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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,401 - I love you, Dorothy. - I know you do, Tony. 2 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:17,301 You're a totally gorgeous creature. 3 00:01:17,795 --> 00:01:19,905 I love you as well. You know I do, Tony. 4 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,174 Can I get a kiss? Go on. 5 00:01:24,173 --> 00:01:27,276 Hey, Listen. You haven't seen my new golf clubs anywhere, have you? 6 00:01:27,386 --> 00:01:29,431 - What new golf clubs? - I came home with them. 7 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,617 New golf clubs in a nice big leather golf bag. 8 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,194 - I never knew you could play golf. - I know. I'm like that. 9 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,438 - Mysterious kind of guy. - Dead mysterious. 10 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,480 - So anyway, you seen them? - Seen what darling? 11 00:01:38,505 --> 00:01:39,374 My new golf clubs. 12 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,860 - When did you learn to play golf? - That's not really the issue. 13 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,404 - You gonna teach me? - Not without a set of golf clubs, I'm not. 14 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,683 - I'm sure I would have seen them, Tony. - I'm sure you would, too. 15 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,786 That's why I'm telling you, gorgeous, that when I went to get them they were gone. 16 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,370 That's so like you... Losing a whole set of golf clubs. 17 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:55,141 No, that's not like me at all. I haven't lost them, see? 18 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:58,827 - I think maybe you have. - Darling, I've no interest in golf whatsoever. 19 00:01:59,027 --> 00:02:02,532 - You said you wanted to learn a minute ago. - Yeah, but I was kidding! 20 00:02:02,605 --> 00:02:04,900 I was just bein'... I was jokin' with ya. 21 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,820 - You mean, you were lying to me? - Tony... 22 00:02:06,845 --> 00:02:08,248 So, you're lyin' to me now? 23 00:02:08,273 --> 00:02:09,666 Tony, I have no idea. 24 00:02:09,691 --> 00:02:10,843 - Absolutely none? - No, none. 25 00:02:10,878 --> 00:02:12,567 So, you wouldn't have moved the golf clubs? / No. 26 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:14,309 - Or sold the golf clubs? - No, Tony, I haven't! 27 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,391 Taken them down to the pawnbrokers and pawned them for cash? 28 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:18,613 - I've pawned nothing, Tony! - Because that would be just like you. 29 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,365 Leave me alone. I've no idea where they are, or where they went. 30 00:02:21,405 --> 00:02:24,453 - So just don't start, Tony, okay? - Dorothy, I need my golf clubs! 31 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,203 Tony, you can't play golf! 32 00:02:26,228 --> 00:02:27,617 If you've moved them, just tell me! 33 00:02:27,642 --> 00:02:28,847 'Cause I know I left them in the living room. 34 00:02:28,872 --> 00:02:30,831 You were telling me you're going to Amsterdam to play golf. 35 00:02:30,856 --> 00:02:33,718 - Never you mind while... - 'Cause I don't even think Amsterdam has golf. 36 00:02:33,743 --> 00:02:35,570 What the fuck do you know about Amsterdam? 37 00:02:35,595 --> 00:02:38,273 Tony! What in the name of God do you know about golf? 38 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,730 Listen, you! 39 00:02:40,061 --> 00:02:42,407 I know I left a bag of golf clubs in the living room, 40 00:02:42,432 --> 00:02:44,220 and they weren't there when I went to get them. 41 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,140 Now, I want to know... 42 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,063 Tony, if you say you left a bag of clubs in the flat, 43 00:02:47,088 --> 00:02:48,601 then there's bound to be a bag of clubs in the flat... 44 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:49,531 You're lyin'! 45 00:02:49,556 --> 00:02:50,352 Shit! 46 00:02:59,898 --> 00:03:00,893 Fuck! 47 00:03:01,547 --> 00:03:03,395 Here, that's enough of that. 48 00:03:06,652 --> 00:03:08,674 I'm gonna tear that flat apart, 49 00:03:08,864 --> 00:03:11,391 and see if my golf clubs aren't there, Dorothy. 50 00:03:11,831 --> 00:03:14,771 I swear to God, I'm gonna drink your blood. 51 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,696 I'm sorry. It must be the golf. 52 00:03:31,941 --> 00:03:33,248 It's driven him mad. 53 00:03:33,507 --> 00:03:35,208 I'm awful sorry about that. 54 00:03:36,575 --> 00:03:38,001 Sorry. 55 00:03:46,399 --> 00:03:47,892 Pluto, my boy, 56 00:03:48,584 --> 00:03:50,412 come and see your daddy. 57 00:04:15,835 --> 00:04:16,837 Tony? 58 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:23,122 Tony? 59 00:04:27,694 --> 00:04:28,997 Pluto? 60 00:04:58,003 --> 00:04:58,894 Pluto! 61 00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:02,549 ♪ When marimba rhythms start to play ♪ 62 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:06,708 ♪ Dance with me make me sway ♪ 63 00:05:07,201 --> 00:05:10,402 ♪ Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore ♪ 64 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:14,683 ♪ Hold me close sway me more ♪ 65 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:18,515 ♪ Like a flower bendin' in the breeze ♪ 66 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:22,836 ♪ Bend with me sway with ease ♪ 67 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,588 ♪ When we dance ♪ ♪ you have a way with me ♪ 68 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:29,992 It's in the middle of the fuckin' night! ♪ Stay with me, sway with me ♪ 69 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,739 Do you think they care if it's in the middle of the fuckin' night over here? 70 00:05:32,776 --> 00:05:35,105 I've got personal things to attend to! 71 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:39,036 ♪ Given my eyes will see only you ♪ Screw your responsibility! 72 00:05:39,209 --> 00:05:42,870 ♪ Only you have ♪ ♪ the magic technique ♪ 73 00:05:43,082 --> 00:05:46,826 ♪ When you sway I go weak ♪ 74 00:05:47,528 --> 00:05:51,125 ♪ I can hear the sound of violins ♪ 75 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,180 ♪ Long before it begins ♪ Get in the car! 76 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,119 Get in the fuckin' car! 77 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,844 ♪ ...thrill as only you know how ♪ 78 00:05:58,998 --> 00:06:02,785 ♪ Sway me smooth sway me now ♪ 79 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,367 You and me are startin' a new life this time, Pluto. 80 00:06:11,633 --> 00:06:15,257 No more dealers, or junkies, or maniacs... 81 00:06:15,702 --> 00:06:17,969 We'll be long gone before he gets back. 82 00:06:18,602 --> 00:06:20,978 Oh, don't be scared, big boy. 83 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:25,942 Oh. Don't think this is gonna come out. 84 00:06:35,155 --> 00:06:36,742 Thank God. 85 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,726 You rotten, shitey bastard, Tony. 86 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,306 Somebody smells nice. 87 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,549 Don't look at me. 88 00:06:57,964 --> 00:06:59,308 It's the dog. 89 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,525 Lovely lunatics. 90 00:07:32,622 --> 00:07:36,216 Can you give me an ounce of rolling tobacco and a packet of Maltesers? 91 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:39,596 Excuse me. When you've a second? 92 00:07:40,112 --> 00:07:41,583 You shouldn't read that shite, you know, 93 00:07:41,608 --> 00:07:44,102 because it seriously badly exploits women. 94 00:07:44,408 --> 00:07:46,322 Four twenty-nine, please. 95 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,037 He's taken my money. 96 00:07:58,894 --> 00:08:01,590 - Look, can I owe ya? - You mean, "Can you exploit me?" 97 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,342 I'll send it to ya in the post. 98 00:08:04,281 --> 00:08:07,017 - Not allowed to give credit. - I need a smoke! 99 00:08:07,677 --> 00:08:09,734 I'm on the run from a maniac. 100 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:11,618 So's my dog. 101 00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:15,326 It's not a very healthy color, right enough. 102 00:08:18,363 --> 00:08:20,362 Go on. I'll sub ya. 103 00:08:20,866 --> 00:08:21,955 Go on! 104 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,765 Shut up, Pluto. 105 00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:36,424 Pluto! Oh! 106 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:39,203 Give me ten seconds to catch my dog! 107 00:08:42,006 --> 00:08:43,358 Pluto! 108 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:47,275 ...fuckin' pisses me off, you are goin' nowhere! 109 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,581 Leave her alone! 110 00:08:49,653 --> 00:08:50,555 Get off! 111 00:08:53,952 --> 00:08:54,732 Get the... 112 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,958 You fuckin' bitches! 113 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:02,201 Get the fuck, ya fuckin' bitches! 114 00:09:02,901 --> 00:09:05,083 - No! - Come here. Come here. 115 00:09:09,935 --> 00:09:12,343 You evil, lyin' bitch. 116 00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:14,673 - Stop it! - You're mine! 117 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:18,282 Brian, stop it, please! 118 00:09:21,298 --> 00:09:23,537 Right, you're goin' nowhere! 119 00:09:26,683 --> 00:09:31,228 You hear me? I'm going to fuckin' kill you! 120 00:09:32,604 --> 00:09:33,928 No! 121 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,425 I'll be all right in a minute. 122 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:56,680 Get my breath back. 123 00:10:01,213 --> 00:10:03,294 You just get sick listenin' to all that... 124 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,516 "I'm gonna fuckin' kill you" stuff. 125 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,831 Hmm. Mm. 126 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,693 Right. I'll... 127 00:10:16,434 --> 00:10:17,968 help ya get him in the car. 128 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,233 What for? 129 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,435 So you can drive him home. 130 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,785 Call the police. 131 00:10:22,891 --> 00:10:24,465 I can't drive. 132 00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:27,624 And I'm not calling the police. He's my boyfriend. 133 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,673 I want you gone as soon as he wakes up. 134 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,987 If I was you, I'd dump him here. 135 00:10:39,147 --> 00:10:40,814 I can't dump him here. 136 00:10:40,839 --> 00:10:43,996 I'd lose my home and my job and everything. 137 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:44,899 How? 138 00:10:44,924 --> 00:10:47,149 'Cause I work for his big brother. 139 00:10:47,793 --> 00:10:49,978 Fuck, he's heavy, isn't he? 140 00:10:59,598 --> 00:11:01,508 Oh, I think Brian's maybe going to be sick again. 141 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:03,083 Round to the left. 142 00:11:04,616 --> 00:11:06,062 Quick! 143 00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:13,450 Ah, shit! 144 00:11:14,866 --> 00:11:18,363 Let's put him in the bath in case he throws up over anything else. 145 00:12:02,819 --> 00:12:05,089 I've never seen a pink and white dog before. 146 00:12:06,297 --> 00:12:07,860 He's half part pedigree. 147 00:12:08,059 --> 00:12:09,710 Half part acrylic. 148 00:12:10,138 --> 00:12:11,499 Really? 149 00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:14,368 Never heard of them. 150 00:12:21,396 --> 00:12:23,643 You know of anything I could use as a roach? 151 00:12:24,501 --> 00:12:25,831 Don't make yourself too comfy, flower. 152 00:12:25,856 --> 00:12:27,822 I didn't invite you back for a party. 153 00:12:27,944 --> 00:12:29,086 I'm sorry. 154 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,838 I'm just still a bit shaky, and it'll help calm me down. 155 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,979 Okay. Have a scrounge in my rucksack. 156 00:12:42,081 --> 00:12:43,838 There's bound to be somethin'. 157 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:46,756 Fancy a cup of tea? 158 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,496 Yeah. 159 00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:02,935 Here. 160 00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:08,749 I'm Petula, by the way. 161 00:13:16,714 --> 00:13:18,157 Nice grass. 162 00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:22,780 You missed your bus. 163 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,747 Petula. 164 00:14:02,548 --> 00:14:04,320 Are you okay? 165 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,451 It's okay. It's just the cold. 166 00:14:17,036 --> 00:14:19,470 It's only when we have too much to drink. 167 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,459 It's silly. 168 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,394 It was my own fault tonight. 169 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,611 'Cause he caught me going through his desk. 170 00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:32,223 I was looking for my passport. 171 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,627 I wanted to visit my mum. 172 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,636 She's moved to Majorca. 173 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,794 Why does he keep your passport? 174 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,571 Why? 175 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,681 Because he loves me. 176 00:15:01,511 --> 00:15:02,778 What do you think? 177 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,612 I had it like that once. 178 00:15:08,097 --> 00:15:09,584 Do you think Brian will like it? 179 00:15:09,637 --> 00:15:10,790 Oh, go on. 180 00:15:11,383 --> 00:15:12,561 Trust me. 181 00:15:12,624 --> 00:15:14,814 It'll really suit ya. 182 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,681 Nice surprise when he wakes up. 183 00:16:16,855 --> 00:16:17,954 Is he okay? 184 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:19,067 Brian? 185 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:20,974 Brian? 186 00:16:21,786 --> 00:16:23,082 A-Are you okay? 187 00:16:24,062 --> 00:16:26,121 Brian? Say something. 188 00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:29,146 Fick mich! 189 00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:31,406 Fick mich! 190 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,303 Fick mich in meinen Arsch! 191 00:16:34,538 --> 00:16:36,349 What is the matter with him? 192 00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:37,541 Is he German? 193 00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:39,874 Brian, Brian, stop it! Stop it! 194 00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:41,391 Shut up, Pluto! 195 00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:43,886 Brian? 196 00:16:45,078 --> 00:16:46,310 Brian. 197 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,607 Brian, I'm sorry. 198 00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:50,173 Is he kiddin'? 199 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,502 Brian, please. I'm sorry. 200 00:16:53,237 --> 00:16:54,723 Just slap his face, gently. 201 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:56,554 Brian, come on, now. I'm really sorry. 202 00:16:56,579 --> 00:16:59,394 - Just give his face a gentle, wee slap. - Oh, no, I'm sorry. 203 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,032 Don't be angry. 204 00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:03,261 That's what you do to wake them up. 205 00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:08,013 He's dead. 206 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,044 He's dead! Brian's dead! 207 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:16,842 Okay. Okay. Out of my road! 208 00:17:17,062 --> 00:17:19,145 Get out of my road! 209 00:17:27,098 --> 00:17:28,467 Oh, Dear God. 210 00:17:50,018 --> 00:17:53,484 Will the police be able to tell I bashed his head in with scaffoldin'? 211 00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,901 - 'Cause I didn't mean to kill him. - I know. 212 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,149 - I was tryin' to stop him killin' you. - I know. 213 00:18:00,484 --> 00:18:03,010 I mean, you wouldn't have lasted another minute. 214 00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:06,739 The way he was chokin' you and whackin' your head. 215 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,543 Petula... 216 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,343 I'll have to spend... 217 00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:23,007 ...years of my life in a jail cell, all by myself. 218 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,463 I mean, that's not fair! 219 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,050 I was only tryin' to help. 220 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,983 I don't even know the guy. 221 00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:38,121 I was only... t-tryin' to... 222 00:18:38,322 --> 00:18:41,849 What if we make an anonymous phone call and then disappear? 223 00:18:42,982 --> 00:18:45,053 Well, we can't, because I haven't got a phone. 224 00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,951 I know, but if we don't say who we are... 225 00:18:46,976 --> 00:18:48,588 I know but I haven't got a phone. 226 00:18:48,613 --> 00:18:50,834 I know, but then they won't be able to trace the call. 227 00:18:50,859 --> 00:18:52,684 I haven't got a phone, okay? There isn't a phone. 228 00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,630 We don't have a phone. 229 00:19:27,244 --> 00:19:28,586 Look, you have to go to work. 230 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,177 I helped you, so you have to help me. 231 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:34,612 Now, before you're late, as though everything is hunky-dory. 232 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,402 Petula, wait. 233 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,883 You can't go yet. Take off your coat. 234 00:20:40,525 --> 00:20:42,256 Phone me on Brian's phone. 235 00:20:42,368 --> 00:20:44,447 Two rings, then hang up. 236 00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:47,574 Then ring again immediately, so I know it's you. 237 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,618 Thanks for coming to help me. 238 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,635 Last night. 239 00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:55,661 Mm. 240 00:20:57,648 --> 00:20:59,091 Oh, listen! 241 00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:01,608 You have to give me some money. 242 00:21:03,932 --> 00:21:06,600 Oh. Right. Yeah, of course. 243 00:21:07,077 --> 00:21:10,264 Um, how much do you normally charge? 244 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:14,302 What? No. Not for the haircut. 245 00:21:14,462 --> 00:21:16,904 I want to get Tony's golf clubs out of the pawnshop. 246 00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:18,806 Then if he comes back I can send him packing, 247 00:21:18,831 --> 00:21:20,911 so he won't turn the place upside down again... 248 00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:24,290 and accidentally stumble across your dead boyfriend. 249 00:21:39,763 --> 00:21:41,197 Where's Brian? 250 00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:47,248 Where... is... Brian? 251 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:52,043 He's, um... I don't actually know where he is. 252 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:15,791 Good morning. 253 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,466 Your Brian back on the drink again? 254 00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:21,937 Then let's just pray His Lordship's met with... 255 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,834 a particularly horrible accident. 256 00:22:24,859 --> 00:22:25,824 Hmm. 257 00:22:27,633 --> 00:22:28,673 Petula! 258 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,663 Yes, Mr. McMinn. 259 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,431 I see. 260 00:22:34,117 --> 00:22:35,263 Uh-huh. 261 00:22:35,826 --> 00:22:37,651 Oh, right. 262 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,813 Yes, I'll start with the Eastern General. 263 00:22:41,216 --> 00:22:43,557 The police have found Brian's car abandoned. 264 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,857 Mr. McMinn wants me to phone round the hospitals. 265 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,085 Oh, I am so sorry... 266 00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:50,619 That's all right, Sheena. He'll be just... 267 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,335 lying in a heap somewhere. 268 00:23:08,172 --> 00:23:10,615 Dorothy, they found the car abandoned, 269 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,028 and there's a policeman coming to see me in the morning... 270 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,351 if Brian doesn't show. 271 00:23:14,376 --> 00:23:15,502 Petula. 272 00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:17,739 - Do you know Northcraigs Beach? - Mm-hmm. 273 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:20,526 I will meet you at the coffee stall at 6:30. 274 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:21,759 Well? 275 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:29,135 The... hospital people have no idea about anything to do with Brian, 276 00:23:29,239 --> 00:23:30,712 Mr. McMinn. 277 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:37,804 No. No, that's terrific. 278 00:23:37,890 --> 00:23:40,443 We were just a bit curious if you knew whether... 279 00:23:40,468 --> 00:23:44,911 he'd had an accident or something, or... died. 280 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,805 Uh, we've had no admissions of that name. 281 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:51,173 Or fitting that description. 282 00:23:51,522 --> 00:23:52,595 Oh, good. 283 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:57,226 Well, good-bye, then, and thank you for being so... 284 00:23:57,606 --> 00:24:01,195 helpful and, uh, informative. 285 00:24:04,128 --> 00:24:08,895 They've not had any admissions fitting that name or that description. 286 00:24:12,383 --> 00:24:16,218 - Was he with you last night? - Early on he was. Then... 287 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:19,905 later on... he wasn't. 288 00:24:22,512 --> 00:24:25,707 Now, this is called a decapod crustacean. 289 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:27,169 That's a lobster. 290 00:24:27,474 --> 00:24:30,096 Nature uses 'em to clean dead bodies. 291 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:34,211 Them and shrimps get all the drowned flesh off the bones. 292 00:24:34,471 --> 00:24:36,473 What was the name of that fish I showed you? 293 00:24:36,574 --> 00:24:38,468 - A halibut. - That's right. 294 00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:41,036 Fishermen like halibut 'cause of their shapes. 295 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:43,126 Fishermen like to make them their girlfriends, 296 00:24:43,151 --> 00:24:44,640 even though their body temperature's... 297 00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:47,562 much lower than a proper girlfriend... 298 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,485 - Usually, that is. - Sandy. 299 00:24:50,015 --> 00:24:51,758 Sandy, come here. Come away. 300 00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:58,158 - Dorothy, I've brought you clothes. - I bought you a coffee. 301 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:01,061 Your stuff's covered in paint. 302 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,732 What? Oh, lovely. 303 00:25:03,766 --> 00:25:05,136 - Thanks. - Thanks. 304 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:11,043 - We've got to shift him, Petula. - Where? 305 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,049 Somewhere it'll look okay that nobody found him straight away. 306 00:25:14,102 --> 00:25:14,469 Right. 307 00:25:14,494 --> 00:25:17,117 Somewherehe he might have gone without taking you. 308 00:25:17,159 --> 00:25:19,686 where he could fall, bang his head 309 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:21,819 and die without us doing it. 310 00:25:22,546 --> 00:25:23,817 His boat. 311 00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:26,389 - He's got a boat? - It's his secret hideaway. 312 00:25:26,414 --> 00:25:27,984 It's where he goes if he wants to hide what he's up to... 313 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:29,329 from his big brother. 314 00:25:29,538 --> 00:25:31,172 We could just drop him down the hatch, 315 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,748 and it would look like he fell. 316 00:25:32,901 --> 00:25:35,634 Traditionally, they're very dangerous things, hatches. 317 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,004 - How do we get him to the boat? - In a car. 318 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,277 - You told me you couldn't drive. - I can't. 319 00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:41,847 Brian was giving me lessons. 320 00:25:42,016 --> 00:25:44,010 Well, at least he was screaming filthy abuse at me 321 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:46,198 and punching me in an old Saab. 322 00:26:30,354 --> 00:26:32,873 Oh! Fick mich! Fick mich! 323 00:26:32,898 --> 00:26:34,455 Fick mich in meinen Arsch. 324 00:26:34,604 --> 00:26:35,648 Ja! 325 00:26:37,677 --> 00:26:39,418 Oh. Ja! 326 00:26:40,508 --> 00:26:42,750 Mach schneller! Schneller! 327 00:26:46,865 --> 00:26:48,560 Fick mich! Aah! 328 00:26:49,283 --> 00:26:50,875 Pluto, tea time. 329 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:52,205 Come on. 330 00:26:52,801 --> 00:26:53,983 What have you got? 331 00:26:54,086 --> 00:26:55,169 Hmm? 332 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,455 Give it to me. 333 00:26:59,813 --> 00:27:02,411 Ah, Pluto, give. 334 00:27:04,447 --> 00:27:05,800 Fuck! 335 00:27:10,468 --> 00:27:12,438 Oh, my God. 336 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,745 That is very, very, very bad. 337 00:27:47,331 --> 00:27:49,566 ♪ Oh, I cried last night ♪ 338 00:27:50,159 --> 00:27:53,202 ♪ How I cried last night ♪ 339 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:58,766 ♪ For I knew the warning ♪ ♪ you had given me last night ♪ 340 00:27:59,370 --> 00:28:01,763 ♪ Now it's over ♪ 341 00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:04,808 ♪ Yes, it's over ♪ 342 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:10,751 ♪ And my tears are all too late ♪ 343 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:14,215 ♪ I don't sleep now ♪ 344 00:28:15,087 --> 00:28:16,365 Brian? 345 00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,493 Is that you? 346 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,833 It's me! 347 00:28:20,646 --> 00:28:21,668 I know. 348 00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:23,661 I didn't really think it was him. 349 00:28:23,809 --> 00:28:25,996 I just thought you might be somebody checking. 350 00:28:26,275 --> 00:28:27,543 Just, uh... 351 00:28:30,321 --> 00:28:33,440 I just wanted to see if you were... 352 00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:37,996 all right... I mean, you and-and... 353 00:28:39,796 --> 00:28:42,182 I want to say thank you for... 354 00:28:44,321 --> 00:28:45,532 everything. 355 00:28:45,627 --> 00:28:47,601 Don't be silly. Don't... 356 00:28:48,266 --> 00:28:49,769 You're welcome. 357 00:28:50,154 --> 00:28:51,531 Go to sleep. 358 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,773 Night-night. 359 00:28:57,119 --> 00:28:59,006 Sleep tight. 360 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,994 Don't let the bugs bite. 361 00:29:02,119 --> 00:29:03,225 You too. 362 00:29:03,555 --> 00:29:05,077 Sleep tight. 363 00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:15,256 Don't let the bugs bite. 364 00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:20,052 ♪ I still love you But I've only ♪ 365 00:29:20,163 --> 00:29:22,996 ♪ learned it's over ♪ 366 00:30:00,409 --> 00:30:01,894 Morning, Miss, uh, Peploe. 367 00:30:01,919 --> 00:30:04,735 Detective Inspector Hepburn, Eastern and District C.I.D. 368 00:30:04,815 --> 00:30:06,880 Hello, Inspect... Detector. 369 00:30:07,271 --> 00:30:08,743 George is okay. 370 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:10,926 I'm Petula. 371 00:30:12,289 --> 00:30:14,499 Sorry, I didn't sleep very well. 372 00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:17,853 Come in, please. Sorry I'm not up. 373 00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:21,411 Oops. Sorry. 374 00:30:23,047 --> 00:30:24,948 Please. Allow me. 375 00:30:32,466 --> 00:30:35,413 Would you mind waiting here a minute, till I'm dressed? 376 00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:37,612 Of course. 377 00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:47,753 - You going into work? - Uh-huh. I have to. 378 00:30:47,906 --> 00:30:49,945 They won't mind if I'm late, though. 379 00:30:50,434 --> 00:30:52,562 Who won't mind? Ronnie McMinn? 380 00:30:52,754 --> 00:30:54,614 Big softie, isn't he? 381 00:30:55,641 --> 00:30:56,854 You a friend of his? 382 00:30:57,267 --> 00:31:00,765 There's no such thing as friends on a golf course, I'm afraid. 383 00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:04,445 So, Petula, you work for Brian McMinn? 384 00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:07,041 Well, I work for his big brother, technically. 385 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,993 Uh-huh. And how long have you been living with Brian? 386 00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:11,363 A year. 387 00:31:11,529 --> 00:31:13,494 And how long have you worked for the firm? 388 00:31:13,654 --> 00:31:14,915 About... 389 00:31:16,029 --> 00:31:18,870 About a week longer than we've been living together. 390 00:31:19,163 --> 00:31:21,351 Ah, love at first sight, eh? 391 00:31:21,904 --> 00:31:24,606 Oh, absolutely. 392 00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:27,949 It really was very much, and completely that. 393 00:31:30,448 --> 00:31:31,973 Well, first, I should ask you: 394 00:31:32,527 --> 00:31:34,903 Have you any idea where your boyfriend might be? 395 00:31:36,203 --> 00:31:37,358 None. 396 00:31:37,898 --> 00:31:40,891 - And you last saw him? - Tuesday night. 397 00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:44,009 We'd been for dinner. We came home, 398 00:31:44,264 --> 00:31:47,062 Brian sat up drinking, and I went to bed. 399 00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:49,568 I suppose I just drank too much. 400 00:31:49,623 --> 00:31:52,160 But I didn't so much go to bed as crash. 401 00:31:52,227 --> 00:31:54,211 Was Mr. McMinn in a similar condition? 402 00:31:54,536 --> 00:31:55,977 He was, probably. 403 00:31:56,203 --> 00:31:58,629 I mean, I was only drinking Sea Breezes. 404 00:32:04,787 --> 00:32:06,596 So you got the bruise from walking into something 405 00:32:06,621 --> 00:32:09,055 while you yourself were inebriated? 406 00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,206 Not from getting punched by Brian? 407 00:32:11,798 --> 00:32:13,027 What is that supposed to mean? 408 00:32:13,213 --> 00:32:15,444 I'm a Detective Inspector, Petula. 409 00:32:15,889 --> 00:32:18,058 Do you know what a Detective Inspector does? 410 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,939 This is one of those police questions 411 00:32:19,964 --> 00:32:22,355 you're supposed to say no to, isn't it? 412 00:32:22,546 --> 00:32:23,618 Uh-huh. 413 00:32:23,877 --> 00:32:28,473 You see, what a Detective Inspector does is, he detects things. 414 00:32:28,725 --> 00:32:30,948 And then when he's successfully detected them, 415 00:32:31,111 --> 00:32:32,328 he inspects them, 416 00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:34,008 in order to establish whether or not 417 00:32:34,033 --> 00:32:36,041 there was any point in detecting them in the first place. 418 00:32:36,197 --> 00:32:37,083 Mm-hmm. 419 00:32:37,382 --> 00:32:38,800 And from where I'm standing, 420 00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:41,055 I can detect some bruising around your cheekbone, 421 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,174 consistent with a blow. 422 00:32:44,801 --> 00:32:46,091 And discoloration around your neck, 423 00:32:46,116 --> 00:32:48,373 consistent with an attempted throttling. 424 00:32:48,686 --> 00:32:50,939 I'm not being too personal, am I, Petula? 425 00:32:51,396 --> 00:32:53,357 Now, do you have other men in your life, 426 00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:55,704 or does Brian get violent when he drinks too much? 427 00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:57,086 He doesn't! 428 00:32:59,456 --> 00:33:02,268 I don't have any other men in my life, no. 429 00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:07,921 So, either lover boy hit you and stormed out in a raging temper, 430 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:11,430 or... you've killed him and hidden his body. 431 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:15,060 That... is just utterly... 432 00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:18,302 - and completely ridiculous! - What is? 433 00:33:18,356 --> 00:33:20,583 That I've killed him and hidden his body, for goodness' sake! 434 00:33:20,636 --> 00:33:21,576 I know. 435 00:33:21,882 --> 00:33:23,827 I was being facetious in an attempt to stop you getting upset. 436 00:33:23,912 --> 00:33:26,250 Well, even joking you shouldn't say. 437 00:33:26,485 --> 00:33:28,817 I mean, how would you feel if your wife had just disappeared? 438 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,616 I'm not married. And neither are you, Petula. 439 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:34,168 All I'm saying is that what you're saying isn't such a thing... 440 00:33:34,192 --> 00:33:36,237 you should make facetious remarks about, because it could be... 441 00:33:36,261 --> 00:33:38,896 one of the sort of things that people get upset by. 442 00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:43,048 Oh, my God! 443 00:34:12,335 --> 00:34:17,203 Stuart, uh, I've got a wee bit of a situation developing here. 444 00:34:17,511 --> 00:34:19,180 Ah, that's right, the missing persons. 445 00:34:19,317 --> 00:34:23,481 Uh, Anybody needs me, I'll be back in the office after lunch. All right? 446 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:30,416 Could you look at that again, Petula? 447 00:35:31,393 --> 00:35:33,096 I'm okay now, I think. 448 00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:37,464 It's Brian's ring. 449 00:35:37,730 --> 00:35:39,112 Was he wearing it when you last saw him? 450 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,051 Yes. 451 00:35:40,396 --> 00:35:41,912 He wears it all the time. 452 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,405 It's stuck. 453 00:35:43,664 --> 00:35:45,787 Well, he says he'll never get the bloody thing o... 454 00:35:46,273 --> 00:35:47,226 off. 455 00:35:49,227 --> 00:35:51,666 That's Brian's mobile phone. 456 00:35:51,786 --> 00:35:53,356 What, are you up to trying it now? 457 00:35:53,461 --> 00:35:55,419 Oh... Oh, no, I don't... 458 00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:58,084 I mean... God, do I have to? 459 00:35:58,193 --> 00:36:00,402 Petula, we have to know a few things quickly. 460 00:36:00,789 --> 00:36:02,791 We have to know what Brian's state of health is, 461 00:36:02,969 --> 00:36:04,697 whether or not this is a hoax... 462 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:06,005 And we have to... 463 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:08,338 You have to make sure... 464 00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:10,340 that if there is a real problem here, 465 00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:14,068 that we don't jeopardize Mr. McMinn's well-being by our actions. 466 00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:15,980 Am I being clear? 467 00:36:35,841 --> 00:36:37,188 What's the matter? 468 00:36:37,538 --> 00:36:38,801 Are you not okay? 469 00:36:40,653 --> 00:36:42,557 Um, I don't know what I'm going to say. 470 00:36:42,882 --> 00:36:45,851 Well, find out what they want. They'll tell ya. 471 00:37:02,433 --> 00:37:03,731 Hello? 472 00:37:03,991 --> 00:37:05,317 Hello, Petula. 473 00:37:06,249 --> 00:37:08,649 If Brian's brother wants Brian back, 474 00:37:09,007 --> 00:37:11,088 he's going to have to pay money for him. 475 00:37:14,538 --> 00:37:17,757 Um, they know my name. 476 00:37:17,964 --> 00:37:20,659 Right. Ask 'em what they want. 477 00:37:22,357 --> 00:37:23,921 They want money. 478 00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,446 How much money do they want? 479 00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:28,847 How much money do you want? 480 00:37:29,139 --> 00:37:30,575 You're the one who works there. 481 00:37:30,607 --> 00:37:32,468 What's a reasonable sum? 482 00:37:33,121 --> 00:37:34,688 I mean, how much is he worth? 483 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:38,141 How much can Ronnie McMinn get his hands on? 484 00:37:39,603 --> 00:37:41,386 I don't, um... 485 00:37:43,278 --> 00:37:45,322 I don't know what you mean. 486 00:37:46,152 --> 00:37:47,388 How much? 487 00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:50,499 Petula? 488 00:37:52,744 --> 00:37:54,439 He's dead now, 489 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,761 and we killed him. 490 00:37:57,116 --> 00:37:58,247 So... 491 00:37:58,573 --> 00:38:01,269 if we could get away from here, forever... 492 00:38:01,381 --> 00:38:02,560 Huh? 493 00:38:04,196 --> 00:38:07,076 I can't think of anything else to say. 494 00:38:07,101 --> 00:38:08,287 Brian is dead. 495 00:38:08,377 --> 00:38:11,575 You're all alone. It's just you and me. 496 00:38:12,381 --> 00:38:13,946 Help me. 497 00:38:18,815 --> 00:38:21,792 You want... exactly... 498 00:38:22,026 --> 00:38:24,749 one million pounds, cash. 499 00:38:24,843 --> 00:38:27,513 No! A real number! A serious number. 500 00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:30,204 We're not a bloody imaginary... 501 00:38:30,403 --> 00:38:33,316 One million pounds, or... 502 00:38:34,475 --> 00:38:37,239 Ronnie McMinn will get his brother's head... 503 00:38:37,345 --> 00:38:41,551 in a green nylon knapsack all tied up with a ribbon... 504 00:38:41,684 --> 00:38:43,310 through the post. 505 00:38:44,318 --> 00:38:46,219 Bloody hell. 506 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:54,056 Tell them you have to speak to Brian. 507 00:38:56,828 --> 00:38:58,281 Hello? 508 00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:00,250 I... 509 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,191 have to speak to Brian. 510 00:39:02,330 --> 00:39:03,635 To know that he's all right. 511 00:39:04,295 --> 00:39:06,341 To know that he's all right. 512 00:39:06,781 --> 00:39:08,909 We can't bring him to the phone. 513 00:39:09,162 --> 00:39:11,106 They can't bring him to the phone. 514 00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,828 Then how do we know that they haven't 515 00:39:12,853 --> 00:39:15,745 already decapitated Mr. McMinn? 516 00:39:16,857 --> 00:39:19,145 - Um... - Ask him something. 517 00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:20,020 Who? 518 00:39:20,045 --> 00:39:22,742 Brian. Ask me to ask Brian a question. 519 00:39:22,842 --> 00:39:25,273 - I have to ask him something. - What? 520 00:39:25,686 --> 00:39:27,317 What do you want me to ask him? 521 00:39:27,403 --> 00:39:30,314 Something only you and Brian both know. 522 00:39:30,474 --> 00:39:33,382 Something only me and Brian both know. 523 00:39:33,522 --> 00:39:35,506 All right. On you go. 524 00:39:36,938 --> 00:39:40,818 Um, ask him... 525 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:45,371 Um, tell him to... Tell... 526 00:39:46,351 --> 00:39:48,693 Oh, God, I can't think of what to ask! 527 00:39:49,328 --> 00:39:51,626 Tell them to ask Brian to tell you... 528 00:39:51,732 --> 00:39:55,534 when and where you and him last made love. 529 00:39:57,171 --> 00:39:59,576 When and where did Brian and me... 530 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,108 ...last make love? 531 00:40:04,383 --> 00:40:06,247 Half an hour ago, up the bottom. 532 00:40:07,630 --> 00:40:09,487 That is precisely... 533 00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:11,979 one hundred percent spot on! 534 00:40:16,526 --> 00:40:19,409 You're not contemplatin' somethin' silly here, are you, hen? 535 00:40:19,664 --> 00:40:21,855 It's a favorite spot, you know. 536 00:40:23,605 --> 00:40:25,087 It's love... lovely. 537 00:40:25,253 --> 00:40:28,133 Ah, it's not lovely when you're fishin' them out of the water. 538 00:40:28,406 --> 00:40:30,750 Away home and take an overdose. 539 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,286 They've hung up. 540 00:40:42,392 --> 00:40:43,752 Did they answer the question? 541 00:40:45,514 --> 00:40:47,352 What did they say? 542 00:40:47,949 --> 00:40:52,990 Oh. They said, on the leather couch in his office. 543 00:40:53,103 --> 00:40:54,535 Tuesday, lunch time. 544 00:40:55,021 --> 00:40:56,359 Twice. 545 00:40:56,872 --> 00:41:00,172 And, would that be correct? 546 00:41:04,649 --> 00:41:07,197 Then I have to say that I think Mr. McMinn... 547 00:41:07,738 --> 00:41:11,591 is a very, very lucky man, Petula, 548 00:41:12,123 --> 00:41:13,805 because obviously... 549 00:41:23,177 --> 00:41:26,316 Obviously he hasn't had his head cut off. 550 00:41:26,790 --> 00:41:28,979 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I thought that you meant... 551 00:41:29,004 --> 00:41:31,218 You've had a massive shock, Petula. 552 00:41:31,472 --> 00:41:34,188 Now, let me ask you before I go. 553 00:41:35,022 --> 00:41:38,172 Do you have an easily accessible back entrance I can make use of? 554 00:41:42,927 --> 00:41:45,065 Dave, have you seen Neil McIndoe? 555 00:41:45,185 --> 00:41:47,859 - Who's Neil McIndoe? - Regional pathologist. 556 00:41:47,977 --> 00:41:50,661 Big ugly fucker. No taste in clothes. Bad personal hygiene. 557 00:41:50,687 --> 00:41:53,057 I got ya. In the canteen. 558 00:41:53,237 --> 00:41:56,851 Reason I didn't know who you meant was, everybody calls him "Dog Breath." 559 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:03,922 Fuck me. 560 00:42:04,173 --> 00:42:06,303 You're not eating that swill out of choice, are you, Neil? 561 00:42:06,448 --> 00:42:09,849 Detective Inspector Hepburn. How's the golf, George? 562 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,353 Be a lot better if some fucker hadn't 563 00:42:11,378 --> 00:42:13,863 ripped off my clubs out the back of my car. 564 00:42:19,616 --> 00:42:23,111 The reason I come here to eat this swill is so I can enjoy my lunch... 565 00:42:23,136 --> 00:42:25,878 without being surrounded by body parts. 566 00:42:26,331 --> 00:42:28,285 I thought pathologists had no feelings. 567 00:42:28,858 --> 00:42:30,234 That's a myth. 568 00:42:30,842 --> 00:42:32,741 Like, "all pathologists have bad breath." 569 00:42:32,766 --> 00:42:34,386 Where is your finger from? 570 00:42:35,192 --> 00:42:36,456 You tell me. 571 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,658 Off a dead person, or a live one? 572 00:42:39,544 --> 00:42:41,088 Obviously dead. 573 00:42:41,338 --> 00:42:43,355 If you cut a finger from somebody that's alive, 574 00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:45,830 that finger will exsanguinate. 575 00:42:46,007 --> 00:42:47,942 All the blood will drain from it. 576 00:42:48,170 --> 00:42:49,809 You cut that finger from a corpse, 577 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:51,952 the blood inside is already semi-coagulated. 578 00:42:52,390 --> 00:42:53,294 That's what I thought. 579 00:42:53,319 --> 00:42:55,337 Somebody playing practical silly fuckers? 580 00:42:55,362 --> 00:42:57,557 Oh, some medical student, no doubt. 581 00:42:57,582 --> 00:42:59,890 They're such scum, those fuckers. 582 00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:19,044 This is Brian's finger. 583 00:43:19,377 --> 00:43:22,799 - You recognize the ring? - I know my own flesh, George. 584 00:43:23,482 --> 00:43:24,979 Does this mean he's alive? 585 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,907 On balance, Ronnie... 586 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:31,631 All things taken into account, and after... 587 00:43:32,294 --> 00:43:35,055 after listening to expert advice, I can say... 588 00:43:35,532 --> 00:43:36,861 absolutely. 589 00:43:37,253 --> 00:43:39,312 He was alive when it was cut off. 590 00:43:39,649 --> 00:43:41,117 The girl's spoken to him. 591 00:43:41,602 --> 00:43:44,057 If they hadn't killed him by then, they won't kill him now. 592 00:43:44,287 --> 00:43:47,980 Oh! Uh, what are you, uh... Sorry, I have to keep that. 593 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,283 I'm going to see it's returned to my brother. 594 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:54,123 Not now, later. I have to keep it in custody for the time being. 595 00:43:58,491 --> 00:43:59,523 Custody? 596 00:43:59,675 --> 00:44:02,213 I mean, in-in... as evidence. 597 00:44:06,834 --> 00:44:10,684 Don't! Uh, don't. Sorry. Sorry, Ronnie. Please. 598 00:44:11,072 --> 00:44:14,129 Don't touch that. I haven't had time to have it dusted yet. 599 00:44:14,795 --> 00:44:15,882 For fingerprints? 600 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,442 I'm sorry, Ronnie, but I have to ask you... 601 00:44:25,467 --> 00:44:27,334 ...one question. Just to get the... 602 00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,714 possibility out of the way. 603 00:44:28,739 --> 00:44:32,369 And this is, uh, this is simply to eliminate a line of inquiry. 604 00:44:35,233 --> 00:44:36,575 George, ask me. 605 00:44:37,015 --> 00:44:38,915 There's no possibility, is there, 606 00:44:39,164 --> 00:44:40,968 that Brian would be so hard up for money 607 00:44:40,993 --> 00:44:43,349 that he would sacrifice one of his own fingers... 608 00:44:43,578 --> 00:44:46,172 in an attempt to inveigle funds out of his big brother? 609 00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:50,440 Ronnie? 610 00:44:52,586 --> 00:44:54,419 He'd only have to ask me. 611 00:44:54,811 --> 00:44:55,905 Right. 612 00:44:56,636 --> 00:44:58,368 In that case, we proceed in the light of this being 613 00:44:58,393 --> 00:45:00,976 a bona fide kidnapping and extortion. 614 00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:03,984 They want precisely two million pounds. 615 00:45:21,242 --> 00:45:22,255 All right, then. 616 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,986 I'll meet you about seven o' clock tonight. 617 00:45:25,199 --> 00:45:26,974 And, listen, can you drive? 618 00:45:26,999 --> 00:45:28,731 So, that's it, then. 619 00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:34,022 Sorry, what do you mean, that's what? 620 00:45:36,380 --> 00:45:38,406 That's the famous couch where it all happened. 621 00:45:38,892 --> 00:45:40,435 "Tuesday lunch time." 622 00:45:41,463 --> 00:45:42,814 "Twice." 623 00:46:11,513 --> 00:46:14,091 Does Brian think he can still keep you happy... 624 00:46:14,382 --> 00:46:16,691 with only nine fingers, Petula? 625 00:46:17,333 --> 00:46:18,000 What? 626 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:21,890 Still, that's a lot of money for a wee bit of your body. Hmm? 627 00:46:22,205 --> 00:46:23,968 Isn't it? Eh? 628 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:29,397 Which bit of your body... 629 00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:31,390 is worth the most to you, Petula? 630 00:46:31,490 --> 00:46:32,915 Mr. McMinn... 631 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,443 Those are lovely lips. 632 00:46:44,409 --> 00:46:47,918 My wee brother was still alive when his finger was cut off him. 633 00:46:49,591 --> 00:46:51,507 Can you imagine how... 634 00:46:52,085 --> 00:46:54,228 sore that must have been, 635 00:46:55,912 --> 00:46:58,191 chopping through bone and gristle... 636 00:46:58,301 --> 00:47:00,675 and tender flesh? 637 00:47:02,506 --> 00:47:04,848 Brian's too soft for any of that. 638 00:47:05,555 --> 00:47:07,078 Isn't he, Petula? 639 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:09,062 I... 640 00:47:09,146 --> 00:47:11,251 I don't know what you're talking about. 641 00:47:14,685 --> 00:47:16,578 You didn't do it for him. 642 00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,887 Did you, Petula? 643 00:47:21,895 --> 00:47:23,686 Because, if I thought... 644 00:47:25,065 --> 00:47:26,335 Well... 645 00:47:27,267 --> 00:47:29,519 You could kiss those lovely lips good-bye. 646 00:47:33,675 --> 00:47:36,014 And I wouldn't stop there... 647 00:47:36,944 --> 00:47:38,353 Petula. 648 00:47:40,395 --> 00:47:41,978 Any messages for me, Stuart? 649 00:47:42,105 --> 00:47:44,234 Somebody called Ronnie McMinn phoned this morning. 650 00:47:44,259 --> 00:47:45,290 Got his number if you need it. 651 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,423 Nah, just a pal of mine, I'm looking for a game of golf. 652 00:47:47,525 --> 00:47:48,874 Any luck with your clubs? 653 00:47:49,079 --> 00:47:50,178 What do you expect? 654 00:47:50,261 --> 00:47:52,741 The police are a bunch of worthless, skivin' assholes. 655 00:47:52,881 --> 00:47:54,391 What about your missing persons? 656 00:47:54,473 --> 00:47:56,690 Fucked off in a drunken huff and left his missus. 657 00:47:56,729 --> 00:47:58,074 How? Is she a dog? 658 00:47:58,863 --> 00:48:02,138 Stuart, my son, she is a total fuckin' dog. 659 00:48:02,282 --> 00:48:04,088 Can't blame the poor fucker. 660 00:48:04,812 --> 00:48:06,431 Or maybe he topped himself having to gaze 661 00:48:06,456 --> 00:48:09,277 at her ugly mug while trying to digest food. 662 00:48:11,485 --> 00:48:13,486 Clutch, accelerator, brake. 663 00:48:13,596 --> 00:48:16,653 No! Brake, accelerator, clutch. 664 00:48:17,232 --> 00:48:18,197 Surely. 665 00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:24,648 Neutral. 666 00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:28,203 "Always make sure your vehicle is in neutral... 667 00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:31,129 "before you start your engine, Petula. 668 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,563 Or I will punch your fucking lights out." 669 00:48:37,236 --> 00:48:38,929 "Mirror, signal, maneuver." 670 00:48:39,605 --> 00:48:41,612 Now, what the fuck was that about? 671 00:48:43,651 --> 00:48:45,918 Oh! Oh, Petula! 672 00:48:46,026 --> 00:48:48,275 Petula, slow down, slow down! 673 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,113 Oh, my God! Oh, God! 674 00:48:56,539 --> 00:48:58,582 We'll bring Brian's body here after it gets dark. 675 00:48:58,607 --> 00:49:00,696 And we can make it look like the kidnappers held him here... 676 00:49:00,721 --> 00:49:01,652 and then tortured him... 677 00:49:01,677 --> 00:49:03,355 for days and days and days before they killed him. 678 00:49:03,388 --> 00:49:05,714 You have a very brilliant criminal mind. 679 00:49:05,739 --> 00:49:07,413 Dorothy, what are you doing? 680 00:49:07,506 --> 00:49:09,624 Well, torturers don't tidy up, Petula. 681 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:13,134 The place should be a complete smelly tip wreaking of lager. 682 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:14,320 Right! 683 00:49:14,599 --> 00:49:16,257 Also, we should get some Chinese take-aways 684 00:49:16,282 --> 00:49:17,530 and chuck them all around the place. 685 00:49:17,584 --> 00:49:19,681 And also we should get some, uh, 686 00:49:19,706 --> 00:49:22,321 filthy socks and pants and shite of Tony's... 687 00:49:22,402 --> 00:49:23,964 'cause I bet you a million pounds 688 00:49:23,989 --> 00:49:26,692 kidnappers' pants smell just like Tony's pants. 689 00:49:32,847 --> 00:49:35,765 Fick mich in meinen Arsch. 690 00:49:37,459 --> 00:49:39,973 "Fick mich in meinen Arsch," Petula. 691 00:49:40,004 --> 00:49:41,892 What? Are you judging me? 692 00:49:41,951 --> 00:49:43,183 No, I'm not judging you. 693 00:49:43,259 --> 00:49:46,002 If I was judging you, you'd be in jail for murder, 694 00:49:46,027 --> 00:49:48,612 and kidnapping, torture. 695 00:49:49,749 --> 00:49:53,352 - So? - Dorothy, that is totally gross. 696 00:49:53,412 --> 00:49:54,941 You get off me, you monster! 697 00:49:54,979 --> 00:49:56,831 Gonna sniff my cheesy "grunties", flower? 698 00:49:56,908 --> 00:50:00,003 Gonna suck mein socks and fick meinen Arsch? 699 00:50:00,644 --> 00:50:03,036 Come on, that's disgusting! 700 00:50:12,694 --> 00:50:14,403 I'm going for a pee. 701 00:50:28,478 --> 00:50:30,379 Pluto, get out! 702 00:50:32,550 --> 00:50:36,303 Bloody hell, that can't be pleasant. 703 00:50:37,188 --> 00:50:39,733 I mean, that is as thick as a baby's arm. 704 00:50:41,054 --> 00:50:43,912 Would you let a baby do that to you with its arm? 705 00:50:49,048 --> 00:50:51,130 Petula, get away from there! 706 00:50:52,478 --> 00:50:54,089 Fuck! 707 00:50:57,780 --> 00:50:59,680 Oh, fuck. 708 00:51:01,784 --> 00:51:03,048 Is that... 709 00:51:03,374 --> 00:51:06,089 somebody we know out there, Dorothy? 710 00:51:07,146 --> 00:51:08,346 Eh? 711 00:51:09,479 --> 00:51:11,752 Eh, who's the fucking stiff, Dot? 712 00:51:11,901 --> 00:51:13,223 Tony, that's, uh, 713 00:51:14,195 --> 00:51:15,643 Petula's boyfriend. 714 00:51:16,775 --> 00:51:19,039 And he was in an accident. 715 00:51:19,531 --> 00:51:21,917 And it's got nothing to do with you, Tony, so just don't start! 716 00:51:21,942 --> 00:51:23,582 Okay? Don't start! 717 00:51:23,757 --> 00:51:24,818 Petula? 718 00:51:26,632 --> 00:51:28,816 You've got to be kidding. 719 00:51:29,950 --> 00:51:31,377 Alright. 720 00:51:32,076 --> 00:51:34,308 I want my golf clubs, you. 721 00:51:39,635 --> 00:51:42,372 Is this what you're looking for, you evil bastard? 722 00:51:42,872 --> 00:51:44,047 Get out, Tony, 723 00:51:44,072 --> 00:51:45,889 or I'll stab you. I honestly will. 724 00:51:45,969 --> 00:51:49,099 Where'd you get one of them, doll? Jesus. 725 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:52,676 Listen, Dorothy, I'm not well. 726 00:51:53,321 --> 00:51:54,806 I'm sick, doll. 727 00:51:55,018 --> 00:51:56,861 I didn't know that was in there, darling. 728 00:51:56,886 --> 00:51:58,966 Don't get upset at me. 729 00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:02,904 There's something in my golf bag I need, Dorothy. 730 00:52:04,366 --> 00:52:06,212 Make me feel better, doll. 731 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,520 I'm feelin' shite. 732 00:52:10,097 --> 00:52:12,473 And then I'll be out of here. You know me, babe. 733 00:52:12,654 --> 00:52:17,136 I'll get my gear and mellow out and vamoose, babe. 734 00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:19,937 You get it, and you get out. 735 00:52:23,731 --> 00:52:24,811 See. 736 00:52:28,918 --> 00:52:32,010 My stash, doll And my works... 737 00:52:32,155 --> 00:52:33,706 'cause I need my stash, eh? 738 00:52:33,823 --> 00:52:35,627 And I need... 739 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,500 my gun. 740 00:52:37,607 --> 00:52:41,791 Now what the fuck is fucking going on here, eh? 741 00:52:41,897 --> 00:52:43,831 I'm askin' you right now! 742 00:52:43,932 --> 00:52:47,832 What the fuck were you doin' with my underpants, eh? 743 00:52:50,203 --> 00:52:53,187 Now there's no way you could describe these as cheesy. 744 00:52:54,508 --> 00:52:56,570 These are as fresh as a newborn daisy. 745 00:52:56,729 --> 00:52:57,914 Oh, Pluto. 746 00:52:58,221 --> 00:53:00,789 My baby. Come to bed. 747 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,971 Pluto, no. No! 748 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:05,194 Pluto! 749 00:53:05,381 --> 00:53:06,956 Now put that knife down, 750 00:53:06,981 --> 00:53:08,486 or I'll shoot Scooby Doo here... 751 00:53:08,570 --> 00:53:11,266 right in the middle of his face, eh? 752 00:53:19,926 --> 00:53:21,967 So what's the score then, eh? 753 00:53:22,267 --> 00:53:24,238 Who's the poor bastard out in the cold? 754 00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:25,671 He's my boyfriend. 755 00:53:25,937 --> 00:53:26,849 Who killed him? 756 00:53:26,931 --> 00:53:29,158 Well, he was beating me up... 757 00:53:29,183 --> 00:53:31,931 and-and Dorothy came past and rescued me. 758 00:53:32,465 --> 00:53:34,082 Nobody meant to kill anybody, Tony. 759 00:53:34,202 --> 00:53:37,029 Oh! Oh, and that makes it okay then, does it? 760 00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:40,131 Some poor fucker goes down that fucking tunnel, 761 00:53:40,241 --> 00:53:43,232 and it's okay by you pair 'cause it was only an accident. 762 00:53:43,343 --> 00:53:45,228 So how come he's not buried in a grave... 763 00:53:45,253 --> 00:53:47,698 in a fucking cemetery if it's all so hunky-dory? 764 00:53:47,761 --> 00:53:49,458 Look, we were going to phone the authorities. 765 00:53:49,598 --> 00:53:53,330 Don't you patronize me, Petula. I'll cut your face off. 766 00:53:55,353 --> 00:53:56,759 He'd been kidnapped. 767 00:53:57,741 --> 00:53:59,303 I heard you just now. 768 00:54:01,691 --> 00:54:03,720 So how much is your stiff worth, eh? 769 00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:06,386 If you lie to me, I'll hurt the dog really badly. 770 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:08,445 - Tony, it's not... - A million pounds. 771 00:54:10,031 --> 00:54:11,433 You're kidding? 772 00:54:13,131 --> 00:54:14,710 Well, well, well. 773 00:54:15,969 --> 00:54:19,460 That's enough for all three of us to play with, isn't it, girls? 774 00:54:20,972 --> 00:54:22,406 Now, then, 775 00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:25,709 come and sit down next to me, Dorothy, come on. 776 00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,355 And hit me with some of that... 777 00:54:29,112 --> 00:54:32,550 really fabby gear out of my golf bag. 778 00:54:58,934 --> 00:55:01,783 Your friend is gorgeous, by the way, Dorothy. 779 00:55:02,371 --> 00:55:04,769 Have you pair got a wee thing going, huh? 780 00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:06,619 That'd be rather... 781 00:55:07,171 --> 00:55:09,530 Oh, rather nice. 782 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,174 Do yourself. 783 00:55:23,613 --> 00:55:25,050 No, Tony, please. 784 00:55:25,075 --> 00:55:27,454 - Tony, you know... - Do yourself... 785 00:55:28,824 --> 00:55:33,223 or I'll shoot my dog in the face with my golf gun. 786 00:56:05,178 --> 00:56:07,123 Look at her, Petula. 787 00:56:08,022 --> 00:56:09,925 A former connoisseur. 788 00:56:12,957 --> 00:56:15,858 The good old days, eh, Dorothy? 789 00:56:19,095 --> 00:56:21,308 Now let me be frank with you, Petula. 790 00:56:21,787 --> 00:56:23,351 I'm not interested in money. 791 00:56:23,432 --> 00:56:26,216 There's other things I need much more than money. That right, Dot? 792 00:56:26,401 --> 00:56:27,811 Here. 793 00:56:31,905 --> 00:56:33,353 Now, 794 00:56:34,388 --> 00:56:36,791 I want you to take off your tights... 795 00:56:37,076 --> 00:56:40,135 and tie young Dorothy's hands behind her back. 796 00:57:11,502 --> 00:57:13,339 Now, Petula, 797 00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:16,157 I want you to take off your pants. 798 00:57:17,239 --> 00:57:18,711 Why? 799 00:57:19,408 --> 00:57:22,675 'Cause I'm gonna fuck you, gorgeous. 800 00:57:22,978 --> 00:57:27,707 Then you and I are gonna watch while Scooby Doo fucks Dorothy. 801 00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:40,547 You bastard! 802 00:57:47,202 --> 00:57:48,934 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 803 00:57:49,659 --> 00:57:51,558 You bastard! 804 00:58:07,064 --> 00:58:11,591 One, two, three. 805 00:58:16,145 --> 00:58:17,386 Leave it. 806 00:58:25,723 --> 00:58:26,774 Still here, boss? 807 00:58:26,926 --> 00:58:28,667 Have you got the keys for the secure room? 808 00:58:29,114 --> 00:58:30,564 Why? What are you looking for? 809 00:58:30,697 --> 00:58:33,211 Just, uh, just checking something, Stuart. 810 00:58:34,396 --> 00:58:35,829 I can't stay. 811 00:58:36,235 --> 00:58:38,091 I have to go back to the house. 812 00:58:38,736 --> 00:58:40,113 If I stay out, 813 00:58:40,385 --> 00:58:42,448 the police will know something's wrong. 814 00:58:42,977 --> 00:58:44,728 Can you manage? 815 00:58:45,433 --> 00:58:48,575 All Right. Phone me in the morning, first thing. 816 00:58:49,872 --> 00:58:51,897 Tony's tied up now. I have to go. 817 00:58:52,386 --> 00:58:54,809 - Oh, Jesus! - Petula, wait. 818 00:58:56,762 --> 00:58:59,661 Get my dog to the hospital. 819 00:59:02,566 --> 00:59:04,966 Don't worry, I'll take care of him. 820 00:59:47,954 --> 00:59:49,673 And he's not your dog. 821 00:59:51,181 --> 00:59:52,866 He's my dog. 822 00:59:54,297 --> 00:59:55,845 And if he dies, 823 00:59:59,235 --> 01:00:03,137 You die as well, you bad, evil bastard. 824 01:00:04,487 --> 01:00:06,028 It's not my dog. 825 01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:10,380 He's called, uh, Pluto or-or something. 826 01:00:10,672 --> 01:00:14,572 Um, right. How much... 827 01:00:14,675 --> 01:00:17,621 How much do vets cost? Here. 828 01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:19,882 Sorry, miss! Look, you can't just... 829 01:00:19,907 --> 01:00:21,961 And also, watch when you sew him up, 830 01:00:22,054 --> 01:00:24,481 because he's 50% acrylic. 831 01:00:31,387 --> 01:00:33,787 I was only joking about you and Pluto. 832 01:00:35,557 --> 01:00:37,377 I love you, Dorothy. 833 01:00:38,512 --> 01:00:40,570 I'm sorry I hurt you. 834 01:00:43,481 --> 01:00:45,180 I'm dying, Dorothy. 835 01:00:46,206 --> 01:00:49,106 If you don't get me to a hospital, I'll die. 836 01:00:54,077 --> 01:00:56,978 Tony, you'll be in a hospital in a couple of hours. 837 01:00:59,275 --> 01:01:01,731 My arm's numb, fingers are cold. 838 01:01:02,345 --> 01:01:04,744 I'm freezing cold all over. 839 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,114 Just a wee while longer. 840 01:01:12,525 --> 01:01:14,425 Don't let the bugs bite. 841 01:01:17,003 --> 01:01:19,070 Remember? I used to say that... 842 01:01:19,825 --> 01:01:22,384 time you were ill, and I looked after you. 843 01:01:23,494 --> 01:01:25,044 You remember? 844 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:35,673 It was you who made me ill, Tony. 845 01:02:23,263 --> 01:02:25,930 ♪ I don't want a lover ♪ 846 01:02:26,706 --> 01:02:29,442 ♪ I just need a friend ♪ 847 01:02:31,154 --> 01:02:33,345 ♪ I don't want a lover ♪ 848 01:02:34,675 --> 01:02:37,007 ♪ I just need a friend ♪ 849 01:02:39,054 --> 01:02:41,585 ♪ You can't just leave me ♪ 850 01:02:43,904 --> 01:02:46,647 ♪ To face life on my own ♪ 851 01:02:46,892 --> 01:02:49,266 ♪ I know you don't love me no more ♪ 852 01:02:51,930 --> 01:02:54,454 ♪ I knew this day'd come ♪ 853 01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:58,044 ♪ Even when it cuts so deep ♪ 854 01:02:58,366 --> 01:03:01,267 ♪ It's true I still want you ♪ 855 01:03:03,470 --> 01:03:05,988 ♪ But the harder I try ♪ 856 01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:09,105 ♪ The more I seem to lose ♪ 857 01:03:10,929 --> 01:03:13,697 ♪ I don't want a lover ♪ 858 01:03:14,415 --> 01:03:17,138 ♪ I just need a friend ♪ 859 01:03:18,751 --> 01:03:22,303 ♪ I've had time to recover ♪ 860 01:03:22,795 --> 01:03:25,981 ♪ Now that I know it wasn't love ♪ 861 01:03:26,647 --> 01:03:30,486 ♪ It's always a different story ♪ 862 01:03:31,441 --> 01:03:34,454 ♪ When it's me who's in the wrong ♪ 863 01:03:34,855 --> 01:03:37,688 ♪ But you can't have it all ♪ 864 01:03:39,264 --> 01:03:42,255 ♪ 'Cause I'm the one who's strong ♪ 865 01:03:42,644 --> 01:03:45,350 ♪ I've already been burnt before ♪ 866 01:03:45,748 --> 01:03:48,962 ♪ Once but never again ♪ 867 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:53,538 ♪ I know the time will come ♪ 868 01:03:54,159 --> 01:03:57,500 ♪ That's when you'll need me there ♪ 869 01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:01,379 ♪ I don't want a lover ♪ 870 01:04:02,263 --> 01:04:05,341 ♪ I just need a friend ♪ Brian? 871 01:04:06,735 --> 01:04:10,055 ♪ I've had time to recover ♪ 872 01:04:10,819 --> 01:04:14,392 ♪ Now that I know it wasn't love ♪ 873 01:04:14,724 --> 01:04:17,479 ♪ I don't want a lover ♪ 874 01:04:18,130 --> 01:04:20,708 ♪ I just need a friend ♪ 875 01:04:22,748 --> 01:04:26,051 ♪ I know you never cared ♪ 876 01:04:26,753 --> 01:04:29,032 ♪ Now that I know it wasn't love ♪ 877 01:04:36,239 --> 01:04:37,827 Who's there? 878 01:05:13,333 --> 01:05:15,775 I could put you in the jail, Petula. 879 01:05:18,071 --> 01:05:20,334 Or, I could lose a little bit of weight, 880 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:24,401 work on my tan. 881 01:05:31,867 --> 01:05:33,766 Please. 882 01:05:36,623 --> 01:05:40,084 And make you very, very happy. 883 01:05:40,982 --> 01:05:42,839 Please, I'm sorry. 884 01:05:45,156 --> 01:05:48,572 I'd be right in thinking I can smell blood, gorgeous? 885 01:05:49,719 --> 01:05:50,789 Mm. 886 01:05:51,664 --> 01:05:53,482 Blood and shampoo. 887 01:05:55,054 --> 01:05:56,697 Chicks. 888 01:06:07,189 --> 01:06:11,249 I've wanted one like you all my life, Petula. 889 01:06:12,767 --> 01:06:16,167 You're a very lovely creature. 890 01:07:04,669 --> 01:07:07,647 Listen, Dorothy... The mobile phone you have called is switched off. 891 01:07:07,820 --> 01:07:09,373 Oh, shit. 892 01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:13,203 Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 893 01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:43,154 Back upstairs to bed, Petula. 894 01:07:45,204 --> 01:07:48,654 I want you to have a nice sleep so that you look gorgeous for Brian... 895 01:07:48,788 --> 01:07:50,853 when he comes back to get my money. 896 01:07:53,182 --> 01:07:54,611 Sleep tight. 897 01:08:26,749 --> 01:08:30,211 Ah, Mr. McMinn. Mr. McMinn! 898 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,001 These gentlemen are here to see you. 899 01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:36,647 Then show these gentlemen into my office, Maureen! 900 01:08:39,559 --> 01:08:40,657 Pluto! 901 01:08:47,863 --> 01:08:49,046 Pluto! 902 01:08:49,851 --> 01:08:51,096 Pluto! 903 01:08:54,142 --> 01:08:55,864 My baby. Oh! 904 01:08:58,336 --> 01:08:59,350 Thank you. 905 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,871 Bridges Service Station, please. 906 01:09:25,946 --> 01:09:27,357 Bitches. 907 01:09:28,023 --> 01:09:29,754 I'll drink your blood. 908 01:10:07,191 --> 01:10:08,772 All right, Maureen. 909 01:10:12,005 --> 01:10:13,569 I can't get over it, George. 910 01:10:15,121 --> 01:10:16,762 The suffering he must have gone through. 911 01:10:16,849 --> 01:10:19,255 Don't think about it, Ronnie. He'll be fine. 912 01:10:19,374 --> 01:10:21,238 Makes me sick to my stomach. 913 01:10:25,448 --> 01:10:26,861 That's a mere pittance. 914 01:10:27,913 --> 01:10:29,458 Two million pounds. 915 01:10:29,845 --> 01:10:33,388 George, I'd pay twice this to catch these fiends. 916 01:10:33,555 --> 01:10:36,305 I know, Ronnie. I know. 917 01:10:36,519 --> 01:10:38,493 I want you to promise me something. 918 01:10:38,953 --> 01:10:41,020 Fifteen minutes alone with them. 919 01:10:41,844 --> 01:10:44,976 Show them what happens when you fuck with Ronnie McMinn. 920 01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:56,668 You are confident this is the best way, George? 921 01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:58,243 I trust you on this one. 922 01:10:58,325 --> 01:11:00,115 Whenever they tell us where the drop is, Ronnie, 923 01:11:00,181 --> 01:11:01,104 then I've got them. 924 01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:03,944 See, the hardest part of a kidnapping is picking up the ransom. 925 01:11:04,028 --> 01:11:06,603 That's where we catch kidnappers every single time. 926 01:11:07,008 --> 01:11:08,818 Nobody's ever clever enough to figure out how you collect 927 01:11:08,843 --> 01:11:10,989 a bag of money without being followed. 928 01:11:11,046 --> 01:11:13,640 Ninety-nine percent are apprehended at that point. 929 01:11:14,434 --> 01:11:15,960 I'm sorry, Mr. McMinn. 930 01:11:16,226 --> 01:11:19,975 A very peculiar phone call from some Irish girl who says that 931 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,071 "Petula has to get in that taxi outside, 932 01:11:23,156 --> 01:11:25,407 and the drop," whatever that's supposed to mean, 933 01:11:25,517 --> 01:11:28,108 "is the Bridges Service Station." 934 01:11:29,203 --> 01:11:30,342 Hello, Stuart? 935 01:11:30,754 --> 01:11:32,862 Yup, The Bridges Service Station. 936 01:11:33,287 --> 01:11:34,685 Carrier is en route. 937 01:11:34,841 --> 01:11:39,056 Fingertips Executive Sauna and Massage is open Monday to Friday, 938 01:11:39,221 --> 01:11:41,620 - 10:00 a.m. till 11:00 p.m. - Right! 939 01:11:43,338 --> 01:11:45,380 That's the backup in position. 940 01:11:48,941 --> 01:11:49,868 Okay? 941 01:11:57,299 --> 01:11:58,999 Right, in you get. 942 01:11:59,557 --> 01:12:01,227 Just hang on, driver. 943 01:12:23,814 --> 01:12:26,810 - Honestly, I don't know if I should... - Just do exactly what you're told. 944 01:12:26,990 --> 01:12:29,082 I'll be behind you every step of the way. 945 01:12:33,563 --> 01:12:34,563 Ronnie, what? 946 01:12:35,249 --> 01:12:37,693 He's my brother, George. I've got to be there. 947 01:12:38,260 --> 01:12:40,733 Ronnie, for God's sake, this is a very delicate business. 948 01:12:40,974 --> 01:12:42,631 If you're seen, everything's up shit creek. 949 01:12:42,656 --> 01:12:44,538 Now, you've got to trust me! 950 01:12:53,258 --> 01:12:55,120 What is going on, Mr. McMinn? 951 01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:57,341 Brian's dead, and that fucker knows it. 952 01:12:57,421 --> 01:12:59,654 I'll show him what I fucking trust! 953 01:13:13,607 --> 01:13:15,592 Dorothy! 954 01:13:20,475 --> 01:13:22,716 - I... Did you... - I told her. 955 01:13:23,210 --> 01:13:25,751 He looks as if he should be home in his basket. 956 01:13:27,676 --> 01:13:29,030 Pluto. 957 01:13:35,190 --> 01:13:36,872 Sit, sit. 958 01:13:42,796 --> 01:13:45,023 Pluto, down! Down! 959 01:13:47,418 --> 01:13:49,911 Good boy, good boy. 960 01:13:55,042 --> 01:13:56,497 Step away from the dog! 961 01:13:56,709 --> 01:13:57,741 Step away from the dog! 962 01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:59,637 Run, run, run, run, run, run, run! 963 01:14:00,276 --> 01:14:02,027 Tell me you never gave a million pounds to that dog! 964 01:14:02,052 --> 01:14:03,355 That's what you told me to do! 965 01:14:03,393 --> 01:14:06,384 - You told me to do what you said! - You stupid fucking bitch! 966 01:14:06,426 --> 01:14:09,156 Get off! Get off me! 967 01:14:09,851 --> 01:14:12,556 Get... Ouch! Ow! 968 01:14:14,497 --> 01:14:15,975 Oh, shit! 969 01:14:22,179 --> 01:14:24,552 C.I.D. This is an official crime scene. 970 01:14:24,672 --> 01:14:27,594 You're officially shut till I get back! Understood? 971 01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:31,162 Go, Pluto, go! Go! 972 01:14:32,450 --> 01:14:33,758 Go home! 973 01:14:35,809 --> 01:14:37,164 Oh, shit! 974 01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:46,626 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 975 01:14:47,044 --> 01:14:49,400 Shit, shit, shit! 976 01:14:49,984 --> 01:14:55,082 ♪ The look of love ♪ 977 01:14:55,703 --> 01:15:00,413 ♪ Is in your eyes ♪ 978 01:15:01,268 --> 01:15:03,478 ♪ A look ♪ 979 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:09,077 ♪ Your heart can't disguise ♪ 980 01:15:09,385 --> 01:15:11,467 I really feel I have to say that... 981 01:15:12,166 --> 01:15:13,427 you're one of the most gorgeous creatures 982 01:15:13,452 --> 01:15:15,658 I've ever set eyes on in my life. 983 01:15:17,006 --> 01:15:18,439 Oh, shit! 984 01:15:23,648 --> 01:15:25,423 Hey, Pluto! Here, boy! 985 01:15:25,985 --> 01:15:27,382 Is your daddy home, Pluto? 986 01:15:27,455 --> 01:15:29,579 What is that? You got some gear for him, boy? 987 01:15:29,695 --> 01:15:33,882 Because your bad dad owes your uncle Aidan big time! 988 01:15:33,989 --> 01:15:35,382 What happened to your head? 989 01:15:35,465 --> 01:15:38,022 - The dog! - What's with the fucking shoving, pal! 990 01:15:38,193 --> 01:15:41,117 That's a lot of gear that dog was holding for my china. 991 01:15:45,342 --> 01:15:48,310 Right, you junkie fuck! Tell me where the dog lives! 992 01:15:50,956 --> 01:15:52,140 Pluto! 993 01:15:53,153 --> 01:15:55,270 Come here! Good boy! 994 01:15:55,430 --> 01:15:56,623 Well done. 995 01:15:57,622 --> 01:15:58,554 Come on. 996 01:16:06,569 --> 01:16:07,586 Tony? 997 01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:09,428 Are you awake, Tony? 998 01:16:12,106 --> 01:16:13,073 Shit. 999 01:16:16,749 --> 01:16:19,279 Hold the gun by the muzzle. 1000 01:16:26,299 --> 01:16:28,859 Now, throw the gun to me. 1001 01:16:33,891 --> 01:16:35,512 Get your hands in the air. 1002 01:16:35,904 --> 01:16:37,189 Now! 1003 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:41,592 Is that Brian McMinn in there? 1004 01:16:42,251 --> 01:16:43,356 Is that your hostage? 1005 01:16:43,472 --> 01:16:44,580 That's him. 1006 01:16:46,172 --> 01:16:48,264 He needs a doctor. 1007 01:16:59,412 --> 01:17:00,620 Jesus. 1008 01:17:05,464 --> 01:17:07,998 It looks like you've just killed your hostage, 1009 01:17:09,241 --> 01:17:10,863 which is a... 1010 01:17:11,128 --> 01:17:14,285 pretty fundamental error. 1011 01:17:15,966 --> 01:17:17,078 Now, miss, 1012 01:17:17,730 --> 01:17:20,109 would you please not stand in front of the window. 1013 01:17:20,318 --> 01:17:22,288 - What? - Do as you're told. 1014 01:17:22,542 --> 01:17:24,765 Step away from the window, and you won't get hurt. 1015 01:17:25,418 --> 01:17:26,563 Come on now! 1016 01:17:26,912 --> 01:17:30,972 I'm a detective inspector with the Eastern and District Regional Constabulary. 1017 01:17:36,052 --> 01:17:38,867 Thieving bitch! That's my golf clubs! 1018 01:17:40,602 --> 01:17:42,972 No one fucks with Ronnie McMinn. 1019 01:17:43,544 --> 01:17:44,565 Ronnie. 1020 01:17:53,144 --> 01:17:54,714 Ronnie. 1021 01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:56,465 Fuck you! 1022 01:17:57,867 --> 01:17:58,707 Shit! 1023 01:18:01,946 --> 01:18:03,598 Oh, Jesus! 1024 01:18:14,441 --> 01:18:15,865 Tony. 1025 01:18:22,732 --> 01:18:24,423 Hey, I saved your life there, mister. 1026 01:18:24,629 --> 01:18:26,365 And I have to tell you, 1027 01:18:26,728 --> 01:18:28,210 this whole thing... 1028 01:18:28,391 --> 01:18:31,115 was dreamt up by that bitch there and her pal. 1029 01:18:48,003 --> 01:18:49,207 No one... 1030 01:18:49,713 --> 01:18:51,109 No one, 1031 01:18:51,916 --> 01:18:55,912 least of all a fucking filthy creature like you... 1032 01:18:57,214 --> 01:18:59,113 or your dimwit pal, 1033 01:19:00,088 --> 01:19:01,188 fucks with Ronnie... 1034 01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:02,923 Petula! 1035 01:19:11,301 --> 01:19:12,390 McMinn. 1036 01:20:56,676 --> 01:20:58,991 ♪ Small town girl goes west 'cause she thinks ♪ 1037 01:20:59,016 --> 01:21:01,328 ♪ it's the only way to stay alive ♪ 1038 01:21:01,671 --> 01:21:04,265 ♪ Now she knows best ♪ ♪ the who's who and who's not ♪ 1039 01:21:04,462 --> 01:21:07,001 ♪ Who's hot and who's the more fly ♪ 1040 01:21:07,122 --> 01:21:09,538 ♪ Now when she stands before you ♪ 1041 01:21:09,562 --> 01:21:11,814 What am I going to do about this? 1042 01:21:12,255 --> 01:21:14,655 There's bound to be some tools in the boot. 1043 01:21:18,112 --> 01:21:20,666 Oh, there's not gonna be any tools in there, is there? 1044 01:21:21,447 --> 01:21:22,414 Shit! 1045 01:21:22,492 --> 01:21:23,384 Dorothy, get the bag! 1046 01:21:23,434 --> 01:21:26,369 - There's not gonna... - Dorothy, open the bag! 1047 01:21:27,555 --> 01:21:29,220 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1048 01:21:29,294 --> 01:21:32,357 ♪ Slippin' and slidin' ♪ ♪ duckin' and divin' ♪ 1049 01:21:32,763 --> 01:21:34,339 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1050 01:21:34,614 --> 01:21:37,603 ♪ Tryin'all the new stuff ♪ ♪ tryin' to be fly ♪ 1051 01:21:38,182 --> 01:21:39,616 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1052 01:21:39,994 --> 01:21:43,368 ♪ Slippin' and slidin' ♪ ♪ duckin' and divin' ♪ 1053 01:21:43,508 --> 01:21:45,074 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1054 01:21:45,775 --> 01:21:47,174 Got nothing smaller than a hundred? 1055 01:21:47,199 --> 01:21:48,622 No, sorry. 1056 01:21:49,325 --> 01:21:50,448 Two sixty. 1057 01:21:51,016 --> 01:21:53,196 I haven't charged you for your funny colored guide dog 1058 01:21:53,221 --> 01:21:54,539 or your blind pal. 1059 01:21:54,575 --> 01:21:56,040 I'll need to come back with your change, hen. 1060 01:21:56,065 --> 01:21:57,365 No, that's all right. 1061 01:21:57,562 --> 01:21:58,929 Keep the money. 1062 01:21:59,315 --> 01:22:00,781 It's a present from Pluto. 1063 01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:02,949 ♪ All decked out ♪ ♪ in her designer clothes ♪ 1064 01:22:03,116 --> 01:22:05,829 ♪ 'Cause she's shootin' from ♪ ♪ the hip with a credit card ♪ 1065 01:22:06,089 --> 01:22:08,253 ♪ Everybody thinks ♪ ♪ she's a bittle lit old ♪ 1066 01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,992 ♪ But you can't take long ♪ ♪ on an eyesore ♪ 1067 01:22:11,239 --> 01:22:13,556 ♪ Drivin' in a Beamer ♪ ♪ with the top down ♪ 1068 01:22:14,076 --> 01:22:16,313 ♪ Sunset queen in a big town ♪ 1069 01:22:16,660 --> 01:22:19,007 ♪ If you don't pay ♪ ♪ she'll go out of your way ♪ 1070 01:22:19,180 --> 01:22:21,409 ♪ Yeah, you don't want her ♪ ♪ hangin' around ♪ 1071 01:22:21,622 --> 01:22:24,326 ♪ Now, a stick and stone ♪ ♪ may break the bone ♪ 1072 01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:27,085 ♪ But it don't quench the fire ♪ 1073 01:22:27,405 --> 01:22:30,993 ♪ I wonder what ♪ ♪ she's looking for tonight ♪ 1074 01:22:31,427 --> 01:22:33,099 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1075 01:22:33,379 --> 01:22:36,193 ♪ Slippin' and slidin' ♪ ♪ duckin' and divin' ♪ 1076 01:22:36,403 --> 01:22:37,474 Dorothy? 1077 01:22:38,146 --> 01:22:38,805 Mm-hmm? 1078 01:22:38,992 --> 01:22:41,424 You know how Pluto's 50% acrylic? 1079 01:22:41,789 --> 01:22:42,607 Yeah? 1080 01:22:42,753 --> 01:22:44,449 Is that the half that's pink? 1081 01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:45,526 It is. 1082 01:22:45,605 --> 01:22:46,807 Really? 1083 01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:50,255 So does that make him dry-clean only? 1084 01:23:04,357 --> 01:23:09,754 ♪ Now stepping stones and licking ♪ ♪ bones and cast them all aside ♪ 1085 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:14,716 ♪ I wonder what she's ♪ ♪ looking for tonight ♪ 1086 01:23:16,723 --> 01:23:19,309 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1087 01:23:22,069 --> 01:23:25,125 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1088 01:23:27,325 --> 01:23:30,964 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1089 01:23:32,730 --> 01:23:35,761 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1090 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:39,846 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1091 01:23:39,995 --> 01:23:43,219 ♪ Slippin' and slidin', ♪ ♪ duckin' and divin' ♪ 1092 01:23:43,401 --> 01:23:45,276 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1093 01:23:45,445 --> 01:23:48,605 ♪ Tryin' all the new stuff ♪ ♪ Tryin' to be fly ♪ 1094 01:23:48,739 --> 01:23:50,604 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1095 01:23:50,747 --> 01:23:53,923 ♪ Slippin' and slidin', ♪ ♪ duckin' and divin' ♪ 1096 01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:55,953 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1097 01:23:56,122 --> 01:23:58,957 ♪ Tryin' all the new stuff ♪ ♪ Tryin' to get high ♪ 1098 01:23:59,325 --> 01:24:01,725 ♪ She's so high ♪ 1099 01:24:02,228 --> 01:24:04,418 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1100 01:24:04,705 --> 01:24:07,008 ♪ She's so high ♪ 1101 01:24:07,420 --> 01:24:09,610 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1102 01:24:10,052 --> 01:24:12,480 ♪ She's so high ♪ 1103 01:24:12,718 --> 01:24:14,908 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1104 01:24:15,379 --> 01:24:17,803 ♪ She's so high ♪ 1105 01:24:17,987 --> 01:24:20,177 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1106 01:24:20,757 --> 01:24:23,172 ♪ She's so high ♪ 1107 01:24:23,337 --> 01:24:25,527 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 1108 01:24:26,220 --> 01:24:28,570 ♪ She's so high ♪ 1109 01:24:28,849 --> 01:24:31,039 ♪ There she goes again ♪ 80754

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