 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:31,551 But now, I'm an international drug entrepreneur. 150 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,687 Santos, you still deliver post to my house every day for Christ's sake. 151 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,889 -It's a front! -Whatever! 152 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:41,527 The problem is, is that marriage is like a business you know, you sign contracts for life. 153 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:44,964 What happens when she says to me 'to love and obey', and she doesn't even mean it? 154 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,333 -[exhales deeply] -Santos. 155 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,870 You are one of my oldest friends, alright? 156 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:55,575 I couldn't care less whether you're a postman, a drug dealer or a milkmaid. 157 00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:00,046 -But you're not going to tell the others are you? -[sighs deeply] 158 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,149 [ominous music] 159 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:08,821 -On Lemmas Eve, make it so. -[evil chuckle] 160 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:12,258 [rumbling and wings flapping] 161 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,893 What was that? 162 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:17,864 -Kids, Tokis? -Tokis? Come on 163 00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,967 -He's coming! -[eerie music] 164 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,675 [owls hooting] 165 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:34,781 -[chanting] -Look at that's knights templar! 166 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,916 Oh my God, they've reformed Santos! 167 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,553 -[heavy breathing] -[templar knight] In the name of the ancient Gods- 168 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:46,059 [templar knight] This is a time, that is not a time, 169 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:51,064 In a place, that is not a place. 170 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:57,970 -I call upon the power, of fire, water and earth. -[woman breathing heavily] 171 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:01,174 To witness this ceremony. 172 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,743 And by the virtue of those present- 173 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,912 [Santos] Brian come back here and stop them. 174 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,648 [Brian] It's the chant, I've got to stop this, I've got to stop it! 175 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:12,218 -[Brian] They've got girls down there Santos, do something! -[Santos] Easy man- 176 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:17,490 [inaudible chanting] 177 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,462 [electrical volt and rumbling] 178 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:27,233 -Lord, I humbly offer the blood of these virgin brides. -[heavy breathing] 179 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:32,338 -[templar knight] On this Lemmas Eve for you. -[panicking] 180 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:37,710 [screaming] 181 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:45,985 -[templar knight] Pretty, pretty, pretty prepare to die! -[screaming continues] 182 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:50,389 -[templar knight] Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty- -[screaming continues] 183 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,426 [men screaming] 184 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:58,131 [templar knight] What! Our ancient fellowship must remain secret- 185 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:02,869 Brothers, you will learn the error of these ways. Prepare to die! 186 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:07,707 -Santos! -[chanting and screaming] 187 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,610 -[screaming and struggling] -[woman] What are you doing? 188 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:14,514 -[stabbing and screaming] -[incoherent speech] 189 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:25,324 [rumbling intensifies] 190 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,570 [rock music] 191 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,375 [laughter] 192 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,914 Hi guys. 193 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:54,887 -How are we? What's happening? -[laughter and cheering] 194 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,290 -[groans] -The girls! What? 195 00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:00,026 [simultaneous laughter] 196 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:04,330 This fine female, is Ginger. And this young lady, is Blossom. 197 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,433 -Now take it easy on them, alright? -[crowd laughing] 198 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:13,806 -Bastards! Traitors! -[laughter continues] 199 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,743 -[giggles and drops stick] -Let's get wasted baby, hmm? 200 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,646 -[Ginger] You're so naughty. -Let's have a good time. 201 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:28,654 -[incoherent chatter] -Guys, you can't leave me here! 202 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,857 -Nice tail 'pony boy'. -What? 203 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,292 -[shrill laughter] -[groaning] 204 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:38,064 -[pants and moans] -Bastards. 205 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,635 [wolf howling] 206 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,671 -[struggles] -Charles! Roger! 207 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:50,710 -[rumbling] -[explosion] 208 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,778 [shuffling and panting] 209 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,250 [Brian] Hey, it's my party. 210 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,356 [intense abrupt music] 211 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,099 [music ceases] 212 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,103 [wolf howling] 213 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:20,539 Charles! Charles! 214 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,409 [loud thunder] 215 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,015 Better work. 216 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:34,620 [struggles and grunts] 217 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:39,525 [Brian] Jesus Christ- Jesus, What the- 218 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,664 [mumbling] 219 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,971 [footsteps and heavy breathing] 220 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:55,575 [grunting and groaning] 221 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,546 [cursing] 222 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,349 -[leaves rustling] -[screams] 223 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:11,190 [incoherent speech] 224 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,294 [opens door, slow footsteps] 225 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,774 -[exhales] -Brilliant! 226 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,813 [loud cheering and laughter] 227 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,651 I chewed through these like a bloody rat! 228 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,953 [inhales deeply] 229 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,458 Oh, yes... 230 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,127 [laughter continues] 231 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,133 -[pop] -[gasp and breathes heavily] 232 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,537 Whoever is responsible for this, can have it back. 233 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,172 -[crowd] Yeah! -Mike! 234 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,741 [whistling and cheering] 235 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,245 [shrugs] 236 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:12,018 Alright sleazies, it's sparkle time. 237 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:16,355 [cheesy 70's music] 238 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,257 [cheering and coaxing] 239 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,393 That's it, come on, come on, girl shake that booty. 240 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,567 [laughing and cheering] 241 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,210 Get off! 242 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,456 [sexy music] 243 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,825 There we go, work it, work it, oh yeah! 244 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,896 [cheering and laughter continues] 245 00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:01,867 Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's it. 246 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,606 [plop] 247 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,909 What are you looking at man? 248 00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,446 [loud crash] 249 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,115 [footsteps on creaking floorboard] 250 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,852 Well? 251 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,421 They said it? 252 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:24,990 [grunts in agreement] 253 00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:26,625 The chant? 254 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,129 Are you sure? 255 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,364 [grunts agreeably again] 256 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:33,833 Then it's all set. 257 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,771 Get the tools out of the 4X4. 258 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,976 We're getting out of here little brother. 259 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,012 [grunts in agreement] 260 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:50,316 -[descending footsteps on creaking floorboard] -Better work. 261 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,354 [deep snort] 262 00:20:57,356 --> 00:21:00,226 [incoherent background chatter] 263 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,863 [cheesy 70's music] 264 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:08,501 This one, the big one, is for the groom only. 265 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,738 Let's get him. 266 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,008 [cheering and toasting] 267 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,846 Do we understand each other baby? 268 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,650 [paper dropping] 269 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:29,155 [laughter] 270 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:32,458 What, this one's for me? 271 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:40,232 [snorts loudly] 272 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,102 [sniffs repeatedly] 273 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,180 Right so, who's idea was it? 274 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,950 Well the lady who err, runs the joint, thought it would be fun for the err, history teacher. 275 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,786 Yeah, she laid out all the costumes. 276 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,622 Even the err script for the ceremony is on the house. 277 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,224 -Beer? -[groans] 278 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,326 What did they do to you out there? 279 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:12,031 I don't know, some sort of satanic ceremony- 280 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,533 Bullshit, chants... 281 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:20,539 [inaudible references] 282 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:24,109 -And wait, its- -[simultaneous gasps] 283 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,377 [burps] 284 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:29,048 A jealous, evil... 285 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,183 [gasps] 286 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:37,957 -Too powerful for men. A giver of lives. -[sighs and gasps] 287 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,492 -[simultaneous gasps] -Eternal... 288 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:43,929 Beware! 289 00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:49,935 For he, who disturbs the cauldron, 290 00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:54,206 must face the wrath, 291 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,909 of the guardian knight. 292 00:22:56,909 --> 00:23:02,815 [gasps] 293 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:06,218 -[scoffs] -Well I've heard scarier stories from a nine year old. 294 00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:10,990 -But he forgets them every time. -[laughter and cheers] 295 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:15,060 -[laughter continues] -Where, where's the cauldron buried? 296 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,264 [simultaneous laughter ensues] 297 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,702 Let's really get this party moving. 298 00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:28,974 [Mike] Permission to board. 299 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,811 Well then... 300 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:36,148 [simultaneous cheers] 301 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,549 Look at me. 302 00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:40,386 [ominous music] 303 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:46,592 [heavy panting and breathing] 304 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:52,665 [screams and laughter] 305 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,874 [groaning] 306 00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:07,646 -[gagging] -[laughter] 307 00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:10,182 Use it wisely. 308 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:13,752 [gagging and laughter continues] 309 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,390 -[grunts] -[smack, yells] 310 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,625 You've poisoned me. 311 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:27,466 [distant cheers and laughter] 312 00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:35,274 [grunting and groaning] 313 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,912 [suspenseful music] 314 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:44,850 [silence] 315 00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:48,053 [groan] 316 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:51,156 [laughter and music] 317 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:56,528 -I am no longer geek boy, I am the bang daddy. -[laughs] 318 00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:01,633 Let me tell you what, I'll show you how Indians do it. Let's go. 319 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,102 -[smack] -[Blossom] Naughty boy! 320 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,537 [laughs] 321 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:12,044 -[exaggerated grunts] -[footsteps] 322 00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:13,912 [Brian] Hello, who's there? 323 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:16,615 -[door bangs] -[screams and farts] 324 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,784 [farting continues] 325 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,654 -[gasps] -What the hell do you want? 326 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:26,625 -Brian are you going to be in there long? -[loud fart] 327 00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:28,894 What? 328 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,096 I'm such a cloth here. 329 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:37,102 -Burn the shame, Mike. -[loud farting] 330 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:41,173 [farting continues] 331 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:43,942 Mike, put your dick away Mike. 332 00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:45,043 -[door slams] -[screams] 333 00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:48,814 -[door bangs] -[deep sigh] 334 00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:53,185 -I'm the bang daddy. -[groans] 335 00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:55,754 [sneers] 336 00:25:58,457 --> 00:26:00,325 [door opens] 337 00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:02,194 [slow sexy music] 338 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:06,098 So, do you want to earn yourself some proper money? 339 00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:08,367 I don't think so. 340 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:10,169 [biting noise] 341 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,871 -[inaudible background chatter] -[exhales loudly] 342 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:17,509 -I didn't know you played volley ball darling. -[sucking noise] 343 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:21,013 I gave him some of my finest whizz man. 344 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:23,782 You had a threesome? With hookers? 345 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,385 I thought they were fans. 346 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:28,220 [Blossom] When I meet a man, I think... 347 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:31,824 Is this the guy I want my kids to spend their weekends with. 348 00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:34,593 [abrupt laughter] 349 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,535 I can see Uranus. 350 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:51,276 How's about we have a look, at the big... Dipper. 351 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,813 [footsteps] 352 00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:58,350 [heavy breathing] 353 00:26:58,684 --> 00:27:02,387 -[howling] -[grunts and screams] 354 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:08,126 -[bird whistles] -[shuffles and groans] 355 00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:12,764 [heavy breathing] 356 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,367 I came here to dance, and to serve drinks. 357 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,237 -I don't do extras. -[sighs] 358 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:22,674 Come on, don't cut that bullshit with me. 359 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:28,780 All girls do extras. 360 00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:32,251 Especially out here. 361 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,254 [whipping noise] 362 00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:37,990 [foreboding music] 363 00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:39,892 No! 364 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,663 -[smack] -[screams] 365 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:48,066 -[Blossom breathing heavily] -Okay, no foreplay then. 366 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:51,703 [heavy breathing] 367 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:55,140 Did you really think you could come out here? 368 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:58,844 Get your kit off in front of a bunch of blokes. 369 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:01,813 -[heavy breathing] -And nothing was going to happen? 370 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,217 [grunting and heavy breathing] 371 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:07,586 Not this time bitch. 372 00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:09,388 [Blossom screaming] 373 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:13,926 -Oh no! -[punching and screaming] 374 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:16,595 [cheesy 70's music] 375 00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:19,431 [heavy breathing] 376 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,268 -Are you okay? -Excuse me. 377 00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:27,072 [punch, yelling and groaning] 378 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:29,274 [groaning continues] 379 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:30,909 I am now. 380 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,713 -I can't believe you guys are friends. -Yeah, well. 381 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,416 We were, until I caught him in bed with my wife. 382 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,986 -That sucks! -Yeah, well, life sucks sometimes. 383 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:43,622 Shall we? 384 00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:44,623 -Yeah. -Okay. 385 00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:47,826 [grunting and moaning] 386 00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:52,931 Oh, oh stop, you're so big, 387 00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:56,368 -I'm going to come! -[moaning and grunting] 388 00:28:57,035 --> 00:29:00,872 -Blossom honey- -[Indian guy] Watch me olives! 389 00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:01,873 Blossom? 390 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,611 Let's get out of here. 391 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:11,149 Party's over! You! Get your coat cause we're going. 392 00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:12,484 The party isn't over. 393 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:15,821 Saddle up boys. We're... Going out. 394 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:19,224 Night game! 395 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:22,327 [whistles, cheers and applause] 396 00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:24,796 [chanting] Night game! 397 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:32,204 [grunting] 398 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,272 -[distant flapping] -[jerks] 399 00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:40,178 [exaggerated grunt] 400 00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:47,786 -[scraping blade] -[scream] 401 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,422 [blood spatter] 402 00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:57,429 -[metal clanking] -[whirring] 403 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,766 [roaring] 404 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:05,137 Don't worry girls, this will get you there a lot faster than the bus. 405 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,272 -[Blossom] Ginger? -[Ginger] Come on Blossom. 406 00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:10,208 -[Ginger] Keep your eyes on the road, stop it! -[Indian guy laughing] 407 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,977 -[girls] Slow down! -[tires scrunching] 408 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,415 I'm holding on for my life! 409 00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:18,784 Oh yes baby, you like the err rallies? 410 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:24,990 -[Indian guy] You know, back home, they call me Colin Mac- -[Blossom] What are you doing? 411 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:27,092 -[Ginger] Calm down please! -[Blossom] Stop it! 412 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:29,928 -[Indian guy] Lovely night for driving hey? -[Blossom] Are you mad! 413 00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:34,566 [Indian guy] Hey blondie, blondie in the back there, do you like my driving? 414 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:38,937 [Blossom] Please slow down. What is wrong with you? Stop it! 415 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:41,907 -[Indian guy] Seatbelts! -[everyone screams] 416 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:43,809 Okay. 417 00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:46,712 Same teams as before. 418 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:48,714 And this time, 419 00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:51,349 we hunt down you fuckers. 420 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,185 Whatever. 421 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:57,989 What about Mike? 422 00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:02,260 Leave him a note. And no rules. 423 00:31:03,261 --> 00:31:05,764 No shots. Nice. 424 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,101 And point blank kills. 425 00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:11,937 Booby traps. 426 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,740 Can we err, throw shit? 427 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:18,276 [sniffs and inhales deeply] 428 00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:23,515 Goody, goody. Well let's give you boys a head-start, shall we? 429 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:25,450 Let's go. 430 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:28,620 [chanting and laughing] 431 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,792 [laughter] 432 00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:36,795 So, we'll take them out, any way we can. 433 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:39,464 Let's get going. 434 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:42,868 Oh, but they've only just left. 435 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:47,739 No rules. 436 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,975 -Remember? -[Brian] Okay. 437 00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:58,250 -[door swings open] -[Indian guy groaning] 438 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,886 [Indian guy chuckles] 439 00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:02,387 -[thud] -[screams and groans] 440 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:04,990 [incoherent cursing] 441 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:07,592 [Indian guy grunts and exhales loudly] 442 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,294 -[Blossom sighs] -[Indian guy groans] 443 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:12,531 -[Blossom] Ginger? -[Indian guy groaning] 444 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:16,768 [Indian guy groaning and coughing] 445 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:20,105 -[door slams] -[more groaning] 446 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:23,408 -[Blossom] Where are you? -[Indian guy groaning] 447 00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:25,377 [Blossom] Are you okay? 448 00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:30,849 [Indian guy and Blossom breathing heavily] 449 00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:34,352 [Blossom] Ginger? 450 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:39,124 -Ginger! -[shrieks] 451 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:43,128 -[gasps] -[Indian guy] Sorry doll, she's- 452 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:45,297 What! 453 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:49,334 You know, she's- -[clicking sound] 454 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:53,104 Nobody falls forty feet. 455 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:56,208 On to the chitons, and lives. 456 00:32:57,542 --> 00:33:00,178 You don't know that. Ginger! 457 00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:03,548 -Ginger! -[Indian guy screams] 458 00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:05,684 -[thud] -[gasp] 459 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,819 -[Indian guy] Oh dearie me. -[Blossom panicking] 460 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:11,389 Err, I think she's dead now. 461 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:18,597 [heavy breathing] 462 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:21,766 [cheesy 70's action music] 463 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:25,804 [leaves rustling] 464 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,314 What is it? 465 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,584 There's something out there. 466 00:33:41,286 --> 00:33:42,754 Where? 467 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:52,030 Drop back, cover the rear. 468 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,099 Come on guys. 469 00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:05,644 -[shuffling noise] -Are you going to get Ginger? 470 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:08,713 No, I am going for pizza. 471 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,849 [inaudible speech] 472 00:34:11,616 --> 00:34:13,685 You really don't know what this is do you? 473 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:17,055 -No, what? -[Indian guy] This. 474 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,524 This is it. This is Mortens Gibb. 475 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,027 So? 476 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:28,366 So, you cute girls, why are you so dumb, huh? 477 00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,236 Bye, bye. 478 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:34,773 [zips and screams] 479 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:36,908 -[groans] -[gasps] 480 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,911 [panting] 481 00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:45,317 [breathing intensifies] 482 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,986 -[bird screams] -[gasps] 483 00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:50,422 [breathing and footsteps] 484 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:53,792 [gasping and struggling] 485 00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:59,297 [zips down and screams] 486 00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:02,867 [intense action music] 487 00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:13,778 [screaming and simultaneous shooting] 488 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:16,314 -[Wolf] What the fuck was that? 489 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:19,818 Anyone see anything? 490 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:21,886 -Roger? -[Roger] Huh? 491 00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:23,855 Nothing. 492 00:35:24,189 --> 00:35:25,390 At least I don't think so. 493 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,927 I saw it was err, big... 494 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:31,196 Black... 495 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,132 Big like a freight train. 496 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:35,934 Like Mr. C? 497 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:37,535 -[laughter] -[Brian] Seriously! 498 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:41,740 I saw a big, huge, black thing. 499 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,775 They must have shields or something. 500 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:44,943 -[Wolf] What shields? 501 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:48,513 Alright listen up, Dave, you and me, right flag. 502 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,449 Rog, you and Dog boy, left flag. 503 00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:54,252 Brian, you're going to wait here, watch our backs. 504 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:55,654 -[Brian] No. -Yes! 505 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:58,023 -This is important. -[Brian] Why? 506 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:01,860 Because I say so, and I'm the captain. 507 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:04,529 -[Roger] You can do it okay. -Okay. 508 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:07,866 [Roger] Come on. 509 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,910 [Santos] See you later Brian man. 510 00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:28,153 [shuffling noises] 511 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,232 [Blossom sobbing] 512 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:42,901 [Indian man struggling] 513 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,139 [heavy breathing and banging] 514 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:53,144 Will you forget about her, and come here and give me a hand with this. 515 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,016 [Indian guy grunting] 516 00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:01,486 If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be here and my friend would still be alive! 517 00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:05,924 Hey! It's not my fault, huh! 518 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,258 [bangs loudly] 519 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:11,463 It was your tits, and your lips. 520 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:14,065 -Fuck you bitch and move out of the way! -[groans loudly] 521 00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:16,367 [groans and struggles] 522 00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:19,904 [brick scraping] 523 00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:23,875 [high pitched, screeching] 524 00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:27,145 -[grinding] -[loud bang] 525 00:37:29,114 --> 00:37:31,649 [gasps] 526 00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:34,018 -[Indian guy] Oh, oh dearie me. 527 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:39,023 [shuffling noise] 528 00:37:41,493 --> 00:37:44,662 Welcome to my 'blingdom' baby. 529 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:50,168 [gasps] 530 00:37:55,874 --> 00:38:01,246 [ominous music] 531 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:04,916 [speaks in foreign language] 532 00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:09,554 -[ethereal chimes] -[incoherent speech] 533 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:10,755 What are you doing? 534 00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:15,593 Come on honey, just a little kiss for your love god daddy. 535 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:19,364 -[grunt] -[squeals in agony] 536 00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:24,969 -[moaning] -All I wanted was just one kiss. 537 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:29,774 You're bloody lucky I got my lucky underpants on. 538 00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:33,545 -With the extra padding- -[ethereal chimes] 539 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:37,215 -What is this? -[groans and struggles] 540 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,252 -[Indian man] Oh dearie me. 541 00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:44,856 [intense breathing and rumbling] 542 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:51,830 [breathing nervously] 543 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:56,568 [slow footsteps] 544 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:07,378 [clanking] 545 00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:11,849 [click] 546 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:15,620 [heavy breathing] 547 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:18,690 [inhales deeply] 548 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:22,994 [metal grazing] 549 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:25,430 [roaring] 550 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,268 -Well who the fuck are you? -[loud roar] 551 00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:34,906 -[slicing and groaning] 552 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:41,546 -[metal clanking] -[gasping for air] 553 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:45,049 -[screaming] -[slicing and blood spurting] 554 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:48,653 [ominous music] 555 00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:52,357 -[demon grunting] -[stabbing noise] 556 00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:54,792 What the fuck was that? 557 00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:03,902 Nothing. Just pricks trying to freak us out. Come on. 558 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:07,372 But that was Santos. 559 00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:08,406 Yes. 560 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,276 Then you go back there, 561 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,544 bang, bang, 562 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:16,247 double tap in the back of the head. 563 00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:20,852 If you're going for coffee, I take mine white, one sugar. 564 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:22,820 [sighs] 565 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:30,061 -[breathes in deeply] -Okay. 566 00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:36,034 Listen mate I tell you for a fact, Santos is no screamer. 567 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,136 No, that's your- [inaudible speech] 568 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:41,506 Well let's just make that our little secret, alright Choky. 569 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:49,747 Now what did the chant say, how does it work huh? 570 00:40:49,747 --> 00:40:51,749 -[shrugs] -Hello? 571 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:56,387 -[screams] -[loud scream and bang] 572 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:59,657 [Indian man groaning] 573 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,895 [groans and blood dripping] 574 00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:05,863 -Bloody hell. -[groaning continues] 575 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:10,168 Wait a minute, who were you talking to? 576 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,437 [moans] 577 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:14,972 -Who? -[moaning continues] 578 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:17,475 [Indian man coughs] 579 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,712 -Nah, never heard of him. -[Indian man screams] 580 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:26,451 [dripping noise] 581 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:28,386 [woman gasps loudly] 582 00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:31,489 [sand falling] 583 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,791 [screams and panics] 584 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:35,727 [man snickering maniacally] 585 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,062 -[shove] -[grunt] 586 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:39,263 Don't be a moron! 587 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:43,434 Our friend up there will take good care of her and the others. 588 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,971 Now let's get on with what we have to do. 589 00:41:46,971 --> 00:41:48,406 [loud rumbling] 590 00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:50,475 [Blossom panicking and breathing heavily] 591 00:41:50,475 --> 00:41:54,145 Two of the reasons why you and I are not working too well out here together. 592 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:56,581 One, 593 00:41:57,015 --> 00:42:00,284 You're not a real Weekend's Warrior and I am. 594 00:42:01,486 --> 00:42:02,553 Two, 595 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:07,525 your breathe smells like cock. 596 00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:11,029 [sniffs] 597 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,299 [scoffs] 598 00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:17,435 Twat! 599 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,305 [muffled moaning and heavy breathing] 600 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,244 [shuffling] 601 00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:28,980 [distant rock music] 602 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:32,216 [rumbling] 603 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:33,351 [heavy breathing] 604 00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:35,553 [rock music] 605 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:42,527 [music intensifies] 606 00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:14,992 [music stops] 607 00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:18,896 -[screaming] -[roaring] 608 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:28,473 -[screaming] [-loud blood spatter] 609 00:43:40,818 --> 00:43:43,588 [leaves rustling] 610 00:43:56,367 --> 00:44:00,271 -[Brian] What are you doing? I need a kill. -[Roger] Need some kind of trap 611 00:44:01,939 --> 00:44:05,109 -[gasps] -[ethereal chimes] 612 00:44:08,913 --> 00:44:11,549 [excited gasp] 613 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:19,023 [blowing and tapping] 614 00:44:19,924 --> 00:44:21,292 [kiss] 615 00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:25,029 -[rocks moving] -Come on, come on, come on. 616 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,166 [grunts] 617 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:31,335 [chanting 'come on'] 618 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:36,073 What's he doing? 619 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:38,109 He's not moving. 620 00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:40,778 [Brian] Looks like he's praying. 621 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,314 [Brian] Maybe he's seen the light? 622 00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:46,183 [Roger] Well, he's going to see the stars now. 623 00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:47,885 [shushing] 624 00:44:49,453 --> 00:44:51,422 [shots fired] 625 00:44:52,156 --> 00:44:53,424 That was my kill. 626 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,128 Come on. 627 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,573 [Brian] Come on Santos, get up, you're dead. 628 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:17,215 [rumbling noise] 629 00:45:19,016 --> 00:45:21,085 -[gagging and puking] -Oh my God! 630 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:24,822 [heavy breathing and panting] 631 00:45:24,822 --> 00:45:26,924 [screams and grunts] 632 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:29,427 [rumbling noise] 633 00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:35,366 [screams hysterically] 634 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:40,338 [Brian coughing] 635 00:45:41,672 --> 00:45:44,075 Where's the party man, yeah! 636 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,143 -Rock and roll- -[Brian gagging] 637 00:45:46,143 --> 00:45:49,914 -[gagging continues] -What? 638 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:53,351 -What's going on? -[Brian coughing and gagging] 639 00:45:53,784 --> 00:45:55,286 Santos? 640 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,788 [Brian still gagging] 641 00:45:58,155 --> 00:46:00,491 -[exhales nervously] -Is he... 642 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:05,696 [retching and puking] 643 00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:11,469 You want to hang that someplace else? 644 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:14,338 Wolf, he's dead, he's not coming back. 645 00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:19,977 [whistles] 646 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,213 [grunt] 647 00:46:27,818 --> 00:46:29,787 [slow footsteps] 648 00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:32,890 I'm going to fuck you up. 649 00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:35,593 You hear me! 650 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:40,264 Monday, is usually best for me. 651 00:46:40,264 --> 00:46:41,866 Hello Roger darling. 652 00:46:42,733 --> 00:46:45,503 [quiet sobs] 653 00:46:45,503 --> 00:46:47,004 Tony. 654 00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:48,472 Tony. 655 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:52,743 Who pulled the pin? 656 00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,894 [gasps] 657 00:47:12,730 --> 00:47:15,066 [sobbing] 658 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,969 It's that freak boyfriend of yours. 659 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:21,405 Who? 660 00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:25,142 That William guy, that's who. 661 00:47:29,313 --> 00:47:30,915 Is that the postman? 662 00:47:30,915 --> 00:47:33,684 Andy's bitch kill him. 663 00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:36,187 He's not my bitch. 664 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:38,556 Bet you wish he was though, hey? 665 00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:44,462 [cackles] 666 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:49,366 [grunts] 667 00:47:50,234 --> 00:47:52,870 Nine to lock it. Nine to unlock it. 668 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:55,806 Cross in the lock. 669 00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:59,176 Nine morons, they chant, lock opens. 670 00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:00,845 Cauldron's mine. 671 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:03,547 All power, eternal life, yada, yada. 672 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,884 Knight kills morons. Perfect. 673 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,587 Wait. 674 00:48:12,156 --> 00:48:13,691 She had a cross. 675 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,128 [grunts] 676 00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,497 So there's two crosses. 677 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:23,234 Why would there be two crosses? 678 00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:26,303 Why? 679 00:48:27,004 --> 00:48:28,506 [shrugs] 680 00:48:29,173 --> 00:48:33,944 Why! Because the bitch has the real cross! 681 00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,180 You moron! 682 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,783 [bang, scream, plonk] 683 00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,818 [William groaning] 684 00:48:40,818 --> 00:48:42,853 -Why didn't you stop her- -[bang, moan] 685 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:44,855 Mama always said, 686 00:48:44,855 --> 00:48:49,126 if it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it! 687 00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:52,096 [groans] 688 00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:54,532 We should have smothered you at birth. 689 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:58,102 Now, go find her, 690 00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:00,805 and bring me the cross. 691 00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:02,273 [shrugs negatively] 692 00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:05,176 The guardian's not interested in you. 693 00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:09,446 He's just going to kill anyone who witnessed the chant. 694 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:13,651 -[moans no] -You can take the cross off her when she's dead. 695 00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:15,386 Just find her! 696 00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,788 [groans in agreement] 697 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,690 [crying] 698 00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:21,458 Wait. 699 00:49:22,393 --> 00:49:24,495 [suspenseful music] 700 00:49:24,829 --> 00:49:28,432 Get rid of those two losers before they start stinking up the place. 701 00:49:28,432 --> 00:49:30,301 [loud sobbing] 702 00:49:31,068 --> 00:49:32,870 I'm going back to pack. 703 00:49:36,373 --> 00:49:37,608 Its clobber time. 704 00:49:38,776 --> 00:49:41,145 You hear me Frankenstein! 705 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:42,813 Listen up! 706 00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:45,549 [Roger] We've got to get back to the cottage. 707 00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:47,418 I'm calling the cops. 708 00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:53,123 Before that lunatic, takes another shot at us. 709 00:49:55,192 --> 00:49:57,194 [Andy] What if they get us before we get to them? 710 00:49:59,263 --> 00:50:00,631 I mean, to the phone. 711 00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:03,367 I don't know about you, 712 00:50:04,068 --> 00:50:05,135 losers, 713 00:50:05,569 --> 00:50:06,904 but, 714 00:50:06,904 --> 00:50:08,606 I'm going back to the bunkhouse. 715 00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:11,809 I'm going to get myself a real gun. 716 00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:16,447 And I'm going to hunt and kill that ugly freak! 717 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:20,618 Myself. 718 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,586 [Dog man] Have you really got a gun? 719 00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:25,389 A real one? 720 00:50:25,389 --> 00:50:26,457 Yes. 721 00:50:26,790 --> 00:50:27,858 Dog man. 722 00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:29,860 I have a real gun. 723 00:50:30,494 --> 00:50:34,365 With, real bullets, alright. 724 00:50:37,134 --> 00:50:39,236 [rustling leaves and forced footsteps] 725 00:50:39,803 --> 00:50:40,804 [Roger] Hold it! 726 00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:45,576 We stick together. We get back to base camp. We make the call. 727 00:50:46,911 --> 00:50:48,946 And let the cops deal with it. Right? 728 00:50:50,447 --> 00:50:51,815 Yeah right, hang on! 729 00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:55,953 Where are the phones? 730 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:57,621 Miss Meathead. 731 00:50:58,355 --> 00:51:00,658 [panicking] 732 00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:05,262 -[Brian sobbing] -Fuck! 733 00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:11,168 [Blossom panicking and panting] 734 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:15,272 [screams] 735 00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:19,209 We've got to get out of here! She's mad, she's killed the driver, 736 00:51:19,209 --> 00:51:21,445 she's killed your friend for the treasure of the tomb. 737 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:25,215 I nearly tripped back over what's left of your friend back there. 738 00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:26,383 Who? 739 00:51:26,383 --> 00:51:27,885 This guy with the headphones. 740 00:51:29,453 --> 00:51:30,955 No way mate. 741 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:31,956 [cocks gun] 742 00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:34,992 Not Dave as well, no way man, no way. 743 00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:36,226 [Roger] Wolf, calm down. 744 00:51:36,694 --> 00:51:38,529 It's not him, okay. 745 00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,498 It was him. 746 00:51:41,498 --> 00:51:43,500 -[Brian] What! -[sobs] 747 00:51:47,004 --> 00:51:48,138 Who's after us? 748 00:51:48,572 --> 00:51:50,341 A guardian or something. 749 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:51,709 [screams] 750 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:55,980 Don't you get it? 751 00:51:55,980 --> 00:51:57,648 It's the guardian from the guidebook. 752 00:51:58,215 --> 00:52:01,752 The knight's templars, the secret of the cauldron. 753 00:52:05,155 --> 00:52:07,257 -It's the chant. -[Roger shrugs] 754 00:52:07,257 --> 00:52:09,026 The chant you morons said, 755 00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:12,596 opens the trap door, and then, it's awakened the guardian, 756 00:52:12,596 --> 00:52:14,565 now everyone that heard that chant has to die. 757 00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:17,735 -[confused gasps] -Oh God, this has been a fucking set-up! 758 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:19,770 Don't you get it? 759 00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:24,141 Okay, there's a big, giant armored knight, 760 00:52:24,608 --> 00:52:26,210 -[sighs] -a killing machine. 761 00:52:34,551 --> 00:52:35,986 Like Terminator? 762 00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:38,856 Yes, yes exactly. 763 00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:42,793 One or two? 764 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:44,828 What? 765 00:52:46,130 --> 00:52:47,865 In one, he is the bad guy, 766 00:52:48,232 --> 00:52:50,300 but in two, he's good he goes save the woman- 767 00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:53,937 Oh! Right! I had enough of this, 768 00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:57,207 bullshit, I am out of here! 769 00:52:57,207 --> 00:52:58,275 [scoffs] 770 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,177 Charles! 771 00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:03,914 -We've got to stick together- -[Charles] rest in pieces boys- 772 00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:04,948 Brian] Shut up! 773 00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,351 [Brian] You're my brother, get back here! 774 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,019 -[Charles chuckles] -[Roger] Charles! 775 00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:12,189 [Roger panicking] 776 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,924 [Roger sobbing] 777 00:53:16,493 --> 00:53:17,995 [Andy] Charles! 778 00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:23,901 [footsteps] 779 00:53:28,939 --> 00:53:31,208 [fast footsteps] 780 00:53:31,608 --> 00:53:34,244 [rumbling noise] 781 00:53:37,581 --> 00:53:41,752 [Blossom] No, no way! I'm not going back there to look for a dead man! 782 00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:44,688 [Roger] Listen to me, we split up, 783 00:53:44,688 --> 00:53:45,689 two teams. 784 00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:50,327 Brian, Wolf man, Steve the Queen Magodo, 785 00:53:50,327 --> 00:53:52,896 go back to the cottage and find the phones. 786 00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:54,565 -We're all dead. -[Blossom gasping] 787 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:55,899 [Roger] We're not going to die. 788 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,569 We're going to get out of here. 789 00:54:01,505 --> 00:54:04,808 Five years ago, we may not have been the best team in the league, 790 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:09,613 by God, we're going to get our butts back to that cottage. 791 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:11,815 And get the hell out of here. 792 00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:16,553 If any of you, even think about dying, 793 00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:19,890 I'm going to kill you myself. 794 00:54:20,457 --> 00:54:22,092 -You got that? -[Brian] Yes. 795 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,827 [Brian] We're going to get out of here. 796 00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:25,329 Just a walk in the park. 797 00:54:25,329 --> 00:54:26,864 -[Roger] Come on. -[Brian] Yeah! 798 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:30,134 -[sharp gasp] -[everybody's screaming] 799 00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:33,103 No!!!! 800 00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:37,107 [Brian] Jesus! 801 00:54:41,745 --> 00:54:43,447 -[abrupt roar] -[stabbing] 802 00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:44,781 screaming and groaning] 803 00:54:44,781 --> 00:54:46,216 [Blossom screaming] 804 00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:50,154 [Brian] Roger! Roger!!! 805 00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:54,992 -[Andy] Roger I'm coming! -[Blossom] Stop! What are you doing! 806 00:54:56,193 --> 00:54:58,495 [dragging and whaling] 807 00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:02,866 [squeals and footsteps] 808 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:07,571 He died. 809 00:55:09,573 --> 00:55:10,674 Then we die. 810 00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:18,348 [footsteps and heavy breathing] 811 00:55:19,449 --> 00:55:22,619 [groaning] 812 00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:34,298 The bastards will believe me now. 813 00:55:35,232 --> 00:55:38,302 [typing noise] 814 00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:42,706 [suspenseful music] 815 00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:47,511 [typing continues] 816 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,180 [gunshot, glass shattering] 817 00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:53,483 Hi. 818 00:55:58,555 --> 00:55:59,690 Dessert Eagle. 819 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:01,325 Nice. 820 00:56:01,825 --> 00:56:03,193 Is that a limited edition? 821 00:56:05,996 --> 00:56:07,497 One of the most, 822 00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:10,667 powerful handguns, 823 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:15,072 in the world. 824 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:18,275 [woman chuckles] 825 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:24,815 -[shuffling] -[suspenseful music] 826 00:56:27,951 --> 00:56:29,753 Feeling lucky punk? 827 00:56:30,787 --> 00:56:32,623 Always. 828 00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:37,394 Where's Junior? 829 00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:40,731 Don't worry about him. 830 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,300 He won't be back for a long time if ever. 831 00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:45,702 Super duper. 832 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:50,173 [bang] 833 00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:57,948 I like a strong man. 834 00:56:59,783 --> 00:57:01,551 Just like Daddy. 835 00:57:07,491 --> 00:57:10,694 -Okay, so you're more 'Gilf' than 'Milf'- -[pants unzips, gasp] 836 00:57:11,295 --> 00:57:15,032 -[sucking] -[moaning] 837 00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:17,501 Oh what the heck. 838 00:57:20,871 --> 00:57:24,341 [ominous music] 839 00:57:24,675 --> 00:57:26,677 [wailing and screaming] 840 00:57:27,711 --> 00:57:31,748 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! 841 00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:33,884 [shrugs and screams] 842 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,168 -Rock on man. -[Andy sniffs] 843 00:57:53,337 --> 00:57:54,971 Rock on. 844 00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:04,348 [incoherent stammering] 845 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,153 Come on. 846 00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:24,101 -[birds chirping] -[heavy breathing] 847 00:58:28,905 --> 00:58:32,175 [footsteps and shuffling] 848 00:58:35,912 --> 00:58:38,582 [leaves rustling] 849 00:58:39,649 --> 00:58:41,084 [man sobbing] 850 00:58:43,487 --> 00:58:46,022 [sobbing intensifies] 851 00:58:50,093 --> 00:58:51,795 We didn't find Roger. 852 00:58:53,096 --> 00:58:56,033 But we found David. 853 00:58:57,768 --> 00:59:00,937 -What was left of him- -You still think I'm full of shit huh? 854 00:59:02,105 --> 00:59:05,108 [Brian] God we're so dead. We're so dead! 855 00:59:05,108 --> 00:59:07,944 No! We are not dead, okay! 856 00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:11,448 -We just need to get back to the cottage- -[Wolf] And what? 857 00:59:12,516 --> 00:59:15,752 Check here, I've got no idea what the hell is out there. 858 00:59:16,353 --> 00:59:19,990 But what I do know is it's killing us. So what's the fucking point of going anywhere? 859 00:59:21,024 --> 00:59:22,659 Survival. 860 00:59:22,659 --> 00:59:23,660 Brian. 861 00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:25,662 Can we kill this thing? 862 00:59:25,662 --> 00:59:27,264 -[Blossom] Brian -Can we stop it. 863 00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:28,498 No. 864 00:59:28,498 --> 00:59:29,533 [Wolf] No? 865 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:32,636 What's this? 866 00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,338 I don't know. 867 00:59:35,972 --> 00:59:37,174 I found it in the tomb. 868 00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:39,342 This is the key of Anwin. 869 00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:41,244 [Brian] We can stop it 870 00:59:41,611 --> 00:59:42,913 [Wolf] How? 871 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,314 We've got to find the tomb. 872 00:59:44,314 --> 00:59:46,049 We've got to put this in the safe and then, 873 00:59:46,450 --> 00:59:48,218 we have to face the monster and, 874 00:59:48,218 --> 00:59:49,820 release the cauldron at the same time. 875 00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:52,389 Theory. 876 00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:55,992 Without dying first. 877 00:59:57,127 --> 00:59:58,195 [Andy groaning] 878 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,264 Well I'm cool with that. 879 01:00:02,699 --> 01:00:06,870 [Charles groaning and grunting] 880 01:00:06,870 --> 01:00:09,473 -[woman gagging] -Ah yes, very nice yes. 881 01:00:09,473 --> 01:00:10,941 [moans] 882 01:00:12,676 --> 01:00:14,811 -Take it all. -[gagging continues] 883 01:00:14,811 --> 01:00:16,613 [moaning] 884 01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:20,217 Now get those teeth out Granny. 885 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:22,986 [cocks gun] 886 01:00:25,088 --> 01:00:26,223 Oh dear. 887 01:00:26,223 --> 01:00:29,426 [gunshot fired] 888 01:00:29,426 --> 01:00:31,661 -[cackles] -[cheesy 70's music] 889 01:00:31,995 --> 01:00:34,431 Mama always said men were no damn good. 890 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:38,101 [repeated shots fired] 891 01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:44,341 -That was for my whisky. -[Charles] Go on then! 892 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:48,778 Let's see what that puppy can do. 893 01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:51,548 [repeated shots fired] 894 01:00:51,548 --> 01:00:52,916 [groans] 895 01:00:55,018 --> 01:00:56,052 Brian. 896 01:00:56,853 --> 01:00:59,623 -Look at me, look at me Brian! -[Brian sobbing] 897 01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:01,591 -No! -[smack] 898 01:01:01,591 --> 01:01:02,859 Ouch! 899 01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:04,494 We have to go! 900 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:07,430 We're marked men, where we go we're dead. 901 01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:08,465 -[shrugs] -[smack] 902 01:01:08,465 --> 01:01:09,466 [Brian cries out] 903 01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:11,368 You've got to trust me. 904 01:01:11,368 --> 01:01:12,636 Why? 905 01:01:12,636 --> 01:01:13,803 Don't hit me again. 906 01:01:14,538 --> 01:01:16,706 Cause I need a bath! 907 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,209 And you've got a wedding to go to. 908 01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:24,447 I don't know about you guys. 909 01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:27,217 But we are ready to get the hell out of here. 910 01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:30,987 Damn straight man. 911 01:01:31,454 --> 01:01:35,325 Alright. Wolf, Brian, head down the left. 912 01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:40,130 Steve McQueen, Mokoto, you head down the right. 913 01:01:41,331 --> 01:01:44,935 -Blossom will come with me, down the centre. -[Blossom] Yeah, thanks. 914 01:01:45,468 --> 01:01:48,505 -Any questions? -Why do I get the lady-boy? 915 01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:49,906 -[Andy] Jeez! -[Brian] What? 916 01:01:49,906 --> 01:01:50,941 [Mokoto] Hey. 917 01:01:53,109 --> 01:01:56,980 -Because you do, alright. Now come on, let's split. -[Wolf] Yeah. 918 01:01:57,614 --> 01:01:59,316 See you kids back at the ranch. 919 01:01:59,816 --> 01:02:01,084 -[Mokoto] Come on. 920 01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:04,988 [cheesy action music] 921 01:02:06,189 --> 01:02:08,024 [shuffling] 922 01:02:10,093 --> 01:02:11,328 [typing] 923 01:02:16,499 --> 01:02:18,768 [chuckles] 924 01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:21,204 [loud roaring] 925 01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:33,717 -[footsteps] -[men screaming] 926 01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:37,354 [man chuckling] 927 01:02:38,355 --> 01:02:41,224 [panicking and heavy breathing] 928 01:02:53,536 --> 01:02:56,473 [ominous music] 929 01:02:57,507 --> 01:03:00,276 [footsteps] 930 01:03:03,847 --> 01:03:06,016 [loud roaring] 931 01:03:07,884 --> 01:03:10,687 [cheesy 70's music] 932 01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:26,469 [gasp] 933 01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:34,444 [music continues] 934 01:03:45,855 --> 01:03:48,024 -[Brian scoffs] -[Brian] What's it like? 935 01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:51,928 [Wolf] What? 936 01:03:53,396 --> 01:03:54,698 A threesome? 937 01:03:57,701 --> 01:03:58,868 Which one? 938 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:01,905 -[exhales exaggeratedly] -Any? 939 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:05,942 [rushing water] 940 01:04:10,647 --> 01:04:12,182 It's like a good night out. 941 01:04:13,216 --> 01:04:18,655 Loads of booze, loads of drugs, and a good kebab. 942 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:21,024 -A kebab? -Yeah man. 943 01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:22,692 You know you don't need it, 944 01:04:23,827 --> 01:04:26,329 but it's that extra touch that makes it a night to remember. 945 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,131 [zipper noise] 946 01:04:28,131 --> 01:04:29,499 [exhales loudly] 947 01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:32,268 Especially if you go for extra chilies. 948 01:04:38,775 --> 01:04:42,312 Yeah, I love chilies. 949 01:04:42,312 --> 01:04:44,114 [chuckles] 950 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:52,355 Any minute now, someone's going to come along, pick us up, 951 01:04:52,355 --> 01:04:54,491 and take us to the nearest town. 952 01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:55,525 [exhales loudly] 953 01:04:56,826 --> 01:05:00,730 Yeah? We're so far off the beaten track, we are not even on the map. 954 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:02,332 -[scoffs] -Thanks. 955 01:05:03,133 --> 01:05:05,268 [Mokoto] You really like that sushi bar huh? 956 01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:06,269 [Andy] It's alright. 957 01:05:06,770 --> 01:05:10,106 -[Mokoto] You know, they are Korean. -[chuckles] 958 01:05:11,941 --> 01:05:12,942 [Andy] Yeah? 959 01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:16,813 -[Andy] Well, that explains it. -[chuckles] 960 01:05:27,490 --> 01:05:28,858 [Mokoto] Do you really think so? 961 01:05:29,392 --> 01:05:31,094 [Andy] Trust me darling. 962 01:05:31,661 --> 01:05:33,096 [Andy] You're no competition. 963 01:05:33,096 --> 01:05:34,831 -[Mokoto giggles] -[stomping noise] 964 01:05:34,831 --> 01:05:37,967 [loud grunt and roar] 965 01:05:39,302 --> 01:05:43,206 -[punch] -[scream, thud] 966 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,710 [roars] 967 01:05:53,783 --> 01:05:56,152 [ominous music] 968 01:05:58,021 --> 01:06:00,390 [loud breathing] 969 01:06:00,857 --> 01:06:02,492 [bones cracking] 970 01:06:03,893 --> 01:06:04,928 Hey! 971 01:06:05,428 --> 01:06:07,130 [kungfu noises] 972 01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:14,003 [metal grazing] 973 01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:16,539 [grumbling noise] 974 01:06:16,539 --> 01:06:21,945 [squealing] 975 01:06:22,946 --> 01:06:24,848 [metal clanking] 976 01:06:26,416 --> 01:06:28,818 -[cocks gun] -[groans] 977 01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:31,788 -[bones crunching] -[sharp scream] 978 01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:35,925 [choking noise] 979 01:06:36,292 --> 01:06:41,264 [choking and shots fired] 980 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:47,804 [shots and choking continues] 981 01:06:52,308 --> 01:06:54,410 [growling] 982 01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:02,151 [oozing] 983 01:07:03,786 --> 01:07:06,789 [Mokoto panting and panicking] 984 01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:11,995 [loud rumbling] 985 01:07:15,164 --> 01:07:18,301 [Mokoto panting frantically] 986 01:07:25,141 --> 01:07:26,943 -[punch] -[scream] 987 01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:29,212 -[thud] -[heavy breathing] 988 01:07:29,979 --> 01:07:32,715 [Mokoto sobbing] 989 01:07:33,149 --> 01:07:34,851 [chains clanking] 990 01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:41,424 [panicked screams intensifies] 991 01:07:44,093 --> 01:07:48,231 [flesh slicing] 992 01:07:51,334 --> 01:07:54,337 [distant screams] 993 01:07:57,740 --> 01:07:59,676 [leaves rusting] 994 01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:16,659 [gasping and sobbing] 995 01:08:19,662 --> 01:08:23,900 [sobbing intensifies] 996 01:08:25,168 --> 01:08:28,404 [loud crying] 997 01:08:33,076 --> 01:08:37,847 [crying and screaming] 998 01:08:39,182 --> 01:08:42,485 [William sobbing distantly] 999 01:08:50,093 --> 01:08:51,995 There it is. 1000 01:08:54,497 --> 01:08:57,066 [Brian] Oh Wolfie, Wolfie. 1001 01:08:57,767 --> 01:08:59,969 We're going to make it home, we're going to make it! 1002 01:09:02,171 --> 01:09:04,107 Wolf. 1003 01:09:06,075 --> 01:09:07,076 Wolf? 1004 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:08,711 [metal clanking] 1005 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:16,052 [shuffling] 1006 01:09:17,353 --> 01:09:20,289 -[thud] -[zipping] 1007 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,258 [Brian] Wolfie? 1008 01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:24,627 -[Brian] What are you doing? -[metal grazing] 1009 01:09:25,395 --> 01:09:27,096 [gulps] 1010 01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:33,503 You trust me, yeah? 1011 01:09:35,271 --> 01:09:36,372 Yeah. 1012 01:09:37,874 --> 01:09:42,178 When I say run, you run. Okay? 1013 01:09:42,578 --> 01:09:43,980 What are you talking about Wolf? 1014 01:09:45,314 --> 01:09:47,383 Brenda needs you Brian. 1015 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,155 What about you Wolf? 1016 01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:56,492 I don't need you. 1017 01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:59,662 [Wolf] Okay Brian, 1018 01:10:00,897 --> 01:10:02,465 -run! -[unsheathes sword] 1019 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:06,669 -If I have a son, I'll call him Wolfie. -Okay come on! 1020 01:10:06,669 --> 01:10:07,737 [Brian screaming] 1021 01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:13,576 Come on you big, ugly, fucking motherfucker fucker! 1022 01:10:14,644 --> 01:10:17,113 [blood dripping] 1023 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,615 [dripping intensifies] 1024 01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:22,852 Mokoto. 1025 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,456 -[chains clinking] -[growling noise] 1026 01:10:28,658 --> 01:10:32,428 [loud roar] 1027 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:37,667 Let's see what you've got. 1028 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,504 [exaggerated footsteps] 1029 01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:45,274 -[loud rumble] -Fuck man! 1030 01:10:45,274 --> 01:10:50,146 -[cheesy action music] -Charles. Oh Charles! 1031 01:10:50,546 --> 01:10:52,048 Jesus! 1032 01:10:52,448 --> 01:10:55,618 -[old lady] William! -[shuffling] 1033 01:10:55,618 --> 01:10:56,886 Shit! 1034 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,556 -[door creaks] -[old lady] William? 1035 01:11:00,556 --> 01:11:02,258 -[door swings open] -Is that you? 1036 01:11:04,627 --> 01:11:06,129 Where's the cross? 1037 01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:11,501 [several gunshots fired] 1038 01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:13,102 What are you doing? 1039 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:14,303 Huh? 1040 01:11:14,303 --> 01:11:15,705 -Who was that? -[grunts] 1041 01:11:16,139 --> 01:11:19,275 Who's down there? Who! 1042 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,343 -[grunts] -Who? 1043 01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:22,712 Tell me! 1044 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:27,383 Get your ass down there before I shoot you. 1045 01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:33,656 -[Shaun] This leads to the tomb right? -[Blossom] Yes. 1046 01:11:34,257 --> 01:11:37,593 -[Shaun] The tomb leads to the tunnel? -[Blossom sighs agreeably] 1047 01:11:37,994 --> 01:11:39,428 [Shaun] Let's go. 1048 01:11:40,229 --> 01:11:43,733 [loud roaring] 1049 01:11:48,571 --> 01:11:49,572 It's over here. 1050 01:11:49,572 --> 01:11:51,140 -[Shaun] Where? -[Brian] Hey guys- 1051 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,176 -[shrieks] -[Brian] Lock it, she's behind me! 1052 01:11:53,176 --> 01:11:54,710 -[Blossom] Who? -[Brian] Hurry up! 1053 01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:56,045 [Shaun] Okay, come on, quick. 1054 01:11:56,045 --> 01:11:57,914 [Shaun] Hurry up. Brian! 1055 01:11:57,914 --> 01:12:02,051 [Shaun]Pass me that box. Great, okay. One more, quick! 1056 01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:03,352 -[Shaun] Good. -[Brian] Yeah. 1057 01:12:03,352 --> 01:12:04,353 [Shaun] Okay. 1058 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:08,090 Alright, that's not going anywhere. 1059 01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:11,994 [Brian exhales loudly] 1060 01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:15,264 [Brian] Wow! 1061 01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:17,967 [gunshots] 1062 01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:22,705 -[planks breaking] -Is this a private party? 1063 01:12:23,873 --> 01:12:27,476 -[William growls] -[old lady moaning] 1064 01:12:27,476 --> 01:12:30,780 -[shots fired] -[multiple screams] 1065 01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:33,349 [everybody groaning] 1066 01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:39,355 [rumbling noise] 1067 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:42,458 -[Brian] Shaun! -[panicking] 1068 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,628 Put the cross in the nook. 1069 01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:48,264 Quickly! 1070 01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:53,703 [intense music] 1071 01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:58,507 [Blossom shrugs and struggles] 1072 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:01,611 [metal clanking] 1073 01:13:04,013 --> 01:13:06,616 [loud roar] 1074 01:13:06,616 --> 01:13:07,650 Brian. 1075 01:13:08,351 --> 01:13:11,387 No Shaun, this is my stag night. 1076 01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:14,523 And he was definitely not invited. 1077 01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:18,628 [Shaun] Brian. What are you doing? 1078 01:13:18,928 --> 01:13:20,663 [music crescendo] 1079 01:13:20,663 --> 01:13:22,665 -[Shaun] Brian no, Brian! -[Brian screaming] 1080 01:13:22,665 --> 01:13:23,766 [Blossom] Stop! 1081 01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:25,468 [Blossom] Are you crazy? 1082 01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:29,005 [fighting ensues] 1083 01:13:29,705 --> 01:13:31,274 -[Brian groans in agony] -[Blossom screams] 1084 01:13:31,707 --> 01:13:33,976 [Brian groaning] 1085 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:37,513 [sword grazing against metal] 1086 01:13:37,513 --> 01:13:39,949 -[Blossom sobbing] -[Brian choking on blood] 1087 01:13:39,949 --> 01:13:43,352 -[Brian] Brenda... -[Shaun] Oh Brian, 1088 01:13:43,352 --> 01:13:45,488 -[Shaun] Brian. -[sword grazing against metal] 1089 01:13:55,898 --> 01:13:58,034 [swishing] 1090 01:13:58,034 --> 01:14:01,570 [Blossom panicking and panting] 1091 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:04,507 What's supposed to happen? 1092 01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:06,709 [Shaun] Try the other one. 1093 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:12,848 [screaming and fighting] 1094 01:14:12,848 --> 01:14:16,152 [intense music] 1095 01:14:16,152 --> 01:14:18,754 [key drops, curses] 1096 01:14:18,754 --> 01:14:20,623 [stabs and grunts] 1097 01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:24,493 [stabs and grunts again] 1098 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,130 [unsheathes sword] 1099 01:14:28,731 --> 01:14:30,366 [panicked breathing] 1100 01:14:31,367 --> 01:14:33,869 [music crescendo] 1101 01:14:33,869 --> 01:14:36,706 -[loud growl] -[ethereal bell chimes] 1102 01:14:41,444 --> 01:14:44,313 [gasps] 1103 01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:45,748 -[stones grinding] -[gasps] 1104 01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:47,049 Oh my God! 1105 01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:50,986 [peaceful music] 1106 01:14:51,787 --> 01:14:53,622 [Blossom and Shaun panting] 1107 01:14:54,056 --> 01:14:55,324 [chuckles] 1108 01:14:55,925 --> 01:14:56,992 -[shot fired] -[scream] 1109 01:14:56,992 --> 01:14:58,094 [gasp] 1110 01:14:58,094 --> 01:15:00,463 -Move away from the cauldron! -[Blossom screams] 1111 01:15:00,463 --> 01:15:01,564 -[smack] -[scream] 1112 01:15:01,564 --> 01:15:02,565 [thud] 1113 01:15:04,467 --> 01:15:06,736 [breathes heavily] 1114 01:15:09,372 --> 01:15:14,543 [Andy] Hey bitch! Look who's back. 1115 01:15:14,543 --> 01:15:17,413 [cheesy 70's action music] 1116 01:15:17,413 --> 01:15:20,449 [fighting ensues] 1117 01:15:22,485 --> 01:15:26,088 [grunting and groaning] 1118 01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:36,232 [multiple screams and groans] 1119 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:51,414 [screaming continues] 1120 01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:03,726 You fight like a girl. 1121 01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:05,261 [cocks gun] 1122 01:16:05,661 --> 01:16:08,030 -[pierce] -[gasps] 1123 01:16:08,030 --> 01:16:09,098 [chokes] 1124 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:12,868 -[blood dripping] -You idiot! 1125 01:16:13,436 --> 01:16:15,404 What did you do that for? 1126 01:16:15,971 --> 01:16:18,707 [groans] 1127 01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:25,314 [groaning dies down] 1128 01:16:28,751 --> 01:16:31,220 Stop! Killing! 1129 01:16:34,723 --> 01:16:36,826 [heavy breathing] 1130 01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:39,929 [Andy whimpering] 1131 01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:45,634 -[Blossom panting] -[cheesy 70's music] 1132 01:17:00,516 --> 01:17:05,054 [music intensifies] 1133 01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:38,020 [loud groan] 72551

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