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Oh my godness!
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You wanna come to L.A. with me?
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Nobody makes me wet like that.
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We wanna publish your book.
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I cheated on you.
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- When?
- After you fucked Cherie Jaffe.
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Would you marry me?
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And I am Alice Pieszecki on KCRW.
Welcome back.
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We are talking about the connection
between love
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and the senses.
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We are trying to rekindle the sexual spark
in this long-term relationship.
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All these days I have these
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- feelings!
- Feelings about what?
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Feelings about men.
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I want you to move out.
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What are you doing with that child?
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- Who are you?
- Her aunt, Kit Porter.
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I've never felt this hard
for a woman in my entire life.
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I'm pregnant.
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I don't know who I am anymore.
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I've always felt really uncomfortable
with this body.
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So I've decided a transition
from female to male.
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When you get the body you need,
who's gonna live inside of it?
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If you think men are the ennemy,
then you and I have a problem.
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I wanna believe that real, true connection
among human beings is actually possible.
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Shane is going to Oregon city
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to visit Gabriel McCutcheon.
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Why don't you come home with me for dinner?
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It'd be a good time to meet Carla and Shay.
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I knew you were his daughter.
You have his genes.
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I mean, look at all three of you.
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I'm getting married next week.
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I'd like for you guys to be there.
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This is Carmen's friend, Helena.
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She's the one that invited us all
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and paid for our plane tickets
and our hotel rooms.
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I'm cutting you off financially.
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- You're not serious...
- You need to know
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that people love you
even if you're pennyless.
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Today on the Chart we're looking at
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how do you end a vicious cycle.
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Well, Shane's father left his wife
and ran off with some flizzie.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just who I am.
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I know you know what I'm talking about.
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She said that
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she doesn't expect you to forgive her.
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She's not proud of this.
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She is who she is.
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I've changed my mind.
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I don't want you to adopt my daughter.
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Henry and I are thinking
of starting a family
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and we want Angelica to be
a full part of that.
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Don't do this.
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I'm warning you.
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Where are they?
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Fuck you Bette!
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Bette, it's Tina.
This is not okay.
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Where the hell are you?!
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Angelica and mama B are just gonna go
for a little adventure
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until we figure out what to do next.
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It's gonna be fine.
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Yeah, it's open. Come in!
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Still nothing...
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Alright, you know what?
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It's worth the try. She can't be far
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and it hasn't been 24 hours.
So I think we should just do it.
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Where is Lara?
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She left this morning.
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Does she take that job in San Fransisco?
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You knew about that?
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It's a great gig.
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It's a 4 star hotel.
She'll have her own kitchen...
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She was so afraid
that you would take this really hard.
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No, I mean...
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It's...
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it's weird 'cause Dana said
one day at the hospital she was like...
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She really wanted me to go out
and make me friends,
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you know. She said
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"your whole world revolves
on this tiny little orbit". That was...
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before the Lara thing.
That's kinda weird.
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Oh yeah, well... "the Lara thing".
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Yeah, it was...
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incestuous?
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Yeah, if that's what you wanna call it.
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Something happened to me up here
and I'm really ready to just
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- sort of go home and...
- Hello!
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Hi!
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- Thank you.
- Hey! You're welcome.
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Do you guys mind if we start this
very serious?
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It's just Clause is leaving for Montreal
in about 10 minutes.
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- And I wanna be able to say goodbye.
- Yeah I know. I just...
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I was waiting for Helena 'til she gets here.
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Sorry, I was just setting up the bill.
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- It's ironic.
- Hey, should we all pay chambers?
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No. I mean, don't be silly, Max.
Thanks, but...
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Helena, maybe...
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Look, it was all taken care of
in advance, alright?
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- Stop fussing.
- Okay, can we start?
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- Yeah.
- Maybe I should take off for this, guys.
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No. Max, this is an intervention
and in an intervention we need everybody,
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the whole extended family.
Now, get over here.
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This is Bette Porter.
You reach her cellphone.
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- Okay, you're ready?
- Leave a message.
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- Hey Bette, it's Alice.
- And Jenny.
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- And Helena.
- And Max.
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And Kit.
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We just wanted to tell you
how much we love you.
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Yeah, we love you and we want you to know
that we stand by you.
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So... no matter what.
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And we totally understand
what you did because
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if we had been in your position, Bette,
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we would have done exactly the same thing.
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Well, maybe not the same thing,
maybe, you know...
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- Uh something...
- But you've gotta do the right thing.
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- Yeah...
- Bette, you've got to bring Angelica home.
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- We can help you.
- You need to bring the baby home.
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And Bette, there is no question
about the fact that she is your baby.
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Oh yeah, we're not gonna let anybody
take the baby away from you. So don't...
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Not even a motherfucknig court of law...
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Well if it does come
to the Court of law, Bette,
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we're all gonna testify on your behalf
'cause you have a really strong case.
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And we'll talk to Tina.
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And we'll tell her to, you know,
calm down and...
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Tina's just... I mean,
who knows? Tina might...
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..call the police and have your ass thrown in jail
and ruin your brand new godanm career...
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not to mention
the rest of your fucking life!
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Tina, that was kinda stupid.
She's not gonna come home.
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Where the fuck is she?!
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Is she still in Canada?
Is she back in the States?
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What? Is she taking Angelica
to fucking Tombouctou?!
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Kit!
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I have no idea where she is.
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Well you can tell her,
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for me,
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that if she's not in L.A.
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by the time I get back,
I will call the police.
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And when they find her,
I will take my daughter away from her.
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And she will never see Angelica again!
Okay? You got that?!
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You tell her that!
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Well, how serious?
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No, no, no, Joyce, Joyce...
Just tell me what can she do?
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What can she do?
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Worst case scenario if she decides to be
the hypocrital monster we already know she is.
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Well fuck her then, just fuck her.
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No, nobody's taking my family away.
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Yeah, I don't know, I don't know!
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Well, we're just not coming back.
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Mexico.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, well, I had an artist friend of mine
who moved in entire family to Oaxaca.
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Well, I didn't have any trouble crossing
the american border.
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Wait, Joyce, can you hold on? I'm just,
I'm getting another call. Hold on.
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Phyllis...
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Yeah, hi!
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No, no, no, I'm happy to hear from you.
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Yeah.
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Uh... where am I?
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I'm in Northern California.
I'm just...
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taking a last minute road trip
with my daughter.
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Yeah, just trying to get in
these last precious moments before work.
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Yeah, I know, I know, I know...
It goes by so fast.
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But I'm excited.
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Yeah, I am. I'm ready.
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Yeah, I can't wait to get started.
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So I will see you on campus, monday morning.
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Okay, great. Thanks.
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Can I get a sippy cup?
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Does anybody have a sippy cup!?
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Jesus!
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Shane, come on!
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I want you!
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Jesus!
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Where have you been?
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Now, you're gonna fuck me.
I've been waiting all day.
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Just fucking relax for a second.
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You crazy little freak.
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Freak!
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What were you thinking thinking you were
gonna marry that ridiculous girl?
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That ridiculous little...
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bouncy, chacha...
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tiwnkle...
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You don't know her.
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You have no right to say that about her.
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Oh shoot!
Where's my driver?
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Oh right! I cancelled your driver.
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You did what?
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Helena,
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you need to try...
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You need to start thinking differently.
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You know? You can't just take a limousine
home from the airport anymore.
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Alice,
I'm actually quite a practical person.
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- I'll take a taxi.
- A taxi?
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To Broad Beach to Malibu?
It's as much as a limousine.
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- Then I'll take the bus.
- A bus is not gonna go there!
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We need to take an airport chattle.
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Fine. Just show me
where I have to go, alright?
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Your luggage?
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- Porter...
- No, no, no.
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Come here.
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There is this thing
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and it's called a luggage cart.
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I don't know about moving in yet.
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It feels kinda creepy.
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She's not dead.
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I'm just assuming that
Carmen will not be living with us anymore.
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I can totally pick up her share of the rent.
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You know,
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I'm just gonna clean up her stuff
for safe keeping.
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And Shane can deal with all of
Carmen's stuff when she gets back.
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Kinda wanna make sure
it's ok with Shane first.
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I don't care if
it's ok with Shane right now.
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What Shane did is terrible.
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And completely unforgivable.
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Jenny...
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You know what? She should have called us.
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She should have told us what's going on.
It's terrible.
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Some compassion, Jenny.
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Alice worked for weeks
setting this wedding up.
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Helena spent a small fortune.
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I don't expect Carmen
to forgive Shane anytime soon.
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But, I do.
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And so should you. I mean,
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I forgive you.
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What?
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What the fuck do you forgive me for?
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- Come on...
- I haven't changed who I am.
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Max...
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I know I've been kind of a jerk,
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since I've been on the testosterone, but,
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I thought
you totally supported my transition.
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I do support your transition.
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We just don't go together anymore.
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That's why I didn't freak out
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when you got together with Claude.
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But I just...
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I just don't know why we can't work it out.
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Because you identify as a straight man.
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So there is the mismatch,
because you want me to be
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your straight girlfriend
to your straight guy.
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And I identify as a lesbian
who likes to fuck girls.
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And you're not a girl.
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Yeah...
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- You don't have a key anymore?
- No.
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She changed the fucking locks
the day I moved out.
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Fuck!
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I want my baby...
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I just wanna see her.
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Where the hell is she, huh?
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Where is she?
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I just... want her back.
I want her back.
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Maybe it's time to call the police.
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Mummy doesn't have any milk
but we could put some...
254
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We could put some water
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in here if you want me to...
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Bette, you're in there? It's me, Kit.
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How's that? Better?
258
00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:10,472
It's better than a poke in the eye
with the sharp stick.
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If that's what you mean, Whit.
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There is good news.
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Oh!
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There is good news!
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The good news is
that I found the qualified tenant
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and your landlord is willing to let you
out of the lease.
265
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But the bad news is
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the tenant wants to take over
pretty much straighter way.
267
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Where am I supposed to go?
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00:15:28,105 --> 00:15:29,243
Well, I suggest...
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You need to work out
what your income is going to be
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and what you can afford to pay you a rent.
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I wasn't exactly on
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a salary, Whit.
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Then, if I'm
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gonna be running a movie studio, then...
275
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Oh yes, the movie studio...
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What? I know we're still operating
in the red way.
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I wasn't gonna be
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piggish.
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But I should be making at least
what Tina's making.
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It seems...
281
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,431
the library loan was worth the asking price
282
00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:10,420
and Paramount was looking to acquire...
283
00:16:10,808 --> 00:16:13,263
Your mother wanted to unload it
before she left for Antigo.
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Mother's
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00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:17,982
in Antigo?
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00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:19,791
Well, a private island, actually.
287
00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:22,981
No phones. Very romantic.
288
00:16:23,187 --> 00:16:25,001
She seems to be head over heels.
289
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:29,363
How lovely for her...
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00:16:40,245 --> 00:16:42,692
- Please, Whit, just...
- I'll get the bottle.
291
00:16:48,187 --> 00:16:51,001
So, do you want me to leave?
Just like
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00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:53,103
- drive away right now?
- Yeah, she's freaked.
293
00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:55,582
She doesn't wanna see anybody, not even you.
294
00:16:55,736 --> 00:16:58,710
I have to take her to her lawyer office
as soon as we land.
295
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,353
I'm sorry.
296
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,391
Listen, I made that appointment
tomorrow at noon.
297
00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:24,132
You're still okay with that?
298
00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:28,033
Look, we've got over this
106 ways to... it.
299
00:17:28,035 --> 00:17:30,863
I know. I know it's the right decision.
I just...
300
00:17:31,408 --> 00:17:33,933
I just wanna make sure
you're not having a tough time with that.
301
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:36,593
I am having a tough time with that.
302
00:17:37,528 --> 00:17:39,232
I know it's the right decision.
303
00:17:42,685 --> 00:17:43,503
Hey,
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00:17:44,748 --> 00:17:45,651
I love you.
305
00:17:53,526 --> 00:17:56,133
Oh no, baby,
you don't wanna kiss me right now.
306
00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:57,632
Yeah, yeah, that would be
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00:17:57,635 --> 00:17:58,772
disgusting.
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00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,022
I love you.
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00:18:06,398 --> 00:18:07,543
I love you...
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One credit card,
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00:18:26,485 --> 00:18:28,402
with a 3.500$ limit.
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00:18:28,947 --> 00:18:32,143
I can't even buy a pair of shoes
with 3.500$!
313
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,540
Well, no.
Not if you're talking about
314
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:37,430
14.000$ handmade in Barcelona laceups, no.
315
00:18:37,438 --> 00:18:38,961
Yeah! But I had to. I mean,
316
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:41,560
they were perfect with
that Empire ways vintage printshift.
317
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:42,421
Refill?
318
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:45,192
No, I don't think I can afford it.
319
00:18:45,926 --> 00:18:47,363
Helena, it's free.
320
00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:48,963
- "President's Choice" -
by Sweatshop Union
321
00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:54,001
What about your car?
Isn't your car like 300.000$?
322
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,822
I mean, you could live on that
for like 2 years.
323
00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:57,071
Maybe you could.
324
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,651
Alright. Maybe I could.
325
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,530
If my mother had not let Whit repossess it.
326
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,662
Whit suggested I look into
327
00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:09,222
something called hie-yun-day? dey?
328
00:19:09,227 --> 00:19:11,023
Hyundai? Hyundai?
329
00:19:12,135 --> 00:19:14,490
Wow! Well, she really does
wanna bring you down, huh?
330
00:19:14,497 --> 00:19:15,280
Yeah...
331
00:19:15,515 --> 00:19:16,543
Out of love.
332
00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:18,270
You know what I think?
333
00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:21,811
I think you should move in with me.
334
00:19:21,816 --> 00:19:24,052
I mean just, you know,
until we get you on your feet.
335
00:19:24,446 --> 00:19:25,951
- Alice, I couldn't!
- Helena,
336
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,990
you have been like
the most generous friend to me
337
00:19:28,008 --> 00:19:31,580
and I feel like this is the first time
I have something to offer you in return.
338
00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:36,273
It's gonna be okay.
We're gonna help you through this.
339
00:19:36,498 --> 00:19:37,330
I just...
340
00:19:38,515 --> 00:19:40,790
I had no idea it could feel this
341
00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:43,013
warm and fuzzy being poor.
342
00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:45,941
Yeah...
343
00:20:03,895 --> 00:20:05,960
- "Any Way You Look At It" -
by The Emotions
344
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:12,921
If it isn't Jennifer Schecter,
author of "Some of Her Parts"...
345
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,173
- Please sign my book.
- You have a book?
346
00:20:15,186 --> 00:20:17,470
How did you get a book?
It doesn't come out 'til thursday.
347
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,663
I was kidding.
348
00:20:19,645 --> 00:20:22,003
- Congratulations, it's fantastic.
- Thank you.
349
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:23,803
And guess what?
My publisher's
350
00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:27,433
weely review apparently has just come out.
351
00:20:27,815 --> 00:20:29,631
You're not gonna read
your own reviews, are you?
352
00:20:29,635 --> 00:20:32,090
Of course I'm gonna read my own reviews.
Why shouldn't I?
353
00:20:32,095 --> 00:20:34,900
Well, in case somebody doesn't say
something quite too positive.
354
00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:37,493
This is purely for informational purposes.
Oh,
355
00:20:37,498 --> 00:20:38,341
guess what.
356
00:20:38,985 --> 00:20:41,292
We got a mention on myspace
357
00:20:41,395 --> 00:20:43,441
and we took an add on on OurChart.
358
00:20:43,445 --> 00:20:44,922
- Well thank you!
- Alice,
359
00:20:44,928 --> 00:20:47,522
how does it work, this chart of yours?
I mean,
360
00:20:47,835 --> 00:20:49,101
I've never actually been on it.
361
00:20:49,105 --> 00:20:50,493
- You've never been on her Chart?
- What?!
362
00:20:50,496 --> 00:20:52,583
Oh my god! It's so much fun.
You don't know what you're missing.
363
00:20:52,588 --> 00:20:54,432
Yeah, I know
it's like a social networking site.
364
00:20:54,437 --> 00:20:55,503
- For lesbians.
- Yeah!
365
00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:56,843
Do you have to sleep with some first?
366
00:20:56,845 --> 00:20:59,102
Well, I mean, when I first put it out,
that was the core concept,
367
00:20:59,186 --> 00:21:01,552
like, you know, Jenny slept with Tina,
who slept with Annie...
368
00:21:01,557 --> 00:21:03,120
- You slept with Tina?!
- No!
369
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:05,322
- I would never sleep with Tina.
- No! Hypothetical.
370
00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:07,572
But like you know lesbians being lesbians
371
00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:10,071
they start logging on and talking
about themselves and...
372
00:21:10,718 --> 00:21:11,632
- Can I show her?
- Yeah.
373
00:21:12,068 --> 00:21:14,361
But for me it's always about
the hook up page.
374
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,282
See, like... Okay, so, here's me
375
00:21:16,537 --> 00:21:18,353
and then that's my whole constellation.
376
00:21:18,355 --> 00:21:21,891
And I slept with Gabby Deveaux,
so I want to add her on my constellation,
377
00:21:21,898 --> 00:21:25,160
so I submit her name
and the webmaster will email her
378
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:27,473
saying, you know,
"Alice Pieszecki has
379
00:21:27,478 --> 00:21:29,582
added your name to her chart,
would like to
380
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:32,301
put her on her hookups page"
and then if she gives permission,
381
00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:35,020
then she has the choice of starting
her own constellation.
382
00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:36,383
- Here is Gabby Deveaux.
- Right.
383
00:21:36,388 --> 00:21:39,272
- Wow, that's a lot of hookups.
- Yeah, she's a whore.
384
00:21:39,977 --> 00:21:42,411
But... Let's see...
Oh, have you seen Shane? It's here.
385
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:43,781
- Yeah, can I show you?
- Yeah.
386
00:21:43,787 --> 00:21:45,482
'Cause if you were...
387
00:21:45,486 --> 00:21:47,921
click on Shane's name.
388
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:50,532
You can then see how many people
Shane hooked up with.
389
00:21:50,536 --> 00:21:53,362
She's what we call a hub. Which is anyone
who slept with over 50 people.
390
00:21:53,365 --> 00:21:56,902
- She's considered the hub of hubs.
- Right, and when you become a hub
391
00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:59,792
then you sort of become a portal
because inevitably you're gonna like
392
00:21:59,798 --> 00:22:01,300
bring us a new whole solar system.
393
00:22:01,308 --> 00:22:04,243
Look, do you remember
the japanese girl that Shane slept with?
394
00:22:04,245 --> 00:22:06,912
Well now, the japanese girl, Ankiodo,
395
00:22:06,916 --> 00:22:09,472
has her whole new solar system out there.
396
00:22:09,485 --> 00:22:10,442
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
397
00:22:10,805 --> 00:22:12,251
Should we look at Carmen?
398
00:22:12,255 --> 00:22:13,390
- Well...
- Yeah.
399
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:14,823
I think we should leave Carmen out of it.
400
00:22:14,826 --> 00:22:18,680
Ok, so look, Carmen
has her whole solar system in east L.A.
401
00:22:18,686 --> 00:22:22,780
Wow! I can see that! Look at that.
There's like Rosa, Maryl�ne...
402
00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:24,553
I had no idea it was such a big deal!
403
00:22:24,557 --> 00:22:25,280
Oh yeah, I know,
404
00:22:25,287 --> 00:22:27,942
we're gonna have to upgrade the server
'cause we're getting so much traffic.
405
00:22:27,976 --> 00:22:29,923
What's the term you say you use
for this group of...
406
00:22:29,927 --> 00:22:31,232
Solar system. Can I have it?
407
00:22:31,247 --> 00:22:34,810
There's a girl in Carmen's solar system,
she's got more hits
408
00:22:34,815 --> 00:22:36,310
- than Shane.
- Oh, that's not possible.
409
00:22:36,317 --> 00:22:38,270
- No way.
- Look, here.
410
00:22:38,506 --> 00:22:40,192
Can I have my computer? Thank you.
411
00:22:41,657 --> 00:22:42,730
Oh my god!
412
00:22:42,897 --> 00:22:43,913
You're right!
413
00:22:44,175 --> 00:22:45,223
Look at this.
414
00:22:45,816 --> 00:22:46,952
This girl
415
00:22:47,078 --> 00:22:49,993
has slept with 1150...
416
00:22:51,235 --> 00:22:54,353
She just added a name.
Now it's 1151!
417
00:22:54,358 --> 00:22:56,973
Let me go in, relax.
I've got to see who this is.
418
00:22:58,287 --> 00:23:00,083
Who the hell is Papi?
419
00:23:00,716 --> 00:23:02,551
I think Warren has too much on his plate.
420
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,943
I want you have run point
on the Pyrotech project.
421
00:23:06,576 --> 00:23:07,532
Thanks.
422
00:23:07,895 --> 00:23:08,782
Thanks, boss.
423
00:23:08,786 --> 00:23:10,431
How's everything else going on for you, Max?
424
00:23:11,655 --> 00:23:12,452
It's great.
425
00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:14,843
We should have these updates nailed
by the end of the week.
426
00:23:14,847 --> 00:23:15,782
How's Jenny?
427
00:23:15,788 --> 00:23:16,852
She's fine.
428
00:23:18,158 --> 00:23:20,732
- No, actually, we broke up.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
429
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,481
Well, I'm fine with it.
430
00:23:23,558 --> 00:23:24,720
Well,
431
00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:28,283
I hope you don't think I'm outta line, Max,
but I'm not all that surprised.
432
00:23:28,287 --> 00:23:30,290
Yeah, I mean,
we definivelty had our problems.
433
00:23:30,566 --> 00:23:32,723
I mean you are very straight and at first
434
00:23:32,727 --> 00:23:34,753
you don't really seem to have
any hidden agenda's and
435
00:23:34,766 --> 00:23:36,420
Jenny seemed a little...
436
00:23:37,288 --> 00:23:38,803
complicated.
437
00:23:38,806 --> 00:23:40,420
She sure is complicated.
438
00:23:43,368 --> 00:23:44,552
Look,
439
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:47,810
I know this might seem a little outta field
440
00:23:47,818 --> 00:23:50,950
but my daughter Brooke's coming home
from Ohio this weekend and
441
00:23:51,205 --> 00:23:53,162
I always set
the two of you would hit it off.
442
00:23:53,977 --> 00:23:54,921
Your daughter?
443
00:23:54,928 --> 00:23:56,352
I'll email you her your phone number.
444
00:23:56,366 --> 00:23:57,923
You can call her if you're up for it.
445
00:23:58,265 --> 00:23:59,440
No obligation.
446
00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,053
Honestly.
447
00:24:07,417 --> 00:24:09,011
Oh fuck...
448
00:24:12,057 --> 00:24:14,082
I'm glad you decided to come.
449
00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:21,571
Come to mummy, sweetie.
Mama is never gonna leave you again.
450
00:24:21,865 --> 00:24:22,882
Come here, sweetie.
451
00:24:22,886 --> 00:24:23,663
Yeah.
452
00:24:24,026 --> 00:24:26,973
Come here my baby.
453
00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:28,660
I missed you.
454
00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:35,903
I look like a guy,
455
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,811
but I didn't fit in the straight world.
456
00:24:38,058 --> 00:24:40,891
And all of a sudden,
I didn't fit in the dyke community either.
457
00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:43,403
I had no idea I would be so damn lonely.
458
00:24:43,478 --> 00:24:45,521
And the worse thing was I could cry.
459
00:24:45,535 --> 00:24:47,233
That was the harshest thing for me.
460
00:24:47,245 --> 00:24:48,693
When the testosterone kicked in,
461
00:24:48,698 --> 00:24:51,351
my emotions totally changed.
I couldn't even cry anymore.
462
00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:53,712
I've never stopped crying personnaly, but
463
00:24:53,717 --> 00:24:57,023
nobody really prepares you
for what your body's gonna go through.
464
00:24:57,028 --> 00:25:00,890
At least boys, when they start puberty,
they're having sex education.
465
00:25:01,346 --> 00:25:05,732
Do you guys know where I could go
to find out more information? 'Cause...
466
00:25:06,336 --> 00:25:09,172
When I got my T. I got it from my friend
467
00:25:09,177 --> 00:25:11,640
- and it was kinda smuggled or whatever, so...
- Jeez!
468
00:25:12,058 --> 00:25:13,483
What dosage were you on, dude?
469
00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:16,093
200 like every week but
470
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,620
- when it started, I...
- Week?
471
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:20,060
Do you have any idea
what that could do to your liver?
472
00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:21,752
Not to mention your personnality.
473
00:25:21,758 --> 00:25:23,580
You've got any friends left, man?
474
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,170
Yeah, I do,
475
00:25:25,178 --> 00:25:26,722
but it's been pretty messed up.
476
00:25:26,728 --> 00:25:28,133
I mean, I freak out a lot.
477
00:25:28,855 --> 00:25:30,503
I mean, that's why I came here.
478
00:25:30,778 --> 00:25:32,330
I thought maybe you guys could help me out.
479
00:25:32,338 --> 00:25:34,110
We're gonna give you
the number of a doctor, okay?
480
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:36,313
He's an endocrinologist that
a lot of us see.
481
00:25:37,678 --> 00:25:38,631
Thanks.
482
00:25:39,536 --> 00:25:41,151
This is just so insane!
483
00:25:41,158 --> 00:25:43,090
The idea that I'm not trustworthy?
484
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,740
She's the one with the pattern
of lying and cheating.
485
00:25:45,758 --> 00:25:47,261
She is the one who swore.
486
00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:50,702
She swore from the day Angelica was born,
that she was our child.
487
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:53,430
Our child, unequivocally, irrevocably,
488
00:25:53,435 --> 00:25:55,361
our child.
And then the second,
489
00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,623
the second it becomes inconvenient
she starts saying
490
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:58,391
"ooh, it's my daughter".
491
00:25:58,398 --> 00:26:00,060
She's the one who tried
to take her away in the first place.
492
00:26:00,068 --> 00:26:02,401
No! In the first place, she's the one
who went scampering back
493
00:26:02,408 --> 00:26:04,302
to the safety of
white heterosexual priviledge.
494
00:26:04,307 --> 00:26:05,060
Safety?
495
00:26:05,447 --> 00:26:07,513
This is about the bravest thing
I've ever done.
496
00:26:07,517 --> 00:26:09,532
I stand to lose all my friends
497
00:26:09,536 --> 00:26:11,342
who view me as some sort of turncoat.
498
00:26:11,348 --> 00:26:14,353
They don't hate you because of
your sexual orientation, Tina.
499
00:26:15,137 --> 00:26:16,862
They hate you because you can't be trusted
500
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,300
not to use it against me
when it comes to sharing custody
501
00:26:19,308 --> 00:26:20,621
of our child.
502
00:26:20,628 --> 00:26:24,060
Here we go with the trust thing again.
That is so fucking crazy!
503
00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,832
- Don't you dare...
- Oh,
504
00:26:25,846 --> 00:26:27,341
because you would never do such a thing?
505
00:26:27,348 --> 00:26:29,222
I'm sorry but
who was it that kidnap our daughter
506
00:26:29,227 --> 00:26:31,041
and drove off in the middle of the night?
507
00:26:31,595 --> 00:26:33,293
- Could you move, please?
- Okay, okay,
508
00:26:33,297 --> 00:26:34,693
well I'm glad to see that
509
00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:37,731
- you've made your decision.
- What decision have we made?
510
00:26:37,757 --> 00:26:39,660
Mommie Dearest 1 and Mommie Dearest 2
511
00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:41,561
will be fighting this out in a court of law.
512
00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:45,133
Which in the end is not a terrible thing.
513
00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:46,420
How is that not terrible thing?
514
00:26:46,427 --> 00:26:48,340
Yeah, in what universe isn't that
a terrible thing?
515
00:26:48,348 --> 00:26:50,281
Well, in the universe of my bank account,
for one.
516
00:26:50,288 --> 00:26:53,183
And luckily for me,
my client is employed again.
517
00:26:53,186 --> 00:26:56,991
But the real beauty is that this case
will be a media
518
00:26:57,358 --> 00:26:58,361
bananza.
519
00:26:58,555 --> 00:27:02,111
And Tina, if I may step back in to my role
as mediator for right now,
520
00:27:02,117 --> 00:27:04,011
I suggest you find yourself a better lawyer.
521
00:27:04,017 --> 00:27:05,803
- What's wrong with my lawyer?
- Why are you telling her this?
522
00:27:05,805 --> 00:27:08,403
Well, Charles is competent but frankly,
he's a milltoast.
523
00:27:08,525 --> 00:27:10,260
I'll have him for breakfeast.
524
00:27:10,268 --> 00:27:12,950
Oh it's a shame Johnny Cochran's dead.
525
00:27:13,985 --> 00:27:17,812
Flamboyant, African-American lawyer,
arguing on behalf of your
526
00:27:18,106 --> 00:27:20,101
picture of perfect white, hetero family.
527
00:27:20,108 --> 00:27:21,911
That would have been perfect for you.
528
00:27:21,915 --> 00:27:24,071
Because as you know,
we're going be playing the race card.
529
00:27:24,245 --> 00:27:25,373
It's not a card.
530
00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:27,600
It's something I know
to be firmly and intrinsically true.
531
00:27:27,608 --> 00:27:29,921
Tina is not qualified to parent
a biracial child.
532
00:27:29,937 --> 00:27:32,721
Oh yeah, and I was qualified to
live and sleep with one for 8 years?
533
00:27:32,726 --> 00:27:34,451
Obviously you were'nt qualified
for that either.
534
00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:36,250
Let's keep on the high road, okay?
535
00:27:36,616 --> 00:27:38,303
And you, my little sweet,
536
00:27:38,528 --> 00:27:41,123
you will be known in the press
as Baby A,
537
00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:43,060
the artificially conceived daughter of
538
00:27:43,065 --> 00:27:45,020
a bisexual, white movie exec
539
00:27:45,615 --> 00:27:48,710
and a biracial, lesbian, art world titan.
540
00:27:48,717 --> 00:27:49,850
Oh my gosh!
541
00:27:49,857 --> 00:27:52,043
The fundamentalists will picket.
542
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,980
Liberals and feminists will
543
00:27:54,267 --> 00:27:55,911
argue among themselves.
544
00:27:55,915 --> 00:28:00,881
Good Christian folks will write into the Op-Eds
offering to adopt her away from her sick
545
00:28:01,176 --> 00:28:04,043
and perverted warring parents.
546
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:13,183
So I got the name of this doctor
who treats pretty much
547
00:28:13,186 --> 00:28:15,701
- all the trans guys in Los Angeles.
- Oh cool!
548
00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:17,531
The guys in the group,
I mean, they couldn't even believe
549
00:28:17,537 --> 00:28:19,010
how much T I've been on.
550
00:28:19,805 --> 00:28:21,583
So I'm gonna make an appointment
as soon as I can.
551
00:28:21,585 --> 00:28:24,680
Oh it's awesome.
Sorry, I hope he can help you.
552
00:28:24,685 --> 00:28:26,272
- "Ma Romance D'Hiver" -
by Kid Moxie
553
00:28:26,777 --> 00:28:28,033
Hey Jenny, the door?
554
00:28:28,436 --> 00:28:30,801
Fuck! Can you just get that for me?
I'm sorry.
555
00:28:37,975 --> 00:28:38,832
Hello Max.
556
00:28:40,506 --> 00:28:42,410
Hey, let me help me with those. I've got it.
557
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:43,442
Hi!
558
00:28:43,627 --> 00:28:44,713
How are you?
559
00:28:46,188 --> 00:28:47,732
It's so nice to see you.
560
00:28:50,406 --> 00:28:51,451
How are you?
561
00:28:51,455 --> 00:28:52,593
- Good.
- Yeah?
562
00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:53,320
Yeah.
563
00:29:03,586 --> 00:29:04,553
It's gonna be fine.
564
00:29:11,368 --> 00:29:13,702
Okey dokey I think we got everything in here
565
00:29:13,707 --> 00:29:15,041
a girl could need.
566
00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:18,363
- Just in time.
- Come here sweetie.
567
00:29:25,906 --> 00:29:27,590
Hey Angie, you're ready to go?
568
00:29:27,986 --> 00:29:30,160
She's ready to rock.
So,
569
00:29:30,578 --> 00:29:33,242
the schedule is she's with mama T
for a couple of days
570
00:29:33,245 --> 00:29:34,560
and then I'll be by her on wednesday
571
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,310
and pick her up
and bring her back to mama B.
572
00:29:36,315 --> 00:29:39,621
Aren't look after her when she's with me?
I've still got to work.
573
00:29:39,637 --> 00:29:43,553
Yeah, I've been real busy lately. Uh...
My band just put out our
574
00:29:43,557 --> 00:29:45,390
demo on myspace.
So I've got, you know,
575
00:29:45,396 --> 00:29:47,860
meetings with record companies.
576
00:29:48,357 --> 00:29:49,241
You know what?
577
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,771
I'm sure Hazel won't mind
578
00:29:50,776 --> 00:29:52,992
babysitting for both Angie and Mickey.
579
00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:55,153
- Hazel's fantastic.
- Here we go!
580
00:30:01,387 --> 00:30:02,873
Here we go.
581
00:30:10,457 --> 00:30:11,351
So
582
00:30:11,558 --> 00:30:13,891
I guess I'll type up a schedule.
583
00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:15,371
Are you still
584
00:30:15,577 --> 00:30:17,362
- using iCAL?
- Yeah.
585
00:30:18,136 --> 00:30:19,770
Okay, well then I'll do it in iCAL.
586
00:30:20,597 --> 00:30:21,642
It'll be good.
587
00:30:29,706 --> 00:30:31,282
- "Ganesha Sharanam" -
by Devi 2000
588
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:35,773
This morning, it was 1150.
589
00:30:35,775 --> 00:30:37,142
Now tonight,
590
00:30:37,655 --> 00:30:39,022
well look at that!
591
00:30:39,475 --> 00:30:42,042
It's up to 1377!
592
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:46,562
Now, that's all within only 20 hours
after her name appeared on OurChart.
593
00:30:46,566 --> 00:30:48,440
She has crashed our server.
594
00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:51,750
She has caused a lot of panic
among our web programmers
595
00:30:51,758 --> 00:30:53,902
and she's deplaced perhaps
596
00:30:53,905 --> 00:30:56,932
the greatest player
in the history of players!
597
00:30:56,987 --> 00:30:59,260
Now, all I can say is: Papi,
598
00:30:59,267 --> 00:31:02,481
Papi, if you're out there, if you are real,
599
00:31:02,488 --> 00:31:05,763
if you really exist,
please make contact with us.
600
00:31:06,338 --> 00:31:08,773
You can call us, you can drop us an email.
601
00:31:09,608 --> 00:31:12,182
Let us know who you're hanging out.
I will find you.
602
00:31:12,887 --> 00:31:14,131
Let us know when you sleep.
603
00:31:14,366 --> 00:31:15,393
If you do.
604
00:31:15,705 --> 00:31:17,062
I just wanna know,
605
00:31:17,068 --> 00:31:18,192
Papi,
606
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:19,792
how you do
607
00:31:19,796 --> 00:31:21,612
that thing you do?
608
00:31:22,266 --> 00:31:24,762
This is Alice Pieszecki signing off
609
00:31:24,767 --> 00:31:28,763
with the question that is
on everyone's mind tonight.
610
00:31:29,207 --> 00:31:30,561
Where's Papi?
611
00:31:30,946 --> 00:31:32,742
- "Black Powder" -
by Motor
612
00:31:42,245 --> 00:31:43,763
Hey little freak!
613
00:31:44,677 --> 00:31:47,311
You have a party!
Come on!
614
00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:50,693
Come on!
615
00:31:51,128 --> 00:31:52,421
Come on little freak.
616
00:31:55,127 --> 00:31:58,081
Come on baby, we're having a party.
617
00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:01,433
- Everybody, this is Shane!
- Hey Shane!
618
00:32:04,186 --> 00:32:05,811
I know what you need.
619
00:32:52,157 --> 00:32:53,883
It's snow time!
620
00:32:56,827 --> 00:32:58,363
That will wake you up.
621
00:33:01,536 --> 00:33:02,950
Here you go.
622
00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:10,000
You look so cute lying there
all crashed out like that.
623
00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:11,781
- Come dance with me.
- Yeah Shane.
624
00:33:11,785 --> 00:33:13,630
I know you like the bubbly ones.
625
00:33:31,068 --> 00:33:32,503
All I have is
626
00:33:32,657 --> 00:33:36,302
- "caviar, cr�me fra�che".
- And I think I found some crackers.
627
00:33:41,248 --> 00:33:42,413
It's moldy.
628
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:47,221
It's okay.
629
00:33:48,595 --> 00:33:51,040
I'm glad we don't have to leave the house.
630
00:34:16,298 --> 00:34:19,572
Hi. I'm here with Kit Porter.
She has an appointment.
631
00:34:21,777 --> 00:34:22,872
Here we go.
632
00:34:28,016 --> 00:34:30,052
If you'd do fill up these paperwork
633
00:34:30,056 --> 00:34:32,340
we'll get you in for your pregnancy test
in a few minutes.
634
00:34:32,347 --> 00:34:35,561
But I've already done like 20 of those tests
at home and...
635
00:34:35,845 --> 00:34:37,963
I've been acting like a lunatic
636
00:34:37,968 --> 00:34:40,751
and puke in my guts
over the last ten mornings.
637
00:34:40,756 --> 00:34:42,541
I don't need another test.
638
00:34:42,557 --> 00:34:43,722
It's recquired, dear.
639
00:34:43,818 --> 00:34:47,271
Just a standard procedure
before we can offering any other services.
640
00:35:02,206 --> 00:35:03,882
- "Theme From Wide Angle" -
by Hybrid
641
00:35:03,926 --> 00:35:05,993
Where the fuck are my car keys!
642
00:35:13,367 --> 00:35:16,602
You came in a cab from the airport.
Remember?
643
00:35:16,606 --> 00:35:18,732
Yeah, I did? I did, I did.
644
00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:22,850
But these are yours, right?
645
00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:24,792
- Where are you going?
- Nowhere. But I'm gonna take these.
646
00:35:24,798 --> 00:35:28,392
I don't know what your fucking problem is
but you know if you do this you'd be...
647
00:35:28,948 --> 00:35:30,002
happy?
648
00:35:50,675 --> 00:35:52,820
Where is the doctor that's gonna do this?
649
00:35:53,905 --> 00:35:55,442
Congratulations!
650
00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:57,751
Congratulations for what?
651
00:35:57,757 --> 00:36:01,230
Here is a picture
of your beautiful little baby.
652
00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,583
The approximate due date
is September 12th...
653
00:36:04,138 --> 00:36:05,392
What are you doing?
654
00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:07,223
Here is a picture of your baby
655
00:36:07,228 --> 00:36:09,471
if you do the terrible thing
you're thinking about doing.
656
00:36:09,508 --> 00:36:11,560
Dr Lambert will meet with you
in his office in a minute
657
00:36:11,565 --> 00:36:15,400
- to talk about some other alternatives.
- Angus! Angus! Get me out of here!
658
00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:18,523
Get me the fuck out of here!
Angus, please, get me out of here,
659
00:36:18,527 --> 00:36:20,860
- please take me, let's go, let's go!
- Your clothes?
660
00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:22,732
- Fuck my clothes! Come on!
- You don't wanna wait here?
661
00:36:22,737 --> 00:36:25,970
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- Get the fuck away from me.
662
00:36:26,065 --> 00:36:28,242
- We just wanna pray with you.
- Oh no you don't!
663
00:36:28,247 --> 00:36:29,781
- Dr Lambert, we need you at the reception.
- Their self point is,
664
00:36:29,786 --> 00:36:32,051
- bible pushing, anti-woman!
- No, no, no.
665
00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:33,812
- We're not anti-woman.
- Oh yes, you are. You're here to...
666
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,580
harass and intimidate
667
00:36:35,708 --> 00:36:37,552
desperate women who come here for help!
668
00:36:37,557 --> 00:36:39,641
Miss Porter, why don't you just
come with me.
669
00:36:39,657 --> 00:36:41,310
Why don't you just shut the fuck up!
670
00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:42,421
I swear to God if you come near me
671
00:36:42,427 --> 00:36:45,463
I will abort your head from your body
with my bare hand!
672
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:49,092
Come on Angus, let's get out of here.
I hate these fucking people!
673
00:37:02,826 --> 00:37:04,213
Hi!
674
00:37:08,795 --> 00:37:11,442
- Can I help you?
- Is Carmen here?
675
00:37:11,447 --> 00:37:13,891
She doesn't wanna see you, Shane.
She's done with you.
676
00:37:13,905 --> 00:37:16,022
I know she probably hates me
but I would love to
677
00:37:16,205 --> 00:37:18,813
- talk to her for just...
- She doesn't want you here, man!
678
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,581
Look at you!
679
00:37:20,855 --> 00:37:22,002
You're a mess!
680
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:23,782
Hey you're pathetic!
681
00:37:23,995 --> 00:37:26,281
I'm thanking God my cousin didn't marry you.
Come on.
682
00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:27,532
You're going.
683
00:37:34,487 --> 00:37:35,220
Go!
684
00:37:37,176 --> 00:37:38,183
Leave!
685
00:37:44,938 --> 00:37:46,171
Hey you guys!
686
00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:47,273
- "If You Feel It" -
by Miss Tyree Sugar Jones
687
00:37:48,127 --> 00:37:49,012
Jenny?
688
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,271
Hello Max.
689
00:37:55,955 --> 00:37:57,841
Don't you think guys should be
getting ready?
690
00:37:58,008 --> 00:37:59,670
'Cause it's almost 7 o'clock.
691
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,533
It's time to get ready.
Five more minutes.
692
00:38:20,867 --> 00:38:23,000
- "Le Disko" -
by Shiny Toy Guns
693
00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:48,723
Fucking move!
694
00:39:14,256 --> 00:39:15,101
Are you okay?
695
00:39:15,285 --> 00:39:16,142
You're okay?
696
00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:17,552
Just stay there. I'll get an ambulance.
697
00:39:22,637 --> 00:39:24,010
No, no, no, stay there. Stay there.
698
00:39:24,017 --> 00:39:25,153
Hi. There's been an accident.
699
00:39:25,158 --> 00:39:27,713
A black BMW hit the guard-rail.
We're on the...
700
00:39:28,986 --> 00:39:30,322
Where are we? Where are we?
701
00:39:30,665 --> 00:39:32,011
You know, you should just stay here.
702
00:39:32,126 --> 00:39:35,102
She's walking away. The car is all wrecked.
She's all pretty bad.
703
00:39:35,757 --> 00:39:36,501
M'am?
704
00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:42,491
Imagine that Holly Golightly
705
00:39:42,496 --> 00:39:44,292
in her late 20s penned a memoir
706
00:39:44,297 --> 00:39:47,701
of childhood sexual abuse and
adult self mutilation
707
00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:48,740
and in doing so,
708
00:39:48,747 --> 00:39:52,632
convicts us the post traumatic
stress symptoms can sometimes double
709
00:39:52,685 --> 00:39:58,183
as in analgesic and aphrodisiac,
a party drug, a seduction style manual.
710
00:39:58,185 --> 00:40:01,143
Jennifer Shecter has written
a wincingly acude
711
00:40:01,147 --> 00:40:04,913
if shamelessly self indulging
portrait of herself.
712
00:40:05,387 --> 00:40:07,033
- "Running (Back and Forth)" -
by The Emotions
713
00:40:08,917 --> 00:40:09,960
"C'est bien"
714
00:40:10,596 --> 00:40:13,542
Motherfuckers!
We should just burn down the clinic.
715
00:40:13,555 --> 00:40:16,183
I just want to firebomb them.
They don't know who they're messing with.
716
00:40:16,187 --> 00:40:17,743
Guys, you need to calm down a little bit.
717
00:40:17,745 --> 00:40:19,913
But what do you gonna do
in a situation like that?
718
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,771
I'll give them a situation.
I wanna burn that clinic down!
719
00:40:22,775 --> 00:40:25,010
- Arson! Arson!
- Alright, look.
720
00:40:25,016 --> 00:40:27,740
Why don't you just do like a benefit
for Planned Parenthood.
721
00:40:27,748 --> 00:40:31,420
Something positive, it doesn't carry
a sentence of 30 to life.
722
00:40:33,276 --> 00:40:34,982
- " Washington, We're Watching You" -
by The Staple Singers
723
00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:38,500
Hi. 3 waters with extra lemon, please.
724
00:40:44,838 --> 00:40:47,263
Wow, are we really that untouchable?
725
00:40:48,257 --> 00:40:50,021
- What are you talking about?
- You just
726
00:40:50,026 --> 00:40:52,221
backed away from us,
like we have some sort of
727
00:40:52,337 --> 00:40:53,883
heterosexual cootie.
728
00:40:53,887 --> 00:40:55,301
Don't be ridiculous.
729
00:40:55,465 --> 00:40:58,481
- I didn't back away from you. Hi!
- Hi...
730
00:40:58,808 --> 00:41:00,840
- Hi, how are you doing?
- Good.
731
00:41:03,766 --> 00:41:05,292
Did you get the phone call?
732
00:41:06,016 --> 00:41:08,542
Aaron Cornbluth?
Yeah.
733
00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:11,423
- Meeting him on wednesday.
- Me too.
734
00:41:11,788 --> 00:41:12,982
Who's Aaron Cornbluth?
735
00:41:13,568 --> 00:41:15,271
He's our new boss.
736
00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:18,571
A fellow Irishman, no doubt.
737
00:41:21,216 --> 00:41:23,132
Was that an anti-Semitic remark?
738
00:41:23,135 --> 00:41:24,840
God, I hope not.
739
00:41:26,065 --> 00:41:27,890
She did back away from us.
740
00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:30,351
She did...
741
00:41:44,976 --> 00:41:47,322
- "Your Sweet Lovin" -
by Margie Joseph
742
00:41:48,637 --> 00:41:51,890
Ladies, ladies and ladies and gentlemen.
743
00:41:51,896 --> 00:41:54,182
I am so proud
744
00:41:54,197 --> 00:41:57,730
to introduce you to a woman
we've all been waiting for.
745
00:41:58,525 --> 00:42:01,560
To some of you here tonight,
she's an old friend.
746
00:42:02,127 --> 00:42:04,520
She ran away for a little while
and then she came back
747
00:42:04,526 --> 00:42:07,232
and we are so glad she did
because she's one of the most
748
00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:10,620
beautiful special and intriguing people
749
00:42:10,636 --> 00:42:12,832
to ever spend time here at the Planet.
750
00:42:13,707 --> 00:42:16,841
- Are you serious?
- So ladies, ladies, ladies and gentlemen,
751
00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:19,080
here she is...
752
00:42:19,086 --> 00:42:20,850
Jenny, come on.
Come on.
753
00:42:20,855 --> 00:42:22,341
Bette, is that...?
754
00:42:22,827 --> 00:42:25,661
The woman you've all be waiting for.
755
00:42:25,665 --> 00:42:26,943
Did you know she was in town?
756
00:42:27,615 --> 00:42:29,002
Oh my God!
757
00:42:31,696 --> 00:42:33,432
Girl where you've been?!
758
00:42:33,568 --> 00:42:35,041
Oh my God!
759
00:42:37,878 --> 00:42:38,821
Kit...
760
00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:45,730
Marina! God! You look fantastic.
761
00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:46,613
Wow!
762
00:42:48,977 --> 00:42:50,483
It's really good to see you.
763
00:42:50,495 --> 00:42:51,583
Where you're staying?
764
00:42:51,585 --> 00:42:52,853
Yeah, who you're here with?
765
00:42:52,857 --> 00:42:54,801
You're gonna be here
for a little while or just visiting?
766
00:42:54,808 --> 00:42:57,733
- And I heard you were in Rome?
- I thought it was Florence?
767
00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,503
Oh ladies, ladies, let's see. Uh...
768
00:43:00,728 --> 00:43:02,063
I'm here for business.
769
00:43:02,168 --> 00:43:04,303
I'm in Los Angeles for 3 days.
770
00:43:04,366 --> 00:43:06,932
I'm staying at the Bel Air because
I think it's important
771
00:43:06,948 --> 00:43:10,870
to revisit the places
where we face our darkest demons.
772
00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:13,610
And it is Rome, not Florence.
773
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:17,102
But I feel like I'm interrupting something.
774
00:43:19,078 --> 00:43:23,192
Ladies and gentlemen, please pay
your undivided attention to the
775
00:43:23,198 --> 00:43:25,902
lovely and talented Jenny Schecter.
776
00:43:51,816 --> 00:43:53,122
What's her name?
777
00:43:55,096 --> 00:43:57,432
Thanks. Marina,
778
00:43:57,877 --> 00:44:00,480
De La Crabedesca Ferrer.
779
00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:02,263
How do you know her?
780
00:44:02,657 --> 00:44:04,043
We were friends.
781
00:44:04,046 --> 00:44:05,453
What kind of friends?
782
00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:07,571
She was my first.
783
00:44:11,748 --> 00:44:14,092
Then she was very important to you.
784
00:44:15,716 --> 00:44:17,472
For a minute, I guess.
785
00:44:21,846 --> 00:44:23,580
Congratulations, Jenny.
786
00:44:23,588 --> 00:44:26,862
Your story's wonderful.
Beautifully written. It reminds me of
787
00:44:26,866 --> 00:44:30,090
Dorothy Allison
with the chic of Mary Gaitskill.
788
00:44:31,315 --> 00:44:33,960
In the magazine they compared you
to Truman Capote.
789
00:44:33,968 --> 00:44:36,840
They compared her to Holly Golightly,
790
00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:39,260
not exactly the same as Truman Capote.
791
00:44:39,265 --> 00:44:41,073
Better. Don't you think?
792
00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:44,762
I'm Marina Ferrer.
793
00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:47,561
Claude Mondry.
794
00:44:48,866 --> 00:44:50,443
I'm proud of you.
795
00:44:51,338 --> 00:44:54,452
- Are you well?
- I'm great. I'm great. How are you?
796
00:44:54,455 --> 00:44:57,703
Good.
In the last year I've done something I've
797
00:44:57,706 --> 00:44:59,380
always dreamt about.
798
00:44:59,855 --> 00:45:01,700
I'm touring with a group of dancers
799
00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:03,473
as their benefactor.
800
00:45:03,478 --> 00:45:07,670
I raise the money, I find the theaters
and they're very unusual.
801
00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:10,233
Are they performing here in Los Angeles?
802
00:45:10,238 --> 00:45:14,222
Uh, yes, I'm gonna bring them to Los Angeles
and I hope for you to come.
803
00:45:14,226 --> 00:45:16,510
I wish you the best of luck with that.
804
00:45:16,876 --> 00:45:18,960
- Good luck to you too.
- Thank you.
805
00:45:19,405 --> 00:45:20,860
See you have it already.
806
00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,531
Do you think she'll have sex with us?
807
00:45:29,085 --> 00:45:29,991
No.
808
00:45:30,286 --> 00:45:31,632
Ask her.
809
00:45:32,877 --> 00:45:35,002
- "Shakedown" -
by Sierra Swan
810
00:45:49,665 --> 00:45:50,803
"Ah bon?"
811
00:45:57,035 --> 00:45:57,873
"Ok"
812
00:45:58,218 --> 00:45:59,380
"Bon ben je suis l�"
813
00:46:03,626 --> 00:46:05,430
"Ouais, ben je garde le t�l�phone avec moi"
814
00:46:06,778 --> 00:46:07,810
"Oui, � c�t�"
815
00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:12,093
Ciao.
816
00:46:39,145 --> 00:46:39,911
"Pas mal..."
817
00:47:00,748 --> 00:47:01,990
I think you get lucky.
818
00:47:04,818 --> 00:47:06,652
Won't you get lucky too?
819
00:47:10,157 --> 00:47:11,833
"Mais j'ai une chance inou�e"
820
00:47:38,297 --> 00:47:39,900
What are you waiting for?
821
00:47:43,028 --> 00:47:46,881
Well my New York Times interview's
gonna be posted at midnight, so I'm
822
00:47:46,886 --> 00:47:49,341
- gonna go check.
- Are you kidding?
823
00:47:51,247 --> 00:47:52,783
I don't think she's kidding.
824
00:47:53,417 --> 00:47:54,623
But I think you should
825
00:47:54,847 --> 00:47:56,191
stay here and
826
00:47:57,468 --> 00:47:58,752
be with Marina.
827
00:48:01,647 --> 00:48:02,623
Good night.
828
00:48:09,738 --> 00:48:11,110
"Ben c'est pas grave"
829
00:48:12,757 --> 00:48:13,793
"Hein?"
830
00:48:26,488 --> 00:48:29,202
I should have known sooner or later
the bastard would walk out on me.
831
00:48:29,837 --> 00:48:30,903
Carla?
832
00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:36,880
I also should have known that
you wouldn't call me back.
833
00:48:38,598 --> 00:48:39,631
The thing is,
834
00:48:41,328 --> 00:48:43,262
I've got no pride left. So...
835
00:48:44,267 --> 00:48:45,511
Here I am.
836
00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:47,223
You called me?
837
00:48:47,527 --> 00:48:49,913
Five, six, maybe ten times.
838
00:48:50,076 --> 00:48:51,722
I'm sorry. I...
839
00:48:53,956 --> 00:48:55,211
I lost my phone.
840
00:48:56,748 --> 00:48:58,060
And I'm sorry
841
00:48:59,885 --> 00:49:01,351
that Gab let you down.
842
00:49:01,368 --> 00:49:02,502
My fault.
843
00:49:03,276 --> 00:49:06,380
- I should have known better.
- No, it's... It's not your fault.
844
00:49:08,138 --> 00:49:09,892
He made you think you could change him.
845
00:49:11,927 --> 00:49:13,093
And he...
846
00:49:14,597 --> 00:49:16,540
Well he'd think
he could invest himself in that.
847
00:49:17,987 --> 00:49:18,942
And...
848
00:49:20,926 --> 00:49:22,603
that's when real damage comes in.
849
00:49:23,816 --> 00:49:26,780
You know, all I've done for the past 3 days
is lying on the floor.
850
00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:29,832
I just crawl from room to room.
851
00:49:30,986 --> 00:49:33,122
Try to talk, all that comes down is crying.
852
00:49:33,126 --> 00:49:34,070
Try to eat...
853
00:49:35,018 --> 00:49:36,232
Puke my gets up.
854
00:49:37,197 --> 00:49:38,302
Puke so much...
855
00:49:39,197 --> 00:49:40,520
Started spitting out blood.
856
00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:43,681
If I could turn back the clock
I'd spare you.
857
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:47,510
Bad fortune you'd ever knowing me.
858
00:49:47,825 --> 00:49:48,920
I
859
00:49:49,108 --> 00:49:51,091
left you a gift. It's on the back porch.
860
00:49:53,085 --> 00:49:54,401
Where are you going?
861
00:49:54,735 --> 00:49:56,802
To meet father, really.
862
00:49:57,276 --> 00:49:59,740
Carla, you're sick.
Let me take you to a doctor.
863
00:50:02,537 --> 00:50:04,661
That would fix everything, huh?
864
00:50:05,117 --> 00:50:06,533
Go to hell!
865
00:51:02,196 --> 00:51:04,361
Carlaaaaaaaaa!
866
00:51:04,988 --> 00:51:07,212
- "Save Me" -
by Julie Driscoll Brian Auger & The Trinity
867
00:51:10,118 --> 00:51:12,421
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