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Previously on The L Word...
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This is Bette. This is Angelica's other mother.
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Thanks for letting us hang with Angelica today.
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- You want me to take a picture?
- A family picture.
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You're Angelica's intended parent.
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California court would almost certainly grant the adoption.
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That's not what I want. I don't want 50-50 joint custody.
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Don't tell me you're trying to get out of child support.
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I want sole custody.
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Her blood pressure started to fall...
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and inspite of our best efforts
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her heart failed and we couldn't bring her back.
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Are you gonna sell out?
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Start sleeping with the enemy?
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If you think men are the enemy,
than you and I have a problem.
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I'm her girlfriend.
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We live in the same house and we sleep in the same bed.
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- ...mother.
- Get out. Both of you.
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Do you marry me?
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Yes.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Come in.
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Scratch me.
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- Oh Harder.
- I don't wanna hurt you.
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It's ok. I just wanna feel something.
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I want you to make me bleed.
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Please, make me bleed.
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It's sort of like a Mexican wedding cake.
it's got pineapple and walnuts in it.
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Lara, you are a culinary genious.
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Do you guys think that Shane's gonna go through with it?
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I have to admit, I'm a little bit surprised
that she's gotten this far.
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All I can say is she'd better go through with it because...
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I put 15 rooms at the Fairmont Chateau Whistler.
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Not to mention the...what was it?
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- The fondue.
- The massages.
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That's very generous of you.
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It's nice to have rich friends, isn't it?
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You know, it makes me...
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happy to to it 'cause...
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Shane doesn't have any family and Carmen...
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I don't know if any of the them coming.
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Are there any of her family coming?
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Oh my God! You guys haven't heard about Shane?
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- You know?
- What?
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That Shane's meeting with her dad tomorrow.
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- What?
- I thought Shane was an orphan.
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Yeah I thought she was an orphan too.
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A couple of weeks ago...
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Her dad's wife was in a beauty salon or whatever...
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and she was reading Angelina Magazine.
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- I did that.
- Alright, that piece about WAX.
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I didn't see that.
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She gave it to her dad,
and her dad called...
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Anyway, Shane is going to Oregon City...
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to visit Gabriel...
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- ...McCutcheon.
- Wow!
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I think I'm gonna go, you guys.
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- Byebye.
- Bye Alice.
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- Your cake was fantastic.
- Oh thank you.
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It was really good.
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Kit, can i have your cake?
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Bye!
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- Hey Alice?
- Yeah?
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Are you ok?
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Yeah. I am.
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I just have a lot to do with the wedding and everything.
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Thanks for asking.
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No. I don't want Carmen to know.
I don't wanna get her hopes up.
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Just make sure the hotel's holding the rooms, alright?
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You should see Carmen, she looks incredible!
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Fine. I've gotta go. Bye.
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...twist and turn and shake it all loud.
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I don't know. What should I do?
Should I go like bridal femme?
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Should I totally try and push it up in some way?
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What's Shane doing?
Is she wearing a traditional tux?
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No, It's Shane. So she's not gonna do anything traditional.
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You know what? It doesn't matter.
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You should just do whatever feels good for you.
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Try this one.
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- What?
- I don't know. I don't know.
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Am i really trying to marry the most unobtainable
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person on the face of this planet?
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It's ok.
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You were thinking about ditching on me, weren't you?
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- No, I...
- Yes, you were. I saw it in your eyes.
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Come on. It's ok.
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So you're a hairdresser in a skateboard shop.
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I might need an explanation.
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Don't really have one. It's just what I do.
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Ok!
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Have you always wanted to do that?
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Did you go to school for it?
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No, I just kinda picked it up on the way.
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You're not giving me a lot to work with here.
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You don't like answering questions, huh?
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Well, I don't either.
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So go ahead,
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ask me something.
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Why did you wanna meet me?
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I didn't.
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My wife Carla made me.
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At least you're honest.
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When I saw you standing up there on the street...
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when I saw you deciding if you were gonna ditch me...
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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I bet you were.
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Kind of like when I was little, right?
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Kind of sorta.
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This needs to be taken in like this.
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- That's a lot though.
- I don't like it.
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Jenny, what did you wear when you got married.
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- You were married?
- Oh yes.
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I wore a beautiful pair of black Converse
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with a great pair of rich tights with dirt on them.
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A jeans skirt and then I wore this...
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beautiful old ripped stained pink sweatshirt.
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That's not exactly your wedding dress of your childhood dreams.
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I didn't really have that childhood thing of...
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you know, getting married.
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You know that all little girls are supposed
to have that kind of dream, right?
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Not little gay girls.
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Oh, wow. This has 'Jenny' written all over it.
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That's beautiful.
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Look at the beats.
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When Tina and I were talking about getting married,
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We both wanted to have fabulous dresses.
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How come you guys didn't get married?
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Tina thought it would be too conventional.
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She didn't wanna cleave to the heterosexual paradigm.
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Now it's cleaving all over her.
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Oh God!
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Come back to us, Tina. Come back on our site.
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Fuck that. They can have her.
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I think you would look beautiful in your wedding dress.
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Go on, Bette. Try it on.
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No thanks.
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I mean, I knew I was gay since I was 12, but...
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I don't know, I was just kinda dreaming of something like this.
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I was working until I hurt my back.
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Now I drive a truck for a beverage distributor.
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How did you hurt your back?
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Thank you.
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We have these long bags, you know?
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And we tend to hunch forward to slant our shoulders.
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You always did as a kid.
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I used to come watch you.
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I'd see you on the playground at Church School.
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You always looked...
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so pissed off.
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You never talked to me.
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It wouldn't have been much good to you back then.
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All I cared was getting high...
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getting laid...
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I'd probably still be doing it...
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if my friend Chuck hadn't OD'ed.
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I'm sorry.
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As strong as I was, it really shakes you
hard when you lose someone...
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that's really close to you.
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Yeah.
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I...
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I just lost a really close friend recently.
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So...
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Why don't you come home with me for dinner?
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It'd be a good time to meet Carla and Shay.
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Shay?
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We almost called him Shane because I love the name so much.
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I named you that, you know?
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She's been with Tina and Henry for the last two nights.
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I don't know why I should have to share my time.
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Because it would look bad in court if Tina tells the judge...
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that you refused to fly on the same plane with her.
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Her boyfriend is coming up on the weekend.
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Why can't she just wait and go up with him?
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Joyce, I can't be in close corners with her.
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I just can't.
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Just be genial and civil, ok?
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Just do it for your kid.
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But whatever you do, Bette, please...
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don't cause a scene.
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What if she brings up the custody plan?
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You don't tell her that we're going for sole custody.
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We don't want her to know about that until we tell her.
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I know.
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- Ok?
- Yeah.
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I think I'm gonna take that job.
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Excellent! That will play very well in court.
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Dean of a prestigious art school...
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And it can't hurt when it comes to pulling in chicks.
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Excuse me?
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Lots of pretty young art students...
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It'll be like a kid in a candy store.
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God Joyce.
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You're clearly unethical. I would never do anything like that.
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Excuse me, I'm so sorry, counselor...
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- I need to talk to you. It's important.
- What is the matter?
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- Let's just go.
- Excuse me.
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Why do go in the bathroom?
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- What's that?
- What do you think?
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That's a home pregnancy test.
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Oh come on Kit, you're in menopause,
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you can't be pregnant.
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Ah who says, huh?
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This is a home test. I mean, they're totally unreliable.
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You have to do more than one. You can't do...
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Fuck!
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That quantum futon chip is gonna
blow everything else out of the water.
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That's a method that is totally becoming
a regular feature of my toolkit.
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I wanna develop a program...
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that navigates documentation
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for IT process best practises.
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I like the way you think, Max.
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Original thinkers are the most valuable pieces of manpower.
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I've always been really interested in technological inovation.
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Come talk to me, Max.
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I already have the market texture.
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Jenny?
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My wife places over too when I get going on this stuff.
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Oh I'm sorry. Do I appear a little spaced off?
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I think about all kinds of things when I'm out with these guys.
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I think about my pedicure,
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my kid's homework, my charity auction.
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I'm thinking about a story that I'm working on
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about how when I was 12,
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I used to masturbate like 20 times a day...
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and I'm not sure...
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whether I should make it like fiction...
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or like a New Yorker style essay piece.
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I don't know.
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Dinner was phenomenal. Thank you.
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- Score!
- Nice shot. You got past my goal.
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Good job, there you go.
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I knew you were his daughter and
it wasn't just because of the name.
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It was the picture.
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You have his genes.
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His very strong genes.
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I mean, look at all three of you.
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Hey Shay,
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Shane has a skateboard shop.
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You skateboard?
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I do. We even have a halfpipe at the store.
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Cool!
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Looks like you're doing real well there, I mean...
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you have your own line of hair products and everything.
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Shane for WAX. I love that.
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Oh thank you, that was my partner Chase's idea.
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- Oh is he the boy of the Mohaw?
- Yeah, that's him on the picture.
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- Yeah.
- Are you two...?
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- Oh, no no.
- Oh.
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Come on.
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Now finish your dinner or I'll take the game off the table.
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I'm actually getting married next week.
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Wow! That's wonderful! Gabe!
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You're getting married, wow.
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Who knew?
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Not me.
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Well, just because it took you 45 years...
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to settle down, Gabe...
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Everywhere we went...
259
00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:12,538
Women just through themselves at him.
260
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,517
He didn't even have to do anything.
261
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,830
Nobody ever thought he'd settle down.
262
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,750
And look at me now.
263
00:16:20,665 --> 00:16:22,113
Well, it looks pretty good.
264
00:16:22,117 --> 00:16:23,342
It's great.
265
00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:26,816
So what does he do, your guy?
266
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,330
She's a DJ.
267
00:16:37,178 --> 00:16:38,553
And her name is Carmen.
268
00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:45,946
Well see, I told you....
269
00:16:45,952 --> 00:16:49,380
I looked at your picture and I said I bet she's gay.
270
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:53,112
- She did. She nailed that.
- Yeah.
271
00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:55,403
Yes.
272
00:16:55,977 --> 00:16:57,154
Ah, you won!
273
00:16:58,019 --> 00:16:59,825
My dad always lets me win.
274
00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:04,609
So...
275
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:06,429
- Where are you getting married?
- In Whistler.
276
00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:07,529
- Canada.
- Yeah.
277
00:17:07,535 --> 00:17:09,949
- I've heard you can do that there, yeah?
- Yes, you can.
278
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,392
Just...yeah...
279
00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:14,894
Hey, we should go!
280
00:17:14,907 --> 00:17:17,334
I mean, it's so close. We...
281
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,418
Honey, slow down. We haven't exactly been invited.
282
00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:22,359
Oh...
283
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,339
No, you're invited.
284
00:17:30,278 --> 00:17:32,425
I'd like for you guys to be there.
285
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:37,368
If...you'd like.
286
00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:48,702
I want to believe, my friends.
287
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,345
Believe me, I do.
288
00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:55,147
'Cause my friend Shane is getting married this weekend.
289
00:17:55,921 --> 00:17:58,167
And I wanna believe for Shane.
290
00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:03,800
And I wanna believe for all of the rest of us
who are flailing around in this abyss
291
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,583
trying to feel what we're supposed to feel
292
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,683
in order to connect in meaningful ways.
293
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:14,289
I wanna believe that real true connection
among human beings is actually possible.
294
00:18:16,685 --> 00:18:19,341
And supposedly marriage can access.
295
00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:23,692
I mean, supposedly it improves our moral fiber and all.
296
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,555
Which begs the question...
297
00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:29,987
Why do this crazy creepy defending-the-family crusaders
298
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,907
think it's a bad thing for gays?
299
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,060
Why can't they just wish us well?
300
00:18:35,274 --> 00:18:36,070
Hypocrites.
301
00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:46,037
'Cause we're going to Canada, people, whether you like it or not
302
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,116
to take our best shot at this connection.
303
00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:53,689
And if we fail, it is not because
we're less wholesome than you are.
304
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:55,870
Please, I mean you guys...
305
00:18:55,876 --> 00:18:59,032
have been feeling this miserably
since the beginning of recorded history.
306
00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:05,457
And if we succeed, and our love connections actually flourish...
307
00:19:05,463 --> 00:19:09,021
then there's a little less loneliness in the world.
308
00:19:09,914 --> 00:19:12,270
And even I might start believe in miracles.
309
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,296
- Welcome to Fairmont Chateau Whistler.
- Thank you.
310
00:19:22,514 --> 00:19:23,218
Hi.
311
00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:24,990
Hello.
312
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,198
Wow, look at this place.
313
00:19:32,786 --> 00:19:33,975
Here comes the bride.
314
00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:35,643
Look at this.
315
00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:38,225
Happy?
316
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:38,977
This is amazing.
317
00:19:38,983 --> 00:19:40,287
It's so nice you're here for the wedding, Peggy.
318
00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:03,630
They're all dressed in the same clothes.
319
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,012
She didn't think they were coming though.
320
00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:09,933
I think Helena might have had something to do with it.
321
00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:20,572
Perdona me...
322
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,176
My baby getting married!
323
00:20:32,082 --> 00:20:34,787
Everybody, this is Carmen's friend Helena.
324
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:39,531
She's the one that phoned me and invited us all
and paid for our plane tickets and our hotel rooms.
325
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:43,876
Thank you, Helena!
326
00:20:43,881 --> 00:20:45,115
It's my pleasure.
327
00:20:52,536 --> 00:20:54,030
I guess it grows on trees.
328
00:21:01,599 --> 00:21:03,424
You bought a dress?
329
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:06,866
I need to check it.
330
00:21:08,153 --> 00:21:10,988
I want to make sure that jewelry goes with it.
331
00:21:11,985 --> 00:21:13,932
And look, we have Bebi to do your hair!
332
00:21:16,287 --> 00:21:18,414
Oh, Shane, Shane...
333
00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:21,976
you're going to make such a handsome bride.
334
00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:22,966
Oh, groom...
335
00:21:23,712 --> 00:21:24,659
Thank you.
336
00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:25,750
So handsome.
337
00:21:28,536 --> 00:21:32,674
You are coming with us, we are going
sighting at the Whistler village.
338
00:21:33,556 --> 00:21:36,234
Not allowed to see her now until the wedding, ok?
339
00:21:36,239 --> 00:21:36,984
Ok.
340
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:40,836
- Bye.
- Bye.
341
00:21:50,157 --> 00:21:52,672
Hey baby, sure you don't wanna come up?
342
00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:54,246
It's really fun.
343
00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:57,777
Alright, I see you later.
344
00:21:59,773 --> 00:22:01,570
Do you hate skiing also?
345
00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:10,084
I just hate all the bullshit that you have
to go through with all the equipment.
346
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:13,424
Me too.
347
00:22:15,021 --> 00:22:20,070
I don't do any leisure activities that require
me to use more than one piece of equipment.
348
00:22:23,388 --> 00:22:24,322
Except sex.
349
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,876
Sex isn't a leisure activity.
350
00:22:30,802 --> 00:22:31,975
What is sex then?
351
00:22:33,331 --> 00:22:34,870
Sometimes it's a revelation.
352
00:22:37,036 --> 00:22:38,449
Sometimes it's fun.
353
00:22:40,495 --> 00:22:42,061
Sometimes it's scary.
354
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,306
Sometimes it's tepid.
355
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:50,688
Which is it with your friend?
356
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,320
I'm interested. I've never been with a transsexual.
357
00:22:56,805 --> 00:22:58,700
That's a personal question.
358
00:23:01,518 --> 00:23:03,744
I only ask questions that are personal.
359
00:23:04,652 --> 00:23:07,716
Questions that can't be answered by a text book.
360
00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:11,379
Besides, I'm writing an article.
361
00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,290
About sex with a transsexual?
362
00:23:15,657 --> 00:23:17,351
Unfortunately no.
363
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:21,475
Just a very silly article for a very silly magazine.
364
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,026
Gay travel destination.
365
00:23:30,255 --> 00:23:33,291
So I'd like to know what it's like here for you and...
366
00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:36,243
Max.
367
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,968
Why is your article silly?
368
00:23:42,704 --> 00:23:47,579
Because I think every place should be a gay travel destination.
369
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:51,152
We limit ourselves with these stupid...
370
00:23:52,918 --> 00:23:53,744
Labels.
371
00:23:55,531 --> 00:23:56,504
Labels.
372
00:24:11,441 --> 00:24:14,887
I guess Wilson wasn't ashamed of paying a black writer.
373
00:24:18,234 --> 00:24:21,348
His entire life was the black experience.
374
00:24:22,144 --> 00:24:24,240
And he never apologized, right?
375
00:24:25,977 --> 00:24:27,752
I don't wanna be labeled as a gay writer.
376
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,764
Why?
377
00:24:30,629 --> 00:24:31,285
Why?
378
00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:33,017
What are you afraid of?
379
00:24:33,022 --> 00:24:34,037
Ce n'est pas juste.
380
00:24:35,003 --> 00:24:36,277
Pourquoi c'est pas juste?
381
00:24:37,024 --> 00:24:38,041
Parce que.
382
00:24:38,906 --> 00:24:42,081
Because you didn't like labels.
383
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,532
You like that?
384
00:25:00,538 --> 00:25:01,844
Yeah.
385
00:25:15,837 --> 00:25:17,671
Thank you, Buster the horse.
386
00:25:17,677 --> 00:25:19,832
Thank you, Bably the horse.
387
00:25:20,698 --> 00:25:21,883
We're almost back.
388
00:25:21,889 --> 00:25:23,107
I was just gonna say.
389
00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:28,900
How do you make the horses stop?
You say 'Woa...'.
390
00:25:32,187 --> 00:25:34,913
That was incredible. Did you see her face?
391
00:25:34,918 --> 00:25:37,195
I know, I know. So sweet.
392
00:25:37,198 --> 00:25:39,065
That was almost as good as her first step.
393
00:25:41,742 --> 00:25:42,618
I wouldn't know.
394
00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,088
You were in retreat. I tried to call you.
395
00:25:48,095 --> 00:25:50,532
Anyway, I think it was good that we are both here to see it.
396
00:25:54,467 --> 00:25:55,906
Yeah, I'm glad I was here.
397
00:25:59,242 --> 00:26:01,767
So, Shane. Where is your lovely bride?
398
00:26:01,774 --> 00:26:03,698
Peggy, this is Shane's bachelor party.
399
00:26:03,703 --> 00:26:05,180
Brides are excluded.
400
00:26:06,005 --> 00:26:09,741
Oh my Goodness, I had no idea you
were such role-playing lesbians.
401
00:26:09,749 --> 00:26:10,884
No, we're not.
402
00:26:10,888 --> 00:26:12,525
You know, actually I'd like for her to be here...
403
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,525
but her family is so traditional, so...
404
00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:15,797
I stepped back.
405
00:26:17,001 --> 00:26:18,039
I think that's nice.
406
00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,818
I think that's regressive.
407
00:26:20,795 --> 00:26:25,073
Well, we're pretty traditional in our family too.
Aren't we, Mommy?
408
00:26:26,156 --> 00:26:28,294
Oh look, Bette and Tina are here now.
409
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,026
Time for dinner. Please, take my hand.
410
00:26:32,031 --> 00:26:35,877
And let me bury my head in your ample bosom
if I get a little too emotional.
411
00:26:41,645 --> 00:26:45,502
You got quite an appetite there, girl?
Better save some room for fondue.
412
00:26:46,407 --> 00:26:47,454
I'm pregnant.
413
00:26:48,329 --> 00:26:49,225
Yeah...
414
00:26:56,226 --> 00:26:57,600
No fucking way.
415
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,863
No, don't do that! Stop it!
416
00:26:59,865 --> 00:27:01,872
I'm sorry, that was...
417
00:27:02,947 --> 00:27:03,863
completely stupid.
418
00:27:03,869 --> 00:27:05,094
Yeah...
419
00:27:05,538 --> 00:27:06,767
Ok, ok...
420
00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:10,266
Let me try this again, erm...
421
00:27:10,903 --> 00:27:14,942
I don't know what you're planing,
but it's certainly your decision...
422
00:27:14,944 --> 00:27:16,522
completely and totally.
423
00:27:16,527 --> 00:27:17,640
You got that right!
424
00:27:17,647 --> 00:27:20,413
Yeah ok, I just want you to know that I'm with you.
425
00:27:21,209 --> 00:27:24,466
I'll support you in whatever decision you make.
426
00:27:24,471 --> 00:27:30,840
Specifically, I'll take you to the doctor
I'll hold your hand during the...
427
00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:38,015
procedure and I'll drive you home and put you to bed with a hot water bubble.
428
00:27:38,029 --> 00:27:40,355
Or, you know, if you decide to...
429
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:49,019
go through with it, I'll be your coach and
I'll bust my ass ...
430
00:27:49,175 --> 00:27:52,103
to save enough money to put our kid through college.
431
00:27:58,692 --> 00:28:02,769
Ok everybody, we would like to make a toast...
432
00:28:02,771 --> 00:28:05,290
to our dear friend Shane.
433
00:28:05,293 --> 00:28:06,478
Yes, Shane...
434
00:28:07,204 --> 00:28:09,542
We have been through a lot together as friends.
435
00:28:10,378 --> 00:28:12,272
Especially in the last few months.
436
00:28:12,279 --> 00:28:15,855
Shane, the thing that you've taught us about friendship,
437
00:28:15,859 --> 00:28:17,576
is about being fearless.
438
00:28:17,582 --> 00:28:21,708
So thank you very much, Shane, for convincing me to cut off...
439
00:28:21,713 --> 00:28:25,960
my lustrous mink-like long mane...
440
00:28:26,248 --> 00:28:27,843
as short as humanly possible.
441
00:28:28,087 --> 00:28:28,743
And Shane?
442
00:28:29,819 --> 00:28:32,094
Thank you very much for not making it look like yours.
443
00:28:36,821 --> 00:28:38,388
It's really grown back fast.
444
00:28:38,393 --> 00:28:39,369
Yes, it has.
445
00:28:41,196 --> 00:28:45,393
Shane, thank you as a friend, for saving me from going home...
446
00:28:45,399 --> 00:28:47,504
with that girl that night. You know the one I'm talking about.
447
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:51,296
And, as a friend, taking her home yourself instead. Thank you.
448
00:28:52,551 --> 00:28:58,629
Shane, only you could make a two piece ensemble look good.
449
00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:03,652
- At 7.30 in the morning.
- Drunk. - After a one-night stand.
450
00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:08,334
In all seriousness, you are our best friend.
451
00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:15,979
Shane, you're the most loyal friend I and,
I think I can speak for the group,
452
00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:17,550
that we have ever met.
453
00:29:18,585 --> 00:29:21,064
And you've never left our sides...
454
00:29:21,066 --> 00:29:23,134
when things have become dark.
455
00:29:23,139 --> 00:29:26,868
And I think that you've taught the whole group...
456
00:29:26,871 --> 00:29:29,827
that people are just beautiful.
457
00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:37,442
And we know that, if Dana was here, that she would be
very happy to know that you're marrying someone you love.
458
00:29:40,138 --> 00:29:43,466
So, we love you, very much. And congratulations.
459
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:48,620
To Shane! To Shane! Congratulations.
460
00:29:52,438 --> 00:29:54,761
So my dear Shane, although I don't understand...
461
00:29:54,766 --> 00:29:57,836
why you would embrace an institution that breeds conformity...
462
00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,744
and restricts free will. That said...
463
00:29:59,749 --> 00:30:06,819
if you give one another children, I only
hope that there is generous and kind...
464
00:30:06,826 --> 00:30:11,952
lovely as the one my good-for-nothing Brit gave me.
465
00:30:12,998 --> 00:30:14,906
What about that?
Are you guys gonna have kids?
466
00:30:17,812 --> 00:30:20,309
Well, she's the one who brought it up.
467
00:30:21,161 --> 00:30:23,678
You won't have kids.
You don't one, do you?
468
00:30:28,105 --> 00:30:29,381
Yeah, I think I do.
469
00:30:29,426 --> 00:30:30,345
You do?
470
00:30:30,647 --> 00:30:31,595
Yeah.
471
00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:34,587
I think you'd be a wonderful parent.
472
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,508
Yeah, and Carmen would be really beautiful pregnant.
473
00:30:40,744 --> 00:30:43,711
What makes you think that Shane wouldn't carry the baby?
474
00:30:43,714 --> 00:30:44,743
Ah, woa woa...
475
00:30:44,747 --> 00:30:47,724
I don't know about that. I don't know if I go that far,
but I think...
476
00:30:47,730 --> 00:30:51,545
that in any event, I think kids are...
477
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,998
such a beautiful gift because...
478
00:30:54,001 --> 00:30:59,350
I don't know, I mean, I look at that little one and
that love that you have for her and...
479
00:30:59,356 --> 00:31:02,953
the love that you actually have for each other despite...
480
00:31:02,956 --> 00:31:05,435
the things you're going through.
481
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,776
I don't know, it just seems that...
482
00:31:09,491 --> 00:31:13,107
sometimes love just doesn't last the way you hope it will, but...
483
00:31:14,063 --> 00:31:17,782
if you get through that pain, it could
last in ways that are more precious.
484
00:31:18,747 --> 00:31:19,561
Maybe.
485
00:31:20,465 --> 00:31:21,493
Possibly.
486
00:31:22,487 --> 00:31:23,033
Wow...
487
00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:25,586
I'm Alice, it's nice to meet you.
488
00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:31,087
Anyway, Shane...
489
00:31:31,985 --> 00:31:33,130
As your best man...
490
00:31:33,133 --> 00:31:38,054
Is is my honor to present you the gift from your bride to be.
491
00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:38,893
What?
492
00:31:38,906 --> 00:31:40,263
Yes.
493
00:31:40,270 --> 00:31:41,172
What?
494
00:31:41,178 --> 00:31:45,465
So, this is a gift from Carmen to Shane
495
00:31:46,153 --> 00:31:47,409
with all her heart.
496
00:31:48,985 --> 00:31:49,988
Come on, get up.
497
00:31:49,994 --> 00:31:50,610
What is it?
498
00:31:50,614 --> 00:31:51,291
Come on!
499
00:31:57,067 --> 00:31:59,015
What the hell is this?
500
00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:04,016
Hey, congratulations, Shane, my name's God-des...
501
00:32:04,021 --> 00:32:05,377
and this is She...
502
00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:08,690
and Carmen wanted me to tell you something really important.
503
00:32:08,696 --> 00:32:11,552
That there actually is a prescription to a happy marriage.
504
00:32:11,557 --> 00:32:13,222
And this is it:
505
00:32:14,096 --> 00:32:15,492
Good evening class
506
00:32:15,497 --> 00:32:17,386
I would like to welcome you
507
00:32:17,389 --> 00:32:19,767
to Pussy Eating 101.
508
00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:21,726
Pay close attention now.
509
00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:24,608
There's rules and regulations to pleasing a girl.
510
00:32:24,613 --> 00:32:26,882
Going down town could really rock her world.
511
00:32:26,884 --> 00:32:29,011
But you gotta make sure that you know what you're doing.
512
00:32:29,015 --> 00:32:31,202
There's a map down there that you gotta start learnin'.
513
00:32:31,209 --> 00:32:33,764
First you gotta make sure you rehearse.
514
00:32:33,769 --> 00:32:35,776
Move around your tongue like you're trying to curse.
515
00:32:35,782 --> 00:32:38,158
'Cause there's nothing worse than a tongue that doesn't work .
516
00:32:38,161 --> 00:32:40,388
Then your girl will be mad and you feel like a jerk.
517
00:32:40,394 --> 00:32:42,811
Spread out your lips before you kiss.
518
00:32:42,814 --> 00:32:44,969
You wanna make sure that you find the clit.
519
00:32:44,974 --> 00:32:47,434
Lick a little bit then move it all around.
520
00:32:47,437 --> 00:32:49,732
Lick it all over till you hear her make a sound.
521
00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:52,105
Then you know that you found a good spot.
522
00:32:52,121 --> 00:32:54,267
Tease it and touch it but not a lot.
523
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:58,948
With your mouth down south you're in control.
You can make it happen fast or slow.
524
00:32:58,965 --> 00:33:01,220
Lick it, you better lick it right.
525
00:33:01,224 --> 00:33:03,510
Touch it, better touch it right.
526
00:33:03,518 --> 00:33:05,801
Kiss it, better kiss it right.
527
00:33:05,807 --> 00:33:08,103
Do that pussy right.
528
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,196
Lick it, you better lick it right.
529
00:33:10,202 --> 00:33:12,407
Touch it, better touch it right.
530
00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:14,860
Kiss it, better kiss it right.
531
00:33:14,874 --> 00:33:17,251
Do that pussy right.
532
00:33:17,253 --> 00:33:19,519
Let your mouth do the talkin'
and your tongue do the walkin'.
533
00:33:19,524 --> 00:33:21,704
Work on your cardio there is no stoppin'
534
00:33:21,707 --> 00:33:23,955
Get through the pain if your jaw locks.
535
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:26,145
You gotta be a soldier and don't stop.
536
00:33:26,148 --> 00:33:28,545
Lick her and finger her at the same time.
537
00:33:28,651 --> 00:33:30,848
Feel around the G-spot. Seek and you shall find.
538
00:33:30,852 --> 00:33:33,147
Rub on the spot, lick on top.
539
00:33:33,155 --> 00:33:35,550
You gotta be coordinated. Show her what you got.
540
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:37,851
So once you got that down, put your other hand around.
541
00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:39,862
You have to be blunt and not profound.
542
00:33:39,868 --> 00:33:41,763
Put your wet pinky finger in...
543
00:33:44,162 --> 00:33:45,464
Good night.
544
00:33:45,470 --> 00:33:46,316
Good night.
545
00:33:50,325 --> 00:33:51,329
Good night, sweetie.
546
00:33:55,527 --> 00:33:56,414
Tina?
547
00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:58,675
It was a really nice night.
548
00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:04,046
Felt really good to be together and getting along.
549
00:34:05,973 --> 00:34:08,448
And she really loved the sleigh ride.
550
00:34:11,285 --> 00:34:12,702
So did I.
551
00:34:16,067 --> 00:34:18,304
That's what I hope for us, Bette.
552
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,406
For our family.
553
00:34:20,411 --> 00:34:23,319
I hope we can do family things together.
554
00:34:24,254 --> 00:34:26,338
I think that's what would be best for Angelica.
555
00:34:28,455 --> 00:34:30,983
And maybe one day, when we're ready...
556
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,551
we can take vacations together.
557
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,936
I'd really like that.
558
00:34:53,359 --> 00:34:54,997
Good night.
559
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,775
Good night.
560
00:35:10,829 --> 00:35:12,547
Hey Joyce, It's Bette Porter calling...
561
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,900
Listen, I'd...
562
00:35:17,053 --> 00:35:18,750
I'm maybe having a change of heart.
563
00:35:19,537 --> 00:35:21,971
I want you to hold off sending that letter to Tina's lawyer.
564
00:35:21,976 --> 00:35:26,222
I'm not sure that I wanna go for sole custody.
565
00:35:26,819 --> 00:35:31,168
I don't think it's in Angelica's best interest.
566
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,107
So...
567
00:35:32,121 --> 00:35:32,898
Erm...
568
00:35:32,904 --> 00:35:35,189
Anyway, call me when you get this message.
569
00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:36,919
Thanks.
570
00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:02,155
Can I come in?
571
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,025
Yeah.
572
00:36:04,001 --> 00:36:04,817
But...
573
00:36:05,671 --> 00:36:06,939
I think we should talk.
574
00:36:12,244 --> 00:36:13,860
What do you wanna talk about?
575
00:36:16,947 --> 00:36:18,455
What's happening between us?
576
00:36:19,881 --> 00:36:22,346
How you're feeling, how I'm feeling.
577
00:36:29,747 --> 00:36:31,490
I don't wanna talk.
578
00:36:37,961 --> 00:36:39,367
I don't wanna talk.
579
00:36:52,318 --> 00:36:54,414
I love my present.
580
00:36:57,243 --> 00:37:00,158
And I wish I could do exactly what they were talking.
581
00:37:00,165 --> 00:37:01,100
You can't come in.
582
00:37:01,103 --> 00:37:02,418
It's against the rules.
583
00:37:02,423 --> 00:37:03,339
Come on...
584
00:37:03,344 --> 00:37:03,860
Shane...
585
00:37:19,536 --> 00:37:20,960
I hope that's Carmen.
586
00:37:23,648 --> 00:37:24,642
You made it.
587
00:37:24,648 --> 00:37:26,354
Of course we made it.
588
00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:28,273
Oh my God!
589
00:37:28,279 --> 00:37:30,634
Gabrile McCutcheon, my wife Carla.
590
00:37:30,641 --> 00:37:31,296
Hi.
591
00:37:31,302 --> 00:37:33,397
Hi. Very good to meet you.
592
00:37:33,404 --> 00:37:34,679
Hi.
593
00:37:38,497 --> 00:37:40,201
Thank you.
594
00:37:40,206 --> 00:37:41,160
Welcome.
595
00:37:42,028 --> 00:37:43,743
Thank you, wow.
596
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,034
I'm so glad that you guys made it.
597
00:37:47,009 --> 00:37:48,277
Me too.
598
00:37:48,281 --> 00:37:51,158
Honey, we should probably go to sleep, you know...
599
00:37:51,161 --> 00:37:52,258
leave these two alone.
600
00:37:53,245 --> 00:37:55,580
Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed too.
601
00:37:55,585 --> 00:37:57,482
I think tomorrow is kind of a big day.
602
00:38:00,767 --> 00:38:02,215
Let us get a drink.
603
00:38:03,129 --> 00:38:04,355
Yeah, let's do it.
604
00:38:05,391 --> 00:38:08,196
That guy is a total night-all.
Never goes to sleep before 2am.
605
00:38:09,152 --> 00:38:12,890
Oh my God. This one is the exact same way. 2am.
606
00:38:12,895 --> 00:38:14,049
Right?
607
00:38:15,506 --> 00:38:16,373
Bye.
608
00:38:18,189 --> 00:38:19,213
See you tomorrow.
609
00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,587
So aren't you two gonna go skiing?
610
00:38:40,623 --> 00:38:43,917
Never skied and I don't figure today is the best day to start.
611
00:38:43,923 --> 00:38:46,148
Well, you could take a private lesson.
612
00:38:46,154 --> 00:38:47,390
Yeah, she's right.
613
00:38:48,314 --> 00:38:50,421
And we've got private instructors for everyone.
614
00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:52,163
I think Carmen and her sisters are up there.
615
00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:53,774
Oh really?
616
00:38:54,469 --> 00:38:56,996
No, you go along. We're just gonna hang out here.
617
00:38:57,822 --> 00:38:58,385
Ok.
618
00:38:58,391 --> 00:39:02,027
Ok, well...what should we do? Should we stay at
Blackcomb or should we check out Whistler?
619
00:39:02,035 --> 00:39:03,019
Whistler has more snow.
620
00:39:03,024 --> 00:39:04,060
Alright, let's go.
621
00:39:04,066 --> 00:39:05,219
Bye.
622
00:39:05,226 --> 00:39:05,920
Byebye.
623
00:39:09,146 --> 00:39:12,003
You know, if there's anything you two need...
624
00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:16,636
This whole wedding is like a gift to Shane from me, so...
625
00:39:17,594 --> 00:39:18,869
Just talk to me, ok?
626
00:39:43,666 --> 00:39:47,635
Well, it's beautiful up here, isn't it?
Hi, I'm Marylin.
627
00:39:53,805 --> 00:39:54,558
You're gonna try it?
628
00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:08,567
I see my friends down there.
629
00:40:09,123 --> 00:40:12,969
- The two boys on the snowboards?
- Well, they're not boys.
630
00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:17,681
Well, one of them is, sort of...
631
00:40:19,328 --> 00:40:23,697
The other one, Shane, she's getting
married tonight to her girlfriend, Carmen.
632
00:40:26,502 --> 00:40:28,479
I think I'm marrying them.
633
00:40:31,557 --> 00:40:32,369
What do you mean?
634
00:40:33,397 --> 00:40:37,013
Well, I'm a marriage commissioner.
635
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,824
I perform wedding ceremonies, mostly same sex couples.
636
00:40:42,581 --> 00:40:43,526
Nice to meet you.
637
00:40:47,855 --> 00:40:51,172
So I just...I think it was too much for me, losing her twice.
638
00:40:52,379 --> 00:40:55,184
Yeah, you're like Roxanne and Cyrano de Bergerac.
639
00:40:56,969 --> 00:41:01,538
'In my life I've had but one love.
And now I must lose them twice.'
640
00:41:04,573 --> 00:41:08,381
How is it that you're 56 years old
and you've only slept with two women?
641
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,772
I mean, when did you realize you were a dyke?
642
00:41:11,649 --> 00:41:18,277
Well, Alice, In 1973 I was married
and living in Palo Alto, California.
643
00:41:20,555 --> 00:41:23,700
I joined this women's consciousness reason group
and there was this women, Teri...
644
00:41:24,896 --> 00:41:29,154
Oh, she was so free, and in her sexual power.
I was wildly attracted to her.
645
00:41:30,331 --> 00:41:31,186
So you guys got along?
646
00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:34,006
No, we kissed once and I guess I was too scared.
647
00:41:35,462 --> 00:41:38,438
No, the first time I made love to a woman
was about one year later.
648
00:41:39,554 --> 00:41:41,891
- She was an heiress.
- An heiress?
649
00:41:43,649 --> 00:41:46,072
She hired my husband Chad...
650
00:41:46,088 --> 00:41:49,104
to design her west coast corporate headquarters.
651
00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:54,220
She was fabulous, so beautiful and arrogant.
652
00:41:56,704 --> 00:41:59,970
- So you slept with your husband's boss?
- Yeah.
653
00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,165
- That's pretty bad girl.
- Yeah, we had a wild affair.
654
00:42:04,661 --> 00:42:08,666
And then she broke my heart. You know...
shuttled off to London, married some pennyless
655
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:16,522
aristocrat. And I went home to my stifling family life
and been come out of the closet for another 15 years.
656
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:20,993
Hey, I have a proposition for you, Alice.
657
00:42:23,399 --> 00:42:25,198
I'm just asking you to think about it, that's all.
658
00:42:25,672 --> 00:42:28,257
No, not suggesting that Bette shouldn't be in Angelica's life.
659
00:42:29,293 --> 00:42:30,319
I won't reneg...
660
00:42:30,644 --> 00:42:32,070
It's an unrevocable decision, Tina.
661
00:42:32,074 --> 00:42:35,100
If you allow Bette to legally adopt Angelica...
662
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:37,304
She'll be tied to you for the rest of your life.
663
00:42:37,307 --> 00:42:38,784
That's what happens when two people have a baby...
664
00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:42,087
and then they split up. I gave her my promise.
665
00:42:42,442 --> 00:42:46,978
- Because you feel guilty.
- Because it's the right thing to do.
666
00:42:47,305 --> 00:42:50,051
What if you and I were to decide to get married.
667
00:42:50,057 --> 00:42:52,731
I'd never be able to be Angelica's dad!
668
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,485
If she already has another parent, I would be your husband,
669
00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:58,626
but I wouldn't legally be your daughter's father.
670
00:42:59,549 --> 00:43:01,076
We're not there yet, Henry.
671
00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:03,839
Bette is Angelica's rightful parent.
672
00:43:03,845 --> 00:43:05,649
You have to understand and respect that.
673
00:43:06,446 --> 00:43:07,459
Here it is, hot of the press!
674
00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:20,350
What is it? Is everything ok?
675
00:43:25,296 --> 00:43:27,353
Have you seen Alice today?
676
00:43:27,718 --> 00:43:31,243
- No, actually I'm worried about her.
- Yeah well, me too.
677
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,198
I know.
678
00:43:34,201 --> 00:43:35,507
- Oh really?
- Yeah.
679
00:43:36,241 --> 00:43:38,269
Just as you two were settling to work things out.
680
00:43:38,274 --> 00:43:39,499
It'll be alright.
681
00:43:40,555 --> 00:43:44,213
Hello? Joyce, hi. Yeah, I'm on a skilift, whats up?
682
00:43:47,830 --> 00:43:50,575
Shit! You're fucking kidding me.
683
00:43:52,190 --> 00:43:53,448
Well, can you get it back?
684
00:43:56,422 --> 00:43:59,182
Fuck! Ok, tell him not to open it.
685
00:44:02,087 --> 00:44:04,084
Then tell him not to send it to Tina.
686
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:06,393
Joyce?
687
00:44:08,282 --> 00:44:11,829
Shit! Shit, Shit, Shit!
688
00:44:13,354 --> 00:44:16,842
Fuck, I have to get off the line.
I've gotta go find Tina, shit!
689
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,921
Damn it! What's the fastest way?
690
00:44:19,928 --> 00:44:22,385
Across this way is going to be the Black Diamond run.
691
00:44:22,739 --> 00:44:24,754
But there's moguls. Do you ski moguls?
692
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:26,378
No, I cannot ski fucking moguls.
693
00:44:30,153 --> 00:44:33,440
Hey Tina, it's Bette. Listen, you're gonna get
a letter from my lawyer today...
694
00:44:33,447 --> 00:44:37,293
and I just want you to disregard it. It was a mistake.
695
00:44:38,189 --> 00:44:41,585
And I'm very very very sorry. So just disregard it, ok?
696
00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:45,557
And call me when you get this. Ok, bye.
697
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:47,047
Fuck.
698
00:44:48,482 --> 00:44:49,519
Fuck!!
699
00:44:55,298 --> 00:44:56,583
Ok you're all ready to go.
700
00:44:57,388 --> 00:44:59,875
You sure you've done this before?
701
00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:03,517
You don't fall into the abyss, Alice. You take it on!
702
00:45:04,552 --> 00:45:08,061
Ok. Face the abyss. Embrace the abyss.
703
00:45:10,098 --> 00:45:13,955
Ok, did you decide on what your thingle's gonna be?
704
00:45:14,508 --> 00:45:15,604
Yes, erm...
705
00:45:18,152 --> 00:45:22,658
I vow that just because I'm 56 years old does not mean...
706
00:45:23,335 --> 00:45:25,719
that my romantic life is over.
707
00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:27,892
And after this wedding tonight...
708
00:45:29,558 --> 00:45:30,905
I'm gonna stop marrying other people,
709
00:45:30,907 --> 00:45:33,033
and find someone to marry me.
710
00:45:34,569 --> 00:45:37,056
- I like it. I like that.
- Me too. What about you?
711
00:45:37,681 --> 00:45:40,049
Ok, I vow to...
712
00:45:40,054 --> 00:45:44,041
stop medicating myself with sex and drugs...
713
00:45:44,187 --> 00:45:45,774
and let myself feel again.
714
00:45:46,188 --> 00:45:46,811
And?
715
00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:50,875
And, yeah, erm...
716
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,989
I'll talk to Lara about how I feel and
I'll ask her how she feels about me.
717
00:45:55,844 --> 00:45:57,360
- Ok.
It's easy.
718
00:45:59,804 --> 00:46:02,431
- Alright, let's do this thing. I'm ready.
- I'll see you on the other side.
719
00:46:02,746 --> 00:46:04,762
- You ready?
- Ok, here I go, guys.
720
00:46:05,509 --> 00:46:15,341
I'm gona. Holy Shit...!!
721
00:46:29,051 --> 00:46:33,419
Keep the change, pal. Let's get out of here
Come on. Here we go.
722
00:46:42,039 --> 00:46:43,366
Who is she?
723
00:46:47,044 --> 00:46:49,810
- Who is she?
- What's your name, babe?
724
00:46:50,783 --> 00:46:52,832
- Patty.
- Her name is Patty.
725
00:46:54,037 --> 00:46:54,993
This is Shane, my daughter.
726
00:46:59,098 --> 00:47:00,157
Can you excuse us for a minute, babe?
727
00:47:07,594 --> 00:47:10,963
I'm sorry. I'm not proud of this.
728
00:47:12,967 --> 00:47:15,024
It's just who I am, ok?
729
00:47:19,243 --> 00:47:20,637
I know you know what I'm talking about.
730
00:47:50,549 --> 00:47:52,264
...the best meal of your life.
731
00:48:06,488 --> 00:48:08,176
I think we know one another.
732
00:48:12,712 --> 00:48:16,268
- Oh my God.
- 1974.
733
00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:29,998
- Did you get my messages. I've been looking for you all afternoon.
- Why? So you can take my daughter away from me?
734
00:48:31,151 --> 00:48:32,808
Tina, I didn't mean it that way. I tried to stop it.
735
00:48:32,815 --> 00:48:34,638
But I couldn't get a hold of my lawyer in time.
736
00:48:34,954 --> 00:48:37,822
Oh, your lawyer. Joyce Wishniak. That's nice.
737
00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:39,451
Please Tina, try to understand...
738
00:48:39,478 --> 00:48:41,893
I think I understand everything I need to understand, Bette.
739
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,895
You'll lose everything. Not even like a stand-on.
740
00:48:46,912 --> 00:48:49,750
- Does he speak for you now?
- No, he doesn't. Henry, don't!
741
00:48:52,373 --> 00:48:57,101
- Please, believe me, Tina...
- Look, I've changed my mind, I don't want you...
742
00:48:57,346 --> 00:49:00,586
to adopt my daughter. Henry and I are thinking
of starting a family...
743
00:49:00,929 --> 00:49:03,976
and we want Angelica to be a full part of that.
744
00:49:04,922 --> 00:49:08,428
Don't do this. I'm warning you.
745
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:53,256
- Alice is giving Shane away.
- God.
746
00:49:57,053 --> 00:49:59,510
Everyone, my name is Marilyn Sheppard.
747
00:49:59,525 --> 00:50:02,161
I'm the wedding official. I've just been in touch...
748
00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:03,601
with Shane McCutcheon.
749
00:50:08,598 --> 00:50:11,086
She doesn't expect you to forgive her...
750
00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:12,895
She's not proud of this.
751
00:50:13,692 --> 00:50:14,969
It's just who she is.
752
00:50:16,254 --> 00:50:17,720
She wanted me to extend...
753
00:50:17,725 --> 00:50:20,482
her deepest apologies to all of her friends.
754
00:50:21,586 --> 00:50:23,013
She loves and cherishes you...
755
00:50:23,018 --> 00:50:25,104
more than you could possibly know.
756
00:50:25,710 --> 00:50:30,058
She apologizes to the Morales family and hopes...
757
00:50:30,062 --> 00:50:34,419
that you might forgive her someday...
758
00:50:34,713 --> 00:50:38,690
and maybe even understand. I'm sorry.
759
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,418
I'm ok.
760
00:51:05,943 --> 00:51:06,898
Take me home, mom.
761
00:51:08,322 --> 00:51:11,200
Don't you want to look for her?
Don't you want to know what...
762
00:51:11,516 --> 00:51:13,821
I already know what happened.
763
00:51:17,727 --> 00:51:19,506
I just want to go home and be with my family.
764
00:51:42,232 --> 00:51:48,010
I wanna get really drunk and then
I'm gonna dance and dance and dance.
765
00:51:48,426 --> 00:51:49,754
Would you like to dance?
766
00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:55,197
You guys, it's a straight club,
you're gonna make people feel uncomfortable.
767
00:51:57,130 --> 00:51:59,639
Then they deserve to be uncomfortable, don't you think?
768
00:51:59,954 --> 00:52:02,340
No, I don't think anyone deserves
to feel uncomfortable.
769
00:52:03,715 --> 00:52:08,422
Max, I don't understand why you wanna
be like these people?
770
00:52:08,738 --> 00:52:10,676
You seem so much more interesting as who you are.
771
00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:12,114
How do you know who I am?
772
00:52:12,519 --> 00:52:13,796
You don't know who the fuck I am.
773
00:52:14,281 --> 00:52:15,719
How do you know I'm not like these people?
774
00:52:16,523 --> 00:52:25,485
Max, you're great the way you are and the way you were.
You know what happens when you walk into this room?
775
00:52:26,259 --> 00:52:28,633
- What?
- People will start watching you.
776
00:52:30,161 --> 00:52:34,780
They're looking at you closely.
And at first they think you're one of them.
777
00:52:35,094 --> 00:52:39,171
But then they look a little more closely and they
begin to feel uneasy because they realize you're not.
778
00:52:42,207 --> 00:52:46,976
You're always gonna be one of the others.
You're like us.
779
00:52:50,852 --> 00:52:51,659
You don't know that.
780
00:52:59,968 --> 00:53:00,762
I'm gonna dance.
781
00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:19,904
- I haven't done this since I was like...
- Ouch!
782
00:53:20,009 --> 00:53:23,656
...14 and it was awful because my
little sister was really good at it...
783
00:53:24,082 --> 00:53:28,298
and I just always ended up making big giant knots.
784
00:53:29,095 --> 00:53:34,283
- I didn't know you had a little sister.
- Yeah, I do, and 3 brothers. - You do?
785
00:53:34,780 --> 00:53:36,675
- That's a big family.
- I know.
786
00:53:43,003 --> 00:53:45,781
I'm really glad that we're...you know...finally
787
00:53:46,215 --> 00:53:48,813
- Alice...
- What? What?
788
00:53:49,207 --> 00:53:50,534
I need to tell you something.
789
00:53:51,227 --> 00:53:53,535
Hey you two, what are you doing sitting out here?
790
00:53:55,960 --> 00:54:01,368
We're just playing. Trying to get over the debacle of the evening.
791
00:54:01,762 --> 00:54:03,031
Yeah, what a night, huh?
792
00:54:03,656 --> 00:54:05,330
- Yeah.
- Poor Carmen.
793
00:54:05,606 --> 00:54:06,343
What do you think happened?
794
00:54:07,157 --> 00:54:11,675
Well, Shane's father found 10.000 dollars, left his
wife and ran off with some flizzie.
795
00:54:13,012 --> 00:54:14,136
- What?
- Yeah.
796
00:54:16,334 --> 00:54:17,917
Where did Shane's dad get 10.000 dollars?
797
00:54:18,174 --> 00:54:18,619
I don't know.
798
00:54:19,786 --> 00:54:23,350
Oh my God! Is that what happened?
799
00:54:29,069 --> 00:54:35,068
Well, he has no money. He wanted to buy
her a wedding gift. It was heartbreaking.
800
00:54:35,192 --> 00:54:38,882
- Misses Peabody, would there be anything else?
- No, no, I'm fine. I'll be there in a minute.
801
00:54:40,535 --> 00:54:45,503
My darling, I have cherished the time we've spent together.
It has reaffirmed all of my...
802
00:54:45,691 --> 00:54:51,736
recent convictions. Now, because I love you so very much.
I'm going to do something truly radical.
803
00:54:52,814 --> 00:54:56,099
- Mommy, he told me, he was going to buy her a gift.
- Sweerheart. Sweetheart...
804
00:54:58,737 --> 00:55:00,873
I'm cutting you off financially.
805
00:55:02,487 --> 00:55:07,925
From this moment forth, you are going to have to make
relationships with people who love you for yourself.
806
00:55:08,244 --> 00:55:14,309
- Not your money.
- You are not serious?
807
00:55:14,637 --> 00:55:16,632
This is gonna turn your life around, darling.
808
00:55:17,646 --> 00:55:21,135
You're such a wonderful girl, such a beautiful girl.
809
00:55:21,439 --> 00:55:23,534
You have such a surprisingly kind heart.
810
00:55:25,361 --> 00:55:30,220
You need to know that people love you
even if you're pennyless.
811
00:55:40,872 --> 00:55:44,389
It was wonderful to meet you, Helena.
I look forward to getting to know you better.
812
00:55:46,205 --> 00:55:48,022
Thank you. Thank you my dear.
813
00:55:51,608 --> 00:55:53,762
Wow! Go Marilyn.
814
00:56:02,202 --> 00:56:03,307
It's ok. It's ok.
815
00:56:06,594 --> 00:56:09,003
- I cannot believe what Peggy did.
- I know.
816
00:56:09,429 --> 00:56:11,924
- That was so odd.
- I don't know how she's gonna make it.
817
00:56:12,368 --> 00:56:13,553
- I know. Did you see the look on her face?
- Yeah.
818
00:56:14,180 --> 00:56:16,225
She looked like a little girl. It's crazy.
819
00:56:18,243 --> 00:56:20,738
Where is she? Where are they?
820
00:56:21,533 --> 00:56:23,320
I don't know. Out?
821
00:56:25,718 --> 00:56:26,524
What's that?
822
00:56:27,797 --> 00:56:29,546
Everything was fine with the little one.
823
00:56:29,959 --> 00:56:32,858
We read our favorite book until her other mother came for her.
824
00:56:35,013 --> 00:56:36,288
Fuck you, Bette!
825
00:56:37,204 --> 00:56:43,492
Bette, it's Tina. This is not ok. This is not your
night with Angelica. Do you understand?
826
00:56:43,746 --> 00:56:46,314
This is not ok. Where the hell are you?
827
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:52,389
It's ok, baby. It's ok. Everything's gonna be just fine.
828
00:56:55,523 --> 00:56:57,709
Angelica and Momma B...We're just gonna
go for a little adventure...
829
00:56:58,145 --> 00:56:59,901
until we figure out what to do next.
830
00:57:00,946 --> 00:57:03,173
Ok? It's ok, sweetie.
831
00:57:09,762 --> 00:57:10,777
It's ok, sweetie.
832
00:57:12,315 --> 00:57:14,570
It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.
833
00:57:51,597 --> 00:57:54,993
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