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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:24,373 SMALL LOCAL TRAINS 3 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:49,990 Nothing, no effect! 4 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:54,250 Ten minutes, I don't get it. We should see a result by now. 5 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,950 I think it worked. -It fell asleep. 6 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:00,530 That's not possible. 7 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:03,200 You'll see. 8 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,845 See? 9 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,845 It's unbelievable! 10 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,880 It's always the same thing. 11 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,440 The insect falls asleep, but doesn't die. 12 00:02:17,630 --> 00:02:19,920 Maybe it's not the poison. 13 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:22,015 Maybe it's the dose. -No, it's the product. 14 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:25,420 The sedative works, but your new poison... 15 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:28,790 I don't know if... -Listen, get rid of it! 16 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,410 So it's no longer an insecticide. 17 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,410 It's a sedative. 18 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:36,380 When the insect sleeps, we'll crush it. 19 00:02:36,415 --> 00:02:37,935 Then we should sell a little fly swatter... 20 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:39,970 with your spray can. 21 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:42,240 Listen, this isn't serious. 22 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,580 Those are your words. 23 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,810 But it's a good slogan! 24 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:51,510 "Cic�ron powder kills all your insects dead." 25 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,740 Even the Humane Society's for it! 26 00:02:53,775 --> 00:02:55,190 And your customers are against it. 27 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,260 No, L�on. 28 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:59,860 L�on, if we don't act, all will be lost. 29 00:02:59,895 --> 00:03:02,970 Toximit, our competitor's, launching a new product. 30 00:03:03,005 --> 00:03:05,340 Yes, their famous Superkiller. 31 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,905 Yes, I know. 32 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:09,560 "With Toximit your bugs will bugger off!" 33 00:03:09,595 --> 00:03:10,990 It's just... 34 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:13,420 Did you call me? -Oh, it's you, good. 35 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,190 Hello, L�on. -Hello, madam. 36 00:03:15,225 --> 00:03:16,495 Good morning. 37 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,700 Alright... 38 00:03:18,140 --> 00:03:19,700 Hello, Emile! 39 00:03:21,190 --> 00:03:22,710 I hope I'm not imposing. 40 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:25,000 No, dear Ad�la�de, you never impose. 41 00:03:25,035 --> 00:03:26,580 You must know that. 42 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,640 Bitch! 43 00:03:44,210 --> 00:03:45,815 Is that what you wanted to talk to me about? 44 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,420 No, it's about your son. 45 00:03:47,455 --> 00:03:49,385 Is he in trouble again? 46 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:50,885 But how... how do you know? 47 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,420 In those situations, it's always her son, never yours. 48 00:03:52,455 --> 00:03:54,640 Ad�la�de, please. -Listen, listen... 49 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:56,230 Wait. L�on! 50 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,200 Hello, aunt. -Hello, boy. 51 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,010 Hello, mum. -Hello, darling. 52 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,070 Hello, dad. 53 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:09,320 Did you want to see me? 54 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:13,090 He asks if I wanted to see him. I've been asking for you for three days. 55 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:15,090 Where were you those three days? 56 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:20,002 Where? -In Limoges. 57 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,765 I stopped in Limoges 58 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,320 To see your friend Robert. 59 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,085 Yes, exactly. -Always Robert! 60 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,345 And that dancing? Is that Robert? 61 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:29,380 And that copy of the "Folies Berg�re"? Is that Robert? 62 00:04:29,415 --> 00:04:32,630 And that... strip joint. Is that also Robert? 63 00:04:32,665 --> 00:04:34,300 Do you have problems with your imagination? 64 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:35,980 And this? 65 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,190 Is this Robert? 66 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:39,450 No, that's not Robert. 67 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,180 And this? 68 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,610 That's a picture. 69 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:47,220 I found all this in your office. 70 00:04:47,255 --> 00:04:48,950 In the "Contacts with the Province" file. 71 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:50,220 What do you have to say? 72 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,370 Well, hurry! 73 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:55,960 Well? 74 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,105 Archiving error. 75 00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:00,480 This should be in the "Contacts with Foreigners" file. 76 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:03,350 They're Americans. -I see. 77 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:06,810 And Americans are foreigners. 78 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:10,865 What do you mean? 79 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:13,745 Life's not just about starlets and actresses. 80 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,480 What's wrong with you? Can't you be like your father? 81 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:18,072 I've been young too and I also enjoyed my freedom. 82 00:05:18,107 --> 00:05:20,630 But one day I started concentrating on the problem... 83 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:24,030 the very serious problem of insecticide! 84 00:05:24,065 --> 00:05:26,250 And then... I married your mother. 85 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,590 It's time you took control of your life. 86 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:33,395 Certainly. 87 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,390 You need a home. -Yes. 88 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:36,540 A woman. -Alright. 89 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,995 Children! -That's why I'm here. 90 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:41,960 To have children? I don't get it. -Explain, dear G�rard. 91 00:05:41,995 --> 00:05:44,942 It's clear, I understand. He wants to get married. 92 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:47,890 That's it. Thanks, aunt. -He wants to get married! 93 00:05:47,925 --> 00:05:49,480 Get married? 94 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,715 Well, bravo. 95 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,110 That's good. A serious matter. 96 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:56,140 And... 97 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:58,565 Who's the young lady? 98 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,565 Suzy, a charming girl. 99 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,460 And she's the daughter of the famous Beauminet! 100 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,460 And what does he do? 101 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:05,650 A general? 102 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,650 No, not exactly. 103 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:08,790 A scientist then? 104 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,130 No, not really. 105 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:12,670 He's an artist. 106 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,960 An artist! 107 00:06:15,110 --> 00:06:16,240 Drama actor. 108 00:06:16,590 --> 00:06:18,350 With the Com�die-Fran�aise? 109 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:20,375 No, in Ch�teauroux. -What? 110 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:21,945 The P�rigeux. 111 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:24,260 Have you gone crazy? -Emile! 112 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,250 What does that famous daughter do? 113 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:29,750 She dances. 114 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,395 I knew it! 115 00:06:31,430 --> 00:06:34,040 Her father's an actor and the daughter's a dancer! 116 00:06:34,075 --> 00:06:36,650 And what does the mother do? Does she sing perhaps? 117 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,440 I think so. That depends on her part. 118 00:06:38,475 --> 00:06:40,477 So the whole family. 119 00:06:40,512 --> 00:06:42,480 No, her uncle's an... 120 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,405 acrobat. -What? 121 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,330 Or so it seems. -What does that mean? 122 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:48,330 Because you don't him know yet? 123 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:49,420 No. 124 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:50,585 It keeps getting better. 125 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,520 Does he work with animals? -Ad�la�de! 126 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:55,080 Soon he'll be working with my son. 127 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,505 What a great marriage! 128 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:58,940 The son of the king of insecticides marries who? 129 00:06:58,975 --> 00:07:00,545 The daughter of an acrobat! 130 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:02,940 Do you think I'll accept that shame? 131 00:07:02,975 --> 00:07:05,140 I've invented Cic�ron powder! 132 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,567 Cic�ron, there! 133 00:07:06,602 --> 00:07:07,960 You're wrong! 134 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,345 You want to take me on? 135 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:14,220 I'm asking you to break up with those acrobats! 136 00:07:14,255 --> 00:07:16,005 I'll break up, but not with them! 137 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,280 I'll break up with my father, the tyrant. 138 00:07:18,315 --> 00:07:20,280 With his narrow-minded selfishness! 139 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,240 Get lost with your Cic�ron powder! 140 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,240 And with your flies! 141 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:25,410 Oh, excuse me. 142 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:26,680 Farewell, mother! 143 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:27,955 Aunt! -My son! 144 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,465 Where are you going, idiot? 145 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,830 To Ch�teauroux, to the Beauminet family! 146 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:33,920 To the Beauminets? -Exactly. 147 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:36,170 It may not be easy... 148 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,440 but I'll do it on my own! 149 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,960 Did you hear that? -To the Beauminets? 150 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,490 Farewell. 151 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:43,280 Sir! 152 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:49,550 He... he called me sir! 153 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:04,330 Excuse me, madam. I'm looking for Mr Beauminet. 154 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:05,605 Beauminet? 155 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,105 Yes, at the far end... 156 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:08,970 third floor, second door on the right. 157 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:10,030 Thank you. 158 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,500 Come here! 159 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:18,940 Don't come near me! 160 00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:20,800 Don't touch me! 161 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:22,510 You have to admit... 162 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:24,510 C�sar Beauminet ACTOR 163 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,475 Answer... answer. 164 00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:28,820 If you don't answer, I'll kill you. 165 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,880 I was told, sir... 166 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:36,685 I was told, sir... 167 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:40,005 Look, lady... -I was told, sir... 168 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,910 Slowly... Look, lady, see this glorious sword. 169 00:08:42,945 --> 00:08:45,350 My ancestors used it to defend the King of France! 170 00:08:45,385 --> 00:08:48,540 And I shall honour this sword! 171 00:08:48,575 --> 00:08:49,990 Die, lady! 172 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,075 Isn't it beautiful? -I was told, sir... 173 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:56,365 that the Duke of Angoul�me, your royal cousin... 174 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,260 I was told, sir... -Hello, sir. 175 00:08:59,295 --> 00:09:02,000 I was told Angoul�me... Damn, you've confused me. 176 00:09:02,035 --> 00:09:04,650 I was told, my king, that... 177 00:09:04,685 --> 00:09:06,180 Hold them, will you? -Yes. 178 00:09:07,410 --> 00:09:09,190 What are you doing there? -Hello, madam. 179 00:09:09,225 --> 00:09:11,190 Come with me. 180 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:15,150 Well, young man... Will you have lunch with us? Great! 181 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,620 Listen, I'm... -Relax, we're hospitable and cheap. 182 00:09:18,655 --> 00:09:20,850 Hey, down there. Can someone help me? 183 00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:21,945 You're in luck. 184 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:24,090 You go help him. -Me? 185 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:26,335 Do you like painting, young man? 186 00:09:26,370 --> 00:09:27,890 Yes. -Come up then, son. 187 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,915 Look... this is a brush. 188 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:35,330 Take my place for a moment. 189 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,440 I'll have something to eat. 190 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,040 To table! To table everybody! 191 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:44,220 Here's the chicken! 192 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,350 The thigh's for granddad! 193 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:53,890 The chicken tastes good. 194 00:09:58,090 --> 00:09:59,090 Suzy! 195 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:00,560 G�rard! 196 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,560 G�rard? Do you know him? 197 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:07,110 Yes, it's G�rard! 198 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:10,510 G�rard! G�rard! 199 00:10:10,545 --> 00:10:13,457 Lard? I want some too. 200 00:10:13,492 --> 00:10:16,370 No, it's G�rard! 201 00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:19,285 What are you doing up there? Come down. 202 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,910 Would you like to eat something? -Please. 203 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,520 What else? 204 00:10:26,555 --> 00:10:28,080 Fries! 205 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,310 We want some. 206 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:42,000 Have a seat, old chap. 207 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:49,030 When one has a guest, one takes off one's hat. 208 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:54,830 Women first. 209 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,100 So you're G�rard, young man. 210 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,520 Yes, Mr Beauminet. 211 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,330 The famous Beauminet. 212 00:11:05,810 --> 00:11:07,085 The famous... 213 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,360 Are you... Where is he? 214 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,360 Here's the little guy. 215 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,030 Would you like some fries? -Yes, miss. 216 00:11:13,065 --> 00:11:14,310 Careful. 217 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,920 I forgot to introduce my people. 218 00:11:16,955 --> 00:11:18,987 Mrs Fanny Raymond... 219 00:11:19,022 --> 00:11:20,985 my wife, the fourth. 220 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:23,020 May I? -Thank you. 221 00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:24,220 Nice to meet you, madam. 222 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:26,975 Mr Albert Albert. 223 00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:29,010 From the comedy... -From Montpellier. 224 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,580 Nice to meet you. 225 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,535 Pleased to meet you. 226 00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:33,810 Miss C�line Valmont. 227 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,100 Sir. -Miss. 228 00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:37,725 Ernest, a minor part. 229 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,310 But very talented. 230 00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:40,825 Specialised in strongman games. 231 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:43,320 The strongest man at the table. 232 00:11:43,355 --> 00:11:44,500 Thank you, boss. 233 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:46,480 And finally... 234 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,125 Our Nestor. 235 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,120 No talent, no charisma, but we like his beard. 236 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:53,600 He's deaf. 237 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,090 Hello, young man. Hold this. 238 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:59,150 Make yourself at home. 239 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,550 This is a hospitable place. 240 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,245 Not hungry, G�rard? 241 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,050 Not really. All the emotions... 242 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,200 I've got something for you to chew on. 243 00:12:09,235 --> 00:12:10,070 Ah, yes! 244 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:12,910 Nuts! 245 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:14,910 I love them. 246 00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:19,000 Careful now. 247 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,940 Come on, Marguerite, what's the problem? 248 00:12:32,975 --> 00:12:34,455 It's because of the nuts. 249 00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:35,990 Do they make you sad? 250 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,530 These nuts remind me of G�rard. 251 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,115 I don't see the connection. 252 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,115 You know he loved them. 253 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:44,525 Maybe he's hungry now. The poor boy. 254 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:48,000 Acrobats like nice food too, Marguerite. 255 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:50,380 The life of an artist's beautiful. 256 00:12:50,415 --> 00:12:52,310 I could marry a tenor once. 257 00:12:52,345 --> 00:12:53,490 I know, he got out just in time. 258 00:12:53,525 --> 00:12:54,770 Unlike my sister. 259 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,645 Please. 260 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,645 Listen, let's not turn this into a drama. 261 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,340 Who told you they're acrobats? 262 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,655 And even then... 263 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,840 Some artists are responsible citizens... 264 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,840 and know how to receive guests. 265 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:12,190 I'm sure she's a charming girl. 266 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,750 You didn't say that earlier! 267 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:16,220 Maybe, but I've never said the opposite either! 268 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:20,590 We're talking about my son, not about yours. 269 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,247 Did you hear me? What is it? 270 00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:23,870 Your car's ready, sir. 271 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,740 Very good. 272 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:26,685 Where are you going? 273 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,020 To Ch�teauroux. -To Ch�teauroux? 274 00:13:28,055 --> 00:13:29,790 Oh, you're going there! -Yes. 275 00:13:29,825 --> 00:13:30,965 To reassure you. 276 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,605 Hug the boy from me! -Yes. 277 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,130 Let me prepare something. 278 00:13:34,165 --> 00:13:36,460 No time! Bye! Ad�la�de! 279 00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:40,970 I had to deal with Buparti. 280 00:13:41,005 --> 00:13:41,955 With Buparti. 281 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,990 A very talented artist. 282 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:45,780 Believe me if you want. 283 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,283 Coffee for the digestion? -Yes. 284 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,750 Everybody stood up. 285 00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:51,485 They were applauding me. 286 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,920 Pass the sugar, please. 287 00:13:52,955 --> 00:13:54,320 Sugar for granddad. 288 00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:56,325 I forgot to say that... 289 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,560 all the women were looking at me. 290 00:13:58,595 --> 00:14:00,585 Can I get the spoon... the little spoon? 291 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,270 Ernest, do something useful... 292 00:14:02,305 --> 00:14:04,270 and give the old man a little spoon. 293 00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:06,316 Here. -Thank you, young man. 294 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,305 So as I said... 295 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:10,030 I said the women were only looking at me. 296 00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:13,740 That was my triumph in Saint-Florentin. 297 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:18,723 Hello? Yes, madam, that's here. 298 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,020 Mr G�rard Durand? 299 00:14:20,055 --> 00:14:20,940 That's me! 300 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:22,915 Yes, one moment. 301 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,260 It's for you. -Thank you. 302 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:25,450 Hello? 303 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:26,950 Yes, speaking. 304 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,810 Is that you, mom? 305 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:29,890 Hi, mom! 306 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:31,500 Yes, everything's fine. 307 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:33,180 We had a nice meal. 308 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:34,950 What? 309 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:36,990 Dad's coming over? 310 00:14:37,950 --> 00:14:39,170 He's already on the way? 311 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,700 What? -I see. 312 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:44,260 Yes, I understand. 313 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,890 No, I'm happy. 314 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:48,050 Yes, I will... we will... 315 00:14:48,085 --> 00:14:49,180 a warm reception. 316 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,670 Bye, mom. 317 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,635 My father's coming here. 318 00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:54,635 Young man, your father will be received very well. 319 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:57,240 Yes, of course, but... don't you have any Cic�ron powder? 320 00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:58,475 Do you want to apply make-up? 321 00:14:58,510 --> 00:14:59,565 No, it's an insecticide. 322 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,395 My father's the one who produces it, so if he finds it here... 323 00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:04,230 Yes, G�rard, I'll say I need to get rid of some parasites. 324 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,264 No, no! -Come, go buy it. 325 00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:09,610 Get the place ready. You clean the table... 326 00:15:09,645 --> 00:15:10,595 and you look after the costumes. 327 00:15:10,630 --> 00:15:11,910 Put on your best outfits. 328 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,490 You get the background ready. 329 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,910 The background! Unbelievable. 330 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,130 Laporte and Bonfils Bailiffs 331 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:28,110 No, no! You're very friendly, Mr Bonfils! 332 00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:31,120 There is no more room in our society for such people. 333 00:15:31,155 --> 00:15:34,030 I've gone to the Beauminet's house 20 times, in vain. 334 00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:36,340 All the summons we send him, he sends back to us. 335 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:37,415 Something has to happen! 336 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:39,300 Of course. -Very good, Bonfils. 337 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,260 You'll go there this afternoon. -Me? 338 00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:42,296 Yes, you. 339 00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,900 But I'd prefer tomorrow. -No, no. 340 00:15:44,935 --> 00:15:47,395 It's been "tomorrow" for 10 years. 341 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:50,030 Since we've been partners, you haven't been there once. 342 00:15:50,065 --> 00:15:52,560 This will be your first time. Your christening. 343 00:15:52,595 --> 00:15:54,970 Be brave, Bonfils. 344 00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:56,510 And most of all... 345 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,885 don't be taken in by their antics. 346 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,220 They're comedians, they'll fool you. 347 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:02,690 So be strong. 348 00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:04,152 Uncompromising. 349 00:16:04,187 --> 00:16:05,580 Incorruptible. 350 00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:06,605 Ruthless. 351 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,060 In short, put your heart in it. 352 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:12,139 Go. Go! 353 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,229 I'm going. 354 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:17,985 Go on. -Yes. 355 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,735 There's the king of insecticide. 356 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,990 Come, guys, quickly. He's on the stairs already. 357 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,725 What's the Roman outfit for? 358 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,650 When you receive a king, it's normal to dress like a Roman emperor. 359 00:16:29,685 --> 00:16:30,610 That's all. 360 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:33,010 Mind your own business! 361 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,400 A bit risqu�. 362 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:56,950 Curtain. 363 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,060 Honour the father. 364 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,550 Praise all... parents. 365 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,080 I'm a father, facing another... 366 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,270 Since you're a king... 367 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,070 allow me, in this humble abode... 368 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,720 to pay you all the respect you deserve. 369 00:17:13,755 --> 00:17:15,932 You're very friendly, but I'm here to... 370 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:18,075 We know, we know. -We look forward to it. 371 00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:19,615 We're very pleased. -Make yourself at home. 372 00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:21,480 The children aren't here yet, but they won't be long. 373 00:17:21,515 --> 00:17:23,310 They'll be very surprised to see you here. 374 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:25,060 I'm here to... -Have a seat. 375 00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:26,780 Why are you so tense? 376 00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:28,745 Here you go! 377 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,180 Would you like something? 378 00:17:31,215 --> 00:17:32,635 That's what I'm here for. 379 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:35,430 I like your simplicity. 380 00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:36,655 You're very friendly... 381 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,970 and that brings me to why I'm here. 382 00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:41,217 We'll all be able to agree. 383 00:17:41,252 --> 00:17:43,430 My mission's very delicate. 384 00:17:43,465 --> 00:17:45,395 My position isn't easy either. 385 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,395 I agree with that, but... 386 00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,720 it's the first time this happens to me. 387 00:17:49,755 --> 00:17:50,710 For me too. -Really? 388 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:54,220 Some situations are very delicate. 389 00:17:54,255 --> 00:17:56,030 That's why you should have a glass of port. 390 00:17:56,065 --> 00:17:58,095 I don't know if I should drink. 391 00:17:58,130 --> 00:18:02,213 It's just a bottle of port... more. 392 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,575 That's too much. 393 00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,250 I'm not used to drinking. 394 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,120 Oh, relax, there are moments when you really have to. 395 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,280 That's for sure. 396 00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:11,790 To your health! 397 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,450 And to our children's happiness! 398 00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:18,110 You must be a good father. 399 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,680 I am Bonfils. 400 00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:22,100 Funny! 401 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,505 A beautiful piece. 402 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,790 A Voltaire chair. 403 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,010 Original. 404 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,020 I can tell you... excuse me. 405 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,200 I prefer this chair. 406 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,240 Louis XV style. 407 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,315 Ah, an expert! 408 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,110 Look at this Henry III buffet. 409 00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:46,945 The value... is hard to estimate. 410 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,700 And Cic�ron powder keeps it in good shape. 411 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,015 Permit me to take some notes. 412 00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:55,170 That speaks for itself considering the importance of our possessions. 413 00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:57,950 We'll do the same when we're at your place. 414 00:18:57,985 --> 00:18:59,340 Oh, this table. 415 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,260 The most beautiful piece in the house. 416 00:19:01,295 --> 00:19:02,550 I wouldn't even sell it... 417 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,630 for a million. 418 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:06,850 A million? 419 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,300 But you have plenty of time to admire all these pieces. 420 00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,300 Let's go back to our port. 421 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:14,800 Port! 422 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,990 To our meeting! 423 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,140 To the children's happiness. 424 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:19,750 To prosperity. 425 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,380 And to insecticide! 426 00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:31,680 Nothing. -Nothing. 427 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,780 And? -Nothing. 428 00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:45,030 And? -No. 429 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:48,843 Hey... 430 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,070 Why didn't you give the bailiff's papers to the Beauminets? 431 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,210 You go up yourself. 432 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,310 I'm not going all the way up there. -Alright, alright. 433 00:19:54,345 --> 00:19:55,960 Excuse me, sir. I'm looking for Mr Beauminet. 434 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,100 Beauminet, second door, third floor. 435 00:19:58,135 --> 00:19:59,050 Thank you. 436 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,200 Sir! 437 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:03,570 Excuse me, sir. 438 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,210 Would you mind giving this to Mr Beauminet? 439 00:20:06,245 --> 00:20:07,950 Of course not. -Thank you, sir. 440 00:20:07,985 --> 00:20:09,060 Thank you very much. 441 00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,600 He's quite a dad! 442 00:20:16,635 --> 00:20:18,565 Have a glass of wine and...! 443 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,170 He's a good citizen, based on his temperament. 444 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:24,620 Suzy has the keys, doesn't she? 445 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,380 Careful. 446 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,230 It's a bailiff. 447 00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:39,235 What do we do? 448 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:40,960 First we change the interior. -What about Mr Durand? 449 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:45,000 Props, plates, furniture. 450 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:45,907 The baby's crying! 451 00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:46,745 The background! -What? 452 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,560 Which sound? -The background! 453 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,610 Drunk like a skunk! Drunk like a skunk! 454 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,250 Hurry up! 455 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:10,780 The baby! 456 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,195 Are we ready? -Ready! 457 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:37,935 Attention! Open the door! 458 00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:39,600 And cough well. -Tough? What? 459 00:21:39,635 --> 00:21:41,230 Cough! 460 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,140 Come in. 461 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:02,140 Come in, sir. 462 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,025 Don't be afraid. 463 00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:07,620 Is this the house of the famous Beauminet? 464 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:10,010 Yes, come in. 465 00:22:10,045 --> 00:22:11,380 Come in. 466 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,980 Please, come in. 467 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,045 Allow me. Umbrella. 468 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,955 Hat, briefcase. 469 00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:20,440 No, I want to keep this. 470 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,790 No chair. 471 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,960 There's no chair. 472 00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:29,540 It's all gone. 473 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,980 Business is terrible. 474 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,970 All I have is debt. 475 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,740 Do you understand? 476 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,690 Yes, I understand. 477 00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,425 Look, sir. 478 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:48,540 You probably already know why I'm here. 479 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,685 Alas, sir. 480 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,020 It's a very sad situation. 481 00:22:51,055 --> 00:22:52,367 I think so too. 482 00:22:52,402 --> 00:22:53,680 Thank you! Yes. 483 00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,150 Well... 484 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,970 I don't know how to tell you... -Say nothing. 485 00:22:59,005 --> 00:23:00,735 I understand your surprise. 486 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:03,280 Indeed! I didn't expect this. 487 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,700 It's all... 488 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,550 Oh well, who cares about possessions? 489 00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:09,010 Careful, careful. 490 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,300 Careful! 491 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,730 That was a joke? 492 00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:14,415 How cynical. 493 00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:16,095 Excuse me? -Such cynicism! 494 00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:17,740 What? -I said such cynicism! 495 00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:21,050 Let's get down to business. 496 00:23:21,085 --> 00:23:22,330 Alright. -Good. 497 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:24,800 You have a daughter. -Yes. 498 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,630 A very charming daughter. -My daughter. 499 00:23:27,665 --> 00:23:29,240 Don't touch my daughter. 500 00:23:29,370 --> 00:23:30,840 He wants to take her to...! It's disgusting. 501 00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:32,230 That's it. 502 00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:33,690 So... 503 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:36,735 you want to be paid in kind. 504 00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:38,770 You didn't understand! -I understood very well! 505 00:23:38,805 --> 00:23:40,660 Pig! -But that's a misunderstanding! 506 00:23:40,695 --> 00:23:42,660 No, I understood very well! How cynical! 507 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:44,000 Hat! 508 00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:48,400 Hat! 509 00:23:48,940 --> 00:23:50,290 What? -Scissors! 510 00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:53,120 Tie! 511 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:54,790 That was the tie! 512 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:56,020 Lapels! 513 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,060 Umbrella! 514 00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:03,640 And the climax! 515 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:04,870 The climax! 516 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,680 He got away. 517 00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:25,585 This is Beauminet! 518 00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:26,860 Beauminet! 519 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,390 The Beauminet family! 520 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:31,340 Beauminet! 521 00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,340 What an idiot! 522 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,870 That's my father. 523 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,590 Quick, here he is. 524 00:24:49,510 --> 00:24:51,710 Beauminet! Beauminet... 525 00:24:51,745 --> 00:24:53,005 Beauminet! 526 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,530 I'm glad we didn't go. 527 00:24:55,565 --> 00:24:57,377 I did it! 528 00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:59,190 That was good! 529 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,810 We got him well. 530 00:25:01,845 --> 00:25:03,500 We did. 531 00:25:09,570 --> 00:25:11,230 That was my father. 532 00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:12,890 It was his father. 533 00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:15,190 That was Mr Durand. 534 00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:19,980 Poor boy. 535 00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:24,240 And the other one? -That's the bailiff. 536 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:26,710 My port! 537 00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:29,460 Drunk like a skunk! 538 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:30,885 And he sings too. 539 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,340 Drunk like a skunk! Drunk like a skunk! 540 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:44,460 Hat! 541 00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:46,640 Hat! 542 00:25:59,690 --> 00:26:01,140 The skunk! 543 00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:13,380 Boom, just like the mailman. 544 00:26:13,415 --> 00:26:15,110 He won't be back any time soon. 545 00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:17,730 He's stubborn. 546 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,190 Ernest! The climax! 547 00:26:20,225 --> 00:26:21,490 C�line, open the door. 548 00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:26,470 Bravo! It's the gas man. 549 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,660 It's quite the day. 550 00:26:30,695 --> 00:26:32,165 What do we do now? 551 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,200 It's time to recuperate. 552 00:26:34,235 --> 00:26:35,222 What about G�rard? 553 00:26:35,257 --> 00:26:36,210 Young man. 554 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,210 The theatre's one big family. 555 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:39,645 I adopt you. 556 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,840 You'll play the role of... 557 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,700 Ernest. -About time! 558 00:26:42,735 --> 00:26:43,880 He'll learn! 559 00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:46,405 You'll see. A beautiful journey. 560 00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:49,767 First class. 561 00:26:49,802 --> 00:26:51,285 Beautiful castles. 562 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,320 Theatres, enthusiastic crowds! 563 00:26:53,355 --> 00:26:55,320 The great reception... What's this? 564 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,770 My father's powder. 565 00:26:58,890 --> 00:26:59,980 I'm ashamed. 566 00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:01,980 I'm ashamed. 567 00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:04,290 No, Mr Beauminet, no. -Yes, ashamed. 568 00:27:04,325 --> 00:27:05,790 Yes, ashamed. 569 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,780 It was just a mistake. 570 00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:19,160 That was yesterday, today will be better. 571 00:27:19,195 --> 00:27:21,160 That's the life of an artist. 572 00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:30,580 Come, sir... 573 00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:33,960 you have given me an inconceivable sensibility for your love. 574 00:27:33,995 --> 00:27:35,295 And I'll spend all my physic in the affair... 575 00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:38,520 but the patient shall kick up or else be yours. 576 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,880 Doctor in the house. 577 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,170 More than one. 578 00:28:03,330 --> 00:28:04,285 Is that all? 579 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,100 My children do not have a choice. 580 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,670 Tickets and food. 581 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,830 The train's here. Get your luggage. 582 00:29:04,930 --> 00:29:06,035 Very friendly of you. 583 00:29:06,070 --> 00:29:08,400 Let me take that from you. 584 00:29:08,435 --> 00:29:09,365 That's alright. 585 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,960 But you can't move. 586 00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:13,830 I'm fine. I'm... 587 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,305 Oh, we're off! 588 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,070 Make some room for Ernest. 589 00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:23,730 Ernest's getting some fresh air. -Thanks, boss. 590 00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,615 Do you want some chicken, Robert? 591 00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:37,370 I already had two thighs, mum! 592 00:29:37,405 --> 00:29:38,537 Have a wing then! 593 00:29:38,572 --> 00:29:39,635 I can't. 594 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,635 I didn't bring it for nothing. 595 00:29:41,670 --> 00:29:44,930 You should eat well. 596 00:29:48,590 --> 00:29:50,340 A bit of chicken? -Thank you, madam. 597 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,710 I'll have some ham. 598 00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:55,135 You're hungry. -Definitely! 599 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,690 For a man your age... -Oh, well... 600 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:00,405 Tell me, sir. -Yes? 601 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,750 Mr Grandjean! Could you cut me a slice? 602 00:30:03,785 --> 00:30:05,085 I don't want to impose. 603 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,580 Let's share. 604 00:30:07,615 --> 00:30:10,700 In that case, I won't say no. 605 00:30:13,790 --> 00:30:15,410 What about you? 606 00:30:15,590 --> 00:30:18,490 Don't you want some p�t�? -Later. 607 00:30:18,530 --> 00:30:20,800 After I've finished my chicken. -Right. 608 00:30:20,835 --> 00:30:23,060 And you? Want some? 609 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,490 No, thanks. I have my own. 610 00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:28,210 You'd be welcome. 611 00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:35,840 Take this. -I'll hold it for you. 612 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,920 It's a beautiful ham. -Yes, the last one. 613 00:30:38,930 --> 00:30:41,250 No! -The others haven't been smoked yet. 614 00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:44,280 And the pigs are still too small. 615 00:30:45,695 --> 00:30:47,312 It's not easy being a farmer. 616 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:48,895 Am I right, Mr Grandjean? 617 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:51,160 Yes, it's true. It's more suffering than wealth. 618 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,340 It's true! 619 00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:56,760 Soon we won't be able to sell anything anymore. 620 00:30:56,795 --> 00:30:58,785 That's for sure. With all these middlemen... 621 00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:00,820 there won't be any sale from producer... 622 00:31:00,855 --> 00:31:02,785 to consumer left. -It's true. 623 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:06,030 We hardly have anything to eat. 624 00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:07,625 Absolutely. 625 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,625 So instead of making a profit... 626 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,870 we should be happy to have something to eat. 627 00:31:12,550 --> 00:31:14,210 Please, miss. 628 00:31:14,690 --> 00:31:16,970 Could you give it to Robert? 629 00:31:17,290 --> 00:31:18,620 For Robert. 630 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,190 For Robert. 631 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:23,200 For Robert. -Camembert? Thanks! 632 00:31:23,235 --> 00:31:25,690 No, for Robert! 633 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,545 Excuse me, sir. -Yes? 634 00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:42,775 Mr Grandjean! -Yes? 635 00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:46,320 Would you like a sip? -Thanks, I won't refuse. 636 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,060 Mum, I can't see anything. 637 00:31:48,095 --> 00:31:49,710 Yes, it's a tunnel. 638 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,160 Do you have the bottle, Mr Grandjean? -No. 639 00:31:53,195 --> 00:31:54,885 I gave it to Mr Labrouti. 640 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,620 Hey, don't touch the basket. -I didn't touch it. 641 00:31:57,655 --> 00:31:59,715 Someone must be hungry. 642 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:02,990 Have you got my ham, Mr Grandjean? -No. 643 00:32:03,025 --> 00:32:04,627 Take it easy, Robert. 644 00:32:04,662 --> 00:32:06,211 But I didn't do anything. 645 00:32:06,246 --> 00:32:07,760 Hey, my cheese! 646 00:32:08,030 --> 00:32:09,430 What a long tunnel. 647 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,545 Turn on a light! 648 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:17,360 Here's a lighter. 649 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:19,695 The wind's blowing it out. 650 00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:21,730 Impossible, the windows are closed. 651 00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:25,270 The end of the tunnel! 652 00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:29,430 My cheese! 653 00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:31,520 I don't believe this. 654 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,430 My terrine's empty! 655 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:37,160 I had 6 eggs. There are only 4 left! 656 00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:39,520 I'm sure there were 6. 657 00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:44,025 Oh, no! 658 00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:46,630 What did you do, Robert? -My cheese! 659 00:32:47,910 --> 00:32:49,565 Oh no! 660 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,600 Where did my cheese go? 661 00:33:12,030 --> 00:33:12,930 Thirsty? 662 00:33:21,850 --> 00:33:26,380 Saint-Julien! Saint-Julien! 663 00:33:26,415 --> 00:33:27,940 We're here. 664 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:30,935 Saint-Julien! 665 00:33:35,035 --> 00:33:37,190 Hurry, we can't miss the connecting train! 666 00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:42,720 A pity that it went so fast. 667 00:33:43,210 --> 00:33:45,105 We didn't have time to get to know each other. 668 00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:48,050 We'll remember you. Goodbye! 669 00:33:48,085 --> 00:33:50,050 Hurry! 670 00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:53,200 Goodbye, gentlemen. Have this. 671 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,490 Hurry, Ernest! -I'm coming. 672 00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:00,790 Goodbye! 673 00:34:17,950 --> 00:34:21,710 I hurry to save her! 674 00:34:21,745 --> 00:34:23,710 And now, to the water! 675 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,410 Towards the tower! 676 00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:31,000 Young man, you have talent. 677 00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:32,230 This way! 678 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,660 You are wonderful. 679 00:34:35,695 --> 00:34:36,720 No. 680 00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:39,840 It's easy, you know? -Amazing! 681 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,270 Oh, no. -Yes. 682 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,100 G�rard! -Ah, aunt! 683 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:53,720 What are you doing here? -I was in the audience. 684 00:34:53,755 --> 00:34:54,845 Did you like it? -Very much. 685 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,845 G�rard, I have to talk to you. Your dad's furious. 686 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,810 This is Suzy, the daughter of the famous Mr Beauminet. 687 00:34:58,845 --> 00:35:00,490 I saw you on stage. You were very good. 688 00:35:00,525 --> 00:35:01,915 But I didn't play tonight! 689 00:35:01,950 --> 00:35:03,870 You're very good anyway. -The train. 690 00:35:03,905 --> 00:35:06,790 We'll miss the train. -We have to talk. 691 00:35:10,450 --> 00:35:12,395 Suzy, G�rard, come! 692 00:35:12,430 --> 00:35:14,240 I promised your dad to bring you to Paris. 693 00:35:14,275 --> 00:35:15,215 We're going tomorrow. 694 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:17,215 Are you going back tomorrow? -Yes! 695 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:20,010 I won't leave your side. -Go on! 696 00:35:20,230 --> 00:35:21,430 Do you swear? -I swear! 697 00:35:24,650 --> 00:35:27,650 But don't you see that Monsieur Jourdain, Madame... 698 00:35:27,685 --> 00:35:30,575 eats all the pieces of food you have touched? 699 00:35:30,610 --> 00:35:33,040 Mr Jourdain... -Face the audience. 700 00:35:33,075 --> 00:35:34,225 That's it. 701 00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:37,675 I am captivated by Mr Jourdain. 702 00:35:37,710 --> 00:35:41,030 I'm crazy with joy! -You're talented! 703 00:35:43,890 --> 00:35:45,970 Insecticide SHELLTOX 704 00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:54,365 It's dead, sir. 705 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,885 Yes, it's dead! Of course it's dead! 706 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,020 This always works. 707 00:35:59,055 --> 00:36:00,670 What do they put in it? 708 00:36:00,705 --> 00:36:01,970 Shelltox! 709 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,655 Nothing! -What nothing? 710 00:36:03,690 --> 00:36:06,205 No news. For eight days! 711 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,540 It worries me that we haven't heard from G�rard and Ad�la�de! 712 00:36:08,575 --> 00:36:10,280 Leave me in peace with that family of yours! 713 00:36:10,315 --> 00:36:11,405 But he's your son! 714 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,090 He may be in danger with those bohemians. 715 00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:16,705 That's his own fault! -You have no heart. 716 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:18,740 You can't have everything! 717 00:36:18,775 --> 00:36:20,365 Anyway, it's enough! 718 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,300 Let me work! 719 00:36:22,335 --> 00:36:24,200 We'll discuss your sister during dinner. 720 00:36:24,235 --> 00:36:25,370 During dinner! 721 00:36:25,890 --> 00:36:28,300 No actually! It would ruin my appetite. 722 00:36:40,330 --> 00:36:42,380 Excuse me, sir. Are you going to Marciac? 723 00:36:42,415 --> 00:36:43,190 Yes. 724 00:36:44,810 --> 00:36:45,930 Lucky, no? 725 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,070 My little sister's with me. 726 00:36:50,190 --> 00:36:51,160 Call her. 727 00:36:51,490 --> 00:36:53,010 If there's room for two, there's room for three. 728 00:36:53,045 --> 00:36:54,310 Thank you. 729 00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:58,970 Hurry! 730 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,150 What is this? An invasion? 731 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,750 We're family. 732 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,420 Go on, hurry! 733 00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:16,250 Wait for me, guys! 734 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,700 Hey, guys! 735 00:37:18,350 --> 00:37:20,060 Wait, guys! 736 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,990 with Ad�la�de Randu 737 00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,730 What about Ernest? -He's not here. It's your part. 738 00:37:49,765 --> 00:37:50,745 No. -Perfect! 739 00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:52,540 Relax! Relax! 740 00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:07,360 Ready, G�rard? -Ready! 741 00:38:07,510 --> 00:38:08,860 Curtain. -What? 742 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,110 Curtain! 743 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,780 Ladies and gentlemen! 744 00:38:19,090 --> 00:38:20,745 We're presenting an extract... 745 00:38:20,780 --> 00:38:23,990 of "Cyrano de Bergerac"! 746 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,060 One of the best bits. 747 00:38:27,095 --> 00:38:28,960 One of the best bits! 748 00:38:28,995 --> 00:38:30,112 The duel. 749 00:38:30,147 --> 00:38:31,230 The duel! 750 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,820 The ballad of the duel... 751 00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:39,065 The ballad of the duel in the H�tel Burgundy... 752 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:41,750 Mr Bergerac duels a bum. 753 00:38:41,785 --> 00:38:44,400 What is that, sir? 754 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:47,740 It's the title. -I see. 755 00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:51,490 Wait, let me choose my rhymes. 756 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:53,455 I'm ready. 757 00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:55,870 My hat I toss lightly away. 758 00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:59,220 From my shoulders I slowly let fall... 759 00:38:59,255 --> 00:39:00,340 Slowly. 760 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:02,850 The cloak which conceals my array... 761 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:04,850 And my sword from my scabbard I call... 762 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,535 Like C�ladon, graceful and tall... 763 00:39:09,570 --> 00:39:11,090 Like Scaramouche, quick hand and brain... 764 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,235 And I warn you, dear Mirmydon... 765 00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,270 I shall thrust when I end the refrain. 766 00:39:15,610 --> 00:39:16,585 What do I do now? 767 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:18,585 The swords meet. 768 00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:21,920 You were rash to join in the fray. -Shut up. 769 00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:24,195 Like a fowl I shall carve you up small. -Want me to hit you? 770 00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:28,410 Your ribs 'neath your doublet so gay... Ding! dong! 771 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,490 My point flits like a fly on the pane... 772 00:39:32,525 --> 00:39:34,657 And I stab. 773 00:39:34,692 --> 00:39:36,790 It's not finished. -It's not finished. 774 00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:41,795 Refrain! Prince... 775 00:39:41,830 --> 00:39:43,830 On the Lord you must call... 776 00:39:43,865 --> 00:39:45,855 I gain ground, I advance once again... 777 00:39:45,890 --> 00:39:50,280 I feint, I lunge... 778 00:39:50,315 --> 00:39:52,012 and then... 779 00:39:52,047 --> 00:39:53,710 and then... 780 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,330 and then... I stab! 781 00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,870 That's it! 782 00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:02,110 Edmond Rostand! 783 00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:26,700 Attention! 784 00:40:27,210 --> 00:40:30,550 Train 947 from Saint-Sulpice Lauri�re... 785 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:33,200 direction La Jonch�re... 786 00:40:33,235 --> 00:40:35,380 with a stop in Limoges... 787 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,400 has a delay of 2 hours. 788 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,910 We're full! We're full! 789 00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:20,000 We'll wait for the next one. 790 00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:23,990 That was the only one. 791 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,380 Thank you. 792 00:42:20,590 --> 00:42:23,330 Hey, Ad�la�de's no longer there. 793 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:24,965 Where's my aunt? 794 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,750 She was there just earlier. 795 00:42:27,785 --> 00:42:30,500 Come, let's go. We'll find her. 796 00:42:32,890 --> 00:42:34,020 Let's go! 797 00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:42,815 Please, sir. 798 00:42:42,850 --> 00:42:45,240 Open the gate, please! 799 00:42:45,275 --> 00:42:46,470 Over here! 800 00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:00,420 A bus! Stop! 801 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,830 Ad�la�de! Ad�la�de! 802 00:43:06,110 --> 00:43:08,270 Yes, it's me. -What is this? 803 00:43:08,305 --> 00:43:10,610 It's a bus. Come! 804 00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:13,010 Come on, get in. 805 00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:16,400 Get in! 806 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,510 What's happening? 807 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,770 We have a flat tyre, people. 808 00:44:06,805 --> 00:44:09,020 Ernest, get a jack. 809 00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:12,030 Hurry. -Hurry, yes. 810 00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:19,885 What's keeping them? 811 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,110 What are we going to do? 812 00:44:22,145 --> 00:44:23,605 Ah! There! 813 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:28,060 Hurry, that way! 814 00:44:32,610 --> 00:44:35,380 Tell me briefly what it's about. 815 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,010 I've rewritten a piece by the great Victor Hugo. 816 00:44:38,045 --> 00:44:40,345 A shortened version of Hernani. 817 00:44:40,380 --> 00:44:42,380 The prologue and three acts of ten minutes each. 818 00:44:42,415 --> 00:44:43,757 Great! -What do we play? 819 00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:45,065 Hernani, idiot! 820 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,910 There's a problem, by the way. 821 00:44:46,945 --> 00:44:48,920 I lost the props. 822 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,630 Our stagehand will give you everything you need. 823 00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:54,310 The stage is that way. -Hurry. 824 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,380 Hurry up, we're late! 825 00:44:57,415 --> 00:44:58,670 Curtain. 826 00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:08,280 Hernani. 827 00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:10,660 First act. Light! 828 00:45:11,370 --> 00:45:13,510 Turn on the light, idiot! 829 00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:15,120 Light! 830 00:45:17,990 --> 00:45:19,330 Crazy. 831 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:21,210 Hernani. 832 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,390 Act one. -Two! 833 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:26,540 Oh, no! 834 00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:30,505 What is this? 835 00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:32,155 Roulette! Baccarat! 836 00:45:32,190 --> 00:45:33,655 Will this continue during the entire show? 837 00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,417 But this is a casino. -That's just great. 838 00:45:35,517 --> 00:45:37,780 Go on stage. -Hello, gentlemen. 839 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,750 Is he here already? 840 00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:50,100 Yes, at the hidden stairway. 841 00:45:50,135 --> 00:45:51,370 Quick, let's open! 842 00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:01,770 They put the door in backward. 843 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,090 Continue. 844 00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:05,360 Good day, knight! 845 00:46:05,395 --> 00:46:06,697 Hide me! 846 00:46:06,732 --> 00:46:07,965 You, sir? -Me. 847 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,360 Why? -No reason. 848 00:46:09,395 --> 00:46:10,720 All bets have been placed. 849 00:46:10,755 --> 00:46:12,522 Oh, no! 850 00:46:12,557 --> 00:46:14,423 Choose, madam. 851 00:46:14,458 --> 00:46:16,290 This purse... 852 00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:19,535 or this dagger! 853 00:46:19,570 --> 00:46:20,800 No more bets. 854 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,250 Sir, you are the first of the conspirators. 855 00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:26,610 Zero! 856 00:46:29,010 --> 00:46:30,990 Hide me in the closet, please. 857 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,260 The closet. 858 00:46:32,810 --> 00:46:34,365 Look! 859 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,760 But it's a fireplace. 860 00:46:35,930 --> 00:46:37,760 Yes. -Alright then. 861 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,455 Do�a Sol! 862 00:46:51,490 --> 00:46:52,710 Hernani! 863 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,655 Finally I see you! 864 00:46:54,690 --> 00:46:57,350 This voice that speaks... -Place your bets! 865 00:46:57,385 --> 00:46:59,460 This voice that speaks... -All bets have been placed. 866 00:46:59,495 --> 00:47:01,460 This voice that speaks... 867 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,020 is your voice. 868 00:47:03,460 --> 00:47:07,600 Tell me. One night when you were asleep, didn't an angel tell you... 869 00:47:07,635 --> 00:47:09,185 No more bets. 870 00:47:09,220 --> 00:47:12,090 Didn't an angel tell you how sweet you are? 871 00:47:12,820 --> 00:47:14,670 When is the wedding? 872 00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:15,820 On the seventh. -The seventh. 873 00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:18,145 Involuntarily, I hope! 874 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:21,240 You thought this was a private conversation? 875 00:47:21,275 --> 00:47:24,275 Yes, I heard everything from my closet! 876 00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:28,600 Who is this man? -"She's a charming girl"... 877 00:47:28,870 --> 00:47:30,930 What's happening? What is all this? 878 00:47:30,965 --> 00:47:31,975 Stop the music! 879 00:47:32,010 --> 00:47:34,010 It's alright. It's a dance hall. 880 00:47:34,045 --> 00:47:35,460 What a joint! 881 00:47:37,590 --> 00:47:40,090 Who is this man? -Ask heaven! 882 00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:41,805 Please, gentlemen! 883 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,025 Gentlemen, place your bets. 884 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:45,060 This is impossible! I can't work like this! 885 00:47:45,095 --> 00:47:46,270 That's it! 886 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,050 Curtain! Curtain! 887 00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:53,870 Marguerite, I count on you... 888 00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:56,040 to bring those two fools back. 889 00:47:56,630 --> 00:47:58,970 I'd go with you, but I have work problems. 890 00:47:59,005 --> 00:48:00,110 What, aren't things going well? 891 00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:02,775 You know very well that my new insecticide only sends them to sleep. 892 00:48:02,810 --> 00:48:04,600 and that my rat poison sends all the neighbourhood rats to sleep. 893 00:48:04,635 --> 00:48:06,330 At least they won't eat anything while they sleep. 894 00:48:06,365 --> 00:48:08,330 Very funny. 895 00:48:08,365 --> 00:48:09,925 Wait, my package. 896 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,110 What's that? -This is for our son. 897 00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:14,770 Hurry or you'll miss your train. 898 00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:18,935 I'm so hungry! 899 00:48:18,970 --> 00:48:20,385 I can't even feel it anymore. 900 00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:22,940 That's part of the job, children. 901 00:48:22,975 --> 00:48:25,217 We'll try to solve it after the show. 902 00:48:25,252 --> 00:48:27,460 Right now the elite of St. Alban are waiting for us. 903 00:48:27,495 --> 00:48:29,015 Ready, Duke? 904 00:48:29,050 --> 00:48:31,440 Ah, "I shall reign..." -Don't worry. 905 00:48:31,475 --> 00:48:33,065 To the stage! Curtain! 906 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,485 Where? -Curtain! Curtain! 907 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,870 Say so then! -Ernest! 908 00:49:16,990 --> 00:49:18,740 I shall reign... 909 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,050 I shall reign... Wait! 910 00:49:25,085 --> 00:49:26,540 I shall... 911 00:49:33,810 --> 00:49:35,835 What a success! -But I didn't say anything. 912 00:49:35,870 --> 00:49:37,860 They liked you. -I'll go back. 913 00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:44,720 I shall reign, I'm 20 years of age. 914 00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:48,020 I'll be flying on wings of youth and love. 915 00:49:48,210 --> 00:49:51,155 My capital is waiting for me. 916 00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:54,065 Sun on my flags, the air with shouts is rent... 917 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:57,370 Oh, triumphant return! 918 00:49:57,620 --> 00:50:00,125 The Champs Elys�es, with their chestnut scent... 919 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,595 Waft me fair welcome as I ride. 920 00:50:02,630 --> 00:50:05,860 Indomitable Paris will cheer me on! 921 00:50:05,895 --> 00:50:07,985 All weapons will be filled with flowers. 922 00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:11,690 It were like kissing France upon the mouth... 923 00:50:11,725 --> 00:50:13,515 when one is loved by Paris. 924 00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:16,180 Paris, I can already hear the bells. 925 00:50:16,630 --> 00:50:17,700 Mother? 926 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,825 Paris! Paris! 927 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:23,260 In the clear water of the Seine... 928 00:50:23,350 --> 00:50:26,040 I see the reflected roof of the Louvre. 929 00:50:26,075 --> 00:50:27,380 Everything alright? 930 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,730 And you who showed my father the weapons. 931 00:50:32,765 --> 00:50:33,680 And dad? 932 00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:38,470 And you who showed my father the weapons. 933 00:50:38,505 --> 00:50:40,680 In the snow and in the simoom... 934 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:42,090 I saw an old soldier... 935 00:50:43,030 --> 00:50:44,120 Is it for me? 936 00:50:44,550 --> 00:50:47,340 I felt your tears on my face. 937 00:50:47,570 --> 00:50:50,755 Paris! Saint Helena! 938 00:50:50,790 --> 00:50:53,410 It's my mother! Tonight... 939 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,010 Sch�nbrunn! 940 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,075 Forgive me, please. I'm a bit tired. 941 00:51:01,110 --> 00:51:04,130 I understand. Why don't you stay for dinner? 942 00:51:04,165 --> 00:51:06,627 No, thank you. I'm rather exhausted. 943 00:51:06,662 --> 00:51:09,090 This is all so new to me. 944 00:51:09,350 --> 00:51:11,930 I had very different expectations of your little group. 945 00:51:11,965 --> 00:51:14,517 My husband gave me quite a description. 946 00:51:14,552 --> 00:51:17,035 Emil always thought it was ridiculous. 947 00:51:17,070 --> 00:51:19,660 Goodnight, Ad�la�de. -Goodnight, Marguerite. 948 00:51:19,850 --> 00:51:21,970 Goodnight, my son. 949 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,530 Goodnight, miss. 950 00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:29,690 You're charming! 951 00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:35,030 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 952 00:51:35,065 --> 00:51:36,380 Bye, mum. 953 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:44,015 Oh, G�rard! -Yes? 954 00:51:44,050 --> 00:51:47,230 I'm stupid. I forgot to give you this. 955 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,485 Thanks, mum. 956 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,650 Very sweet. Bye, mum. -Bye, dear. 957 00:51:52,685 --> 00:51:55,290 Bye, everybody! -Bye, madam. 958 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,650 Two bottles of Beaujolais. 959 00:51:58,685 --> 00:52:00,100 Yes, sir. -No! 960 00:52:00,135 --> 00:52:01,035 One bottle. 961 00:52:01,070 --> 00:52:02,510 Quick! 962 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,840 And now we'll play "Enjoy your meal, sir." 963 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,025 My socks! 964 00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:21,630 Cancel the Beaujolais. 965 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,420 It's great! 966 00:52:33,455 --> 00:52:35,800 What's this? -Don't touch it. 967 00:52:40,990 --> 00:52:43,830 It's really wonderful. 968 00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:47,350 Toximit! Toximit! 969 00:52:47,470 --> 00:52:50,000 Thanks to my famous product... 970 00:52:50,035 --> 00:52:52,690 no more mites and moths. 971 00:52:53,657 --> 00:52:55,765 They disappear immediately... 972 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,500 thanks to my good old Toximit. 973 00:52:59,535 --> 00:53:02,775 Toximit! 974 00:53:02,810 --> 00:53:04,620 Toxi... Toximit! 975 00:53:04,655 --> 00:53:06,395 That's all I hear. 976 00:53:06,430 --> 00:53:08,430 It's a big advertising campaign. 977 00:53:08,465 --> 00:53:09,865 But the product doesn't add anything. 978 00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:12,600 So what? It's all about advertising. 979 00:53:12,635 --> 00:53:15,375 It's not about the parasites, it's about the people! 980 00:53:15,410 --> 00:53:17,920 They do have great slogans. 981 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,480 Toximit insecticide! No insect can hide! 982 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:23,780 Yes. 983 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,820 Or for instance... 984 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:30,670 Toximit insecticide gives moths a rough ride! 985 00:53:30,705 --> 00:53:35,380 Moths will have had it when you pull out the Toximit! 986 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,835 When you apply Toximit spray all your moths will go away. 987 00:53:38,870 --> 00:53:41,710 Of course. -We'll have to find something better. 988 00:53:42,020 --> 00:53:43,655 I think that would be hard. 989 00:53:43,690 --> 00:53:45,290 I thought... 990 00:53:45,940 --> 00:53:48,240 If I may make a little suggestion. 991 00:53:48,275 --> 00:53:49,195 Speak. 992 00:53:49,230 --> 00:53:52,270 When Cic�ron comes to town your cockroaches turn brown. 993 00:53:52,305 --> 00:53:53,955 You're an idiot. 994 00:53:53,990 --> 00:53:56,740 Cockroaches are always brown. -They're black, sir. 995 00:53:57,070 --> 00:53:58,785 Black or brown is the same. 996 00:53:58,820 --> 00:54:00,360 They have a dark colour. It's a matter of colour. 997 00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:02,260 And don't pull that face! 998 00:54:02,295 --> 00:54:04,025 I don't do that either. 999 00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:06,690 Everybody abandoned me... my clients, my family... 1000 00:54:06,725 --> 00:54:08,920 Have you got any news? 1001 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,470 My wife left 5 days ago. 1002 00:54:11,505 --> 00:54:13,500 And I'm looking for slogans. 1003 00:54:13,535 --> 00:54:15,250 Great! 1004 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,790 Let's try it. 1005 00:54:19,150 --> 00:54:22,590 With Cic�ron, your cockroaches will be gone. 1006 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,050 I don't want to say anything. I'm getting it all mixed up. 1007 00:54:25,090 --> 00:54:26,480 We'll see tomorrow. 1008 00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:58,280 That's 1,500 francs. 1009 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,965 Yes, 1,500 new francs. 1010 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,130 What do you mean? Just as I said. 1011 00:55:03,165 --> 00:55:04,940 150,000 old francs! 1012 00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:06,345 Did he get paid? 1013 00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:08,380 Good. You're welcome. 1014 00:55:08,610 --> 00:55:10,195 That's the cherry on the cake. 1015 00:55:10,230 --> 00:55:13,110 They don't only disappear, but they're using cheques too. 1016 00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:16,340 All I get is a simple card: "Don't worry, everything's fine." 1017 00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:18,427 We have to do something! 1018 00:55:18,462 --> 00:55:20,480 We have to stop them before a disaster happens. 1019 00:55:20,515 --> 00:55:22,015 We have to find them. But how? 1020 00:55:22,050 --> 00:55:24,675 Should I go to the police then? 1021 00:55:24,710 --> 00:55:27,300 May I make a little suggestion? 1022 00:55:27,335 --> 00:55:28,860 Go ahead. 1023 00:55:28,940 --> 00:55:30,610 We got this card this morning. 1024 00:55:30,645 --> 00:55:31,840 So? 1025 00:55:33,290 --> 00:55:36,030 It was mailed in Clergoux in the Corr�ze. 1026 00:55:36,065 --> 00:55:38,265 So? They may not be there anymore. 1027 00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:41,150 Well, these shows often last several days. 1028 00:55:41,185 --> 00:55:42,135 So? 1029 00:55:42,170 --> 00:55:45,650 I think that if we search the region... 1030 00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:48,260 we can easily find them. 1031 00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:49,910 Alright. 1032 00:55:50,110 --> 00:55:52,350 Let's start searching! 1033 00:55:57,790 --> 00:55:59,230 We're here! 1034 00:56:35,310 --> 00:56:37,800 Are you happy? -Yes. 1035 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:39,910 The artist life's beautiful. 1036 00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:42,930 Hey, isn't there any pie left? 1037 00:56:46,170 --> 00:56:48,730 The good thing about our lives is freedom. 1038 00:56:48,765 --> 00:56:50,125 The great freedom of nature... 1039 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,125 doesn't need to be advertised. 1040 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,090 I understand you, sir. -My cheese! 1041 00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:56,090 Who took my cheese? 1042 00:56:56,470 --> 00:56:57,520 It was her! 1043 00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:01,310 I admit it. It was me. 1044 00:57:08,370 --> 00:57:10,425 Children! Real children! 1045 00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:13,310 In this job, you never grow old. 1046 00:57:13,345 --> 00:57:15,530 Always fun, no worries... 1047 00:57:15,670 --> 00:57:18,200 and the great joy of getting by... 1048 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,570 without being part of the sedentary masses. 1049 00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,200 We're wise... 1050 00:57:24,235 --> 00:57:26,200 we're bucolic. 1051 00:57:30,550 --> 00:57:33,010 And others are fast! 1052 00:57:33,220 --> 00:57:34,670 They're lucky! 1053 00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:37,580 Would you like to stop for a moment? 1054 00:57:37,615 --> 00:57:39,185 To eat something? 1055 00:57:39,220 --> 00:57:41,640 We have no time. We need to find them. 1056 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,025 Listen. Are you listening to me? 1057 00:57:58,060 --> 00:58:00,350 Right, wait. Brigueil? -Done. 1058 00:58:00,385 --> 00:58:02,597 Brigueil, done. Saint-Christophe? 1059 00:58:02,632 --> 00:58:04,810 Done. -Saint-Christophe, done. 1060 00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:07,355 Chabrac? -Done. 1061 00:58:07,390 --> 00:58:09,055 Chabrac, done. 1062 00:58:09,090 --> 00:58:11,090 After Chabrac, Saint-Quentin? 1063 00:59:02,100 --> 00:59:03,830 Still too much sedative. 1064 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,550 Found it! 1065 00:59:32,850 --> 00:59:34,500 Straight ahead. 1066 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:42,150 Sir, sir! 1067 00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,640 How do we go to Laffage-sur-Lirette? 1068 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,990 He doesn't understand. 1069 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:54,780 How do we go to Laffage-sur-Lirette? 1070 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,820 Well... 1071 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,610 Take... 1072 01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:02,660 that way. 1073 01:00:03,190 --> 01:00:05,320 And on that little road... 1074 01:00:05,355 --> 01:00:07,415 turn right at the last house. 1075 01:00:07,450 --> 01:00:10,245 That way? 1076 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,660 You can't get it wrong. 1077 01:00:13,109 --> 01:00:17,005 Turn left at the forest. 1078 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:22,114 Keep going straight all the way until the farm. 1079 01:00:22,490 --> 01:00:23,780 Yes. 1080 01:00:24,310 --> 01:00:26,010 Then you see three roads. 1081 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,260 Only take one. 1082 01:00:28,970 --> 01:00:31,550 Go to the right... 1083 01:00:31,585 --> 01:00:34,130 compared to the one in the middle. 1084 01:00:35,982 --> 01:00:39,458 Go left twice... 1085 01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:44,010 until you reach the barbed wire. 1086 01:00:44,045 --> 01:00:47,630 It's a disgrace to put it there! 1087 01:00:50,090 --> 01:00:52,510 Then you keep going straight... 1088 01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:56,650 and you'll arrive in Laffage-sur-Lirette without a problem! 1089 01:00:56,685 --> 01:00:58,650 You can't get it wrong. 1090 01:01:03,540 --> 01:01:04,440 L�on! 1091 01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:07,830 L�on! Where is he? 1092 01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:10,350 L�on! L�on, where are you? 1093 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:13,090 Here, sir. -Why do you have your feet in the water? 1094 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,510 Because of the door, sir. -Come out of there. 1095 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,370 Oh, those mosquitoes! I wish I had Shelltox. 1096 01:01:20,405 --> 01:01:23,190 Oh, sir... -Yes, yes, come! 1097 01:01:32,330 --> 01:01:33,055 Now what? 1098 01:01:33,090 --> 01:01:35,090 The headlights were on all night. -So what? 1099 01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:36,887 It's the battery. 1100 01:01:36,922 --> 01:01:38,650 For sure. -And now? 1101 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,880 Shelltox, Toximit... the battery... and now? 1102 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,840 Well, it's... -Yes, the battery. 1103 01:01:54,350 --> 01:01:55,400 Listen! 1104 01:01:57,570 --> 01:01:58,930 This afternoon... 1105 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,580 opening of the new... 1106 01:02:02,140 --> 01:02:04,580 communal party hall... 1107 01:02:05,010 --> 01:02:06,840 with a performance of the famous... 1108 01:02:07,190 --> 01:02:09,170 Mrs Fanny Beauminet... 1109 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,000 Miss Suzy Beauminet... 1110 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:13,550 Beauminet and the entire troupe... 1111 01:02:13,690 --> 01:02:15,760 in the great creation... 1112 01:02:15,980 --> 01:02:18,040 by Mr Deplantain... 1113 01:02:18,075 --> 01:02:19,652 mayor... 1114 01:02:19,687 --> 01:02:21,230 of Laffage-sur-Lirette. 1115 01:02:21,265 --> 01:02:23,195 "Consul Romulus" 1116 01:02:23,230 --> 01:02:25,195 Affordable entrance fee. 1117 01:02:25,230 --> 01:02:27,230 Start at 3 pm. 1118 01:02:27,265 --> 01:02:28,470 Spread the word. 1119 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:35,780 Look. 1120 01:02:37,050 --> 01:02:38,340 Excuse me. 1121 01:02:39,690 --> 01:02:40,805 But it isn't finished. 1122 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,925 We only need to fill up a few holes. 1123 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,370 It's the opening. -Opening or not! That's no reason. 1124 01:02:46,610 --> 01:02:48,575 Everything will be alright, you'll see. 1125 01:02:48,610 --> 01:02:51,230 It's the best party hall in the region. 1126 01:02:51,265 --> 01:02:54,285 Counterweights, lighting, everything! 1127 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,170 It's like a castle. -Not that big, but still. 1128 01:02:57,205 --> 01:02:59,050 Mr Beauminet! -The famous Mr Beauminet. 1129 01:02:59,085 --> 01:03:00,460 Yes, the famous Mr Beauminet. 1130 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:02,720 I heard that you'll play my work 'Romulus'... 1131 01:03:02,755 --> 01:03:05,515 which is a Roman piece, in crusader outfits? 1132 01:03:05,550 --> 01:03:08,440 Mayor, you wrote the play, but I'm playing it. 1133 01:03:08,475 --> 01:03:11,680 The habit doesn't make the monk. It's all about how you say it. 1134 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,450 A tarp. 1135 01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:18,050 What? The wall isn't finished? 1136 01:03:18,085 --> 01:03:19,625 It's an opening! 1137 01:03:19,660 --> 01:03:22,020 An opening! And what about the acoustics? 1138 01:03:22,055 --> 01:03:24,670 Acoustics, yes! 1139 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:25,950 Silence! 1140 01:03:32,490 --> 01:03:33,445 It'll be alright. 1141 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,005 No, that's impossible. 1142 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,500 Consul Romulus in a harness loses all meaning. 1143 01:03:37,530 --> 01:03:40,410 We could call him Commander Romulus. Where are we staying? 1144 01:03:40,445 --> 01:03:41,990 In the court. -In the court... 1145 01:03:42,025 --> 01:03:43,990 It's heated. 1146 01:03:45,390 --> 01:03:47,975 Oh, Masilia, you're so beautiful! 1147 01:03:48,010 --> 01:03:51,210 Masilia, I'm your slave! -Are you mad, that's not in the text. 1148 01:03:51,245 --> 01:03:53,037 You own Ernestus' heart! 1149 01:03:53,072 --> 01:03:54,795 Let go off me! What's wrong with you? 1150 01:03:54,830 --> 01:03:56,330 Fanny, I've understood and I don't say no. 1151 01:03:56,365 --> 01:03:58,237 Your heart, your look, your eyes... 1152 01:03:58,272 --> 01:04:00,110 You haven't understood anything. You're crazy. 1153 01:04:00,130 --> 01:04:01,580 But let me tell you... 1154 01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:04,610 Get out and disappear before Beauminet gets here. 1155 01:04:04,645 --> 01:04:06,025 I'm not afraid of him. 1156 01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:08,140 You don't know him when he gets angry. He's like a bull! 1157 01:04:08,175 --> 01:04:09,740 Go! 1158 01:04:09,775 --> 01:04:10,860 Beauminet! 1159 01:04:10,910 --> 01:04:14,110 The famous Beauminet surrounded by ducks and chickens. 1160 01:04:14,145 --> 01:04:15,905 That's the countryside. 1161 01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:18,350 It's that way. 1162 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,760 We're in trouble now. 1163 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,340 Ernest, where are you? 1164 01:04:30,830 --> 01:04:32,310 What a palace. 1165 01:04:35,870 --> 01:04:38,690 What's wrong -With me? Nothing. 1166 01:04:39,150 --> 01:04:41,095 20 minutes. We have time to rehearse. 1167 01:04:41,130 --> 01:04:43,005 Yes, let's rehearse on stage. 1168 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:45,040 No, it's much more quiet here. 1169 01:04:45,330 --> 01:04:46,670 Here? -It's better here. 1170 01:04:46,705 --> 01:04:47,930 Do you think so? 1171 01:04:48,370 --> 01:04:50,100 Alright, let's start then. 1172 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,060 Cheers. -Thank you. 1173 01:04:53,870 --> 01:04:56,200 The big scene. His return from Carthage. 1174 01:04:56,210 --> 01:04:59,650 And here's Romulus, preceded by his retenue. 1175 01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:02,980 Heavens! My husband! 1176 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,880 What's wrong with you? 1177 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:10,700 We need the shield-bearer. Where's Ernest? 1178 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,555 We'll do without him. 1179 01:05:12,590 --> 01:05:14,150 You say his lines. 1180 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,150 We won't miss him. 1181 01:05:16,185 --> 01:05:18,150 On the contrary. 1182 01:05:18,430 --> 01:05:21,440 And here's Romulus, preceded by his retenue. 1183 01:05:21,570 --> 01:05:24,430 Heavens! My husband! 1184 01:05:25,110 --> 01:05:26,980 Oh, my beautiful little shield-bearer! 1185 01:05:27,015 --> 01:05:28,850 The shield-bearer in the closet. 1186 01:05:29,350 --> 01:05:31,350 Your life's over! 1187 01:05:31,450 --> 01:05:34,370 Hide from my bloodthirsty husband. 1188 01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:36,370 Walk towards the closet. 1189 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:37,720 Go! 1190 01:05:38,430 --> 01:05:40,000 You open the door. 1191 01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:44,420 Open the door! 1192 01:05:45,710 --> 01:05:46,915 What's wrong with you? 1193 01:05:46,950 --> 01:05:48,690 It's the draft. 1194 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:50,370 Understood? You open the door. 1195 01:05:50,405 --> 01:05:52,370 And I close it again. 1196 01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:53,930 Once again. 1197 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:56,070 There's no need, I've understood. 1198 01:05:56,105 --> 01:05:56,940 Come here. 1199 01:05:57,490 --> 01:05:58,905 Open up, madam! 1200 01:05:58,940 --> 01:06:02,210 It's your loyal husband, back from the land of the infidels. 1201 01:06:02,245 --> 01:06:03,265 Sir! 1202 01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:05,300 I lost the key! 1203 01:06:05,335 --> 01:06:06,290 Damn! 1204 01:06:06,590 --> 01:06:09,285 Do I have to break open the door? 1205 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,410 But it's not that door! -So what, we're just rehearsing. 1206 01:06:15,990 --> 01:06:17,010 The shield-bearer. 1207 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,530 Guards! 1208 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:19,870 My sword. 1209 01:06:24,090 --> 01:06:25,560 The door is closed. Open it. 1210 01:06:25,595 --> 01:06:26,430 Come on. 1211 01:06:29,710 --> 01:06:30,920 Attack! 1212 01:06:34,330 --> 01:06:35,700 My new dress! 1213 01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,350 There! 1214 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:45,980 Perfect! 1215 01:06:46,015 --> 01:06:47,252 Don't you think it's time... 1216 01:06:47,287 --> 01:06:48,455 My costume. 1217 01:06:48,490 --> 01:06:50,970 I'll give it to you. -Good. 1218 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:13,180 The character of a Roman crusader... 1219 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,500 ...with the hairdo of Titus. 1220 01:07:16,130 --> 01:07:17,450 A new wave. 1221 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,630 What does that mean? 1222 01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:46,900 Ernest? 1223 01:07:47,570 --> 01:07:48,930 In my room? 1224 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,700 In my closet! 1225 01:07:51,330 --> 01:07:52,920 How cynical. -But listen... 1226 01:07:52,955 --> 01:07:54,515 How cynical! 1227 01:07:54,550 --> 01:07:56,405 You, bastard! 1228 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,590 I'll teach you! -Let me explain! 1229 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:03,445 What's happening? 1230 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,210 You're right on time. They're rehearsing your play. 1231 01:08:05,245 --> 01:08:07,500 They're doing really well. 1232 01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:18,825 Such realism! What an artist! 1233 01:08:18,860 --> 01:08:21,470 And he's right. It's about the way you say it. 1234 01:08:24,070 --> 01:08:27,055 Come quickly, sir! 1235 01:08:27,090 --> 01:08:29,105 He'll kill him! -Is it for real? 1236 01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:30,945 Quickly! -Mr Mayor! 1237 01:08:30,980 --> 01:08:32,715 What is it? -The prefect has arrived. 1238 01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:34,750 The prefect? -Hurry! 1239 01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:05,690 Mistress! No! 1240 01:09:07,350 --> 01:09:09,865 Did you make a poster for the public announcement? 1241 01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:12,380 We don't have one. -Make one then! 1242 01:09:13,690 --> 01:09:15,485 Maybe we can use this. 1243 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,270 Are you crazy? I had this picture taken of the hall. 1244 01:09:18,305 --> 01:09:20,680 But we can write on the back. 1245 01:09:20,830 --> 01:09:23,970 Good idea. Go ahead. 1246 01:09:24,190 --> 01:09:25,465 Sir! -Yes. 1247 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:28,120 Are there any people? -Yes, have a look. 1248 01:09:33,430 --> 01:09:34,390 It's full. 1249 01:09:38,350 --> 01:09:40,240 Commander Romulus Roman play 1250 01:09:40,670 --> 01:09:42,030 Can I? 1251 01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:45,540 You're crazy, it's empty. 1252 01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:52,450 What do you mean, it's chockablock. 1253 01:09:53,900 --> 01:09:55,140 with the famous Beauminet 1254 01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:57,370 Are you making fun of me? There's no one there! 1255 01:10:02,380 --> 01:10:03,915 You're completely senile. 1256 01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:05,710 Excuse me, Mayor. 1257 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,000 Curtain! Close the curtain! 1258 01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:20,000 Music! Music! 1259 01:10:20,090 --> 01:10:22,790 Music! Music! 1260 01:10:38,250 --> 01:10:39,790 Sit down! 1261 01:10:40,490 --> 01:10:42,060 Sit down! 1262 01:10:43,470 --> 01:10:45,030 Sit down! 1263 01:10:46,930 --> 01:10:48,260 Sit down! 1264 01:10:51,110 --> 01:10:53,950 Sit down! Sit down! 1265 01:10:56,540 --> 01:10:58,940 Hat! Hat! 1266 01:10:58,975 --> 01:11:00,310 Hat! 1267 01:11:00,940 --> 01:11:02,900 Hat, sir! 1268 01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:06,870 Hat. 1269 01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:10,415 Mr Mayor, we can use these to make the sounds. 1270 01:11:10,450 --> 01:11:13,200 That's the cackling of chickens and this is the sound of galloping horses. 1271 01:11:13,235 --> 01:11:15,960 This is the sound of seagulls. 1272 01:11:15,995 --> 01:11:17,350 Don't get it wrong. -Certainly not. 1273 01:11:17,385 --> 01:11:18,740 Don't worry, I know my own play. 1274 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:20,040 Ready? Let's go. 1275 01:11:36,590 --> 01:11:37,800 G�rard! 1276 01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:42,290 The clock strikes two! 1277 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:48,850 It was 2 o'clock a while ago. 1278 01:11:50,490 --> 01:11:51,910 Oh, 15 past. 1279 01:11:53,490 --> 01:11:56,290 Sleep. citizens, sleep! 1280 01:11:56,325 --> 01:11:58,255 The guards are keeping watch. 1281 01:11:58,290 --> 01:12:01,150 In Rome and on the river Po all is quiet. 1282 01:12:05,870 --> 01:12:08,270 Well, they lowered the bridge. 1283 01:12:08,530 --> 01:12:11,130 They had to grease it today. 1284 01:12:12,580 --> 01:12:15,600 Hey there, on the tower! Nothing in sight? 1285 01:12:15,990 --> 01:12:18,460 Then you can lift the bridge. 1286 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:25,250 Everybody wakes up. 1287 01:12:25,285 --> 01:12:27,540 The city's reborn. 1288 01:12:29,615 --> 01:12:30,680 Damn! 1289 01:12:30,715 --> 01:12:33,080 People are exchanging experiences... 1290 01:12:35,950 --> 01:12:38,295 Keep your spirits up! 1291 01:12:38,330 --> 01:12:41,740 When in Rome, do as the Romans do! 1292 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,690 Marius is your slave, at your feet, Masilia! 1293 01:12:46,725 --> 01:12:48,690 Get up, Marius! 1294 01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:50,425 My husband, Romulus... 1295 01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:54,040 who left 30 years ago to conquer Carthage... 1296 01:12:54,075 --> 01:12:55,740 could come back tomorrow.! 1297 01:12:55,980 --> 01:12:58,110 He should not find you at my feet. 1298 01:12:58,300 --> 01:12:59,785 He's a Roman! 1299 01:12:59,820 --> 01:13:02,440 I know he's ruthless and won't want to share. 1300 01:13:02,475 --> 01:13:05,060 He's proud and jealous. He'll kill us for sure. 1301 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,230 And he'll kill himself. And what will we do... 1302 01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:12,870 What will we do all three when we'll be dead? 1303 01:13:12,905 --> 01:13:13,760 Go! 1304 01:13:17,990 --> 01:13:19,910 Ad�la�de? 1305 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:22,280 Ad�la�de! 1306 01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:27,875 Mistress! I have news that will please you.. 1307 01:13:27,910 --> 01:13:31,600 Romulus is in sight! He's returning as conqueror! 1308 01:13:31,635 --> 01:13:32,810 Already. 1309 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,860 30 years later. 1310 01:13:34,895 --> 01:13:36,680 I'll become slave again. 1311 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,610 Hide, traitors! 1312 01:13:39,645 --> 01:13:41,957 In the attic or the basement. 1313 01:13:41,992 --> 01:13:44,061 My wife! My wife! 1314 01:13:44,096 --> 01:13:46,095 Centurion! -Masilia! 1315 01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,350 Go up the tower! -The tower? 1316 01:13:48,385 --> 01:13:50,237 The tower! -The tower! 1317 01:13:50,272 --> 01:13:52,090 The tower! I'm off! 1318 01:13:54,700 --> 01:13:56,810 It broke, madam, but I'll go anyway! 1319 01:13:56,845 --> 01:13:58,810 I'm off! To the tower! 1320 01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:04,990 I'm going! -Go! 1321 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,700 I'll go up! -Go up! 1322 01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:09,205 If only I could. 1323 01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:11,980 Fly up there! -I'm flying. 1324 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,960 No, I'm gliding. 1325 01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:22,810 You, my loyal servant... 1326 01:14:22,845 --> 01:14:25,160 go up the tower as well! 1327 01:14:25,195 --> 01:14:26,365 Me? -You. 1328 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,538 Like this? -Like that. 1329 01:14:27,638 --> 01:14:29,520 But where to? -Wherever you want, go! 1330 01:14:29,790 --> 01:14:32,550 This is an order! -I'll go, mistress! 1331 01:14:36,670 --> 01:14:38,720 Do you see no one coming? 1332 01:14:38,755 --> 01:14:40,452 Romulus is coming! 1333 01:14:40,487 --> 01:14:42,115 Goodbye, my treasure! 1334 01:14:42,150 --> 01:14:44,560 Your house, your heart and your body... 1335 01:14:44,595 --> 01:14:46,970 belonged to me yesterday! 1336 01:14:47,005 --> 01:14:49,600 But now, alas! 1337 01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,280 Change of decor. 1338 01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:01,240 Oh, you, my loyal servant. 1339 01:15:01,990 --> 01:15:04,190 Do you see nothing coming? 1340 01:15:07,050 --> 01:15:09,460 I see but a cloud of dust. 1341 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,610 But behind it is a whole army. 1342 01:15:12,645 --> 01:15:15,627 I can already hear the chariots... 1343 01:15:15,662 --> 01:15:18,610 and the galloping of their horses. 1344 01:15:20,230 --> 01:15:22,890 And the galloping of their horses! 1345 01:15:23,450 --> 01:15:25,405 Mayor! Galloping horses! 1346 01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:28,670 Oh, yes. -The galloping of their horses! 1347 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:33,410 Galloping horses! 1348 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,320 And of an entire train! 1349 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,840 They must have stopped to let their horses drink.. 1350 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,220 Hey, I'm getting tired! 1351 01:15:51,350 --> 01:15:53,270 Leave me alone! Put that back. 1352 01:15:53,305 --> 01:15:55,030 Such despair! 1353 01:15:55,450 --> 01:15:56,805 And madness! 1354 01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:58,840 Romulus cannot survive. 1355 01:15:58,875 --> 01:16:00,987 How do we achieve that? 1356 01:16:01,022 --> 01:16:03,065 How? I know. Poison! 1357 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:06,160 Who can give us some? -A devoted friend! 1358 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,180 A devoted friend! 1359 01:16:10,490 --> 01:16:12,180 I see him over there! 1360 01:16:12,260 --> 01:16:14,305 I give him a signal! 1361 01:16:14,340 --> 01:16:16,350 He's coming, here he is! 1362 01:16:19,590 --> 01:16:20,505 Well done. 1363 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:22,860 Oh, Brutus, my best friend! 1364 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:25,460 Did you bring the brew we needed? 1365 01:16:25,470 --> 01:16:28,315 The brew! -How old I am? 68. 1366 01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:30,755 No, the poison! -Oh, the poison! The poison! 1367 01:16:30,790 --> 01:16:33,125 So where's the brew? 1368 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,655 The poison? One moment! I'll get it. 1369 01:16:35,690 --> 01:16:38,020 Hurry! A bottle, a can, a glass. 1370 01:16:38,055 --> 01:16:39,565 Something, quickly! 1371 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:41,220 No, that's no good! 1372 01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:42,810 Take this one. -Thanks! 1373 01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:48,295 Here is your brew. 1374 01:16:48,330 --> 01:16:50,910 Bravo, Brutus! -Infallible! 1375 01:16:50,945 --> 01:16:51,645 That? 1376 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:55,290 Cicero insecticide against flies and parasites! 1377 01:16:55,325 --> 01:16:57,870 It must be an ad. -Have you heard of it? 1378 01:16:57,905 --> 01:16:59,040 No, but it could be good. 1379 01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:01,485 Yes, it's brilliant! 1380 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:02,920 Does it also kill bedbugs? 1381 01:17:02,955 --> 01:17:04,920 Yes, it kills the lot of them! 1382 01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,460 That's my son. 1383 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,500 Conqueror Romulus returned from far away regions. 1384 01:17:40,590 --> 01:17:43,000 Watch the arrival of the glorious legions. 1385 01:17:46,460 --> 01:17:49,620 Couldn't you dress like a Roman, like everybody? 1386 01:17:49,655 --> 01:17:51,215 I did. 1387 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:53,250 Liar! Look at the others! 1388 01:18:09,930 --> 01:18:11,915 How good to be home again! 1389 01:18:11,950 --> 01:18:14,155 Close the doors behind me! 1390 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,360 I was followed by Carthaginians! 1391 01:18:16,395 --> 01:18:18,037 My son! -Mum! 1392 01:18:18,072 --> 01:18:19,645 That's my wife! 1393 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:21,610 Tell us about your adventures! 1394 01:18:21,645 --> 01:18:23,505 We left and went north. 1395 01:18:23,540 --> 01:18:25,540 To my left, Pollux, to my right, Castor. 1396 01:18:25,575 --> 01:18:27,662 A 100 metres ahead of me was Vespasian... 1397 01:18:27,697 --> 01:18:29,750 alone in his chariot. 1398 01:18:29,785 --> 01:18:31,297 Suddenly the enemy... 1399 01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:32,775 the barbarians... 1400 01:18:32,810 --> 01:18:35,090 jumped right in front of us. 1401 01:18:39,410 --> 01:18:41,050 Excuse me. 1402 01:18:41,085 --> 01:18:42,525 Come on! 1403 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:45,310 The leader was exhausted... 1404 01:18:45,345 --> 01:18:47,310 That's my sister-in-law! 1405 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,220 Look at her! 1406 01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:58,680 While you were fighting in Pompei... 1407 01:18:58,715 --> 01:19:01,220 Masilia cheated on you with Marius... 1408 01:19:01,255 --> 01:19:03,220 in front of us! 1409 01:19:03,540 --> 01:19:05,480 On this great day... 1410 01:19:05,590 --> 01:19:07,480 we hear the trumpets. 1411 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:09,480 Marius... 1412 01:19:11,350 --> 01:19:12,875 I forgive you. 1413 01:19:12,910 --> 01:19:16,120 You don't need to hide in the closet, you bum. 1414 01:19:17,780 --> 01:19:19,710 Friend, I am glad to see... 1415 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:22,310 ...this smile on your face. 1416 01:19:22,345 --> 01:19:24,310 Give me my... 1417 01:19:24,345 --> 01:19:25,610 Masilia! 1418 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,165 Oh, magnanimous king... 1419 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,365 I am your husband! 1420 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,530 Maybe use some Cic�ron powder! 1421 01:19:37,590 --> 01:19:40,390 For the honour of the name I gave you... 1422 01:19:40,425 --> 01:19:42,050 come in my arms, wife. 1423 01:19:42,220 --> 01:19:44,715 I forgive you all! 1424 01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:47,610 Your joy pleases me, Marius. 1425 01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:49,610 Come here. 1426 01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:10,390 Is it true it kills everything? -Everything! 1427 01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:12,830 Is it bad for the vegetables? -No, not at all. 1428 01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:14,165 Is it bad for the soil? -No. 1429 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,200 Put me down for 10 kg. -And me for 40! 1430 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,500 Write down 10, 10, 40... 1431 01:20:28,870 --> 01:20:31,560 Romulus, second act. 1432 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:34,500 The famine! 1433 01:20:34,630 --> 01:20:35,720 Music! 1434 01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:53,400 Stop! 1435 01:20:57,210 --> 01:21:00,140 To celebrate my return to the Palatine Hill... 1436 01:21:00,175 --> 01:21:02,140 I want to prepare a feast... 1437 01:21:02,175 --> 01:21:04,275 on this great day! 1438 01:21:04,310 --> 01:21:06,770 Alas, there is nothing left! 1439 01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:10,630 No more wine! 1440 01:21:11,190 --> 01:21:13,870 No more rabbits, nothing! 1441 01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:17,040 No more bread! 1442 01:21:18,030 --> 01:21:22,290 There is famine from Rome to Salamis! 1443 01:21:22,660 --> 01:21:24,780 What will become of us? 1444 01:21:24,815 --> 01:21:26,780 What will become of us? 1445 01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:29,290 Poverty is a noble thing... 1446 01:21:29,710 --> 01:21:34,220 But what will happen when our table stays empty? 1447 01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:50,705 The soup? -Burnt. 1448 01:21:50,740 --> 01:21:52,660 The henhouse? -Nothing. 1449 01:21:52,695 --> 01:21:54,545 Typhoid killed all our poultry. 1450 01:21:54,580 --> 01:21:58,440 No chickens for six months, master! 1451 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:04,435 Another big problem. 1452 01:22:04,470 --> 01:22:08,230 Because of this terrible famine, vermin have multiplied. 1453 01:22:08,265 --> 01:22:10,790 Against vermin... Cic�ron! 1454 01:22:10,825 --> 01:22:13,500 No chickens or anything. 1455 01:22:13,610 --> 01:22:16,190 When the roosters are widowers... 1456 01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:19,990 no chicks... no chickens... 1457 01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:21,440 no eggs. 1458 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:31,850 Continue! 1459 01:22:31,890 --> 01:22:34,870 We have had to eat our poor dog Vespus. 1460 01:22:34,905 --> 01:22:37,957 He was already half eaten by fleas! 1461 01:22:37,992 --> 01:22:41,010 Against fleas... Cic�ron! 1462 01:22:41,550 --> 01:22:43,800 Dad! -Emile! 1463 01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:49,425 The last piglet... 1464 01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:52,020 The sow had no more milk. 1465 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,480 And the cow? -Eaten! 1466 01:23:02,860 --> 01:23:06,010 And my child? -I haven't seen him for 6 months. 1467 01:23:06,030 --> 01:23:08,580 Mr Mayor, please. -No! Get out! 1468 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:13,320 The last cat died during its last purr. -Eaten by cockroaches! 1469 01:23:13,380 --> 01:23:16,395 Against cockroaches... Cic�ron! 1470 01:23:16,430 --> 01:23:19,290 They're impossible! They have to leave! 1471 01:23:19,325 --> 01:23:20,710 It's a scandal! 1472 01:23:22,060 --> 01:23:24,020 Bravo, Beauminet, long live Cic�ron! 1473 01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:28,980 Get out, sir! You're ruining the show! 1474 01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:34,220 They're my family! 1475 01:23:34,255 --> 01:23:35,430 Come here! -No way! 1476 01:23:35,465 --> 01:23:36,790 Come here! -No! 1477 01:23:39,250 --> 01:23:41,625 Stop him! 1478 01:23:44,035 --> 01:23:45,285 Stop him! 1479 01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:47,230 Stop him! -Are you the mayor? 1480 01:23:47,265 --> 01:23:48,430 Cic�ron! 1481 01:23:54,670 --> 01:23:56,245 Bravo, Beauminet! 1482 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,785 Such publicity! 1483 01:23:57,820 --> 01:24:00,490 Cic�ron, the champion of insecticides! 1484 01:24:01,620 --> 01:24:06,270 Thanks to Cic�ron your problems will be gone! 1485 01:24:17,370 --> 01:24:19,250 What are you doing? Unbelievable! 1486 01:24:32,550 --> 01:24:34,170 Cic�ron! 1487 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,430 Stop! 1488 01:24:41,180 --> 01:24:42,510 My wig! 1489 01:24:45,970 --> 01:24:48,340 Mr Mayor... Mr Mayor, please! 1490 01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:55,030 Attention! Watch out! Attack! 1491 01:24:57,120 --> 01:24:58,740 The ball! 1492 01:24:59,010 --> 01:25:00,740 Haven't you seen the mayor? 1493 01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:06,160 Listen... quiet! 1494 01:25:06,195 --> 01:25:09,205 Everything goes quiet, it's night. 1495 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:11,530 Let him down! 1496 01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:19,890 Angels came down from heaven! 1497 01:25:49,130 --> 01:25:50,360 Are you the mayor? 1498 01:25:51,100 --> 01:25:53,590 Wait for me! Help! 1499 01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:58,080 Where's the mayor? 1500 01:26:00,860 --> 01:26:02,530 Did you hurt yourself? 1501 01:26:09,710 --> 01:26:11,410 Sir! -What? 1502 01:26:11,990 --> 01:26:13,410 Look! 1503 01:26:14,460 --> 01:26:15,510 There. 1504 01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:18,830 Isn't that a fly? 1505 01:26:19,030 --> 01:26:19,875 Don't come closer. 1506 01:26:19,910 --> 01:26:21,340 It's a fly. -Don't come closer. 1507 01:26:26,450 --> 01:26:29,100 Ah yes, not enough sedative. 1508 01:26:39,980 --> 01:26:44,000 The Durand-Beauminet Company presents Romulus - An Insecticide Drama 1509 01:26:45,305 --> 01:26:51,865 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles 99828