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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:12,101 Previously on The L Word... 2 00:00:12,101 --> 00:00:14,077 This is Bette. This is Angelica's other mother. 3 00:00:14,077 --> 00:00:16,228 Thanks for letting us hang with Angelica today. 4 00:00:16,229 --> 00:00:19,060 - You want me to take a picture? - A family picture. 5 00:00:20,606 --> 00:00:22,491 You're Angelica's intended parent. 6 00:00:22,491 --> 00:00:25,608 California court would almost certainly grant the adoption. 7 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,960 That's not what I want. I don't want 50-50 joint custody. 8 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,946 Don't tell me you're trying to get out of child support. 9 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:33,753 I want sole custody. 10 00:00:35,292 --> 00:00:37,287 Her blood pressure started to fall... 11 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,410 and inspite of our best efforts 12 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:42,317 her heart failed and we couldn't bring her back. 13 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:50,345 Are you gonna sell out? 14 00:00:51,128 --> 00:00:52,556 Start sleeping with the enemy? 15 00:00:52,562 --> 00:00:56,227 If you think men are the enemy, than you and I have a problem. 16 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:57,457 I'm her girlfriend. 17 00:00:57,462 --> 00:01:01,569 We live in the same house and we sleep in the same bed. 18 00:01:01,575 --> 00:01:03,913 - ...mother. - Get out. Both of you. 19 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:05,713 Do you marry me? 20 00:01:08,078 --> 00:01:08,806 Yes. 21 00:01:49,665 --> 00:01:51,929 - Hi. - Hi. 22 00:01:53,664 --> 00:01:54,920 Come in. 23 00:02:15,679 --> 00:02:16,675 Scratch me. 24 00:02:17,878 --> 00:02:20,408 - Oh Harder. - I don't wanna hurt you. 25 00:02:20,421 --> 00:02:23,870 It's ok. I just wanna feel something. 26 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:26,790 I want you to make me bleed. 27 00:02:28,144 --> 00:02:30,551 Please, make me bleed. 28 00:03:43,730 --> 00:03:48,209 It's sort of like a Mexican wedding cake. it's got pineapple and walnuts in it. 29 00:03:48,213 --> 00:03:49,757 Lara, you are a culinary genious. 30 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,849 Do you guys think that Shane's gonna go through with it? 31 00:03:51,855 --> 00:03:54,491 I have to admit, I'm a little bit surprised that she's gotten this far. 32 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:57,283 All I can say is she'd better go through with it because... 33 00:03:57,286 --> 00:04:01,094 I put 15 rooms at the Fairmont Chateau Whistler. 34 00:04:01,098 --> 00:04:03,136 Not to mention the...what was it? 35 00:04:04,142 --> 00:04:07,457 - The fondue. - The massages. 36 00:04:07,472 --> 00:04:09,679 That's very generous of you. 37 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,759 It's nice to have rich friends, isn't it? 38 00:04:11,764 --> 00:04:14,511 You know, it makes me... 39 00:04:14,518 --> 00:04:16,715 happy to to it 'cause... 40 00:04:17,439 --> 00:04:18,965 Shane doesn't have any family and Carmen... 41 00:04:18,971 --> 00:04:21,878 I don't know if any of the them coming. 42 00:04:21,883 --> 00:04:22,879 Are there any of her family coming? 43 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,168 Oh my God! You guys haven't heard about Shane? 44 00:04:26,173 --> 00:04:27,168 - You know? - What? 45 00:04:28,056 --> 00:04:29,272 That Shane's meeting with her dad tomorrow. 46 00:04:29,676 --> 00:04:30,733 - What? - I thought Shane was an orphan. 47 00:04:30,278 --> 00:04:32,532 Yeah I thought she was an orphan too. 48 00:04:31,275 --> 00:04:33,492 A couple of weeks ago... 49 00:04:33,497 --> 00:04:36,786 Her dad's wife was in a beauty salon or whatever... 50 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:38,925 and she was reading Angelina Magazine. 51 00:04:38,942 --> 00:04:40,548 - I did that. - Alright, that piece about WAX. 52 00:04:39,563 --> 00:04:41,669 I didn't see that. 53 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:44,169 She gave it to her dad, and her dad called... 54 00:04:44,174 --> 00:04:48,712 Anyway, Shane is going to Oregon City... 55 00:04:48,729 --> 00:04:49,983 to visit Gabriel... 56 00:04:49,987 --> 00:04:51,972 - ...McCutcheon. - Wow! 57 00:04:56,641 --> 00:04:58,099 I think I'm gonna go, you guys. 58 00:05:00,213 --> 00:05:01,458 - Byebye. - Bye Alice. 59 00:05:01,464 --> 00:05:03,011 - Your cake was fantastic. - Oh thank you. 60 00:05:03,815 --> 00:05:04,712 It was really good. 61 00:05:05,715 --> 00:05:07,684 Kit, can i have your cake? 62 00:05:07,699 --> 00:05:08,763 Bye! 63 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:12,207 - Hey Alice? - Yeah? 64 00:05:12,781 --> 00:05:14,086 Are you ok? 65 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,822 Yeah. I am. 66 00:05:19,824 --> 00:05:22,121 I just have a lot to do with the wedding and everything. 67 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,079 Thanks for asking. 68 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:44,034 No. I don't want Carmen to know. I don't wanna get her hopes up. 69 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,107 Just make sure the hotel's holding the rooms, alright? 70 00:05:48,991 --> 00:05:51,009 You should see Carmen, she looks incredible! 71 00:05:52,805 --> 00:05:54,038 Fine. I've gotta go. Bye. 72 00:05:55,214 --> 00:05:56,633 ...twist and turn and shake it all loud. 73 00:05:58,919 --> 00:06:01,634 I don't know. What should I do? Should I go like bridal femme? 74 00:06:01,641 --> 00:06:03,937 Should I totally try and push it up in some way? 75 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:07,046 What's Shane doing? Is she wearing a traditional tux? 76 00:06:07,674 --> 00:06:10,188 No, It's Shane. So she's not gonna do anything traditional. 77 00:06:10,255 --> 00:06:12,130 You know what? It doesn't matter. 78 00:06:12,136 --> 00:06:14,693 You should just do whatever feels good for you. 79 00:06:14,695 --> 00:06:15,982 Try this one. 80 00:06:23,321 --> 00:06:25,388 - What? - I don't know. I don't know. 81 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,751 Am i really trying to marry the most unobtainable 82 00:06:29,755 --> 00:06:32,441 person on the face of this planet? 83 00:06:58,340 --> 00:06:59,338 It's ok. 84 00:07:01,703 --> 00:07:04,171 You were thinking about ditching on me, weren't you? 85 00:07:07,179 --> 00:07:09,205 - No, I... - Yes, you were. I saw it in your eyes. 86 00:07:09,618 --> 00:07:11,785 Come on. It's ok. 87 00:07:15,353 --> 00:07:18,637 So you're a hairdresser in a skateboard shop. 88 00:07:19,896 --> 00:07:21,421 I might need an explanation. 89 00:07:22,405 --> 00:07:24,673 Don't really have one. It's just what I do. 90 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:25,341 Ok! 91 00:07:26,189 --> 00:07:27,644 Have you always wanted to do that? 92 00:07:31,162 --> 00:07:32,557 Did you go to school for it? 93 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:37,159 No, I just kinda picked it up on the way. 94 00:07:38,365 --> 00:07:40,572 You're not giving me a lot to work with here. 95 00:07:42,258 --> 00:07:44,332 You don't like answering questions, huh? 96 00:07:45,619 --> 00:07:48,234 Well, I don't either. 97 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:50,096 So go ahead, 98 00:07:51,744 --> 00:07:52,707 ask me something. 99 00:07:55,264 --> 00:07:56,411 Why did you wanna meet me? 100 00:08:04,481 --> 00:08:05,347 I didn't. 101 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,188 My wife Carla made me. 102 00:08:08,202 --> 00:08:09,667 At least you're honest. 103 00:08:11,364 --> 00:08:13,299 When I saw you standing up there on the street... 104 00:08:13,306 --> 00:08:15,970 when I saw you deciding if you were gonna ditch me... 105 00:08:18,287 --> 00:08:20,433 I was thinking the exact same thing. 106 00:08:21,399 --> 00:08:22,385 I bet you were. 107 00:08:24,850 --> 00:08:26,287 Kind of like when I was little, right? 108 00:08:30,584 --> 00:08:31,752 Kind of sorta. 109 00:08:41,701 --> 00:08:43,816 This needs to be taken in like this. 110 00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:45,988 - That's a lot though. - I don't like it. 111 00:08:45,995 --> 00:08:48,280 Jenny, what did you wear when you got married. 112 00:08:48,286 --> 00:08:49,793 - You were married? - Oh yes. 113 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:52,144 I wore a beautiful pair of black Converse 114 00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:55,934 with a great pair of rich tights with dirt on them. 115 00:08:55,941 --> 00:08:58,157 A jeans skirt and then I wore this... 116 00:08:58,161 --> 00:09:02,277 beautiful old ripped stained pink sweatshirt. 117 00:09:03,816 --> 00:09:06,209 That's not exactly your wedding dress of your childhood dreams. 118 00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:09,204 I didn't really have that childhood thing of... 119 00:09:09,219 --> 00:09:10,433 you know, getting married. 120 00:09:11,631 --> 00:09:14,575 You know that all little girls are supposed to have that kind of dream, right? 121 00:09:14,579 --> 00:09:16,048 Not little gay girls. 122 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:19,699 Oh, wow. This has 'Jenny' written all over it. 123 00:09:19,704 --> 00:09:20,539 That's beautiful. 124 00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:21,540 Look at the beats. 125 00:09:22,627 --> 00:09:24,501 When Tina and I were talking about getting married, 126 00:09:24,508 --> 00:09:26,733 We both wanted to have fabulous dresses. 127 00:09:26,737 --> 00:09:28,254 How come you guys didn't get married? 128 00:09:29,228 --> 00:09:31,224 Tina thought it would be too conventional. 129 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,348 She didn't wanna cleave to the heterosexual paradigm. 130 00:09:34,352 --> 00:09:36,097 Now it's cleaving all over her. 131 00:09:36,104 --> 00:09:36,580 Oh God! 132 00:09:36,584 --> 00:09:38,979 Come back to us, Tina. Come back on our site. 133 00:09:39,577 --> 00:09:40,711 Fuck that. They can have her. 134 00:09:40,725 --> 00:09:43,261 I think you would look beautiful in your wedding dress. 135 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:48,036 Go on, Bette. Try it on. 136 00:09:51,141 --> 00:09:52,527 No thanks. 137 00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:54,818 I mean, I knew I was gay since I was 12, but... 138 00:09:54,825 --> 00:09:57,481 I don't know, I was just kinda dreaming of something like this. 139 00:09:59,946 --> 00:10:03,344 I was working until I hurt my back. 140 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:06,136 Now I drive a truck for a beverage distributor. 141 00:10:07,223 --> 00:10:08,337 How did you hurt your back? 142 00:10:08,451 --> 00:10:09,119 Thank you. 143 00:10:10,093 --> 00:10:11,677 We have these long bags, you know? 144 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:15,203 And we tend to hunch forward to slant our shoulders. 145 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,839 You always did as a kid. 146 00:10:18,454 --> 00:10:19,534 I used to come watch you. 147 00:10:19,538 --> 00:10:21,873 I'd see you on the playground at Church School. 148 00:10:21,878 --> 00:10:23,536 You always looked... 149 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:28,217 so pissed off. 150 00:10:30,104 --> 00:10:31,211 You never talked to me. 151 00:10:33,565 --> 00:10:35,342 It wouldn't have been much good to you back then. 152 00:10:36,006 --> 00:10:37,564 All I cared was getting high... 153 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,283 getting laid... 154 00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:43,746 I'd probably still be doing it... 155 00:10:43,751 --> 00:10:45,718 if my friend Chuck hadn't OD'ed. 156 00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:47,868 I'm sorry. 157 00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:55,225 As strong as I was, it really shakes you hard when you lose someone... 158 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,826 that's really close to you. 159 00:10:59,682 --> 00:11:00,787 Yeah. 160 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:04,780 I... 161 00:11:08,486 --> 00:11:11,535 I just lost a really close friend recently. 162 00:11:22,596 --> 00:11:23,712 So... 163 00:11:26,378 --> 00:11:28,914 Why don't you come home with me for dinner? 164 00:11:30,039 --> 00:11:31,956 It'd be a good time to meet Carla and Shay. 165 00:11:31,961 --> 00:11:32,956 Shay? 166 00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:36,848 We almost called him Shane because I love the name so much. 167 00:11:45,509 --> 00:11:47,252 I named you that, you know? 168 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,447 She's been with Tina and Henry for the last two nights. 169 00:11:55,455 --> 00:11:57,249 I don't know why I should have to share my time. 170 00:11:57,253 --> 00:11:59,251 Because it would look bad in court if Tina tells the judge... 171 00:11:59,255 --> 00:12:02,102 that you refused to fly on the same plane with her. 172 00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:03,483 Her boyfriend is coming up on the weekend. 173 00:12:03,487 --> 00:12:05,243 Why can't she just wait and go up with him? 174 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:07,585 Joyce, I can't be in close corners with her. 175 00:12:07,592 --> 00:12:08,886 I just can't. 176 00:12:08,891 --> 00:12:12,099 Just be genial and civil, ok? 177 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,001 Just do it for your kid. 178 00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:15,912 But whatever you do, Bette, please... 179 00:12:15,925 --> 00:12:17,961 don't cause a scene. 180 00:12:20,818 --> 00:12:22,653 What if she brings up the custody plan? 181 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,906 You don't tell her that we're going for sole custody. 182 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,839 We don't want her to know about that until we tell her. 183 00:12:27,842 --> 00:12:29,199 I know. 184 00:12:29,204 --> 00:12:30,890 - Ok? - Yeah. 185 00:12:34,848 --> 00:12:36,593 I think I'm gonna take that job. 186 00:12:36,596 --> 00:12:39,795 Excellent! That will play very well in court. 187 00:12:40,888 --> 00:12:43,016 Dean of a prestigious art school... 188 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,289 And it can't hurt when it comes to pulling in chicks. 189 00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:48,431 Excuse me? 190 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,411 Lots of pretty young art students... 191 00:12:50,414 --> 00:12:52,682 It'll be like a kid in a candy store. 192 00:12:52,687 --> 00:12:53,872 God Joyce. 193 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:56,344 You're clearly unethical. I would never do anything like that. 194 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,797 Excuse me, I'm so sorry, counselor... 195 00:13:01,804 --> 00:13:03,359 - I need to talk to you. It's important. - What is the matter? 196 00:13:03,361 --> 00:13:05,331 - Let's just go. - Excuse me. 197 00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,353 Why do go in the bathroom? 198 00:13:12,378 --> 00:13:14,945 - What's that? - What do you think? 199 00:13:16,552 --> 00:13:18,986 That's a home pregnancy test. 200 00:13:22,425 --> 00:13:24,272 Oh come on Kit, you're in menopause, 201 00:13:24,277 --> 00:13:25,410 you can't be pregnant. 202 00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:27,461 Ah who says, huh? 203 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:31,635 This is a home test. I mean, they're totally unreliable. 204 00:13:31,641 --> 00:13:33,807 You have to do more than one. You can't do... 205 00:13:38,572 --> 00:13:39,851 Fuck! 206 00:13:40,706 --> 00:13:44,062 That quantum futon chip is gonna blow everything else out of the water. 207 00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:47,853 That's a method that is totally becoming a regular feature of my toolkit. 208 00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:49,166 I wanna develop a program... 209 00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,817 that navigates documentation 210 00:13:50,822 --> 00:13:53,185 for IT process best practises. 211 00:13:53,193 --> 00:13:54,626 I like the way you think, Max. 212 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,919 Original thinkers are the most valuable pieces of manpower. 213 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,812 I've always been really interested in technological inovation. 214 00:14:00,815 --> 00:14:02,362 Come talk to me, Max. 215 00:14:02,369 --> 00:14:03,973 I already have the market texture. 216 00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:04,535 Jenny? 217 00:14:04,537 --> 00:14:07,236 My wife places over too when I get going on this stuff. 218 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,478 Oh I'm sorry. Do I appear a little spaced off? 219 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,079 I think about all kinds of things when I'm out with these guys. 220 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:14,350 I think about my pedicure, 221 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,649 my kid's homework, my charity auction. 222 00:14:18,597 --> 00:14:21,432 I'm thinking about a story that I'm working on 223 00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:23,685 about how when I was 12, 224 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,957 I used to masturbate like 20 times a day... 225 00:14:25,961 --> 00:14:27,325 and I'm not sure... 226 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,517 whether I should make it like fiction... 227 00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:32,399 or like a New Yorker style essay piece. 228 00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:35,423 I don't know. 229 00:14:39,307 --> 00:14:41,455 Dinner was phenomenal. Thank you. 230 00:14:47,402 --> 00:14:49,319 - Score! - Nice shot. You got past my goal. 231 00:14:49,324 --> 00:14:50,558 Good job, there you go. 232 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,761 I knew you were his daughter and it wasn't just because of the name. 233 00:14:55,778 --> 00:14:57,733 It was the picture. 234 00:14:57,738 --> 00:14:59,504 You have his genes. 235 00:15:00,369 --> 00:15:02,185 His very strong genes. 236 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,066 I mean, look at all three of you. 237 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:06,711 Hey Shay, 238 00:15:06,716 --> 00:15:10,261 Shane has a skateboard shop. 239 00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:12,772 You skateboard? 240 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,945 I do. We even have a halfpipe at the store. 241 00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:17,444 Cool! 242 00:15:19,123 --> 00:15:20,858 Looks like you're doing real well there, I mean... 243 00:15:20,864 --> 00:15:23,108 you have your own line of hair products and everything. 244 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,581 Shane for WAX. I love that. 245 00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:28,492 Oh thank you, that was my partner Chase's idea. 246 00:15:29,268 --> 00:15:32,704 - Oh is he the boy of the Mohaw? - Yeah, that's him on the picture. 247 00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:35,487 - Yeah. - Are you two...? 248 00:15:35,492 --> 00:15:37,806 - Oh, no no. - Oh. 249 00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:42,551 Come on. 250 00:15:42,935 --> 00:15:45,641 Now finish your dinner or I'll take the game off the table. 251 00:15:48,538 --> 00:15:51,524 I'm actually getting married next week. 252 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:56,640 Wow! That's wonderful! Gabe! 253 00:15:56,643 --> 00:15:59,250 You're getting married, wow. 254 00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:01,100 Who knew? 255 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,371 Not me. 256 00:16:04,157 --> 00:16:06,263 Well, just because it took you 45 years... 257 00:16:06,268 --> 00:16:07,476 to settle down, Gabe... 258 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,437 Everywhere we went... 259 00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:12,538 Women just through themselves at him. 260 00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,517 He didn't even have to do anything. 261 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,830 Nobody ever thought he'd settle down. 262 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,750 And look at me now. 263 00:16:20,665 --> 00:16:22,113 Well, it looks pretty good. 264 00:16:22,117 --> 00:16:23,342 It's great. 265 00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:26,816 So what does he do, your guy? 266 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,330 She's a DJ. 267 00:16:37,178 --> 00:16:38,553 And her name is Carmen. 268 00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:45,946 Well see, I told you.... 269 00:16:45,952 --> 00:16:49,380 I looked at your picture and I said I bet she's gay. 270 00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:53,112 - She did. She nailed that. - Yeah. 271 00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:55,403 Yes. 272 00:16:55,977 --> 00:16:57,154 Ah, you won! 273 00:16:58,019 --> 00:16:59,825 My dad always lets me win. 274 00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:04,609 So... 275 00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:06,429 - Where are you getting married? - In Whistler. 276 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:07,529 - Canada. - Yeah. 277 00:17:07,535 --> 00:17:09,949 - I've heard you can do that there, yeah? - Yes, you can. 278 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,392 Just...yeah... 279 00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:14,894 Hey, we should go! 280 00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:17,334 I mean, it's so close. We... 281 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,418 Honey, slow down. We haven't exactly been invited. 282 00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:22,359 Oh... 283 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,339 No, you're invited. 284 00:17:30,278 --> 00:17:32,425 I'd like for you guys to be there. 285 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:37,368 If...you'd like. 286 00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:48,702 I want to believe, my friends. 287 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,345 Believe me, I do. 288 00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:55,147 'Cause my friend Shane is getting married this weekend. 289 00:17:55,921 --> 00:17:58,167 And I wanna believe for Shane. 290 00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:03,800 And I wanna believe for all of the rest of us who are flailing around in this abyss 291 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,583 trying to feel what we're supposed to feel 292 00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,683 in order to connect in meaningful ways. 293 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:14,289 I wanna believe that real true connection among human beings is actually possible. 294 00:18:16,685 --> 00:18:19,341 And supposedly marriage can access. 295 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:23,692 I mean, supposedly it improves our moral fiber and all. 296 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,555 Which begs the question... 297 00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:29,987 Why do this crazy creepy defending-the-family crusaders 298 00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,907 think it's a bad thing for gays? 299 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,060 Why can't they just wish us well? 300 00:18:35,274 --> 00:18:36,070 Hypocrites. 301 00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:46,037 'Cause we're going to Canada, people, whether you like it or not 302 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,116 to take our best shot at this connection. 303 00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:53,689 And if we fail, it is not because we're less wholesome than you are. 304 00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:55,870 Please, I mean you guys... 305 00:18:55,876 --> 00:18:59,032 have been feeling this miserably since the beginning of recorded history. 306 00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:05,457 And if we succeed, and our love connections actually flourish... 307 00:19:05,463 --> 00:19:09,021 then there's a little less loneliness in the world. 308 00:19:09,914 --> 00:19:12,270 And even I might start believe in miracles. 309 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,296 - Welcome to Fairmont Chateau Whistler. - Thank you. 310 00:19:22,514 --> 00:19:23,218 Hi. 311 00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:24,990 Hello. 312 00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,198 Wow, look at this place. 313 00:19:32,786 --> 00:19:33,975 Here comes the bride. 314 00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:35,643 Look at this. 315 00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:38,225 Happy? 316 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:38,977 This is amazing. 317 00:19:38,983 --> 00:19:40,287 It's so nice you're here for the wedding, Peggy. 318 00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:03,630 They're all dressed in the same clothes. 319 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,012 She didn't think they were coming though. 320 00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:09,933 I think Helena might have had something to do with it. 321 00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,572 Perdona me... 322 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,176 My baby getting married! 323 00:20:32,082 --> 00:20:34,787 Everybody, this is Carmen's friend Helena. 324 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:39,531 She's the one that phoned me and invited us all and paid for our plane tickets and our hotel rooms. 325 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:43,876 Thank you, Helena! 326 00:20:43,881 --> 00:20:45,115 It's my pleasure. 327 00:20:52,536 --> 00:20:54,030 I guess it grows on trees. 328 00:21:01,599 --> 00:21:03,424 You bought a dress? 329 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:06,866 I need to check it. 330 00:21:08,153 --> 00:21:10,988 I want to make sure that jewelry goes with it. 331 00:21:11,985 --> 00:21:13,932 And look, we have Bebi to do your hair! 332 00:21:16,287 --> 00:21:18,414 Oh, Shane, Shane... 333 00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:21,976 you're going to make such a handsome bride. 334 00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:22,966 Oh, groom... 335 00:21:23,712 --> 00:21:24,659 Thank you. 336 00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:25,750 So handsome. 337 00:21:28,536 --> 00:21:32,674 You are coming with us, we are going sighting at the Whistler village. 338 00:21:33,556 --> 00:21:36,234 Not allowed to see her now until the wedding, ok? 339 00:21:36,239 --> 00:21:36,984 Ok. 340 00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:40,836 - Bye. - Bye. 341 00:21:50,157 --> 00:21:52,672 Hey baby, sure you don't wanna come up? 342 00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:54,246 It's really fun. 343 00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:57,777 Alright, I see you later. 344 00:21:59,773 --> 00:22:01,570 Do you hate skiing also? 345 00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:10,084 I just hate all the bullshit that you have to go through with all the equipment. 346 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:13,424 Me too. 347 00:22:15,021 --> 00:22:20,070 I don't do any leisure activities that require me to use more than one piece of equipment. 348 00:22:23,388 --> 00:22:24,322 Except sex. 349 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,876 Sex isn't a leisure activity. 350 00:22:30,802 --> 00:22:31,975 What is sex then? 351 00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:34,870 Sometimes it's a revelation. 352 00:22:37,036 --> 00:22:38,449 Sometimes it's fun. 353 00:22:40,495 --> 00:22:42,061 Sometimes it's scary. 354 00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,306 Sometimes it's tepid. 355 00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:50,688 Which is it with your friend? 356 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,320 I'm interested. I've never been with a transsexual. 357 00:22:56,805 --> 00:22:58,700 That's a personal question. 358 00:23:01,518 --> 00:23:03,744 I only ask questions that are personal. 359 00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:07,716 Questions that can't be answered by a text book. 360 00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:11,379 Besides, I'm writing an article. 361 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,290 About sex with a transsexual? 362 00:23:15,657 --> 00:23:17,351 Unfortunately no. 363 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:21,475 Just a very silly article for a very silly magazine. 364 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,026 Gay travel destination. 365 00:23:30,255 --> 00:23:33,291 So I'd like to know what it's like here for you and... 366 00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:36,243 Max. 367 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,968 Why is your article silly? 368 00:23:42,704 --> 00:23:47,579 Because I think every place should be a gay travel destination. 369 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:51,152 We limit ourselves with these stupid... 370 00:23:52,918 --> 00:23:53,744 Labels. 371 00:23:55,531 --> 00:23:56,504 Labels. 372 00:24:11,441 --> 00:24:14,887 I guess Wilson wasn't ashamed of paying a black writer. 373 00:24:18,234 --> 00:24:21,348 His entire life was the black experience. 374 00:24:22,144 --> 00:24:24,240 And he never apologized, right? 375 00:24:25,977 --> 00:24:27,752 I don't wanna be labeled as a gay writer. 376 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,764 Why? 377 00:24:30,629 --> 00:24:31,285 Why? 378 00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:33,017 What are you afraid of? 379 00:24:33,022 --> 00:24:34,037 Ce n'est pas juste. 380 00:24:35,003 --> 00:24:36,277 Pourquoi c'est pas juste? 381 00:24:37,024 --> 00:24:38,041 Parce que. 382 00:24:38,906 --> 00:24:42,081 Because you didn't like labels. 383 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,532 You like that? 384 00:25:00,538 --> 00:25:01,844 Yeah. 385 00:25:15,837 --> 00:25:17,671 Thank you, Buster the horse. 386 00:25:17,677 --> 00:25:19,832 Thank you, Bably the horse. 387 00:25:20,698 --> 00:25:21,883 We're almost back. 388 00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:23,107 I was just gonna say. 389 00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:28,900 How do you make the horses stop? You say 'Woa...'. 390 00:25:32,187 --> 00:25:34,913 That was incredible. Did you see her face? 391 00:25:34,918 --> 00:25:37,195 I know, I know. So sweet. 392 00:25:37,198 --> 00:25:39,065 That was almost as good as her first step. 393 00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:42,618 I wouldn't know. 394 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,088 You were in retreat. I tried to call you. 395 00:25:48,095 --> 00:25:50,532 Anyway, I think it was good that we are both here to see it. 396 00:25:54,467 --> 00:25:55,906 Yeah, I'm glad I was here. 397 00:25:59,242 --> 00:26:01,767 So, Shane. Where is your lovely bride? 398 00:26:01,774 --> 00:26:03,698 Peggy, this is Shane's bachelor party. 399 00:26:03,703 --> 00:26:05,180 Brides are excluded. 400 00:26:06,005 --> 00:26:09,741 Oh my Goodness, I had no idea you were such role-playing lesbians. 401 00:26:09,749 --> 00:26:10,884 No, we're not. 402 00:26:10,888 --> 00:26:12,525 You know, actually I'd like for her to be here... 403 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,525 but her family is so traditional, so... 404 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:15,797 I stepped back. 405 00:26:17,001 --> 00:26:18,039 I think that's nice. 406 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,818 I think that's regressive. 407 00:26:20,795 --> 00:26:25,073 Well, we're pretty traditional in our family too. Aren't we, Mommy? 408 00:26:26,156 --> 00:26:28,294 Oh look, Bette and Tina are here now. 409 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,026 Time for dinner. Please, take my hand. 410 00:26:32,031 --> 00:26:35,877 And let me bury my head in your ample bosom if I get a little too emotional. 411 00:26:41,645 --> 00:26:45,502 You got quite an appetite there, girl? Better save some room for fondue. 412 00:26:46,407 --> 00:26:47,454 I'm pregnant. 413 00:26:48,329 --> 00:26:49,225 Yeah... 414 00:26:56,226 --> 00:26:57,600 No fucking way. 415 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,863 No, don't do that! Stop it! 416 00:26:59,865 --> 00:27:01,872 I'm sorry, that was... 417 00:27:02,947 --> 00:27:03,863 completely stupid. 418 00:27:03,869 --> 00:27:05,094 Yeah... 419 00:27:05,538 --> 00:27:06,767 Ok, ok... 420 00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:10,266 Let me try this again, erm... 421 00:27:10,903 --> 00:27:14,942 I don't know what you're planing, but it's certainly your decision... 422 00:27:14,944 --> 00:27:16,522 completely and totally. 423 00:27:16,527 --> 00:27:17,640 You got that right! 424 00:27:17,647 --> 00:27:20,413 Yeah ok, I just want you to know that I'm with you. 425 00:27:21,209 --> 00:27:24,466 I'll support you in whatever decision you make. 426 00:27:24,471 --> 00:27:30,840 Specifically, I'll take you to the doctor I'll hold your hand during the... 427 00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:38,015 procedure and I'll drive you home and put you to bed with a hot water bubble. 428 00:27:38,029 --> 00:27:40,355 Or, you know, if you decide to... 429 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:49,019 go through with it, I'll be your coach and I'll bust my ass ... 430 00:27:49,175 --> 00:27:52,103 to save enough money to put our kid through college. 431 00:27:58,692 --> 00:28:02,769 Ok everybody, we would like to make a toast... 432 00:28:02,771 --> 00:28:05,290 to our dear friend Shane. 433 00:28:05,293 --> 00:28:06,478 Yes, Shane... 434 00:28:07,204 --> 00:28:09,542 We have been through a lot together as friends. 435 00:28:10,378 --> 00:28:12,272 Especially in the last few months. 436 00:28:12,279 --> 00:28:15,855 Shane, the thing that you've taught us about friendship, 437 00:28:15,859 --> 00:28:17,576 is about being fearless. 438 00:28:17,582 --> 00:28:21,708 So thank you very much, Shane, for convincing me to cut off... 439 00:28:21,713 --> 00:28:25,960 my lustrous mink-like long mane... 440 00:28:26,248 --> 00:28:27,843 as short as humanly possible. 441 00:28:28,087 --> 00:28:28,743 And Shane? 442 00:28:29,819 --> 00:28:32,094 Thank you very much for not making it look like yours. 443 00:28:36,821 --> 00:28:38,388 It's really grown back fast. 444 00:28:38,393 --> 00:28:39,369 Yes, it has. 445 00:28:41,196 --> 00:28:45,393 Shane, thank you as a friend, for saving me from going home... 446 00:28:45,399 --> 00:28:47,504 with that girl that night. You know the one I'm talking about. 447 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:51,296 And, as a friend, taking her home yourself instead. Thank you. 448 00:28:52,551 --> 00:28:58,629 Shane, only you could make a two piece ensemble look good. 449 00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:03,652 - At 7.30 in the morning. - Drunk. - After a one-night stand. 450 00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:08,334 In all seriousness, you are our best friend. 451 00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:15,979 Shane, you're the most loyal friend I and, I think I can speak for the group, 452 00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:17,550 that we have ever met. 453 00:29:18,585 --> 00:29:21,064 And you've never left our sides... 454 00:29:21,066 --> 00:29:23,134 when things have become dark. 455 00:29:23,139 --> 00:29:26,868 And I think that you've taught the whole group... 456 00:29:26,871 --> 00:29:29,827 that people are just beautiful. 457 00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:37,442 And we know that, if Dana was here, that she would be very happy to know that you're marrying someone you love. 458 00:29:40,138 --> 00:29:43,466 So, we love you, very much. And congratulations. 459 00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:48,620 To Shane! To Shane! Congratulations. 460 00:29:52,438 --> 00:29:54,761 So my dear Shane, although I don't understand... 461 00:29:54,766 --> 00:29:57,836 why you would embrace an institution that breeds conformity... 462 00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,744 and restricts free will. That said... 463 00:29:59,749 --> 00:30:06,819 if you give one another children, I only hope that there is generous and kind... 464 00:30:06,826 --> 00:30:11,952 lovely as the one my good-for-nothing Brit gave me. 465 00:30:12,998 --> 00:30:14,906 What about that? Are you guys gonna have kids? 466 00:30:17,812 --> 00:30:20,309 Well, she's the one who brought it up. 467 00:30:21,161 --> 00:30:23,678 You won't have kids. You don't one, do you? 468 00:30:28,105 --> 00:30:29,381 Yeah, I think I do. 469 00:30:29,426 --> 00:30:30,345 You do? 470 00:30:30,647 --> 00:30:31,595 Yeah. 471 00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:34,587 I think you'd be a wonderful parent. 472 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,508 Yeah, and Carmen would be really beautiful pregnant. 473 00:30:40,744 --> 00:30:43,711 What makes you think that Shane wouldn't carry the baby? 474 00:30:43,714 --> 00:30:44,743 Ah, woa woa... 475 00:30:44,747 --> 00:30:47,724 I don't know about that. I don't know if I go that far, but I think... 476 00:30:47,730 --> 00:30:51,545 that in any event, I think kids are... 477 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,998 such a beautiful gift because... 478 00:30:54,001 --> 00:30:59,350 I don't know, I mean, I look at that little one and that love that you have for her and... 479 00:30:59,356 --> 00:31:02,953 the love that you actually have for each other despite... 480 00:31:02,956 --> 00:31:05,435 the things you're going through. 481 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,776 I don't know, it just seems that... 482 00:31:09,491 --> 00:31:13,107 sometimes love just doesn't last the way you hope it will, but... 483 00:31:14,063 --> 00:31:17,782 if you get through that pain, it could last in ways that are more precious. 484 00:31:18,747 --> 00:31:19,561 Maybe. 485 00:31:20,465 --> 00:31:21,493 Possibly. 486 00:31:22,487 --> 00:31:23,033 Wow... 487 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:25,586 I'm Alice, it's nice to meet you. 488 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:31,087 Anyway, Shane... 489 00:31:31,985 --> 00:31:33,130 As your best man... 490 00:31:33,133 --> 00:31:38,054 Is is my honor to present you the gift from your bride to be. 491 00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:38,893 What? 492 00:31:38,906 --> 00:31:40,263 Yes. 493 00:31:40,270 --> 00:31:41,172 What? 494 00:31:41,178 --> 00:31:45,465 So, this is a gift from Carmen to Shane 495 00:31:46,153 --> 00:31:47,409 with all her heart. 496 00:31:48,985 --> 00:31:49,988 Come on, get up. 497 00:31:49,994 --> 00:31:50,610 What is it? 498 00:31:50,614 --> 00:31:51,291 Come on! 499 00:31:57,067 --> 00:31:59,015 What the hell is this? 500 00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:04,016 Hey, congratulations, Shane, my name's God-des... 501 00:32:04,021 --> 00:32:05,377 and this is She... 502 00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:08,690 and Carmen wanted me to tell you something really important. 503 00:32:08,696 --> 00:32:11,552 That there actually is a prescription to a happy marriage. 504 00:32:11,557 --> 00:32:13,222 And this is it: 505 00:32:14,096 --> 00:32:15,492 Good evening class 506 00:32:15,497 --> 00:32:17,386 I would like to welcome you 507 00:32:17,389 --> 00:32:19,767 to Pussy Eating 101. 508 00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:21,726 Pay close attention now. 509 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:24,608 There's rules and regulations to pleasing a girl. 510 00:32:24,613 --> 00:32:26,882 Going down town could really rock her world. 511 00:32:26,884 --> 00:32:29,011 But you gotta make sure that you know what you're doing. 512 00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:31,202 There's a map down there that you gotta start learnin'. 513 00:32:31,209 --> 00:32:33,764 First you gotta make sure you rehearse. 514 00:32:33,769 --> 00:32:35,776 Move around your tongue like you're trying to curse. 515 00:32:35,782 --> 00:32:38,158 'Cause there's nothing worse than a tongue that doesn't work . 516 00:32:38,161 --> 00:32:40,388 Then your girl will be mad and you feel like a jerk. 517 00:32:40,394 --> 00:32:42,811 Spread out your lips before you kiss. 518 00:32:42,814 --> 00:32:44,969 You wanna make sure that you find the clit. 519 00:32:44,974 --> 00:32:47,434 Lick a little bit then move it all around. 520 00:32:47,437 --> 00:32:49,732 Lick it all over till you hear her make a sound. 521 00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:52,105 Then you know that you found a good spot. 522 00:32:52,121 --> 00:32:54,267 Tease it and touch it but not a lot. 523 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:58,948 With your mouth down south you're in control. You can make it happen fast or slow. 524 00:32:58,965 --> 00:33:01,220 Lick it, you better lick it right. 525 00:33:01,224 --> 00:33:03,510 Touch it, better touch it right. 526 00:33:03,518 --> 00:33:05,801 Kiss it, better kiss it right. 527 00:33:05,807 --> 00:33:08,103 Do that pussy right. 528 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,196 Lick it, you better lick it right. 529 00:33:10,202 --> 00:33:12,407 Touch it, better touch it right. 530 00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:14,860 Kiss it, better kiss it right. 531 00:33:14,874 --> 00:33:17,251 Do that pussy right. 532 00:33:17,253 --> 00:33:19,519 Let your mouth do the talkin' and your tongue do the walkin'. 533 00:33:19,524 --> 00:33:21,704 Work on your cardio there is no stoppin' 534 00:33:21,707 --> 00:33:23,955 Get through the pain if your jaw locks. 535 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:26,145 You gotta be a soldier and don't stop. 536 00:33:26,148 --> 00:33:28,545 Lick her and finger her at the same time. 537 00:33:28,651 --> 00:33:30,848 Feel around the G-spot. Seek and you shall find. 538 00:33:30,852 --> 00:33:33,147 Rub on the spot, lick on top. 539 00:33:33,155 --> 00:33:35,550 You gotta be coordinated. Show her what you got. 540 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:37,851 So once you got that down, put your other hand around. 541 00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:39,862 You have to be blunt and not profound. 542 00:33:39,868 --> 00:33:41,763 Put your wet pinky finger in... 543 00:33:44,162 --> 00:33:45,464 Good night. 544 00:33:45,470 --> 00:33:46,316 Good night. 545 00:33:50,325 --> 00:33:51,329 Good night, sweetie. 546 00:33:55,527 --> 00:33:56,414 Tina? 547 00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:58,675 It was a really nice night. 548 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:04,046 Felt really good to be together and getting along. 549 00:34:05,973 --> 00:34:08,448 And she really loved the sleigh ride. 550 00:34:11,285 --> 00:34:12,702 So did I. 551 00:34:16,067 --> 00:34:18,304 That's what I hope for us, Bette. 552 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,406 For our family. 553 00:34:20,411 --> 00:34:23,319 I hope we can do family things together. 554 00:34:24,254 --> 00:34:26,338 I think that's what would be best for Angelica. 555 00:34:28,455 --> 00:34:30,983 And maybe one day, when we're ready... 556 00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,551 we can take vacations together. 557 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,936 I'd really like that. 558 00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:54,997 Good night. 559 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,775 Good night. 560 00:35:10,829 --> 00:35:12,547 Hey Joyce, It's Bette Porter calling... 561 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,900 Listen, I'd... 562 00:35:17,053 --> 00:35:18,750 I'm maybe having a change of heart. 563 00:35:19,537 --> 00:35:21,971 I want you to hold off sending that letter to Tina's lawyer. 564 00:35:21,976 --> 00:35:26,222 I'm not sure that I wanna go for sole custody. 565 00:35:26,819 --> 00:35:31,168 I don't think it's in Angelica's best interest. 566 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,107 So... 567 00:35:32,121 --> 00:35:32,898 Erm... 568 00:35:32,904 --> 00:35:35,189 Anyway, call me when you get this message. 569 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:36,919 Thanks. 570 00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:02,155 Can I come in? 571 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,025 Yeah. 572 00:36:04,001 --> 00:36:04,817 But... 573 00:36:05,671 --> 00:36:06,939 I think we should talk. 574 00:36:12,244 --> 00:36:13,860 What do you wanna talk about? 575 00:36:16,947 --> 00:36:18,455 What's happening between us? 576 00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:22,346 How you're feeling, how I'm feeling. 577 00:36:29,747 --> 00:36:31,490 I don't wanna talk. 578 00:36:37,961 --> 00:36:39,367 I don't wanna talk. 579 00:36:52,318 --> 00:36:54,414 I love my present. 580 00:36:57,243 --> 00:37:00,158 And I wish I could do exactly what they were talking. 581 00:37:00,165 --> 00:37:01,100 You can't come in. 582 00:37:01,103 --> 00:37:02,418 It's against the rules. 583 00:37:02,423 --> 00:37:03,339 Come on... 584 00:37:03,344 --> 00:37:03,860 Shane... 585 00:37:19,536 --> 00:37:20,960 I hope that's Carmen. 586 00:37:23,648 --> 00:37:24,642 You made it. 587 00:37:24,648 --> 00:37:26,354 Of course we made it. 588 00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:28,273 Oh my God! 589 00:37:28,279 --> 00:37:30,634 Gabrile McCutcheon, my wife Carla. 590 00:37:30,641 --> 00:37:31,296 Hi. 591 00:37:31,302 --> 00:37:33,397 Hi. Very good to meet you. 592 00:37:33,404 --> 00:37:34,679 Hi. 593 00:37:38,497 --> 00:37:40,201 Thank you. 594 00:37:40,206 --> 00:37:41,160 Welcome. 595 00:37:42,028 --> 00:37:43,743 Thank you, wow. 596 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,034 I'm so glad that you guys made it. 597 00:37:47,009 --> 00:37:48,277 Me too. 598 00:37:48,281 --> 00:37:51,158 Honey, we should probably go to sleep, you know... 599 00:37:51,161 --> 00:37:52,258 leave these two alone. 600 00:37:53,245 --> 00:37:55,580 Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed too. 601 00:37:55,585 --> 00:37:57,482 I think tomorrow is kind of a big day. 602 00:38:00,767 --> 00:38:02,215 Let us get a drink. 603 00:38:03,129 --> 00:38:04,355 Yeah, let's do it. 604 00:38:05,391 --> 00:38:08,196 That guy is a total night-all. Never goes to sleep before 2am. 605 00:38:09,152 --> 00:38:12,890 Oh my God. This one is the exact same way. 2am. 606 00:38:12,895 --> 00:38:14,049 Right? 607 00:38:15,506 --> 00:38:16,373 Bye. 608 00:38:18,189 --> 00:38:19,213 See you tomorrow. 609 00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,587 So aren't you two gonna go skiing? 610 00:38:40,623 --> 00:38:43,917 Never skied and I don't figure today is the best day to start. 611 00:38:43,923 --> 00:38:46,148 Well, you could take a private lesson. 612 00:38:46,154 --> 00:38:47,390 Yeah, she's right. 613 00:38:48,314 --> 00:38:50,421 And we've got private instructors for everyone. 614 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:52,163 I think Carmen and her sisters are up there. 615 00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:53,774 Oh really? 616 00:38:54,469 --> 00:38:56,996 No, you go along. We're just gonna hang out here. 617 00:38:57,822 --> 00:38:58,385 Ok. 618 00:38:58,391 --> 00:39:02,027 Ok, well...what should we do? Should we stay at Blackcomb or should we check out Whistler? 619 00:39:02,035 --> 00:39:03,019 Whistler has more snow. 620 00:39:03,024 --> 00:39:04,060 Alright, let's go. 621 00:39:04,066 --> 00:39:05,219 Bye. 622 00:39:05,226 --> 00:39:05,920 Byebye. 623 00:39:09,146 --> 00:39:12,003 You know, if there's anything you two need... 624 00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:16,636 This whole wedding is like a gift to Shane from me, so... 625 00:39:17,594 --> 00:39:18,869 Just talk to me, ok? 626 00:39:43,666 --> 00:39:47,635 Well, it's beautiful up here, isn't it? Hi, I'm Marylin. 627 00:39:53,805 --> 00:39:54,558 You're gonna try it? 628 00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:08,567 I see my friends down there. 629 00:40:09,123 --> 00:40:12,969 - The two boys on the snowboards? - Well, they're not boys. 630 00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:17,681 Well, one of them is, sort of... 631 00:40:19,328 --> 00:40:23,697 The other one, Shane, she's getting married tonight to her girlfriend, Carmen. 632 00:40:26,502 --> 00:40:28,479 I think I'm marrying them. 633 00:40:31,557 --> 00:40:32,369 What do you mean? 634 00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:37,013 Well, I'm a marriage commissioner. 635 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,824 I perform wedding ceremonies, mostly same sex couples. 636 00:40:42,581 --> 00:40:43,526 Nice to meet you. 637 00:40:47,855 --> 00:40:51,172 So I just...I think it was too much for me, losing her twice. 638 00:40:52,379 --> 00:40:55,184 Yeah, you're like Roxanne and Cyrano de Bergerac. 639 00:40:56,969 --> 00:41:01,538 'In my life I've had but one love. And now I must lose them twice.' 640 00:41:04,573 --> 00:41:08,381 How is it that you're 56 years old and you've only slept with two women? 641 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,772 I mean, when did you realize you were a dyke? 642 00:41:11,649 --> 00:41:18,277 Well, Alice, In 1973 I was married and living in Palo Alto, California. 643 00:41:20,555 --> 00:41:23,700 I joined this women's consciousness reason group and there was this women, Teri... 644 00:41:24,896 --> 00:41:29,154 Oh, she was so free, and in her sexual power. I was wildly attracted to her. 645 00:41:30,331 --> 00:41:31,186 So you guys got along? 646 00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:34,006 No, we kissed once and I guess I was too scared. 647 00:41:35,462 --> 00:41:38,438 No, the first time I made love to a woman was about one year later. 648 00:41:39,554 --> 00:41:41,891 - She was an heiress. - An heiress? 649 00:41:43,649 --> 00:41:46,072 She hired my husband Chad... 650 00:41:46,088 --> 00:41:49,104 to design her west coast corporate headquarters. 651 00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:54,220 She was fabulous, so beautiful and arrogant. 652 00:41:56,704 --> 00:41:59,970 - So you slept with your husband's boss? - Yeah. 653 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,165 - That's pretty bad girl. - Yeah, we had a wild affair. 654 00:42:04,661 --> 00:42:08,666 And then she broke my heart. You know... shuttled off to London, married some pennyless 655 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:16,522 aristocrat. And I went home to my stifling family life and been come out of the closet for another 15 years. 656 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:20,993 Hey, I have a proposition for you, Alice. 657 00:42:23,399 --> 00:42:25,198 I'm just asking you to think about it, that's all. 658 00:42:25,672 --> 00:42:28,257 No, not suggesting that Bette shouldn't be in Angelica's life. 659 00:42:29,293 --> 00:42:30,319 I won't reneg... 660 00:42:30,644 --> 00:42:32,070 It's an unrevocable decision, Tina. 661 00:42:32,074 --> 00:42:35,100 If you allow Bette to legally adopt Angelica... 662 00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,304 She'll be tied to you for the rest of your life. 663 00:42:37,307 --> 00:42:38,784 That's what happens when two people have a baby... 664 00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:42,087 and then they split up. I gave her my promise. 665 00:42:42,442 --> 00:42:46,978 - Because you feel guilty. - Because it's the right thing to do. 666 00:42:47,305 --> 00:42:50,051 What if you and I were to decide to get married. 667 00:42:50,057 --> 00:42:52,731 I'd never be able to be Angelica's dad! 668 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,485 If she already has another parent, I would be your husband, 669 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:58,626 but I wouldn't legally be your daughter's father. 670 00:42:59,549 --> 00:43:01,076 We're not there yet, Henry. 671 00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:03,839 Bette is Angelica's rightful parent. 672 00:43:03,845 --> 00:43:05,649 You have to understand and respect that. 673 00:43:06,446 --> 00:43:07,459 Here it is, hot of the press! 674 00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:20,350 What is it? Is everything ok? 675 00:43:25,296 --> 00:43:27,353 Have you seen Alice today? 676 00:43:27,718 --> 00:43:31,243 - No, actually I'm worried about her. - Yeah well, me too. 677 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,198 I know. 678 00:43:34,201 --> 00:43:35,507 - Oh really? - Yeah. 679 00:43:36,241 --> 00:43:38,269 Just as you two were settling to work things out. 680 00:43:38,274 --> 00:43:39,499 It'll be alright. 681 00:43:40,555 --> 00:43:44,213 Hello? Joyce, hi. Yeah, I'm on a skilift, whats up? 682 00:43:47,830 --> 00:43:50,575 Shit! You're fucking kidding me. 683 00:43:52,190 --> 00:43:53,448 Well, can you get it back? 684 00:43:56,422 --> 00:43:59,182 Fuck! Ok, tell him not to open it. 685 00:44:02,087 --> 00:44:04,084 Then tell him not to send it to Tina. 686 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:06,393 Joyce? 687 00:44:08,282 --> 00:44:11,829 Shit! Shit, Shit, Shit! 688 00:44:13,354 --> 00:44:16,842 Fuck, I have to get off the line. I've gotta go find Tina, shit! 689 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,921 Damn it! What's the fastest way? 690 00:44:19,928 --> 00:44:22,385 Across this way is going to be the Black Diamond run. 691 00:44:22,739 --> 00:44:24,754 But there's moguls. Do you ski moguls? 692 00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:26,378 No, I cannot ski fucking moguls. 693 00:44:30,153 --> 00:44:33,440 Hey Tina, it's Bette. Listen, you're gonna get a letter from my lawyer today... 694 00:44:33,447 --> 00:44:37,293 and I just want you to disregard it. It was a mistake. 695 00:44:38,189 --> 00:44:41,585 And I'm very very very sorry. So just disregard it, ok? 696 00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:45,557 And call me when you get this. Ok, bye. 697 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:47,047 Fuck. 698 00:44:48,482 --> 00:44:49,519 Fuck!! 699 00:44:55,298 --> 00:44:56,583 Ok you're all ready to go. 700 00:44:57,388 --> 00:44:59,875 You sure you've done this before? 701 00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:03,517 You don't fall into the abyss, Alice. You take it on! 702 00:45:04,552 --> 00:45:08,061 Ok. Face the abyss. Embrace the abyss. 703 00:45:10,098 --> 00:45:13,955 Ok, did you decide on what your thingle's gonna be? 704 00:45:14,508 --> 00:45:15,604 Yes, erm... 705 00:45:18,152 --> 00:45:22,658 I vow that just because I'm 56 years old does not mean... 706 00:45:23,335 --> 00:45:25,719 that my romantic life is over. 707 00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:27,892 And after this wedding tonight... 708 00:45:29,558 --> 00:45:30,905 I'm gonna stop marrying other people, 709 00:45:30,907 --> 00:45:33,033 and find someone to marry me. 710 00:45:34,569 --> 00:45:37,056 - I like it. I like that. - Me too. What about you? 711 00:45:37,681 --> 00:45:40,049 Ok, I vow to... 712 00:45:40,054 --> 00:45:44,041 stop medicating myself with sex and drugs... 713 00:45:44,187 --> 00:45:45,774 and let myself feel again. 714 00:45:46,188 --> 00:45:46,811 And? 715 00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:50,875 And, yeah, erm... 716 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,989 I'll talk to Lara about how I feel and I'll ask her how she feels about me. 717 00:45:55,844 --> 00:45:57,360 - Ok. It's easy. 718 00:45:59,804 --> 00:46:02,431 - Alright, let's do this thing. I'm ready. - I'll see you on the other side. 719 00:46:02,746 --> 00:46:04,762 - You ready? - Ok, here I go, guys. 720 00:46:05,509 --> 00:46:15,341 I'm gona. Holy Shit...!! 721 00:46:29,051 --> 00:46:33,419 Keep the change, pal. Let's get out of here Come on. Here we go. 722 00:46:42,039 --> 00:46:43,366 Who is she? 723 00:46:47,044 --> 00:46:49,810 - Who is she? - What's your name, babe? 724 00:46:50,783 --> 00:46:52,832 - Patty. - Her name is Patty. 725 00:46:54,037 --> 00:46:54,993 This is Shane, my daughter. 726 00:46:59,098 --> 00:47:00,157 Can you excuse us for a minute, babe? 727 00:47:07,594 --> 00:47:10,963 I'm sorry. I'm not proud of this. 728 00:47:12,967 --> 00:47:15,024 It's just who I am, ok? 729 00:47:19,243 --> 00:47:20,637 I know you know what I'm talking about. 730 00:47:50,549 --> 00:47:52,264 ...the best meal of your life. 731 00:48:06,488 --> 00:48:08,176 I think we know one another. 732 00:48:12,712 --> 00:48:16,268 - Oh my God. - 1974. 733 00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:29,998 - Did you get my messages. I've been looking for you all afternoon. - Why? So you can take my daughter away from me? 734 00:48:31,151 --> 00:48:32,808 Tina, I didn't mean it that way. I tried to stop it. 735 00:48:32,815 --> 00:48:34,638 But I couldn't get a hold of my lawyer in time. 736 00:48:34,954 --> 00:48:37,822 Oh, your lawyer. Joyce Wishniak. That's nice. 737 00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:39,451 Please Tina, try to understand... 738 00:48:39,478 --> 00:48:41,893 I think I understand everything I need to understand, Bette. 739 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,895 You'll lose everything. Not even like a stand-on. 740 00:48:46,912 --> 00:48:49,750 - Does he speak for you now? - No, he doesn't. Henry, don't! 741 00:48:52,373 --> 00:48:57,101 - Please, believe me, Tina... - Look, I've changed my mind, I don't want you... 742 00:48:57,346 --> 00:49:00,586 to adopt my daughter. Henry and I are thinking of starting a family... 743 00:49:00,929 --> 00:49:03,976 and we want Angelica to be a full part of that. 744 00:49:04,922 --> 00:49:08,428 Don't do this. I'm warning you. 745 00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:53,256 - Alice is giving Shane away. - God. 746 00:49:57,053 --> 00:49:59,510 Everyone, my name is Marilyn Sheppard. 747 00:49:59,525 --> 00:50:02,161 I'm the wedding official. I've just been in touch... 748 00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:03,601 with Shane McCutcheon. 749 00:50:08,598 --> 00:50:11,086 She doesn't expect you to forgive her... 750 00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:12,895 She's not proud of this. 751 00:50:13,692 --> 00:50:14,969 It's just who she is. 752 00:50:16,254 --> 00:50:17,720 She wanted me to extend... 753 00:50:17,725 --> 00:50:20,482 her deepest apologies to all of her friends. 754 00:50:21,586 --> 00:50:23,013 She loves and cherishes you... 755 00:50:23,018 --> 00:50:25,104 more than you could possibly know. 756 00:50:25,710 --> 00:50:30,058 She apologizes to the Morales family and hopes... 757 00:50:30,062 --> 00:50:34,419 that you might forgive her someday... 758 00:50:34,713 --> 00:50:38,690 and maybe even understand. I'm sorry. 759 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,418 I'm ok. 760 00:51:05,943 --> 00:51:06,898 Take me home, mom. 761 00:51:08,322 --> 00:51:11,200 Don't you want to look for her? Don't you want to know what... 762 00:51:11,516 --> 00:51:13,821 I already know what happened. 763 00:51:17,727 --> 00:51:19,506 I just want to go home and be with my family. 764 00:51:42,232 --> 00:51:48,010 I wanna get really drunk and then I'm gonna dance and dance and dance. 765 00:51:48,426 --> 00:51:49,754 Would you like to dance? 766 00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:55,197 You guys, it's a straight club, you're gonna make people feel uncomfortable. 767 00:51:57,130 --> 00:51:59,639 Then they deserve to be uncomfortable, don't you think? 768 00:51:59,954 --> 00:52:02,340 No, I don't think anyone deserves to feel uncomfortable. 769 00:52:03,715 --> 00:52:08,422 Max, I don't understand why you wanna be like these people? 770 00:52:08,738 --> 00:52:10,676 You seem so much more interesting as who you are. 771 00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:12,114 How do you know who I am? 772 00:52:12,519 --> 00:52:13,796 You don't know who the fuck I am. 773 00:52:14,281 --> 00:52:15,719 How do you know I'm not like these people? 774 00:52:16,523 --> 00:52:25,485 Max, you're great the way you are and the way you were. You know what happens when you walk into this room? 775 00:52:26,259 --> 00:52:28,633 - What? - People will start watching you. 776 00:52:30,161 --> 00:52:34,780 They're looking at you closely. And at first they think you're one of them. 777 00:52:35,094 --> 00:52:39,171 But then they look a little more closely and they begin to feel uneasy because they realize you're not. 778 00:52:42,207 --> 00:52:46,976 You're always gonna be one of the others. You're like us. 779 00:52:50,852 --> 00:52:51,659 You don't know that. 780 00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:00,762 I'm gonna dance. 781 00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:19,904 - I haven't done this since I was like... - Ouch! 782 00:53:20,009 --> 00:53:23,656 ...14 and it was awful because my little sister was really good at it... 783 00:53:24,082 --> 00:53:28,298 and I just always ended up making big giant knots. 784 00:53:29,095 --> 00:53:34,283 - I didn't know you had a little sister. - Yeah, I do, and 3 brothers. - You do? 785 00:53:34,780 --> 00:53:36,675 - That's a big family. - I know. 786 00:53:43,003 --> 00:53:45,781 I'm really glad that we're...you know...finally 787 00:53:46,215 --> 00:53:48,813 - Alice... - What? What? 788 00:53:49,207 --> 00:53:50,534 I need to tell you something. 789 00:53:51,227 --> 00:53:53,535 Hey you two, what are you doing sitting out here? 790 00:53:55,960 --> 00:54:01,368 We're just playing. Trying to get over the debacle of the evening. 791 00:54:01,762 --> 00:54:03,031 Yeah, what a night, huh? 792 00:54:03,656 --> 00:54:05,330 - Yeah. - Poor Carmen. 793 00:54:05,606 --> 00:54:06,343 What do you think happened? 794 00:54:07,157 --> 00:54:11,675 Well, Shane's father found 10.000 dollars, left his wife and ran off with some flizzie. 795 00:54:13,012 --> 00:54:14,136 - What? - Yeah. 796 00:54:16,334 --> 00:54:17,917 Where did Shane's dad get 10.000 dollars? 797 00:54:18,174 --> 00:54:18,619 I don't know. 798 00:54:19,786 --> 00:54:23,350 Oh my God! Is that what happened? 799 00:54:29,069 --> 00:54:35,068 Well, he has no money. He wanted to buy her a wedding gift. It was heartbreaking. 800 00:54:35,192 --> 00:54:38,882 - Misses Peabody, would there be anything else? - No, no, I'm fine. I'll be there in a minute. 801 00:54:40,535 --> 00:54:45,503 My darling, I have cherished the time we've spent together. It has reaffirmed all of my... 802 00:54:45,691 --> 00:54:51,736 recent convictions. Now, because I love you so very much. I'm going to do something truly radical. 803 00:54:52,814 --> 00:54:56,099 - Mommy, he told me, he was going to buy her a gift. - Sweerheart. Sweetheart... 804 00:54:58,737 --> 00:55:00,873 I'm cutting you off financially. 805 00:55:02,487 --> 00:55:07,925 From this moment forth, you are going to have to make relationships with people who love you for yourself. 806 00:55:08,244 --> 00:55:14,309 - Not your money. - You are not serious? 807 00:55:14,637 --> 00:55:16,632 This is gonna turn your life around, darling. 808 00:55:17,646 --> 00:55:21,135 You're such a wonderful girl, such a beautiful girl. 809 00:55:21,439 --> 00:55:23,534 You have such a surprisingly kind heart. 810 00:55:25,361 --> 00:55:30,220 You need to know that people love you even if you're pennyless. 811 00:55:40,872 --> 00:55:44,389 It was wonderful to meet you, Helena. I look forward to getting to know you better. 812 00:55:46,205 --> 00:55:48,022 Thank you. Thank you my dear. 813 00:55:51,608 --> 00:55:53,762 Wow! Go Marilyn. 814 00:56:02,202 --> 00:56:03,307 It's ok. It's ok. 815 00:56:06,594 --> 00:56:09,003 - I cannot believe what Peggy did. - I know. 816 00:56:09,429 --> 00:56:11,924 - That was so odd. - I don't know how she's gonna make it. 817 00:56:12,368 --> 00:56:13,553 - I know. Did you see the look on her face? - Yeah. 818 00:56:14,180 --> 00:56:16,225 She looked like a little girl. It's crazy. 819 00:56:18,243 --> 00:56:20,738 Where is she? Where are they? 820 00:56:21,533 --> 00:56:23,320 I don't know. Out? 821 00:56:25,718 --> 00:56:26,524 What's that? 822 00:56:27,797 --> 00:56:29,546 Everything was fine with the little one. 823 00:56:29,959 --> 00:56:32,858 We read our favorite book until her other mother came for her. 824 00:56:35,013 --> 00:56:36,288 Fuck you, Bette! 825 00:56:37,204 --> 00:56:43,492 Bette, it's Tina. This is not ok. This is not your night with Angelica. Do you understand? 826 00:56:43,746 --> 00:56:46,314 This is not ok. Where the hell are you? 827 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:52,389 It's ok, baby. It's ok. Everything's gonna be just fine. 828 00:56:55,523 --> 00:56:57,709 Angelica and Momma B...We're just gonna go for a little adventure... 829 00:56:58,145 --> 00:56:59,901 until we figure out what to do next. 830 00:57:00,946 --> 00:57:03,173 Ok? It's ok, sweetie. 831 00:57:09,762 --> 00:57:10,777 It's ok, sweetie. 832 00:57:12,315 --> 00:57:14,570 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. 833 00:57:51,597 --> 00:57:54,993 Subbing: PerfectSam www.forom.com 63753

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