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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,310 [birds twittering] 2 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:08,660 [wind whistling] 3 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,975 [punk rock music plays] 4 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,324 [music stops] 5 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:22,152 [Hannah on tape] Okay, are you recording? 6 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:24,633 -[Charlie on tape] Yeah. Okay, uh, hi, this is Chuckie. -And Hannah. 7 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,288 [Charlie] And we're here today to put on record that we're getting married! 8 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:29,725 -[Hannah] Chuckie, that's not what I said. -[Charlie] What we agreed-- 9 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:32,336 -[Hannah] We promised! -[Charlie] Yeah, yeah, promised that if neither of us 10 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:33,990 are married by the time we're 30 years old-- 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,948 -[Hannah] We will marry each other. -[Charlie] Yeah! 12 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:37,907 [Hannah] I'm gonna hold you to this when you're a famous rock star. 13 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,649 -[Charlie] You better, you'll come with me on the road. -[Hannah] Maybe. 14 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:46,829 ♪ Jesus rides a UFO, U-U-UFO 15 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:49,049 ♪ So the Bible tells me so 16 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:50,920 ♪ Don't you wanna go? 17 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:55,185 ♪ Well, David rides a UFO, U-U-UFO ♪ 18 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,100 ♪ So the Bible tells me so 19 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,189 ♪ Don't you wanna go? 20 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:03,193 ♪ Open up your mind and let the wind in, wind in, wind in ♪ 21 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,804 ♪ I said let's go 22 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:09,852 ♪ Jesus rides a UFO, U-U-UFO 23 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:12,159 ♪ So the Bible tells me so 24 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:13,421 ♪ Don't you wanna go? 25 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:14,900 -[engine stops] -[music stops] 26 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,690 [engine starts] 27 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:25,563 ♪ Open up your mind and let the wind in, wind in, wind in ♪ 28 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:28,088 ♪ Let's go 29 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,096 ♪ 30 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:38,794 Charlie? 31 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:41,666 Oh, hey. 32 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,146 Yeah. 33 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:45,888 Curls, okay, really extend it so it doesn't get sore. 34 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,368 Okay. 35 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,065 And we're good. [chuckling] 36 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,373 Um, funny, I'm just bringing this up again, sorry, 37 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:55,637 but, um, the coupon that you had was for one free session? 38 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,074 -Oh. -This is session number seven. 39 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:02,165 Oh, uh, I'm sorry, but with the divorce and all, I just forgot. 40 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:04,428 No, it's fine, I mean, you're going through a divorce. 41 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:07,605 -I know, just, next time, maybe. -I promise, really. 42 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:08,911 -Okay. -Okay. 43 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,089 Charlie. 44 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,656 The promotion was a one-time offer 45 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,788 to get new clients into the gym. 46 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:17,833 Yeah. 47 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,139 [sighs] 48 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,705 Corporate has also expressed concern 49 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:24,100 over your before and after pictures not being as... 50 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,059 inspirational now that you're back to before. 51 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,844 Fair-- fair point, but listen, man. 52 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:30,454 I went through a break-up, okay? 53 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:32,630 We've all been there, and it was hard, man. 54 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:35,067 Michelle and I breaking up was really hard on me. 55 00:02:35,111 --> 00:02:36,678 That was two years ago, man. 56 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:38,245 You dated for five months. 57 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:40,290 Seven months, okay, and it was holiday season. 58 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:42,597 That counts-- that's like double. 59 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,338 [sighs] 60 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,080 Ah, don't get too impressed. 61 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,952 -How's it goin'? -Good. 62 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,520 -You coming over tonight? -Oh, I can't. 63 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,218 -Why not? -Getting a spray tan. 64 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,959 All right, essential stuff. 65 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,221 Maybe this weekend? 66 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,396 I can't. 67 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,484 'Cause I'm goin' back home. 68 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,138 My brother had a kid. 69 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,836 -You have a brother? -Yeah, I do. 70 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:05,881 Cool. 71 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:11,234 [instrumental punk music playing] 72 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:15,282 Hi, sorry I'm a little late. 73 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:17,240 Charlie Cates. 74 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,286 So, let's see. 75 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:21,984 Reading for gamer number four. 76 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:26,380 Um, I thought it was like main gamer. 77 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,904 Principle gamer, it said. 78 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:31,254 Uh, just have a seat and they'll call you in soon. 79 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,474 All right, cool. I'll use this. 80 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:34,823 -Side, yes. -Side, 81 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:37,434 'cause you know, there's only like two lines. 82 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:38,479 That's fine. 83 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,568 It's fine. 84 00:03:47,966 --> 00:03:50,926 ♪ 85 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,421 Bruce. 86 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:09,945 Hey, man. 87 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,208 Can you give me a ride to the bus station tomorrow? 88 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,515 ♪ 89 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:29,486 [instrumental punk music playing] 90 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,113 Oh. 91 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,201 Honk. 92 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:52,422 Oh, hey, baby. 93 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,602 Oh, Miranda. 94 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:07,655 [tuning] 95 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,614 Hmm. 96 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:16,316 [rock music playing] 97 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,756 So, how old did you say you are? 98 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:22,887 Oh, I'm 30. 99 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,326 Really, oh. 100 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,371 I thought you were much younger than that. 101 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,982 Oh, why thank you. [chuckling] 102 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,593 Oh, like in a bad-- 103 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:34,682 Wait, I'm sorry, aren't you 37? 104 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:37,554 I mean, yeah, but, you know? 105 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,426 Well, you know, 106 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:42,167 women live like 10 years longer than men, 107 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,778 so we're fine. 108 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,432 -Okay. -Cool. 109 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:46,998 [laughing] 110 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,435 [Charlie] No way. 111 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:50,175 [laughing] Come here. 112 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:53,353 [Charlie] Wow. 113 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,180 Wow, hey, baby mama. 114 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:56,834 Oh, hi Charlie. 115 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,793 Hi, baby. Oh, can I...? 116 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:00,664 -Of course. -Of course you can. 117 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,666 Oh my God, she's-- you're beautiful. 118 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,581 You look like you're getting a little shorter. 119 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,627 He's just losing some muscle mass, I think. 120 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,150 -Chicken. -That's good. 121 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,369 Thank you. 122 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:11,153 Oh, um, here. 123 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:13,416 [Waiter] Okay, thank you. 124 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:17,855 Uh, you know, I usually wait to tip... 125 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,727 until we get the bill. 126 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:22,556 Oh, well, you know, different strokes. 127 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,079 I'm sorry. 128 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:26,734 I'm gonna eat you, I gonna eat you! 129 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,736 Wow, she is way better-looking than both of you. 130 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:31,129 -Really? -[laughing] 131 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,045 -Can I touch her, is that okay? -Of course. 132 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:37,222 So, um, what brings you back to Modesto? 133 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,443 Uh, well. 134 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,839 I, uh, got divorced. 135 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,623 And I just thought it'd be nice 136 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,930 to spend some time with family, you know, 137 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,453 hang out with my mom. 138 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:54,457 [Man] Oh, I... I didn't know you were divorced. 139 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:57,025 Is that a problem? Your voice went up. 140 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,201 I mean, no. 141 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,594 [Waitress] Thank you guys so much. 142 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,291 No rush on this, take your time. 143 00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:04,032 Oh no, I got it. Stop it, quit! 144 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,556 I got this, I insist. 145 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,558 -Here, take it, thank you so much. -[Waitress] Thank you. 146 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,649 ♪ 147 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:19,787 -Hey. -Hey. 148 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:22,877 Whoa, easy there, Swiper McSwiperson. 149 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,707 Listen, I'm gonna need you to put 65 on this card, all right? 150 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,535 -Okay. -And 80 on this. 151 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:31,102 -Okay. -Nope, not done yet. 152 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,540 100. No more than 100 on this, please. 153 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,542 -[Waitress] Okay. -Thank you so-- 154 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:38,762 -So you wanted three separate cards for one check? -I wanted, yes, I do. 155 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:41,112 [train horn blowing] 156 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,161 -[Claire] Shit! Shit! -[Man] What the fuck? 157 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:49,512 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't see anything. 158 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,906 [Claire] No, go out the bathroom window! Go out the bathroom window! 159 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,735 Oh my... 160 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:58,042 I am so sick of having to share a room with you. 161 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:00,567 Well, you know, sweetie, it's my room, so. 162 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:01,829 Was. 163 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,135 [sighing] 164 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,834 You know, when I was you age, I used to sneak a boy in, too. 165 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,139 Dougie. 166 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:11,142 Hey. 167 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:14,276 Look. 168 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,322 Look at me. 169 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,324 If you ever have any questions, I'm here to answer. 170 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,979 Yeah, I have the fucking Internet. 171 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,328 Yes, I know. 172 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,417 But if your boyfriend is not-- 173 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:26,897 He's not my boyfriend. 174 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:30,814 Okay, if the gentlemen who you were just straddling, 175 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:34,775 if he's not satisfying you in like a... 176 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,519 -Like, do you have orgasms? -Oh my God. 177 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,259 [Hannah] Do you have those? 178 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,523 -Yeah. -Oh. 179 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,612 Okay, great, that's amazing. 180 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,265 That's great. 181 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:48,876 -Um... -I mean... 182 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,053 I think so. 183 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:57,275 No, it's not something you think. 184 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,016 You just know. 185 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,063 How do you know I would know? 186 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,543 Look. 187 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:09,418 When I was 18, my friends bought me a little friend. 188 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:12,160 Um, and... 189 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,251 Okay, this guy. 190 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,819 This... This is a vibrator. 191 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,342 Um... 192 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,604 Oh, my God. 193 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,302 Look, I know it's weird, but... 194 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:30,004 Most boys think that all the action's inside, 195 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,919 and really it's on top. 196 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:33,747 Have you ever heard of the clitoris? 197 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:36,053 -It's a... -Yeah, I've heard of the clitoris. 198 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,402 Okay, that's great. 199 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,622 Most teenage boys do not know about the clitoris. 200 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,625 Yeah, actually, I think most guys do know what a clitoris is. 201 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,671 I really doubt that. 202 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,587 Are they still doing the... 203 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,805 Yeah. 204 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,546 Really? 205 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,026 Yeah. 206 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,680 That's crazy. 207 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,464 I mean, just so much has changed in the world 208 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,814 and like, teenage boys are just all the same. 209 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,294 Um, okay. 210 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,907 This is-- Look, it's gonna be weird for me, too. 211 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,475 We never have to talk about this again. 212 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,608 I'm just going to give you a little bit 213 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,828 of instruction and that's it. 214 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,308 So, this guy. 215 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:18,748 Um, is-- they come in many different-- 216 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,098 You can choose your own preferred shape. 217 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,578 Um... 218 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,450 And you just, you put it like on-- 219 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:28,105 Don't worry, I'm not gonna show you my vagina. 220 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,064 But you put it sort of on top. 221 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,936 Okay, but what about a vaginal orgasm? 222 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:37,027 Oh God, that's just like some misogynistic thing 223 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,595 that men made up to convince themselves 224 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,684 that their girlfriends aren't faking it. 225 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,513 -[scoffing] -No, it's not. 226 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,689 No, really, it's like something you see in movies. 227 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,822 -It's not like in real life. -No, no, no it's not. 228 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,693 My friend Amber has both kinds. 229 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,000 She says they feel different. 230 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,655 Really? 231 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:56,830 Yeah. 232 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,180 Oh, well. 233 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:03,706 Anyway, I just, I get the one kind the on-- the on top kind. 234 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,839 Maybe there's something wrong with you. 235 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,364 So, anyway, lesson over. 236 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:12,715 But in case you want me to get you one, I will. 237 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,500 -And-- -No, that's okay. 238 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:16,545 Yeah, okay. 239 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,765 You can just remain orgasmless. 240 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:19,853 Good luck. 241 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:28,165 [train horn blaring] 242 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,951 -Oh! -I fucking told you. Why do you always-- 243 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,649 Hey, Matt, can I ask you something? 244 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,304 Why did you name your kid Barry? 245 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:37,871 -Okay. -She's a little girl. 246 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,221 The thing is now, boys' are girls' names, 247 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:43,050 girls' are boys' names, and Eleanor... 248 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,575 she is very competitive. 249 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,924 Yeah, yeah. 250 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,535 So wait, baby names are a competition, then? 251 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,668 -Are they? -Everything is a competition. 252 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,713 Yeah. 253 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,758 -I got ya. -[laughing] 254 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,064 Does it... 255 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,893 like scare you, man? 256 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,854 You asked me the exact same question when I got married. 257 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,421 Yeah. 258 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:10,033 [train horn blaring] 259 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:13,080 [Barry crying] 260 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:15,212 [Eleanor muttering] 261 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,827 [Matt] I don't know what you want me to do. 262 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,959 -[Eleanor] I can't. -[Matt] I know, I know, I know, okay, okay. 263 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:25,962 -I got you, I got you. Daddy's here. -[Barry crying] 264 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,795 -Hey, hey, look. -[Barry laughing] 265 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,450 ♪ 266 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,800 [doorbell rings] 267 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,892 [knocking] 268 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,676 Chuckie. 269 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,941 You can't ring my doorbell after seven pm, man. What the hell? 270 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,594 -Why is it...? -Shh! 271 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,118 -[baby crying] -Come into the garage. 272 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,684 [Charlie] My bad. 273 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,817 -[Thom] Please be quiet. -[Charlie] Okay. 274 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:59,039 -It's good to see you. -[Charlie] All right. 275 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,827 Yeah, boys. 276 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,133 Whoo! 277 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,831 Who's ready for some party, huh? 278 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,441 I thought you got ripped. 279 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,879 No, yeah, yeah, I had to lose some muscle 280 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,141 for a role, a big role. 281 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,838 No way, what role, dude? 282 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,841 It was an audition, actually, a commercial. 283 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,843 No way, like a Superbowl commercial or something like that? 284 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,280 No, a pharmacy, local. Local pharmacy. 285 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,544 It's lots of money, though, you know. Almost got that one. 286 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,895 Dude, you know what I thought about, like, 287 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,811 if we had had like the Facebook and the Twitter 288 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,814 and the fucking Periscope and the sex app, what's that, 289 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,773 Snapchat shit, dude we totally would've made it. 290 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,035 Some Kickstarter well placed, 291 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,647 dude we could've still been on the road, man. 292 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,911 Yeah, but, Chuck, I mean, you did kind of make it, man. 293 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:48,262 You got out of town, you're livin' the dream. 294 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:49,916 Yeah, I'm living the dream. 295 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,353 Yeah, fuckin' LA's awesome, you know? 296 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,964 -For sure. -But, dude, you Devon, like you said you wouldn't 297 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,879 get married and you didn't. 298 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,316 -And I got it. -Free man, my brother. 299 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,841 But, you know, everybody else did. 300 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,973 -Yeah. -Never thought about that. 301 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,631 Yo, where's your stuff? 302 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:10,893 I thought we were gonna play. 303 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,939 [Thom] Oh shit, you were serious about that? 304 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,157 Yeah. 305 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,942 Oh no, dude, no chance. 306 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,553 I mean, no way, the baby is sleeping. 307 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,859 I mean... 308 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,295 Right. 309 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,906 ♪ 310 00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,475 Ugh. 311 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:35,004 ♪ 312 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,928 Hannah, come sit down. 313 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,587 What's up, guys? 314 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:53,893 You look serious. 315 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,244 What? 316 00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,160 Did you get Claire to masturbate for you? 317 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,292 Oh, my God! No! 318 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,034 You, little miss, are a sexual predator. 319 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,123 Excuse me? That's a joke, right? 320 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,996 My daughter is too young for a sex talk. 321 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,519 Okay, well there you're wrong. 322 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,608 Also, it's a complete misunderstanding. 323 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,045 What is going on with you? 324 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,962 Your whole life is in a storage unit in Modesto. 325 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,400 -You've got wine all over you or some substance. -Yeah. 326 00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,969 And you're handing out vibrators to teenagers 327 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:30,494 and showing them how to do things with them? 328 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,322 I mean, who taught you this stuff? 329 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,107 Okay, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. 330 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,369 [Ron] Yeah, hello. 331 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,676 [Grace] Look. 332 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,984 I'm sorry that this place isn't as comfortable 333 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,855 as you'd like it to be. 334 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,207 But, maybe... 335 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:51,385 we can turn the office into a bedroom for just the weekends. 336 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,562 I'm sorry, what? 337 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,912 Are you guys getting married or something? 338 00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,916 ♪ 339 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,527 Seriously, tonight? 340 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:05,921 Hannah. 341 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,531 -Hannah! -Let her go. 342 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,060 [country rock music playing] 343 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,248 -[Hannah] Hi. -[Bartender] Hey. 344 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,773 [Hannah] Can I get a glass of house red, please? 345 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,601 [Bartender] You got it. 346 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,607 [Hannah] Thank you. 347 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,011 ♪ 348 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,712 No way. 349 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,062 Stop. 350 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,630 -[Hannah] Hi. -[Charlie] Hi. 351 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,153 -Oh my God. -[Charlie] Come. 352 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:07,026 -Are you serious? -Oh my God! 353 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,244 -Hi. -[Charlie] Hi. 354 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,203 -Hi. -Hi. 355 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,727 -[Hannah] Hi. -What are you doin' here? 356 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,512 You know, just, um, I came home for a little while. 357 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:19,081 Wow. Look at your hair, it's like an adult person. 358 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,475 Yeah, I am adult. 359 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,085 [Both] We are adults. 360 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,087 Yeah, you look great. 361 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,133 -Thank you. -Yeah. 362 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:31,137 -You look exactly the same. -Yeah. 363 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,097 -Is that? -Yep, yep, yep. 364 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,231 -Is that her? -She's the one, yeah, Miranda. 365 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,189 -Wow. -She's a little shy, so. 366 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,843 You're still playing? That's amazing. 367 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:45,107 Yeah. I'll play, yeah. I play all the time. 368 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,762 -Yeah. -Yeah. You're a rock star. 369 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,418 -But yeah. Hi. -Hello. 370 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,595 Can I buy you a drink? 371 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,120 Do you remember when I wrote you the song 372 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,601 "Hannah Is Lonely 'Cause She Wants to Be?" 373 00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,995 And you like smacked me in the face and made me change the name? 374 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,563 -No. -Really? 375 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,175 Oh, look at your face! Of course I do. 376 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:12,221 Do you remember when I made you that mix tape of break-up songs 377 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,006 and then Matt broke it, and you were really upset, 378 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:19,098 -so then you made me a mix tape of all ironic songs. -Ironic songs, yeah. 379 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,361 Gee, but Matt always made it about him. 380 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,711 I know, I can't believe he got someone to marry him. 381 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,409 Everybody we know got married. 382 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,107 -Everyone. -I know. 383 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,022 -Not you. -Mm! 384 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,111 Good job. 385 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,547 Cheers. 386 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,852 Yeah. 387 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:37,159 I get it at least, I mean who knows, right? 388 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,118 Are you mar-- Wait, are you married? 389 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,858 -Nope. -Oh. 390 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,296 Interesting. 391 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,254 What do you, um... 392 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,387 What do you do for fun? 393 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,172 Oh, I do nothing for fun. 394 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,218 -Ah, stop. -I used to be fun. 395 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,045 Hell yeah. You were so fun. 396 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,701 What did we used to do for fun? 397 00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:01,140 [upbeat punk rock music] 398 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,542 ♪ I called in sick to work today ♪ 399 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,065 ♪ And stayed in bed till noon ♪ 400 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,546 ♪ And now I just don't care what's going on ♪ 401 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,026 ♪ Outside this room 402 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,288 ♪ Things aren't getting better 403 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,072 ♪ My future's not too bright 404 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:26,208 ♪ Fuck the world, I'm hanging out with you tonight ♪ 405 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,211 You remember when we paid Thom, with an H, 406 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:32,214 we paid him 40 bucks to get us fake IDs, 407 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,565 so we could go to watch The Descendants. 408 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,788 -Then we show up... -And it was an all-ages show! 409 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,485 I do remember! 410 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,750 [Charlie] Do you remember the Fireman's Party... 411 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,752 [Hannah] You stayed after school waiting for me. 412 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:52,060 [Charlie] Oh your dad had to come bail us out. 413 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,236 [Hannah] Do you remember the time we skipped 414 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,673 Spanish finals to drive to Spring Fest? 415 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,632 I never thought at the time we were doing anything 416 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,329 worth remembering. 417 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,592 -Chin-chin, my love. -Chin-chin, baby. 418 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,247 No. 419 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,292 Oh my God. 420 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,903 Chuckie, they're so pretty. 421 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,341 ♪ I'm really going nowhere 422 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,213 ♪ I hate this shitty life 423 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:18,434 ♪ Fuck the world, I'm hanging out with you tonight ♪ 424 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:23,265 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh 425 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,876 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh 426 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,402 -Play me something, Charlie. -Oh, yes, ma'am. 427 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,360 It would be my pleasure. 428 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:35,103 ♪ Hannah, don't be lonely, even if you want me ♪ 429 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:38,237 -♪ Hannah, don't be -You can't try on clothes in the store. 430 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,281 No, hey. 431 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,022 You've gotta pay for that dress. 432 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:44,286 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh 433 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,507 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh 434 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,726 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh 435 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,816 ♪ Fuck the world, I'm hanging out with you tonight ♪ 436 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:56,298 ♪ Fuck the world, I'm hanging out with you tonight ♪ 437 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,388 -You look hot in that. -Ooh, it's cold. 438 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,650 Thank you. 439 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,130 Oh, Chuckie, no. 440 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,310 -I just always... -I know. 441 00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,661 Yeah, sorry, it's silly. 442 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,055 Sorry, I gotta a little... 443 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,405 That's what it is. 444 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:18,842 Ah, fuck it. 445 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:23,586 ♪ Whoo-hoo-ooo-ooo 446 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:29,636 ♪ Whoo-hoo-ooo-ooo 447 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:30,898 Dude! 448 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:33,379 Successfully out of the friend zone. 449 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:34,467 What? 450 00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,211 [laughing] 451 00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:43,519 Let's... 452 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,435 Let's do it. 453 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:47,567 Whoa. 454 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,265 -No. -I am not that kind of girl. 455 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,486 -No, let's get married. -What? 456 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,575 I'm dead serious. 457 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,838 Dude, look at you. 458 00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,405 I mean, I get it. 459 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,189 No, no, I get it. 460 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,147 We're both over 30, right? 461 00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,453 We're both single. 462 00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,150 Remember how we made that promise? 463 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:09,415 Yeah, but, Charlie, every kid in the '90s made that promise. 464 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,547 Yeah, but we can keep it, Hannah. 465 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,986 Listen, the only reason why we didn't get together 466 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,727 was because you were with that douche, Dougie. 467 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,512 That's not true, Chuckie. 468 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,340 I liked us as friends. 469 00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:24,821 Hannah, we can do this. 470 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,389 We can do this better than anybody can. 471 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,218 I missed you, like crazy, and I didn't even realize it 472 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,742 until I saw you today. 473 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:36,398 We can be like this, just like this forever. 474 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,921 Are you happy? 475 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:39,793 Is this not happy? 476 00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,403 When's the last time you were happy? 477 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,231 -[laughing] -You wanna do it? 478 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,667 You wanna do it? 479 00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,408 Come on, be my wife. 480 00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:47,453 -Yeah. -Yeah? 481 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,455 Sweet! Are you serious? 482 00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,805 -Fuck yeah. -[laughing] 483 00:22:51,848 --> 00:22:53,937 -Sweet! -We should do this now. 484 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,635 I would, yeah. 485 00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,985 -Marty, Marty Galvez is a justice of the peace. -Marty Galvez. 486 00:22:58,028 --> 00:22:59,813 -I know where he lives. -Okay. 487 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,033 What the fuck, you guys? 488 00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:05,166 We wanna get married, dude. 489 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,211 -Marry us. -Here, take these. 490 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:09,344 -Oh, thank you so much. -Thank you. 491 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,911 -I always wanted a towel. -She's so nice. 492 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,695 Right? 493 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:15,002 I command you to marry us. No, just kidding. No, but seriously. 494 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,352 "Love, true love." 495 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,355 -Have you seen that movie? -I love that movie. 496 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,966 [Charlie] "Prepare to die." I did the voice. 497 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:25,186 -[Marty] How drunk are you guys? -The six-fingered man. 498 00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:27,144 -Don't be rude. -Stop it. 499 00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:30,278 -I am slightly drunk. -[snickering] 500 00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:32,933 -[Marty sighs] -Marty. Don't be mad. 501 00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:35,370 -You get truthful when you're drunk. -We made him mad. 502 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,067 [Charlie] I know. Hey, are you mad? 503 00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:38,634 [Hannah] Your wife is so pretty. 504 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,157 I look okay? 505 00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,551 -You're really pretty. Just... -Thank you. 506 00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:45,119 Okay, let's get this over with. 507 00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:47,295 All right, cool. Let's do it. 508 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:49,689 -Come on. -Fuck it, okay. 509 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,953 Charlie Cates, do you take Hannah Becker to be your wife? 510 00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:55,956 -Yeah. Oh yeah. -Aw. 511 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,740 -Thank you. -It's "I do." 512 00:23:57,784 --> 00:23:59,481 Oh, I'm sorry. 513 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,701 -I do. -All right. 514 00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:04,791 Hannah Becker, do you take Charlie Cates to be your husband? 515 00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:07,402 -Yes, I do. -Oh, you got me! 516 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,969 -I was like, "What?" -Cool. 517 00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:10,057 All right, you can kiss. 518 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,494 -[gasping] Uh-oh. -Uh-oh. Sweet. 519 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:13,887 Mwah! 520 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:17,499 -We got married! -Oh my God! No, that tickles! 521 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:19,588 -All right, great. Break it up, you alley cats. -Will you stop! 522 00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:21,111 Hey. All right, look, look. 523 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:23,984 So look, just fill out this form. 524 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,942 I'll certify you both in the morning. 525 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,814 -Now will you please leave? -Yes. 526 00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,556 -My pally. Love you, buddy. -All right, Chuckie. 527 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,645 Babe, they're drunk, we can't let them drive. 528 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,995 Oh my God, we're drunk, you can't let us drive. 529 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:38,085 [scoffs] We can't let 'em on any of the furniture, they're soaking wet. 530 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:43,394 [birds chirping] 531 00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:46,136 [slow, romantic music playing] 532 00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,403 ♪ 533 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:55,624 Hi. 534 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:00,760 Yeah? 535 00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:03,066 [laughing softly] 536 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,416 ♪ 537 00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:10,509 [music stops] 538 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:11,597 Christopher. 539 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,859 Come eat your breakfast. 540 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:13,860 Okay. 541 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,864 -Just... -[grunting] 542 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,695 [Charlie] Um, thank you for... 543 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:26,263 It's a very nice house. 544 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:30,833 ♪ 545 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:38,319 It's nice out. 546 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:41,148 -Oh, there it is. -Oh, nice parking job, honey. 547 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:44,455 I'm glad I didn't hurt anyone last night. 548 00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:45,761 [Charlie] Well... 549 00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:50,287 -[Hannah] Ah, keys. -Shotgun! 550 00:25:50,331 --> 00:25:51,680 [Charlie] Sweet. 551 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,685 -There. -Okay. 552 00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,558 -Seat belt? -[Charlie] Got it. 553 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,126 [Hannah] Can we go? 554 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:04,693 -[Charlie] Let's go. -All right. 555 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,743 ♪ 556 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,795 [Charlie] Just married! Yeah! 557 00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:28,064 So, this was both your idea? 558 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,370 -Yeah. -Yeah. 559 00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:31,590 I asked and she said yes. 560 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,940 -[Hannah] I said yes. -[Charlie] Yeah, awesome. 561 00:26:33,983 --> 00:26:36,856 Well, marriage is a lot of work. 562 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,945 I know that, Mama. 563 00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:40,686 [Matt] Do you? 564 00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:44,428 -Oh my gosh, I couldn't be happier for the two of you. -Yeah. 565 00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:47,344 Thank you, Mom. Finally some positivity. 566 00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:49,390 So you're moving, right? 567 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:50,826 -Yes, I am moving out. -Yeah. 568 00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:52,219 Where are you gonna live? 569 00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:53,699 Uh, we're not sure yet. 570 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:57,572 Well I thought maybe my place in LA. Is that cool? 571 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,095 -Yeah. -[Grace] Perfect. 572 00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:00,706 Yeah, LA. 573 00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:02,490 And I also thought we could drive together. 574 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:05,188 -Have a little road trip. -Do you have a car here? 575 00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:06,755 No, it's in LA, but you-- 576 00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:08,931 Oh, I share a car with Claire, so. 577 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:13,109 Yeah, her engine blew up because she didn't put enough oil in it. 578 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:14,894 That's not actually what happened, Mom. 579 00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:17,026 It is. Cookies, everybody. 580 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,942 [noisy chattering] 581 00:27:19,986 --> 00:27:21,683 Charlie how could you possibly think... 582 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:23,946 What are you gonna do, the Lyft thing? 583 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:27,210 You were gonna be star. What happened to all those videos? 584 00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:30,649 The real conversation is-- Do you want this? Is this what you want? 585 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,781 [noisy chattering] 586 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,565 Guys, guys. Stop it! 587 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:37,394 Stop it right now! Stop it! Stop it! 588 00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:40,702 Stop it! Listen. This is a good thing. 589 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,704 I did it. I did this thing. 590 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,663 Technically, we did it. 591 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:48,405 -I'm so sorry, yes, we. -I understand, it's a new thing. 592 00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:49,711 -But we. -Yeah. 593 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:50,843 Right, we get to say we now. 594 00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:52,801 -We're a we. -We're a we. 595 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,760 Yeah, and we're happy. 596 00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:57,588 So, you guys be happy, all right? 597 00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:03,072 ♪ 598 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:13,256 ♪ 599 00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:18,827 Welcome to LA, my love. 600 00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:20,611 Let me get us a ride. 601 00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,356 Bruce! 602 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,663 ♪ 603 00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:41,545 ♪ 604 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,157 -We're in here. -Ah. 605 00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:48,465 Oh, we should do the... 606 00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:49,771 We're married, I should... 607 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,555 Oh, oh, oh God, okay. 608 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:53,644 Yeah, do you wanna try it? 609 00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:55,516 -Oh, I think I-- -Let's not. 610 00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:57,170 Should we skip it? 611 00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:58,824 Sorry, I haven't been working on my arms lately. 612 00:28:58,867 --> 00:28:59,912 All right, cool. 613 00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:02,697 Welcome. 614 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,786 All right, welcome to your house. 615 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,745 I'm sorry it's such a mess. 616 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:09,095 I wasn't expecting a wife, you know? 617 00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:13,055 Welcome. 618 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:17,277 Um, what do you think? 619 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,757 Huh? 620 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,454 Oh... Hey. 621 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:22,108 Do you wanna go to the beach? 622 00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:23,936 Like the actual beach? 623 00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:26,808 [Hannah] Yeah, first time in LA, isn't that the first thing you do? 624 00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:29,811 Um, no, it's like 20 miles away. 625 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:31,552 I've never actually been to the beach here. 626 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,336 Oh my God, really? Why? 627 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,818 It's freezing, dude. Like, you need a wet suit if you wanna go in. 628 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,080 Hell no. 629 00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:40,561 They didn't wear wet suits on Baywatch. 630 00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:43,999 That year's show was shot in Hawaii, so. 631 00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:45,044 Yeah. 632 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,569 -Hey. -[Charlie] Yeah? 633 00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,876 Remember that New Year's that we didn't 634 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,660 have any plans and hated everyone else's, 635 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,357 so we drove four hours to the beach 636 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:56,969 and went skinny-dipping and got arrested? 637 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,666 Yeah. 638 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,234 That was actually the last time I went to the beach. 639 00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:02,801 You wanna go again? 640 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:06,239 Good morrow, Charles, and congratulations to me. 641 00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:09,808 It is official, I am a licensed minister, it just came in the mail. 642 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:13,855 Best 20 bucks I've spent since I got those As Seen on TV furniture coasters. 643 00:30:13,899 --> 00:30:15,248 [Charlie] Ah, sweet. 644 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:17,728 Oh, oh, Hannah. 645 00:30:17,772 --> 00:30:21,645 This is my roommate, Bruce, and this is my wife, Hannah. 646 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:24,387 -Hi. -'Sup? 647 00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:26,825 Yeah. What are you doing today, buddy? 648 00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:29,610 Big day. Big, big, big day. 649 00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,875 [Charlie] He's so good on that thing. 650 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:35,964 -I got it, I got it. -[Bruce] You got it? 651 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:39,794 -This was great. -Ciao. 652 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,710 He's great. 653 00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:44,843 So, you wanna come chill? 654 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,194 How many bedrooms is this? 655 00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:49,891 Oh, just the one. 656 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,762 Oh, okay, but I have the bedroom area, 657 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:54,504 and Bruce, he's got the living room area. 658 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,985 We're kind of in his space right now, but... 659 00:30:57,029 --> 00:30:59,640 This is awesome, you know? 660 00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:02,599 I get to live with my best friend and my wife 661 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,384 in the same place. 662 00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,125 I always hoped that that would be possible, 663 00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:08,867 but I didn't know if that could work out, you know? 664 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,999 -Thank you, honey. -Yeah. 665 00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:13,393 [chuckles] 666 00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:16,918 Hey. You wanna go to a restaurant, get some food or somethin'? 667 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,572 Yeah. We should-- 668 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,879 I mean, what type of food do you like? 669 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:22,532 Whatever. 670 00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:26,014 All right, well, uh, what do you feel for like right now? 671 00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:27,973 Anything, I'm easy. 672 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:31,628 Cool, but do you see how, like it would be really helpful 673 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:34,457 to me if you were a little more specific? Just for-- 674 00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:37,547 We always ended up somewhere nonspecific and had a good time, right? 675 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,899 Yeah. Yeah. 676 00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:44,380 Let's, uh, let's go. 677 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,687 -Don't be mad. -I'm not mad. 678 00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:49,908 -It's the best day of my life. -[Hannah chuckles] 679 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:51,692 After you, madame. No, no, please allow me. 680 00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,563 [Hannah] Oh thank you. 681 00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:57,611 -[Hannah] Shit. -[Charlie] What? 682 00:31:57,654 --> 00:32:01,006 I forgot to tell them no tomatoes on my salad. 683 00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:04,661 Oh, shit. Um, you don't like tomatoes? 684 00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,968 No, I'm like allergic, deathly. 685 00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:09,797 -You don't remember? -Really? No. 686 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,669 No, but I do remember your favorite food. 687 00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:14,280 Nachos. 688 00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:16,325 Husband points for me. 689 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,588 Yeah, it used to be. 690 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,939 You don't-- I thought your-- Oh. 691 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,943 Hey, let's do like a getting to know you exercise. 692 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,422 Give me your phone. 693 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,511 -Straight for the phone, madame? -I won't look at texts. 694 00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:31,297 -I just wanna see your Google history. -All right. Um... 695 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,386 -I promise. -Okay, go ahead. 696 00:32:33,429 --> 00:32:35,736 -I trust you. -Okay. 697 00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:36,998 Let's see. 698 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:39,305 What have you been searching? 699 00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:44,614 "How to pass the California smog test?" 700 00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:47,008 Um... Okay. 701 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:50,272 -"Celebrities who've had late in life success." -Okay. 702 00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:53,406 -"People who achieve success over 30." -I sense a theme. 703 00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:57,584 -Stan Lee was 39 when he-- -Yeah. Yeah. 704 00:32:57,627 --> 00:33:00,500 There's still hope for me, huh? 705 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:03,024 All right, pass it over. Let me see yours. 706 00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:04,112 No. 707 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,855 No? 708 00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:12,860 Fine, I don't need to see it. 709 00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:14,905 Ask me another question. 710 00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:19,910 When's the last time you had sex? 711 00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:20,999 Oh. 712 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,654 -You really wanna know? -Mm-hm. 713 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,265 Oh, okay. 714 00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:30,095 Two weeks ago? 715 00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:38,973 You don't wanna ask me when the last time I had sex was? 716 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,670 Absolutely not. 717 00:33:40,714 --> 00:33:41,758 -Okay. -Okay. 718 00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:44,065 No. Please don't tell me. 719 00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:46,024 Let me ask you something. 720 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:47,677 Let's see. 721 00:33:47,721 --> 00:33:50,028 What do you wanna do for work? 722 00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,855 I don't really know. 723 00:33:51,899 --> 00:33:55,511 I used to be in pharmaceutical sales, but, now, it's not what I want-- 724 00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:57,296 Why are you laughing? 725 00:33:57,339 --> 00:34:00,081 Um, nothing, it's just, 726 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:03,345 every like hot girl in my college studied pharmaceutical sales 727 00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:06,218 if she wanted to marry a doctor, you know? 728 00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:08,089 -Oh. -All right. 729 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:09,873 -[Hannah] Thank you. -So for sauces, 730 00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:12,311 we have lemon aioli, mesquite barbecue-- 731 00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:17,055 Oh my God, you're gonna have to roll me out on a stretcher with these fries. 732 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,013 And jalapeno mustard. 733 00:34:20,319 --> 00:34:22,277 Actually, make that two stretchers please. 734 00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:25,454 'Cause, you know, we're married now, so I wanna, I wanna roll out with her. 735 00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:28,109 We roll deep, I would say. 736 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:29,328 [Waiter] Okay. 737 00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:33,245 [Charlie] Bon appetit, my love. 738 00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:36,204 Oh, anyway, I do have a lot of savings, so I just thought 739 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:39,686 I'd skate for a while and see what happens. 740 00:34:39,729 --> 00:34:43,516 Would you like to like, just run off to Mexico? 741 00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,126 -[Hannah] What? -No, look. 742 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,172 We could like live on a beach and sell things. 743 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:49,304 Um, why Mexico? 744 00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,959 Well, I mean you speak Spanish, and then I kind of-- 745 00:34:52,002 --> 00:34:55,397 I don't speak Spanish. Why would I speak Spanish? 746 00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:58,748 But you lived in Spain for like two years. 747 00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:01,273 Yeah, but everyone there speaks English too. 748 00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:02,970 Like for a second, I thought that you would 749 00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:05,146 be too busy reading The Alchemist to remember 750 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:07,235 your white privilege, but gracias. 751 00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:10,412 Yeah. No, totally. I mean, at least I left the state. 752 00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:13,459 Did you also go to India by any chance? 753 00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:15,722 You know, really find yourself, enlightenment. 754 00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:17,027 No, I mean, you know, 755 00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:18,551 I had experiences, I made mistakes 756 00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:19,856 and then I became a grown-up. 757 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:22,163 And when you do that, you'll also be able 758 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:23,773 to share those things. 759 00:35:23,817 --> 00:35:25,427 Wow. 760 00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:27,821 Actually, well played. 761 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:30,171 Don't worry, I don't want a big ring or anything. 762 00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:32,826 I'm not like that kind of adult. 763 00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:35,176 Yeah, like a wedding ring? 764 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:38,048 Yeah, I mean, to be clear, I do want a ring. 765 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:40,703 Just not like a big one. 766 00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:43,576 Why would you want-- You hate jewelry. 767 00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:45,795 People change. 768 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:49,190 No they don't, I mean, not really. 769 00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:53,107 Yeah, actually, they do. But... 770 00:36:00,462 --> 00:36:03,248 What the hell are you wearing? 771 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,597 My PJs. 772 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,252 Yeah, but like, it's our wedding night. 773 00:36:07,295 --> 00:36:09,210 You look like you just had a baby, 774 00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:10,516 like a big one. 775 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:12,213 Yeah, well you're wearing a T-shirt. 776 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:13,606 A muscle T-shirt. 777 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:15,999 I'm not showing you mine until you show me yours. 778 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,740 -Oh, is that how it works, then? -Mm-hmm. 779 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:19,220 Well, I've got something to show you then. 780 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:22,180 I didn't know-- Come here. Come here, yeah. 781 00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:24,225 All right, it's a secret, so I gotta tell you real close. 782 00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:27,185 -[Hannah laughing] -[Charlie] What? 783 00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:29,883 Oh hey. Sorry. Gotta go TT. 784 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:34,540 Hi. 785 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,021 It's a one bathroom. 786 00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,330 Sorry, I'll be quick. 787 00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:44,027 -[Hannah] Great. -Great. 788 00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:47,205 [Bruce] Oh. 789 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,990 Hey. Dosey-doe, my lady. 790 00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:54,777 [whispers] Clementine. She makes hemp soap. 791 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:56,257 [whispers] You love that soap. 792 00:36:56,301 --> 00:36:58,128 I think she could be the one. 793 00:36:58,172 --> 00:37:00,000 Really happy for you dude. 794 00:37:00,043 --> 00:37:01,306 Oh, there she is. 795 00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:02,611 Hi, nice to meet you. 796 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,047 -It was nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 797 00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:05,658 [Bruce] Those PJs, really good PJs. 798 00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:07,703 Have a good night, thank you. 799 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:08,965 [laughing] 800 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,924 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 801 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,796 I can't do it, Chuckie. 802 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,363 Please don't say that, Hannah. 803 00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:18,192 I can't. There is no room for me here. 804 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,846 Yeah, but I'll make room. 805 00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:22,892 I'll do it, like, I'll make, 806 00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:26,331 just, we gotta give it a shot, you know? 807 00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:29,856 I know actually. 808 00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:31,727 You see, there's this rule in life-- 809 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:33,555 it's been that way for generations-- 810 00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:35,470 that if a man writes you a song, you can't leave him. 811 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:41,259 ♪ It was a cold, cold day, a cold, cold night ♪ 812 00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:44,218 ♪ When Hannah wanted to say goodbye ♪ 813 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,872 ♪ But I said, Hannah, don't leave ♪ 814 00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:47,482 ♪ Hannah, won't you stay? 815 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,919 ♪ 'Cause if you don't, I'll probably wind up gay ♪ 816 00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,269 ♪ I'm close enough already 817 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:52,922 ♪ And that's just fine 818 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:56,317 ♪ But I really wanna make you mine ♪ 819 00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:57,884 ♪ Not that there's anything wrong with that ♪ 820 00:37:57,927 --> 00:37:59,320 All right, all right, you've done enough. 821 00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:02,062 -You've done enough. -Oh man, every time. 822 00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:03,846 -[Hannah] Oh yeah. -[Charlie] Give me some space. 823 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,326 -You're such a nerd. -Am I, really? 824 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,806 [Hannah] Yeah. 825 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,636 [Hannah] Oh, um... 826 00:38:10,679 --> 00:38:12,333 No, ow. 827 00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:14,814 -Okay, wait. -Why? That feels... 828 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:17,120 No. Sorry. 829 00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:18,731 Sorry, it just didn't feel good. 830 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:20,341 I thought it would feel better. 831 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:22,691 I should've asked you. Okay, so... 832 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,693 We can figure this out, right? 833 00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:26,347 So what do you like? 834 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:29,350 I'm sorry. I know some of this just takes time. 835 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,874 Well, it wouldn't take time if you just tell me what you like. 836 00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:35,182 I don't care, like, you can tell me anything. 837 00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:37,489 Okay. 838 00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:40,361 Well, um, I guess the first thing you need to know 839 00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:43,408 is that I actually don't orgasm any way 840 00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:46,454 -except through oral. -[chuckles] 841 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:49,327 Oh, I'm sorry. 842 00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:53,026 You don't come from sex? 843 00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:56,464 No, it's actually pretty common. 844 00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:59,162 No. Not for any of my exes it wasn't. 845 00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:03,819 Well, like 70% of women don't come 846 00:39:03,863 --> 00:39:06,779 through intercourse, so, that's unlikely. 847 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:10,783 I don't know, 'cause that really hasn't been my experience, you know? 848 00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:12,915 Just mine personally, you know? 849 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:16,919 But I'm saying it probably has been your experience, you just haven't noticed. 850 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:21,271 How can you insult me in bed while you haven't even tried me. 851 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:23,535 Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. 852 00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:26,886 But, you know, you asked. 853 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:30,977 No, I'm sorry. You know what? Um... 854 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,892 These things probably do take time, right? 855 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:35,808 So let's just try another day. 856 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:42,902 Just, I'm kind of tired, and it's kind of hard to-- 857 00:39:42,945 --> 00:39:45,426 Yeah, fine, me too. 858 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:46,819 [Charlie] So, yeah. 859 00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:53,173 Do you really not have a second pillow? 860 00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:58,483 Here, honey. 861 00:39:58,526 --> 00:40:02,574 -I didn't wanna take-- -I'm saying here, all right? 862 00:40:02,617 --> 00:40:04,445 -Thank you. -[Charlie] You're welcome. 863 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:06,578 -It's generous. -God... 864 00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:15,456 [Charlie] Good night. 865 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,937 -Do you not have a top sheet? -[Charlie] Seriously? 866 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,417 ♪ 867 00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:24,857 Sorry, I keep forgetting my toothbrush. 868 00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:27,033 Are you sure it's okay that I'm using yours? 869 00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:28,730 Yeah, no worries. Go nuts. 870 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:37,957 Hey, why is there only one toothbrush in this bathroom? 871 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,742 -What do you mean? -I mean, where's Bruce's? 872 00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,485 -[groans] -Oh! 873 00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:47,140 -Oh, you got the... -[muttering] 874 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,534 No, there. 875 00:40:51,884 --> 00:40:53,451 [Charlie] Why am I doing this? 876 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,326 Aah, that burns. 877 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:01,546 Charlie, your wife is here. 878 00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:03,678 -Oh yeah. What? Hey. -Hi! 879 00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:05,245 -Look at this. -[Charlie] I know. 880 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:07,421 -You're at work. Hi. -Yeah. 881 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,988 This is great. 882 00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:10,772 Yeah, it's a gym, you know. 883 00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:12,295 What are you doing here? 884 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:14,602 Oh, I just needed to run errands and I don't have a car. 885 00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:17,083 -Can I borrow yours? Great. -Oh yeah, sure. 886 00:41:17,126 --> 00:41:19,041 -It's out there. -Great. 887 00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:22,349 Um, shit, you know what? Yeah. 888 00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:25,395 You could join the gym, and I could personal train you. 889 00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:27,441 We can do, like, couples do things. 890 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:30,836 Oh, I'm, uh... Maybe tomorrow? 891 00:41:30,879 --> 00:41:33,621 -Yeah, yeah, another time. -After, when I get settled. 892 00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:36,842 -The thing, okay, cool. -Okay. Fine. 893 00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,800 -[Hannah] Okay, buh-bye. -Bye ya. 894 00:41:38,844 --> 00:41:41,020 [clatters] 895 00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:42,456 Your wife? 896 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,327 -Yeah. -You got married? 897 00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:47,461 Yeah, it's actually a super long story. 898 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,637 It's actually not very long at all. 899 00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:53,336 I got married, and that's my wife. 900 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,600 No, no, dude. 901 00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:57,384 We were just casual. 902 00:41:57,427 --> 00:41:58,559 We never had the talk. 903 00:41:58,603 --> 00:41:59,865 Yo, you got married? 904 00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:01,649 You got married? 905 00:42:01,693 --> 00:42:02,998 Good luck with that, bro. 906 00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:04,478 Yeah, good luck with that, bro. 907 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,567 -All right, thanks guys. -[Logan] Get her car, man. 908 00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:08,264 And her own bathroom. 909 00:42:08,308 --> 00:42:10,484 [Man] And tell her when she wakes up in the morning 910 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,573 without makeup, she's beautiful. 911 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:13,792 Great, great, great. 912 00:42:13,835 --> 00:42:15,533 I'll keep that in mind, guys, thank you. 913 00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:16,925 Hey, we try. 914 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:24,237 Um... All right. 915 00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:27,501 [sputtering] 916 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,550 Bruce. 917 00:42:34,464 --> 00:42:37,642 ♪ 918 00:42:56,486 --> 00:42:58,358 Um... 919 00:42:58,401 --> 00:42:59,664 [Charlie mutters] 920 00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:03,406 Can I help you, man? 921 00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:04,582 Uh, yeah. 922 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,192 Yeah, actually. 923 00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:08,629 I wanna make a mix tape for a lady. 924 00:43:08,673 --> 00:43:09,978 A playlist? 925 00:43:10,022 --> 00:43:12,241 No, no, dude, like I wanna take an actual cassette 926 00:43:12,285 --> 00:43:14,417 and put a bunch of like old punk bands on it. 927 00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:16,768 Like, I wanna take the CD and the CD player 928 00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:18,596 and then just burn it into a tape. 929 00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:20,685 Remember how we used to do that? That was sick. 930 00:43:20,728 --> 00:43:23,383 Cassette tapes and CDs are done, bro. 931 00:43:23,426 --> 00:43:26,734 Yeah. Yeah, but you sell records. 932 00:43:28,997 --> 00:43:30,912 This is how we do it here, man. 933 00:43:30,956 --> 00:43:32,653 If you wanna live in the past, 934 00:43:32,697 --> 00:43:35,787 you have to live past-er than what you're looking for. 935 00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:43,011 ♪ 936 00:43:43,055 --> 00:43:44,491 Um, excuse me. 937 00:43:45,884 --> 00:43:47,320 Um, sorry. 938 00:43:47,363 --> 00:43:50,062 -Hello, no, no, no. Sir, um... -[Hannah] Hey, Chuckie. 939 00:43:50,105 --> 00:43:52,717 Hey. What's with all the stuff? 940 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,329 My stuff-- my mom sent a bunch of my stuff and furniture and... 941 00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,766 Yeah. Yeah, but I already have a bed. 942 00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:02,683 -In my bedroom. -Yeah, but I do, too, and it's super comfy, I promise. 943 00:44:02,727 --> 00:44:06,600 -Yeah, okay, whatever. We'll figure it out, right? -Okay. 944 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,471 Oh, there's a bicycle, too. Sweet. 945 00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:11,649 Hey, excuse me. Can you, um, maybe here? 946 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:16,610 I don't think we should have a TV in our bedroom. 947 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,743 But I like TV. 948 00:44:18,786 --> 00:44:20,570 I've always had a TV in my bedroom. 949 00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:24,052 Yeah, but now I'm here. I m mean never watched TV together. 950 00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:26,141 We always had too much fun talking. 951 00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:28,187 [toilet flushing] 952 00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:30,145 Hey, Bruce. 953 00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:33,801 -You want that TV? -Yep. 954 00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:35,934 -No, it's my TV. -It'll be right outside. 955 00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,283 Catya? 956 00:44:37,326 --> 00:44:39,111 He doesn't need two TVs out there. 957 00:44:39,154 --> 00:44:40,547 Yes, babe? 958 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:42,854 -[Bruce] Give me a hand with this TV, babe. -Sure. 959 00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:45,160 Hi, I'm Catya. 960 00:44:45,204 --> 00:44:46,596 Hi, Catya. 961 00:44:47,597 --> 00:44:49,730 [Bruce] Okay. 962 00:44:49,774 --> 00:44:52,690 Can you watch out with the, the right leg. 963 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:54,648 -Thank you. -[Catya] Nice to meet you guys. 964 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,695 [Bruce] I think she may be the one. 965 00:45:00,045 --> 00:45:04,571 Right, I'm gonna go to the coffee shop real quick. 966 00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:07,008 Are they even open this late? 967 00:45:07,052 --> 00:45:10,142 [Charlie] Yeah, till midnight. 968 00:45:10,185 --> 00:45:13,623 ♪ 969 00:45:19,978 --> 00:45:21,762 Hey. What's up? 970 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,372 Oh hey. 971 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:24,852 [Hannah] What you been doin'? 972 00:45:24,896 --> 00:45:26,506 Big day. 973 00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:29,161 Big, big, big huge day. 974 00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:30,771 Huge day. 975 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:32,947 [exhales] Big day. 976 00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:34,819 What are you up to in my room? 977 00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:37,038 Oh, yeah, I'm sor-- I keep forgetting. 978 00:45:37,082 --> 00:45:39,214 I'm sorry. Here. 979 00:45:39,258 --> 00:45:42,652 [Bruce] Oh, no problemo, me quarto es su quarto. 980 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,483 How was your dia? 981 00:45:47,527 --> 00:45:49,703 [Hannah] Uh, good. Yeah, really good. 982 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,488 Just... hangin'. 983 00:45:57,972 --> 00:45:59,757 Do you want me to throw anything in for you? 984 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,846 [Hannah] No, I'm good. 985 00:46:07,503 --> 00:46:09,854 Hey, I meant to say something. 986 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:12,726 You guys don't have any dishes or anything. 987 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:13,901 Yeah. 988 00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:16,599 So we don't have to do dishes. 989 00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:19,907 Cool. What is that, by the way? 990 00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:22,127 Dinner. 991 00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:23,519 Are you hungry? 992 00:46:23,563 --> 00:46:24,825 That's okay, thank you. 993 00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:26,087 Cool. 994 00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:30,700 So yeah, I was gonna go out. 995 00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:33,181 I got some stuff to do. 996 00:46:33,225 --> 00:46:35,967 So, I will leave you alone. 997 00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:46,847 ♪ 998 00:46:50,155 --> 00:46:51,809 [Charlie] Bam. 999 00:46:51,852 --> 00:46:53,288 Burrito time. 1000 00:46:53,332 --> 00:46:55,116 -[Bruce] Hey, we're back. -[Charlie] Heyo, hey man. 1001 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,726 You want a burrito? 1002 00:46:56,770 --> 00:46:58,163 Uh, I'm good. 1003 00:47:01,906 --> 00:47:03,559 Whose dog is this? 1004 00:47:03,603 --> 00:47:07,041 Your bird, I picked him up at the park today. 1005 00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:09,870 Like to stay with us? No. 1006 00:47:09,914 --> 00:47:11,176 Dude, we can't have a dog, man. 1007 00:47:11,219 --> 00:47:13,613 We literally, the rules, we can't have a dog. 1008 00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:14,919 Charles, we were never gonna get 1009 00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:17,399 our security deposit back anyway. 1010 00:47:17,443 --> 00:47:19,010 Now we've got a dog. 1011 00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:20,968 I don't want a dog. 1012 00:47:23,275 --> 00:47:26,017 ♪ 1013 00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:35,330 -[Hannah] Hey, Chuckie. -[Matt] What's up, bro? 1014 00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:37,724 -Bicycle. -Look who came to visit. 1015 00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:40,335 -[sputters] -Yeah. Pfft. 1016 00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:41,902 [laughing] 1017 00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:43,121 Oh, hey man. 1018 00:47:43,164 --> 00:47:45,340 What, uh... 1019 00:47:45,384 --> 00:47:48,691 Where's the little, Eleanor? 1020 00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:51,477 Oh, she's got a couple conferences. 1021 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,044 Road trip. 1022 00:47:55,873 --> 00:48:00,834 Man, I love you, but it's kind of not a lot of space in there right now. 1023 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,663 -Yeah. -The place is not really baby proof either. 1024 00:48:03,706 --> 00:48:06,274 -Sure. -It's actually really, really unsafe for a child. 1025 00:48:06,318 --> 00:48:10,017 You know, studies show that most men don't like their wives 1026 00:48:10,061 --> 00:48:13,673 and most wives don't like their babies. 1027 00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:15,718 Food for thought. 1028 00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:17,938 ♪ 1029 00:48:17,982 --> 00:48:19,070 Thank you. 1030 00:48:19,113 --> 00:48:21,028 I'll trade ya. Oops... 1031 00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:22,464 -All right. -All right. 1032 00:48:22,508 --> 00:48:23,944 [Delivery Man] Thank you. 1033 00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:26,425 -[Charlie] Hey, honey. -[Hannah] Hi. 1034 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:27,905 [Charlie] What is this? 1035 00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:31,821 This, I believe is... 1036 00:48:33,432 --> 00:48:34,781 dishes. 1037 00:48:34,824 --> 00:48:36,957 No, you have to put these away. 1038 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:38,654 -You can't let Bruce see it. -I'll put 'em away. 1039 00:48:38,698 --> 00:48:39,960 Just, whoa. 1040 00:48:40,004 --> 00:48:41,657 [Hannah] I'll put 'em away in the kitchen. 1041 00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:43,877 -[Charlie] Just put 'em back in. -[Hannah] Okay. 1042 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,531 ♪ 1043 00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:48,882 Dishes. 1044 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,928 It wasn't... 1045 00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,668 It wasn't my... 1046 00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,932 I'm gonna put them in the kitchen and start to put them away. 1047 00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:57,760 -Nope, I got it. -You got it? Okay. 1048 00:48:57,804 --> 00:48:59,153 That just... 1049 00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:01,982 Honey, don't show everybody the goods. 1050 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:04,898 Um, here, let me just, here, I got this. 1051 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:07,292 All right. Just... 1052 00:49:07,335 --> 00:49:09,163 It's heavy, right? It's not just me. 1053 00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:10,991 -No. -[Hannah] All right. 1054 00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:12,297 Go ahead. 1055 00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:14,342 Can you unpack? 1056 00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:16,344 -Oh. I... -[Charlie] Are you serious? 1057 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:23,656 -[Bruce] Woo. -Hey. 1058 00:49:23,699 --> 00:49:26,920 I didn't ask last time, but why? 1059 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,574 Why do you do that? 1060 00:49:28,617 --> 00:49:30,489 It freezes the bacteria so my clothes don't smell. 1061 00:49:30,532 --> 00:49:32,752 You still have to wash them sometimes, man. 1062 00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:34,101 [Bruce] Nonsense. 1063 00:49:34,145 --> 00:49:35,668 That's awesome. 1064 00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:39,280 [Charlie] Juice... 1065 00:49:40,716 --> 00:49:42,414 Can you help me? 1066 00:49:42,457 --> 00:49:45,025 What are you... What are you doing? 1067 00:49:45,069 --> 00:49:47,245 Don't do that. Don't do that. 1068 00:49:47,288 --> 00:49:49,073 -[Matt] Keep it open. -Oh. 1069 00:49:55,427 --> 00:49:58,038 I'm just gonna unpack these. 1070 00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:05,045 [Hannah] Good night, everyone. 1071 00:50:05,089 --> 00:50:06,786 -[groans] -Mm. 1072 00:50:09,093 --> 00:50:13,662 -[dog barks] -[Barry crying] 1073 00:50:13,706 --> 00:50:17,144 -Where are you going? -I forgot something at the coffee shop. 1074 00:50:18,537 --> 00:50:21,670 [Barry crying] 1075 00:50:26,849 --> 00:50:29,156 Golfing with Bruce the First in the morning, you down? 1076 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,984 -Hell yeah. -[game controllers clicking] 1077 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,768 Good, good. 1078 00:50:32,812 --> 00:50:36,946 Hey, so you haven't said anything about my lady. 1079 00:50:36,990 --> 00:50:38,948 I'm a minimalist, Charles, you know this. 1080 00:50:38,992 --> 00:50:41,125 Right, but it's a pretty big deal that I have a girl here. 1081 00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:43,040 Yes, but I do not believe in marriage. 1082 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,389 Only divorce. 1083 00:50:44,432 --> 00:50:45,694 Right, but what does either thing 1084 00:50:45,738 --> 00:50:48,262 have to do with being a minimalist? 1085 00:50:48,306 --> 00:50:49,959 [sighs] 1086 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,961 You see it matters not how one comes to own 1087 00:50:52,005 --> 00:50:54,834 next to nothing, only that one gets there. 1088 00:50:54,877 --> 00:50:56,923 -Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching. -Good. 1089 00:50:58,229 --> 00:51:00,100 And that's it. 1090 00:51:00,144 --> 00:51:02,581 Dude, but I married my best friend. 1091 00:51:02,624 --> 00:51:04,931 Like, isn't that what people want to do with their lives? 1092 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:07,020 You did not marry your best friend. 1093 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,544 It's impossible that every married person is married to their best friend. 1094 00:51:09,588 --> 00:51:11,981 Case in point, I am your best friend, not her. 1095 00:51:12,025 --> 00:51:14,245 Besides, have you looked at your bird's book collection? 1096 00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:16,160 -She has all the Bukowskis man. -All of 'em. 1097 00:51:16,203 --> 00:51:18,292 -Yeah, I love that about her. -Not a good thing. 1098 00:51:18,336 --> 00:51:21,339 You should know better than to get involved with a girl who's too into Bukowski. 1099 00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:27,301 -Hey guys. -Oh, hey. 1100 00:51:27,345 --> 00:51:31,131 -Hey, where's Barry? -Built her a crib. 1101 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:34,003 -[Barry babbling] -Oh. 1102 00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:35,353 Hey, um, Chuckie. 1103 00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:37,616 Wanna come talk to me in the bedroom for a second? 1104 00:51:37,659 --> 00:51:39,226 -Right now? Okay. -Don't, don't. 1105 00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:41,315 -Sorry. I'm sorry. -Don't. 1106 00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:43,361 -'Cause we're in the middle. -[Charlie] I know, but, sorry. 1107 00:51:43,404 --> 00:51:45,145 -[Hannah] Sorry, Bruce. -[Charlie] Wife. 1108 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:46,886 -I have a wife. -[sighs] 1109 00:51:46,929 --> 00:51:48,540 All right. 1110 00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:51,673 -I see a bow. -Mm-hmm. 1111 00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:55,199 What? 1112 00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:58,158 Oh wow. 1113 00:51:58,202 --> 00:51:59,594 I, uh... 1114 00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:01,030 I know you're a little short on cash, 1115 00:52:01,074 --> 00:52:03,903 so I thought I could help you out. 1116 00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:06,035 You could also teach me how to play guitar. 1117 00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:08,037 I could pay you for that. 1118 00:52:08,081 --> 00:52:09,517 I've always wanted to learn. 1119 00:52:09,561 --> 00:52:11,998 -You'd want to give me money to...? -Yeah. 1120 00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:14,827 -What do you think? -Well, thank you, yeah. 1121 00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:17,830 -No, it's, really thoughtful. -Oh, one more. 1122 00:52:17,873 --> 00:52:19,440 -There you go. -You got it? 1123 00:52:20,789 --> 00:52:21,964 Oh, cool. 1124 00:52:24,097 --> 00:52:25,359 [strumming] 1125 00:52:25,403 --> 00:52:26,752 Thank you. 1126 00:52:26,795 --> 00:52:28,710 You're welcome. 1127 00:52:28,754 --> 00:52:29,885 Hey. 1128 00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:33,280 I love you. 1129 00:52:34,890 --> 00:52:36,327 You don't have to say that right now. 1130 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:40,026 I just, you know, say it when you feel it. 1131 00:52:42,855 --> 00:52:47,729 -Thank, um... -Thank you's fine. 1132 00:52:47,773 --> 00:52:50,297 You know, sir, Hannah's the first girl I ever loved. 1133 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:51,864 And now she's back in my life. 1134 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:54,214 Which I think says something about her. 1135 00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:55,868 Or not much about all the girls you've 1136 00:52:55,911 --> 00:52:57,217 gotten to know since. 1137 00:52:57,261 --> 00:52:59,654 No, no, no, no we used to stand for something. 1138 00:52:59,698 --> 00:53:01,308 Nice shot. 1139 00:53:01,352 --> 00:53:03,223 We rebelled against the establishment. 1140 00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:05,312 Well, you kids had to invent things to rebel against 1141 00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:07,314 'cause you had too much time on your hands. 1142 00:53:07,358 --> 00:53:09,838 And the baton continues to be passed, Gramps. 1143 00:53:09,882 --> 00:53:11,840 Kids today will never understand what we had to go through 1144 00:53:11,884 --> 00:53:13,320 just to watch porn. 1145 00:53:13,364 --> 00:53:15,235 Oh, the dark ages. 1146 00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:18,107 My grandparents married because life was 1147 00:53:18,151 --> 00:53:20,197 too unbearable to go it alone. 1148 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,982 This notion of love and marriage came from the Renaissance, 1149 00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:26,028 back when artists had time and money to sit around 1150 00:53:26,072 --> 00:53:29,554 and jerk off and write songs and paint. 1151 00:53:29,597 --> 00:53:31,556 Ah, history is so cool. 1152 00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:33,993 [Bruce the First] Yeah, well, you kids are fuckin' it up. 1153 00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:36,213 [ball clatters] 1154 00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:38,911 [Bruce] Boom goes the dynamite. 1155 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:42,480 But the marijuana has gotten better, 1156 00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:43,959 I'll give you kids that. 1157 00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:45,265 -Thank you. -Oh yeah. 1158 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:48,660 Yep, you're welcome there, Bruce the First. 1159 00:53:50,139 --> 00:53:52,664 Do you have any? Like right now? 1160 00:53:52,707 --> 00:53:54,274 [Bruce the First] Am I holding? No. 1161 00:53:57,277 --> 00:54:00,106 That was really nice hanging out with Bruce the First. Thanks for the invite. 1162 00:54:00,149 --> 00:54:01,890 -BTF, love him. -Yeah. 1163 00:54:03,022 --> 00:54:04,806 How long ago did his wife pass? 1164 00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:06,852 -The first lady? -Yeah. 1165 00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:10,159 Eight years. 1166 00:54:10,203 --> 00:54:12,684 -I bet you they were awesome together, huh? -Oh, shit. 1167 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:15,295 Man, they loved the crap out of each other. 1168 00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:16,992 She was pretty hot, too. 1169 00:54:17,036 --> 00:54:19,691 -That's your grandmother... -For being my grandma, yeah. 1170 00:54:19,734 --> 00:54:23,042 -...that you're speaking of. -I know, objectively, though. 1171 00:54:23,085 --> 00:54:26,306 It's been all right since she's been gone, but not quite the same. 1172 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:28,656 I don't know, man, sometimes it seems nice 1173 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:30,571 to have a little alone time, you know? 1174 00:54:30,615 --> 00:54:32,834 I don't think when you're that old. 1175 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:35,315 I don't know, we used to do a really good job 1176 00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,970 of growing old together. 1177 00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:41,016 I don't know what we're gonna do now. 1178 00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:42,148 Well... 1179 00:54:44,498 --> 00:54:46,065 There you go. 1180 00:54:52,027 --> 00:54:53,290 Oh shit, sweet. 1181 00:55:03,387 --> 00:55:04,779 Hannah? 1182 00:55:04,823 --> 00:55:06,303 -Hannah? -In here! 1183 00:55:07,347 --> 00:55:08,696 Hey, honey. 1184 00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:12,178 Oh man, I wish you wouldn't eat in the bed because 1185 00:55:12,221 --> 00:55:13,832 we might get roaches. 1186 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:15,399 Okay. 1187 00:55:15,442 --> 00:55:16,835 -How was your day? -Good. 1188 00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:18,489 I actually, I found out that one of my friends 1189 00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:21,753 from college lives here now, so I'm gonna see her tomorrow. 1190 00:55:21,796 --> 00:55:24,321 And somebody's all set up in LA now. 1191 00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:26,323 [Hannah] Oh yeah. 1192 00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:28,194 I got you something. 1193 00:55:29,195 --> 00:55:30,849 [gasping] What? 1194 00:55:30,892 --> 00:55:34,374 Best husband in the world award. 1195 00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:36,245 I hope you like it. 1196 00:55:36,289 --> 00:55:38,422 -You're so nice. -No, no, whatever. 1197 00:55:41,686 --> 00:55:43,470 What did you get me? 1198 00:55:45,559 --> 00:55:49,084 Yoga pants. You always are lounging around in your sweatpants, 1199 00:55:49,128 --> 00:55:52,131 so I figured these are snugger and a little cuter and, you know. 1200 00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:55,047 -Yoga pants. -Thanks. 1201 00:55:57,832 --> 00:55:59,399 I love you. 1202 00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:01,401 [laughing] 1203 00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:03,229 It's an amazing day, huh? 1204 00:56:03,272 --> 00:56:04,317 Great day. 1205 00:56:05,536 --> 00:56:07,538 I cannot believe you're here. 1206 00:56:07,581 --> 00:56:09,409 How's David? 1207 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:13,195 -We're, uh, we're not really. -Got ya. 1208 00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,763 You can totally keep that towel set I got you. 1209 00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:18,070 Thanks. That's generous. 1210 00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:20,464 Um, yeah, I'm actually, I'm married to someone 1211 00:56:20,507 --> 00:56:23,031 I went to high school with. I recently remarried. 1212 00:56:23,075 --> 00:56:25,294 Oh, sweet. 1213 00:56:25,338 --> 00:56:27,296 You married someone your own age? 1214 00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:29,255 Yeah, why? 1215 00:56:29,298 --> 00:56:32,867 This is LA, it's just that it's unusual. Just a little bit. 1216 00:56:32,911 --> 00:56:34,782 It's just really, really hard to keep up 1217 00:56:34,826 --> 00:56:37,219 unless you're married to someone who's at least 15 years older than you. 1218 00:56:37,263 --> 00:56:39,613 -Why? -Because you look terrible in pictures. 1219 00:56:39,657 --> 00:56:41,223 It lasts forever. 1220 00:56:41,267 --> 00:56:43,051 Well, you do know about the arm thing, though, right? 1221 00:56:43,095 --> 00:56:45,880 -[Hannah] What arm thing? -Yeah, well the, the arm thing. 1222 00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:48,317 Are you not doing that in photos? 1223 00:56:48,361 --> 00:56:50,450 No, is that? 1224 00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:52,713 -It's really easy to pick up. -Thank you. 1225 00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:55,455 Ugh. I didn't know I was doing it wrong. 1226 00:56:55,499 --> 00:56:57,414 But we gotta work on those 11s. 1227 00:56:57,457 --> 00:57:00,417 -What's an 11? -That furrow. 1228 00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:02,680 -Oh, my forehead? -No, don't! 1229 00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:06,466 -Don't touch your face. -Oh my God, why am I not supposed to touch my face? 1230 00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:10,122 -Never too early to start on that neck. -Never, never. 1231 00:57:10,165 --> 00:57:11,776 Is there something wrong with my neck? 1232 00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:14,343 No, just the same thing that's wrong with everyone's neck. 1233 00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:17,782 Well, you know, I'm just to the kind of girl who does Botox. 1234 00:57:17,825 --> 00:57:19,827 -Why not? -[Hannah] My husband would hate it. 1235 00:57:19,871 --> 00:57:22,047 Oh. I doubt that. 1236 00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:24,832 No, really, he's... 1237 00:57:26,617 --> 00:57:28,140 He did get me yoga pants. 1238 00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:29,794 Oh, exactly. 1239 00:57:29,837 --> 00:57:32,884 He's basically asking you to try harder. 1240 00:57:32,927 --> 00:57:34,538 Wow. 1241 00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:37,366 But honey... Look, don't worry about it. 1242 00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:40,413 If he can't handle you at your worst... 1243 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:45,462 [All] He doesn't deserve you at your best. 1244 00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:48,769 I can't cheers to that. I'm sorry, did you quote Marilyn Monroe? 1245 00:57:48,813 --> 00:57:51,642 -Yeah. -Well, don't you think that's part of the problem? 1246 00:57:51,685 --> 00:57:55,907 Like, maybe if she, like, had a man who didn't 1247 00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:59,476 put up with her pill popping, she'd still be alive? 1248 00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:02,217 No. 1249 00:58:02,261 --> 00:58:05,960 That's a rose-colored glasses kind of a thought. 1250 00:58:06,004 --> 00:58:08,180 [chuckling] Cute. 1251 00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:10,530 Honey, what happened? 1252 00:58:10,574 --> 00:58:13,446 -What happened? -I got Botox. 1253 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,622 -You got Botox? -Yeah. 1254 00:58:16,710 --> 00:58:18,495 Um... 1255 00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:20,540 My face is ruined. 1256 00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:22,020 No, it's not bad. 1257 00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:23,543 Ruined is a really strong word. 1258 00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:24,892 You just can't laugh. 1259 00:58:24,936 --> 00:58:26,633 Or smile. 1260 00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:29,114 But you haven't been much of that anyways, so. 1261 00:58:30,463 --> 00:58:32,204 Hey. 1262 00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:35,076 Hey, where's Barry? 1263 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,601 [giggles] 1264 00:58:40,299 --> 00:58:41,343 Uh... 1265 00:58:43,128 --> 00:58:45,478 Were you guys smoking weed in here? 1266 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,784 [laughing] 1267 00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:49,874 -[Hannah] Just a little bit. -You guys... 1268 00:58:49,917 --> 00:58:53,573 You hot-boxed the living room with a baby in it? 1269 00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:55,053 [whispers] Shh. She's sleeping. 1270 00:58:55,096 --> 00:58:58,578 No, no, no. I pulled her outside. 1271 00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,754 I'm sorry. 1272 00:59:00,798 --> 00:59:03,627 All right, cool, that's, that's what it takes to make you smile. 1273 00:59:03,670 --> 00:59:05,672 That's great. That's rich. 1274 00:59:05,716 --> 00:59:07,326 -[Hannah] I'm not laughing at you. -It's okay. 1275 00:59:07,369 --> 00:59:10,372 -It was medicinal. The Botox-- -Yeah, yeah, I got it. 1276 00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:13,071 Just gonna be in my room, all right? 1277 00:59:13,114 --> 00:59:14,463 [groans] 1278 00:59:18,119 --> 00:59:19,643 That's it. 1279 00:59:22,689 --> 00:59:24,604 We're gonna get really adult up in here. 1280 00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:26,301 Who's excited? Me! 1281 00:59:26,345 --> 00:59:28,260 I am. Okay? 1282 00:59:28,303 --> 00:59:29,696 Let me break this down. 1283 00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:32,438 There's currently four and a half people living here, 1284 00:59:32,481 --> 00:59:34,875 and the place is a fucking mess. 1285 00:59:34,919 --> 00:59:36,268 So, sweetheart. 1286 00:59:38,313 --> 00:59:39,924 Would you like... 1287 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:43,231 trash duty, 1288 00:59:43,275 --> 00:59:45,625 Sunday or Monday? Hmm? 1289 00:59:45,669 --> 00:59:47,235 Monday or Sunday? 1290 00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:48,976 Chuckie, I'm your wife, I'm not roommate. 1291 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:51,196 You can't put me on like some chores list. 1292 00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:52,719 Seriously? 1293 00:59:52,763 --> 00:59:55,374 Because so far, I can't tell the difference. 1294 00:59:58,029 --> 00:59:59,683 Monday it is. Congratulations. 1295 00:59:59,726 --> 01:00:02,555 You've got trash and dish duty on Mondays. 1296 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:05,776 You my friend, are gonna check into a hotel. Tonight. 1297 01:00:05,819 --> 01:00:08,605 And you're gonna stop smoking weed around your child, do you understand me? 1298 01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:10,432 Ooh, and that. 1299 01:00:10,476 --> 01:00:12,043 That piece of richness right here. 1300 01:00:12,086 --> 01:00:13,697 Sorry, honey. Sorry. 1301 01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:15,394 You're gonna find a new place for this 1302 01:00:15,437 --> 01:00:17,744 that isn't my living room, please. 1303 01:00:17,788 --> 01:00:19,920 -What, where? -I don't know. 1304 01:00:19,964 --> 01:00:22,183 I haven't actually seen you use it, ever. 1305 01:00:22,227 --> 01:00:23,881 The seat is broken. 1306 01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:28,842 Fix it. 1307 01:00:28,886 --> 01:00:31,018 All right, fix something. 1308 01:00:31,062 --> 01:00:32,280 Please. 1309 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,283 Where are you going? 1310 01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:36,676 [Charlie] To the grocery store. 1311 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,678 For what? 1312 01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:40,027 I don't know. 1313 01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:47,774 Am I taking out the trash? 1314 01:00:50,429 --> 01:00:52,692 ♪ 1315 01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:02,528 Yeah. 1316 01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:09,578 -Hey man. -'Sup? 1317 01:01:11,711 --> 01:01:13,670 What'd you do today? 1318 01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:15,802 Honestly, I had a pretty big day. 1319 01:01:15,846 --> 01:01:17,804 Big. Big day. 1320 01:01:17,848 --> 01:01:19,197 How about you? 1321 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,199 You know. 1322 01:01:21,242 --> 01:01:23,810 Bruce, where's the Hannah lady? Is she around? 1323 01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:27,031 She went to the coffee shop around the corner. 1324 01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:30,077 -All right. -Yeah. 1325 01:01:30,121 --> 01:01:33,037 You two have both been secretly using their bathroom to shit, 1326 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,822 you know, since she moved in. 1327 01:01:35,866 --> 01:01:38,346 Maybe next time don't get married until you're comfortable 1328 01:01:38,390 --> 01:01:40,697 enough with each other to share a toilet. 1329 01:01:42,655 --> 01:01:43,612 Right. 1330 01:01:44,831 --> 01:01:45,963 Where's Matt? 1331 01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:47,834 Is he... Is he leaving? 1332 01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:49,880 Got a hotel room. Want some cereal? 1333 01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:51,229 No, I'm good. 1334 01:01:58,062 --> 01:01:59,454 Got it. 1335 01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,200 Excuse me. 1336 01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,422 That's really nice. 1337 01:02:11,858 --> 01:02:14,295 -Cereal? -No thanks, Bruce. 1338 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:20,867 -[Charlie] Hey. What? -Hey, buddy. 1339 01:02:20,911 --> 01:02:23,391 You can't sleep here. No sleeping in the car. 1340 01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:25,829 -I live here. -I don't care, move it on. 1341 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,352 Go back home. 1342 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:39,103 Good ladies, now my warrior goddesses, 1343 01:02:39,146 --> 01:02:41,279 let's get into our warrior pose. 1344 01:02:41,322 --> 01:02:43,760 Step our left foot out. 1345 01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:47,154 Get that good, strong arms going, great. 1346 01:02:47,198 --> 01:02:48,590 Hi, Charlie. 1347 01:02:49,591 --> 01:02:51,158 Oh hey, Adrienne. 1348 01:02:51,202 --> 01:02:52,377 Hi. 1349 01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:55,815 Looks good. 1350 01:02:55,859 --> 01:02:57,251 Do you wanna... 1351 01:02:57,295 --> 01:02:59,514 You wanna hang out? 1352 01:02:59,558 --> 01:03:01,908 Not like that. 1353 01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:04,345 -No, like, just normal people do. -Oh, mm-hmm. 1354 01:03:04,389 --> 01:03:05,825 Can we do that? 1355 01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:07,958 Just go somewhere? 1356 01:03:08,001 --> 01:03:09,916 Are you scared to go home? 1357 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,875 -No. -Mm. 1358 01:03:11,918 --> 01:03:13,615 Um... 1359 01:03:13,659 --> 01:03:15,530 Can we just talk somewhere? 1360 01:03:15,574 --> 01:03:18,795 [Bruce] Hey, sorry, I just gotta go to the um... piss. 1361 01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:20,448 Oh, yeah. 1362 01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:27,020 Hey, Bruce? You're a licensed minister, right? 1363 01:03:27,064 --> 01:03:28,761 Countywide. 1364 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:32,330 Can I tell you something that I can't tell Charlie yet? 1365 01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:33,940 I take my duties as a minister very seriously 1366 01:03:33,984 --> 01:03:35,855 and follow them to the letter of the law. 1367 01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:38,423 Please, what's on your mind, child? 1368 01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:39,816 Okay. 1369 01:03:39,859 --> 01:03:42,383 So, the thing that Charlie doesn't know about me 1370 01:03:42,427 --> 01:03:45,038 is I used to be married. 1371 01:03:45,082 --> 01:03:47,998 I'm pretty sure he's still gonna find you attractive. 1372 01:03:48,999 --> 01:03:50,870 Not as much. 1373 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:52,306 But enough. 1374 01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:54,831 I gotta pee. 1375 01:03:56,223 --> 01:03:58,747 ♪ 1376 01:04:04,492 --> 01:04:06,886 What's the difference between like a wedding invitation, 1377 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:09,236 and a phone bill? 1378 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,413 You said you wanna talk, Charlie, so out with it. 1379 01:04:12,457 --> 01:04:14,067 Out with it. 1380 01:04:14,111 --> 01:04:15,852 Uh, what do I wanna talk about? 1381 01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:17,331 Um... 1382 01:04:19,943 --> 01:04:21,248 [sighs] Yeah. 1383 01:04:23,207 --> 01:04:24,512 I'm just... 1384 01:04:26,558 --> 01:04:27,776 Can I... 1385 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:31,171 Can I use your bathroom? 1386 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,611 I really liked you. 1387 01:04:37,612 --> 01:04:39,701 Bullshit. 1388 01:04:39,745 --> 01:04:43,009 Listen, Adrienne, when somebody's most attractive 1389 01:04:43,053 --> 01:04:45,446 quality to you is in that they just happen 1390 01:04:45,490 --> 01:04:49,581 to be unavailable, then you know you're a grownup. You know? 1391 01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:52,323 Said the newlywed sitting in my kitchen. 1392 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:54,064 Touché. 1393 01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:57,371 I can leave. 1394 01:04:59,025 --> 01:05:02,028 Bathroom's down the hall, to the left. 1395 01:05:02,072 --> 01:05:03,943 Which hall? 1396 01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:06,380 [chuckling] 1397 01:05:15,259 --> 01:05:17,783 [phone ringing] 1398 01:05:19,132 --> 01:05:20,394 Oh. 1399 01:05:21,482 --> 01:05:22,962 Hi, nothing. 1400 01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,877 No, I wasn't doing... 1401 01:05:26,009 --> 01:05:27,140 Shut up. 1402 01:05:28,576 --> 01:05:31,057 No, that's... No, that's awesome. 1403 01:05:32,058 --> 01:05:33,233 Yeah. 1404 01:05:33,277 --> 01:05:35,148 Okay, thank... thank you. 1405 01:05:36,758 --> 01:05:38,760 -Hannah? -[Hannah] Charlie? 1406 01:05:38,804 --> 01:05:40,371 -Hey. -Hi, look. 1407 01:05:40,414 --> 01:05:42,112 -[Charlie] Oh wow. -Right? 1408 01:05:42,155 --> 01:05:44,070 -[Charlie] Yeah, it's back. -Remove it all. 1409 01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:45,811 -[Charlie] You look great. -Thank you. 1410 01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:47,073 Did you get the tickets? 1411 01:05:47,117 --> 01:05:48,857 Yup. 1412 01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:50,163 -Oh yeah? -Mm-hmm. 1413 01:05:50,207 --> 01:05:53,123 And where is this venue, madam? 1414 01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:54,298 San Diego. 1415 01:05:54,341 --> 01:05:56,735 [groaning] Don't make that face. 1416 01:05:56,778 --> 01:05:58,041 Adventure. 1417 01:06:05,483 --> 01:06:09,966 [punk music playing] 1418 01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:14,405 [Charlie speaks indistinctly] 1419 01:06:14,448 --> 01:06:16,885 -[Hannah] Yeah, right? -[Charlie] I think so. 1420 01:06:20,628 --> 01:06:21,978 [Charlie] Yeah. 1421 01:06:22,021 --> 01:06:23,631 -'Sup? -What's up guys? 1422 01:06:25,198 --> 01:06:27,287 [muted punk music playing] 1423 01:06:27,331 --> 01:06:29,986 Are you guys looking for your kid or something? 1424 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:35,121 [muted punk music playing] 1425 01:06:36,775 --> 01:06:40,170 When did music become just for young people? 1426 01:06:40,213 --> 01:06:42,041 I don't know, I guess adults don't have 1427 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:43,869 anything to rebel against. 1428 01:06:43,912 --> 01:06:45,566 Bullshit. This is the time 1429 01:06:45,610 --> 01:06:47,742 where we should start rebelling. I demand... 1430 01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:49,005 Oh, sorry. 1431 01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:50,484 People change. 1432 01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:52,095 No, they don't. 1433 01:06:52,138 --> 01:06:54,053 Okay, well, when we were growing up, 1434 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:56,055 the lead singer of the band Against Me! 1435 01:06:56,099 --> 01:07:00,190 was a boy and now she's named Laura Jane Grace. 1436 01:07:00,233 --> 01:07:02,105 That's three lady names, so. 1437 01:07:02,148 --> 01:07:03,584 My point exactly. 1438 01:07:03,628 --> 01:07:05,195 She was always a girl, she just finally 1439 01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:07,545 made the outside match the inside. 1440 01:07:07,588 --> 01:07:08,763 Boom. 1441 01:07:08,807 --> 01:07:12,158 -Points for me. -Okay, you got me. 1442 01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:14,247 I don't think people change. I really don't. 1443 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:16,119 I just think that they become more of 1444 01:07:16,162 --> 01:07:18,034 what they've always been. 1445 01:07:18,077 --> 01:07:19,687 You were always cute. 1446 01:07:19,731 --> 01:07:21,037 A cutie patootie. 1447 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,821 I do miss your pink highlights, though. 1448 01:07:22,864 --> 01:07:25,171 Oh, and that time you shaved your head. 1449 01:07:25,215 --> 01:07:26,607 [chuckling] 1450 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,089 -I got an idea. -What? 1451 01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:32,135 [Charlie] Just you wait. 1452 01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:35,660 [humming] 1453 01:07:35,703 --> 01:07:37,096 Okay. 1454 01:07:46,714 --> 01:07:48,107 ♪ 1455 01:07:48,151 --> 01:07:50,762 Oh, I love this song. 1456 01:07:50,805 --> 01:07:53,808 Would you join me, for a little shakey me shaka? 1457 01:07:53,852 --> 01:07:55,549 -Why yes, sir. -Come on. 1458 01:07:57,203 --> 01:07:59,379 ♪ Humming to himself as he is 1459 01:07:59,423 --> 01:08:02,034 ♪ Thinking of his latest debts 1460 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,341 ♪ Juggling some numbered thoughts ♪ 1461 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:06,560 ♪ Wondering what might come next ♪ 1462 01:08:06,604 --> 01:08:11,957 ♪ He swears he won't ever stop ♪ 1463 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:16,614 ♪ Unless he wants what she surely does not ♪ 1464 01:08:16,657 --> 01:08:20,879 ♪ Oh, Jim, John, Jackie and Suzy Q ♪ 1465 01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:26,841 ♪ They mind their manners, but so do you ♪ 1466 01:08:26,885 --> 01:08:29,975 ♪ While we breathe 1467 01:08:30,018 --> 01:08:33,457 ♪ All of these words make no sense ♪ 1468 01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:37,200 ♪ Working in an upscale place 1469 01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:39,593 ♪ She is thinking of her son's demise ♪ 1470 01:08:39,637 --> 01:08:41,856 ♪ On his epitaph a doctor's bill ♪ 1471 01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:44,598 ♪ She puts off for another time ♪ 1472 01:08:44,642 --> 01:08:50,213 ♪ And swears she won't ever stop ♪ 1473 01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:54,695 ♪ Unless she wants what she surely does not ♪ 1474 01:08:54,739 --> 01:09:00,397 ♪ Oh, Jim, John, Jackie and Suzy Q ♪ 1475 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:05,184 ♪ They mind their manners, but so do you ♪ 1476 01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:08,318 ♪ While we breathe 1477 01:09:08,361 --> 01:09:11,843 ♪ All of these words make no sense ♪ 1478 01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:20,895 ♪ I'm not gonna see till my singing does me wrong ♪ 1479 01:09:20,939 --> 01:09:25,987 ♪ I'm not gonna hear till the fires have burned on ♪ 1480 01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:28,512 ♪ Not gonna know 1481 01:09:28,555 --> 01:09:31,210 ♪ Not gonna know 1482 01:09:31,254 --> 01:09:36,433 ♪ Not gonna know till the feeling does me wrong ♪ 1483 01:09:40,437 --> 01:09:43,527 -Did you get it? -No, hold on. 1484 01:09:43,570 --> 01:09:46,747 -Can we just... Here, just be here. -Okay. Wait, wait. 1485 01:09:48,923 --> 01:09:50,447 -Ow, what are you doing? -Oh, sorry, sorry. 1486 01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:52,275 Ow, what are you doing? My shoulder. 1487 01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:54,668 I was just trying to get in pos-- 1488 01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:56,409 Do you wanna just go upstairs? 1489 01:09:56,453 --> 01:10:00,065 Like, all right, yeah, let's do it. 1490 01:10:00,108 --> 01:10:01,849 Um, can you? 1491 01:10:01,893 --> 01:10:03,547 Can you get the door? 1492 01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:07,290 Oh, man. 1493 01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:09,117 Oh, hell yeah. 1494 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,818 [Bruce] No. 1495 01:10:13,861 --> 01:10:15,385 -Hey. -[Charlie] Good evening. 1496 01:10:15,428 --> 01:10:16,690 [Woman] Hi. 1497 01:10:16,734 --> 01:10:20,651 Uh, Gabriela, that's Charles and Hannah. 1498 01:10:20,694 --> 01:10:23,828 Charlie, Hannah, that's Gabriela. 1499 01:10:23,871 --> 01:10:25,308 [Charlie] Hi. 1500 01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:27,223 Sorry dude, she's couch surfing and I live on a couch, 1501 01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:28,485 so you know this is-- 1502 01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:30,226 [Charlie] How's your day going to far, guys? 1503 01:10:30,269 --> 01:10:33,620 Oh, I'm sorry, am I in your personal space? I'm sorry. 1504 01:10:33,664 --> 01:10:36,667 Uh, the only bathroom's back here. 1505 01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:38,625 Oh boy, hold it, hold it. 1506 01:10:38,669 --> 01:10:41,062 [Charlie] Yeah, we'll just start it without you guys. It's okay. 1507 01:10:41,106 --> 01:10:43,326 Why are you so hairless? 1508 01:10:43,369 --> 01:10:45,937 [laughing] 1509 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:48,287 [Bruce] What's gotten into you two? It's weird. 1510 01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:50,507 -[Charlie] We're just happy. -We're just happy. 1511 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:53,161 -Get out of my... -[Bruce] All right. All right. 1512 01:10:55,294 --> 01:10:57,862 -Off with you. -[Gabriela] To my couch. 1513 01:10:57,905 --> 01:11:00,256 -[Charlie] Off with both of you. -[Bruce] Yeah, let's go. 1514 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:04,521 Bye, guys. 1515 01:11:05,696 --> 01:11:07,306 Hang on, I gotta go to the bathroom. 1516 01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:08,394 Yeah. 1517 01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:11,658 Okay, sure. 1518 01:11:13,007 --> 01:11:14,052 Oh, yeah. 1519 01:11:15,358 --> 01:11:17,185 Fuck, I need this. 1520 01:11:17,229 --> 01:11:19,144 [Hannah] Um, Charlie? 1521 01:11:31,069 --> 01:11:32,331 Fuck. 1522 01:11:46,171 --> 01:11:48,521 [breathes deeply] 1523 01:11:58,879 --> 01:12:01,404 ♪ 1524 01:12:08,498 --> 01:12:09,934 Sir! 1525 01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:12,023 I don't know, man. 1526 01:12:17,507 --> 01:12:19,509 Just get the multi-pack. 1527 01:12:22,599 --> 01:12:24,949 Oh, shit. Dude, I am... 1528 01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:27,386 Hey, happens all the time. 1529 01:12:38,397 --> 01:12:39,746 Hannah? 1530 01:12:40,965 --> 01:12:42,227 Ugh. 1531 01:12:43,533 --> 01:12:45,361 [sputtering] 1532 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,667 No milk action. 1533 01:13:02,726 --> 01:13:05,685 ♪ 1534 01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:23,616 Ah, shit. 1535 01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:27,315 Don't worry, I think if you cook, she has to clean. 1536 01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:29,970 Oh yeah. Good call. Ow, ow, ow, okay. 1537 01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:32,582 All right. 1538 01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:33,887 Voilà. 1539 01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:38,457 I fail to see how this is supposed to be a casserole. 1540 01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:40,546 -Oh, you know what? -Hmm. 1541 01:13:40,590 --> 01:13:42,853 We did not add the pasta shells. 1542 01:13:42,896 --> 01:13:45,638 But... 1543 01:13:45,682 --> 01:13:48,206 Aah, I don't really have a way to finish that sentence. 1544 01:13:51,339 --> 01:13:53,167 -Hey. -[Charlie] Hey. 1545 01:13:53,211 --> 01:13:55,213 What, uh... 1546 01:13:55,256 --> 01:13:56,475 What's with the hair? 1547 01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:57,520 I dyed it. 1548 01:13:57,563 --> 01:13:59,478 Yeah, I can see that. 1549 01:13:59,522 --> 01:14:00,740 It's cool. 1550 01:14:02,350 --> 01:14:04,222 -You don't like it? -I didn't say that. 1551 01:14:04,265 --> 01:14:07,138 No, it's cool. It's very pink. 1552 01:14:07,181 --> 01:14:08,792 No. It's nice. 1553 01:14:08,835 --> 01:14:10,663 You were the one who told me that you loved my pink hair. 1554 01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:12,012 Because I did. 1555 01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:14,885 I do. I like it. 1556 01:14:14,928 --> 01:14:17,365 What happened to the Chuckie who used to like, 1557 01:14:17,409 --> 01:14:21,500 tell me I was beautiful and write songs for me? 1558 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:23,502 Well, what did you expect was gonna happen? 1559 01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:26,462 We were just gonna make out in the rain all day, 1560 01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:28,507 listen to some Damien Rice? 1561 01:14:28,551 --> 01:14:31,292 Well, yeah, kinda, didn't you? 1562 01:14:32,642 --> 01:14:34,382 Yeah, kinda. 1563 01:14:37,255 --> 01:14:39,562 [Hannah] What are you making? 1564 01:14:39,605 --> 01:14:41,041 I made you some dinner. 1565 01:14:41,085 --> 01:14:43,217 -Ah. Ah? -Oh... 1566 01:14:43,261 --> 01:14:45,002 -That's nice. -[in Italian accent] You like it? 1567 01:14:45,045 --> 01:14:47,265 -Sit down, now please. -Okay. 1568 01:14:47,308 --> 01:14:49,049 This is an Italian restaurant. 1569 01:14:49,093 --> 01:14:52,139 [in normal voice] Or some sort of a generic accent. 1570 01:14:52,183 --> 01:14:54,707 -Enjoy. -Thank you, Bruce. 1571 01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:56,187 [wolf whistle] 1572 01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:58,755 [Charlie] Coming in hot. 1573 01:14:58,798 --> 01:15:02,498 -All right, let me get you some cutlery. -Thank you. 1574 01:15:02,541 --> 01:15:03,977 For my lovely lady. 1575 01:15:04,978 --> 01:15:06,371 Thank you. 1576 01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:08,373 Beautiful. 1577 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:10,810 -[Charlie] Gonna get myself a knife. -I want to take a bite. 1578 01:15:10,854 --> 01:15:12,899 -[Hannah] This is great, babe. -Um, how about a little vino? 1579 01:15:12,943 --> 01:15:15,075 -Uh, sure. -[Charlie] Great. 1580 01:15:15,119 --> 01:15:17,295 Mm, yeah, totally edible. 1581 01:15:17,338 --> 01:15:18,601 -It's good? -[Hannah] Good. 1582 01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:21,604 Oh sweet. I got you the second cheapest wine 1583 01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:24,171 because it's splurging on my lady, you know? 1584 01:15:24,215 --> 01:15:26,217 Do you like cabernet? I think this is cabernet. 1585 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:29,699 -Charlie? Are there tomatoes in this? -Yeah? 1586 01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:31,875 Yeah, I just put a little bit for the flavor. 1587 01:15:31,918 --> 01:15:33,224 Oh shit! 1588 01:15:33,267 --> 01:15:34,530 Shit! 1589 01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:36,270 Um, um... 1590 01:15:36,314 --> 01:15:39,317 Okay. Come here. Lay down and breathe. 1591 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,667 -Don't panic, don't panic! -Ep... Ep-Epinephrine. 1592 01:15:41,711 --> 01:15:43,582 -[Charlie] Where? Where? -It's in my purse. 1593 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:44,931 Okay, okay, purse. 1594 01:15:44,975 --> 01:15:46,977 Uh... I don't-- Okay! 1595 01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:48,892 I got it. Okay. 1596 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:50,415 All right, it's gonna hurt, okay? 1597 01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:54,114 -I'm gonna save you! -Stop! It's not Pulp Fiction! 1598 01:15:54,158 --> 01:15:56,595 [Hannah gasping] 1599 01:15:56,639 --> 01:16:00,120 [Charlie] I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 1600 01:16:00,164 --> 01:16:01,644 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 1601 01:16:01,687 --> 01:16:03,820 Can you breathe? 1602 01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:05,299 I'm so sorry. 1603 01:16:05,343 --> 01:16:07,998 Okay, yeah, I'll get off. Oh God, honey. 1604 01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:10,000 -[Hannah] You know, Charlie. -Yeah? 1605 01:16:10,043 --> 01:16:11,784 [Hannah] I don't ask much. 1606 01:16:11,828 --> 01:16:13,873 I just ask 1607 01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:16,093 that you don't try to kill me. 1608 01:16:16,136 --> 01:16:18,617 I didn't try to kill you. It was in the recipe, 1609 01:16:18,661 --> 01:16:21,664 and I saw it and I should've known better and... 1610 01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:23,622 -I'm going. -Where...? 1611 01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:25,842 -Are you going to the coffee shop? -[Hannah] No. 1612 01:16:25,885 --> 01:16:28,148 Hannah, I'm sorry! 1613 01:16:28,192 --> 01:16:29,541 Fuck. 1614 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:32,283 -[door opens] -[Bruce] Oy. 1615 01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:33,937 -Um... -How'd it go? 1616 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,765 Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it. 1617 01:16:37,244 --> 01:16:38,550 -Fuck. -Yeah, I know. 1618 01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:41,379 -[door opens] -[Matt] Guys. 1619 01:16:41,422 --> 01:16:42,902 So, here's the thing. 1620 01:16:42,946 --> 01:16:47,559 Eleanor is on her way here from the airport right now. 1621 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:49,605 Perfect, she'll be just in time for leftovers. 1622 01:16:49,648 --> 01:16:51,650 Why are we suddenly scared of Eleanor? 1623 01:16:51,694 --> 01:16:52,999 Here's the thing. 1624 01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:54,261 I kind of lied. 1625 01:16:54,305 --> 01:16:56,568 She didn't go to any meetings. 1626 01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:58,657 She kind of freaked out on me and she needed some space. 1627 01:16:58,701 --> 01:17:01,355 [Charlie] Whoa, okay. 1628 01:17:01,399 --> 01:17:03,314 Oh, dear God. 1629 01:17:03,357 --> 01:17:06,360 We gotta clean this place up 'cause she cannot see that we live in squalor. 1630 01:17:06,404 --> 01:17:09,581 -Oh hey. -Let's not throw around the S word. 1631 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,583 It's like a storage unit inside here. 1632 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,498 If we can just sort of clean some of it up? 1633 01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:14,847 Come on, guys. Help. 1634 01:17:14,891 --> 01:17:16,457 -All right. -All right. 1635 01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:17,850 I'll smoke this bong. 1636 01:17:20,113 --> 01:17:22,594 -[knocking] -I'll get it. 1637 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,427 Hi. This was outside. 1638 01:17:29,470 --> 01:17:30,950 Oh, perfect. 1639 01:17:30,994 --> 01:17:34,562 -Hey, honey. Oh, okay. -Hi! Oh, my darling! 1640 01:17:34,606 --> 01:17:37,261 Oh, I missed you so much. 1641 01:17:37,304 --> 01:17:39,785 -What about me? -Yeah. 1642 01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:41,569 Hi. 1643 01:17:41,613 --> 01:17:43,267 It's me, Charlie. 1644 01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:50,840 Uh, this is a... 1645 01:17:50,883 --> 01:17:52,711 a nice place. 1646 01:17:52,755 --> 01:17:54,757 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1647 01:18:04,462 --> 01:18:05,637 [Charlie] Good night, guys. 1648 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,726 [Matt] Good night. 1649 01:18:07,770 --> 01:18:09,685 [birds chirping] 1650 01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:13,253 [groans] 1651 01:18:15,255 --> 01:18:16,300 Hey. 1652 01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:24,308 Who's that really good-looking dude talking to Hannah out there? 1653 01:18:24,351 --> 01:18:25,831 Oh, that's her ex-husband. 1654 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:29,139 Her what? 1655 01:18:29,182 --> 01:18:31,619 Oh, um, it's her ex-husband? 1656 01:18:33,534 --> 01:18:34,666 Um... 1657 01:18:47,548 --> 01:18:48,811 Sorry. 1658 01:18:50,551 --> 01:18:52,771 Why wouldn't you tell me this? 1659 01:18:52,815 --> 01:18:54,773 I don't know. 1660 01:18:54,817 --> 01:18:57,167 Does he have to be so good-looking? 1661 01:18:57,210 --> 01:18:59,299 [laughs] 1662 01:18:59,343 --> 01:19:00,736 What does he do? 1663 01:19:04,217 --> 01:19:05,610 He's a... 1664 01:19:05,653 --> 01:19:08,221 -[Hannah] He's a doctor. -He's a doctor. Yeah. 1665 01:19:08,265 --> 01:19:10,006 Of course he is. 1666 01:19:10,049 --> 01:19:12,225 [sighing] Oh God. 1667 01:19:16,186 --> 01:19:19,755 Look, the way you live your life is just not an option for most people. 1668 01:19:20,886 --> 01:19:23,062 And why is that, Hannah? 1669 01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:25,630 I don't know, I tried. 1670 01:19:25,673 --> 01:19:28,459 Hey, I really, really tried, okay? 1671 01:19:32,550 --> 01:19:36,772 ♪ Fuck the world, I'm hanging out with you tonight ♪ 1672 01:19:38,861 --> 01:19:40,558 Oh, I'm sorry. 1673 01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:41,777 No, actually. 1674 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:43,996 Come in. 1675 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:46,433 Just chill in the bathroom? 1676 01:19:46,477 --> 01:19:49,262 Just... I wanna talk for a second. 1677 01:19:50,698 --> 01:19:52,178 [sighs] 1678 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,922 What are you doing here, man? 1679 01:19:56,966 --> 01:19:59,795 She called me up. Said she needed some help. 1680 01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:01,579 -Yeah, when? -Yesterday. 1681 01:20:01,622 --> 01:20:04,582 She said there was something about you wanted to kill her? 1682 01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:06,236 -No, I just... -I get it. 1683 01:20:06,279 --> 01:20:07,846 I don't even need to know the details. 1684 01:20:07,890 --> 01:20:09,935 I don't even wanna know the details, but... 1685 01:20:11,894 --> 01:20:13,373 So, what happened? 1686 01:20:14,592 --> 01:20:15,898 She called me up, she said she needed-- 1687 01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:17,725 No, just, like before. 1688 01:20:17,769 --> 01:20:20,337 Like you and her, what happened? 1689 01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:25,472 I don't even know. 1690 01:20:25,516 --> 01:20:29,302 Maybe I spent too much time thinking about what she needed, 1691 01:20:29,346 --> 01:20:31,348 none of what she wanted. 1692 01:20:36,005 --> 01:20:38,877 Um, what do you think, um... 1693 01:20:38,921 --> 01:20:41,445 What do you think she wants? 1694 01:20:41,488 --> 01:20:44,317 I think she just wants a partner in crime. 1695 01:20:44,361 --> 01:20:46,015 I mean, literally. 1696 01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:47,233 [chuckles] 1697 01:20:47,277 --> 01:20:49,018 Literally. 1698 01:20:51,150 --> 01:20:54,327 -Um, can I...? -Oh yeah. Just go. 1699 01:20:54,371 --> 01:20:56,677 -Yeah. -Um, thank you. 1700 01:20:56,721 --> 01:20:58,331 -Let's not touch. -Yeah, let's not. 1701 01:20:58,375 --> 01:21:01,160 So, have you met any cool people here? 1702 01:21:01,204 --> 01:21:03,815 Not really. Although I've never been 1703 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:06,339 good at making friends as an adult. 1704 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,865 Also, all the women wanna talk about here is like 1705 01:21:09,908 --> 01:21:13,694 -yoga and genetically modified foods. -Oh, God. 1706 01:21:13,738 --> 01:21:16,523 Well, where I live, it's their babies. 1707 01:21:16,567 --> 01:21:18,743 And yoga. 1708 01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:23,182 I mean, people are all the same, it's just what nouns they fill in on their Mad Libs. 1709 01:21:23,226 --> 01:21:25,010 [whispers] The baby's asleep. 1710 01:21:25,054 --> 01:21:27,099 Thanks, Bruce. 1711 01:21:27,143 --> 01:21:29,319 -Wanna join us? -[whispers] I'm good. 1712 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:33,236 So how is your marriage? 1713 01:21:33,279 --> 01:21:35,586 It's a marriage. 1714 01:21:35,629 --> 01:21:38,023 They're all kind of the same, right? 1715 01:21:38,067 --> 01:21:40,417 Hmm... 1716 01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:42,985 You know, it took years for us to conceive? 1717 01:21:43,028 --> 01:21:44,943 But ever since, I've been terrified 1718 01:21:44,987 --> 01:21:47,990 that it'll never be as good as it was before. 1719 01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:51,645 And everyone is always so focused on getting what they want. 1720 01:21:51,689 --> 01:21:57,086 Or they get what they want and they don't want it anymore. 1721 01:21:57,129 --> 01:21:59,349 It's all about the fantasy staying a fantasy. 1722 01:21:59,392 --> 01:22:01,177 Yeah. 1723 01:22:06,356 --> 01:22:08,358 You're gonna drive? 1724 01:22:08,401 --> 01:22:10,273 Well, it's a fluid situation. 1725 01:22:10,316 --> 01:22:12,971 -Yeah, that's true. -What's going on, guys? 1726 01:22:13,015 --> 01:22:15,234 About to take these guys to the airport. 1727 01:22:15,278 --> 01:22:17,454 -Ready? -Yeah, I think so. 1728 01:22:17,497 --> 01:22:19,108 -There she is. -[Matt] Hey. 1729 01:22:19,151 --> 01:22:21,414 -[Eleanor] Hey. Bye. Yeah. -[Charlie] Leaving? 1730 01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:23,286 -[Charlie] Take care, huh. -Yeah. Take care. 1731 01:22:23,329 --> 01:22:24,983 -Beautiful baby. -You got that? 1732 01:22:25,027 --> 01:22:26,115 Yeah. 1733 01:22:28,117 --> 01:22:30,119 -All right, bro. -Love you, bro. 1734 01:22:30,162 --> 01:22:33,644 Barry, thank Uncle Charlie. Come on. 1735 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:34,906 Ay! 1736 01:22:37,126 --> 01:22:38,823 Bye, guys, travel safe. 1737 01:22:43,219 --> 01:22:44,394 [sighs] 1738 01:22:49,138 --> 01:22:50,617 [David sighs] 1739 01:22:53,533 --> 01:22:55,971 -I like your hair like this. -No talking. 1740 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:02,803 Are you coming home with me? 1741 01:23:05,067 --> 01:23:07,025 I don't know, maybe. 1742 01:23:07,069 --> 01:23:09,941 Maybe I wanna go to India and like find myself or something. 1743 01:23:13,336 --> 01:23:15,729 I think that's a great idea. 1744 01:23:15,773 --> 01:23:17,688 I would love to come with you. 1745 01:23:18,776 --> 01:23:20,996 Or not. You can go by yourself. 1746 01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:22,736 Either way, I'll pay for it. 1747 01:23:24,173 --> 01:23:27,002 Have you heard of The Alchemist? 1748 01:23:28,655 --> 01:23:30,048 No. Tell me. 1749 01:23:32,094 --> 01:23:34,574 [woman speaking indistinctly on phone] 1750 01:23:36,054 --> 01:23:37,273 Hey, man. 1751 01:23:41,668 --> 01:23:42,930 What? 1752 01:23:44,236 --> 01:23:46,934 [woman speaking indistinctly over PA] 1753 01:23:55,856 --> 01:23:59,121 -Get this shit away from me. -Mr. First... 1754 01:23:59,164 --> 01:24:01,210 Hey, it's Bruce the First, okay? 1755 01:24:01,253 --> 01:24:03,168 Hey, Grandpa, how are you feelin'? 1756 01:24:03,212 --> 01:24:05,257 -[grunts] -[cracks] 1757 01:24:05,301 --> 01:24:07,955 God hates my guts. 1758 01:24:07,999 --> 01:24:10,088 But enough about me. How are you boys holding up? 1759 01:24:10,132 --> 01:24:12,003 Charlie's wife left him. 1760 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:14,440 Yeah, we don't know if she... 1761 01:24:14,484 --> 01:24:16,442 I mean, she literally left. 1762 01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,270 -Is that right? -Yeah. 1763 01:24:20,098 --> 01:24:23,188 You know boys, I married my best friend. 1764 01:24:23,232 --> 01:24:25,060 She was beautiful, 1765 01:24:25,103 --> 01:24:28,063 so that certainly helped. 1766 01:24:28,106 --> 01:24:31,022 Hannah was my best friend. 1767 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,893 We used to stay after school and tell our parents 1768 01:24:32,937 --> 01:24:34,243 we were watching football, 1769 01:24:34,286 --> 01:24:37,115 but neither of us cared much about sports. 1770 01:24:37,159 --> 01:24:40,988 We'd just take the bus downtown and listen to some punk bands all the time. 1771 01:24:41,032 --> 01:24:45,123 Charlie, don't waste your years, when your legs still work, 1772 01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:47,430 on living in the past. 1773 01:24:49,519 --> 01:24:50,868 I was so lucky. 1774 01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:55,046 I made my own luck, though, you know. 1775 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:58,093 But they call it that just the same. 1776 01:25:00,486 --> 01:25:03,010 ♪ 1777 01:25:39,699 --> 01:25:42,702 [woman speaking indistinctly over PA] 1778 01:26:05,247 --> 01:26:08,250 -Can I help you, sir? -Yes, hi. 1779 01:26:08,293 --> 01:26:13,080 These are some actual plates and cutlery 1780 01:26:13,124 --> 01:26:16,606 and other kitchen bullshits, 1781 01:26:16,649 --> 01:26:19,826 so, please use them around here, 1782 01:26:19,870 --> 01:26:21,524 and thank you. 1783 01:26:21,567 --> 01:26:25,441 Especially for the gentleman in room 422. 1784 01:26:25,484 --> 01:26:27,878 Let's class this place up a little bit, okay? 1785 01:26:27,921 --> 01:26:29,314 There are grown-ups here. 1786 01:26:29,358 --> 01:26:32,187 Sir, these are very short-term stays. 1787 01:26:32,230 --> 01:26:36,539 422's just gonna be here until we find him a bed in a nice home somewhere. 1788 01:26:36,582 --> 01:26:38,497 422 is a person. 1789 01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:39,977 He has a name. 1790 01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:42,066 It's Bruce the First. 1791 01:26:42,109 --> 01:26:44,199 Let's treat him like one. 1792 01:26:51,162 --> 01:26:54,296 Hey honey, can you grab my medical kit? 1793 01:26:54,339 --> 01:26:55,732 Hannah? 1794 01:26:55,775 --> 01:26:58,038 [water running] 1795 01:27:20,409 --> 01:27:22,280 What's up, Benny? 1796 01:27:22,324 --> 01:27:23,368 Hey, girl. 1797 01:27:33,596 --> 01:27:34,814 Come on. 1798 01:27:48,785 --> 01:27:50,656 [sighs] 1799 01:28:00,013 --> 01:28:03,278 [punk rock music playing] 1800 01:28:06,411 --> 01:28:07,760 I hate you. 1801 01:28:11,851 --> 01:28:14,158 [grunting] 1802 01:28:19,424 --> 01:28:22,253 [grunting] 1803 01:28:28,825 --> 01:28:32,307 ♪ 1804 01:28:34,134 --> 01:28:35,310 Hey! 1805 01:28:35,353 --> 01:28:37,486 [panting] Hey. 1806 01:28:55,765 --> 01:28:58,376 Bruce moved in with Bruce the First. 1807 01:28:58,420 --> 01:29:00,639 He's gonna be his caretaker. 1808 01:29:00,683 --> 01:29:02,728 Doesn't he need like a medical license for that? 1809 01:29:02,772 --> 01:29:05,731 Oh, no. He got a certificate online. 1810 01:29:05,775 --> 01:29:08,386 [both sigh] 1811 01:29:08,430 --> 01:29:11,389 What do you wanna do about this thing? [laughs] 1812 01:29:11,433 --> 01:29:13,826 I'm gonna fix it. Where's the-- 1813 01:29:13,870 --> 01:29:15,306 -The tool thing is in-- -The bathroom. 1814 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:17,439 -You're really gonna fi-- Okay. -Okay. 1815 01:29:17,482 --> 01:29:19,789 All right, let me watch this. 1816 01:29:21,965 --> 01:29:23,445 -Okay... -You're gonna fix a bike? 1817 01:29:23,488 --> 01:29:26,361 Yes, I'm going to fix the damn bike. 1818 01:29:27,492 --> 01:29:30,800 -Do you need a hand? -No. 1819 01:29:30,843 --> 01:29:35,370 I am-- You are going to see me ride this bike. 1820 01:29:35,413 --> 01:29:37,197 -I got this. -[Hannah] Oh my God, yeah. 1821 01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:47,425 [laughing] 1822 01:29:53,736 --> 01:29:56,695 What you gonna do now, Hannah? 1823 01:29:56,739 --> 01:29:58,958 I don't know. [chuckling] 1824 01:29:59,002 --> 01:30:00,220 I mean, I have... 1825 01:30:01,570 --> 01:30:03,310 Well, I've got no job. 1826 01:30:03,354 --> 01:30:06,705 I've got... no apartment. 1827 01:30:06,749 --> 01:30:10,448 -I don't think I have a husband. -Who knows? 1828 01:30:10,492 --> 01:30:12,842 You know what I heard, through the grapevine? 1829 01:30:12,885 --> 01:30:14,974 -[Charlie] Tell me. -I heard this little tidbit somewhere, 1830 01:30:15,018 --> 01:30:16,367 can't remember where. 1831 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:19,544 Where, Stan Lee, you know that guy? 1832 01:30:19,588 --> 01:30:22,721 I think he didn't have success until he was like 39 or 40. 1833 01:30:22,765 --> 01:30:24,941 What? [sputters] 1834 01:30:24,984 --> 01:30:27,770 -Whoa. Wow. -Blows your mind, doesn't it? 1835 01:30:30,816 --> 01:30:35,647 Well, while you figure all this out, 1836 01:30:35,691 --> 01:30:37,910 I happen to have a very big apartment. 1837 01:30:40,609 --> 01:30:43,829 ♪ 1838 01:30:47,529 --> 01:30:52,185 ♪ So tell me, dear, where is it you go from here? ♪ 1839 01:30:52,229 --> 01:30:57,103 ♪ As you curse and peel and pose in tears ♪ 1840 01:30:57,147 --> 01:31:01,499 ♪ Against the wall and across the hall ♪ 1841 01:31:01,543 --> 01:31:05,721 ♪ Across the wards as we both dissolve ♪ 1842 01:31:05,764 --> 01:31:10,116 ♪ I have this habit of punishing things ♪ 1843 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:14,512 ♪ That move so fast they grow out wings ♪ 1844 01:31:14,556 --> 01:31:18,734 ♪ And sneak through houses as we barter for sleep ♪ 1845 01:31:21,127 --> 01:31:22,607 Hi. 1846 01:31:22,651 --> 01:31:24,914 -Hi. -[Charlie] Come with me. 1847 01:31:24,957 --> 01:31:27,177 -What? Why? -[Charlie] Just come with me. 1848 01:31:27,220 --> 01:31:29,658 -I wanna show you something. -Hmm? Okay. 1849 01:31:31,137 --> 01:31:35,925 ♪ And I wish I had you in my lungs ♪ 1850 01:31:35,968 --> 01:31:40,495 ♪ I'd blow you up and block the sun ♪ 1851 01:31:40,538 --> 01:31:44,499 ♪ And save everyone from the brilliant light we've won ♪ 1852 01:31:46,239 --> 01:31:47,719 Where are we going? 1853 01:31:50,330 --> 01:31:54,639 ♪ And our bodies got so much clearer ♪ 1854 01:31:54,683 --> 01:31:58,861 ♪ With dirty blood and 30 last calls 1855 01:31:58,904 --> 01:32:03,474 ♪ So fill it up, spin forever down the walls 1856 01:32:03,518 --> 01:32:07,522 ♪ I throw it up just to watch it fall ♪ 1857 01:32:07,565 --> 01:32:09,436 Are we allowed to be here? 1858 01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:11,003 No. 1859 01:32:11,047 --> 01:32:12,222 Come on! 1860 01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:16,400 [Charlie] Hurry! 1861 01:32:16,443 --> 01:32:18,358 [Hannah] Whoo! 1862 01:32:24,190 --> 01:32:25,322 [Charlie] Come on! 1863 01:32:28,630 --> 01:32:30,675 ♪ 1864 01:32:34,287 --> 01:32:36,028 [Hannah shrieks] It's cold! 1865 01:32:36,072 --> 01:32:37,769 I fuckin' told you! 1866 01:32:40,076 --> 01:32:41,947 [siren whoops] 1867 01:32:43,601 --> 01:32:46,648 ♪ 1868 01:32:46,691 --> 01:32:49,738 ♪ Do you know what I think about you? ♪ 1869 01:32:49,781 --> 01:32:54,003 ♪ Do you know what I feel is true? ♪ 1870 01:32:55,308 --> 01:32:58,485 ♪ Do you know what I think about her? ♪ 1871 01:32:58,529 --> 01:33:02,446 ♪ I know she thinks about me, I'm sure ♪ 1872 01:33:02,489 --> 01:33:06,798 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1873 01:33:06,842 --> 01:33:11,586 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1874 01:33:11,629 --> 01:33:14,066 ♪ So you know what I think about you ♪ 1875 01:33:14,110 --> 01:33:16,547 ♪ Do you know what you want me to do? ♪ 1876 01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:18,680 ♪ When you see me staring at you ♪ 1877 01:33:18,723 --> 01:33:22,553 ♪ Do you know what I want you to do? ♪ 1878 01:33:22,597 --> 01:33:27,340 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1879 01:33:27,384 --> 01:33:32,171 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1880 01:33:32,215 --> 01:33:36,959 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1881 01:33:37,002 --> 01:33:41,224 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1882 01:33:43,052 --> 01:33:45,184 ♪ I don't want to have sex with you ♪ 1883 01:33:46,969 --> 01:33:48,274 ♪ I want to be your friend 1884 01:33:48,318 --> 01:33:49,711 ♪ I want to be with you 1885 01:33:49,754 --> 01:33:53,062 ♪ I want you to marry me 1886 01:33:54,541 --> 01:33:56,543 ♪ So you know what I think about you ♪ 1887 01:33:56,587 --> 01:33:58,807 ♪ Do you know that my speed is you? ♪ 1888 01:33:58,850 --> 01:34:01,244 ♪ I know I want you to be my wife ♪ 1889 01:34:01,287 --> 01:34:05,074 ♪ It's you and me for the rest of your life ♪ 1890 01:34:05,117 --> 01:34:07,206 ♪ Do you know? 1891 01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:09,731 ♪ Do you know? 1892 01:34:09,774 --> 01:34:12,516 ♪ Do you know? 1893 01:34:12,559 --> 01:34:17,042 ♪ Do you know? 1894 01:34:17,086 --> 01:34:21,307 ♪ Do you know what I think about you? ♪ 1895 01:34:25,834 --> 01:34:28,271 [Man] Yeah, we're still rolling. Let's do it once more. 1896 01:34:28,314 --> 01:34:31,404 ♪ Do you know what I think about you? ♪ 1897 01:34:31,448 --> 01:34:34,625 ♪ Do you know what I feel that is true? ♪ 1898 01:34:34,669 --> 01:34:36,671 [Hannah mutters] 1899 01:34:36,714 --> 01:34:39,717 ♪ Do you know what I think about her? ♪ 1900 01:34:39,761 --> 01:34:43,634 ♪ She thinks about me, I'm sure ♪ 1901 01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:49,031 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1902 01:34:49,074 --> 01:34:53,209 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1903 01:34:53,252 --> 01:34:55,733 ♪ So you know what I think about you ♪ 1904 01:34:55,777 --> 01:34:57,953 ♪ Do you know what you want me to do? ♪ 1905 01:34:57,996 --> 01:35:00,477 ♪ When you see me staring at you ♪ 1906 01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:04,133 ♪ Do you know what I want you to do? ♪ 1907 01:35:04,176 --> 01:35:08,659 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1908 01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:13,751 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1909 01:35:13,795 --> 01:35:18,887 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1910 01:35:18,930 --> 01:35:22,847 ♪ I don't know why it's so, but it's true ♪ 1911 01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:26,242 ♪ I don't want to have sex with you ♪ 1912 01:35:28,723 --> 01:35:29,854 ♪ I want to be your friend 1913 01:35:29,898 --> 01:35:31,290 ♪ I want to be with you 1914 01:35:31,334 --> 01:35:35,860 ♪ I want you to marry me 1915 01:35:35,904 --> 01:35:37,993 ♪ So you know what I think about you ♪ 1916 01:35:38,036 --> 01:35:40,604 ♪ Do you know what you want me to do? ♪ 1917 01:35:40,647 --> 01:35:42,824 ♪ I know I want you to be my wife ♪ 1918 01:35:42,867 --> 01:35:47,089 ♪ It's you and me for the rest of your life ♪ 1919 01:35:49,178 --> 01:35:54,139 ♪ Do you know, do you know 1920 01:35:54,183 --> 01:35:56,881 ♪ What I think about you? 1921 01:35:56,925 --> 01:36:01,146 ♪ Do you know what I think about you? ♪ 1922 01:36:03,148 --> 01:36:05,368 [cheering] 1923 01:36:22,385 --> 01:36:25,867 [fast punk rock music playing] 1924 01:36:51,675 --> 01:36:54,721 ♪ Nice to see ya, it's been a while ♪ 1925 01:36:54,765 --> 01:36:57,855 ♪ What took you so long to come around? ♪ 1926 01:36:57,899 --> 01:37:00,815 ♪ Hearts are broken every day 1927 01:37:00,858 --> 01:37:03,905 ♪ Is that what's brought ya back my way? ♪ 1928 01:37:03,948 --> 01:37:06,559 ♪ Don't want to hear you're sorry ♪ 1929 01:37:06,603 --> 01:37:09,519 ♪ Brand new old love 1930 01:37:09,562 --> 01:37:12,696 ♪ Brand new old love, any day 1931 01:37:12,739 --> 01:37:15,917 ♪ Brand new old love 128779