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Previously on The L Word.

Helena Peabody.

Sit tight, all right,

- 'cause we're going to get you out.
- How?

Look, I can't really talk right now.
I just wanted to hear your voice.

What are you doing home?

So are you seeing anyone?

- You want to know if I'm getting laid?
- Is that off-limits, too?

You do need to stop hanging out
with Bette so much, though.

Yeah, especially since Jodi's coming back.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

- I don't want to settle down.
- Play the field.

I don't know what the hell
I'm going to tell Joyce.

But you're not in love with me.

So, I take it you don't
want to file a report?

No, I don't want to file a report.

I rewrote the script while I was in Tulum,

and that's where I just ran into monsieur.

- Who?
- This hedge fund billionaire

who's financing our next three projects.

Jenny has a very special insight
into this world.

She's the only person who could
possibly direct the picture.

Directing? Lez Girls?

More lesbian sex, I want more of it!

You're the ones who told me

lesbians are always
sleeping with their friends.

So let's see it! See them hook up!

For example.

Page 31, Scene 43.

I think we're missing an opportunity here.

I think Bev and this make-up artist
should totally hook up.

- That would never happen.
- That would never happen.

Think about it.

I mean, just because
it didn't happen in real life,

doesn't mean
it can't happen in the movies.

This is Hollywood.
We can do whatever the hell we want.

You seem to be forgetting
that Bev and Nina are together.

She cheats with the plumber.

I like the idea of Bev as the serial cheater.

It undermines the significance
of her affair with the plumber.

Now, this might be crazy,
but what about Nina and Shaun?

No! No.

Nobody's ever wants
to see Nina having sex.

- No one will ever go to the film!
- It's not about what people want to see!

It's about the fact that Nina
is too loyal to cheat.

It goes against her nature.

Oka y, I like the idea of Bev as the cheater.

I don't see her with Shaun.
What about Bev and Helen?

- Now, that's hot. I like it.
- That would never happen.

They're too much alike.

Oka y, but they're not
ha ving a relationship, Tina.

- They're just fucking.
- Well, I don't buy it.

Well, nobody cares what you buy, okay?

Yeah, I know
he's financing your movie, honey.

I would love to. I know. I would be
more than happy to work on the film.

All right, well, let's see how today goes,
and I'll give you a call, or you ask her.

- Hi, I'm Shane.
- Oh, of course!

- We've been expecting you. Come on in.
- Thank you.

- Thanks for coming on such short notice.
- Sure.

Madison's stylist had to flight back east
for some family emergency.

Oh, I'm glad Jenny called me.

Well, my husband William is
spending a fortune on her movie.

- You got a really nice place.
- Glad you like it.

I do.

- This way.
- Oh, that color looks so nice.

How many times do I have
to tell you stop touching your face?

Now, sit up straight.
Shane's here to do your hair.

- Shane, this is Madison, the bride.
- Congratulations. Hi.

Hi, Shane.

And that's Abigail, her sister
and maid of honor.

- Hi.
- And Gina, one of the bridesmaids.

- How are you doing?
- Hi.

The photographer's gonna be here
in two and a half hours.

- I hope that's enough time?
- No, no, that'll be plenty.

Oh, great.
'Cause I'm gonna need you to do me

- when you're finished with them.
- No problem.

Who would like to go first?

- Thanks.
- Hey, I think Tina's on a date.

- It kind of looks like it, doesn't it?
- Yeah.

We took her to these
preschool interviews last week.

She was so impressive.
It amazes me how smart she is.

She's really starting to show
some artistic talent,

- which makes Bette really happy.
- Is Bette an artist?

Oh, no, no. But she's the dean
of CU School of the Arts.

And before that
she was the director of the CAC,

and before that, she was a gallery owner.

- So, art is pretty important to her.
- Oh, my God, that's an understatement.

It's her life.
When we were looking for donors,

she insisted that he'd be an artist,
and not just any artist.

He had to have made
the Whitney Biennial.

- It's very typical of Bette.
- She sounds neurotic.

Oh, I mean, not in a bad way.

Anyway, she really wants Angie
to be an artist.

Don't you think that's something
she should let Angie decide for herself?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.
She wouldn't, never... I mean,

we would never force her to be
anything that she didn't wanna be.

You're the one that said
that marriage is for losers.

- So, why are you doing it?
- To make Daddy happy.

Anyway, you're just bitter.

Shane, she cheated with a married man.
He said he was gonna leave his wife.

- Now, she's bitter.
- Fuck off, Maddy.

I don't know why anyone
would get married.

I mean, look at our parents,
they're miserable.

- Are you married, Shane?
- No.

- Do you have a boyfriend?
- No.

- Do you have a girlfriend?
- Not anymore.

- But you like girls.
- Yes, I do.

Does that mean you'll never get married?

Gay people aren't allowed
to get married, idiot.

Yeah, I know, but they can still pretend.

Well, I don't think it's for me,
but I admire people who do it.

Despite why they're doing it.

You are so good, Shane.
I wish you could do my hair every day.

- I'll bet you do.
- Shut up, Maddy.

Okay, I'm next now. Do me.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I think it's just a matter of
exposing her to all sorts of

expressions, art,
you know, music, all of that.

You know, when the time comes,

she can make an educated decision
about what she wants to do.

- Hi. Sorry.
- It's okay. Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Denise, this is... This is Bette.

- The famous Bette.
- Oh, famous? Did I miss something?

- No, we were just...
- Tina's just told me a lot about you.

All good stuff.

- We were talking about Angelica, actually.
- She's really beautiful.

- You've met her?
- Oh, no. Tina showed me a picture.

Well, we're just having lunch over there,
if you feel like you wanna join us.

- No, well, I think we'll stay.
- You know what? Go ahead.

That's okay.
I have to get back to the office anyway.

- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.

- It was lovely to meet you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you, too.

I'll be right over. Okay.

Maybe we can do this another time.

I think you have some things to figure out.

Shower time, ladies.

- You know there's stalls in there, right?
- Door's locked.

That's weird.

Well, I guess that's what you get
for hanging out at The Planet, right?

Right.

- After you.
- No, after you.

Thanks, man.

Thank you.

So, how did it go with Denise?

- It was great.
- Yeah? Good.

I think we're gonna get together again.

That's great, Tee. So, what does she do?

Why do you ask that?

- That's a hideous question.
- I'm just curious.

She's a mortgage broker.

Wow, that's so...

You know what? It doesn't matter
what she does, because she's cute,

- she's smart, right?
- That's right.

You know,
remember what we talked about.

So is Tasha back for good?

Yeah, what happened?

Oh, nothing happened.
I mean, I think they just...

I think there's a million reasons
why they can get delayed.

You can ask her about it tonight, though.

The four of you are
going on a double date?

I just pissed next to the cutest boy alive.

Really? Who?

- I don't know. I don't see him.
- I just got a text from Shane.

She said your boss's house is really huge.

Not as big as my boss's ego.

Shane's doing hair
for his daughter's wedding.

Wedding? I forgot to pick up my dress.
I have to go pick up my dress.

- I'm sorry. Have fun!
- Really?

- See you.
- Okay.

Do you know how Shane's doing?

I think she just wants to
get past the Paige stuff.

You guys really think
that Paige burnt Wax down?

I don't think it could be more obvious.
Really.

She must have been really angry.

Well, she's lucky that
that Shane doesn't wanna prosecute.

I'm just worried about Shane,
because I feel like everything's escalating.

Escalating?

Well... Yeah.

We used to say

that every time Shane walked into a room,
some girl left crying. But now...

No one's really ever committed arson
over Shane before.

It's like, what's next?

You are so good!

I don't know what you're doing to me.
But do that.

Don't stop.

I wish my sister
could get married every day.

Come.

Well, I did not expect to see you
back here so soon, Williams.

Although, I can't say I'm sorry.

Got mighty lonely around here
after you all shipped out.

Well, maybe you need to sign yourself up
for active duty, Beech,

instead of getting fat,
sitting up here behind this desk.

Well, somebody's gotta stick around here,

make sure y'all don't go
running off half-cocked.

So, what's the deal, Williams?

To what do I owe
the unexpected privilege?

I'm seeking counsel.

I've been told I'm under investigation.

Do you know the nature of the complaint?

Well, I haven't been formally notified.

I believe I'm being investigated
for homosexual conduct.

I'm very sorry to hear that.

I'd like to start preparing my defense.

Well, I haven't been detailed to your case,
Captain Williams,

and, as you can see,
I've got a very heavy workload of my own.

Look, I'm not trying to overburden you.

I need some advice.

Williams, my best advice to you
is to mind your P's and Q's,

and think about whether or not
you want to stay in the service.

I don't have to think about that.

- I've dedicated my life to the military.
- I'm sure you have.

But allegations like this are
almost impossible to disprove.

Mostly because they end up being true.

And once they're out,
the military doesn't want you anymore.

Which is understandable, don't you think?

There he is.

The beautiful boy
with the crystal blue eyes.

- Max?
- He's gay, right? Please tell me he's gay.

- What? Something wrong with him?
- No, he's very nice.

Yeah. He... She... He's not gay anymore.

- Anymore?
- So, he used to be gay?

Well,

- not exactly.
- Not exactly?

He used to be a lesbian.

He's a transman.

Oh, my God. I had no idea.

- Hey, I'll see you guys later.
- Bye, Kit.

Bye! Love you, love you.

- Hey, it's hot, hot, hot.
- Thanks, Kit.

- Hey, do you know that girl over there?
- That girl?

The one who's been sitting here
for three days in the same old clothes?

Do you see what she's reading?

- Hey, there.
- Oh, hi, I'm sorry. Do you want me to pay?

No, no, no, no. I just came over
to see if you wanted something else.

No, I'm good. Thanks.
I can't really afford anything else anyway.

I'm sorry.
$7 for a slice of pie, I know it's a lot.

- No, I didn't mean it like that.
- Well, how about if you have one on me?

- I mean, the pear polenta tart...
- No, I couldn't...

Come on. You can have one, all right?

Actually, you know what? I'm starving.
Thank you.

So, how's the book?

Some of Her Parts?
It's like my fifth time reading it.

Jennifer Schecter is my favorite author.

You see that young man over there?

He lives with her.

- Do you wanna meet him?
- No.

No, no, no. I couldn't...
I don't wanna bother him.

Oh, yeah, come on, come on.
Come on. You're gonna, yeah, baby girl.

Come on. Get your butt up. Come on.
Come on, come on, come on. Come on.

Max, Max. What was your name again?

- Adele. Adele Channing. Hi.
- Hi, I'm Max Sweeney.

And I'm Kit Porter.

It's so nice to meet you.

Okay. Now you're vaguely rocking.

Go get married. Good luck.

Shane! There you are.
Look what happened.

Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.

Could I have a medium triple
soy cappuccino

with three pumps of vanilla, please?

Can you also put it on my tab?

- Thank you.
- Is this the famous Jenny Schecter?

Kit, it's such a nightmare.
My fucking assistant Marissa quit on me.

And I've been writing all morning
and I have to be at a wedding

in one hour
and I don't have a wedding gift.

Can you take a minute? There is someone
really special I'd love for you to meet.

It's just going to crush the dress. I don't...

- I can't!
- You can do it. Yes, yes, you can.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.
- Kit, I have to go buy my satin shoes.

Adele,

- I'd like you to meet Jenny Schecter.
- Oh, my God!

- I can't believe I'm meeting you.
- You are.

It's great. You've met me.

Max, will you please,
please, please do me a favor?

Jenny, Adele's a huge fan of yours.

She's read your book five times.
Some of Her Parts, right?

Yeah. And Thus Spoke Sarah Schuster,

- 25 times.
- That's nice.

I adapted it as a screenplay
for my women's studies class.

What do you mean, you adapted it?

Oh, but only... Only as a class exercise.

- I mean, not as a publication.
- And what school did you go to, Elaine?

- I went to the University of Central Florida.
- Jenny, her name's Adele.

- I gotta go.
- What don't you come and sit

- and have some coffee with us?
- Yeah, come on, come on.

- No, I don't want to.
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes.

Would you bring her coffee over, please?

Oh, that's good! Oh, yeah, oh, right there!

What?

What? What? What? Did I hurt you?

- Did I hurt you? You sure?
- No, I'm fine.

Everything's gonna be fine now.
Thank you so much.

There.

That asshole Rex is here with his wife.
I want him to see me with you.

Please don't leave my side tonight.
Just don't leave me.

- Hello, gorgeous.
- Joyce.

- No.
- Yes.

Don't say I shouldn't have.

"Shouldn't have" is a thing that
makes me want to do it most.

- Joyce...
- Yeah.

- Here, come sit down a minute.
- Yeah.

What is it, Phyllis? What's on your mind?

- This is hard.
- Well, whatever it is, just say it.

You made a lovely proposal to me
and I want you to understand

how very much it meant to me
that you would want to...

To U-Haul with me?

Oh, God! I'll never forget you saying that.
That was so cute.

- It was?
- It was.

Phyllis, look, I know you just got out
of a 30-year marriage,

and if you need to take a little more time,
just take it. I'm not going anywhere.

So you're okay
with me seeing other people?

What?

No, no, no. That's not what I mean.

- Please, understand.
- There's no understanding here, Phyllis.

I'm not okay with that.

- Are you already seeing somebody?
- No.

No, I mean, I want to, but...

I told Camilla that I had to talk to you
before we did anything.

Camilla?

- My friend?
- Joyce, she is not your friend.

Well, she's a friend of a friend!

And you met her
at that party I threw for you!

We both feel really bad about this,
but, come on, don't take it that way.

It's not like, you know, you versus Camilla.

This is foul play.

- I'm so sorry, Joyce.
- Thank you!

Phyllis, you're being rash. Very rash.

I'm gonna leave now and give you
some time to think about your actions,

so you don't do something
you will regret later.

I went on scholarship,

so it's the only school in Orlando that has

both a women's studies program
and a film program.

How come you wanted to go
to film school in Orlando,

if you don't mind me asking?

- Because she loves Disney World.
- No, I...

Well, I just...

I also was offered a scholarship to NYU.

Which is, of course,
where I wanted to go, but...

Well, my mom had kind of a
nervous breakdown after my dad left her.

So, I just stayed to take care of her.

- Is your mom okay now?
- Yeah, she's better. She's better.

We just... We had a tough time, you know?

I stayed to take care of her, but then
she still took a lot of anger out on me.

You know what?

It was reading this book
that got me through that time.

It was reading Some of Her Parts.

I mean, this book saved my life.

What a nice thing to say, isn't that, Jenny?

I went out and I found every single thing
I could by Jennifer Schecter.

I found your first short story collection.

I read those stories
over and over and over.

Ms. Schecter, I just, I can't tell you... Oh.

- Jenny.
- Okay, Jenny.

- Do you know why I'm here?
- No.

In West Hollywood?
I'm here because I heard somewhere that,

that this cafe was the inspiration
for the Pluto Cafe in Lez Girls.

- I'm just... I'm so honored to meet you.
- Well, it's very nice to meet you, too.

Oh, hey, Jenny, aren't you
late for a wedding or something?

- What time is it?
- It's 1:50.

That fucking assistant Marissa,

well, she was supposed
to get me the wedding gift,

- and now I don't have a gift.
- So what?

You can just get one after.
I mean, I'm sure they're registered.

I'm so sorry. This is my fault.

- Can I do anything for you?
- I mean, I'm not sure. Unless...

I don't know. Unless you wanna go
to Geary's or Williams-Sonoma

where they're registered,
and maybe pick up a gift on my behalf

- and drop it off at their wedding?
- Sure. Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Of course.

- I have nothing else to do.
- Good! Okay, good, good, good. Come on!

You can help me pick out
a perfect pair of satin shoes,

maybe carry that for me, and tell me more
about your experience in Florida.

- Wow.
- You wanted that job, didn't you?

As if! No, those days are gone.

Looks like nobody warned her
about dropping the soap.

- It just slipped from my hands.
- "It just slipped from my hands."

You hear that, Billie?

- She's a fluff.
- Are you a fluff, pretty girl?

I'm sorry. Maybe if you could just
explain to me what that is...

You know, you're in
for a real treat, girlfriend.

Get away from me
or I'm gonna call security.

Oh, she's strong, too!

I want you to click up. Blood in.

It involves blood?

You're such a pretty girl.

It'd be an awful shame if something
were to happen to that pretty face.

Let her go, Jackie.

- Why should I?
- Because she's with me.

Suit yourself.

But I'd keep my eye on her, if I were you.

He looked at me
like I had a fucking disease.

I thought you guys
already knew each other.

Well, we went through
leadership together,

but I didn't know
he was such a fucking Southern boy.

He hasn't even seen action.

He'd probably shit his fucking pants

if his buddy got his skull blown off
next to him.

Well, you know what? The good thing is,
you know where he stands,

and now you can go get yourself a lawyer
that's not in the military, right?

I can't afford a civilian attorney.

- Let me help you, Tash.
- And I don't want a civilian attorney.

Why?

Because if I hire a civilian attorney,

then I'm basically just admitting that
I'm looking to get an honorable discharge.

Beech said that it's almost impossible
to defend the "don't ask, don't tell" case,

because the allegations are usually true.

Well, then forget Beech.
He's obviously a shitty lawyer.

You can win this.

And I don't even know why the Army tries
to keep gays out of the military anyway.

I'm not fighting to allow gays
to serve openly in the military.

I'm not even trying to
overturn "don't ask, don't tell."

- That's not gonna happen right now.
- Then what are you fighting for?

I'm fighting to stay in the military.

I've worked my whole life for this, Alice.

So, you've worked your whole life
to just deny who you are.

I'm sorry, Tash. I'm really just gonna
have to adjust my thinking on this one.

I'm on your side, though.

Okay?

I am.

Hi.

Sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'm so sorry. Here.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry that I'm late.

Yeah, we were all waiting.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to make you wait.

- Nice dress.
- Thanks, Tina.

- Honey? Honey? Honey!
- It looks like Madison isn't here.

I don't know.

- Have you seen Shane?
- No.

I always do everything I'm supposed to do.

Everything my father wants.

I try so hard to please him,
but he's never pleased.

Well,

forgetting your father for a second,

what is it that you want?

Nobody's ever asked me that before.

- Do you love him?
- Of course I love him. He's my father.

I don't mean your father.
I mean your fiancé.

He's sweet, and he treats me well.

- Good.
- Madison, are you in there?

- Just a second!
- Everybody's waiting, sweetheart.

Do you...

Do you two have anything in common?

Thanks.

We... We're both adventurous.

And we love to travel.

And we like to ride horses a lot.

So it sounds like you're compatible.

- Does he listen to you?
- He always looks me right in the eye.

Is he faithful?

I'm pretty sure.

Good.

That's more than
what most people can say.

You do look beautiful.

Your hair's staying put.

You're gonna be fine.

You really are. You're gonna be okay.

Is there something better out there?

I mean, Brett's sweet, but...

He doesn't make me feel like
we're gonna rock the world together.

Right.

Madison,

it sounds like what you're looking for
is something that...

That you should do on your own,
and no one can help you find it.

But at the same time,
from what you're telling me,

it sounds like you and Brett are
gonna be great together.

Don't throw that away.

It's not that easy to find.

And...

Wow, you really...

Remind me of someone I used to know.

A lot.

No, no, no, it's...

It's a compliment.

Well, you've only got one shot.
You might as well go do it.

Yo, mama!

Give me some of that brown sugar!

I want me some of that!

Come here, baby. Come here!

What did they say?
What were the actual words?

I don't know.

I think she said
something about "clicking."

- Did she tell you to click up?
- Yes!

It means just join a gang.
She just wants you to join a gang.

What use am I going
to be to a prison gang?

Really? I mean, does that mean
that Dusty is in a gang, too?

- Who's Dusty?
- Dusty, my cellmate.

The one who I said who stepped in,
went up to Jackie and said...

She said, "She's with me."

Oh, girl, baby girl, that means that
if Jackie even look at you wrong,

she has to answer to Dusty.

Girl, I hope Dusty is tough enough
to take care of you.

Oh, she's strong.

She's amazingly strong.

She doesn't talk much, but...

When I first met her, I thought
she was a homicidal maniac.

A homicidal maniac who saved your butt.

Yeah.

Yeah, I've been watching her.

Wow, she's got this...

A quiet intensity.

She's fascinating, actually.

She sounds like she's independent, girl,

and that's the kind of friend you want,
you know what I'm saying?

- How do you know all this?
- I've been places, okay?

Shit, have I.

So, sometimes they tell you
why you've been delayed,

but they don't
necessarily have to tell you?

Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, you don't know anything for sure,
until you're on that plane halfway to Iraq.

She doesn't know anything really
until they're on the plane.

- You can trust them.
- Don't.

- Oh, shit.
- What?

I thought Phyllis
already broke up with her, didn't she?

I so don't wanna know.

- They're breaking up right now.
- How do you know?

Body language.

Phyllis, listen.

You can't leave me. I'm good for you.

I'm rich, I'm smart, I'm great in bed.

And I know you think
you wanna play the field,

but I'm telling you,

you will never find anyone better than me.

Are you okay?

I'm good.

Do you see anybody here you like?

Are you kidding me? This has got to be
the straightest wedding on Earth.

No lesbian's ever going to get laid here.

Yeah, probably.

Shit, I need a drink.
Let's go to the bar. Come on.

Are you okay? You're acting weird.

I'm fine.

- Hi, Shane.
- Hi.

Guess what? Willy loves you.

He said the girls can't stop talking about
how you did them and I said,

"Willy, can Shane please do hair
on the movie?" And guess what he said.

- What?
- Yes.

Yeah? Good.

Tina, what did you get the bride?

- I got the bride four espresso cups.
- That's nice.

- What about you?
- Oh, God! Thank God you're here.

What did I get the bride?

You got the bride a limited edition

KitchenAid Artisan stand mixer
in metallic chrome.

Nice gift.

- It's a dream appliance.
- I love that.

- I brought you some cake. You hungry?
- I guess so.

Hi.

I don't like that.

I'm sorry.

Let's put the gift on the table.
I'll see you later. Bye, Shane.

- Bye, Jenny.
- Come on.

- Who the hell is that?
- I don't know.

- Jenny's driving me crazy.
- Hi, Shane.

- Hi, Gina.
- Do you wanna dance with me?

You know, I really don't like to dance.
What, what, what?

My asshole boss, he's over there.
I have to talk to him. Oh, God.

- Please dance with me.
- Gina, you know, I...

I want Rex to see us together.

Okay, how about this?
I have to run to the bathroom.

That's cute.
I'll be back in a few minutes, okay?

- Okay.
- Stay right there. Stay put.

- I'll come and find you, okay?
- Okay.

- I'll be here.
- Okay. I love it.

Guys!

- Alice, don't.
- What?

- What is up with you two?
- This is really stupid.

We should just tell them.
They're our friends.

- Tell us what?
- Tasha's being held back

because she's being investigated
for homosexual conduct.

You're freaking kidding me.

And she has to keep a low profile,
so if you could just lay off the PDA.

I'm sorry. You just...
You should have said something.

- I'm so sorry, Tasha. I had no idea.
- No, I'm sorry.

Be right back.

- What are you doing?
- I told you not to tell anybody.

I know. I wasn't going to, but I had to.

You didn't have to do shit, Alice.
You just can't keep your mouth shut.

Okay, I don't deserve that, all right?
I was trying to protect you.

- You don't get it, do you?
- Get what?

- You were sitting there squirming.
- Alice, it's my life. Okay?

I determine when and if people will know.

They're not just people.
They're my friends.

- You can trust them.
- Oh, it's not them I'm worried about.

Oh, what's that supposed to mean?

Nothing. I'm sorry, nothing.

I just don't understand what the big deal is
if they know.

Because, Alice,
I don't want to have to talk about it

and I don't wanna sit around
and listen to everyone's opinions about it.

And I don't want people to feel
like they can't be themselves around me.

They don't feel that way, Tash.

But, see, this is why
I didn't even wanna come out tonight.

Listen,

I'm just having a hard time

understanding why you wanna be part
of an institution that hates who you are.

Okay, I'm struggling with that.

But I know how important this is to you
and I know this is everything to you.

And you're everything to me and
I'm just trying to stand here by you.

I know. You're right.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too. I am.

I like your posters.

Isn't it sad how

Dorothy Dandridge died at the age of 42.

OD'd on anti-depressants.

- She killed herself?
- Well, they say it was an accident.

You know, she was taking
all these different medications

for a severely injured ankle. Who knows?

Apparently, she was really depressed.
It's so sad.

- I loved her in Carmen Jones.
- Me, too.

Dusty,

earlier, when you said

- I was with you...
- Doesn't mean I want anything.

Look who we ran into.

Hi, I'm sorry.
We didn't mean to take your seats.

It's okay, it's okay.
We're actually gonna take off.

- Sorry.
- It's okay.

- Can you grab my purse?
- Oh, sure.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I have to get up early.

This one over here
can't wait to get between the sheets.

I told her we need to
spend more time with other people.

You know, spread the love.

Tasha,

I am so sorry, I had no idea.

Don't be sorry.
You didn't do anything wrong.

- All right. It was nice to see you guys.
- Yeah, it was good to see you, too.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Honey, could you please
get me another glass of wine?

You betcha.

Help me.

Do you know that
you're the only man in my life?

Well, someone would have to be.

I'm very glad it's me.

I had the most amazing experience today.

This woman came up to me and she said
that my book saved her life, and I thought,

I think our movie
is gonna have an impact on people.

I know it is.

- Do you?
- I know it is.

It's so sweet. I think I might puke.

I think it's wonderful that

a man who's spent his entire life
plundering for his own enrichment

now wants to
change the world through art.

If you see Shane, tell her I left.

But I don't know your name.

- Ready to go?
- Yes.

I don't know what to do.
I already broke up with her.

Do it again, Phyllis. Some lesbians
you have to break up with more than once.

I just wanted to say good night.

- We're about to go on our honeymoon.
- Oh, good. I'm glad.

- Well, enjoy yourself.
- Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- For everything.

You're very welcome.

- Shane.
- Gina.

Rex is outside with his wife.

I want him to see us together.

Gina, go to the kitchen and tell them
we're running out of champagne.

Pronto!

Meet me downstairs.

- I have a surprise for you.
- What is it?

You're just gonna have to
come and find out.

Dusty?

Are you okay?

You're having a nightmare.

God! You were having a bad dream!
All right?

You okay?

You were defending someone, right?

Or maybe you were set up.
Did somebody frame you?

- Nobody framed me.
- I'm sure, whatever it was,

you didn't mean to kill anyone.

- I haven't killed anybody!
- You didn't?

It was tax fraud.

- Are you Shane?
- What?

The missus asked me
to give this to you right away.

It's this way. Follow me.

It's incredible that he decided
to finance your movie.

Yes. William is so grateful
to be involved in the movie.

He thinks it's gonna redeem all
these vulgar things he's done for money.

Well, yeah, it totally will.

I mean, you were just so amazing for
showing him the error of his ways.

Oh, thank you.

Well, I think he's a nice guy,

and you'll get to know him
once you become my assistant.

- What?
- Would you like to be my assistant?

- Yes! Thank you so much!
- Yes?

No, you don't...You don't even know
how much I wanna be your assistant.

- Do you?
- Yes! Thank you so much.

I'm going to work so hard for you.

You are not gonna be sorry.

Oh, my God! I'm so excited.
Yay! Careful of the dress!

Drink?

Yeah.

I think I'd better.

Thank you.

So, Shane...

Yes, ma'am?

Don't be coy with me, Shane.

I saw the way you looked at me
when you followed me up the stairs.

- You did?
- Yes, I did.

And it made me horny.

I'm not crazy, am I, Shane?

- No, no, no, I don't think so.
- Good.

You know, Shane, I'm going to
let you in on a little secret.

There's isn't a lot I haven't experienced.

I can go anywhere I want,
buy anything I want,

and it's starting to wear a little bit thin.

- Mrs. Hasley...
- I want you

to take me somewhere I've never been.

- I don't... I don't know if I could.
- Yeah, you could.

And you will.

- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

- Did you hear that?
- Yeah, what is that?

- Mother!
- Shane!

- Get away from her, you cow! She's mine!
- Yours? Shane, tell them about us.

What?

Shane needs a woman who can
take her places she's never been before,

not some little twerp
who barely knows how to tongue-kiss.

- Yeah, you just wait till Daddy finds out!
- Daddy will not find out!

- You're too old for her!
- Oh, my God! You come back here!

- Wait!
- Wait!

They're crazy, Shane!

- Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me.
- Shane!

- They're crazy, Shane!
- Shane!

Stop her!

Jenny!

Drive, drive, drive!