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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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Check it out.
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Oh yeah! Oh baby! Yeah!
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Please! Please!
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The more the merrier!
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Yeah, all the way, yeah!
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I was thinking about asking
Yolanda's ex-girlfriend
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to bid on the "Provocations" job.
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Is she a contractor?
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Carpenter. She's got an all-woman crew.
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That's cool. You should
definitely hire her.
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Hey!
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Oh, hey guys!
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Hi!
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Hello.
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Hello!
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Good morning!
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The most important thing
are his pills. He gets them,
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um, three times a day
- it's right here.
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See, "three times a day
with wet food," and um...
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and it's best to sort of let
him wake up on his own because
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he's... less crabby about
taking them that way.
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But he should... he
should be okay. Right, P?
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Right Mr. P?
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Wow, you are up so early, Bette.
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Yeah, well, I guess it's just
the excitement of the trip!
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That she's too busy to go on.
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Yeah, but someone's ready
to party for the both of us.
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That's right. Right on, huh?
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Yeah, let's go.
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Yes.
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Um... was Jenny's a regular latte?
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Is Jenny going with you?
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I invited her. I felt bad
for her. She's all alone.
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Well that's good. I guess.
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Say bye, everybody!
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I'm gonna stay with Auntie Kit while
mom goes away with all of her friends.
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Right? Say bye Shane...
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bye Lenore, bye Bette and
Tina, have fun in Palm Springs!
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Yes, Mr. P, Auntie Kit
will watch your back.
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Thank you so much, Kit.
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Woohoo, congratulate
me, I got my period.
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Oh!
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So why are we congratulating you?
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Hm?
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'Cause I love getting my period.
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She does! Ever since she was a
- kid.
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Right! No, no, no, 'cause
it reaffirms my womanhood.
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I
- like to celebrate it, to...
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you know... show women everywhere
it's a blessing, it's not a curse.
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'Kay! You guys. Road trip? Let's go!
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See ya, Kit.
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Bye, Bette.
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I'll call ya.
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Have a slippery nipple for me.
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Goodbye P Man.
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Bye mommy!
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Goodbye P Man!
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Bye!
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By the way. You were amazing on Insight with
George Parson, I mean absolutely amazing.
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I really applaud your cause
and your commitment and...
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Ooh, God, that bitch, Fae
Buckley, you should've decked her!
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Thank you.
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It was great.
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So, is this a golf tournament?
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Yeah, it's the Kraft-Nabisco
Professional Women's Golf Tournament.
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Otherwise known as the
Dinah Shore Weekend.
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Is she gay?
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No. Dinah Shore's dead.
She died back in '94.
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And, actually, the word is that she hated her snooty little
golf tournament turned into a spring break for lesbians.
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Refused to acknowledge it.
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You guys, there's supposed to
be, like, 10,000 women there.
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Whoa. Oh, god.
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She's done research.
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Yeah, I'm doing a story
on it for The Weekly.
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Gotta make something outta
this lame-ass weekend, right?
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And Dana's getting an HRC award.
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Yeah. We're totally proud of her.
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What's that?
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It's the Human Rights Campaign.
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It's the biggest gay civil rights
organization in the country. It's a huge deal.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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"I looked to the children, I drank from the fountains,
there's more than one answer to these questions
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pointing me in a crooked line..."
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Yeah!
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"The less I seek my source
for some definitive..."
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"The closer I am to fiii-iiine, yeah!"
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"The closer i am to fiii-iiine, yeah!"
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Thank god!
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Do you know how many times
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I had to hear that song when Alice
was first coming out of the closet?
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It was a nightmare.
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It was allabout Annie Flaherty.
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Tell them your coming out
story, honey. It's so hilarious!
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First of all, it's not my coming out story.
It was just a drunk high school grope.
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Tell us your coming out story.
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Well, they got hammered,
the two of them.
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And then they scampered
under the bleachers
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for a smoke, which of course
she was not allowed to do.
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And... just as they
were about to kiss...
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Annie vomited all over Alice!
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Ooohh!
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Now, my real coming out story?
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That happened in college.
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My boyfriend Greg and I
had this band called Butter.
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And we played every
weekend at The Tap Room ...
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which was like our little bar on campus.
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Butter rules!
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It was three guys and
me. And, I don't know,
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I wasn't that into it, but, Greg
thought we could go all the way.
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Aww!
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Hey. Where's Brad?
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Where the fuck is Brad?
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But anyway, our bass
player quits one day, right?
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So we had three days to find a new one.
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So, we hold these auditions,
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and all these guys come and they
couldn't play bass to save their lives.
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Get your feet off the table!
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Show some respect.
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Dave, give me my last fucking cigarette!
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Cock!
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And then?
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Tayo walks on stage.
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Don't fucking touch me! God!
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We're famous in our little college universe.
I mean, people are coming just to see us.
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And me and Tayo?
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We had amazing chemistry on stage.
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Tayo and I only lasted about 2 months.
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After me, she went
through every gay, lesbian,
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bisexual and transgendered
organization on campus.
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Totally broke my heart.
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That's why you're a dirty bisexual, huh?
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Let's hear your story.
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Oh, that's not nice,
you know I can't do that.
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Why?
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It's probably fresh wounds.
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It was 12 years ago, mom.
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God, she was beautiful.
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It was at tennis camp.
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I was 16, she was 17.
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Everybody, out on the
courts, c'mon! Let´s Go.
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She was my counselor. I'd tell you
her name, but she's famous now, so...
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I can't. I'll just call her Ralph.
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Aren't you ready, yet?
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God, she had the most
beautiful eyes you've ever seen.
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I love you Stephanie.
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I love you more.
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What happened next?
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She needed to tell somebody about it, right,
so she wrote her best friend at home and
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told her about us and
how in love we were,
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and uh, her friend told her parents.
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Her parents yanked her out
of tennis camp like that.
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C'mon, c'mon.
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Honey, we'll talk it over.
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I don't know about it
right now. Just go, please.
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After that, I ran into her
at a few matches, and...
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she wouldn't even look at me.
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So anyway, that's it.
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Tennis players are like girls
in college: gay until graduation.
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Hey, I'm sorry to bother you -
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James? You don't have to say you're sorry
every time you have something to tell me.
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Oh, I'm sorry - um - a Candace
Jewell's here to see you.
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Um... can you tell her I'll
meet her in the conference room?
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Okay.
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So, I think we'll dedicate
this gallery to two artists:
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Isabella Pernao, who does these amazing
large-screen video installations,
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who I think should be on this wall;
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and Ray Fields' work should be
on the other wall. He does, uh,
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hand-drawn, lettered books,
so we're gonna need to
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construct some display cases for those.
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It's just like
theater-set construction.
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Is that a good thing?
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Well, I did it in college. I loved it.
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Oh.
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Look.
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Uh, what if, instead of wall-mounting,
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we were to construct some
free-standing scaffolding here?
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You know, work something
like shoji screens?
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I think it would really make the space
more dynamic for displaying the work.
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Hm.
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Well, how long would it
take you to get me a bid?
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I don't know. Today?
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That would be great.
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Okay.
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Okay, then... My coming out story
also involves someone famous.
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Is she gay?
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No!!
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It was the 70s... and every weekend, I went
to one of these parties at the mansion...
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... which of course was full of
swingers and orgies and drugs.
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As I'm sure you girls know
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So, one night,
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there was an ex of mine that I hadn't
seen in years and he was sitting
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right there in the living room.
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And all I could think
of to say to him was,
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"I thought I told you
to wait in the car?"
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Mom, that is straight out of
Tallulah Bankhead's biography.
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That doesn't mean that I didn't say it.
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Anyway.
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Where was I.
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Hmm, the pool!
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Well,
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I don't want to be indiscreet here, but there
was an incident in a pool with two girls...
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... and um... I mean...
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These girls were real knockouts.
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I mean, most of the girls that went
to those parties were knockouts, but...
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they were giving each other a tonsil
inspection that would've made a doctor blush.
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So I decided, what
they hey! And joined in.
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What can I say?
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One thing led to another...
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It was hot.
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Okay, Shane, do you
wanna share your story?
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Yeah, um...
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That's easy.
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Tiffany Gardner.
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She was this gorgeous blonde
who lived down the street.
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And I used to sit for hours
and watch her play in the park.
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And then one day, I
thought, "You know what?
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Fuck this. Enough's enough.
I'm gonna meet this chick."
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So. I pack up my Sunshine Meal
and I walk over to her, and
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she's just sitting the in
the sand, playing hard to get.
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And I knew I was fucked.
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That girl took my Sunshine Meal toy.
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Then she took my heart.
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Okay! Perfect timing. Here we are.
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Um, Jenny, will you
open the door for my mom?
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That reminds me of this beautiful
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but tragic lesbian who once
passed out on my kitchen floor.
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And I'll never forget, John
Cassavetes and Gena Rowlands
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had come for lunch that day and of
course they had had a couple of drinks,
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as had I,
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and just as they walk in the
kitchen she wakes up, and the -
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Mom!
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I think your phone's ringing!
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Oh, let me just finish my story.
So she wakes up, just at that moment
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Uh, maybe it's your new agent?
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Oh, my god, you're right!
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Bye Lenore!
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Bye Lenore!
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Thank god, you guys!
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Bye Lenore!
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You know what? Dana, help me.
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What?
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Just help me!
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Help grab a bag!
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I can get that one.
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Just
- Grab a bag!
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I can get it!
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C'mon!
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Mom, I left the, uh, bags on the porch!
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Get in, get in the car! Go!
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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Oh, my god, am I going to hell for that?
253
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,100
Allright, thank you guys, your asses
were in this van so fast. C'mon.
254
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,200
Poor Lenore.
255
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,400
Oh. Fuck.
256
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,200
Hello?
257
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,000
No, M
- Hi, no!
258
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,300
No, no, no, of course
not! No, it's just -
259
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,800
we didn't know how
long you were gonna be,
260
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:25,300
and Dana has gotta uh
- uh, register for the event.
261
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,800
So, yeah.
262
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,400
Okay, yeah, of course!
Of course! I will!
263
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,500
Okay, I'll talk to you soon. Okay, bye.
264
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,900
She was making us
crazy, right? I mean...
265
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:40,900
Right?
266
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,200
Yeah!
267
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,800
Dana?
268
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,300
Dana Fairbanks.
269
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:14,200
I'm Tonya, Guest Liaison, I'm here
to take care of all your needs.
270
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:14,600
Oh!
271
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,000
Let me get this for ya.
272
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,600
Excuse me!
273
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,900
This is Dana Fairbanks, okay? I need someone
to take her stuff to her room, Suite 251.
274
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,300
So, are you alone?
275
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,700
Uh, no, I'm with friends.
276
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,900
Did you want to bring them to the
dinner? I'm sure I can get them tickets.
277
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:30,900
I need you in a photoshoot in about an
hour, but I just need to make a few calls -
278
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:31,900
Uh, we'll be fine.
279
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,900
Yeah, we don't wanna cramp Dana's style.
280
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:34,900
Oh! Okay!
281
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:39,300
So glad to have you here, I'm gonna have
to protect you from some of the staff!
282
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,300
Seriously, though.
283
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,500
I am here to act as a buffer between you
and your fans, okay, that is part of my job.
284
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:45,700
Okay.
285
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,100
Now.
286
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,800
Uh, I'm gonna give you
the key to your room.
287
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,300
Thanks.
288
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,300
And here's my card.
289
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,600
I'm going to give you
my cell phone number and
290
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,500
I want you to use it if
you need anything at all.
291
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:56,200
Okay.
292
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,900
I'm talking about a second opinion
on what kind of shoes to wear.
293
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,000
You just call me?
294
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:00,900
Okay?
295
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:01,600
Okay
296
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,900
And I'll see ya in an hour.
297
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:03,500
Okay!
298
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:03,900
Okay.
299
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:04,500
Thanks!
300
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,200
Bye ladies.
301
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,200
Bye!
302
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:07,600
Buh-bye.
303
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,700
Wow.
304
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,800
Does that thing come
with batteries, Dana?
305
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,000
Huh?
306
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,700
Oh, my god. I have
never seen so many women
307
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,900
in one place in my whole life.
308
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,500
And everyone one of 'em is
greased up and ready to go.
309
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,300
We should go down there, you guys.
310
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200
Guys?
311
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,000
Guys?
312
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,800
Is this suit too conservative?
I brought a dress.
313
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,600
Tell me what you think.
314
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,700
The suit's great.
315
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,100
Thanks.
316
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,200
Hi. Is Dana here?
317
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,300
Uh-huh. Yeah.
318
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,900
Wow, you look phenomenal.
319
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,800
But I bet you would in
anything that you wear.
320
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,000
Um, here's some passes
to some of the events,
321
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,800
and a chance to win an Olivia cruise.
322
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,500
Thanks Tonya.
323
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,500
So, um, are you ready to go?
324
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,000
Uh-huh!
325
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,000
Excellent. Well, I've got my
work cut out for me with you!
326
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,600
People are gonna be
all over you tonight.
327
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,500
Bye girls!
328
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,200
Oh, yeah! Thank you! Bye, have fun.
329
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:51,900
Thank you again!
330
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,600
Bye...
331
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,600
Thank you.
332
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:54,600
What's this?
333
00:17:58,900 --> 00:17:59,400
Oh.
334
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,000
I have your estimate for you.
335
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,500
Okay. Um...
336
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,900
this is 50 dollars more
than the highest bidder.
337
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:14,500
May I?
338
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,200
Have you ever seen this?
339
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,700
There are three sides
to the triangle, see?
340
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,100
Fast, good, cheap.
341
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,000
Yeah. You can have any two
of the three in combination,
342
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,600
but you can never have
all three together.
343
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,300
Of course you can. I mean,
if you have enough money
344
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,800
Oh. Right, then it
wouldn't be cheap. Okay.
345
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,600
You can have fast and good.
346
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,500
But that takes a big crew of
skilled, highly-paid workers.
347
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,300
And I can have fast and cheap,
348
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,600
but then the end product
would probably look like shit.
349
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,700
You can have cheap and good.
350
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,900
That's the one I want.
351
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,200
But you'll probably be bumping up against
that carpenter for the better part of a year.
352
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,900
Um. Uh. Okay.
353
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,600
Are you here for a little while longer?
354
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,100
Because I love that Cuban
place up the street from here.
355
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,500
I could pick us up some
takeout if you want.
356
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,800
I'll draw you some rough sketches
of what I'm thinking while we eat.
357
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,100
Okay.
358
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,400
Good. I'll put the order in.
You look at that while I'm gone.
359
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,600
Alice! Who knew?
360
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,300
I'm thinkin' not Dinah Shore.
361
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,100
Can I have one?
362
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,500
Oh, wait, Al...
363
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,500
What?
364
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,200
What about you, Jenny?
365
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,500
Um, maybe if I had a
few more of these shots.
366
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,800
Oh, wait, hold on, hold on.
367
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:43,800
Present for Bette.
368
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:48,700
Oh, my god. That's good.
What, should I call her and...
369
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,300
... ask her if I should wear one
of these t-shirts while I'm here?
370
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,300
Oh. Absolutely. Make it a surprise.
371
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,800
We just fought all the time.
372
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,600
But you know how Yolanda is.
373
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,300
Mm-hmm.
374
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:01,000
She isn't happy unless she's
ranting about something.
375
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,900
You know. She can't abide
you if you disagree with her
376
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,400
She won't respect you if
you don't you challenge her.
377
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,100
That is so true.
378
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:07,400
Right.
379
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,100
You know, she should've
stayed in therapy.
380
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:09,800
Yeah.
381
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,400
Excuse me.
382
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,400
Will you excuse me for a second?
383
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:24,700
Hey.
384
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,000
Hi! Oh my god!
385
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,700
This is insane! I wish you could see it.
386
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,400
It's totally crazy. Say hi to the girls!
387
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,000
Hey!
388
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:33,500
Hey Bette!
389
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,700
See? Everybody misses you.
390
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,800
I'm glad you're having
fun, baby, you deserve it.
391
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,000
I'm just here having some food with Candace.
She's still taking some measurements.
392
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,500
What, babe? It's so loud here!
393
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,500
I can't hear you!
394
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,500
Uh, you still at work?
395
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,600
You know what, you should try to get
some rest before the artists get there!
396
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,600
You always do that -
397
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,100
Ye - I'll try. Ti
- can you hear me?
398
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,000
What, babe?!
399
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:57,600
Hello?
400
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,500
Uh, baby
401
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,500
it's breaking up. I can't hear you.
402
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:04,300
Look, I'm gonna call
you back later! Bye!
403
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:15,700
Is everything okay? I heard some of
the artwork is being held up at Customs.
404
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,200
No. Nothing like that.
405
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,500
Was my girlfriend.
406
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,900
Oooh. I didn't know you had one.
407
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,700
Why would you?
408
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,400
Well, at least I can have a drink now.
409
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,100
Cheers.
410
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,700
Allright, look. Right there.
411
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,600
See?
412
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,300
That's what I call a hundred footer.
413
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,400
What's that?
414
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,900
It means you can tell she's a
lesbian from a hundred feet away.
415
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,900
Is it her hair? Is it her jog bra?
416
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,800
Is it her mandles? I don't know!
417
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,200
Great.
418
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,400
I can tell she's a lesbo
from across a football field.
419
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,500
You guys. What am I?
420
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,500
No, you're in transition!
It's impossible.
421
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,500
No, c'mon!
422
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,900
No, you need like a guy or a girl with
you to tip you one way or the other.
423
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,300
It's not -
it's - Right?
424
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,100
Yep.
425
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,000
Fuck!
426
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,300
Well, I guess I'd better...
427
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,900
get back to work. So I can...
428
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,000
get back to bed sometime tonight.
429
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,600
Yeah.
430
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,200
I have a phone meeting
at 7 AM with New York.
431
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:27,600
Oh. I miss it. I
- I'm from Brooklyn. I grew up there.
432
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,100
Old school Brooklyn, you know.
Before it was fashionable.
433
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,900
North Philly. Before it was a war zone.
434
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,400
Right.
435
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,900
This is totally a white party, you guys.
436
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,700
I'm gonna go have another drink.
437
00:22:59,000 --> 00:22:59,800
Bye.
438
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,800
Bye, see ya later.
439
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,100
Bye.
440
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,700
One, two, three.
441
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,400
Oh fuck.
442
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,700
Good girl.
443
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,500
Okay, so then what happened?
444
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:35,600
So. I go over to her
house, like a fucking idiot.
445
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,600
And I'm standing there and I'm
watching her with her real girlfriend -
446
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,800
which, by the way, I
know nothing about -
447
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:46,500
and they're watching me like I'm this little sort
of amusement, sort of like this little play thing.
448
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:52,300
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, my boy
- no, I'm sorry, my husband... my... my life.
449
00:23:52,900 --> 00:24:00,300
My life is completely ruined. You know, she
managed to fucking destroy my relationship
450
00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:03,200
while leaving hers completely intact.
451
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,200
Wait.
452
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:07,800
S
- So this is the first woman you were ever with?
453
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:13,500
Oh, my God. This is my coming out story.
454
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:13,800
Tell it!
455
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:18,600
Ladies. I am telling all
you guys my coming out story!
456
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:23,100
Tell it! Tell it! Tell it!
Tell it! Tell it! Tell it!
457
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:28,300
Okay, okay, okay, okay! I go
to a party at my neighbors',
458
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,600
Bette and Tina's house.
459
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,800
Bette and Tina!
460
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:35,500
Yes. Okay. I'm at the party.
461
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,100
And there she is.
462
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,000
I see Marina.
463
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,300
She was possibly...
464
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,600
the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.
465
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,100
Later on that night...
466
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:52,400
... she followed me into the bathroom...
467
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:58,400
and then she does it.
The thing. Am I crazy?
468
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,800
Am I drunk? Am I hallucinating?
And I was thinking...
469
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:05,000
"Am I crazy? Am I drunk?
470
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,400
Am I hallucinating?"
And then she does it.
471
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:13,300
The thing... that would
go on to confuse me...
472
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,500
... and fuck... with all
things stable in my life.
473
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:21,600
And then I'm walking out
the door and I'm thinking
474
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,600
"Oh, my God. I have just had the best
475
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:30,600
fucking sex in my whole
fucking life, man!"
476
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:34,000
No, no, no, you guys,
you guys, I'm serious.
477
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:40,200
This is probably the best sex that anybody
can have on the fucking planet Earth.
478
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,300
And then she does it. She
does this fucking thing.
479
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:47,500
She
- c'mere. No, I'm going to show you. Okay, wait. I've got to be her. Okay.
480
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,800
"Jenny...
481
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,300
"...I hope this doesn't
make it worse..."
482
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,500
"...But I think I could
fall in love with you."
483
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,100
Aw! Oh, man!
484
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:03,500
That's gross!
485
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:05,100
That's fucked.
486
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:09,400
Fucker. Notice it's not "I'm
falling in love with you,
487
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,800
" it's, "I think I'm
falling in love with you."
488
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,300
She said, "I think I could
fall in love with you."
489
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:16,400
That's even worse.
490
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:21,300
You don't hear the "I think I could"
part because you're not supposed to.
491
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:24,900
It's a trick. It's a fucking loophole.
492
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:30,500
She wrecked my fucking
life with supposition.
493
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:31,700
Here.
494
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:32,500
What?
495
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:36,500
Go ahead. Call her up. Tell her
what a fucking fucker she is.
496
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,000
You need to say it!
497
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,100
Go on, do it, it'll cleanse ya.
498
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:41,800
You think I should call her up?
499
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,800
Yeah.
500
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,700
Call her! Call her! Call her! Call her!
501
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,800
You go girl!
502
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
I'm going to call her up!
503
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,100
Tell her!
504
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:55,600
I'm going to tell her what a fucking
fucker she is for fucking with my life!
505
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,000
For leaving her life
exactly the way it is!
506
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,900
I'm going to set that fucking bitch...
"Yes. You go girl! Do it." ...straight.
507
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,700
Shhh, shhh! Please,
please. Okay. It's ringing.
508
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:09,500
Fuck.
509
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,600
Oh, my gosh. It's her.
510
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,000
I got you.
511
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,600
Hi! Is, uh, Thom... mas... there?
512
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,000
Oh, this isn't Tom's house?
513
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Hello?
514
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,900
Bitch hung up on me. Perfect.
515
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,600
I'll take that.
516
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,700
That was very nice of you.
517
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:38,900
Well...
518
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,800
It was very kind.
519
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,400
It was my pleasure.
520
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,300
Hey, is that?
521
00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:49,900
Oh, my God, you were so amazing in
there. You should be so proud of yourself!
522
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:54,300
You know, that story about your
mother truly was hysterical. Okay?
523
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,900
and your Subaru coming out story?
524
00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:59,200
Oh, my god, it broke my heart.
525
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,700
It did?
526
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,300
Now, so, tell me, did you and Lara
- were you able to work it out?
527
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:05,000
Uh, no, I totally blew that...
528
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:05,700
I'm so sorry to hear that.
529
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:07,500
Hey! I know I'm being
a total geek right now,
530
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:10,100
but would, um, sign my underwear for me?
531
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,400
Uh, Miss Fairbanks has
an appointment, okay?
532
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,400
Please?
533
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,200
Excuse me.
534
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,700
I - I -
I - ooh!
535
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:14,700
Unbelievable.
536
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,500
Um, we have this bet on over here,
and, uh... do you have a girlfriend?
537
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,300
I really don't think that's any
of your business! Oh, my god.
538
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,300
No!
539
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,500
Now we need to get you out of here because
your fans are getting out of control.
540
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,400
It is flying through the air.
541
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,100
I would love to know
what that feels like.
542
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:04,000
Well, when you're working with
someone else, it's all about trust.
543
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,600
You're, like,
544
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,900
"Is this person mad at me today?
545
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:09,000
Did I give them a reason
not to catch me right now?"
546
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,000
If I were a trapeze artist, I don't
think that anybody would catch me.
547
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,600
I think I would probably need,
like, this massive net or something.
548
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,600
You know, that's like the third time
you've referred to yourself as worthless.
549
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,000
I mean, is this your big
"Leaving Las Vegas" moment?
550
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,600
You come to Dinah Shore to
get alcohol poisoning and die?
551
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:34,300
No. I'm not
- I'm not suicidal. I've just fucked up my life just a little bit.
552
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,000
You know?
553
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,400
Mm. So can I tell you something?
554
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,100
What?
555
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:40,800
Working on the trapeze
is like fucking up.
556
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,800
I mean, you're
- you're up there, 50 feet above the ground.
557
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:44,400
You know?
558
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,700
And you deliberately let go
of the only security you have,
559
00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,100
to go flying through the air.
560
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:51,200
In
- in that moment, everything's lost.
561
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,100
You could live or you could
die but you've taken that risk.
562
00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:58,500
And grabbing that bar again is like
getting a second chance, so you grab it.
563
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,200
And you fucking swing on it...
564
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
and you do it all over again, Jenny.
565
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,500
You know?
566
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,800
Thanks, no, I really....
567
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,600
No problem.
568
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,700
really appreciate this. There are
probably tons of people in my room -
569
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:12,800
Dana, I've got to be honest with you.
570
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,800
Yeah! Wha -
571
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,500
I want to make love to you.
572
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,100
Oh. Okay.
573
00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:16,400
Mm! Mm! Mm!
574
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:23,600
Ooh! Umm. Hi.
575
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,000
Magnificent.
576
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,700
"I love you so much, darling. More
then you seem able to understand."
577
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,800
"I never really knew happiness till I loved
you. Sometimes, when I used to be afraid..."
578
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,800
Hi.
579
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,600
Hey.
580
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,600
Hey.
581
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600
Hey.
582
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:47,200
I've just never seen such
debauchery in my whole life.
583
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,500
I had so much tequila.
584
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,300
I have no idea why I'm
still standing right now.
585
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:57,900
And then I had to, like, step
over all these...all these...
586
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:02,300
women bodies...in order to get to
this room, which was sort of crazy.
587
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,000
You know?
588
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,700
What happened with the lady, anything?
589
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,500
I have a date on
Wednesday night in L.A.!
590
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,500
Wow. Hey!
591
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,500
All right!
592
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,700
Good job.
593
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,300
Ooh! It's on vibrate, I like it!
594
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:29,500
Oh. Here. Let me
- I'll just... Sorry! Get this!
595
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,000
Hello? Yeah. Oof! Sorry.
596
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,800
Hi! Al! Yeah!
597
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,400
Do you like that?
598
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,500
No it's
- Yeah!
599
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,700
Does that feel good?
600
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:41,700
At the hotel. Mm-hmm.
601
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,700
People!
602
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:50,100
Yeah! Soon! I gotta go. Gotta
- bye!
603
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,300
You guys. Dana's... hooking up.
604
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:57,900
Oh, my God.
605
00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:59,200
Oh...
606
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,400
Oh, no, it's not that weird
hospitality chick, is it?
607
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,100
Okay. Call me a hippie, but
that girl has bad fucking vibes.
608
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:10,500
All right? I mean, and Dana's
judgment sucks, right? Except for Lara.
609
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:11,500
Al, look who's talking.
610
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,500
Okay.
611
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:13,500
Why...
612
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,900
is it so difficult...
613
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,300
to meet the right person?
614
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:20,600
You know. All of your
stories are about confusion
615
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:25,800
and unfulfilled desire
and disappointment, right?
616
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,000
Yeah, but that pretty much happens to
everyone who tries to be in a relationship.
617
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,700
Okay, Tina, I'm sorry, but...
618
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,100
I think it's time for you
to bust out your story.
619
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:32,600
Nuh, no...
620
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,800
Yeah. Give these women
some hope. Sit down. Sit.
621
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,500
Thank you.
622
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:38,600
Speak.
623
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,800
Okay. Um...
624
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,400
Well, I was dating this
entertainment lawyer-
625
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,400
Eric
626
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:46,900
What, I was there!
627
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,600
Allright. It was right after
me and Bette stopped dating.
628
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,300
And we were in that best friends stage.
629
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,700
And Eric was pretty hot, I have to say.
630
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,400
He was a big art collector.
631
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,800
And, uh, one night he took me this art
opening at the Bette Porter Gallery.
632
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:00,900
I helped her find that space, you know.
633
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,100
I know.
634
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,600
Anyway.
635
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,600
She had this amazing reputation
for picking all the great artists.
636
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,900
And she was smart, and tough.
637
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:11,900
Excuse me, Bette.
638
00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:12,900
And unbelievably beautiful.
639
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,500
This is my girlfriend, Tina Kennard.
640
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:18,100
She heads up development
up at Alphaville.
641
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,200
Tina, Bette Porter.
642
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,100
Nice to meet you.
643
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,300
Hey. Nice to meet you.
644
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,900
Bette, we were wondering, um...
645
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:26,000
how would Catherine Opie feel about us
646
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,800
blowing up that print
there to about 5 by 6 feet?
647
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,400
Well, why don't you ask
yourself? She's right over there.
648
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,500
I think I'll just stay here.
649
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,900
Okay. Excellent.
650
00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:41,300
So then, Eric and I got invited
to one of her artist dinners,
651
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:45,600
and, her artist dinners were
really, really famous. There were...
652
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,500
... all these people there
form Paris and New York.
653
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:54,000
Some celebrated intellectual,
you know, some big shot critic.
654
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,400
It was, uh, intimidating.
655
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:02,000
But she was so... warm, and gracious.
656
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,200
Are you coming to sit down?
657
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,500
Yeah. I just really like this one.
658
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,200
And then, um...
659
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,900
And then the earring thing happened.
660
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,100
Oh. You've lost you
earring in your hair, here.
661
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,100
Thank you.
662
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,100
And thank you so much. I'm really,
really excited to get started.
663
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,200
No, thank you. It's a dream
project. Everything about it.
664
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,000
Good night.
665
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Good night.
666
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,100
Tina, I didn't know Bette
was your first girlfriend.
667
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,800
Yeah... first, last and forever.
668
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,500
Aren't you kinda curious,
though, to be with someone else?
669
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,900
Yeah. Definitely.
670
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:50,200
I think,"God, am I going ,
to go to my grave and Bette
671
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,500
will be the only woman
I've ever slept with?"
672
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,500
But then, I look at her, and
think, "What more could I want?"
673
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,000
Well, tell them the rest.
674
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,300
Okay. So then, that night
I go home and I realize...
675
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:07,200
I left the earring at her gallery
even though I could have sworn
676
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,100
that I put it back on my ear.
677
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:10,700
Call it fate.
678
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,700
Or call it the oldest trick in the book.
679
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,000
I could've sworn I watched
you put this back on.
680
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,200
I forgot something.
681
00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:55,400
Yeah. You did.
682
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,800
I forgot, uh...
683
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,300
that I won't be able to sleep tonight
684
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:06,600
if I don't tell you that all I've
wanted to do all day long is kiss you.
685
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,100
Please tell me if you don't want me to.
686
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,500
I should go, shouldn't I?
687
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,400
Yeah, you should.
688
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,700
Hello?
689
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,600
Hey, you.
690
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,600
Yeah? I'll be back tomorrow.
691
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,000
Yeah.
692
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,200
Okay, that sounds nice.
693
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,100
Allright, um...
694
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:45,700
You're hot.
695
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:46,700
Thank you. Um...
696
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,900
She's so cute!
697
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:54,100
No, it's okay, go. Okay. Okay. Cherie...
698
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:02,600
No, nothing, nothing. Nothing.
I'm okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
699
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:06,700
Okay. Bye.
700
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,500
I can't believe I'm about
to go down on Dana Fairbanks.
701
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Oh, f...
702
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,000
Humm...Oh, god, I slept in my clothes.
703
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,900
Tell me everything! Tell me everything!
704
00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:23,100
Aaghh!
705
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,400
Where were you?!
706
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,300
Hi baby.
707
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:47,300
There you are. Oh, you sound exhausted.
708
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:48,700
Did you work late last night?
709
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,500
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
710
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,800
Well, you're not the only one.
711
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,300
'Cause Dana just
crawled in this morning.
712
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:57,900
I can't wait to hear about it.
713
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,900
So when are you coming home?
714
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:01,100
Oh, I don't know.
715
00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:04,000
Um, I'll try to get the girls on the road but
I don't think we'll really gonna make it until...
716
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,100
...this afternoon because
Dana has some autograph thing.
717
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:10,500
Okay. Miss you. Bye.
718
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,100
Dana!
719
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:21,700
Where's Dana?
720
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,300
Saying goodbye to her fans.
721
00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:29,200
Shit.
722
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,300
What?
723
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,700
She is not. She's not.
724
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,900
Hey guys.
725
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:39,900
You remember Tonya, right?
726
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:40,400
Uh-huh.
727
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,400
Uh-huh.
728
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,400
She's coming with us.
729
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,100
I'll go get your bag.
730
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,200
Let's go!
731
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:48,000
Oh, my God, me too, I'm
totally a morning person!
732
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,900
My ex girlfriend used
to think I was completely
733
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,500
psychotic because I'd get
up so early, but whatever.
734
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,700
I say "Carpe Diem," right?
735
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:53,800
Right.
736
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,300
Now you must have to get
up so early to train, huh?
737
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,200
I do.
738
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,000
I bet you do. Now, brothers or sisters?
739
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,100
Um, I have a brother, Howie,
16. He's a total pain in my ass.
740
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:05,700
I'll bet he's cute, though. He'd have
to be, he's from you family, right?
741
00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:06,900
Ah, shut up.
742
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:09,600
Okay, cat or dog person? Please
say dog because I hate cats.
743
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,100
I know that's not very
lesbian of me and stuff,
744
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:14,200
but I think they're
so cold and unfeeling.
745
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,200
Well, I guess...
746
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,000
some of them can be, yeah? But
some of them are almost human.
747
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,100
You think?
748
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:22,000
Well mine is. I really love Mr. Piddles.
749
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,400
Mr. Piddles.
750
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,300
Yeah. He's, uh, Dana's cat.
751
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,100
Well, I think that's great!
752
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,500
And I totally agree with you, you know,
753
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:31,100
these kind of decisions have to
be made on a cat by cat basis!
754
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:31,700
Right!
755
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:33,700
I cannot wait to meet Mr. Piddles!
756
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:37,100
See? Okay, I knew you'd get
it! Do you wanna see a picture?
757
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,100
I would love to!
758
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:39,500
Okay.
759
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,900
You have a picture of
your cat. That's so cute!
760
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,500
Mr. Piddles. Señor Piddles,
International Cat of Mystery.
761
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,500
My mysterious one man show!
He's my special furry man. See?
762
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:54,900
Meow.
763
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:55,900
Bye!
764
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:56,900
Bye!
765
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:57,300
See you later!
766
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:58,800
See you guys.
767
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,500
What the fuck are we gonna do?
768
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,200
What are we going to do about what?
769
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,600
You guys, don't tell me you
don't think she's trouble.
770
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Well, yeah, the cat
thing was a bit much.
771
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Yeah, and that story about meeting
Anne Heche in the restaurant?
772
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:16,800
I mean, what was that about?
773
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,000
Ugh.
774
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,200
And you guys. I gave her
50 bucks for the gas...
775
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,800
and I watched the meter, not
to be crazy, but it was $32.50,
776
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,100
and she didn't give
me any fucking change.
777
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:25,900
What?
778
00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:27,200
Well, why didn't you say anything?
779
00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:30,800
Well, I don't know, I - I - I guess
I need more evidence or something.
780
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
And what am I supposed to say?
781
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,700
"Dana your girlfriend's a grifter!"
I mean... she's happy, I can't!
782
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,300
Hey.
783
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:49,200
I just thought I'd let you
know I'm out here working.
784
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,100
Thank you.
785
00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:20,600
I'm sorry. I can't.
786
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,500
You can't what, babe?
787
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:29,600
Hey.
788
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:30,900
Hi.
789
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Um I, I'm... ju
- just was thinking I'm not sure that I can get this show...
790
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,200
ready in three weeks and...
791
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,600
You can do it.
792
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,400
The party was so crazy.
793
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,700
God, it just made me want to go
home and crawl into bed with you.
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