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This week...
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Kak! Nothing but bloody afro
faces as far as my bloody white
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- eyes can bloody see!
- Say, man, what you looking for, baby?
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I got joints and bags, nickels
and dimes, columbian gold
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and Panama reds.
So, what you smoking, huh, jack?
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Not interested. Actually, I ...
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Nah, Rallo.
He needs to keep his lungs clean.
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Look here, man, I got acid,
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Valium, Mescaline.
I got some good Cocaine.
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- I'll keep you open forever.
- You misunderstand.
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- I don't have time for ...
- Rallo, this man's in a rush.
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He ain't got no time for no
angel dust to kick in and don't
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need no [bleep] that's gonna
make him see unicorns either.
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- He got to drive! Ain't that right?
- Yes!
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- No, look, I just need some directions!
- What you got in there ...
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Rolls-royces or something?
This [bleep] is big!
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Oh, no, something far more
valuable than a rolls-royce.
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Now could you please tell me how to
get my truck out of this [bleep] hole?!
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Yeah.
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By handing over them keys, sucker.
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I'm out, bitch!
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Rallo, it's dark as hell
in here. Throw me a light.
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- We hit the jackpot, Rallo!
- What do you see, Rallo?
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Looks like a whole mess of white furs.
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They might be rabbit, might be mink.
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- Ah, damn, but it smells like gorilla [bleep].
- Gorilla [bleep]?
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I know all types of [bleep]
I know dog [bleep] cow [bleep]
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monkey [bleep] and that
[sniffs] is gorilla ...
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[ gorilla roars ]
Holy [bleep] !
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- Rallo, do something!
- Stop screaming, man!
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Man, that ain't funny!
Now stop jiving so we can figure the [bleep]
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- out out how we're gonna get rid of him!
- You can't get rid of him!
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Now, what we need is to get some of
that circus money. This [bleep] is
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a main attraction! That's right.
You're gonna be a star.
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- I can see your name up in lights right now.
- What's it say, Rallo?!
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- What's it say?!
- It says, "Rallo and another cat
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named Rallo's brothers presents...
Honky Kong"!
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Bullhorn, Cream Corn,
there's nothing like being
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- a man on Sunday with no responsibilities.
- Can one of y'all
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- please get that?! Damn!
- Bee, I'll gladly help you
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out after quarter number 4.
It's only quarter number 1,
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though, so there's still three more.
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Whorephanage.
This is Honey Bee. Mrs. McHenry from
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child services? Hi!
Uh, no, today would not be
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a good day for a visit. Tomorrow?
Oh, yes, that would be perfect!
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Oh, yes, the kids are very safe.
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Get your ass down before I
bust your little head open!
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See? Okay, got to go.
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Put that down, put that down! What the
[bleep] Honey Bee, can you do something
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with these damn orphans?
They're making it
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impossible to get any
whoring done around here.
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I'm trying to
get this place together before child
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- services comes tomorrow!
- What's the big deal with child services?
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If I don't have this
place together in 24 hours,
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they will shut this whorephanage down!
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Oh, Honey Bee, there's no reason
to worry. Everything will be just fine.
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Now, if you're not too busy, can you
please get us some more pork rinds?
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Euphoria, can you just
watch them for a minute, please?
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I'm sorry, Honey Bee. You on your own.
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These tricks ain't gonna turn themselves,
you know. Now I've got to go. Bye!
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You better have Black Dynamite's money, too!
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Honey Bee, here's a drink
to the one that holds down the whole team!
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Of course, I'm talking about
Wilt the Stilt, A.K.A. my man Chamberlain!
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You know the best part
about Honey Bee? She is so selfless.
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I mean, she's so giving. You don't
never see her do [bleep] for herself.
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It's almost like the bitch don't even exist.
Hey, my man, hand me them nachos.
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You know what?!
I'm tired of being treated like this!
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I spend every day of my life
trying to hold this whorephanage
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together, and what kind of appreciation
do I get, huh?! Huh?! Tell me!
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What are you talking about?
I was just saying how much we
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- appreciate you letting us take advantage of you.
- Black Dynamite,
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don't get me wrong. I love every
ungrateful [bleep] in here, but if I don't
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get some appreciation
soon, I'm gonna have to go.
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Yes! [ laughs ] in your face, Havlicek,
in your face!
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Okay, fellas, we need to stop
enjoying our Sunday so we can
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take Honey Bee somewhere that
nobody would ever take her.
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That way, she'll feel appreciated
and not have a nervous breakdown.
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Got it! Let's take her duck-pin bowling!
They got a big-ass TV there so
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we can watch the game
and appreciate her at
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the same time! It's like
killing two ducks with one ball.
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Hmm, I don't know
if Honey Bee will buy that one.
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Will you buy that one, Honey Bee?
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Before you answer that, let's see
what other options we got first. Bullhorn?
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Well, if smiles
is what she needs, then I say send
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in the clowns. I know two cats named
Rallo, and they got a circus in town.
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All right, Honey Bee,
which would make you feel more appreciated ...
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- Duck-pin bowling or the circus?
- Do they got that two-headed pit bull?
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I don't know, so I ain't gonna
pull your toe, but they do got a pretty
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tri-titty ho that came all the way from buffalo.
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A tri-titty ho? Then the circus it is.
Honey Bee, go get all these
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orphans and whores dressed and fed.
Black Dynamite and this here
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whorephanage is going to the circus.
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This was a great idea, Bullhorn. After
this, bee won't have [bleep] to bitch about.
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Marvel at all the wonders
and let your mind be free!
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Today is all about our appreciation
for you, Honey Bee.
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Now, that [bleep] was amazing! Did you
see that, Honey Bee? Three titties in one.
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Also, can you get us some more popcorn?
When you're done, you really
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need to sit down and watch the
circus so you can feel appreciated.
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- These damn tickets cost money, Bee.
- And now, without further ado,
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- we present the ninth wonder of the world!
- Give it up for Honky Kong!
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This is the dumbest [bleep] I've ever seen.
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Man, this big, white motha [bleep] is
about to scare away all our money!
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We need to get the hell up out of here
before cats start talking about refunds and
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- [bleep] oh [bleep]
- Nice circus, boys!
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Is he looking at you?
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Damn, Bee, you got this
ape's big gorilla nostrils all open!
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Them white boys always did like you!
About time you got you
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- a man or a monkey.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh!
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Bitch, you done lose your mind!
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Honey Bee, I know today was
supposed to be all about appreciating you.
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But I would appreciate
it if you and Bullhorn
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could get these orphans and whores to safety.
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I got to go save Cream Corn.
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Or he'll be bouncing around
this damn circus tent all night.
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Help! Black Dynamite!
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Oh, you got some nice nails!
Help! Help!
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Damn, I arrived
on the scene just a moment too late.
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Now, you orphans need
to repress the memory of
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what you just saw, or you little
[bleep] are gonna be scarred for life.
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If we're gonna save Bee,
we're gonna need some help
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from above. That means
we got to get the meanest,
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- baddest, blackest birds in the sky.
- You got to be talking about
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those red tails from way back when ...
the only ones that we can depend on to defend.
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- The Tuskegee airmen!
- Amen!
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Tuskegee airmen, I appreciate
y'all rolling with me on such a short notice.
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- Huh?!
- I appreciate y'all rolling
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- with me on such a short notice.
- Huh?!
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I appreciate y'all rolling
with me on such a short notice.
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Okay, Colored Dynamite!
It's been a long time since we
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flew these, but don't worry.
It's just like riding a bike.
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Tuskegee airmen,
you're coming in too fast!
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- Huh?!
- Tuskegee airmen, you're coming in too fast!
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- Huh?!
- Tuskegee airmen, you're coming in too ...
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Ooh [bleep] it!
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- Suey!
- Ok!
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Black Dynamite!
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- Honey Bee!
- Black Dynamite, make sure
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you get the whorephanage together before
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child services co-o-o-o-mes!
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It's all my fault.
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I should've listened to Honey Bee
and paid more attention to her needs.
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Now she's gone with a white monkey that's
gone ape, and I can't rest until I find her.
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You're right, Black Dynamite.
Taking Honey Bee to the circus was a big
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mistake because I've been changing [bleep]
diapers all day, and I ain't had no break!
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Look, I'm gonna need one of
you hoes to fill in for bee when child
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services comes by 'cause we need to
keep things tight, out of sight, and...
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'Cause Black Dynamite's
gonna make everything all right, and yeah,
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I promise not to [bleep] in your
mouth, and the check is in the mail.
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Now, I wasn't even gonna say that!
You see that, Euphoria?!
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You think you know somebody! Now, you need
to get a hot cup of shut the [bleep] up!
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Sorry, Euphoria. I'm just under a lot of stress.
It's hard doing womanly duties
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and being Black Dynamite at the same time.
Go on and turn your tricks, Euphoria.
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Fellas, every second Honey Bee's away,
the harder it's gonna be to find her.
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If we only knew where to start...
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For selling me those tickets,
I'm gonna kill you suckers!
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- You no-good bull [bleep] motha [bleep]...
- No one is killing anyone until I find my ape.
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Two cats named Rallo, who the
hell is this tubob, and why have you
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- have you brought him here?
- Black Dynamite, this tubob is Boner Afrikaner ...
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south african big-game hunter and poacher
extraordinaire, bon vivant, etc., etc...
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Well, I guess we'll just split. I figure
you guys can, you know, take it from here.
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- Come on, Rallo.
- No one is going anywhere until the tubob finds his ape!
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And you ain't leaving until
I find where your honky gorilla took my Bee.
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- Now talk, sucker.
- He's probably in the Aegean sea by now.
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I found him on the remote island of Patmos.
It's a dangerous island that time forgot
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- with bloody roaches the size of cars.
- Oh, that ain't
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[bleep] we got some of them in the kitchen.
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You have no idea what you've done.
Nfumu has never seen a black donk before.
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You've done worse
than awaken the bloody lust in him.
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You've awakened the bloody jungle love.
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Boer Afrikaner, I ain't got no
time for all this giant roach bloody talk.
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I just need to get my Bee back to her hive
where she belongs. How can we get there?
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- We can take my seaplane.
- Well, we need to split now.
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- Cream Corn, I'm gonna need you to stay here.
- What?!
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- Cream Corn, I'm gonna need you to stay here.
- What?!
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Cream Corn, I'm gonna need you ...
you know what?
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I ain't doing this [bleep] again.
Look, somebody has to keep an
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eye on these orphans and straighten
this place up before the...
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- Child services.
- ...bitch gets here.
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Where the hell am I?
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And do I smell steak and eggs?
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Don't you come near me, y-y-you...
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My clothes! Oh, my ...
Damn, are these pressed?
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The hell?!
You did that while I was asleep?
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Oh, that is so cute!
Aww, you wouldn't hurt a fly, would you?
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You're just a big, old teddy bear.
Let me tell you something.
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A lot of men could learn from you.
You're gonna make some monkey
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girl a good gorilla
husband. Honky Ho... mmm!
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Honky Kong, this is some
five-star [bleep] here.
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I can get used to this.
Black Dynamite ain't never made
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me a grit ... not one grit.
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If you value your life,
follow me very closely
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because unseen creatures
lurk around every corner.
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There's probably one behind me right ...
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Rallo, save yourself!
The other way, Rallo!
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No!
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Black Dynamite, shoot it!
Shoot it!
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- Now, that is how you conserve ammo.
- Oh [bleep].
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The white man died first in line.
What we gonna do now,
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Black Dynamite?
'Cause your guess is gooder than mine.
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Black Dynamite's seen
some heavy [bleep] in Vietnam, but one thing
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he ain't never seen is a white spider eating
a white Velociraptor eating a white
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Wolverine eating a white man.
All bets are officially off!
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Everybody be cool. These white spear
chuckers look like they mean business,
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and I mean "business" as in trouble,
not as in commerce.
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You know, I can appreciate a man that takes care
of his children. I find it really moisturizing.
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Yeah, well, you know...
Cream Corn loves the orphans.
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- Wait, you said you find it what?
- A man that loves children really gets me pumped,
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- really puts the dew on my lily. Drip, drip.
- [ gags ] Oh, god, I think
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- I just threw up inside my mouth.
- Treat me like a stamp!
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Just lick me, stick me, and send me the
[bleep] away! You really do want to keep these
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- kids, right? Then [bleep] me now!
- Honey Bee-e-e-e!
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But they just don't know how
much work it is taking care of both
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whores and orphans simultaneously, let
alone keeping up with my fine ninjutsu.
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You're such a good listener.
Mmm, a little lower, please. Where was I?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, don't get
me wrong. Black Dynamite cares about all of us.
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Oh, but he's so tough, he parts
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his hair with an axe. Yeah, they are
something else. But you know what?
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As much as you're a fine listener, I got
to get back home to my orphans and whores.
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Agh! What the hell?!
What are you doing?!
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It ain't that kind of party, baby!
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Ain't that just like a man?
And all this time, I thought you appreciated
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my company, but you ain't nothing
but a big, old, dirty white monkey!
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With a little dick, at that!
What is that?! I can't even see it!
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How you gonna have big-ass monkey
feet and a little, tiny sausage?!
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Yikes!
I guess I shouldn't have said that!
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I mean big! Big sausage!
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Yes! Hot big diggity dog!
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Entertain Yakub, my
white Harlem Globetrotter.
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And for that, you live to dunk another day!
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- Now you entertain me, white Bill Cosby.
- Hey, man, what about that Yakub?
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This guy has got a head
the size of two big-headed men!
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- What'd you say?!
- His head's so big, it's got its own satellites!
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No one talks about Yakub's big-ass head!
Feed him to the white
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great white sharks! Now entertain
Yakub, white Sammy Davis Jr.
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Faster!
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- Faster!
- What kind of white-washed
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- fantasy island bull [bleep] is this?
- Greetings, Black Dynamite.
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It is everything you would
have in a white-man-dominated
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world reversed. You see,
here I am figuratively the white man
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being catered to and served by my
white/black servants!
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Through painstaking
genetic manipulation,
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I have created a whole ecosystem
of white creatures and people.
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I have even kidnapped my favorite black
entertainers and turned them white!
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Behold my latest creation,
white Dolly Parton!
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- Oh, look at that!
- White?
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- Look at the titties.
- She's already white!
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Really?
White? Dolly Parton?
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It cannot be right. All this time.
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Maybe she was in shadow.
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You diabolical race changer!
Only a white man in a black man's body
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would turn the white man into
the black man by turning the black man white!
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I love your fire, Black Dynamite.
You know, I could use a white man
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just like you. I am about to extract
all the black from Black Dynamite
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so I will have my own
White Dynamite!
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Get the magnets!
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Start the process!
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Black Dynamite!
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Honey Bee!
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Black Dynamite, you came for me!
You ain't the first.
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I'm sorry I wasn't sensitive to your needs,
but right now, it looks like you
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need me to rescue you
from this giant ape and [bleep] up island.
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So let's just call it even.
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Noooo!
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Follow me, you honky monkey!
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Suey!
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Honky Kong!
Don't die, Honky Kong!
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I might not be into big, white
monkeys or little dicks
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or white monkeys with little dicks
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or little dicks in general,
but if I was,
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I would choose you!
Oh, but thank god I'm not.
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I'll always remember you,
my sweet Honky... Kong!
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What the [bleep]!
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Now, ain't that a bitch?
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Everybody listen up 'cause
apparently this message extends outside
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our little whorephanage. No more taking
Honey Bee for granted. Can you dig it?
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Wait, who's
watching the orphans?
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Uh, I feel used.
You gonna call me tomorrow?
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Yeah, I'll call you.
Oh, excuse me...
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you still got my dentures on your dick.
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