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Previously on The L Word.
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...I don't think I feel
comfortable doing this anymore.
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Alice, I've never felt this way
before about anyone.
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Listen, I think I should go.
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The Vagina's girlfriend was molested,
and now she's, like, this perfect saint.
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I'm trying to find a
friend of mine, Lindsey.
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My girlfriend, Stacey. She's a journalist.
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We're kind of having problems right now.
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- Aw, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, I bet you are.
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You have a motorcycle? Fuck, that's cool!
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I'll take you for a ride sometime.
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I would love that.
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Fuck...
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I want another lesson.
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She is so fired.
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It's about Kit. Angus is cheating on her.
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And he broke his arm. Poor thing.
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Do you have medical insurance?
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No, I don't.
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How are you managing?
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Well, I took another job
to help pay for his arm,
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and everything that comes with it.
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That's a bitch.
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My heart goes out to you.
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But, we do what we have to do, right?
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"You're looking very Shane today."
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- Isn't it fantastic?
- It strikes exactly the chord we want.
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It's sexy and withholding.
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Like, "You wanna fuck me,
but you can't fuck me."
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Tomorrow night's gonna be amazing.
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I know, right?
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I'm sorry, what's tomorrow night?
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Silly, we're sponsoring
the Roll the Dice premiere.
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Oh, well, I don't know
if I can get a babysitter in time.
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Tomorrow night there's gonna be
you everywhere.
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Posters, billboards, gift bags, coasters,
tchotchkes, key chains, handbags.
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And you.
You'd better be there looking very Shane.
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It's the biggest party of the year,
and you're our newest It girl!
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Don't you want to just die?
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Yeah.
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- What am I going to do?
- About what?
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About Phyllis! She keeps calling me,
and she thinks I'm the love of her life.
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What do you expect, man?
You were her first love.
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I know, but Shane,
she's married with kids!
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And she's this totally accomplished
woman with this big-time career,
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and this whole other, you know, life,
and now Bette's mad at me...
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Look, Alice, I love you to pieces, angel,
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but I got to deal with
my own stuff right now.
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- What thing?
- The fucking underwear thing.
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- Be specific.
- You know, the fucking bullshit
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goddamn Hollywood party
that I have to go to.
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Ooh, what movie?
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What is it? Roll the Dice?
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You're part of the Roll the Dice premiere?
That's so exciting!
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No, it's really not that big of a deal.
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Oh, my God, can I please
be your date? Please?
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And I think you should invite everybody.
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No! No... I mean, yes, you can be my date,
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but no, I don't want you
inviting anybody else.
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Don't be a yenta.
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All right, Shane, I really think
we should all be there
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to, like, support your underwear.
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- Alice, Alice!
- Oh, shit, hold on.
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- It's my other line.
- Alice!
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- Hello?
- Alice, this thing with Phyllis
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is completely out of hand.
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All right, two words, Saskia Phillips.
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- What?
- She's that really hot star of,
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you know, Roll the Dice,
and we all want to go
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to the premiere tomorrow night
in support of Shane.
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I can't go. Why? Because I have to work.
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Why do I have to work?
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Because of the way that
you broke up with Phyllis.
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She's completely terrorizing my staff.
She has already slashed my budget.
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It's a fucking bloodbath over here!
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I've got Phyllis on line one.
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- Alice, can you hold on a second?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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- Phyllis.
- Have you heard from Alice?
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No. No, you know what?
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I'm sure that she's just swamped
with her Internet site, and...
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I need you to get her to talk to me.
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It's a difficult situation, Phyllis.
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The sex was incredible.
Stellar, earth-shattering, even.
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- Well, you know, sometimes...
- Can I get...
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- ...when you have great sex...
- ...a double Americano?
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...with someone, it doesn't mean that
you're supposed to have a relationship.
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- Hello?
- We're out of milk.
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All right, listen,
we are going to the premiere
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of Roll the Dice tomorrow night
to see Shane's underwear.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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It's too expensive.
Even when I work, I lose money.
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Helena, seriously, I'm getting worried.
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'Cause, like, you're not eating,
you're not sleeping...
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I'm eating, all right? I'm eating.
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Don't worry, you're coming.
You're going to have a great time.
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We're all going to go
see Shane's underwear.
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It's great. I'll talk to you later.
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- What?
- Helena's in!
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Alice! I'm telling you, that's the point!
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I don't want anybody in!
I don't want anybody out! You get it?
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It's Papi. Hold on.
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You know what? Fuck it.
I'm getting off. I want coffee.
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- Yo!
- Alicia,
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you going to that Roll the Dice premiere
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tomorrow night with your girl, Shane?
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- Yes, I am.
- All right,
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'cause I got myself a ticket
from this producer that I drive,
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- but I want to bring my girl Tasha.
- She's your girlfriend?
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Girl, she's not my "girl."
She's my girl, you know?
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And, by the way, she is one of the
best people on the face of the planet
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that you could ever meet.
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- And I think she thinks you're cute.
- She thinks I'm cute?
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- Definitely.
- Okay, listen.
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- I'll try to hook you up with a ticket.
- All right, good.
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Also, there's an after-party thrown
by some woman, like, Rothberg?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Catherine Rothberg.
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She's famous for her
high-stakes poker games,
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but she's way out of my league.
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I don't even know how to play.
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That's okay, girl, 'cause
I just happen to be an expert,
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and I'll teach you how to play.
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- Okay, great.
- See you.
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Oh, bye.
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Great. Fun, fun, fun.
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- Yo.
- We're going out tonight.
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I'm sensing a love connection.
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Yeah, I know what you're doing.
Don't do it.
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You can't fight the fates, Williams.
I see the signs.
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We're going out, and that's an order.
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- Oh, Jodi Lerner's here to see you.
- What?
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Jodi.
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Hi. I'm really sorry that
I haven't returned your calls.
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I've just been so slammed with work...
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You know what? Stop it. It's...
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You've been freaking out
ever since we almost kissed,
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and you're avoiding me,
so I just wanted to say, get over it.
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You're wicked hot,
and I would have gone for it,
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but we have to work together,
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so if you want to pretend
that it never happened,
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I'm okay with that.
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I don't even know how to respond to that.
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- I've got Phyllis on line one.
- Shit.
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I'll let you get that.
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Okay.
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Phyllis.
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It's because she met Leonard.
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If I didn't have a husband,
everything would be different.
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Alice on line four.
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Phyllis, can you hold on for just a second?
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Alice...
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Alice, you have to break up with her.
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I already broke up with her.
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Yeah, well, you re-break up with her,
because some lesbians, you know what,
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you have to break up with them
more than once.
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- Hold on. That's Jenny. I got to go.
- I'm serious!
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- Alice!
- Okay!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Do you want to come to The Planet
and have coffee with me?
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I wish I could, there's too much drama.
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But listen, we're all going to the premiere
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of Roll the Dice tomorrow night.
Do you want to come?
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- Yeah, definitely.
- Hey, mama.
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Hi. Hang on one second.
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It's Alice, and she's putting
together a bunch of people
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for the Roll the Dice
premiere tomorrow night.
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- Do you want to come?
- Give me the phone.
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Alice, you're fucking killing me.
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I'm not doing anything!
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Yeah, Dean Porter's office.
Kit, her sister, is calling.
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I'm going to kill myself.
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Before you kill yourself,
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Jenny wants to know do you want to go to
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a premiere with her tomorrow night.
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I can't go because I'll be dead
because I will have killed myself.
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Phyllis will not get off the fucking phone.
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Well, Shane's on the phone
with Alice now.
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Tell her to tell Alice
to break it off right now.
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- Shane.
- Yeah?
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Bette said tell Alice to call Phyllis
and break it off with her right now.
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Okay, look, Kit says that Bette says
that you need to call Phyllis
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and break it off with her right now.
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- I did!
- She did.
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- She did.
- Tell her to do it again.
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- Do it again.
- Look, Alice,
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will you please
let this woman off the hook?
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Oh, really?
You of all people are giving me advice
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how to let a girl down easy?
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You know what?
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- I don't think that response is necessary.
- I don't have money.
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- I don't have any money.
- Also, I don't want you
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changing the topic. I wanna know how
many people you fucking invited.
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Okay, I invited Helena, Jenny,
Bette, she can't come,
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Papi's coming, but she needs
an extra ticket for Tasha.
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- But that's her angry friend.
- She's not angry.
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Papi said she's not angry. She's just...
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Wait, look, Al, I'm sorry.
This is Jenny's phone. Hold on.
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- Hello.
- Debbie?
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- What? Who's Debbie?
- Oh... It's for me.
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- Could you hold on a second?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
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- Hey, Al?
- Yeah?
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- Look, I got to go. It's Jenny's phone.
- Okay, listen,
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we're going to have a really
good time tomorrow night.
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I'm so sure. Bye.
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- Hold on a second please.
- Okay.
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- Who's Debbie?
- Debbie is my childhood nickname.
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Right.
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- Sorry.
- Okay, Debbie.
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Hello?
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Hi! I got your message.
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- Yes.
- Hi!
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Well, guess what.
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Sorry. I am thinking
about getting a puppy,
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and I was wondering whether
you want to come with me to the shelter
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this weekend to pick one out.
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Oh, my God. I'd be totally honored
to help you pick out a puppy,
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but I can't this weekend. Stacey's here.
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Yeah, we're going on a romantic weekend,
and we leave in the morning.
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Oh, really? Where are you guys going?
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She booked a B&B in Solvang.
It's supposed to be really pretty.
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That's great.
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I'm very happy for you
that you're working it out.
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Thank you. I told her that
if she canceled this weekend it was over.
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I did exactly what you said,
and there you go.
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- Well, have a great weekend.
- Thanks, Debbie.
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Do you think I could just use
your phone for just a quick sec?
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It's not long distance. Thanks.
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Sorry.
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- Hello?
- Is Stacey Merkin there?
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Speaking.
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This is Sophia Mancuso
calling from C Magazine.
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- C Magazine?
- Yes.
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And the writer who was covering
the Roll the Dice premiere
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drop out tomorrow,
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and we want to know
if you could go tomorrow
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to interview the Shane McCutcheon.
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Gee, that's really short notice.
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- I have weekend...
- Oh, no! Well, you're too busy?
239
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:48,078
That's terrible.
Oh, so sad, because, you know,
240
00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:51,700
we are looking for senior editor,
but if you're too busy, you know...
241
00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:54,581
No, no, no, no, wait.
I think I can rearrange a few things...
242
00:10:54,671 --> 00:10:58,919
Excellent! We will be in touch
with you, and someone,
243
00:10:59,008 --> 00:11:02,959
my assistant Angelica will call you
about the press pass, okay?
244
00:11:03,054 --> 00:11:05,427
- Okay.
- Bye. Big kiss to you.
245
00:11:05,515 --> 00:11:07,176
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
246
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,637
Thank you so much.
I really, really appreciate it.
247
00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:13,889
Do you think Alice
is seeing another woman?
248
00:11:13,982 --> 00:11:16,106
No, I don't think she's seeing
someone else.
249
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,316
I think she probably
just needs more space.
250
00:11:18,403 --> 00:11:21,524
Why does she need space?
Did she tell you she needed space?
251
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,074
I have Alice on line four.
252
00:11:23,158 --> 00:11:25,697
Phyllis, can you just hold on one second?
253
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,743
Just one second, okay?
254
00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:29,451
- Alice...
- No.
255
00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:33,372
I wanted to tell you that
I feel bad about this Phyllis thing.
256
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,378
I just don't think talking's going to help.
257
00:11:36,713 --> 00:11:37,793
Oh, fuck. Phyllis is calling.
258
00:11:37,881 --> 00:11:39,210
- Oh, pick it up.
- No, I can't.
259
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,707
No, no, no. Pick it up right now.
260
00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,344
- Oh, it went to voice-mail.
- Fuck.
261
00:11:43,428 --> 00:11:45,837
- It's okay.
- My life is ruined. It's just ruined.
262
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:48,007
I'm sorry. I am. I just...
263
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,386
I didn't plan for this to happen.
264
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,304
Hi. It's Phyllis.
265
00:11:52,395 --> 00:11:57,391
I just wanted you to know
that I really miss you,
266
00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:01,738
and I want this thing to work out.
267
00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:05,114
I know you're scared.
268
00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:07,069
I'm scared, too.
269
00:12:08,286 --> 00:12:11,905
I don't want it to end, Alice.
I'm in love with you.
270
00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:17,617
Please call me. I'm at the office.
271
00:12:19,297 --> 00:12:20,627
Call me?
272
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,415
Okay.
273
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,006
Phyllis.
274
00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:27,550
Phyllis?
275
00:12:28,932 --> 00:12:30,213
Damn it!
276
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,307
- Tina's here to see you.
- What? Tina?
277
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,979
How fucking hard is it
to get you on the phone?
278
00:12:37,065 --> 00:12:38,181
Apparently not that hard.
279
00:12:38,274 --> 00:12:39,770
Well, you can't avoid me
whenever you like,
280
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,271
because we have
a kid together now, okay?
281
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,821
Okay, what do you need from me now?
282
00:12:42,904 --> 00:12:46,819
I need your signature on
the Beverly Montessori enrollment.
283
00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:50,864
Wait, enrollment? I just...
284
00:12:50,954 --> 00:12:53,872
- I just only sent in the applications.
- You what?
285
00:12:53,957 --> 00:12:56,034
We decided we were going
to apply to First Pres, Waldorf,
286
00:12:56,126 --> 00:12:58,878
Center for Early Education, then
I added Chadwick and Children's Institute
287
00:12:58,962 --> 00:13:00,920
because they had
early arts and music programs.
288
00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:03,544
How could you do that? How could you
make all those decisions without me?
289
00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:05,840
What do you mean?
I didn't make this decision without you.
290
00:13:06,094 --> 00:13:07,174
We both decided, Tina...
291
00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:09,006
No, we decided nothing of the sort.
292
00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,304
Angelica should go to Beverly Montessori.
293
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,761
There is no way we are going
to pay $18,000 for preschool...
294
00:13:14,853 --> 00:13:18,803
We will pay whatever it takes to get her
the best education available...
295
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,358
Beverly Montessori is a wonderful school,
296
00:13:20,442 --> 00:13:22,482
and it happens to be
very close to my house.
297
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,898
That is not a factor.
298
00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:25,530
So you're going to make Angelica take
299
00:13:25,613 --> 00:13:27,737
a two-and-a-half-hour car ride
every single day,
300
00:13:27,824 --> 00:13:30,233
so she can go to preschool
with Diane Keaton's kids?
301
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:34,372
No! I will make sure that she goes
to the best school, period.
302
00:13:34,456 --> 00:13:36,081
The best school! Period!
303
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:37,827
You know what? Fuck it.
I don't even know why I bothered.
304
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:41,121
You clearly decided all of this without me,
and you know what, for the record,
305
00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:43,787
I'm not going to let your
overachieving, psycho dysfunction,
306
00:13:43,882 --> 00:13:46,125
stress out our kid
before she's three years old!
307
00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:49,837
It's just fucking preschool, for
God's sake. Crayons and Play-Doh.
308
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:53,631
No, it is not just crayons!
It is a fucking Ivy League education.
309
00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:55,765
So naive! Jesus!
310
00:13:57,812 --> 00:14:00,351
Bette? Phyllis is on line one.
311
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,267
Fuck you, James! Just fuck you!
312
00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:15,329
Honestly, Alice, poker's not my game.
I mean, I played once in Monte Carlo,
313
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,081
but I'm not a winner.
314
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,207
Well, that's okay, 'cause, you know,
that's why Papi's coming.
315
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,046
She's going to teach us
all the little poker tricks, you know.
316
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,708
Oh, shit. Come in!
317
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:28,464
Helena, pick your shit up.
Get your pants off the chips.
318
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:30,296
- What's up!
- Hey!
319
00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:31,586
Liquor in the front...
320
00:14:31,679 --> 00:14:33,673
Yeah, poker in the rear! I know that one.
321
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:35,141
Who wants a drink?
322
00:14:35,225 --> 00:14:37,099
- I do...
- You want a drink?
323
00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:38,301
Yeah, okay.
324
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:41,100
I invited some people.
I hope you don't mind.
325
00:14:41,189 --> 00:14:43,681
You should just leave that open.
Hey, come in!
326
00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:46,018
- A lot of people?
- Like, a few.
327
00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:47,226
- Hi.
- Hey.
328
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,113
- Want a...
- Thanks.
329
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,244
I don't have to take that phone call.
330
00:14:59,707 --> 00:15:04,536
So, Papi, listen, I haven't played poker
for a really long time.
331
00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:07,251
All right, my little English muffin,
don't you even worry, all right?
332
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,500
It's all about the lessons
you learn here tonight.
333
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:11,882
Now, you follow these simple rules,
you can't lose.
334
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,002
- Okay?
- Okay.
335
00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:15,588
- All right, let's play!
- Hi, Papi.
336
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,177
- Hey.
- Hi.
337
00:15:18,226 --> 00:15:20,350
Come here, give me a kiss.
338
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,934
I love you.
339
00:15:24,899 --> 00:15:26,608
Why don't you get your girls a drink, okay?
340
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,069
All right.
341
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,070
Do you like cards, or...
342
00:15:32,157 --> 00:15:33,320
Do I?
343
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,442
Come watch how I take your money.
344
00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:45,034
Hey.
345
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,500
No, I really want you
to hear the song, girl.
346
00:15:49,591 --> 00:15:50,754
Angus, he hasn't heard it.
347
00:15:50,842 --> 00:15:52,670
- I know he's going to be so happy...
- Hey, James?
348
00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:54,635
James, can you get me
the best Internet site
349
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,094
available for learning sign language?
350
00:15:57,182 --> 00:15:59,934
Angus and Angelica are here to see you.
351
00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:02,311
Speaking of Angus.
Can you just show them in?
352
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,021
Angus and Angelica,
they're just about to walk in...
353
00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:05,766
Oh, how's my boo, my little boo?
354
00:16:05,857 --> 00:16:08,100
Well, I don't know. You tell me.
355
00:16:08,193 --> 00:16:10,862
- What do you mean?
- You do everything for him.
356
00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:13,153
I just want to make sure
that he's treating my sister right.
357
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,699
Kit, can you hold on a second?
358
00:16:14,783 --> 00:16:16,610
- Hey...
- Hey, Mama Bee!
359
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:18,078
Hi, babycakes.
360
00:16:18,161 --> 00:16:19,621
- Wow.
- So good to see you.
361
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:22,825
Look how chic and impressive
she looks in her new digs.
362
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,826
Hey, I got Kit on the phone.
You want to talk to her?
363
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,457
Oh... No, I'll call her later.
364
00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:29,005
Kit, can I call you right back?
365
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,124
- Yeah, okay.
- All right. Great.
366
00:16:33,885 --> 00:16:35,546
So how's everything with my sister?
367
00:16:35,637 --> 00:16:37,346
She's... It's great.
368
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,633
The album's really awesome,
and people are really excited about it.
369
00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:43,561
Yeah, and you're really lucky to be on it.
370
00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:45,685
Yes, I am. Yeah, I am.
371
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,232
How's Hazel?
372
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,603
She's good. She's...
373
00:16:49,692 --> 00:16:52,860
She's really good with the kids, and...
374
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,856
Do you love my sister?
375
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,995
What are you talking about?
376
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:10,745
I'm talking about the fact that you're
fucking the nanny behind my sister's back.
377
00:17:12,549 --> 00:17:15,467
Fuck off. That's what I'm talking about.
378
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,169
What?
379
00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:19,722
You know, I love your sister very much,
380
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,013
and I made a mistake,
and if I'm not wrong,
381
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,844
you've made a couple of those
in your life, too,
382
00:17:23,935 --> 00:17:26,308
so I don't think you're really in
a position to judge me right now.
383
00:17:26,396 --> 00:17:28,603
Don't you dare try to
turn this into some...
384
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,066
Okay, no.
385
00:17:31,025 --> 00:17:33,268
All right. No, you're right.
386
00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:35,988
I want to fix it.
387
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,155
Okay.
388
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,692
So I'm going to break it off with Hazel.
389
00:17:41,786 --> 00:17:45,037
I mean, that's a given.
I just... I'm not sure...
390
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,918
I don't know whether to tell Kit, or...
391
00:17:49,252 --> 00:17:52,836
Why, so you can break her heart
and destroy her trust in you?
392
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:55,046
Miss Philbin on line one.
393
00:17:56,217 --> 00:17:58,258
Sweetie, Mama B's
got to put out some fires,
394
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:02,046
but I love you, and I will see you later.
395
00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:05,721
Thank you for bringing her by.
396
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:07,092
Thanks.
397
00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:13,983
Hey, I love you, too.
398
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,566
Rule number one,
poker's all about deception.
399
00:18:21,451 --> 00:18:22,483
You are good at that, huh?
400
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,617
Hello?
401
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,784
Hey.
402
00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:28,948
She left.
403
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,418
Stacey did?
404
00:18:31,836 --> 00:18:35,039
It's about pretending your hand
is better than it is.
405
00:18:35,131 --> 00:18:37,041
We were all set to go
on this romantic weekend,
406
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:41,595
and she got this last-minute
job offer, and she took it.
407
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:46,390
It's about psyching out the
other player to your advantage.
408
00:18:46,476 --> 00:18:49,098
Well, thank you very much,
you fucking Vagina Wig.
409
00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:50,730
The what?
410
00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:54,149
You got to know when to bluff
and how far to push it.
411
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,146
Oh, nothing.
412
00:18:56,236 --> 00:19:01,990
It's just something that
I call my little baby niece.
413
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:04,199
Well, fuck her, right? Fuck her.
414
00:19:04,285 --> 00:19:05,864
Yeah. Fuck her.
415
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:11,531
Listen, I was wondering...
416
00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:15,043
You know, I've still got
these reservations, and...
417
00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:18,047
If there's any chance
you're free, you know...
418
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:22,048
It'd be really silly
to let them go to waste, you know?
419
00:19:23,471 --> 00:19:25,548
Let me check my schedule.
420
00:19:29,185 --> 00:19:30,562
Second rule...
421
00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:33,139
Hey, Megan. What's wrong?
422
00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:36,681
Mitch gave Barclay Hill the promotion.
423
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,521
You're kidding me.
424
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,357
That guy's a moron.
425
00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:42,730
Leave emotion at the door.
426
00:19:42,824 --> 00:19:47,154
A moron who played golf with Mitch
and went to the same fraternity.
427
00:19:47,912 --> 00:19:49,657
That is so uncool.
428
00:19:50,498 --> 00:19:53,701
I mean, you're so much
more qualified than Barclay Hill.
429
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,166
Plus, you've been here
since the beginning.
430
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:58,129
You've got to play the hand you're dealt.
431
00:19:58,214 --> 00:20:00,007
Well, what do you suggest I do?
432
00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:01,966
You fucking sue him.
433
00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:05,761
Listen to me, Megan. Nobody here
deserves that promotion more than you.
434
00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:07,093
Nobody.
435
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,177
Don't get involved
in other people's bullshit.
436
00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:12,178
That just gets in the way.
437
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:16,850
You know, that's easy for you to say.
You're a member of the boys' club.
438
00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:19,944
A nice member,
but a member nonetheless.
439
00:20:23,281 --> 00:20:24,480
Third rule.
440
00:20:24,574 --> 00:20:26,698
Poker is not for, like,
the wussy player, all right?
441
00:20:26,785 --> 00:20:29,656
Sometimes, you got to go all in.
442
00:20:36,878 --> 00:20:38,504
Place your bet.
443
00:20:54,562 --> 00:20:56,639
Then commit to your hand.
444
00:21:19,421 --> 00:21:21,248
Why do I scare you?
445
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,072
The more I'm afraid of something,
446
00:21:58,001 --> 00:22:00,409
the more I know I have to do it.
447
00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:04,961
I figured that out when I was a kid.
448
00:22:08,136 --> 00:22:11,054
I can lead a protected life,
449
00:22:12,557 --> 00:22:16,093
hiding away from the scary world,
450
00:22:18,313 --> 00:22:23,189
or I can take on the things
that scare me the most.
451
00:22:27,155 --> 00:22:29,729
The more it might hurt,
452
00:22:33,703 --> 00:22:36,372
the more I might die doing it,
453
00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:43,877
the more worth doing it must be.
454
00:22:47,217 --> 00:22:49,543
I don't want to die right now.
455
00:22:49,886 --> 00:22:51,298
Me neither.
456
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,562
Do you want to try it?
457
00:23:43,064 --> 00:23:44,441
It's okay.
458
00:24:30,361 --> 00:24:31,477
Come down.
459
00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:32,852
Come up.
460
00:24:34,991 --> 00:24:37,364
Don't worry about getting dirty.
461
00:26:33,109 --> 00:26:35,186
Okay, I'm through. You pick mine.
462
00:26:35,278 --> 00:26:37,188
Nicely done.
463
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,906
Put them in, put them in.
464
00:26:38,990 --> 00:26:40,106
Are we in?
465
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,193
What are we doing here?
All right, all right, all right.
466
00:26:42,285 --> 00:26:44,528
Like how do you know you won?
467
00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:46,826
All right.
468
00:26:46,915 --> 00:26:50,082
Papi, we're going to smoke.
469
00:26:50,168 --> 00:26:51,829
All right, girl.
470
00:26:54,631 --> 00:26:56,375
Here we go, and...
471
00:26:57,258 --> 00:26:59,133
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Go.
472
00:26:59,844 --> 00:27:02,217
Oh, shit! Oh, man!
473
00:27:02,305 --> 00:27:03,931
- I want my shit.
- My girl's a winner.
474
00:27:04,015 --> 00:27:06,887
She keeps those cards close to her chest.
475
00:27:08,228 --> 00:27:10,268
- I am so proud of you, man.
- God damn it!
476
00:27:10,355 --> 00:27:11,767
Oh!
477
00:27:11,856 --> 00:27:14,229
You just wait it out.
You just wait it out, lady.
478
00:27:14,317 --> 00:27:15,812
- You just wait it out.
- This is rent money.
479
00:27:15,902 --> 00:27:17,314
Are you shuffling the cards funny?
480
00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:18,733
Alice...
481
00:27:18,822 --> 00:27:21,195
It's the seven of spades, right?
482
00:27:21,616 --> 00:27:23,361
- Okay!
- Ready?
483
00:27:24,035 --> 00:27:25,578
Read it and weep!
484
00:27:25,662 --> 00:27:27,821
- I'm dealing, I'm dealing.
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
485
00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,908
Get Papi off the chips.
486
00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:32,373
That's funny. I'll do that.
487
00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:33,872
- That's it.
- She's in.
488
00:27:33,962 --> 00:27:36,999
Oh, you know what? You know what?
You know what?
489
00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:39,463
Yeah, yeah, sure okay.
490
00:27:39,551 --> 00:27:41,710
Ah, shit, Little Nicki.
491
00:27:41,803 --> 00:27:43,049
Huh?
492
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,428
Okay.
493
00:27:48,852 --> 00:27:49,967
Oh, you are so fucked.
494
00:27:50,061 --> 00:27:51,936
I'm gonna go... I'm going to put...
495
00:27:52,021 --> 00:27:53,102
You know what?
496
00:27:53,189 --> 00:27:55,017
- Hey, mama...
- I won!
497
00:27:56,985 --> 00:27:59,940
Taking it in, taking it
in, taking it in. Okay.
498
00:28:01,406 --> 00:28:04,075
What should I have done, then?
What should I have done, then?
499
00:28:04,159 --> 00:28:06,236
What are you doing?
500
00:28:06,327 --> 00:28:08,321
Get the fuck off of her!
501
00:28:08,413 --> 00:28:10,205
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
502
00:28:10,707 --> 00:28:12,665
- Fuck you!
- Okay, okay...
503
00:28:12,751 --> 00:28:13,914
Fuck you!
504
00:28:14,002 --> 00:28:15,877
Fuck you, fuck you!
505
00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:17,161
Fuck you!
506
00:28:17,255 --> 00:28:19,165
Okay, okay, calm the shit down!
507
00:28:19,257 --> 00:28:21,085
- Stop it!
- Chill out!
508
00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,345
Get off her!
509
00:28:24,429 --> 00:28:25,924
Handle your bitches, man!
510
00:28:26,014 --> 00:28:27,592
Oh, you're going down, bitch!
511
00:28:27,682 --> 00:28:29,510
All right, all right.
512
00:28:29,601 --> 00:28:31,808
- Ladies!
- You're going down, bitch!
513
00:28:31,895 --> 00:28:33,010
Fuck you!
514
00:28:33,104 --> 00:28:35,394
Can we all just get along?
515
00:28:35,482 --> 00:28:37,641
Oh, God. Oh, God...
516
00:28:37,734 --> 00:28:39,562
- Fuck my mother!
- I am so sorry.
517
00:28:39,652 --> 00:28:41,942
- Oh, fuck.
- Shit.
518
00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:43,110
Oh, it hurts.
519
00:28:43,198 --> 00:28:44,657
- Are you okay?
- It really hurts.
520
00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:49,989
I'm sorry again.
521
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,623
That Ruby's kind of psycho.
522
00:28:51,706 --> 00:28:53,036
It's okay.
523
00:28:54,209 --> 00:28:55,324
- Sorry.
- Oh.
524
00:28:55,418 --> 00:28:58,669
No, it's fine. I...
You know, it's... It's fine. It's...
525
00:28:58,755 --> 00:29:00,713
I'm actually kind of excited
to get a black eye.
526
00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:03,966
I think it'll be cute. I don't know why.
It's gonna look good.
527
00:29:04,052 --> 00:29:05,796
I don't know about a black eye,
but you'll definitely
528
00:29:05,887 --> 00:29:08,426
have a bad bruise for about a week.
529
00:29:08,515 --> 00:29:09,844
Well, see, that's no good.
530
00:29:09,933 --> 00:29:12,804
That is not going to look good
for the premiere.
531
00:29:12,894 --> 00:29:14,555
I know... You're going, right?
Are you going?
532
00:29:14,646 --> 00:29:16,271
Yeah, I'm going.
533
00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:20,730
And don't worry, you'll still be cute.
534
00:29:26,408 --> 00:29:27,819
Oh, my God.
535
00:29:27,909 --> 00:29:30,662
It looks like he got attacked
with a lawnmower.
536
00:29:30,745 --> 00:29:32,822
I'm guessing a car accident.
537
00:29:32,914 --> 00:29:35,916
All that blood coming out of his nose
means he could have internal injuries.
538
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,706
He's definitely getting in before you.
539
00:29:38,795 --> 00:29:40,919
What are you, a paramedic?
540
00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:42,251
No.
541
00:29:45,844 --> 00:29:48,300
Excuse us, people. Coming through here.
542
00:29:48,388 --> 00:29:50,547
It's like fucking Iraq in here.
543
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,140
It's not fucking Iraq in here.
You haven't seen Iraq.
544
00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:56,936
- Like you have?
- Yeah.
545
00:29:57,730 --> 00:29:58,894
What are you talking about?
546
00:29:58,982 --> 00:30:01,106
Just what I said. I've been to Iraq.
547
00:30:01,192 --> 00:30:02,569
Are you a journalist?
548
00:30:02,652 --> 00:30:04,527
No, I'm in the service.
549
00:30:04,612 --> 00:30:05,811
You're in the army?
550
00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,484
National Guard.
551
00:30:09,617 --> 00:30:12,156
What, you got a problem with that?
552
00:30:13,371 --> 00:30:14,997
No, I just...
553
00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:18,249
- I guess I never imagined...
- Okay, I'll tell you what.
554
00:30:18,334 --> 00:30:19,830
While I was over there
defending your country,
555
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,545
what were you over here doing?
556
00:30:21,629 --> 00:30:25,379
What, burning up oil driving your car
to the beauty salon?
557
00:30:26,843 --> 00:30:30,889
Listen, I never asked you to go fight
George Bush's stupid fucking war, okay?
558
00:30:30,972 --> 00:30:32,302
It was my job.
559
00:30:32,390 --> 00:30:34,135
I don't like Bush any more than you do.
560
00:30:34,225 --> 00:30:35,602
It's your job to kill innocent Iraqis?
561
00:30:35,685 --> 00:30:39,138
- You know what? Fuck this shit.
- That's... That's a job?
562
00:30:39,230 --> 00:30:41,769
Hey, Tasha, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
563
00:30:43,526 --> 00:30:47,062
I don't even know why I said that.
I was... I'm sorry.
564
00:30:48,406 --> 00:30:50,115
Please don't go.
565
00:30:51,493 --> 00:30:52,869
I'm sorry.
566
00:31:13,681 --> 00:31:15,011
So, what's up with your eye?
567
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,224
Well, it hurts like fuck.
568
00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:18,509
Sorry.
569
00:31:28,196 --> 00:31:30,486
Personally, I've never seen
anything like it before.
570
00:31:30,573 --> 00:31:33,694
You do a girl a favor, and she ends up
biting the hand that feeds her?
571
00:31:33,785 --> 00:31:35,364
- Hey, what's happening?
- You know...
572
00:31:35,453 --> 00:31:37,198
Oh, Megan Reed made a complaint
573
00:31:37,288 --> 00:31:41,287
and is thinking about suing Mitch
for passing her over for the PM promotion.
574
00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:42,657
She's going to sue him?
575
00:31:42,752 --> 00:31:44,295
Well, she has been here
longer than Barclay.
576
00:31:44,379 --> 00:31:46,953
It's total bullshit, okay?
She doesn't have a leg to stand on.
577
00:31:47,048 --> 00:31:48,709
- Yeah.
- Donald heard me out.
578
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,885
He's totally behind me.
She's a stupid bitch.
579
00:31:53,430 --> 00:31:55,589
Whatever. Whatever.
580
00:32:05,483 --> 00:32:07,144
Let's go, Mr. Man.
581
00:32:07,235 --> 00:32:09,145
- You have a great time.
- Okay.
582
00:32:09,237 --> 00:32:11,646
- Hey.
- Hey, Shay.
583
00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:13,733
- Hi.
- Jared's out back with our neighbors.
584
00:32:13,825 --> 00:32:14,989
See you, Shane.
585
00:32:15,076 --> 00:32:16,536
Thank you so much for doing this.
586
00:32:16,619 --> 00:32:18,198
- I appreciate it.
- Sure.
587
00:32:18,288 --> 00:32:23,449
- And I'm sorry about the other day.
- No.
588
00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:25,952
I really don't want
to make you uncomfortable.
589
00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:29,380
No, no, you didn't...
It was... It was me, too.
590
00:32:29,466 --> 00:32:31,340
I had a part in that.
591
00:32:31,968 --> 00:32:33,250
I just...
592
00:32:34,095 --> 00:32:37,512
I don't know. I don't...
I don't want to fuck things up right now.
593
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:41,348
And, you know, with Shay,
and me and myself, and...
594
00:32:41,436 --> 00:32:44,557
What makes you think
you would fuck things up?
595
00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:46,471
Paige...
596
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,943
I mean it.
I think you are an amazing woman...
597
00:32:50,028 --> 00:32:54,442
Oh, no, no, no. Just...
Just stop before you get to the "but."
598
00:32:55,909 --> 00:32:59,907
"You're a really amazing woman,
but you're not my type."
599
00:32:59,996 --> 00:33:03,746
"You're a really amazing woman,
but I'm in a relationship."
600
00:33:04,584 --> 00:33:08,832
"I'd really love to fuck you,
but I won't stay the night."
601
00:33:12,050 --> 00:33:13,960
I probably wouldn't.
602
00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:19,885
And I'm also the person that...
603
00:33:21,101 --> 00:33:24,435
When I get too close to someone,
I push her away.
604
00:33:26,773 --> 00:33:30,309
And I don't trust myself enough
to not do that to you.
605
00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:36,115
And I don't want to do that to you,
because I mean it.
606
00:33:36,199 --> 00:33:38,821
I do think you're an amazing woman.
607
00:33:39,327 --> 00:33:42,697
And I think you can do
a lot better than me.
608
00:33:43,832 --> 00:33:46,787
Thanks. That's a nice way to put it.
609
00:33:46,876 --> 00:33:48,621
That's the truth.
610
00:33:52,549 --> 00:33:54,756
Well, thank you again.
611
00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:56,879
Have a good time.
612
00:33:56,970 --> 00:33:59,010
Yeah. I'll call you in a little bit
613
00:33:59,097 --> 00:34:02,099
and check in and see
how the kids are doing.
614
00:34:02,559 --> 00:34:03,639
Go.
615
00:34:05,937 --> 00:34:07,053
Hey,
616
00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:11,934
with everything that's going on
in your life right now,
617
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,026
if you need a friend, I'm up for that.
618
00:34:17,574 --> 00:34:19,366
I would love that.
619
00:34:28,209 --> 00:34:31,496
Well, check again!
Am I speaking another language?
620
00:34:31,921 --> 00:34:35,374
Stacey Merkin. M-E-R-K-I-N.
621
00:34:35,467 --> 00:34:37,377
Just check under C Magazine.
622
00:34:37,469 --> 00:34:38,880
What's going on?
623
00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:41,676
Hi. I'm supposed to be
interviewing Shane McCutcheon.
624
00:34:41,765 --> 00:34:44,054
I'm Stacey Merkin from C Magazine.
625
00:34:44,142 --> 00:34:46,017
C Magazine's already inside
in the green room.
626
00:34:46,102 --> 00:34:47,977
- Who booked you?
- Sophia Mancuso.
627
00:34:48,062 --> 00:34:50,601
I don't know any Sophia Mancuso,
and I know everybody.
628
00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:51,854
We can't help you.
629
00:34:51,941 --> 00:34:53,223
Fucking asshole.
630
00:34:54,319 --> 00:34:55,897
- Hey, Max.
- Hey.
631
00:34:56,237 --> 00:34:58,564
What is it that you wanted
to talk to me about?
632
00:34:58,656 --> 00:35:01,195
I'm here to back up Megan Reed.
633
00:35:01,284 --> 00:35:03,029
What do you mean?
634
00:35:03,286 --> 00:35:06,158
I know for a fact that
Mitch doesn't support women
635
00:35:06,247 --> 00:35:09,036
and that he routinely discriminates
against female employees.
636
00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:11,035
Well, how do you know that?
637
00:35:11,127 --> 00:35:15,340
What evidence are you offering
to substantiate Megan's accusation?
638
00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:18,757
Because he did it to me.
639
00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:51,543
Oh, my God.
640
00:35:51,835 --> 00:35:53,294
Oh, my God.
641
00:35:53,378 --> 00:35:54,659
Wow.
642
00:35:56,631 --> 00:35:59,550
What does that mean?
"You're looking very Shane today"?
643
00:35:59,634 --> 00:36:01,213
Fuck if I know.
644
00:36:04,222 --> 00:36:05,848
- Let's go on in.
- Oh, come with me.
645
00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:07,131
Oh, sorry, you have to stay here.
646
00:36:07,225 --> 00:36:08,341
They're gonna come in.
They're gonna come in.
647
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:10,843
- Oh, really?
- That is so rude.
648
00:36:29,122 --> 00:36:30,747
This is crazy.
649
00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:35,667
This sucks. Okay, enough. Sorry.
650
00:36:36,129 --> 00:36:38,039
Do you want to go in? Let's go on in.
651
00:36:38,131 --> 00:36:39,923
Shane! Shane, hi.
652
00:36:40,008 --> 00:36:42,132
It's Stacey Merkin.
I was supposed to interview you.
653
00:36:42,218 --> 00:36:43,797
Aren't you the Vagina Wig?
654
00:36:43,887 --> 00:36:44,967
No, I...
655
00:36:45,054 --> 00:36:46,633
All right, time to go, ma'am.
656
00:36:46,723 --> 00:36:47,969
Hi!
657
00:36:49,350 --> 00:36:50,596
The Chart.
658
00:36:50,685 --> 00:36:53,604
Yeah, Alice. You know...
You know... Dress.
659
00:36:53,897 --> 00:36:56,305
It's a pretty... Sorry.
660
00:37:02,363 --> 00:37:07,323
Debbie, do you think it's terrible,
the two of us being here alone together?
661
00:37:08,745 --> 00:37:10,288
No, I don't think it's terrible.
662
00:37:10,371 --> 00:37:13,492
I think that she was the one
that stood you up,
663
00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:16,248
and you've done nothing wrong.
664
00:37:18,797 --> 00:37:20,755
Thing is, I'm supposed to be
completely broken-hearted
665
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,048
because she doesn't care enough
about the relationship to turn down
666
00:37:23,134 --> 00:37:25,258
- a stupid interview...
- Thank you.
667
00:37:25,345 --> 00:37:27,753
...with some no-name celebrity.
668
00:37:29,516 --> 00:37:36,350
And the truth is, I actually am
in a very beautiful place with you, and...
669
00:37:39,067 --> 00:37:43,646
And there's a fire, and good wine, and...
670
00:37:47,992 --> 00:37:52,537
I think the reason why I feel guilty
is that I really want to kiss you.
671
00:37:52,622 --> 00:37:53,868
You do?
672
00:37:58,670 --> 00:37:59,869
A lot.
673
00:38:04,426 --> 00:38:05,837
So kiss me.
674
00:38:09,013 --> 00:38:10,129
I...
675
00:38:49,679 --> 00:38:51,139
Oh, I can't.
676
00:38:52,182 --> 00:38:53,891
I'm sorry. I...
677
00:38:54,893 --> 00:38:55,925
Okay.
678
00:38:56,019 --> 00:38:59,934
I really want you, but I think that...
679
00:39:01,232 --> 00:39:03,475
I feel terrible, but I just... I...
680
00:39:03,568 --> 00:39:05,111
- I can't cheat on Stacey like this.
- Okay.
681
00:39:05,195 --> 00:39:06,773
I've got to...
682
00:39:07,530 --> 00:39:12,905
I'll talk to her, and I'll tell her
that it's just over, and then I'll...
683
00:39:14,162 --> 00:39:15,705
I owe her that.
684
00:39:15,789 --> 00:39:17,782
I am so crazy about you.
685
00:39:19,501 --> 00:39:20,782
You are?
686
00:39:28,218 --> 00:39:29,879
I have to...
687
00:39:29,969 --> 00:39:31,963
I have to talk to you about something.
688
00:39:32,055 --> 00:39:33,218
What?
689
00:39:34,849 --> 00:39:36,013
Okay.
690
00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:38,435
I've been lying to you,
691
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,605
and I've done something
that's very dishonest,
692
00:39:41,689 --> 00:39:44,016
and I'm very, very, very sorry.
693
00:39:45,235 --> 00:39:47,228
I hope that
694
00:39:48,321 --> 00:39:52,783
if you can let me explain all the
crazy reasons why I've done this,
695
00:39:54,327 --> 00:39:57,530
that it won't be too late for us.
696
00:39:59,332 --> 00:40:00,496
Oh...
697
00:40:03,002 --> 00:40:05,577
There's no such thing as "too late."
698
00:40:06,047 --> 00:40:07,542
And I really believe that.
699
00:40:07,632 --> 00:40:08,831
Truly.
700
00:40:08,967 --> 00:40:10,248
Just tell me.
701
00:40:10,343 --> 00:40:12,004
Just talk to me.
702
00:40:12,262 --> 00:40:14,635
- I mean whatever you've done...
- I am so sorry.
703
00:40:14,722 --> 00:40:16,004
What, honey?
704
00:40:16,099 --> 00:40:17,263
I can...
705
00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:18,976
- Yeah?
- Lindsey?
706
00:40:19,352 --> 00:40:21,429
Lindsey, are you in there?
707
00:40:21,688 --> 00:40:23,765
- Lindsey?
- Where's my shirt?
708
00:40:23,857 --> 00:40:25,850
- Lindsey?
- On the floor.
709
00:40:25,942 --> 00:40:28,944
It's okay, honey, I just...
I'm getting out of the shower.
710
00:40:29,028 --> 00:40:30,144
There's water everywhere.
711
00:40:30,238 --> 00:40:32,196
- Sweetie, I am so sorry.
- I'll be there in two seconds.
712
00:40:32,282 --> 00:40:33,658
- I'm so sorry.
- What the fuck is she doing here?
713
00:40:33,742 --> 00:40:35,118
It was such a stupid mistake.
714
00:40:35,201 --> 00:40:36,661
- I didn't mean...
- It's okay.
715
00:40:36,745 --> 00:40:38,703
What are you doing here? Oh, my God.
716
00:40:38,788 --> 00:40:40,912
- I am so sorry.
- You're crazy.
717
00:40:40,999 --> 00:40:42,079
I...
718
00:40:46,421 --> 00:40:49,257
- Schecter.
- Hello, Merkin.
719
00:40:49,591 --> 00:40:51,917
Stacey, this is my friend
I was telling you about.
720
00:40:52,010 --> 00:40:53,470
This is Debbie Oxnard.
721
00:40:53,553 --> 00:40:58,181
No. This is Jennifer fucking Schecter.
The lunatic whose book I reviewed.
722
00:40:58,475 --> 00:40:59,674
What?
723
00:41:01,352 --> 00:41:05,814
That's actually
what I was about to explain.
724
00:41:05,899 --> 00:41:08,142
What could you possibly say?
725
00:41:09,402 --> 00:41:12,274
I don't know. This is going to sound so...
726
00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:20,611
I thought that if I could prove
that you weren't a saint,
727
00:41:21,539 --> 00:41:24,992
and I thought that if I could
make you sleep with me,
728
00:41:25,085 --> 00:41:28,419
that it would prove that all
those really horrible, mean things
729
00:41:28,505 --> 00:41:31,756
that Stacey said about me
and my experiences,
730
00:41:31,841 --> 00:41:35,128
and the way I turned out, wouldn't be true.
731
00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:37,759
What the fuck are you talking about?
732
00:41:37,847 --> 00:41:44,646
I thought that if I could make you
into a liar and a cheat like me...
733
00:41:44,729 --> 00:41:49,772
But you know, the thing is, you're not.
I mean, you're right about that, Stacey.
734
00:41:52,529 --> 00:41:54,154
You're a saint.
735
00:41:57,450 --> 00:41:58,945
I'm so sorry.
736
00:42:00,328 --> 00:42:02,867
You're not... You're not a student.
737
00:42:05,542 --> 00:42:06,622
No.
738
00:42:08,211 --> 00:42:10,288
Fucking manatees.
739
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:15,292
The manatees were a little bit true,
'cause I did write a story about
740
00:42:15,385 --> 00:42:16,548
Sounder.
741
00:42:16,636 --> 00:42:19,923
That's not my dog.
I adopted him from a rescue.
742
00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:24,351
- Did you sleep with her?
- No.
743
00:42:24,436 --> 00:42:26,061
No. I got to...
744
00:42:28,565 --> 00:42:30,642
I got to get out of here.
745
00:42:31,151 --> 00:42:33,061
How could you do that?
746
00:42:33,695 --> 00:42:35,024
Fuck...
747
00:42:35,947 --> 00:42:38,700
How could anybody
do something like that?
748
00:42:38,783 --> 00:42:40,576
I know. It's crazy.
749
00:42:43,663 --> 00:42:46,701
Just stay the fuck away from us.
750
00:43:04,476 --> 00:43:06,054
That movie bit ass.
751
00:43:06,144 --> 00:43:07,888
Oh, you know what? I need a new haircut,
752
00:43:07,979 --> 00:43:09,095
and I have to stop wearing ties.
753
00:43:09,189 --> 00:43:11,941
But it was an amazing flop,
but then when she had the river...
754
00:43:12,025 --> 00:43:13,354
God, that was a hand.
755
00:43:13,443 --> 00:43:14,642
Hey.
756
00:43:14,736 --> 00:43:16,148
Wow, you look...
757
00:43:16,237 --> 00:43:18,361
- Very Shane today?
- Fuck you.
758
00:43:18,448 --> 00:43:20,905
Fuck everyone. Let's play poker.
759
00:43:22,786 --> 00:43:24,067
- Shane.
- Yes.
760
00:43:24,162 --> 00:43:26,120
There's somebody I think you should meet.
761
00:43:26,206 --> 00:43:27,701
- Okay.
- Great.
762
00:43:27,957 --> 00:43:31,790
Saskia, I would like to
introduce you to Shane.
763
00:43:32,587 --> 00:43:35,506
I've been told
I'm looking very Shane today.
764
00:43:35,590 --> 00:43:37,584
Well, I'll consider that a compliment.
765
00:43:37,675 --> 00:43:39,503
Thank you. Oh...
766
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,382
Shit... I need to take this. Thanks, Burt.
767
00:43:46,935 --> 00:43:48,264
So it was nice to meet you.
768
00:43:48,353 --> 00:43:49,552
Hello?
769
00:43:49,979 --> 00:43:53,017
Hey. Oh, I'm really sorry to bother you.
770
00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:55,896
I just thought I'd get your voice-mail.
771
00:43:57,487 --> 00:43:58,863
Shay woke up from a bad dream.
772
00:43:58,947 --> 00:44:00,857
Can I talk to him?
773
00:44:00,949 --> 00:44:02,444
There you go.
774
00:44:02,909 --> 00:44:05,282
- Hello?
- Hey, little man.
775
00:44:05,745 --> 00:44:07,620
I hear you had a bad dream.
776
00:44:07,705 --> 00:44:08,869
Yeah.
777
00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:11,494
Want me to come and get you?
778
00:44:11,584 --> 00:44:13,128
No, I'm okay.
779
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,749
You sure?
780
00:44:15,088 --> 00:44:16,832
Can I go back to bed now?
781
00:44:16,923 --> 00:44:19,166
- Yeah, if you want.
- Go ahead.
782
00:44:21,886 --> 00:44:26,181
Yeah, he's going to go back to bed.
He just needed to hear your voice.
783
00:44:26,266 --> 00:44:28,094
Should I come and get him?
784
00:44:28,184 --> 00:44:31,305
- I mean, I can try to...
- No, don't worry. He's fine.
785
00:44:31,396 --> 00:44:33,639
You just have a good time, okay?
786
00:44:33,731 --> 00:44:34,978
Okay.
787
00:44:35,066 --> 00:44:36,443
- Bye.
- Bye.
788
00:44:45,785 --> 00:44:49,036
We were together
for five years in New York.
789
00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,585
She was hot,
790
00:44:54,878 --> 00:44:59,173
but her career stopped, and mine took off.
791
00:44:59,716 --> 00:45:01,425
So why did it end?
792
00:45:02,594 --> 00:45:05,549
I got famous,
and she wanted to be the star.
793
00:45:06,848 --> 00:45:08,343
Tina and I...
794
00:45:10,477 --> 00:45:13,847
- Tina, and I were together for eight...
- Eight.
795
00:45:13,938 --> 00:45:15,137
- Eight.
- Eight.
796
00:45:15,231 --> 00:45:18,233
- Eight, eight. Eight...
- Eight. Eight years.
797
00:45:19,444 --> 00:45:20,856
But then...
798
00:45:21,529 --> 00:45:24,650
Then a lot changed after she had the baby.
799
00:45:25,408 --> 00:45:26,951
- So much changed...
- Whoa, whoa.
800
00:45:27,035 --> 00:45:28,364
Tina had a baby?
801
00:45:28,453 --> 00:45:31,870
Oh, no, we had a baby.
802
00:45:32,290 --> 00:45:34,248
- Me and Tina.
- You and Tina together?
803
00:45:34,334 --> 00:45:35,449
Yes.
804
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,586
A toddler. She's little.
Angelica. She's almost two.
805
00:45:43,718 --> 00:45:48,013
Angelica. Angelica.
806
00:45:48,098 --> 00:45:49,509
Angelica.
807
00:45:51,518 --> 00:45:53,595
- That's pretty.
- Thank you.
808
00:45:53,853 --> 00:45:55,514
She's beautiful.
809
00:45:59,317 --> 00:46:01,062
I don't like kids.
810
00:46:01,152 --> 00:46:02,316
What?
811
00:46:04,197 --> 00:46:05,941
I don't like kids.
812
00:46:09,828 --> 00:46:10,943
Wow.
813
00:46:13,373 --> 00:46:14,489
Wow.
814
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:16,626
I'm sorry.
815
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,241
I don't.
816
00:46:22,382 --> 00:46:24,708
They need too much attention.
817
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:27,503
They get in the way of work,
818
00:46:28,471 --> 00:46:29,848
of sex.
819
00:46:31,349 --> 00:46:33,058
They're a hassle.
820
00:46:35,311 --> 00:46:36,475
Can I get you ladies anything else?
821
00:46:36,563 --> 00:46:39,315
No, just the check. Thanks. Thank you.
822
00:46:47,866 --> 00:46:49,824
'Cause I love her. It's just, you know,
823
00:46:49,909 --> 00:46:51,654
I think she's just used
to having housekeepers
824
00:46:51,745 --> 00:46:53,785
and people looking after,
like, everything, and...
825
00:46:53,872 --> 00:46:55,865
Yeah, I know, I get that.
826
00:46:55,957 --> 00:46:58,164
What's the deal with
you and Papi, though?
827
00:46:58,251 --> 00:46:59,450
Oh...
828
00:47:01,087 --> 00:47:05,549
I was at Cal State, Long Beach,
and I'd just come out.
829
00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:08,294
And I went to The Palms.
830
00:47:08,803 --> 00:47:09,967
Yeah.
831
00:47:10,430 --> 00:47:12,055
And, of course, Papi tried to pick me up.
832
00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:13,220
Yeah.
833
00:47:13,308 --> 00:47:16,060
So we hooked up for one night, and...
834
00:47:17,896 --> 00:47:20,185
- That shit was terrible.
- Oh, really?
835
00:47:20,273 --> 00:47:21,899
- You had bad sex with Papi?
- Oh, yeah.
836
00:47:21,983 --> 00:47:23,728
It was, like, no chemistry.
837
00:47:23,818 --> 00:47:25,278
- Oh.
- Yeah.
838
00:47:26,029 --> 00:47:27,572
I mean, she's not my type.
839
00:47:27,655 --> 00:47:29,982
I didn't know you had a type.
840
00:47:30,075 --> 00:47:32,448
I just like girls who are girls.
841
00:47:34,454 --> 00:47:38,453
You know, it's all good, though, 'cause
me and Papi, we became best friends.
842
00:47:38,541 --> 00:47:40,665
She's the best friend anybody could have.
843
00:47:40,752 --> 00:47:42,662
Yeah, yeah. That's for sure.
She's got your back.
844
00:47:42,754 --> 00:47:44,498
- Yeah.
- Definitely.
845
00:47:46,299 --> 00:47:48,542
So you like girly girls, huh?
846
00:47:50,053 --> 00:47:52,130
- Yeah.
- You like my dress?
847
00:47:52,555 --> 00:47:56,305
- Are you fucking with me?
- It's pretty, right? It's pink.
848
00:47:57,143 --> 00:47:58,520
Feminine.
849
00:48:01,898 --> 00:48:04,983
- Yeah, it's cute.
- Yeah. Thought you liked it.
850
00:48:08,238 --> 00:48:11,655
You were touching my right nipple, and I...
851
00:48:12,325 --> 00:48:14,283
- Oh, excuse me.
- Yeah.
852
00:48:14,369 --> 00:48:16,991
- Is that your friend in the poster?
- Yes.
853
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,702
We were just wondering
if you could settle a little wager for us.
854
00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:21,037
Sure.
855
00:48:21,126 --> 00:48:22,835
Does she prefer
to sleep with boys or girls?
856
00:48:22,919 --> 00:48:23,999
Boys.
857
00:48:24,087 --> 00:48:26,377
Actually, she plays on the all-girls team.
858
00:48:26,464 --> 00:48:27,924
Oh, damn it.
859
00:48:28,007 --> 00:48:30,582
- Catherine Rothberg.
- Oh, hi.
860
00:48:30,677 --> 00:48:32,884
I hate to take your money, Miles.
It's just way too easy.
861
00:48:32,971 --> 00:48:35,261
- Miles Doul.
- He's Canadian.
862
00:48:35,348 --> 00:48:37,840
Helena Peabody. It's a pleasure.
863
00:48:37,934 --> 00:48:39,595
Double or nothing, guess that accent.
864
00:48:39,686 --> 00:48:41,098
- Australian.
- No.
865
00:48:41,187 --> 00:48:43,098
- Middlesex.
- London.
866
00:48:43,189 --> 00:48:44,519
Sussex.
867
00:48:45,692 --> 00:48:46,772
I have a house near Midhurst.
868
00:48:46,860 --> 00:48:49,529
It's big, it's old, it's freezing
in the winter, and I hate it.
869
00:48:49,612 --> 00:48:52,318
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- So, what's your story?
870
00:48:52,407 --> 00:48:54,566
Hundred bucks says she has
a boyfriend who's an architect.
871
00:48:54,659 --> 00:48:56,653
No, no, movie producer, definitely.
872
00:48:56,745 --> 00:48:59,071
Wow, do you just bet on everything?
873
00:48:59,164 --> 00:49:00,789
- Everything.
- Everything.
874
00:49:00,874 --> 00:49:02,203
So, what's the verdict?
875
00:49:02,292 --> 00:49:05,911
Currently single, but a lifelong player
on Shane's team.
876
00:49:06,004 --> 00:49:07,167
Wow.
877
00:49:07,255 --> 00:49:08,834
I hate to lose.
878
00:49:13,845 --> 00:49:15,755
We were just on our way
to my private poker game,
879
00:49:15,847 --> 00:49:17,805
and we were wondering
if you'd like to join us.
880
00:49:17,891 --> 00:49:21,391
I'd love to come.
I've heard it's a great game.
881
00:49:21,478 --> 00:49:23,804
Well, I have to warn you,
it's not for the faint of heart.
882
00:49:23,897 --> 00:49:25,974
I'm feeling lucky tonight.
883
00:49:31,321 --> 00:49:32,484
Hey.
884
00:49:33,615 --> 00:49:36,700
She went down around 9:00.
How was your date?
885
00:49:36,951 --> 00:49:38,660
- Sucked.
- Oh.
886
00:49:39,496 --> 00:49:40,742
Sorry.
887
00:49:42,916 --> 00:49:44,411
Good night.
888
00:49:44,751 --> 00:49:47,160
I did it, by the way.
889
00:49:48,171 --> 00:49:50,295
I broke it off with Hazel.
890
00:49:53,510 --> 00:49:54,673
Good.
891
00:50:35,301 --> 00:50:38,220
I asked them to change over the theater.
892
00:50:48,273 --> 00:50:50,847
- Nice to see you.
- Look at her dress.
893
00:50:54,404 --> 00:50:56,113
- Have a seat.
- Thank you.
894
00:50:56,197 --> 00:50:57,230
Hi.
895
00:50:57,323 --> 00:51:00,575
- Please sign here, Miss Peabody.
- Oh. Thank you.
896
00:51:01,244 --> 00:51:03,653
- You're not playing?
- Hell...
897
00:51:03,747 --> 00:51:07,247
And take it easy, okay?
I forgot to tell you the last rule.
898
00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,042
House always wins.
899
00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:12,459
- Let's do this.
- Let's do it.
900
00:51:17,886 --> 00:51:18,918
Hey.
901
00:51:23,308 --> 00:51:25,847
- You left the party?
- Yeah, you...
902
00:51:26,186 --> 00:51:27,266
Well, you didn't miss much.
903
00:51:27,353 --> 00:51:29,477
I made my grandma's meatloaf.
904
00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:31,024
Sounds good.
905
00:51:33,777 --> 00:51:37,147
I don't think I've actually
eaten anything tonight.
906
00:51:37,614 --> 00:51:39,940
Would you like some meatloaf?
907
00:51:44,245 --> 00:51:45,824
Let's see them.
908
00:52:12,982 --> 00:52:14,359
Have it.
909
00:52:23,535 --> 00:52:28,114
You know, I just need to
take things kind of slow. You know?
910
00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:32,664
Okay. Slow's good. I like slow.
911
00:52:33,253 --> 00:52:35,081
I can do slow, so...
912
00:52:36,339 --> 00:52:37,918
- Phyllis?
- Alice!
913
00:52:38,007 --> 00:52:41,674
I told Leonard about us.
I told him I wanted a divorce.
914
00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:51,927
I don't do drama.
915
00:52:52,021 --> 00:52:54,774
Obviously, there's some things
you need to work out.
916
00:52:54,858 --> 00:52:56,732
I'll see you around.
917
00:53:03,658 --> 00:53:05,699
- Hi.
- I'm sorry.
918
00:53:07,871 --> 00:53:09,580
Can we try again?
919
00:53:11,916 --> 00:53:13,198
Come in.
920
00:53:22,385 --> 00:53:23,880
I'm all in.
921
00:53:26,139 --> 00:53:27,385
I call.
922
00:53:28,475 --> 00:53:30,385
I'll take your 50,000.
923
00:53:30,935 --> 00:53:32,347
$50,000?
924
00:53:32,437 --> 00:53:34,596
Yeah, that's what you signed up for.
925
00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:38,024
I had no idea it was quite that much.
926
00:53:38,109 --> 00:53:40,103
Well, it's too late now.
927
00:53:41,821 --> 00:53:43,731
Let's see your cards.
928
00:53:45,992 --> 00:53:48,449
As you Americans like to say,
929
00:53:49,079 --> 00:53:52,449
"Read them and weep."
930
00:54:12,602 --> 00:54:14,014
Oh, my God.
931
00:54:15,814 --> 00:54:20,441
Catherine, I haven't been entirely
forthcoming about my financial situation.
932
00:54:20,527 --> 00:54:21,856
I mean...
933
00:54:21,945 --> 00:54:23,689
It's a little embarrassing, actually,
934
00:54:23,780 --> 00:54:26,402
but my mother and I,
we had this slight disagreement,
935
00:54:26,491 --> 00:54:31,035
and I can't for the time being,
get my hands on the family holding. I...
936
00:54:32,372 --> 00:54:35,160
I can't pay my debt, Catherine.
937
00:54:35,583 --> 00:54:38,835
I know. I had lunch with your mother
two weeks ago in Monaco.
938
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,835
Look, this is the key
to my Presidential suite.
939
00:54:42,924 --> 00:54:45,131
Meet me Wednesday night at 8:00.
940
00:54:45,218 --> 00:54:47,675
Look, I'm sorry to hear about
your financial problems,
941
00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:49,388
but don't worry.
942
00:54:49,472 --> 00:54:52,510
There's more than one way
to pay off a debt.
943
00:54:53,017 --> 00:54:55,426
You should have listened to your friend.
944
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,273
Everybody knows the house always wins.
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