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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:11,844 Santa! santa! santa! santa! 2 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:15,114 Santa! santa! santa! santa! 3 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,383 Ladies and gentle elves, 4 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:20,953 may I introduce the holly-est, the jolliest, 5 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:23,222 the bellyful-of-jelly-est, 6 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:26,191 your santa claus! 7 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:29,294 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 8 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:31,730 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 9 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:32,731 Ho, ho, ho! 10 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,266 I love you, santa! 11 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,168 Hold it down, people. 12 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,703 Hold it down. 13 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,704 Ho, ho! 14 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,173 Christmas carol. 15 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:42,241 Here, sir. 16 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:48,347 Send in the christmas lists. 17 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:50,482 Lists! lists! lists! 18 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,651 Bring in the nice list. 19 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,190 I present to you the nice list! 20 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,462 Bring in the naughty list. 21 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,297 Oh. 22 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:23,749 Elmer the elder elf, 23 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,250 keeper of the naughty list. 24 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,453 Sure glad we only see him once a year. 25 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,754 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 26 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,955 Thank you... 27 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,156 elmer. 28 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:35,227 Sir, 29 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,695 here are your lists: 30 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:37,796 nice... 31 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:41,667 And naughty. 32 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:45,037 Thank you. 33 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:49,141 A lot of familiar names on here. 34 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:50,876 Some people never learn. 35 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:54,780 I guess they're getting coal again this christmas. 36 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,816 But enough negativity. 37 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,719 Now, let's see all the boys and girls 38 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:01,987 who will be getting 39 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,555 their christmas wishes this year. 40 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,224 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 41 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:08,160 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 42 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,695 Huh? 43 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:11,730 Christmas carol. 44 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,265 Yes, your jolliness? 45 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,600 W-W-What's going on? 46 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,168 Who gave albert his piano, 47 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,437 and who gave jane her cooking set? 48 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,038 Who's messing 49 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:24,109 with my christmas list? 50 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,210 Whoo-hoo! 51 00:02:25,212 --> 00:02:26,645 Yeah! 52 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,813 Best day ever. 53 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,448 Wishful thinking is on a roll. 54 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,283 3,000 wishes granted today. 55 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:35,654 Strange. 56 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,823 Ever since poof said his first words, 57 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,425 he's never been able to say another. 58 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:43,095 Maybe he just hasn't found his true voice yet. 59 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:45,430 I've been told my voice is kind of irritating. 60 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,232 Of course, I don't believe it. 61 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:48,567 What do you think, wanda? 62 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,369 - Oh! - 63 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:51,370 - okay, guys. 64 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,771 Time to grant more wishes. 65 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,106 We're going in. 66 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:57,042 Fairies: let's do it! 67 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,582 Whoo, whoo! 68 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,492 De nada! 69 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:14,793 Just a couple more. 70 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:26,171 I wish I had a real truck. 71 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:29,174 You got it, kid. 72 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,409 Awesome! 73 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,177 Yahoo! 74 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:38,784 Mm, japan. 75 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:40,852 Downtown, baby. 76 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,427 What a great wish. 77 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,072 Folks, I wish I could say this traffic jam would clear up, 78 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,373 but... wait; it just did! 79 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,975 I wish they remember my birthday. 80 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:04,876 Ooh, la, la! 81 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,714 You look thirsty. 82 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,716 Have a drink, big guy. 83 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:13,252 Oh, the leaning tower of pisa. 84 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,620 With extra anchovies. 85 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:19,057 Not a bad morning. 86 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,593 I bet after lunch, we could get a few thousand more wishes in. 87 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,496 On this trip alone, that makes... 88 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,200 uh, timmy, I think 89 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:30,602 we've definitely reached our quota. 90 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,170 Wow. tootie's right. 91 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,606 Our wands are getting a little overheated. 92 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,642 - I smell bacon. - 93 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,610 - hey. look down there. 94 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,045 I sense a wish coming on. 95 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,648 Man. 96 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,317 - Committing crimes sure is hard. - I know. 97 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,619 I just wish we had the goods right in our hands. 98 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,090 Both: good things do happen to bad people! 99 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:56,061 I'm sure they weren't actual burglars, 100 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:59,064 just big fans of burglar fashion, right? 101 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,466 Whoever they were, they sure were happy. 102 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,836 - Whee! - Whoa! 103 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,383 Ah! 104 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:19,818 Falling ornaments. 105 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,486 Either the earth has broken from its orbit 106 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,221 and we are hurtling towards the sun, 107 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,990 or this is the work of timmy turner 108 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,793 and his fairy godparents. 109 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,295 Oh. 110 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,464 There's turner now, 111 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:35,334 a 23-year-old living the life of a child. 112 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,302 Well, beware, turner. 113 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:39,104 As a christmas present, I'm gonna give you 114 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:40,706 a piece of my mind! 115 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,444 Merry christmas, mr. crocker. 116 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,012 Ah, begone, street urchins. 117 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,447 You know what I say about christmas. 118 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:49,581 Bah, handbag. 119 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,084 Don't you mean "bah, humbug"? 120 00:05:52,086 --> 00:05:53,685 No, I mean "bah, handbag." 121 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,253 that's because every year growing up, 122 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,688 all mother ever gave me for christmas 123 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,156 were women's handbags. 124 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,826 She always knew I'd give them back to her. 125 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:04,596 Well, then it's a good thing santa brings presents too. 126 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,298 Presents? what presents? 127 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,733 All santa ever gave me for christmas 128 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,969 was a lump of coal. 129 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,437 I've got so much of it, 130 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,773 I could power a small nation for six years. 131 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:17,409 Sounds like someone might be on the naughty list. 132 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,578 What's that, some kind of blog? 133 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,380 Uh, no, it's something you don't want to be on 134 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:22,948 if you're expecting presents. 135 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,416 Well, then I demand to be taken off 136 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:26,651 of this naughty list immediately! 137 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:31,790 Whom do I speak to about this outrage? 138 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,660 Um, last I heard, 139 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,629 santa claus keeps the naughty list 140 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,831 at the north pole. 141 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,800 - Merry christmas. - Merry christmas. 142 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,668 North pole? ridiculous! 143 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,137 Everyone knows there's no such thing 144 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:46,138 as the north pole 145 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:49,708 or polar bears. 146 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:53,278 You know, I hardly miss making wishes for myself. 147 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,946 I just love giving. 148 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,515 Love, love, love. - 149 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,216 well, it is the season for it. 150 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,018 Oh, isn't this beautiful? 151 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,386 I just love this time of the year. 152 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:02,554 Don't you, timmy? 153 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,122 Oh, sure. It's great. 154 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,324 But when you have magical fairies, 155 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:07,926 the whole year's a magical time, right? 156 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,161 - Parents! - Ah! 157 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:11,163 Ooh. 158 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:12,197 Both: hi, timmy. 159 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,198 Hi, tootie. 160 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,299 Hey, mom and dad. 161 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,700 Hi, mr. and mrs. turner. 162 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:18,136 - Oh, please. - Call us timmy's parents. 163 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,473 Just don't call us to say that timmy's moving back home. 164 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,875 Yeah, right, 'cause you're not, right? 165 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:24,943 Right? no! 166 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,077 No, no! no! 167 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,245 You can't. 168 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,447 We've already turned your room 169 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:29,981 into a secret spy cave. 170 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,484 Please don't take away our secret spy cave. 171 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,718 Relax, mom and dad. 172 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,920 I'm not moving back home. 173 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,421 - Ooh. - Oh. 174 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,156 Let heaven and nature sing. 175 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,459 What are you guys up to? 176 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,327 Uh, duh. 177 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:43,929 I'm dressed up as santa. 178 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,031 - And santa's little helper. - 179 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,098 - very christmassy. 180 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,700 It's christmas? 181 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,502 This year, I'm asking santa 182 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,003 for something practical: 183 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,371 a new computer. 184 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,207 I want something practical too: 185 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:58,276 a magical pony who poops ice cream, 186 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,744 then he eats the ice cream, 187 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,079 and he poops gold, 188 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,481 then he eats the gold, 189 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,416 and then he poops out a motorcycle, 190 00:08:04,418 --> 00:08:06,718 and we all ride away. 191 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,055 Bye! 192 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,056 Hey! 193 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,091 Best parents ever. 194 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,560 Timmy turner? 195 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,697 Down here, treetop. 196 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,500 We've got a problem. 197 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:22,501 A big one. 198 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,135 And you are? 199 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,971 I'm christmas carol, 200 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,539 elf first class. 201 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,074 This is my associate, 202 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,075 dingle dave. 203 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,710 I have no class. 204 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,545 Carol. 205 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,647 Wanda. 206 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:37,115 Cosmo. 207 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,550 Dingle. 208 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,719 Both: lousy stinkin' fairies. 209 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,154 Both: dirty rotten elves. 210 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,990 - Wait a minute. - You guys know each other? 211 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,992 Unfortunately, we do, 212 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:49,728 although they're shorter than I remember. 213 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,429 Who you calling short? 214 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,164 Bring it on, dingle boy. 215 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,334 What's this? 216 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,570 Timmy turner with some colorfully dressed weirdos 217 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,305 that aren't fairies. 218 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:09,014 - Oh. - 219 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,950 - so you guys are real, live elves? 220 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,285 Of course we are. 221 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:15,954 We live to make the world a happier place. 222 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,192 - It's amazing. - Magical creatures. 223 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,194 You don't see that every day. 224 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,396 - Hmm? - Huh? 225 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,665 Oh, sorry. 226 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:30,468 So you guys actually know the real santa claus? 227 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,037 The real santa. 228 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,574 Time for me to square off with the big guy 229 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:38,243 and get off the so-called naughty list. 230 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,712 He owes me. 231 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,014 Ah! 232 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,083 Die! mmm! 233 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,918 Oh, elves visiting dimmsdale at christmas? 234 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,587 - This is so exciting. - Yeah, right. 235 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,922 I wouldn't be too excited if I were you, kid. 236 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,758 Santa wants to see you right away. 237 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,428 Both: you're in big trouble, timmy turner. 238 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,601 Here we are. 239 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,235 Tootie, look down there. 240 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,337 The north pole. 241 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:07,005 It's amazing. - wow. 242 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,608 Yeah, if you like that sort of thing. 243 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,014 Ah, get me out of here. 244 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,616 Smells like elf farts in there. 245 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:19,084 And it's cold out here. 246 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,086 Ooh! 247 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,622 Ah. 248 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,691 Mr. turner, we've been expecting you. 249 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:29,561 Welcome to the north pole. 250 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,265 Fairies. 251 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,967 Both: elves. 252 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,036 I'm sensing some very hostile vibrations 253 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,771 between you guys and the elves. 254 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,373 What happened? 255 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,441 This is supposed to be a time of peace and love. 256 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,610 They know what they did to us. 257 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,445 What we did? 258 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,914 Oh, that's rich coming from you. 259 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:50,982 Whoa. 260 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,984 What's that? 261 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,654 Elves: don't touch that! 262 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,657 This is the christmas spirit generator. 263 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,393 He generates cheer all around the world. 264 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:02,494 Keep moving, people. 265 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,995 We are on a schedule. 266 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,297 We do not want to keep mr. claus waiting. 267 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,245 Oh. 268 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,446 So the north pole does exist. 269 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,916 Apparently, so do polar bears! 270 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,921 - Oh! - Ooh, wow! 271 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,022 Follow me. 272 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,791 Uh, I mean, yeah, whatever. 273 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,025 Wow. 274 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:49,040 Welcome to santa's workshop. 275 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,275 Amazing. 276 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,543 Here you'll see 277 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,712 state-of-the-art toy-making technology, 278 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,881 as well as the latest in holly, jolly hardware. 279 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,349 Over there is the command center. 280 00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,951 That's where we cross-reference 281 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,353 each and every gift with the naughty and nice list. 282 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,789 Feel free to marvel at the gift-o-wrapper: 283 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:08,226 perfectly gift-wraps up to 600 toys a minute. 284 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,694 - Whoa. - Oh. 285 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,130 We like to call it our little wrap star. 286 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,200 Whee! 287 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,901 Oh, be careful in there. 288 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,470 - My turn next. - 289 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:19,637 - oh, hey. what's this stuff? 290 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:20,939 Elves: don't touch that! 291 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,140 Ooh. 292 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,545 Oh. 293 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,982 And that's the dimensionation station. 294 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,550 We can track weather patterns 295 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,487 as well as real-time databases of chimney sizes. 296 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:37,555 They tell santa exactly just how much 297 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,824 to suck in his belly to fit down each one. 298 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,326 Awesome. 299 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,594 Elves: don't touch that! 300 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,499 Timmy turner! 301 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:49,467 Both: santa! 302 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,340 I need a word with you. 303 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:05,650 Timmy turner. 304 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,385 Welcome to the north pole! 305 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,687 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 306 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,256 Ho, ho, ho, ho. - thanks, santa. 307 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,960 You must be tootie. 308 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,396 You know my name. 309 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,898 But of course. 310 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,033 And I know every present I've ever given you. 311 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,601 Try me. 312 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,303 Uh, what did you get for me when I was eight? 313 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,106 A professor noggin chemistry set 314 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,108 and ballerina shoes. 315 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,109 Ho, ho! 316 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,744 Whoa. let me try. 317 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,345 What did you give me when I was six? 318 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,713 Easy. 319 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,116 A matty meteor star blaster, 320 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,717 a unicycle with a sissy bar seat, 321 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,386 one pair of underpants that could be used as a hat 322 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,087 when it rained, two hams, 323 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,089 oh, and a wendy wee-wee doll that when you pulled the... 324 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,959 uh, what's this thing do? 325 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:49,994 Could I have a moment with timmy, please? 326 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,197 - Uh... - this way, tootie. 327 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,998 Timmy, my boy. 328 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,883 Hmm. 329 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:12,884 Ooh, incredible. 330 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,185 Santa's workshop. 331 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,453 In order for me to confront him, 332 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,188 I'll need to disguise myself. 333 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,623 Ooh, time to use 334 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,625 my patented crocker blend-in technique. 335 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,627 Yoink! 336 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,230 Oh, perfect. 337 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,298 Now I look just like an elf. 338 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,301 You there! 339 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,036 And where do you think you're going? 340 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,471 Me? 341 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,572 Oh, nowhere special. 342 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:38,509 Just a typical elf doing, um, 343 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,345 elf things. 344 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,347 You're new around here, aren't you? 345 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,715 Yes, sir. 346 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,016 Crash! 347 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,517 Yeah, fresh in from the elf academy 348 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,553 with the sugarplums and the candy canes 349 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,022 and the... gingerbread. 350 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,023 Good. 351 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,391 You can start 352 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,426 by mucking out the reindeer stalls. 353 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,263 Right away, sir. 354 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:01,699 But first, 355 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,802 your ears look a little dull. 356 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,471 Looks like we have to sharpen them. 357 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:20,118 I got a problem. 358 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,053 Uh, well, just tell me it as a wish, 359 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,122 and my fairies will fix it, no problem. 360 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,224 That's my problem! 361 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,692 When you use your powers 362 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,360 to give people everything that they want, 363 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,895 especially this time of year, 364 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,131 well, they don't need me. 365 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,868 Their names are disappearing from my nice list. 366 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,303 Wow, santa. 367 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,104 I never really thought about it that way. 368 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,372 Oh. 369 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,141 I just love giving, you know? 370 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,176 - Love, love, love. - I know. 371 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,811 Giving is the greatest thing there is. 372 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,514 But as you know, with great power... 373 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,884 And magical fairies do fall into that category... 374 00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,986 Comes great responsibility. 375 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,289 Sorry, santa. 376 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,325 I guess I put everyone in a bad spot, huh? 377 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,893 Here. 378 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,127 Have a candy cane. 379 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,529 There isn't a bad spot 380 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,230 that one of santa's delicious candy canes 381 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,665 can't get you out of. 382 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,035 In your case, 383 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,403 you better take two. 384 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,604 - Hmm. - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! 385 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,007 Thanks. 386 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,675 Oh. 387 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,711 Whoa! 388 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:21,713 Ah! oh, no! 389 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,291 So now do you understand, timmy? 390 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,594 Christmas should be a time where giving is special. 391 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,396 Look at these elves. 392 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,965 They work all year long 393 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,101 to make sure that christmas can happen 394 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,937 for all the good boys and girls. 395 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:48,373 - Sorry, santa. - It's jammed again. 396 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,941 Will you give me a second, timmy? 397 00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:53,111 I wish this thing would stop breaking down. 398 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,546 - Hey. - Hey, did you guys hear that? 399 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,482 Santa just made a wish. - uh... 400 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,418 didn't santa just ask you not to? 401 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,820 Psh, he didn't say anything about not making wishes for him. 402 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,322 I'll just put my arm up here. 403 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,957 Oh, sorry. - come on. 404 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,725 Let's show him how we roll and fix that thing. 405 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,794 Uh, if you say so, timmy. 406 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,263 Ah! oh! 407 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,898 - Oh! - 408 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:19,170 - way to go. - Guys, w-what's going on? 409 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,305 - Are you crazy? - Oh! oh! 410 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,841 Using fairy magic in an elf-made building? 411 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,209 It wasn't us. 412 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,513 Whoa. oh! 413 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,914 Whoa! 414 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,416 Crash! 415 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,087 Oh! 416 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,266 Is he... 417 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:53,771 santa? 418 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:54,939 Are you okay? 419 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,441 Speak to me! 420 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,842 I'm fine, mommy. 421 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,446 "Ha, ha, ha"? 422 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,047 Not "ho, ho, ho"? 423 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,715 Santa claus, are you hurt? 424 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,451 Santa claus? 425 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,119 Who's santa claus? 426 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:11,889 I'm the easter bunny. 427 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,899 Clearly the fall scrambled santa's head. 428 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,068 He's forgotten who he is. 429 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,571 Who knows how long he's gonna be like this? 430 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,808 Oh, it gets worse, guys. 431 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,477 I think those are rabbit droppings. 432 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,013 Emergency shutdown. 433 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,516 Emergency shutdown? 434 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,218 Emergency shutdown. 435 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,586 Oh, no. 436 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,321 This is not good. 437 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,389 - Oh. - Emergency shutdown. 438 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,358 Emergency shutdown. 439 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:51,095 Emergency shutdown. Emergency shutdown. 440 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,597 Emergency shutdown. 441 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,665 Emergency shutdown. - oh, no. 442 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,334 W-W-What's happening? 443 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,769 It's the workshop failsafe system kicking in. 444 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,404 Without a functioning santa claus, 445 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,839 the workshop won't work. 446 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,774 This is all your fault, timmy turner. 447 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:04,809 My fault? 448 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:09,180 Yes, your fault. 449 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,450 It is I, jorgen von strangle, 450 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,085 and I'm here to, uh, 451 00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:16,354 not only model the latest in fairy winter wear... 452 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,588 hmm. 453 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,623 But to once again 454 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,024 straighten out the mess 455 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,527 timmy turner has made. 456 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,362 By the way, merry christmas. 457 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,197 - Jorgen? - Ooh, presents. 458 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,032 Ooh. 459 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,534 Fairies: da rules? 460 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,135 Timmy turner, 461 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,204 I came here to inform you 462 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,939 that you are once again 463 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,542 in deep trouble. 464 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,076 According to da rules, 465 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,546 paragraph 1,225, article "k," 466 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,581 subsection kringle, 467 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,651 if a godchild should injure a holiday icon 468 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,319 and prevent said icon 469 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,987 from performing their holiday duties... 470 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,156 he said "doodies." 471 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,226 Then... 472 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,961 the godchild in question 473 00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:00,131 must assume the responsibilities of that icon 474 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:03,167 until such time as the icon is able to perform again. 475 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,635 Okay, jorgen. 476 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,137 In english, please? 477 00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,239 Fine. 478 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,575 Until santa gets better... 479 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,776 carrots! 480 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,682 Timmy turner, 481 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:21,819 you are the new santa claus. 482 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,898 Me? santa claus? 483 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,499 Come on. 484 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,168 This is ridiculous. 485 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,704 This boy taking the place of the great claus? 486 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,905 I scoff at that. 487 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,740 Watch me scoff. 488 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,542 You call that a scoff? 489 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,810 This is a scoff. 490 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,213 That's more an expression of doubt. 491 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,915 - Well, I took a shot. - Guys, guys, guys. 492 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,550 What are you fighting about? 493 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,653 The fairies and elves have been feuding for centuries. 494 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,724 That's because fairies always ruin everything. 495 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,559 Everyone, focus. 496 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,095 Timmy being santa claus just might work. 497 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,096 Really? 498 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,465 Bring me santa's hat. 499 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,537 If what that muscle head says is true 500 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,439 and you've taken on the santa position, 501 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,775 then the workshop should respond to you. 502 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,543 There's only one way to test it. 503 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,978 Put it on. 504 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,716 Crash! 505 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,460 Whoa. 506 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,966 System reboot. 507 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,603 It's working. 508 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,805 I can't believe it. 509 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,440 Take your places, everyone. 510 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,876 Christmas is a go. 511 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,744 Ooh, I want to help. 512 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,997 Enjoy. 513 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:13,998 Hey. 514 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,966 I could get used to this. 515 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,436 Well, at least until santa gets better. 516 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,406 Oh, yeah, with wanda, cosmo, and poof by my side, 517 00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:24,809 I can totally pull off this santa thing. 518 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,010 Youch! 519 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,079 That ear sharpener really smarts. 520 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:30,748 Huh. 521 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,850 Who knew reindeer poop was so sparkly? 522 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,855 Nobody can sit and watch other people work 523 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,323 quite like our timmy. 524 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:42,293 I'm so proud. 525 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:49,633 - Emergency shutdown. - Emergency shutdown. 526 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,268 Emergency shutdown. 527 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,284 Doesn't anyone pay the electricity bill 528 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,652 around here? 529 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,724 Ooh, what's that? 530 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,127 "Close the gate so the reindeer won't escape," hmm. 531 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:19,463 Hmm. 532 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,167 Deal with it. 533 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,236 What's happening, timmy? 534 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,471 - We've got a problem. - What is it? 535 00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:29,573 Timmy turner can't be santa claus. 536 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,242 Why not? 537 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,877 Because timmy turner 538 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,445 is on the naughty list. 539 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,984 Well, then these need to disappear. 540 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,821 M-m-m-me? 541 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,557 But how did timmy end up on the naughty list? 542 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,058 Maybe it has something to do 543 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,394 with the fact that he almost killed santa. 544 00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:52,229 Or the fact that he messed up christmas 545 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,732 in the first place by granting so many wishes. 546 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:57,234 Or the fact that he has terrible body odor, 547 00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:58,369 cries in his sleep... 548 00:23:58,371 --> 00:23:59,370 Oh, wait. that's me. 549 00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,771 Hey. no big deal. 550 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,606 I can totally fix this mess. 551 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,341 All I got to do is have cosmo, wanda, and poof 552 00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:05,376 zap me off the naughty list. 553 00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:06,944 Simple. 554 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,913 If there's one thing fairies understand, 555 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:09,914 it's simple. 556 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,549 Oh, really? 557 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:12,850 Well, it would be simple 558 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,351 to turn you into a pooper scooper. 559 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,387 What's going on? 560 00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:18,656 I'm not getting any magic reception in my wand. 561 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,257 Me neither. 562 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,092 I got no bars. I got to get out of here. 563 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,527 I got people coming over tonight. 564 00:24:23,529 --> 00:24:25,362 With the christmas spirit power down, 565 00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:27,398 the north pole's magnetic polarity 566 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,800 is rendering your fairy magic useless. 567 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,969 Okay. okay. 568 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,604 How do I get my name off the naughty list? 569 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,873 There's only one way. 570 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,042 Tell us, dingle dave. 571 00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,777 I mean, timmy will do anything. 572 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,146 Well, surely you don't mean... 573 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,547 yes. 574 00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:45,883 Elmer the elder elf. 575 00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,421 He sees all. 576 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:51,455 He knows all. 577 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:53,257 Only he has the power 578 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:54,725 to take someone off the naughty list. 579 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:56,460 Well, easy. 580 00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,829 I'll just go to this elmer the elder elf's house 581 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,465 and ask him to take me off the naughty list. 582 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,000 It's not that easy, timmy. 583 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,768 People have tried, and... 584 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,337 well, timmy has to do something. 585 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:08,072 There's two days left until christmas, 586 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,840 and real santa doesn't look 587 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,842 like he's gonna be ready anytime soon. 588 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:15,446 I'm a pretty little ballerina. 589 00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:17,781 Whee! - look. 590 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:20,417 I owe this to santa claus. 591 00:25:20,419 --> 00:25:22,953 Okay, out there somewhere, there is another little boy 592 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,688 dreaming of a wendy wee-wee doll. 593 00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:29,126 I mean a football. 594 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,694 And I'm not gonna let that kid down. 595 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,129 If I have to travel 596 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,931 to this elmer the elder elf's realm, 597 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:35,132 I'll do it... 598 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,133 Alone. 599 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:38,269 Without magic, timmy? 600 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:39,937 Oh, timmy can do anything. 601 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,438 Right, timmy? - yeah. 602 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,007 How hard can it be? 603 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,542 The path to elmer's realm 604 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,711 is fraught with death and danger 605 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:50,047 and more dangerous danger. 606 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,016 And... and by "danger," you mean... 607 00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,851 you may not make it back alive, 608 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,286 timmy turner. 609 00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:58,889 I'm going with you. 610 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:01,559 We're a team. 611 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,727 And I, unfortunately, will not be going, 612 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:06,130 because I'm extremely allergic to danger. 613 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:07,498 You're coming too. 614 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,366 Fine, but if my tongue swells up... 615 00:26:09,368 --> 00:26:12,169 Oh, no, it's already started. 616 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,374 Mr. crocker, what are you doing here? 617 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,076 Oh, well, it's a long story 618 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,245 that involves a freezing car ride, 619 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,647 reindeer poop, and an ear sharpener. 620 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:25,082 Believe me, 621 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,251 that part... not pretty. 622 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,852 But that is not the point. 623 00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:31,555 You see, I am here because I am coming along 624 00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:35,593 to get my name taken off the naughty list too. 625 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:40,230 Well, you're welcome to come, mr. crocker. 626 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:41,265 We'll all go together. 627 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,366 Whatever. 628 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:45,269 Well, 629 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,404 you're gonna need a guide. 630 00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:49,173 And someone to carry back your bodies. 631 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,441 Huh? 632 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:53,010 And you're also gonna need this. 633 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:22,373 Cold. 634 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:30,447 Which way now, guys? 635 00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:31,915 Never fear, timmy. 636 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,117 It's obvious. 637 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,052 The realm of elmer is... 638 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:37,254 Both: that way! 639 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:38,889 Right. that way. 640 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,125 Oh, I wish you could wish 641 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,126 for directions, 642 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,460 but my wand's as useless 643 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,596 as cosmo's invisibility helmet. 644 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:48,832 - Wanda, I'm right here. - She can't see me. 645 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,668 I thought you guys said you knew the north pole 646 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,136 like the back of your hand. 647 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,937 Oh, typical elves... 648 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,072 No sense of direction. 649 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:56,974 Oh, yeah? 650 00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:58,676 Well, typical fairies... 651 00:27:58,678 --> 00:27:59,810 No taste in husbands. 652 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:00,811 Hey! 653 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,112 How dare you? 654 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,914 I have fantastic taste in husbands. 655 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,783 Okay, that's it. 656 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:08,018 What did I do? 657 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,353 - I can't kick him. - He's floating. 658 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,788 Ha, you're so short, 659 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,356 you couldn't kick a flea's knees. 660 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:13,524 Burn. 661 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:14,992 Oh, yeah? 662 00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,860 Oh! 663 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,328 Ha! missed me! 664 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:20,764 What is the deal? 665 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:22,166 He's got snowballs. 666 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:24,034 I can't kick him. 667 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,202 What was that? 668 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:28,205 There's nothing there, tootie. 669 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,440 But just to be safe, 670 00:28:29,442 --> 00:28:31,275 we'll hide in timmy's pocket. 671 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,447 Hey, guys. 672 00:28:36,449 --> 00:28:38,082 Over there. 673 00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:57,134 This is the only way to transport us 674 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,802 over the cracked candy cane chasm 675 00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,171 to the forbidden forest. 676 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:03,340 The chasm floor is miles below. 677 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:04,808 It's made up entirely 678 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:07,745 of ancient razor-sharp broken candy canes. 679 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,413 All pointed owie side up. 680 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:12,082 One slip, and you're peppermint shish kebab! 681 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,251 You know, guys, maybe this wasn't the best idea. 682 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,920 - Whoo! - See you on the other side! 683 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,590 Whoa! 684 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,325 Whoo! 685 00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:24,061 What she said. 686 00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:25,063 Whoo! 687 00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:29,767 Whoa! 688 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:33,871 Um... 689 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,940 you know... 690 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:39,610 It's really not so bad 691 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:41,211 being on the naughty list after all. 692 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:43,013 I think I'll just... 693 00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:46,517 I regret nothing! 694 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,253 - Whoo! - Whoa! 695 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:54,158 Oh, no! 696 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,027 Ooh! 697 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:58,295 Whoo! 698 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,067 Ooh, fun. 699 00:30:04,069 --> 00:30:06,804 Whoa! whoa, whoa! 700 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,141 Whoo-hoo! 701 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,613 Ah, I haven't been that scared 702 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,315 since wanda's mother moved in with us. 703 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:22,286 Oh, there are things I can't unsee. 704 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:26,089 If that's as bad as it gets, 705 00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:27,758 I think we're gonna be okay. 706 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,093 I feel pretty good about this trip. 707 00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:32,329 I'm with my friends. I'm helping save christmas. 708 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,764 What's the worst that could happen? 709 00:30:33,766 --> 00:30:34,932 Huh? 710 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,567 Oh! 711 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:38,669 Tootie! 712 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:40,137 Oh, well. 713 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:41,839 Better them than me. 714 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,120 Oh, mr. crocker! 715 00:30:57,122 --> 00:30:59,256 I've always pictured your demise, turner. 716 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:02,492 I just never pictured me being with you when it happened! 717 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,301 Is everyone okay? 718 00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:13,270 Well, uh, we fell off a cliff. 719 00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:15,706 We're in the forbidden forest. We lost timmy. 720 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,474 We're wet and cold. 721 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,509 - Other than that, we're great. - Yeah. 722 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,044 I'll tell you what's not great. 723 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,613 You're sitting on us! - oh. 724 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:27,452 Whoa. 725 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:32,823 Whoa! whoa! 726 00:31:32,825 --> 00:31:34,224 Aah! 727 00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:38,562 - Ah. - 728 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:40,797 - 729 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:42,065 - did you see that? 730 00:31:43,836 --> 00:31:45,836 Probably an elf-eating monster. 731 00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:47,905 There it is again. 732 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:50,307 It's a... it's a... 733 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:51,675 It's... 734 00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:54,244 it's not an elf-eating monster. 735 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,512 It's a penguin. 736 00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,714 Maybe he's seen timmy. 737 00:31:57,716 --> 00:32:00,651 Last I checked, penguins aren't very talkative. 738 00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,152 There's one way to find out. 739 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:03,387 Whoo! 740 00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:04,521 Whoa. 741 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:05,522 Hi. 742 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,257 Hello, penguin. 743 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,525 Oh. 744 00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:13,330 What's she doing? 745 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:14,498 Shh, can't you see 746 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,166 she's trying to make contact? 747 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:18,368 That, or she's got a bone stuck in her throat. 748 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,276 Oh, yeah. 749 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,745 I forgot tootie speaks penguin. 750 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:29,746 Amazing. 751 00:32:29,748 --> 00:32:31,782 She also surfed niagara falls 752 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,116 and plays a mean oboe. 753 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,085 Okay. 754 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,360 Smack! - 755 00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:44,728 - what did I do? 756 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:47,931 Sorry, dave. my fault. 757 00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:49,866 Penguin for "have you seen my lost friend" 758 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:52,102 sounds a lot like "the elf thinks your mom's ugly." 759 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:54,271 Smack! 760 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,305 Why? 761 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,908 No, he doesn't think that. 762 00:32:57,910 --> 00:32:59,142 No, um... 763 00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,154 Oh, okay, 764 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,556 so he doesn't know where timmy is, 765 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:14,424 but he does know the way out of the forest. 766 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:15,425 Ah! 767 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:16,994 Awesome! great. 768 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:18,261 What are we waiting for? 769 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,329 Lead the way. 770 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:20,397 Smack! 771 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:21,431 What was that for? 772 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:26,069 That's just penguin for "good luck." 773 00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:27,170 whoo-hoo! 774 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,905 After you. 775 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:31,541 Oh, okay, lead the way. 776 00:33:34,013 --> 00:33:35,612 We can only hope that timmy and crocker 777 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:38,215 stumbled into some good luck too. 778 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,419 Don't worry. 779 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:43,587 Hold on, mr. crocker. 780 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:45,255 I've got you. 781 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,990 Turner, I'm gonna quote my mother 782 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:48,859 when she saw my first grade photo. 783 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:50,827 This doesn't look good. 784 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,195 You're gonna be okay. 785 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,463 Trust me. 786 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:57,367 I want to tell someone before I die... 787 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,302 I don't really need glasses. 788 00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:01,104 I just wear them to look smart. 789 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,475 And now good-bye. 790 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,177 Mr. crocker, no! 791 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:13,517 Uh, mr. crocker. 792 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:24,861 Mr. crocker. 793 00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:27,931 Mr. crocker. 794 00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:30,667 Oh. 795 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:32,636 Well, this is, um, 796 00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:35,972 awkward. 797 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:37,507 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 798 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,209 I have a confession too. 799 00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:41,478 I'm not much good without my fairies. 800 00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:44,382 No kidding. 801 00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:53,156 I hope tootie's okay. 802 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:54,324 We've got to find her. 803 00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:56,526 Yeah. which one's tootie? 804 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:57,994 Oh, I haven't been this cold 805 00:34:57,996 --> 00:34:59,696 since mother locked me in the meat freezer. 806 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:00,997 She said it was an accident. 807 00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:03,500 Who knew I'd ever tire of venison? 808 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:08,238 Is that what I think it is? 809 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,240 Uh-oh. 810 00:35:17,648 --> 00:35:20,150 Hey. are you guys okay? 811 00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:22,486 We heard a commotion. 812 00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:24,020 I heard such a scream. 813 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:26,556 The icing on the back of my neck stood up. 814 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,125 - Oh. - Yeah. 815 00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:29,826 Yeah, that was us. 816 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,195 Say, are you guys really... 817 00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:33,530 gingerbread men? 818 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:34,998 Sure are. 819 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,535 This is our home. 820 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:40,971 We don't get a lot of your types out here. 821 00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:42,139 Welcome. 822 00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:43,540 So you're not gonna hurt us? 823 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:45,075 Why would we hurt you? 824 00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:46,409 That's silly. 825 00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:48,011 You haven't done anything to us. 826 00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:50,814 Well, that's great. I'm timmy. 827 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,883 We just fell down the mountain and lost our friends. 828 00:35:52,885 --> 00:35:53,917 Hey, timmy. 829 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,418 I'm ginger fred, 830 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:57,220 and we'll help you find your friends. 831 00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:58,388 You will? 832 00:35:58,390 --> 00:35:59,756 Of course. 833 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:01,491 No one understands the value of friendship 834 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,826 like a gingerbread man. 835 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,728 See, timmy, me and my friends... 836 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:06,596 Well, we're all we have. 837 00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:08,064 We've lived in these magical woods 838 00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:10,734 in peace and tranquility for thousands of years. 839 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,002 I couldn't live here 840 00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:15,272 without my very bestest ginger friends, 841 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:16,606 ginger ed... 842 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,543 - Ginger ned... - hey. 843 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:22,078 And, of course, ginger jed. 844 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,115 He's eating me! 845 00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:27,851 Crocker! 846 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:28,919 What? 847 00:36:28,921 --> 00:36:30,954 - Oh! - Ginger jed! 848 00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:32,422 Kill them! 849 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:34,724 Oh, get him! 850 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,059 Take him. get the pointy-eared... 851 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:37,694 Wait. wait. hold up. Get the pinky. 852 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,430 - Get the pinky. - Get the slow one! 853 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:41,531 - Get him! - Turner! 854 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,533 Wait for me! 855 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,569 I wish I had some milk to go with that. 856 00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:46,770 Curses, nutmeg-y goodness. 857 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:47,771 I was starving! 858 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:48,872 You ate their friend! 859 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:49,873 Just his head! 860 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:50,874 Hey, here they come! 861 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,309 Whoa! 862 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:53,777 Get him! 863 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,980 Smack! - ooh. 864 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:01,551 Well, now which way? 865 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,119 - Um... - 866 00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:04,721 - he says the way to elmer's 867 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:07,257 is over some bridge that way. 868 00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:08,258 Thank you. - bye. 869 00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,759 Thanks. 870 00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,561 I'd say everything is certainly looking up. 871 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:15,799 Tootie! 872 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,167 Tootie! - 873 00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:19,069 timmy! 874 00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:20,337 Oh. 875 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:22,272 Oh, I'm so glad I found you guys. 876 00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,341 Tootie, there's something I really need to tell you. 877 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,809 - Really? what? - 878 00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:28,245 - run! 879 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:30,780 There they are! 880 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,115 Dingle, 881 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,850 snowball maneuver alpha tango bravo. 882 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:36,119 Go! go! go! 883 00:37:36,121 --> 00:37:37,787 Kill them! 884 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,789 Hey! - 885 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:43,927 Retreat! 886 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,028 Wait up! 887 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,096 Wait up! 888 00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:47,130 Wait for us! 889 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,604 Are we ready to get out of the cold yet? 890 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:57,207 I wish we could wish for a fire. 891 00:37:57,209 --> 00:37:59,009 You need fairies for that. 892 00:37:59,011 --> 00:38:00,877 Hey, wait a minute. 893 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,045 I'm working on it. 894 00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:06,383 Good luck with that, timmy. 895 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,685 In the meantime, 896 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:09,986 here we go. 897 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,688 Home, sweet home! 898 00:38:15,693 --> 00:38:16,793 Oops. 899 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,628 Oh. 900 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,497 If I don't get warm... 901 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:22,465 I'm going to die. 902 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,467 If only I could get this fire started. 903 00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:25,969 Even if you do start a fire, 904 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,672 there's nothing to burn but the snow and rocks. 905 00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:30,140 She's right. 906 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,675 We're all gonna end up as popsicles. 907 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,376 If timmy says he can do it, 908 00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:34,811 he can do it. 909 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,179 You can do it, right, timmy? 910 00:38:36,181 --> 00:38:37,414 I got this, guys. 911 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:38,982 Don't worry. 912 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,084 That's what he said about being santa claus. 913 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:44,888 Big talk from a little guy who can't even set up a tent. 914 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:47,390 Let's at least huddle up for warmth. 915 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:50,694 Come here, poof. 916 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,733 Guys, guys! 917 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:57,834 I got a spark. 918 00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:59,169 - Oh, good! - Oh, he did it. 919 00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:02,272 Oh. - you did it, timmy. 920 00:39:02,274 --> 00:39:03,273 Oh, I can't keep it going. 921 00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:04,507 These leaves are too wet. 922 00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:08,945 Here. 923 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:11,181 I hate to give away my personal property, 924 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:13,216 but this might work. 925 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:16,619 Where... where did you get all this coal from? 926 00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:17,620 Where do you think? 927 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:20,256 From santa. 928 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:22,625 Mr. crocker is a naughty-list legend. 929 00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:24,294 Wow. 930 00:39:24,296 --> 00:39:25,428 Thanks, mr. crocker. 931 00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:26,596 Yeah. 932 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,065 - Oh. - Oh, that's better. 933 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,066 Oh. - 934 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:31,601 - oh, this isn't so bad. 935 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:33,403 I haven't had this many people this close to me 936 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:36,373 for this long without a counselor in the room. 937 00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:39,876 Marshmallow? 938 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,411 I keep them in my underpants... 939 00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:42,812 for an emergency. 940 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:45,582 That's where I keep my marshmallows. 941 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:46,783 Great minds, huh? 942 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:49,552 Oh, men and their marshmallows. 943 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:51,254 And their underpants. 944 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:53,423 This does not mean I'm your friend. 945 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:55,258 I just hate to let a good... 946 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,926 underpants marshmallow go to waste. 947 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:58,161 That's all. 948 00:39:58,163 --> 00:40:00,597 This fire is great, timmy. 949 00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:01,965 Thanks. 950 00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:04,234 Can't believe it actually worked. 951 00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:06,569 Even without magic, I wished for a fire, 952 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:09,239 and you made it happen. 953 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,340 Yeah. 954 00:40:10,342 --> 00:40:11,908 I guess I did. 955 00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:21,151 Never seen anything like it. 956 00:40:21,153 --> 00:40:23,019 The christmas spirit monitor is dropping 957 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:26,456 faster than santa down a greased chimney. 958 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:31,294 Here, santa, santa. 959 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:34,831 Uncle jorgen has a yummy plate of milk and cookies for you. 960 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,299 Shing! - ha-ha! 961 00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:37,600 Who's santa? 962 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,836 For I am hair-face the horrible. 963 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:42,005 Why are there no horses in this town? 964 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:44,641 For tomorrow we ride. 965 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:45,875 Oh, boy. 966 00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:47,010 Uh, tomorrow we ride. 967 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:48,011 Fine, we ride. 968 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:49,879 We ride. 969 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:51,214 We've got gloom, people! 970 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:52,782 Say what? 971 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,952 Christmas gloom. 972 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,654 Without a santa claus, 973 00:40:57,656 --> 00:41:00,290 christmas spirit is too weak to hold it back. 974 00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:01,825 What does that mean? 975 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:05,161 It means timmy turner is running out of time. 976 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:10,400 Ooh! 977 00:41:10,402 --> 00:41:12,202 Oh, honey. 978 00:41:12,204 --> 00:41:15,805 My famous timmy's dad's special christmas pie is ready, 979 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,207 just the way you like it. 980 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,877 I do love your pie. 981 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,315 Ooh. 982 00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:28,852 Suddenly pie makes me sad. 983 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,521 Me too. 984 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,928 The tree's looking awesome, mouse. 985 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:40,630 Check this out. 986 00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:46,703 Who cares? 987 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:48,304 Life is pain. 988 00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:54,177 Deck the halls with boughs of holly 989 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:56,346 fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la 990 00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:57,914 'tis the season to be jolly 991 00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:59,249 what is that racket? 992 00:41:59,251 --> 00:42:02,552 What are you all so happy about? 993 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:06,022 Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la 994 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:08,691 wow. 995 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,026 Vicky's right. 996 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:12,061 Why are we so happy? 997 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:13,063 Let's go. 998 00:42:14,431 --> 00:42:15,798 Hey, no, guys. 999 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,900 Wait. where you going? 1000 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:18,401 Don't leave. 1001 00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:20,370 I suddenly feel great! 1002 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:22,372 Deck the halls with boughs of holly 1003 00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:24,641 fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la 1004 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,313 There. 1005 00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:32,348 The bridge of badness. 1006 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:33,783 We have to cross it. 1007 00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:35,451 We'll go check it out. 1008 00:42:35,453 --> 00:42:38,588 Hey, guys, be careful. 1009 00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:40,223 There's no way this bridge will hold us. 1010 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:43,159 There's got to be another way. 1011 00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:45,662 This bridge is definitely not up to building code. 1012 00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:50,166 - There is no other way. - It's almost christmas eve. 1013 00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:51,734 If I don't get my name off the naughty list 1014 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,436 in the next few hours, christmas is ruined. 1015 00:42:53,438 --> 00:42:56,739 Well, maybe they can move it a day. 1016 00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:58,308 Look. 1017 00:42:58,310 --> 00:43:00,009 I'll just go first to make sure it's safe. 1018 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:03,780 Use an elf as a test dummy. 1019 00:43:16,494 --> 00:43:18,795 - Lava? - Eggnog. 1020 00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:20,096 I always wondered what the source 1021 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:21,364 of that culinary abomination was. 1022 00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:23,533 I'm going in. 1023 00:43:27,304 --> 00:43:29,038 Timmy! 1024 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,506 Oh, careful. 1025 00:43:30,508 --> 00:43:31,574 You can do it, timmy. 1026 00:43:33,877 --> 00:43:35,011 Easy. 1027 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,346 Easy. 1028 00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:37,880 Oh, careful. 1029 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,791 - Timmy! - 1030 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,460 - way to go, poof. 1031 00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:52,195 - Ta-da! - Yeah, poof! 1032 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:55,231 - Whoa, thanks, poof. - 1033 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:57,500 - I'm coming with you. 1034 00:43:57,502 --> 00:43:59,402 I don't think that's a very good idea. 1035 00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:00,837 I don't think we have a choice. 1036 00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:02,171 Look! - get them! 1037 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:03,840 - Get them. - Kill them! 1038 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,475 - Get them! - Oh, no! 1039 00:44:05,477 --> 00:44:07,143 Run! 1040 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:08,378 Hurry! hurry, hurry, hurry! 1041 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:09,812 Come on, cosmo. let's go. 1042 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:11,180 We'll save them. 1043 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,815 Whoa! 1044 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:17,353 - Come on, guys! - Ooh. 1045 00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:19,522 We'll stay back and hold them off. 1046 00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:21,024 Yeah. wait. what? 1047 00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:22,892 Come on. 1048 00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:24,193 We're almost there. 1049 00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:26,029 Get them! 1050 00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,497 Right there. 1051 00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:29,565 You'll never get away! 1052 00:44:31,236 --> 00:44:32,368 Come on. 1053 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:33,670 Don't look down, wanda. 1054 00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:35,705 Uh, I think we forgot something 1055 00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:37,240 in timmy's pocket. 1056 00:44:38,276 --> 00:44:39,375 You're not leaving. 1057 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:41,110 You can't get away from me. 1058 00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:42,211 These are our woods. 1059 00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:44,614 - Guys, hurry! - 1060 00:44:44,616 --> 00:44:45,782 oh! 1061 00:44:47,285 --> 00:44:48,785 Whoa. 1062 00:44:49,887 --> 00:44:51,187 Wait a second. 1063 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,089 You guys wait. Hold it right there. 1064 00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:54,090 I'm gonna stop you. 1065 00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:55,092 I'll show you guys. 1066 00:45:01,465 --> 00:45:02,899 Hold on, turner. 1067 00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:04,634 Don't you let go of... 1068 00:45:04,636 --> 00:45:06,269 oh, huh. 1069 00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,072 Mr. crocker, hurry! 1070 00:45:09,074 --> 00:45:11,441 I just need to tie my shoe. 1071 00:45:11,443 --> 00:45:14,210 I take personal safety very seriously. 1072 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,212 What? 1073 00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:27,223 Oh! 1074 00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:33,262 Turner, 1075 00:45:33,264 --> 00:45:35,665 you already know about the glasses, 1076 00:45:35,667 --> 00:45:37,834 but there's one more secret. 1077 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:42,171 I dye my hair. 1078 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,006 I'm a redhead. 1079 00:45:44,008 --> 00:45:45,308 Hang on. 1080 00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:46,609 You're not going anywhere. 1081 00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:47,810 Hold on! 1082 00:45:47,812 --> 00:45:49,045 I got you. 1083 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:53,182 Whoa! 1084 00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:54,183 Timmy! 1085 00:45:54,185 --> 00:45:55,284 No! 1086 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,520 Fairies: timmy! 1087 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,693 Timmy! 1088 00:46:03,695 --> 00:46:04,894 He's gone! 1089 00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:06,395 This is terrible. 1090 00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:08,598 He was the best friend I ever had. 1091 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,734 At least he tried. 1092 00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:14,604 He gave his all to save christmas. 1093 00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:17,140 I always wanted to see turner fall off a cliff, 1094 00:46:17,142 --> 00:46:20,543 and now I find it strangely unsatisfying. 1095 00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:32,955 - Timmy! - Timmy! 1096 00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:34,223 You made it. 1097 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,227 Whoo-hoo! 1098 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:39,228 But how? 1099 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:40,496 Santa's right. 1100 00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:41,798 There's not a bad spot 1101 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,399 that a candy cane or two can't fix. 1102 00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:46,335 Ah, I'm so happy to see you, timmy. 1103 00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:47,937 By the way, you owe me $3. 1104 00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:49,572 Both: cosmo! 1105 00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:54,110 I didn't think I'd ever see you again. 1106 00:46:58,949 --> 00:46:59,949 Well, 1107 00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,584 looks like we made it. 1108 00:47:02,754 --> 00:47:05,021 Ah. 1109 00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:11,294 The home 1110 00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:14,363 of elmer the elder elf, 1111 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:17,600 keeper of the naughty list. 1112 00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:18,935 Whoa. 1113 00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:21,671 Oh! 1114 00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:29,946 We're almost there. 1115 00:47:35,953 --> 00:47:38,487 He seems like a very friendly guy. 1116 00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:40,122 Totally. 1117 00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:46,362 Huh? 1118 00:47:47,632 --> 00:47:49,432 Well, here it goes. 1119 00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:54,804 Oh, that's it. 1120 00:47:54,806 --> 00:47:56,339 No one's home. we... 1121 00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:08,451 Uh, did we just land in paris? 1122 00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:12,688 Wonder what that's all about. 1123 00:48:13,858 --> 00:48:15,057 Toothpicks. 1124 00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,692 Huh. mm-mm-mm. 1125 00:48:16,694 --> 00:48:17,694 Mm-hmm. 1126 00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:27,203 You think he knows we're here? 1127 00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:29,405 Come forward, timmy turner. 1128 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:30,773 How does he know my name? 1129 00:48:30,775 --> 00:48:33,009 He sees all. 1130 00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:35,344 He knows all. 1131 00:48:35,346 --> 00:48:38,481 Does he know why wanda's cupcakes are so dry? 1132 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:40,950 She forget to add the eggs. 1133 00:48:40,952 --> 00:48:43,019 He's right! 1134 00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:48,491 Come no further. 1135 00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:53,696 Uh... 1136 00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:55,231 mr. elmer? 1137 00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:57,099 We were wondering if we could get a minute of... 1138 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,434 that's far enough. 1139 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:00,169 How dare you enter the realm 1140 00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:02,405 of elmer the elder elf? 1141 00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:04,073 I see all, I know all, 1142 00:49:04,075 --> 00:49:05,408 and for centuries, I have decided 1143 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:07,109 who's naughty and who's nice. 1144 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:10,179 Sometimes I even decide who's just downright annoying. 1145 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:12,815 Speaking of which, 1146 00:49:12,817 --> 00:49:16,752 how are you, denzel crocker? 1147 00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:18,955 Uh, fine? 1148 00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:20,957 Blaming your farts on your friends. 1149 00:49:20,959 --> 00:49:21,991 Mm, mm, mm. 1150 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:25,094 Naughty list. 1151 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,597 You know, 1152 00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:30,766 it's not santa who does all that seeing. 1153 00:49:30,768 --> 00:49:33,002 I know who's sleeping and who's awake. 1154 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:35,371 That's right, it's me. 1155 00:49:35,373 --> 00:49:37,039 Now, why are you here? 1156 00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:38,040 Uh, 1157 00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:39,475 I'm sorry, elmer, 1158 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,143 but we had to come. 1159 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:42,445 It seems there's been a mistake. 1160 00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:44,213 I know it sounds crazy, 1161 00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:46,215 but I'm on the naughty list. 1162 00:49:46,217 --> 00:49:47,616 So am i. 1163 00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:50,720 I don't... it's a typo or... 1164 00:49:50,722 --> 00:49:52,288 and I have to get my name off 1165 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:54,156 so I can fill in for santa and save christmas. 1166 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:55,458 Like I don't know this? 1167 00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:56,726 Oh. 1168 00:49:56,728 --> 00:49:58,694 Of course. sorry. 1169 00:49:58,696 --> 00:50:00,396 Well, is there any way I can get my name off? 1170 00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:01,464 I'll do anything. 1171 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:02,965 I'll do mostly anything. 1172 00:50:02,967 --> 00:50:05,101 There's one way to remove your name 1173 00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:07,937 from the naughty list. 1174 00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:10,106 You must slay the deadly winter dragon. 1175 00:50:13,244 --> 00:50:14,243 Ha! 1176 00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:15,277 I was just kidding. 1177 00:50:15,279 --> 00:50:16,512 There is no winter dragon. 1178 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:17,913 I was just messing with you. 1179 00:50:17,915 --> 00:50:19,448 Boy, did you look surprised. 1180 00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,484 Oh, yeah. 1181 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:23,352 Elmer, sir, 1182 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:25,488 uh, is there any way that you'll be able to help us out? 1183 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:27,823 We don't have much time. - time? 1184 00:50:27,825 --> 00:50:29,692 Time is all I have down here. 1185 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,360 Why, I've been building one sculpture 1186 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:33,596 of the eiffel tower out of toothpicks 1187 00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:34,964 for 78 years. 1188 00:50:34,966 --> 00:50:36,866 I finally finished it this morning. 1189 00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:38,067 Want to see it? come on. 1190 00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:39,635 Uh, no, you know, we're good. 1191 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:41,170 We're kind of on a schedule. We got to... 1192 00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,304 I'd love to see it. 1193 00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:44,373 - Wood, ick. - Ooh. meh. 1194 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,475 Mr. elmer, why am I on the naughty list? 1195 00:50:46,477 --> 00:50:48,644 I've been granting wishes and making people happy. 1196 00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:51,313 You haven't done anything, timmy. 1197 00:50:51,315 --> 00:50:53,549 Your fairies been doing all the work. 1198 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:55,484 And even though you haven't been making wishes 1199 00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:57,019 for yourself anymore, 1200 00:50:57,021 --> 00:50:59,688 you still go about making wishes with recklessness 1201 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,091 and without thinking of the consequences. 1202 00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:03,225 Ooh. 1203 00:51:14,705 --> 00:51:17,907 Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. 1204 00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:19,008 Whoops. 1205 00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:30,453 Oh, no, look out! 1206 00:51:34,524 --> 00:51:36,025 Yeesh. 1207 00:51:36,027 --> 00:51:38,727 Oh, and to top it off, you... 1208 00:51:38,729 --> 00:51:40,930 Oh, let me see. oh, here it is. 1209 00:51:40,932 --> 00:51:43,265 Trying to show off, you knocked out santa 1210 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,668 and endangered christmas for billions of people. 1211 00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:47,937 Guys, w-what's going on? 1212 00:51:47,939 --> 00:51:50,039 - Oh! - Oh, santa. 1213 00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:51,140 It was an accident. 1214 00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:53,375 Was it, timmy? 1215 00:51:53,377 --> 00:51:54,810 Uh-oh. 1216 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:57,246 Well... 1217 00:51:57,248 --> 00:52:00,950 no, it was more me being stupid than an accident. 1218 00:52:00,952 --> 00:52:02,318 I was trying to show off. 1219 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,320 I... 1220 00:52:04,322 --> 00:52:05,588 I guess I wasn't thinking. 1221 00:52:05,590 --> 00:52:07,022 Exactly my point. 1222 00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:09,125 Here's a little pearl of wisdom for you. 1223 00:52:09,127 --> 00:52:10,359 With magical powers come... 1224 00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:12,795 I know... great responsibility. 1225 00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:14,430 I was going to say, "a lot of problems," 1226 00:52:14,432 --> 00:52:15,664 but that works too. 1227 00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,800 Enough of this fortune cookie nonsense. 1228 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,001 What about me? 1229 00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:20,636 How do I get off the naughty list? 1230 00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:21,837 You have to be nice. 1231 00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:24,340 I'm out. let's go. 1232 00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:26,142 - That's right. - Begone with you all. 1233 00:52:26,144 --> 00:52:28,677 You're wasting elmer's valuable time. 1234 00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:30,112 You're on the naughty list, 1235 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:32,348 and you shall always be on the naughty list. 1236 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:34,850 This I know because I am elmer, 1237 00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:36,719 and elmer sees all. 1238 00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:41,857 Sees all, sees all, sees all, 1239 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:45,528 sees all, sees all. 1240 00:52:48,431 --> 00:52:51,333 Uh, we can still see you back there. 1241 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,903 Oh. 1242 00:52:53,905 --> 00:52:56,572 Looks like we're too late. 1243 00:52:58,375 --> 00:52:59,542 Sorry, guys. 1244 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:01,310 Oh, it's not so bad, turner. 1245 00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:02,912 I've been on the naughty list all my life, 1246 00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:04,013 and look how I turned out. 1247 00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:12,988 You did your best, timmy. 1248 00:53:12,990 --> 00:53:14,390 That's all you can do. 1249 00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:16,292 I'm proud of you. 1250 00:53:20,397 --> 00:53:23,199 I'm proud of you too, timmy. 1251 00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:25,501 Mwah! 1252 00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:26,669 Not to ruin the moment, 1253 00:53:26,671 --> 00:53:27,836 but you need to shave. 1254 00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:32,942 Dingle, carol, 1255 00:53:32,944 --> 00:53:34,543 it looks like I failed. 1256 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:37,880 And christmas is ruined, and it's all my fault. 1257 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:39,682 Sorry, everyone. 1258 00:53:39,684 --> 00:53:41,383 Silence! 1259 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:43,519 I don't care what that hermit said. 1260 00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:45,721 Timmy turner may be the boy version of gout, 1261 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,389 but he saved my life, 1262 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:48,857 the lives of those fairies, 1263 00:53:48,859 --> 00:53:51,460 and the lives of those stupid little elves. 1264 00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:55,164 Just... ugh. 1265 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,968 That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. 1266 00:53:58,970 --> 00:54:00,803 You risked your life 1267 00:54:00,805 --> 00:54:03,105 all in the name of saving christmas. 1268 00:54:03,107 --> 00:54:04,406 You'd never see the likes of me 1269 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:06,809 wasting my time like that. 1270 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:09,612 But you, 1271 00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:10,713 you tried. 1272 00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:17,152 Whoo-hoo! 1273 00:54:17,154 --> 00:54:20,122 You're okay, turner. 1274 00:54:20,124 --> 00:54:21,156 Thanks, mr. crocker. 1275 00:54:21,158 --> 00:54:22,958 Please, call me mr. crocker. 1276 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,994 Let's go. - wait. 1277 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,664 I know it sounds insane, 1278 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,933 but crocker makes a compelling case. 1279 00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:34,069 More importantly, the fact that timmy turner's kindness 1280 00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:36,739 was able to touch crocker's shriveled heart speaks volumes. 1281 00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:39,675 A simple "crocker makes a good point" 1282 00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:41,977 would've been fine. 1283 00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:44,280 Timmy, 1284 00:54:44,282 --> 00:54:48,083 a boy who can change hearts with his good deeds 1285 00:54:48,085 --> 00:54:51,320 is a man that can make the world a better place. 1286 00:54:51,322 --> 00:54:53,255 We need more people like you. 1287 00:54:53,257 --> 00:54:54,957 Whoo-hoo! 1288 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:56,025 Give me that. 1289 00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:02,197 It is with great pleasure I hereby decree 1290 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:04,466 timmy turner is off the naughty list! 1291 00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:07,469 Up top. 1292 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:08,937 Top shelf, anyone? no. 1293 00:55:08,939 --> 00:55:10,606 Congratulations, timmy. 1294 00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:12,775 I'm so proud of you, timmy. 1295 00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:14,777 Both: yay! 1296 00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:16,378 Thanks, mr. elmer. 1297 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:20,215 Great, but how are we gonna get back in time? 1298 00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:21,483 Oh, yeah. 1299 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:23,018 It took us forever to get here. 1300 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,386 You can borrow my ride. 1301 00:55:24,388 --> 00:55:25,821 Let's go. 1302 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,061 Hop on. 1303 00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:33,329 - Whoo! - Whoo! 1304 00:55:37,068 --> 00:55:39,368 There's complimentary elmer the elder elf barf bags. 1305 00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:41,170 Barf bags? 1306 00:55:41,172 --> 00:55:42,571 Why would we need... 1307 00:55:45,543 --> 00:55:47,810 Nice people. 1308 00:55:53,149 --> 00:55:55,651 Who broke my eiffel tower? 1309 00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:57,386 Whoa! 1310 00:56:06,896 --> 00:56:08,263 It's a puppy dog. 1311 00:56:08,265 --> 00:56:09,765 And for you, little girl... 1312 00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:14,036 it's a choo-choo train. 1313 00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:15,371 Oy vey. 1314 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,675 Whoa! 1315 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:22,711 Let's rock this christmas. 1316 00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:26,382 Let's go! 1317 00:56:32,355 --> 00:56:33,822 Guess what, guys. 1318 00:56:33,824 --> 00:56:35,190 I'm off the naughty list! 1319 00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:38,994 Come on. 1320 00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:40,696 We've got a job to do. 1321 00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:09,825 Let's slap some eyes on those teddy bears, people. 1322 00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:11,827 We got to get that gift-o-wrapper up and running. 1323 00:57:11,829 --> 00:57:12,828 You, deck those halls. 1324 00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:14,229 You, stuff those stockings. 1325 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:15,998 Hey, somebody get those robots 1326 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,934 before they walk into the fireplace. 1327 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,569 Out of the way, citizens! 1328 00:57:20,571 --> 00:57:22,905 I'm here to save the day! 1329 00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:24,640 Crash! 1330 00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:26,175 Oh, look at our timmy. 1331 00:57:26,177 --> 00:57:27,910 He is santa claus. 1332 00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:28,944 Ooh, santa, 1333 00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,346 can I have a wendy wee-wee doll? 1334 00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:33,115 We only have a hour left before midnight, 1335 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,450 and since the power's been off, 1336 00:57:34,452 --> 00:57:35,617 we're way behind. 1337 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:36,752 And the gloom is so thick, 1338 00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:38,320 it's gonna be impossible 1339 00:57:38,322 --> 00:57:40,042 to get santa's sleigh out of the north pole. 1340 00:57:44,695 --> 00:57:45,695 Aloha. 1341 00:57:48,097 --> 00:57:49,431 I get it. 1342 00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:50,632 We've got our work cut out for us, 1343 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,201 but I've learned 1344 00:57:52,203 --> 00:57:54,770 that without wands, we can still make magic happen. 1345 00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:55,771 We can? 1346 00:57:55,773 --> 00:57:57,005 Take that, wand. 1347 00:57:57,007 --> 00:57:59,341 Cosmo, it was a metaphor! 1348 00:57:59,343 --> 00:58:00,342 Whoops! 1349 00:58:00,344 --> 00:58:02,511 I'm sorry, wand. 1350 00:58:02,513 --> 00:58:04,279 Timmy, you're right. 1351 00:58:04,281 --> 00:58:07,149 If we all work together, we can do this. 1352 00:58:07,151 --> 00:58:08,150 Who's with us? 1353 00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,786 Elves: we are! 1354 00:58:10,788 --> 00:58:11,787 Can I help? 1355 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:13,388 Anything to get away from santa. 1356 00:58:13,390 --> 00:58:14,857 He thinks he's in the rodeo. 1357 00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:17,860 - Yee-haw! - Too late. 1358 00:58:17,862 --> 00:58:19,695 Crash! 1359 00:58:19,697 --> 00:58:21,997 If we can get the christmas spirit generator running, 1360 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:23,999 we may be able to punch a hole through the gloom 1361 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,734 big enough to fly out. 1362 00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:27,803 - Then that's what we'll do. - All right, everyone. 1363 00:58:27,805 --> 00:58:29,671 Let's show them what santa's workshop can do. 1364 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,673 All right! 1365 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:32,908 Propellers on the airplanes. 1366 00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:36,712 Yay! 1367 00:58:36,714 --> 00:58:38,680 - Eyes on the dolls. - 1368 00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:40,249 - you better watch out 1369 00:58:40,251 --> 00:58:41,750 you better not cry 1370 00:58:41,752 --> 00:58:42,751 go! go! go! 1371 00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:44,052 Better not pout 1372 00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:46,355 I'm telling you why 1373 00:58:46,357 --> 00:58:47,489 fill up the bag! 1374 00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:50,559 Check your stockings! 1375 00:58:57,401 --> 00:59:00,602 Check your underwear. 1376 00:59:00,604 --> 00:59:02,437 He's making a list 1377 00:59:02,439 --> 00:59:04,439 he's checking it twice 1378 00:59:04,441 --> 00:59:06,875 made that in high school. 1379 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,744 This is fun. 1380 00:59:08,746 --> 00:59:12,447 Santa claus is coming to town 1381 00:59:12,449 --> 00:59:15,717 santa claus is coming to town 1382 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,686 basketball, clearly. 1383 00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:22,524 Santa claus is coming to town 1384 00:59:22,526 --> 00:59:26,628 he sees you when you're sleeping 1385 00:59:26,630 --> 00:59:30,432 he knows when you're awake 1386 00:59:30,434 --> 00:59:33,969 he knows when you've been bad or good 1387 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,806 Oh 1388 00:59:37,808 --> 00:59:39,641 You better watch out 1389 00:59:39,643 --> 00:59:41,443 you better not cry 1390 00:59:41,445 --> 00:59:43,045 you better not pout 1391 00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:45,781 I'm telling you why 1392 00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:49,418 santa claus is coming to town 1393 00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:52,788 santa claus is coming to town 1394 00:59:52,790 --> 00:59:58,093 santa claus is coming to town 1395 00:59:58,095 --> 00:59:59,761 - well done, everyone. - We did it. 1396 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,830 Merry christmas. ho, ho, ho. 1397 01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:03,332 All right, let's hook up the reindeer 1398 01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:04,800 and light this candle. 1399 01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:06,735 Timmy, it's terrible! 1400 01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:08,003 The reindeer are all gone. 1401 01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:10,072 Who would do such a diabolical thing 1402 01:00:10,074 --> 01:00:11,707 like letting the reindeer escape? 1403 01:00:18,816 --> 01:00:19,815 Oh, sure. 1404 01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:22,417 Blame the guy who did it. 1405 01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:24,820 Did I tell you blitzen is a biter? 1406 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,957 How are we gonna pull santa's sleigh without reindeer? 1407 01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:35,631 Nothing can leave once that gloom seals us in. 1408 01:00:43,272 --> 01:00:45,173 Did somebody order reindeer? 1409 01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:46,508 Whoa, amazing, guys. 1410 01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:48,110 Hey, let's hook her up. 1411 01:00:48,112 --> 01:00:49,177 We got to move, timmy. 1412 01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:50,178 Look. 1413 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,913 The window's closing. 1414 01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:02,124 Oh, this is fantastic. 1415 01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:04,326 Mother never let me ride up front. 1416 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:06,395 Whoo-hoo! 1417 01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:11,400 If you don't make it, I just want you to know 1418 01:01:11,402 --> 01:01:13,568 that you're the best temp santa we've ever had, timmy. 1419 01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:17,873 Well, I couldn't have done it without you guys. 1420 01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:19,307 Hey. 1421 01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:20,629 We should do this again next year. 1422 01:01:23,079 --> 01:01:24,513 - You take shotgun, poof. - Whoo-hoo! 1423 01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:25,514 I'll drive this puppy. 1424 01:01:25,516 --> 01:01:27,382 Timmy turner... 1425 01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:30,819 Timmy claus, 1426 01:01:30,821 --> 01:01:33,055 you are clear for takeoff. 1427 01:01:34,725 --> 01:01:35,924 Hang on. 1428 01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:38,326 On, jorgen. on, poof. 1429 01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:42,431 On, wanda. on, cosmo. 1430 01:01:42,433 --> 01:01:44,466 Here we go. 1431 01:01:45,668 --> 01:01:47,903 Both: whoa! 1432 01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:48,937 All: whoa! 1433 01:01:51,107 --> 01:01:52,841 Whoa. whoa! 1434 01:01:52,843 --> 01:01:53,909 Whoa! 1435 01:01:53,911 --> 01:01:56,411 Whoa! - whoo-hoo! 1436 01:01:59,917 --> 01:02:02,184 - Whoo! - Whoa! 1437 01:02:03,454 --> 01:02:06,588 That's how we fairies roll. 1438 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:08,290 Ho, ho, ho, guys. 1439 01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:09,858 Let's do this thing. 1440 01:02:13,964 --> 01:02:15,931 Whoo! 1441 01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:18,800 Merry christmas! 1442 01:02:18,802 --> 01:02:20,302 Ho, ho, ho! 1443 01:02:20,304 --> 01:02:23,038 Merry christmas! 1444 01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:36,251 Thank you, santa. 1445 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,953 Yes. 1446 01:02:37,955 --> 01:02:40,288 Yes! santa, you rock. 1447 01:02:51,835 --> 01:02:53,969 Both: thank you, santa! 1448 01:02:56,907 --> 01:02:57,907 Thud! 1449 01:03:06,182 --> 01:03:08,617 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1450 01:03:08,619 --> 01:03:10,152 What a dream I had. 1451 01:03:10,154 --> 01:03:12,354 Ho, ho, ho. 1452 01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:14,623 Hello, everyone. 1453 01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:16,858 All: merry christmas, santa! 1454 01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:17,859 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 1455 01:03:17,861 --> 01:03:19,861 And merry christmas to you. 1456 01:03:19,863 --> 01:03:21,963 Wait. christmas? 1457 01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:23,665 Well, don't we still have lots of work to do? 1458 01:03:23,667 --> 01:03:25,700 All done. 1459 01:03:28,906 --> 01:03:30,605 I barely remember. 1460 01:03:30,607 --> 01:03:32,207 I must be getting old. 1461 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:34,776 Let me put my suit on, and I'll be right down. 1462 01:03:36,413 --> 01:03:38,280 So in essence, 1463 01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:40,615 it was I who had saved everyone's lives 1464 01:03:40,617 --> 01:03:43,118 on the bridge of badness. 1465 01:03:44,655 --> 01:03:46,721 Your breath smells like the butt of a reindeer. 1466 01:03:46,723 --> 01:03:49,224 Excuse me. 1467 01:03:49,226 --> 01:03:50,325 Eh. 1468 01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:54,362 Yes! 1469 01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:04,806 Sorry you didn't get off the naughty list. 1470 01:04:04,808 --> 01:04:07,642 But that doesn't mean we can't give you a gift. 1471 01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:09,244 Oh. 1472 01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:10,246 Huh. 1473 01:04:16,385 --> 01:04:18,553 Oh. 1474 01:04:18,555 --> 01:04:21,489 It's my first official christmas present. 1475 01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:24,092 It's beautiful. 1476 01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:25,160 I love it. 1477 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:28,830 Thank you. 1478 01:04:28,832 --> 01:04:30,665 All right, just... can you help? 1479 01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:32,901 Yeah. 1480 01:04:32,903 --> 01:04:34,002 Eh. 1481 01:04:35,938 --> 01:04:37,839 Look, I'm a new man! 1482 01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:49,784 Denzel crocker. 1483 01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:50,785 Nice tie! 1484 01:04:50,787 --> 01:04:53,421 - Ah! - Ho, ho, ho! 1485 01:04:53,423 --> 01:04:54,623 Whoo-hoo! 1486 01:04:54,625 --> 01:04:55,991 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1487 01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:58,093 And on behalf of myself 1488 01:04:58,095 --> 01:04:59,628 and all of the elves, 1489 01:04:59,630 --> 01:05:01,296 I just want to thank you, 1490 01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:03,098 wanda, cosmo, and poof. 1491 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:04,532 You saved our lives 1492 01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:07,569 and helped save christmas for everyone. 1493 01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:09,537 All right, can you finally tell us 1494 01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:11,606 what you guys have been fighting about? 1495 01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:13,241 I certainly can. 1496 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,476 2,000 years ago, 1497 01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:16,278 the fairies borrowed our power drill 1498 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,279 and never returned it. 1499 01:05:17,281 --> 01:05:19,547 We did so. 1500 01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:23,285 We left it on your back porch. 1501 01:05:23,287 --> 01:05:24,619 Oh, yeah. 1502 01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:26,621 Now that you mention it, 1503 01:05:26,623 --> 01:05:28,089 I do remember that. 1504 01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:29,658 Whoops! 1505 01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:32,193 Oh, by the way, it was broken when we got it. 1506 01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:35,797 That's it? - yeah. 1507 01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:37,332 But it's all better now. 1508 01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:39,000 I love elves! 1509 01:05:40,904 --> 01:05:42,504 Mwah! 1510 01:05:42,506 --> 01:05:44,172 Aw. 1511 01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:45,607 Oh. 1512 01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:47,575 Oh. 1513 01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:54,783 Merry christmas, tootie. 1514 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,751 Merry christmas, timmy. 1515 01:05:59,255 --> 01:06:00,322 Hey. 1516 01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:01,990 Is that mistletoe? 1517 01:06:07,930 --> 01:06:09,331 - Ahem. - Hmm? 1518 01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:11,933 God bless us, everyone. 1519 01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:15,470 No fairies were harmed in the making of this movie. 1520 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:16,805 I got a paper cut. 1521 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:25,080 Oh, yes. 1522 01:06:28,552 --> 01:06:29,718 Yes! ice cream! 1523 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:30,986 Oh, merry christmas! 97031