All language subtitles for The L Word (2004) S04E11 Literary License to Kill.en

Previously on The L word.

The horse races will blow your mind.

$100,000 on In The Pink.

I thought it was a sure thing.

Hi, Shane.

Hey, Jared.

- Do you miss Shay?
- Yeah, I do.

I'm here to back up Megan Reed.

- What do you mean?
- I know for a fact

that Mitch doesn't support women.

- Well, how do you know that?
- Because he did it to me.

Private Brown. What are you doing here?

I was just going to say
the same thing to you.

He didn't see anything.
We weren't even touching.

He's a born-again homophobe
who thinks he should have my job.

It's a struggle to try to do something

that you really believe in.

All these fucking Hollywood suits
trying to pigeonhole you.

Present Hollywood company excluded.

Although you would look
really hot in a suit.

I think we found our director.

I want to be in a relationship
with someone

who works with me.

You want to be in a relationship

with someone who works for you.

No. No. No, no, no.

Just stop. Just... Come on, just...

Fuck.

It's not you.

This has never
happened to me before, Kit.

You are the sexiest, hottest,

baddest motherfucking hot, sexy bitch.

Then what?

I guess...

I guess I'm not a lesbian.

Okay, slow down, slow down.

Here. Park here.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Slow down.
- All right.

Shit. Good girl.

Well, I did get up until...

- There you go.
- Okay.

- You got it?
- All right.

- Pretty good, right? Pretty good?
- Yeah.

Come on.

I didn't kill you.

Yeah. Shit.

This time.

Okay, listen,
I have a really great idea that...

Well, I wanted to surprise you,

but I'm kind of too excited.

I want to take you to Mexico.

I do, because I think it'd be really fun,

because there's this great spa,

and it's on the beach,

and we could rent motorcycles...

That sounds really expensive, Alice.

Don't worry about the money.

You've got yourself a daddy.

What do you think?

Like the first of May,
when my website's done.

First of May? That's fast.

Oh, you're too fancy, now.

Well, Max is fast.

I wish I had him full-time.
What do you think?

Alice, watch it!

Get down!

- Fuck you!
- Fuck you, dyke.

Yeah, I'm a fucking dyke.

Fuck, my hand.

Tash, you okay?

Hey. Are you okay?

Yeah, shit, I'm sorry, come on.

- Are you okay?
- My hand, my hand.

- Oh, girl.
- You okay?

Yeah, girl. Get something, okay?

All right.

Have you read this?

- Bette is going to be pissed.
- Fuck Bette.

She can kiss my black ass.

Are you...

Are you involved with her?

Why is everybody in my business?

I don't know what you're doing, Kit.
You're so not a lesbian.

What the fuck do you know?

I know that you're drinking,

and I know that if she cared
half as much about you as I do

that she wouldn't let you.

You know, you should
have thought about that

before you had the nanny's lips
wrapped around your dick.

Is it true that one of the characters
in this book is based on you?

- Who told you that?
- Everyone's talking about it on campus.

It's a cause célèbre.

Let's see.

"The sexually-predatory,
emotionally-abusive Bev," that's you,

"who uses her professional stature"

"to bed every girl and woman
who crosses her path."

Yeah. I haven't even read
the fucking thing,

but I can't imagine
that it has anything to do with me.

Did this upset Jodi?
Is that why she's leaving?

Who said Jodi's leaving?

It says it in the memo this morning.

She's been

chosen to create a new sculpture
at the Forest Refuge Art Center

in Mountainville, New York this March.

I don't know anything about it.

Does this mean
she's not finishing out the semester?

You tell me.

Well, if that's what she wants.

I mean, I guess we should just let her go

if she's not happy here.

"Origami with Steel."

That's a nice way to describe her work.
Forest Refuge Art Center, it's a big deal.

I'm sure she feels very honored.

Please don't tell me you're splitting up.

Remember when you came to my house,

- and the two of you were so much in love.
- Phyllis...

- You taught me so much about love.
- Phyllis.

- Please don't tell me you're splitting up.
- I would rather not talk about it.

Okay?

I have Eli Broad's office
on line one for you.

Well, I just can't wait
to find out what happens

with Bev and the plumber.

James.

- Yeah?
- Can you get me a copy

of that fucking book, ASAP?

Yeah, and make sure you get a comp copy.

I don't want to have to pay for it.

These numbers here are projected
for the fourth quarter.

Realistic numbers.

All right, time to get started, people.

Let's begin with an update on Space Gate.

The next step of the Space Gate project
is the stabilizer module

for the neovector's
communication satellite.

Our project goal
is to increase the mean orbital altitude

by 18%

and the orbital velocity by 20%.

- Sweeney.
- We're also...

You're not on the account anymore.

- What are you talking about?
- We had to replace you.

Megan took over.

I've been on Space Gate for nine months.

Brandon Stoppard and I have
a great working relationship...

You went on a vacation
during a critical time for them.

They had a crisis while you were away.

- It was a near disaster.
- I went to my mother's funeral.

Brandon was really happy
with the way Megan saved the day.

He asked that she take over the account.

It was the client's request.

- Excuse me. Where the hell do you...
- Leave it be.

Megan.

Come in.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Close the door.

I want you to know that certain things
have come to my attention.

Things that could have
very serious consequences for you.

Now, your lifestyle is your lifestyle,

but I don't want to see it
or hear about it ever again.

- Am I clear on that?
- Very clear, sir.

Other soldiers look up to you, Williams,

and they don't need to see it
or hear about it either.

I understand, sir.

I'm not going to submit you for review.

Hopefully no one else will either,

but you need to be more careful.

This happens again,
I will be forced to take action.

Yes, sir.

Dismissed.

Hey, Alice. It's Max.

Hey, Max.

Listen, what do you think
you could afford to pay me

if I worked for you full-time?

Well, I don't know, Max.

I mean, you made the business plan,
so you tell me.

Yeah, I can manage.

You know, I don't need
to make a lot of money.

I just... I need to live a decent life.

It's very exciting. I mean,
I was just telling Tasha this morning

that I wished that I had you.

Yeah, we'll get together,

we'll work it all out.

- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey!

Okay, I've got to go. Good luck.

I thought you totally ditched us.
I need your help.

Come here. Okay, do you think
that this watch here

is too, like, femmy for Tasha?

- Yeah.
- You do?

Thought so. Fuck.

Which one do you like?

- What, out of those?
- Yeah.

Girls?

- This one.
- What do you think? I can't decide.

How much are they?

I think you should underwrite
a third world country instead.

Well, Catherine's buying them.

She's given me her credit card.
We have some event or something

to go to next week when she gets back.

- And where is she now?
- She's in Geneva.

Geneva.

And Alice, I...

I am going to invest in our chart
just as soon as I win back the money

that I lost at the races.

Helena, don't worry.

- I really don't expect you to, like...
- Alice, I want to.

Okay? I've learned my lesson now.

I should never have risked my money

at the horse races like that.
It was stupid.

Wait, wait. I'm sorry.

- Did Catherine tell you that?
- Yeah, but she's right.

Oh, please! It was her tip on the horse.

Yeah, but I'm the one
who should have known better.

Oh, please! That is a set-up.

- No, it's not!
- Do you believe her?

- That is a set-up.
- Look, she's just trying to help me

learn to stand on my own two feet.
That's all she's doing.

- No, she's not.
- Really?

Really? Your tiny little feet?

- She is.
- I don't know.

- Shane?
- Yeah?

What are you doing?

Nothing. I'm just

- taking a look.
- Who is that for?

- What, this?
- Yeah.

Is it for Paige?

I don't know, Nancy Drew. Figure it out.

Shane, you're...

- No... Are you seeing someone else?
- Jesus Christ!

The Hardy Girls. Figure it out.

- Are you up to your old tricks?
- Oh, my...

I feel very comforted by that somehow.
I don't know why.

Okay, I'm onto you. This purse thing.

Catherine. What time is it there?

Birdie Lamb?
No, I don't think I do know her.

That's all very well,
but where am I supposed...

Okay, I'll see if they have a room for me.

Yes.

Yes. Okay. Well, I'll get...

I'll get over there right now.

More tough love?

Yeah...

Her friend, Birdie Lamb,
gets into town this afternoon,

and she said
that she can have her hotel suite.

Where are you going to stay?

Why don't you come stay back with me?

No, Alice, I can't.

- You're totally welcome.
- Alice,

it's fine, all right? I don't want to get

in yours and Tasha's way. I...

You know, I should get back there.
I've got to get my stuff out.

We don't want Birdie to feel guilty

just because she's putting me
out on the street.

You know what?
I'm going to get both of these.

Oh, and she'll take the ugly purse.

Oh, and she's going to
take that ugly watch.

And why don't we put it all
on Catherine's card, eh?

Egoboost has a market expansion strategy

that they're relying on us
to help them implement.

The technology component
is in the early stages,

and we're just awaiting approval
on the final plans.

What next we're going to
move into is the...

Sorry to interrupt.

I just came to say goodbye.

It's good knowing you.

I've really enjoyed being your colleague.

I've learned a lot from you.

Thank you
for everything you've taught me.

I wish you continued success.

Give my best to your wife and your kid.

Phyllis.

Leonard. What are you doing here?

Well, I just wanted to congratulate you.

Congratulate me on what?

Once again, you have taken the old
conventional heterosexual paradigm

and turned it on its ear.

- Paradigm?
- I mean,

conventionally,
I am supposed to be the one

who has the mid-life crisis, goes off,

and finds a sassy little girl half my age.

Alice is not half my age.

Okay, look.

You know, the affair's over,
you had your little fling

with your cream-puff,
now I just want to tell you

that I forgive you and I'll take you back.

Leonard, I think you're forgetting
one small point.

- One little piece of...
- No, I'm not forgetting anything, Phyllis.

I was there, I saw those girls.

- You're nothing like them.
- What do you mean, "not like them"?

I mean, I honestly don't think
you're a lesbian.

Really?

I don't think you know
what the fuck you're talking about.

- And stop psychoanalyzing me.
- I'm not psychoanalyzing you.

- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not. That's bullshit.

But let's get real here, all right?

Maybe you have

some lesbian tendencies or whatever,

- but it's not your college days anymore...
- What is a lesbian tendency?

- Can you explain that to me?
- Well, you know,

every time we've seen a movie
in the last 20 years.

"Oh, I love Salma Hayek.
You know, she really turns me on."

- Where did you get that crap?
- That's what you tell me.

- I never told you...
- Okay, okay, now, just...

Let's get real here for a minute now.

It's a little late
in the game for you, Phyllis.

- You're 58 years old...
- I am not 58. I'm 56!

- Look at your driver's license...
- Well, you look in the mirror.

- I am a man!
- So what?

Look... Nobody is going to be
as good for you as I am.

Now, that is a fact of life.

You really want to take
all of our life together

and just throw it in the toilet?

Yes. I do, Leonard.

- Phyllis, come on.
- I want to throw it in the toilet.

I want to throw you in
the toilet right now.

But do you think that you're actually

going to get me to come back to you

by insulting me and exalting yourself?
I don't care

if I never had a lover
for the rest of my life.

My life is going to be so wonderful

because I know who I am

and I'm being honest with myself.
Don't you get it?

It has nothing to do with you.

You with your male ego,
stomping around here.

What is the...
Look, you're just so threatened by it.

Okay.

Excuse me, Chancellor Kroll.
The selection committee is here.

Oh, yes. Yes, thank you.
I'll be right with you.

So, you're leaving me no choice.

What do you mean, "no choice"?

Hi. Have a seat.

I have to catch up
with my expense reimbursements.

Do I have anything
after the thesis review?

You have that conference call
with Chancellor Kroll and Eli Broad

- about the media lab building.
- Oh, shit!

I'm so not prepared for that.

- Do you want to reschedule?
- No, you don't reschedule Eli Broad.

Attendance is going to skyrocket.

Although we might lose
a few Christian folk along the way.

Lez Girls, way to go, "Bev".

So fucking unacceptable.

It's unacceptable.

- Hello?
- Tina.

Hi, Bette.

I'm sitting here with
Jenny's little fucking tome,

wondering why you didn't
give me a heads-up.

Well, you know what? It didn't
even occur to me to talk about it.

I don't know.

You're the one that is was...
You said it was fluff, remember?

You said it was frivolous entertainment.

Well, I hadn't read the whole book.

Look, look, it's not you.

It's a character. All it is is a character.

It's not you.

You're personalizing it way too much.

No, no... Look, no,
you're not narcissistic.

If anything, you're just
a little bit of a control freak,

but you know what? It's endearing.

It's endearing. Everybody...

You know what? I have to go.
I'm having lunch with my director.

Oh, you mean Kate Arden?

You're having lunch with Kate Arden?

Enjoy yourself.

Two Pellegrinos, actually,
over at that table.

Thanks.

Hi.

Suit. Nice.

Thanks.

Hey. Larry Kennar.

Oh, sorry. That's my manager.

Heard a lot of great things about you

- from Kate.
- Fantastic.

So how's it going with Jenny?

I can't wait to take a look at the script.

It's all right. You know, it's...

Like, just

a little challenging at times.

Look, here's the deal, okay?

Kate's doing all the work, and you know,

this writer's completely incompetent,
I got to tell you.

Absolutely nothing against Jenny.

She's a great novelist,
she's just really not a screenwriter yet.

She doesn't think visually.
She doesn't know structure,

all of her characters speak their subtext,
and she writes page after page

of description that just has nothing to do

- with moving the story forward.
- So you've read it.

Oh, yeah.

You slipped him the pages?

Can you slip me the pages?
I'd like to take a look at it.

Well, you know,
Kate did write the screenplay

- for Pandora's Flight.
- Larry.

- Look...
- I'm not angling to write this, okay.

I'm talking!

That's not my agenda.

She's being shy, but here's the deal.

You know what?
Whether she's angling for it or not,

Jennifer Schecter
is a complete waste of her time.

Kate's got too many projects
to mess around with this, you know?

You've got to get rid of her.

Okay. I get what you're saying, all right?

Look, she's a friend of mine, all right?

And she owns the rights to this.

This is her story. It's
very personal to her.

- I like Jenny.
- Yeah, well, I think Jenny likes you, too.

I just think the most important thing
is that we go into this meeting

with a really strong working script.

Yeah, I really believe in this.

I'm not giving up on this or anything.

And I love working with you.

You know, I think we could do

great things together.

At this midpoint of my project,
I'm finding that I'm rethinking

my core concept.

I'm still exploring landscape,

but...

I found myself more drawn to painting.

Isn't the midpoint a little late
to be rethinking your core concept?

This is a sculpture studio.

This is an art school.

There's value in a student

discovering something
he wasn't expecting,

and there's also value in everyone else

listening to his process.

This is a sculpture studio,
and this is a painting thesis.

I'd have to say that I agree.

I think it would be irresponsible
for you to go forward with this thesis.

You're going to need to find
a sculptural interpretation,

especially since your advisor
might be leaving mid-semester.

I can try to take it into three dimensions.

It just felt like an artifice.

You know?

You're not going to pass
the sculpture review board

with a painting.

I don't have time to do it over.

I've got, like, a half a semester left
to do this?

Come on, look what I did. Look at all this.

- Hi.
- How are you?

Hi, my friend. Good to see you.

Yeah, I got it. I have something for you.

It's a day early, but...

Don't want you to be mad.
I know it's not his birthday,

but I know he wants it, so...

- This is for you.
- Thank you.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Well, it's just a little something.

- You look good.
- Thank you. So do you.

As always.

El Panda! Awesome!

And it's the sweet-and-sour edition,

and there's only a hundred made, so
you're one of the lucky hundred.

- Cool!
- He is ugly.

See, this has the whole
history, right here.

Look at that.

"Despite not speaking the language"

"and asserting that chop suey"

"is a traditional dish of mainland China,"

- "El panda believes he is Chinese."
- "El panda believes he is Chinese.

- "His distorted interpretation..."
- "His distorted interpretation..."

It's not a birthday present or anything,
because tomorrow's not his birthday.

Hey, Paige,

I was hoping I could pick him up tomorrow

and take him to
the Third Street Promenade,

because they have this new collection

of these things called
subservient chickens.

- They're so cool.
- You like them, right?

- Yes.
- That's what I thought.

And I want to show it to him,
if you don't mind.

Well, yeah, sure, just as long as
you drop him at his violin lesson.

What do you think? Violin, then chickens?

- Okay.
- Okay.

We're okay.

- Does his head move?
- Yeah, it does.

It's kind of sticky, though.

Can you do that in another room?

Can't you go somewhere else?

Kate.

Yeah, I'm reading it.

No, I'm reading it right now.

It's so bad. It's so bad.

No. What?

No.

Yeah.

Really?

I don't know about that.

Well, no, no, I'd love to go out with you,

but I'm actually...

I told Henry I'd stay in.

I don't even know why I did that.

- To freedom.
- Freedom.

I'm really proud of you.

I'm pretty proud of myself, actually.

Take it off.

Let me touch you.

Uh-uh.

I don't want to.

Don't hide from me, Max.

I want to feel your body.

It's not my body.

I mean, it'll be my body
in a couple of weeks

when I get the surgery.

But you know,

you were hot for me just now.

Yeah.

That was your body. It felt good.

I don't feel comfortable with it.

I do.

- You do?
- Yeah.

I think you're so hot,

and all I want to do is suck on your cock.

You turn me on so much.

Will you let me?

- Can you feel that?
- Yeah.

- It feels good, doesn't it?
- Yeah.

I want you to come in my mouth.

Fuck you, Jenny.

This is complete and utter
total fucking bullshit.

I wouldn't say that.

Never. That's not even
grammatically correct,

you fucking idiot.

You're dead meat.

You're just dead fucking meat,
Jenny Schecter.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Can we talk?

Okay.

I'm not happy.

Not happy how?

I feel like we're drifting apart.

Right.

Okay.

- Do you agree with me?
- Yeah. I mean, I...

I guess.
I thought it might pass, you know?

I know you're really busy right now,
all wrapped up in your work.

Well...

I don't know what to do about it.

Is there somebody else?

No.

No.

Is it a woman?

You know, it's...

It's not about her.

Who is it?

You know what? This isn't about that.
This is about us.

This is about you and me.

Fuck.

I feel like an asshole, you know?
I mean, I just...

I knew this would happen.

What does that mean, "you knew it"?

Come on, Tina!
Once a lesbian, always a lesbian.

- What the fuck was I thinking?
- That we liked each other,

that we were attracted to each another,
that we liked fucking.

You were so cool with me being a lesbian.

Until you got what you needed,

and then you were ready
for a change of pace.

Isn't that how this works for you, Tina?

- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.

- Fuck you. That is really fucking unfair!
- What do you want me to say?

- What do you want me to do?
- I don't know. Nothing.

Nothing. Do nothing.

That's what you're going to do, right?
Nothing.

Well, then, you know...

I guess we need to figure it out.

Figure out what?

Fuck it.

There's nothing to figure out, is there?

Fuck.

Alice?

You've got to hold yourself together.

Bastard!

Lisa, you've got to hold on to yourself.

I can't.

I've got to go home after
all this, and I...

I'm not even going to get to see my baby...

No, you're gonna get your baby back.

Trust me. Trust me, trust me, please.

No court is going to give him custody.

Okay? You're her mother.
You're her mother.

You're going to get her back.

Medic! Medic!

Tash?

Tash!

What the fuck?

- Alice, what are you doing here?
- Where the fuck did you go last night?

I can't get into this right now.

Well, could you maybe return
one of my fucking phone calls?

Alice, I can't do this, not here.

I would like to talk about this,

- so let's go to your office...
- No, we can't go to my office.

You're not even supposed to
be on the base.

I've already been on the fucking base!

What's the big deal?
God, they fucking love me here.

Look, Alice...

Brown is after me, okay?

All right? He reported me,
and if my C.O. wasn't so cool,

then he could start an investigation
and I could get chaptered out.

- For what?
- For homosexual conduct.

You ever heard of that?

Yeah, well...

All right, I'm sorry. I...

- Is that why you left last night?
- Alice...

- Because you could've just said.
- Please. Not here. Please.

I can't...

What the hell's he looking at?

Look, Alice, please leave, okay?

Bette?

No, anybody can use it.

Feel free.

Mom, you're not a lesbian,
you're my mother,

and you don't just up and decide
after 25 years of marriage

- that you want to be gay.
- She's part of the family.

She has a right to know
what's going on with us.

I can't believe you told here
without consulting me.

How dare he tell me?
You're going to break up our family,

and you're not even going to tell me?

Of course I'm going to tell you.

What's Dad supposed to do?
Who's going to take care of him?

Well, I'm not a nursemaid, Molly.

He's a grown man.
He can take care of himself.

And he should not have
brought his daughter home

- from college in the middle of...
- Don't worry about me.

Yeah.

Not that you ever would.

- All you ever think about is yourself.
- Oh, Molly...

- It's true!
- Well, just...

- I would do...
- Listen, you're everything to me.

I have built my whole life around you.

This is unfair, Leonard.

Unfair? Who's being unfair here?

Molly, you know

that I care more about you and your sister

- than anything else in the world.
- No, Mom, I don't, okay?

I don't know anything anymore.

I can't live a lie.

And I love your father.

He's the most wonderful man in the world,

but once you finally figure it out,

who you are,

it's impossible...

- It's deadly...
- Deadly?

- ...to deny it.
- Deadly? Is that what

- our life together has been? Deadly?
- Yes, Leonard.

So typical of you.

You are such a drama queen.
God. Grow up.

I'm sorry, Molly.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry if
I've hurt you deeply.

But I hope that some day
you can find it in your heart

to wish for my happiness

- the way that I wish for yours.
- Okay.

I'll get on that. I'll dig real deep, okay?

I'll get back to you. Let's go, Dad.

Bye, Miss Palmer.

- Thank you.
- No problem, Paige.

- We'll see you next week.
- Bye-bye.

- Hi, honey. How was your lesson?
- Good.

Good. I'll take it.

- I'm hungry.
- You're hungry?

Well, do you want to go out to dinner?

It's my birthday, after all.

I'm sorry, Mom. I forgot.

That's okay, sweetie.

Did Shane call you
and wish you a happy birthday?

No. She must have forgotten, too.

But that's okay.
I didn't really expect her to remember.

I only mentioned it once, so...

Where do you want to eat?

That place we went with Shay,

where they had
the really good French fries.

The Planet? You want to go to The Planet?

All right. Let's go to The Planet.

I'm sorry. Fuck.

- I'm just... I'm so sorry.
- It's okay, it's okay.

Look, it's okay to cry.
You can cry with me.

What do I do wrong, Tina?

What do I do wrong?

- You don't do anything wrong.
- No, really, I mean it.

Why is it so fucking hard
to be in a relationship with me?

Look, just tell me.
Tell me everything that I did

to make you run from me.

I'm begging you. Please.

You're a control freak.

You are!

So?

That's fucking ridiculous.

Everybody's a control freak sometimes.

That's what you have to do
to get things done.

Yeah, but you think your things
are more important

than everyone else's,

and that's really, really hard
in a relationship.

When your work, your needs, your ideas

are always right, always on a higher plane.

You're more enlightened,
you're more informed,

- you're more intuitive...
- It must have been hideous. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'll take it over the safe, boring man
I've been seeing any day.

You would?

You met your match.

I think you met your match in Jodi.

She's as strong as you are.

It's up to you. Can you handle it?

What about Kate Arden?

What?

- What?
- Kate Arden.

What are you talking about?

Tee.

- What?
- Kate Arden.

- Come on.
- What about her?

What do you want me to say? I mean...

What about Kate Arden?

Okay. She's attractive.
I'm attracted to her.

Just...

She's hot. She's smart.

It's crazy. She's not interested in me.

- She's interested.
- She's not even

- thinking about me.
- She's interested.

What?

I'm not ready.

I want to be on my own.

Besides, that's messy. That's really messy.

I'm working with her.
That'd be unprofessional.

And now I'm going to have to fire Jenny,
which is completely horrifying to me.

- Fuck Jenny!
- I know.

Just fuck Jenny, please.
She deserves to be fired.

I'll fucking fire her for you.

- Would you?
- Yes, happily.

She's fucking driving me crazy.

Bitch.

I just was starting to do
so well on my own.

Fucking Jodi.

Fuck.

I'm not surprised
that you're running from her.

You finally met someone
who won't put up with your shit.

- You never put up with my shit.
- What?

Right. Okay.

Do you really think I'm running from her?

Yeah, I think you're running.
You're scared.

She's as accomplished as you are.
She's as opinionated.

She's as powerful.

And you guys,

you have this incredible energy
between the two of you.

I could feel it from ten feet away.

It sucked.

It was really hard for me.

The pimps and the hos?

I left my damn toiletries bag
in Catherine's hotel suite,

and I can't go back and get it,
because that fucking old lady's there.

Great story.
I was staying at a friend's house,

and every time she brought a girl home,
she used to kick me out!

- Really?
- Yeah!

Fascinating.

That was a great story.

- What is it?
- What?

I think that she's funny,
and she's kind of brilliant.

Who, me?

No, we weren't talking about you.

Alice, where's Tasha?

I don't know. She's having a dark night.

Don't ask me what
the fuck that means. I don't...

It's the military term
for working at night.

Oh, honey.

There's a special show on tonight.

We might have to go somewhere else.

No.

I don't think we're going to be able
to get in, you know?

Look at all these people.
They probably have special seats.

- Hey, Paige, how you doing?
- Good.

Are you here to see Goldfrapp, girl?

- Goldfrapp?
- Yeah!

- Here?
- Yeah, here, girl.

They're about to start, girl.
They're about to start.

Oh, my God, I didn't even know.

Yeah, yeah, so why don't you
come on in and get a table.

- We got one for you.
- Oh,

- you do?
- Yeah.

- I'm sure she'll love it.
- Yeah.

- Happy birthday!
- Oh, my God.

Happy birthday!

- What, you thought I forgot?
- I did think you forgot!

- That's so sweet.
- I wouldn't have forgot.

- Never, never.
- You're great.

Oh, my God.

I know. Sorry, I was just...

- Hi. Happy birthday.
- Hi.

- Hi, how's it going?
- Happy birthday.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

I am just...

I'm in awe. This has been
an amazing experience for me.

You are all inspired and inspiring.

You are very fortunate

to be a part of this amazing institution
at such a dynamic time.

You are in very good hands
with Dean Porter.

She is a person
with the most passion and conviction

of anyone I have ever met.

Excuse me.

I know that she has made a big difference
in many of your lives.

She certainly has made
a big difference in mine.

I have no doubt that she will continue

to push the boundaries of your lives

as well as what this school has to offer.

As some of you already know,

I have been offered

a great opportunity

to create an outdoor piece

at the Forest Refuge Art Center.

I'll be in great company with David Smith,

Alice Aycock, and Sandra Mayo.

They are all wonderful artists.

I look very forward to it.

Thank you so much for coming.

Now take me dancing
At the disco

When you buy Your Winnebago

I wanna ride On a white horse

I want to ride On a white horse

I can't believe you pulled this off.

When the light turns
Into darkness

Will he turn up To explain us

I wanna ride On a white horse

I want to ride On a white horse

Papi, have you talked to Tasha?

I'm just kind of worried about her.

I was wondering
if she'd told you anything.

Really, you guys got to talk, all right?

Okay.

When is there ever sense

I think that she should play Jessie.

- That's a great idea.
- Come on,

I seriously think... Look at her.
I'm serious.

- That's a great idea.
- Shut up.

- Yeah.
- Come here.

I like dancing At the disco

I want blisters

I'm going to...

- I'm going to go watch her.
- All right.

Hey, Kit! Have a bump!

No, it's shit! Yeah. Let me try.

That's all right. Smile, baby.

Oh, yes!

That's sweet!

One more taste,
one more taste for the road.

Slow down, mama.

Fuck you, motherfucker! Fuck you!

I'm really, really fucked up.

I'm so fucked up.

What are you going to do about it?

I got to go to a meeting tomorrow.

I got to.

Would you drive me?

Would you take me tomorrow, please?

I wanna ride On a white horse

I want to ride On a white horse

I wanna ride On a white horse

I want to ride On a white horse

Happy birthday, Paige!

- Hi.
- Hi, Bette.

- Hi.
- This is Kat.

Hi.

You missed
a really beautiful speech tonight.

It was very moving.
Jodi said beautiful things about you.

- Really fantastic.
- Where is she?

You know, I think she's gone already.

Oh, shit.

Do you know where she is?

I know you think I'm the asshole of life,

but she's not responding
to any of my messages.

That's probably
because she's on an airplane.

- You're kidding.
- Nope.

She took a red-eye.

I told her I'd pack her stuff and ship it.

She's on her way to New York.

I like you

Steel painted eyes

Feels like snow

Change my head Days so long

You never know You never know

You never know You never know

Oh, my God.

Tasha.

What are you doing here?

The watch is really beautiful.

I'm sorry I can't accept it.

What do you mean, you can't accept it?

Because of what happened to Lisa.

Her husband gave her this watch.
It was all inscribed,

and it said that he'd love her forever.

And then when she was over there
risking her life,

he left her for some neighbor
or something.

Well...

He's a fucking asshole.

He took their daughter,

and he said in his letter
that Lisa was a bad mother

because she left her to go fight in a war.

Well, I'm sure she got her daughter back

when she came back from Iraq, right?

Lisa's never
going to get her little girl back, Alice.

She ain't never coming home from Iraq.

Fuck.

This wasn't supposed to happen.
I wasn't going to fall for anybody

while I was back.

What do you mean, while you were back?

Are you going somewhere?

My orders came down.

My unit's being mobilized back to Iraq.

I'm leaving in two weeks.