All language subtitles for The L Word (2004) S04E12 Long Time Coming (Seizoensfinale).en

Previously on The L Word.

My orders came down.
My unit's being mobilized back to Iraq.

I'm leaving in two weeks.

- Sweeney.
- We're also...

- You're not on the account anymore.
- What are you talking about?

We had to replace you. Megan took over.

Hey, Alice. It's Max.

What do you think you could afford
to pay me if I worked for you full-time?

I feel like we're drifting apart.

- Is there somebody else?
- It's not about her.

Birthday girl!

- I'm so fucked up.
- What are you going to do about it?

I've got to go to a meeting tomorrow.

Would you take me tomorrow, please?

Is it true that one of the characters
in this book is based on you?

Did this upset Jodi?
Is that why she's leaving?

Who said Jodi's leaving?

She's been chosen
to create a new sculpture

at the Forest Refuge Art Center
in Mountainville, New York.

I'm sitting here with
Jenny's little fucking tome.

- Well, you said it was fluff.
- I hadn't read the whole book.

- Now I'm gonna have to fire Jenny.
- She deserves to be fired.

Do you know where she is?

She's on an airplane.
She's on her way to New York.

Hi. A medium triple soy cappuccino with
three pumps of vanilla is mine.

And the money is right here.

Jenny, I'm so glad I found you.

I just... There's something here
that I want you to read.

- I can't talk right now.
- You what? This is important.

I want you to take a look at this, okay?

No, I can't.
I'm gonna go pick up my new puppy.

But I'll see you
at the meeting this afternoon.

You know what?
The meeting, it's been canceled.

Why?

Lorenzo, the senior V.P.,
he went on location.

- What?
- I just found out this morning.

- What a fucking asshole!
- I know. It's Hollywood.

I hate this fucking Hollywood bullshit.

- Good luck with your puppy.
- It's a Pomeranian.

- Oh, how cute.
- I know! It's gonna be so mini and cute.

I'll see you later.
Have a really nice day, Tina.

- Okay, you, too.
- Bye.

Mom, they have
the new toy machine stickers!

Great, honey.

- What are you guys doing?
- Nothing.

- Yeah.
- Just setting up.

Yeah, we weren't doing anything.

Well, can I get some
stickers for my board?

Yeah, yeah,
if you have enough money saved up.

I can't stand this anymore.

What can't you stand?

Him. Busting in on us.

It's like he purposefully
goes out of his way

to make sure that we don't get
a moment alone together.

Paige, he is a kid, he can't help it.

- Well, it bothers me.
- I don't know what to tell you.

Look...

I love...

I love being with you in cars

and at your work,

but I would really like
to fuck you in a bed.

And I would like to go to sleep with you.
And I'd like to wake up with you.

Well, then... We'll talk to him.

- Okay?
- Okay.

We'll talk to him.

Get out of the car.

Alice, get out of the car. Please!

Alice!

Will you stop, Alice!

Alice! Alice. Alice. Listen to me,
listen to me, please, all right?

I'm sorry.
I know how I handled it was fucked up.

- Yeah.
- I should have told you sooner.

Yeah.

I really want you to come
to my going away party.

- Who the fuck is Eva Torres?
- It's Papi.

- Alice!
- What? Oh, my God...

- Alice!
- Can you stop following me?

Alice!

- So what happens now?
- What do you mean?

Your orders came down.

Your unit's been
whatever the fuck, deployed...

- I have a bag drag tomorrow.
- Excellent.

That's where the unit gathers at the base,
and we sort through all of our equipment

to make sure we have
everything we need for deployment.

And then I have to get my mobility folder
in order.

Oh, yeah, you can't have
a disorderly mobility folder.

Meaning I need to see a doctor
and get a clean bill of health.

Why don't you go see my doctor?

She'll say whatever you need her to say.
She'll say you have...

- I don't know, crabs or scurvy
or whatever. - Alice, stop.

- They'll reject you. You won't have to go.
- I'm not trying to get out of it.

What?

I leave on Monday for
two weeks of pre-deployment training.

It's Fort Irwin in the Mojave,

fucking armpit of the universe,
way worse than Iraq.

And if I survive that,

then we ship out.

- Alice, wait.
- Can you just go?

Can't you maybe just try to understand
that this isn't some whim for me?

- I made a commitment.
- I get it, Tasha. I understand, okay?

Just go.
Just go honor your fucking commitment.

Fuck.

Look, not that I mind helping,
you know, but,

I mean, like wow, right? You know,

if Catherine can afford all this,

then she probably can afford someone
to move her stuff for you, you know?

Yes, I suppose she could. But,

I'm here and I'm able-bodied

and it's not as if I work for a living.

- Did she say that shit to you?
- Look, Papi,

Catherine and I
have an arrangement, all right?

It suits me and I'm getting really tired of
everybody second-guessing me about it.

Whatever, it's your life.

Look, she left you a message.

"Helena, dear, separate my underwear,"

"bikinis, thongs, briefs,
and fold them before you put it away."

Papi,

I don't know what I would have done
if I hadn't met Catherine, all right?

I'm not cut out to live modestly.

- And she's teaching me a trade.
- Oh, yeah, poker. That's a great trade.

And in the meantime,

she's giving me board and lodgings
and luxuries and travel and all the things

I can't live without.

- And the sex isn't bad either.
- Now, you're talking, girl.

She's been generous, right?
She's letting us have the party here.

Yeah, she's generous.

As long as you know
what you're getting yourself into.

- Did you e-mail her?
- Yes, of course, I e-mailed her.

I mean, I e-mailed her like 10 times.

And I told her.
I told her, you know, that I'm really sorry

that I didn't show up at her opening.

What? You didn't go to the opening?
No wonder she's not talking to you.

No, I mean, come on, I told you
what happened after the dinner party.

Really, I mean, and then... Then,

after she gets the commission and
she doesn't tell me about it?

Come on, I have a department to run.

- Bette.
- What?

Could you be any more
self-serving and self-centered?

How is that self-serving?

- Give me that.
- What?

Just give it to me.

Dear

Jodi.

When I am scared,

I micromanage.

When I am uncertain,

I overstate.

And when I am challenged,

I belittle

and lash out.

And when I love someone,

I try to put her in a box.

Should I send it?

- Go ahead. Go ahead, done, go ahead.
- Okay.

Now you have to follow up
with something romantic.

- I sent her flowers.
- Flowers? That's generic. Is Jodi generic?

Well, I did...
I did have this one really crazy idea.

There is this building on
Selma in Hollywood...

It looks like you have to go.

Yeah, I have to show Kate her office.

We set up a production
office for Lez Girls.

- So, you're back with women, then?
- We're just working together.

Do you have a problem with that?

That you're back with women?
No, of course not.

It's just I... I just want you to be happy.

I want you to be happy too.

- Hey, Kate.
- Hey.

Anyway, thanks a million for your help.

Call me if you... If you need some advice.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Goodnight. I mean, bye. Sorry!

- See you, Kate.
- Yeah.

So, honey...

Shane and I have something that
we've been wanting to talk to you about.

Oh, boy!

I'm sorry. Did that get you?

- My bad.
- No, no, no, it's okay.

Are you listening to me?

Yeah. What?

Okay, well, you know that
Shane is my girlfriend.

- You do know that?
- Yeah. So?

Well, we wanna make sure that
you're okay with that.

Okay with us being girlfriends and

spending a lot of time together

and really, really caring about...

Oh, Mom! I already told you,
I don't want you to be a lez.

I already know that you are,
but I don't want my mom to be one.

I'll try.

Jared...

So, you're not so happy about this.

You know, man, I don't think

you're really being very fair
with what you're doing.

Because your mom, she's a pretty
wonderful person. She loves you.

And she lets you be who you are.

So don't you want her to be who she is?

I mean, why would you...

Do you not want Shay as a brother?

What do you mean?

I mean, we... We could get a house,
and we could be like a family.

- And you and Shay could be like brothers.
- But Shay doesn't live with you anymore.

I know.

So, here it is.
Feel free to add any personal touches.

I know, it's not very elegant.

No, it's actually positively swanky
compared to what I'm used to.

On Pandora, the bathroom
was my production office.

- Well, it's all yours.
- Yeah?

"Director."

Did you tell Jenny?

Not exactly.

I want us to take the studio meeting first

and once they're on board,
we can tell them

that we need to fire Jenny
and buy her out of her contract.

- She's gonna be at the meeting?
- No, no, no,

I told her it was canceled.

I told her that Lorenzo was outta town.

- So, is it Bette?
- Is what Bette?

The person that you have feelings for?

The reason you couldn't come home
with me the other night?

We're working together.

It was Bette.

It was.

So why are you helping her
get back together with Jodi?

I don't know. Maybe I feel guilty that

I want her back less than a year
after breaking up.

I fucked up. It was fucking bloody.
It was bad.

That's what breakups are.
They're fucking bloody.

I don't have the right to complicate her
life just because she's met someone else.

And if it doesn't work out between them?

I guess I'm waiting to see about that, too.

Well, you know, girls like me
don't stay on the open market very long.

So if you want some of this, you'd better
get in there sooner rather than later.

Phyllis, this is Joyce Wischnia,
aka "the Reamer".

- Pleasure to meet you, Phyllis.
- Nice to meet you, Joyce.

I hate to admit it, but I'm not familiar
with "reamers"?

It's a precision tool, Phyllis.

If you're gonna be a lesbian, you're gonna
have to get to know your toolkit.

Technically, a tool for enlarging holes.

Which is not necessarily
the analogy I would have chosen,

but one rarely gets to choose
one's own endearing epithet.

I know. Mine is... Oh, Bette, tell her.

Well, Phyllis, I have only heard you
referred to as "ma'am".

- "Heads Will Roll" Kroll.
- I love it!

Anyway, I know that
Joyce is the best lawyer in town

to help you with what you're about
to go through.

I mean, she got me and Tina
through a hideous custody battle.

How is Tina, by the way?

She's back in the fold, actually.

"Back in the fold."
Do we have to be so arcane?

Of course she is.

Please don't tell me the two of you
are getting back together.

No, she's met someone else.

- So has Bette.
- Oh, really? Good for you.

But she's blowing it. She let her go.
Worse, she drove her away.

You were so thrilling together.
You are perfect for one another.

Jodi's a brilliant artist, formidable.

Now, what are you going to do
to get her back, Bette?

I sent her flowers.

Flowers? Oh, come on. You're an idiot!

What is so wrong with flowers?

You've gotta be
a little more original than that

if she's as special as Phyllis says.

I'm gonna go
and commit hara-kiri right now.

You have a great spring break, Phyllis.

You too, Bette. Thank you.

- Nice to see you, Joyce.
- Nice to see you, too.

Have a seat.

Okay, Phyllis. Let's have it.

- What's your story?
- Well, Joyce,

I first suspected I might be a lesbian
when I was a sophomore at Wellesley.

I fell madly in love with Jane Howard.

- We both loved...
- No, no, I mean your present-day story.

I understand you and your husband
are getting a divorce.

Yes.

I actually saw your movie
before it won Sundance.

I tried to convince these assholes
to pick it up, but...

- Our classics division was a mess.
- Yeah, it was our bad.

Well, now you have her next movie,
which is a pretty good chump prize.

Hello.

I'm so sorry I am late, but I had
to pick up Sounder from the groomer

because I wanted him to be
all lovely and pretty

for his very first studio meeting.

There was no parking pass for me
at the guard gate, for some reason.

Lorenzo, Dee Dee, Chip,
this is Jenny Schecter.

She's the author of the book.

- Lorenzo?
- Yes.

Hi. Let me give you a very big hug.

Welcome back.
It's so nice to finally meet you.

I actually didn't know
that you would be at the meeting.

- Well, Jenny, we thought that...
- What? That I was completely clueless?

Someone to fuck with?

- No, of course not.
- Someone who didn't realize

what a lying, duplicitous, scheming
excuse you are for a friend?

Be careful if you're doing
business with this woman,

because she actually eats her own.

Jenny, actually,
Tina's been a really good friend to you.

- As a matter of fact, she's protected you.
- She just wants to fuck you.

She does.
She just wants to get in your pants.

Shut the fuck up, Jenny, okay?

You're a cunt.

- Bette almost lost...
- Don't touch my dog.

...her job because of you.
Did you know that?

That endangers my child.

That is food in Angelica's mouth.
That is a roof over her head.

And that, to me, is unforgivable.

Oh, God, Tina.
Can you just cut all your bullshit?

Just because you've had a baby

doesn't make you
more exalted than the rest of us.

I am so fucking tired of all
these tedious lesbians having babies

and the self-aggrandizing bullshit.

- Oh, God!
- I'm sorry. He's not potty-trained, is he?

Sorry.

I love you, sweetie. Good night.

You sleep tight.

I love you, I love you, I love you...

Hello?

Hi, it's Tom Mater,
interpreting for Jodi Lerner.

She's calling me back?

- Hello?
- Yeah, I'm in upstate New York.

Cell phones don't work here.
We're sleeping in a tent.

We just got to the lodge tonight.

So, where is the lodge?

It's in town.

What can I do for you?

I just wanted to sa y that...

Jodi, I just, I got...

I got scared and...

And you put me in a box.

I know.

Oh, so you got my e-mail.

Yes, I did.

And I really appreciate your honesty.

So how's everything going?

Hello?

It's cold and intense.

Well, yeah, I mean, I'm sure
if you guys are...

If you are living in a tent.

I'm sure the work is going well, I just...

Hello?

Was there anything in particular
you wanted to speak to me about?

- Hello?
- Yeah.

Well...

I just... I just wanted to say
that I miss you, and...

And I'm sure Angie misses you, too.

She just signed "I love you" to me tonight.

That's sweet.

So, I secured the dolly down

- with these bungee cords.
- Oh, good. Great. Thank you.

And I gave you my power drill set
and an extra rope.

I'm just sorry I can't go with you guys.

Oh, God, no problem. Thank you.

So is Grace going with you
to San Francisco?

- Yeah, she is.
- Good morning.

Hey.

How long will you be there?
How long is the recovery?

I don't know.
I don't know if I'm gonna do it.

- You're not going to go through with it?
- Really?

- Good morning. It's early.
- Hey, Alice.

- Good morning.
- Hey, good luck in San Francisco.

- Thanks.
- Oh, he doesn't know

- if he's gonna go through with it.
- You're not gonna get the...

- Really?
- I might. I just...

- It's an irreversible decision, you know?
- Right.

Yeah.

Well, anyway, you guys should take off.

- You're driving?
- Yeah.

- Good luck.
- Thanks. Good luck.

I'm sorry I'm not gonna be able
to go to Tasha's going away party.

- That's all right. I'll go with Alice.
- I'm not going.

What are you talking about?

I'm not going to a party
to celebrate that the person I care for

is about to leave for
the most dangerous place on Earth.

You know, to fight
in a morally bankrupt war and...

Maybe coming home in a body bag.
It would be insane.

- You're wrong, Alice.
- Well, she's not totally wrong.

- Why?
- It is a morally bankrupt war.

Let's go.

Are you sure? You know, maybe
she just would want like a sports car or...

I don't know, like a Cartier diamond
would be a lovely gift.

Well, she said she wanted
to use it in a sculpture.

Said it was the most beautiful sign
she'd ever seen.

Look, the whole building is scheduled
to be demolished next week anyway.

I tried to talk to the owner of the
building, but he's out of the country

evading tax fraud charges or something.

Okay, Shane,
I'm going to give you the rope.

I want you to rig it up
so we can try to get it over the fence.

Then I tried to talk
to the building manager,

but he's just
a useless frigging petty bureaucrat

who would rather say no
than take a $1,500 bribe.

And James wasn't able to
get in touch with the security guard.

So that means... Here we are.

Okay.

Well, I hope we don't get in touch
with him this morning. That would suck.

No, well, I had him check on his shifts.

Weekends, he only comes in
late afternoon.

Okay, so. We have the dolly.
We have the rope.

We have the toolkit.
We have the wire cutters. We have steaks.

Okay, juicy tenderloins.

For lunch?

- That'd be nice.
- One, two, three...

- Have you done that before, Bette?
- No, Alice, I haven't. We're going over.

- All right. Shane, you go first.
- Me?

- Yeah.
- What do I do?

Why don't you start on up.

We're going to take
the dolly up over the fence.

- Okay.
- You need a hand?

Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

You know, Kate, I think, is just
a replacement for you, Bette.

I think

Tina really wants to get back
together with you.

- No, she doesn't.
- Really? How do you know?

'Cause she's trying to help me
get Jodi back.

Why would she try to help me get
Jodi back if she wanted to be with me?

- Right.
- Okay, I'm gonna hand up the dolly.

Hey, what are those steaks for anyway?

Come on, you guys, let's go!

Let's go!

This way!

Alice, Alice, Alice. Be careful.

- Oh, Jesus!
- All right.

Don't make so much noise, okay?

Hey, did you guys hear...
Ever hear of Valley Village?

Valley Village?

Yeah, you know, the place where
you can get a three-bedroom house

and a dishwasher and...

With June and Beaver Cleaver
as your neighbor, yeah.

Aside from that snotty remark,

you know, the kids can
ride their bikes to school, and...

- Shit!
- No?

Fuck!

Hey.

- Let's go, fatty. Come on.
- Okay, you owe me.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, I got it.

Why is she talking about kids and bikes
and family rooms?

I don't think that's Shane.

I think that's a pod person in Shane's body
pretending to be Shane.

Okay. Come on.

- Where is it?
- There it is, up there.

- That's not it. Is that it?
- Yeah, yeah, it is.

- You're kidding...
- Oh, my God!

Are you high?

This isn't realistic.
This is fucking insane.

I know.

But it's romantic. It is.

Laugh if you want.

- Wait a minute!
- What?

- Oh, my God.
- Photo op.

Alice...

Okay, say, "This is fucking crazy!"

Yeah, girl, we made
all these little sandwiches,

you know, things that'll keep,
and we made the Planet cookies!

Oh, I love the Planet cookies.

Well, I'm so glad because I made,
I don't know, a thousand of them suckers.

You'd better eat them,

and I made a cake which I will
bring back when I come back tonight.

- Is it red, white and blue?
- No.

Are you guys back together?

Papi,

I...

I'm really working on
getting myself back together first

before I can go back with anyone.

I wish you both happiness.

- I'm afraid we have a little conflict.
- What kind of a conflict?

We've been invited to a poker game
this evening. Very big payday.

Catherine, this is my friend's
going away party. I have to be here.

You don't have to be here.

I'm sure your friends
will understand that I need you.

Come on, come on, come on.

Here it comes.

Okay. I got it, I got it.

I think I hear someone.

- Hurry up!
- Oh, shit, that's the security guard.

I thought you said he was coming
this afternoon.

- We're coming down.
- Hurry up!

Okay, come on, come on, let's go!

Oh, God! I'm stuck!

Go without me! Leave me behind!
It's okay.

Save yourselves!

We can't do this. We're crazy.

Yes, you can, just keep going.

Oh, God.

You guys are the best.

Really. You're just the best.

Thank you.

- You're welcome.
- Yeah, yeah.

Sounder, Sounder, come here.

Stop it.

Sounder, come here.

Hey, Kate.

- Hi.
- Jenny.

I wanted to apologize
for my behavior the other day.

I was a little upset.

I think that the reason why
all that happened is because

Tina might be threatened or something.

You know, actually, I'll tell you something.
This isn't really a good time, okay?

But maybe
you and I can get together after?

Sure, okay.

I was... I mean, I just wanted to tell you

that I think that
if you and I could try to work together,

I think that we could do something
meaningful and powerful.

I hear the book is riveting, Jenny.

- Can't wait to read it.
- Merkin?

How many more
lives destroyed in this one?

Have you crushed any souls lately?

- Or was Lindsey it?
- What is she doing here?

I'm writing a story on Kate
for Velvetpark Magazine.

Are you guys...
Where is... Where is Lindsey?

What have you...
What happened to Lindsey?

Okay. Who's Lindsey?

Just what I was about
to talk to you about.

Lindsey was my girlfriend.

She was a veterinarian.

A sweet, selfless person.

Then Jenny came in and destroyed her.

She wrote a terrible review of my book.

- Are you gonna kill that dog, too?
- I didn't kill a dog.

- You killed a dog?
- No, I didn't.

The dog was old, and the dog was...
The dog was sick.

Lindsey was so, so incredibly upset

when she found out that
the dog she put down was

actually not Jenny's dog at all.

You're more twisted
than Tina said you were.

You're more twisted than
the characters in your book.

I made a mistake, Kate.
It was a very bad mistake.

Do you, like, prey on people
whose lives are already falling apart,

or do you actually take
a more aggressive role

in creating their grief and destruction?

That's such a good question.
I mean, in Jenny's world,

does art imitate life?
Does life imitate art?

And, when I think of that

poor girl that's the base for
the character Karina.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Marina was a viper.

Actually, I heard she
was a really nice girl

until she met you,
and then her life, like, fell apart.

It's not true. You shouldn't
listen to anything Merkin says.

- No, Stacey didn't tell me.
- What?

- Who told you that?
- It was Elise.

No, it was Shaun. Shaun told me.

Oh, no, Nina. Was it Nina?

You know, I can't wait to tell you

what I'm going
to do with the character of Jessie

in my adaptation of Lez Girls.

No, I don't want the track...
Okay, no. You're right.

I'll get the tracking number.
Okay. What is it?

Hi. I'm Phyllis Kroll.

- Hi, I'm Tina Kennard.
- Is Bette here?

- Yeah.
- Hi.

I'm sorry, I'm just running
to the airport right now.

I'm so sorry.
I'll just take a moment of your time.

You will not believe this.

Joyce Wischnia refuses to represent me
saying it's a conflict of interest.

Well, I'm really sorry, Phyllis.

I can't imagine what conflict of interest
it would be, but right now I'm...

It would have been a conflict
because the moment I laid eyes on her,

I knew I wanted to jump her lovely bones.

- Hey, Tina.
- Hi, Joyce.

Oh, what a stunningly beautiful,
brilliant and sexy boss you have, Bette.

What do you say, darling?
You wanna hit the road?

Yeah, let's go on out to
the Wattles Mansion, yeah.

Oh, we're going to the Wattles Mansion!

Oh, we just love to do
architectural garden tours.

Oh, Bette, did you call a taxi?

Oh, yeah, can you ask him
to wait one second?

- That was surreal.
- That was surreal.

Absolutely. Oh, my God.

I'm gonna call to talk to Angie.
Thank you so much for helping me.

I really, really appreciate it.

Okay. And remember,

"I totally defer to you,"

when she asks you
whether you're planning on

hanging out while she's working.

I totally defer to you.

When she wants to join you for dinner?

- I yield to your wishes.
- And when she equivocates about

whether it's a good idea for you
to sleep together tomorrow night?

I bow

- to your superior judgment.
- Good luck.

Good luck to you, too.

- For what?
- With Kate.

Yeah, right.

- I'll call you.
- Okay.

- You'll lock up?
- Yeah, I got it, I got it.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

- Bye.
- Bye.

You gonna let me through?

Okay.

How amazing is this?

- What?
- Being alone in the house.

- No roommates, no kid.
- Have you talked to Jared?

Yes, he's fine.

- It's his second sleepover with Greg.
- Oh, okay.

- What's that?
- Oh, it's a house I was gonna take.

- It would have been perfect, too.
- Three bedrooms, family room, backyard.

- Maybe you and Jared should take it.
- Well, you know we can't afford that.

Maybe we should talk about

maybe taking it together.

What? What?

- What did I say?
- Nothing.

No. You just have
a little toothpaste right...

- Here? There?
- No, no, no. No, the other side. Yeah.

- Is it off?
- No, not really.

It's still kind of there.

What, you going to let me
sit here with it on?

- No.
- You gonna take it off?

Is it off?

No, I don't think it's off yet.

- All right. I'll be waiting outside.
- Okay.

Fuck you, Tasha.

Well, fuck you, too.

What are you doing here?
I didn't ask you to come here.

What? What are you talking about?

- You need me.
- Oh, please...

Who else is gonna tell you
to get your ass off the sofa

and over to your friend's
fucking going away party, Alice?

I can't do that, okay?

'Cause you're falling in love with her?

She got inside here?

Because you're afraid
you're never gonna see her again?

Do you know something?

Do you have information?

Look.

What I know, Alice,

is that you never know
how long anything's gonna last.

The only thing any of us knows in this life

is that anything can happen.

You never know
what's gonna happen next.

Well, that's too hard for me.

So, what are you saying?

That you wish you never met me?

That because I had to leave
and that was really hard for you,

that you'd rather I just never existed
in the first place?

That'd be easier?

Look, Alice,
I don't think it's any less painful

to lose someone to a tragic
misunderstanding than it is

to lose someone to
a goddamn heart attack.

That's not true, because
I can get over a misunderstanding.

Not always.

Anyway, don't argue
with my superior wisdom, okay?

Go get dressed!

Go on! I wanna see you in
that fucking party dress.

Oh, God!

You really curse a lot more now.

Yeah, well, you'd curse a lot, too.

- Well, thanks for having us.
- Thank you.

Wow! Look at this view!

- Hey, there.
- Hey.

- Hi.
- Hi.

How are you doing?

- They fired me from the movie.
- Shut up.

Yeah, they did.

I think I've been judged a lot.

And, I don't know, people here
just think that I'm, like, this pariah.

You're not a pariah.

- You know that. I love you, too.
- I love you.

- You're not a pariah.
- Fuck off.

- Come and have a drink with me.
- No, I'm just gonna stay here.

- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm good.

- I'm gonna come and check on you.
- See you later.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Hey!
- Hey, what's up?

It's Tasha's party. Where is Tasha?

She's walking on the beach
with Papi, somewhere.

I think Kit ran into somebody she knew.

You know, if you die out there,
I'll fucking kill you. Right?

All right!

Hey, Toshi,

there's Tasha. That's our girl
that's going to Iraq tomorrow.

- Are you having fun?
- Yes, as a matter of fact.

What about those two?

I don't know if they're having fun.

Do you think they'll last?

Do you wanna wager on it?

You wanna make a bet

as to whether or not Shane and Paige
are gonna stay together?

Come on, it will be fun.

I'm betting they'll make it.

Yeah, well, you don't know
Shane's history like I do.

Then it'll be a good bet for you, won't it?

I'll tell you what.

If they're not still together
six months from now,

I'll write you a check for $1 million.

And if they're still together?

If I win,

you get to be my servant and sex slave
for the next year.

You have a great poker game.

And go fuck yourself.

Fucking executives.

Hold on. Oh, it's... It's Bette.

- Hey!
- I'm sorry. Is this too late to call?

No, no, it's not too late.

Are you still at Tasha's party?

Yeah, I'm still here.
I'm out on the beach, with Kate.

Well, I just...
I just need one more little thing.

Just tell me what to say
when I give her the sign.

Okay...

"I never should have let you go."

"I would do anything for another chance."

"I'm not afraid to
make a fool out of myself."

Oka y?

Sleep well.

Thank you, T.

All right, come on, kiddo.
Since no one wants to ride with me,

why don't we go take a ride?

Let's go. Do you wanna go? Come on.
Come on.

You and I will be friends, all right?

Thanks for sticking around, buddy.

It's just you and the pariah, Sounder.

Hey!

- Hey!
- What are you guys doing?

We're just hanging out,
having a good time.

Just one big happy family.

Yeah!

Sounder?

- What's going on?
- Hey.

What are you doing?

What are you doing, huh?

Were you getting bored at the party?
Where is your mother?

- Hey, where's Jenny?
- That's Sounder.

I haven't seen her.

I want this one to hang parallel.

A little bit more.

Good, good, good, good. Perfect.

I'm gonna hang something there.

Like what?

She says she doesn't know
what she's gonna hang.

She hasn't found it yet, but something.

You'd better not break my heart.