Original subtitles

Weight classes don't matter!

Skin colors don't matter!

Welcome to a new season of "Champion of Champions"!

The prize is bigger than ever, and we have more fighters than ever!

Kicking the season off are "The Gluttonous Boxer", Tiger...

and "The Violator", Haji!

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

- You wanna lose your job? - No, no, no!

Get moving!

So sorry!

OK, girls, go go go!

Tiger is entering the ring!

Look at that swagger. He's in the zone tonight.

His opponent is Haji,

the Romanian fighter known for flaunting the rules.

This will be an epic battle of good versus evil!

"Gao Finances, We Collect Every Debt!"

The Gluttonous Boxer began boxing from a young age,

eating and fighting his way from the countryside to the city!

He's been 5-0 since changing his fighting style to MMA.

Let's see if he'll eat Haji for dinner tonight!

She looks familiar.

Indeed she does.

Tiger began his career as a boxer.

His teacher, Ma Qing, was on the World Games Team.

Ladies and gentlemen,

you must all be at the edge of your seats.

This highly anticipated bout is about to begin.

On the blue side...

At 75 kilograms and 178 centimeters,

hailing from Romania...

HA-JI!

Coming up next,

on the red corner...

Also 75 kilograms

and at 180 centimeters...

China's very own "Gluttonous Boxer"...

TI-GER!

Bullshit MMA. It's all for show!

Good night, Master!

Good night, Master!

Good night, Master!

Hurry!

Go, Tiger, go!

Haji's got Tiger pinned down. He has the upper hand!

That's a foul!

He gouged my eyes! He gouged my eyes!

That was eye gouging! You're blind, ref!

Get him! Go!

Go, Tiger! Hit him!

Foul! Foul...!

He got kneed in the groin! Are you on the take?

Foul! Foul! Foul!

Foul! Foul...!

Foul!

That was totally a foul!

Kick his ass! Get his blind spot!

Haji's a dirty boxer,

but the audience seems to love him

for the entertainment value.

Tiger's got a hell of a fight ahead of him.

Get him! Come on!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

How can you bite him?!

This is out of control! The ref has stopped the match!

That was a damn foul!

Oh God!

He defied gravity!

The Spinning Revolver!

What an amazing move!

Spinning Revolver!

I remember now. That's Granny Snow's granddaughter!

I got her, too. Cuckoo Du!

She owes 400 grand!

Quan!

Stop right there!

Cuckoo Du!

Come out here!

Where is she?!

Come out right now!

Get her! Come out right now!

Check over there!

Come out!

Where the hell... come out right now!

Is she over there?

Where the hell has she gone?!

Have you lost her?

If I find her, I'll chop her up and feed her to the dogs!

Let's go!

Let's get some food.

Master is angry

- Ma, you asshole! - Ah!

How the hell are you going to pay?

Clothes off!

Off!

Take a spin!

Hey!

Got a talent?

I can sing.

Then sing!

I regret nothing

I just never.

Shit! Any girl on the street can sing like that!

What else you got?

I can dance.

Then dance!

Any girl on the street can dance like that!

Where do you live?

In the park.

Net even a damn key! You must sleep on the streets.

Quan!

Sell her!

It'll put us in the red!

What else can I do?

Hey!

Can you do a skyward kick?

Do it!

I can put her in something.

Good!

Let's go!

What are you putting me in?

Porn.

Pack your crap!

Tiger's coming out!

- That was a kick-ass move, Tiger! - That's right!

Cut the ass kissing and pay up!

Get in.

I haven't buckled up yet...

Forget the seat belt!

Get out!

Don't even think about running!

Why are we at a warehouse?

This is my home! Warehouse, my ass...

Sleep over there!

That's my friends' stuff.

They're on the run now,

but they'll be back any day now. Don't touch a thing!

Take a shower and go to sleep.

I'm putting your ass to work tomorrow!

What's the point?! I can rip all that off in 5 seconds!

Ow!

Time for work!

Why is your family's Stinky Noodles so tasty?

What Stinky Noodles?

What the hell?! Your granny's Stinky Noodles!

My granny?

Granny Snow. Hell, your grandma!

Where are you taking me?

Where the hell can you go?

Rise...

Ugly Ostrich!

The director's on a poo break!

Actors, take five!

Everyone else, stand by.

This is the porn you were talking about?

You wanna do real porn?

No, no, no!

Imbecile!

So... If I wear this,

I won't have to wear this?

You wanna wear it?

No, no, no!

Imbecile!

You must've been duped by some scumbag!

Did he take your virginity?

Did he take your money, too?

And did you have to pay his debts?

Director's back! Actors in positions!

Rise, Ugly Ostrich!

Don't drown yourself in mistakes of the past!

Crybaby!

Give yourself another chance at life!

Don't make the same mistakes again!

Skyward kick!

Your granny's shop is at the east side of the lake.

My master's school is at the west side!

It's 30 minutes' walk if I walk fast,

45 if I walk slow!

Uh-huh.

My master, Ma Qing!

Silver medalist at the Sydney World Games.

Oh.

Your granny was really nice to me.

Everyone else gets a bowl this small,

but mine was always this big!

How's your granny?

You don't know?

You haven't visited her?

Do you even call her?

What the hell?! That's messed up!

Sure.

People usually get three pieces of pig intestines!

Your granny gave me six pieces!

Hot girls washing cars is so popular!

But your girl's expensive, man!

Remember to pay up!

She has to pay up, too!

Is he a musician?

Who?

The scumbag!

Is he talented?

So talented that you abandoned your granny for him?

Is he handsome?

Is he more handsome than me?

That's him!

That's him?

He's handsome like Qu Fengfeng?

"Can you sing? Can you dance?"

Hey, where are you going?

"Hi, everyone, I'm Qu Fengfeng!"

"Join me on this season of Perfect Diva!"

"Join the auditions and I'll see you on the show."

Get washing!

I want to join the show!

What are you on about?

I need to see Qu!

Gimme 200 bucks for a bus ticket!

Hell no!

Gimme my ID for the audition!

Go to hell!

I want to be on Perfect Diva!

Shut up or I'll slap you!

There are only three days left!

You're such a pain!

What is she mumbling on about?

"Gimme 200 bucks! Gimme my ID card!"

"I want to be on Perfect Diva!"

She's gone nuts. Let's sell her!

She's been working to pay you back!

Fine... Fine...

That Russian's knees are too strong.

No way I'm fighting him.

Then I'm selling her.

What does she have to do with this?

You won't fight, and she's nuts!

How else will we make money?

Fine, I'll fight, I'll fight, I'll fight...

Defense!

With your right! Defense!

Use your left! Do it! Do it!

Hang in there, damn it!

Stop... stop... stop.

Tiger,

your intraocular pressure is getting worse.

You'll get glaucoma if you keep fighting.

I'll stop in two years.

You'll be fine!

Glaucoma's no big deal!

I have glaucoma on both my eyes!

Your right liver's tearing up.

It'll rupture if you keep it up!

I'll stop after this year, then.

You'll be fine!

I have cirrhosis and I'm fine!

Your dopaminergic neurons are dying.

You'll get Parkinson's if you keep it up!

I'll stop right away, then!

No, you're fine!

Cra...

Cramp!

Cramp!

Cuckoo!

Press it down! Press it! Press it!

Right leg! Right leg!

Press, not pull!

You damn thief!

I'm off to the audition! I'll be right back!

Damn thief! You're even taking the ukelele?!

You thief!

Cuckoo!

Stop!

Don't wear out my clutch!

Not the clutch!

Today's the last day.

I have to be there!

Foot off! Engine's gonna flood!

What's wrong with you?!

He took my virginity, my money and my songs!

Those hits of his were all stolen from me!

Qu's a scumbag.

"The King of Originality, Qu Fengfeng, now on Perfect Diva!"

"Hi, everyone, I'm Qu Fengfeng!"

I'm have to give him a piece of my mind!

Qu is your ex-boyfriend?

Then Madonna's my mom and Rihanna's my girl!

He's really the scumbag!

If I'm lying, then I'll go blind and mute and get hit by a car!

Damn it.

I'll go.

I'll drive you myself.

You're lying!

I'm not!

Promise me!

If I'm lying, then I'll never have enough to eat!

No way!

If I'm lying...

Then I'll die in the ring.

You lied!

I need my shoes!

Ahh listen to the thunderstorm

Someone's tears have become a river

flowing downstream

I hear a wave of sha-la-la

Heaven and Earth is a song

Good work. Thank you!

- Not bad at all! - Very good!

Thank you, judges.

Please give me a chance. Thank you!

60770!

I regret nothing

I just never had a chance to shed tears for love

Who can make me...

bare my soul for all to see

Make me give my all without...

Thank you, next!

Let's get something to eat! My treat!

Hey! Where are you going?

There's another audition in Yidong!

That's 200 kilometers away! Damn it!

Hey!

Take your foot off my clutch.

Scoot over. I'll drive.

You're screwed if you rely on vocals.

You have to dance.

Dance like a maniac!

A maniac!

I regret nothing

I just never had a chance to shed tears for love

Who can make me...

bare my soul for all to see

Make me give my...

Stop!

Hurry up!

What for?

Come on!

You can't sing.

You can't dance.

The only thing left is to...

show some skin!

Ugh, I can't watch this.

I regret nothing

Stop!

Dancing didn't work...

Singing didn't work...

Stripping didn't work...

- You just have to... - Shut up!

Turn right at the intersection up ahead.

Go straight, then turn left at the next block.

Don't dawdle!

Or the director will kill you guys!

Where do I sign up?

We're done! Try again next year.

Lu?

Pay up!

Stop, Tiger! Don't hit me!

- Your hair's turned white. - I promise I'll pay!

...and you're still an assistant director?

I'm waiting for my chance!

It's coming!

Good, you hang in there!

But you still gotta pay your debt!

I expect to expect no one

Looking back, I've seen it all

After all these years

My love for myself is the only irreplaceable love

Zhao Ying! Zhao Ying!

Thank you, Miss Zhao! Thank you!

Who the hell is that?

She can't be in here. Get her out!

Who is that?!

Sorry, you can't be here without a ticket.

Please cooperate.

Do your damn job, Lu!

Can't even do an intern's job at your age! Go to hell!

Got it!

Right away!

She's a contestant!

Step aside, step aside.

Let her in, let her in.

Sorry, she got here late.

Love has disappointed me

I'm leaving my delusions behind

I don't believe that keeping it alive in my mind

will change the course of my life

They may be badly hurt

but I choose to let go

I don't want to, don't need to, don't have to

be like everyone else

I go against the grain

See you in the next round!

93362!

I don't regret a thing

But is there anyone who can break my heart

I don't know how to...

bare my soul for all to see

and have someone share the fatigue of loneliness

Is that someone out there?

It's Tiger!

Hi! Can I get a photo with you?

Lu!

Do your damn job and get things under control!

Got it! I'm on it...

Tiger!

Stop! No more photos....

Did you write the song?

I did.

It's very much in Qu Fengfeng's style.

It's Zhao Ying! The Goddess herself!

Let's go...

You can see the scumbag again in the next round!

Are you hungry?

Not at all.

We haven't eaten a thing today.

I want breakfast, lunch and dinner!

I'll drive 700 kilometers, eat breakfast again,

then go to work!

Hey, Zheng! Time to pay up!

No money?

Bring your equipment to the old theater tomorrow!

Donkey, pay up!

Yo, punk! Time to pay up!

I don't have the money, Tiger.

Then come with me!

Hurry up! This way!

Get a move on!

One, two, three!

I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days

- I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days - Cutting board!

But I only see black and white right now

- But I only see black and white right now - Coriander!

I believe a colorful future lies ahead

Even pessimists can't stay pessimistic forever

- I love... - Come on, you have no stage presence!

No matter who cuts the ribbon on this elegant stage

- No matter who cuts the ribbon on this elegant stage - Copy some pop divas!

I can't wait for it

Do Madonna!

Come on! Beef, garlic, onions, peppercorns and green pepper!

Get 'em in there!

I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days

But I only see black and white right now

Do Lady Gaga!

I believe a colorful future lies ahead

Even pessimists can't stay pessimistic forever

Do Rihanna!

I love... I love...

Raise your ass!

No matter who cuts the ribbon on this elegant stage...

Be sexy!

I can't wait for it

Do Sex Pistol!

- I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days - Go nuts! Rock out!

I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days

- But I only see black and white right now - Rock some more! Get crazier!

- But I only see black and white right now - Crazier!

Do Phoenix Legend!

I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days

But I only see black and white right now

- But I only see black and white right now - Do a high note!

- Black and white...! - Higher!

- Black and white...! - Go higher!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Come om! Eat up, drink up!

I have to go on TV!

You can eat all the meat you want.

You just have to cut carbs.

But you're eating carbs.

Don't worry about me.

I'm quitting fighting soon.

Dr. Li says if I don't quit soon,

I'll go blind!

My liver will rupture!

And I'll get Parkinson's!

So I've made a decision.

I'm opening a hotpot restaurant!

I'll copy the clear soup from LapuLapu,

the spicy soup from Aroma Shu,

the ingredients from Little Fish

and the service style from HaiLiLao!

Sabotage!

Hey! These people pay up on time every month

And you still smash up the place! Are you nuts?!

Damn right I'm freakin' crazy!

You won't fight, you won't collect my debts,

and you won't even let me collect?

What am I supposed to live on?

You're forcing me to fight Miyamoto?

Damn right!

I'll go blind!

You won't!

Go to hell!

Call the cops.

This baldie trembles at the sight of cops!

You're done with her debt!

I'll take it from here.

Fine, I'll fight him!

But it's the last time!

We'll see!

Pack it up!

We're done here!

Hello, everyone, this is Perfect Diva.

Welcome!

Should I sing, or should I expose Qu?

With that voice, you'll probably get eliminated.

If you expose Qu, you'll get eliminated and beaten by his fans.

But I can protect you.

You decide.

Welcome the contestant who had the highest score in auditions.

She's got that cool knee slide.

Pearl, the kick-ass rocker!

They may be badly hurt

I choose to let go

I go against the grain

What's happened to your legs?

I hit the floor too hard.

My left kneecap was smashed

and the ligament on my right knee was torn.

The doctor says I may never walk again.

But it was totally worth it...

in the name of music!

On behalf of music...

I thank you!

Qu, the King of Originality!

Originality, my ass! You're just a thief!

Hey!

I live life with no compromise

I chase my dreams with no regrets

Don't think that I've already given my all

Don't look at the tears welling in my eyes

You gotta give every-everything

To get every-everything

Give much more than more

Love all of me

No compromise

With you, even tears are valuable

Without you, my mind wanders

There's uncertainty in a halfway love

But there's nothing false about my sorrows

Even haggardness can feel melancholic

- Even haggardness can feel melancholic - Another damn thief!

- Even haggardness can feel melancholic - What do I do?

Cuckoo!

You're up next!

Singing's not gonna work.

- Give him a piece of your mind! - Got it.

Hey! Hey!

Toss this at him!

Toss it, then run back here.

We'll fight our way out.

Go on!

Our next contestant won us over at the audition

with an original composition that sounds like the songs of...

Qu Fengfeng!

Qu! Qu! Qu...

He has enough fans to drown us in spit!

Here is Cuckoo Du!

I regret nothing

and have someone share the fatigue of loneliness

Is that someone out there?

Shake! Dance!

Why did the audience just go nuts?

It turns out that...

Qu just put on another cool pose!

He's truly the people's idol!

Don't be so stiff!

Are you going to play something on that ukulele?

She's not going to expose him?

Do you still remember that place?

It reminds us what all this was for

The train of time stops for nothing

Those who leave halfway will mature

and find another answer

I can only forget or forgive

I can only smile with disappointment

Without any despair

I will continue on this road alone

Did you write this song, too?

Yes.

It's still very close to Qu's style!

It's Qu that is close to my style!

The two contestants with the lowest scores will be evaluated

and one of them will be eliminated tonight.

Please welcome everyone back on the stage.

The two contestants with the lowest scores are...

Cuckoo

and Han.

Qu is skipping the evaluation

He just voted to eliminate Cuckoo!

That's right!

Cuckoo had the weakest stage presence!

That's right!

At least Han shewed some variety in her dance moves!

This move is Madonna's.

Lady Gaga.

Rihanna.

Sex Pistols.

And Phoenix Legend.

You're the King of Originality,

Aren't you supposed to hate copycats?

That's right! At least Cuckoo's songs

are original compositions.

That's right! I'd rather Han just did a tacky dance with a fan!

I was so nervous.

Are you mad that I didn't tell Qu off?

- Next time! - Right!

But the next round is your last chance.

The competition is too fierce.

It's time for boot camp.

Right!

Zhao is so damn nice!

Right!

Her breasts are so damn big!

I'm hungry!

Then let's eat!

- I want spicy hot pot! - Hot pot it is!

It doesn't hurt...

It doesn't hurt...

Lift your head! Lift it!

Now, turn!

It ain't heavy! Right... left... duck!

It doesn't hurt!

It doesn't hurt! It doesn't hurt!

Spin again!

Again!

I've told you a million times!

It's not just one spin.

It's two goddamn spins!

That's impossible.

You did it in the ring.

Why can't you do it now?!

How should I know?!

Maybe I was possessed by something!

The Revolver is the moneymaker! The fans love it!

It doesn't hurt!

It doesn't hurt!

It doesn't hurt!

It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt!

Tiger, I've got a cramp!

Cuckoo, I've got a cramp, too!

I've got a cramp, too!

Don't let him lock you.

It's all over if he has you in a lock.

Cheer me on!

Go, Tiger!

Good luck!

Where's Cuckoo?

And for tonight's main match:

He looks like a troll

and he locks like a demon.

The strongest contender after "Slayer" Joe Weah,

the Japanese metrosexual...

Mi-ya-moto!

Cuckoo!

Why?!

It's not my fault! It's hers!

Get back here and get to work!

Wait, Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Cheer me on!

Cuckoo! Let me see you!

Scum!

Useless trash!

Damn you!

You're the useless trash!

Miyamoto, you scum!

Shake him loose!

Shake him loose!

He's screwed... Hang in there!

Hang in there! Hang in there!

Stop!

Corner!

Can you keep going?

He doesn't need a doctor. He can fight!

Come here and sit down.

Keep him down!

Relax! You're fine!

Hang in there!

Hang in there!

Hold him down! Relax!

You'll be fine... you'll be fine...

Popped it back in. Keep fighting.

What the hell, Cuckoo?!

Why are you cheering for that girly man?!

Kill that Jap!

I wasn't!

Fight!

The floor is where Miyamoto dominates.

Looks like Tiger is heading for a loss...

Go, Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!

Go, Tiger!

Go, Tiger!

Go, Tiger!

Go, Tiger!

Go, Tiger!

Get back there, Cuckoo!

Let her go, damn it! Let her through!

Let me go!

Go, Tiger!

She's just cheering him on! That's not a violation!

Go, Tiger!

Why are you stopping her?!

Go, Tiger!

Cuckoo!

Go, Tiger!

That's Cuckoo from Perfect Diva!

Go, Tiger!

Go, Tiger!

Stop!

He wins!

The Revolver!

That was amazing, Tiger!

I'm done.

I'm done for good!

I'm hanging up my gloves!

I'm done with this!

He's done! He's done for good! He's done!

Please welcome Pearl and Ms. Zhao Ying!

You've hurt your hip, too?

I exerted too much switching guitars

and tore my hip ligament.

Totally worth it...

in the name of music!

This is a test of your vocal styles.

Don't make any unnecessary movement.

Sexier!

Why do I feel sad when I think of you?

If you love me...

Sadder!

I was once strong, but because of love...

I became fragile

Angrier!

If there's room in your heart

for me

Crazier!

Then I wouldn't be afraid of loneliness

Peking opera!

I won't resent you

Copy that.

Cuckoo!

You're up.

I'm going to be eliminated, Tiger.

No way.

You can sing, dance, strip.

You can do anything!

You can do tap, hip-hop, ukulele...

You're Gaga, Madonna, Rihanna! You're a diva!

He's the one that's afraid, not you!

KO his ass, Cuckoo!

- Do you still remember that place? - That's right. I ain't afraid!

Do you still remember that place?

Welcome Cuckoo and Mr. Qu Fengfeng!

Tap!

I'm smiling

I'm enlightened, I'm happy

I'm in love with you

And you? And you?

Ballet!

I'm smiling

I'm enlightened, I'm happy

I'm in love with you

And you? And you?

Salsa!

I'm smiling

I'm enlightened, I'm happy

I'm in love...

Hip-hop!

I'm smiling

I'm enlightened, I'm happy

I'm in love with you

And you? And you?

Locking!

The Robot!

Striptease!

What a difference an episode makes!

Cuckoo has gone from the bottom to the top!

Perfect Diva!

Tiger, we are starving to death

Ma Qing...

You asshole!

The number you are calling is unavailable

"Pay your debt, Ma Qing!"

Go take a look for me.

Sure.

Is your master here?

No!

Tiger's back!

Tiger's here! He's back!

Hurry!

Wow! Spicy stew!

Marinated duck!

Fried chicken!

Gimme that!

Release!

Pick up!

Why didn't you call me back?

You didn't even answer the phone.

The power's been cut, Tiger!

Our water got cut, too!

We haven't showered in days!

Debt collectors come by every day.

The school's about to shut down.

I don't want to eat steamed buns anymore.

Whoa, MMA gloves!

MMA gloves!

There's a car!

Tiger's back!

Go Tiger!

Come on, pull!

Ready? One, two, three.

Down!

Pull! Lock!

Does it hurt? Come on, OK!

Are you OK?

Next.

Punch!

Show your legs. Down!

Don't tell me that you brats are learning that MMA crap?

Hit me with that move again!

If this is a real fight,

you wouldn't know what move I'll pull!

Let's do this for real, then!

Come on!

Tiger!

Stop, Tiger!

Stop, Tiger!

Stop it! Stop!

I'm the one that's antiquated,

not boxing itself.

What are you doing, Tiger?!

You piece of shit!

Trash! Idiot! Imbecile!

How can you hit your master, you damn fool?!

Useless trash! You ought to be killed and fed to the dogs!

You're not trash!

If it wasn't for you, I'd be on the streets.

I miss my grandma,

but I can't face her

because I fell in love with a scumbag.

I'm serious...

you're the best man I've ever met.

Really.

You're really the best man I've ever met.

Tiger.

Tiger.

I'm sorry.

I've never been in love before...

I've only been with hookers.

I've only been with hookers.

You can't go around beating people up!

And you can't swear all the time!

Who the shit is it?!

Hello, Miss Du.

My boss would like to see you.

Mr. Boyfriend,

please step outside for a few minutes.

This is my goddamn home!

Miss Du, then...

please step outside with me.

I'm not going outside. Go to the attic!

Cuckoo, honey! I'm so sorry!

Please drop out! I'll pay! I can't stand the pressure!

Take your boyfriend and go!

I have writer's block!

I'm seeing a shrink!

Just go as far away as you can!

I worked so hard to become an idol!

Is the guy upstairs a gangster?

Is he going to beat me up?

I'll give you more money!

Just go!

Don't tell a soul about our past!

I'll buy you a house! I've got plenty of money!

Leave the planet! Go to Mars!

You thief! You're stealing Cuckoo's songs again!

I'm not!

I gotta go! We have an agreement, then!

Help!

Don't do it, Tiger!

Help! A gangster's attacking me!

Break the door down!

Get in here!

The sheet music!

Stop, you'll get arrested!

Hurry!

Don't move! Don't move!

Please don't hit my face...

Please don't hit my face...

Please don't hit my face...

Mr. Qu, Mr. Qu...

Open the door. Move it! Get in there!

I'll sue your ass off! Bet on it!

Mr. King of Originality,

what happened to your neck?

I was rescuing a cat!

Listen...

you'd better get eliminated today.

Or I'll make sure that Tiger gets 10 years in the slammer!

Cuckoo!

Cuckoo!

Tiger beat up ten guys all of a sudden!

The guy with the lightest injury has 9 broken ribs!

He's gonna be in jail for years!

Mr. Gao, what's happened to Tiger?

Please save him!

I don't need you to tell me that! He's my money tree!

I'm going to dinner with my big shot friends!

Committing assault in front of all those people...

Tiger wouldn't fight without a reason

The cops were so efficient, they arrived right away.

Cuckoo was off-key all of a sudden, but it was only c key.

What happened to her...

- She even broke into tears all of a sudden. - That's weird.

Qu had a neck brace on all of a sudden, too.

Did his spine get dislocated?

Who should take the blame for that

Cuckoo has been eliminated from the show!

I'm disappointed in you, Cuckoo!

I'm sorry.

Tiger and Cuckoo were doing just fine a few days ago,

now everything's over all of a sudden.

So many "all of a suddens" all of a sudden. Isn't it odd?

"Hi, everyone, I'm Qu Fengfeng!"

I've packed your friend's stuff and numbered the boxes.

They'll have no trouble finding them.

I've cleared my debt to Mr. Gao.

I have to go home to my granny.

Can I take this?

It brings me good luck.

But that's my lucky charm.

A hot pot restaurant isn't dangerous.

It might blow up and go up in flames!

Will you come to the restaurant opening?

I have to focus on songwriting. I've wasted too much time.

I'll cut the ribbon when yow open your 20th branch!

Sure.

I'll play your albums in all 20 stores.

Good, but don't play pirated copies!

Cuckoo!

Good luck!

You too, Tiger!

Rise, Ugly Ostrich!

Ostrich, the mascot of this year's Disabled Dance Competition!

- Bowl of noodles, Granny! - Sure!

Don't forget the coriander!

I want one, too, Granny!

- We're here, too! - Please have a seat!

Bowl of noodles with extra egg, please!

-Granny! - Sit right there!

Another bowl, please!

Another bowl, Granny!

- Comin' right up! - And some sausages, please!

Got it! It's on the way!

Granny...

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry, Granny! I'm sorry!

Tiger Hot Pot! Fired up every day!

Bye! Bye!

Excuse me, more soup over here!

Soup for table 12, bro!

More soup, please!

Check!

Check for table 28!

How's everything?

Awesome! The service is as good as HaiLiLiao!

The clear soup is just like RaPuRaPu's!

The spicy soup is as tasty as Shu Aroma's!

That means I copied them perfectly! Enjoy!

Come, come, come...

Holy crap! Good thing I didn't let you fool me into this.

It would've been the death of me!

Trust me, you would've kicked his ass!

You wanna fight him? Do ya?

Hell no!

Whoa!

More where that came from!

Come on!

Steamed buns...

No more steamed buns!

You damn brats!

Have some veggies.

Come on!

That's awesome!

Yow think you can beat him, Tiger?

No way! His thigh's thicker than my waist!

Can I get a photo with you, Tiger?

Tiger, that Spinning Revolver of yours is the bomb!

Totally!

Come on, let's get a photo!

Tiger is out, but his master is in.

World Games veteran Ma Qing versus Joe "Slayer" Weah!

Master's on TV!

Whoa! It's Master!

My boxing school is my dream!

And the prize money will revive that dream!

That producer is a freaking genius!

What a gimmick! Let's go!

I'll tear that old man into pieces in 10 seconds!

Ma Qing, you nutjob.

You give me shit for MMA!

And now you're going into that ring?!

You're going to fight that nut without seeing a single match?

He broke his last opponent's neck with a single punch!

He has an entire team

controlling his strategy, nutrition, his exercise routine.

You don't even have a cornerman, just that damn sandbag.

How will you fight him?!

How?!

I'm training you!

Arm grip!

Suck in your abs!

Flip!

Straighten your back!

Grab the leg!

Lock it!

Hold the waist.

Good.

Go, Master!

Ma Qing, World Games silver medalist in 2000...

He opened a boxing school after retirement,

training underprivileged kids from across the nation.

- Tiger, The Gluttonous Boxer, is his student, too! - Go, Master!

Remember, don't throw in the towel!

He's here for the art of boxing!

Tiger is here repaying his master,

working as his cornerman against The Slayer.

Let us welcome Tiger's master...

Ma Qing!

Ladies and gentlemen...

Our next fighter

has a perfect 22-0 record in his MMA career.

In two of his matches in the US,

his lethal pile driver

killed one and paralyzed another!

This is The Slayer, Joe Weah!

Joe Weah! Joe Weah...

Out of the way, old man!

Fight me!

Fight me! Come on!

Come on, Tiger!

Fight!

Oh my God!

That's the "Ma Combo Punches"!

At the middleweight semifinal of the 2000 World Games,

Ma used this to knock out his Cuban opponent!

My God!

My God! My God! My God!

You son of a bitch!

You bastard!

He's already surrendered!

I'll freaking kill you! Didn't you see the damn towel?!

Get out of my way!

- Fight me, Tiger! - I'll kick your ass!

Come here! I'll kill you here and now!

I'm not scared of you! What good does hurting him do?!

- Come on, out of the way! - Fight me if you got the guts!

- Come on, Tiger, I'll kill you! - Get out of my way! Weah!

This is goddamn murder!

I'll kill you! Come on!

I'm going to avenge my master!

Good night, Master.

Good night, Master.

You're gonna be rich, Tiger!

I got you an amazing deal!

Pipe down! This is a hospital!

I've got a regimen in mind already.

We'll start with a high-altitude simulation,

then we'll get into battle yoga

before wrapping it up with Muay Thai.

We can add on Krav Maga, too! It'll be great!

I don't need you to train me.

No way!

You're part of Gao's Boxing Gym...

You'll still get paid.

I'll leave you be, then! What should we eat?

Soft-shell turtle!

Again?

How about wine-soaked crab, boss?

Great! And karaoke after that!

For the revival round, each judge will pick a former contestant

and spring a surprise test on her for the audience.

The one with the most votes returns!

To whom is Zhao Ying giving this second chance?

Opportunity favors the prepared mind.

Sing, Cuckoo!

I believe rainbows can appear even on cloudy days

But all I see now is black and white

I believe the future will be beyond our wildest dreams

Pessimists don't stay pessimistic forever

I believe

I love

This beautiful world has always existed for me

I believe

I love

The ribbon is about to be cut on this elegant stage

And I can't wait for it

Because of you...

The door to my dreams...

opens in the blink of an eye

A world with you loving me

is a world worth cheering on

This beautiful world has always existed for me

It's not a matter of existence

It depends on whether you love it or not

Make them believe that our future is on the way

I can't wait for it

Because of you...

The door to my dreams...

opens in the blink of an eye

A world with you loving me

is a world worth cheering on

A perfect era that belongs to me

A perfect era...

is made even better with love

- A flower for life. - in exchange...

- in exchange for a transformation. - A transformation...

I hear a celestial sound under my sky

This perfect world is waiting for you to cut its ribbon

I can't wait for it

As those of you at home can see on our monitor,

Cuckoo's vote count is skyrocketing.

3.8 million votes!

Welcome back, Cuckoo!

You're back! You're back! You're back!

Thank you so much! Thank you!

Do your best!

I will!

The same goes for your boyfriend!

Tiger versus Joe Weah!

Our main event on "Champion of Champions"

came to a surprisingly brutal end.

Ma looks to be seriously injured,

but the crowd is still buzzing with excitement.

I don't have the words to explain it.

Don't fight him!

I'll be fine!

Good luck.

Good luck.

He's back to avenge his master! Please welcome back...

The Gluttonous Boxer: Tiger!

I can withstand my wounds...

decaying endlessly

I can't let my dreams become rusted...

The days can be tough

but I can't let life

take me by the throat

There is no weight class in this exciting championship fight,

but the weight difference between Weah and Tiger is huge.

Tiger is sticking to traditional boxing moves!

He hasn't used a single kick, lock or tackle!

He's fighting for his master! His dignity!

This is too hard for him! He's truly at a disadvantage!

Has it started?

Let me see it.

To defend his master's dignity,

he's sticking to his fists.

This is suicide!

Defense...

Tiger is forced to use MMA moves. He seems to be dizzy.

To defend his master's dignity,

he's sticking to his fists.

This is suicide!

Tiger is losing his consciousness.

- You're up, Cuckoo. - He's a total mess.

The two of us aren't that different

One is dumb and the other is rash

We're both chasing our dreams, but we're ordinary

That's how we fell in love

You see me ridiculed by the world

I see you stand up for me

You stopped being a hero to be my audience

And now I know...

You worked harder than anyone else

Your biggest dream is to fulfill mine

You're the most successful person I know

You sacrificed yourself to make me extraordinary

You win.

I'm your audience, no matter what the world says

You're my hero

Having you defend me is my greatest achievement

In my eyes, you're the biggest star

You're a hero. My hero

- Gimme the camera! - What the hell are you doing?!

Gimme that!

Out of the way! Out of the way!

Hang in there, Tiger! Don't give up!

He's going to win!

No, he's going to die!

It's ten times the usual prize money!

Get ready to go live!

- Come on, back, back, back! - Don't rush!

Easy now. Sit down.

Butt out!

Hang in there, Tiger! Tiger!

You're fine! Pick it up, Tiger!

Don't give up, man!

Am I going to die?

No way! I believe in you!

Tell Cuckoo...

Say what?

I...

Hang in there, man!

What did you just say?

Hurry up!

Get ready to go live!

It's Cuckoo!

It's Cuckoo! Every time she cheers Tiger on,

he turns the fight around! Will we see another miracle?

Cuckoo!

Cuckoo!

You can do it, Tiger...!

Look, Tiger! Look!

You can do it, Tiger!

Did you win?

I quit.

Go back and perform! I'm fine!

You can't die! I love you!

You can do it, Tiger...!

Get up, Tiger! Get up!

Stop! Just stop!

Yes! That's the way!

Tiger has pulled off the Revolver!

Followed by his mentor's Ma Combo Punches!

It's the ultimate comeback!

Tiger and Cuckoo! What a couple!

It's too amazing! It's too incredible! It's too....

We win!

Cuckoo!

We win!

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Tiger!

Cuckoo!

Cuckoo!

Cuckoo!